All language subtitles for Gravity s01e03 One Away.eng

Previously on "Gravity"...

- He's here!
- Just ignore them.

- I want to open my own vintage
store. - I think it's a great idea.

Lots of love.

Miller: I need to know
what's going on, Lily.

- Am I required to be talking
to you? - Mind if I look around?

Have a party.

- Oh, are you an artist?
- Give it!

- Tell me who it is.
- It's my boyfriend in heaven

who I made love to
when I flatlined.

Okay, but no coffee.
Just come up.

I'm so getting
laid tonight.

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[ grunting ]

I love you pulling my hair,
baby, but use both hands.

Stick it in.
Stop fingering me.

[ sighs ]

[ grunting ]

Mmm.

Hey, okay, get...
Get on your back.

Okay, ready?

Can you feel it?
Isn't it in?

It is, right?
Yeah, yeah, it is.

Um...

[ both grunt ]

[ sighs ]

Come on.

I'm sorry, Jorge.
I really like you.

You're a great guy,
but I have to feel something.

Your dick is just too small. [ sighs ]

I can't see
you anymore.

Wait.

[ sighs ]

Clear on avenue a,
jimmy?

Goose, 3rd street...
you clear?

Avenue b...
you clear, ralphie?

It's ready to go.

Everyone clear
from the building!

Three, two, one.

[ speaking spanish ]

[ explosion ]

Bullshit.

The building completely exploded
with you in it,

And you didn't die?

God wasn't ready
to take him.

Amen.
Amen.

I don't mean to be,
um, indelicate,

And I mean this
as a compliment.

You might have
body dysmorphia,

Because you look... you look
fairly well off there.

Oh, this?

Mm-hmm.
Oh.

Oh, no, this is fake.

No, Jorge. Jorge.

Jor... Jorge, stop.
Put that away. Jorge, stop!

[ gasps ]

Stop now, put that away,
and zip up your pants.

No, no, no, no. My... my real
dick is way smaller, see?

Wait, stop! Jorge, stop!
[ laughter continues ]

Sorry.

Zip up your pants.
Okay.

Fake-dick-having
motherfucker.

I don't want to monopolize the
group with my comic stylings.

But if you want, you can see them
tonight. What... what do you mean?

Ever since I was little,
I always wanted to be a comic.

There you go.
Pass those down.

See, but, uh,
my father...

He was in construction, right,
so I didn't have a choice.

Dogg says...

We need to change
who we were, right?

This is me changing.
How do you like that?

So, you're doing this
not because I said so

But because
you really want to?

Exactly, Dogg.
Exactly.

Hmm.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Woman: Saving up for what
you want to study, or...

Jorge: You know, I never
generate anything like...

Man: Yeah, yeah.
Really?

Robert:
Is everything okay?

Yeah.

So, uh, who was
that guy last night?

Nobody. He's just a friend.

And we just hung out.

He's just a friend?

It's really not
that interesting.

Well, 'cause I was... [
sighs ] I love your look.

Thank you.

People usually are afraid
to...Tell me the truth.

Thanks for telling me
my life was too safe.

It's changed everything...
For the better.

[ laughs ]

Anytime.

How are you?

I'm going to open my own
vintage-clothing store.

I have this idea to redesign
vintage with new fabrics.

Serious?
Yeah.

Well, I'm a seamstress,

So if you ever need any help,
just let me know.

Okay.

[ laughter ]

Yay!

[ telephone ringing,
indistinct conversations ]

Oh, come on, you fucking...

[ telephone ringing ]

Man: Sports.
What's your number?

Yeah, cm1322.

Listen, I know my account's
out of money,

But just give me
100 bucks on the mets,

And I'll give you a grand
on Friday either way.

I wish I could
help you out, sir,

But unless you have funds
in your account,

We can't place a wager.

Come on!
Just look at my account.

I've been betting with
you for 10 years.

Where am I gonna go? It's 100
bucks. I'm really sorry, sir.

[ telephone rings ]
Hold on, hold on!

Miller.

Man #2: Mr. Miller, it's
card services. Hold on.

Listen, are you really trying
to tell me that you're not

Gonna put a fucking measly
$100 bet for me on the mets?

Maybe I should take
my action elsewhere.

Man #1: That would be
up to you, sir.

You have enough to gamble with
but not to pay your debts?

Look, stop calling me,
okay? Stop calling me. Sir.

I only want to go through the mail
from now on. Only write me letters.

Calls will continue until you make payment
arrangements. I have other callers here.

Well, guess what.
That's illegal, okay?

If I tell you to only go
through the mail,

Then you must only go through
the mail, or it's illegal.

Excuse me, sir. You need
to put it in writing.

What do you want to do, sir? I
have other callers. Mr. Miller.

Okay.
Okay, fuck you, okay?

Fuck you. You feel that?
Fuck you. Feel that?

Fucking, fucking, fucking,
fucking, fucking.

[ sighs ]

[ chuckles ]

Fucking retard.

Ophthalmologist.

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ tape measure crashes ]

Hey, buddy, it's matt.

We're really looking forward
to dinner.

Chez jacqueline at 8:00.
Later.

All right, during our 10-minute
date last night,

What's the one thing you said
you wanted most and didn't have?

Lil' kim's ass?

All right, open 'em.
Huh?

Cousin's place, so you're gonna
get it for a sick price.

[ laughs ]

Go in.

Dr. Collingsworth,
you have a walk-in.

Do you want to see him?
Sure, rhonda. Send him in.

Mr. Miller,
the doctor will see you now.

Miller:
[ clears throat ]

Hi. Hi. I'm Dr. Robert Collingsworth.

Christian Miller.
Just call me "Miller."

Okay, Miller.
Please have a seat.

Thank you.

You know, you look
familiar to me, Miller.

Have we met before?

No.

Well, I investigated

Lily champagne's
suicide attempt,

And I check up on her from time
to time outside that church

Where you guys have your...
your meetings,

So it's possible
that you saw me there.

So, you're a cop.
Detective, yeah.

Am I being
investigated again?

'cause I thought that was
all finished with

As long as
I went to the group.

No, no, no, no.
You're... you're totally fine.

This is just a social call.
Well, not... not social.

See, I was...
I was looking into Lily's case,

And I couldn't help but stumble
upon your whole cliff, car,

You know, youtube video
suicide-dummy thing.

I mean, you're
kind of the most...

Famous suicide fuck-up
in history.

Thank you. I say that
with all due respect.

I mean, you're
a sweet child of God,

And I'm really glad you're
getting your life back together.

And you're clearly
a very celebrated

And highly recommended
ophthalmologist,

Which is why I came here.

See...I'm concerned
that I may have a brain tumor,

Because a couple years ago,

My vision just started getting

A little blurry
around the edges.

It would only happen after yoga,
like, on the subway platform.

I would look down, and just
things down the platform

Were a little out of focus.

I thought it was maybe
because I just started

Becoming a vegan at that point,
so it was a dietary thing.

But now it's...
it's everything.

How old are you?
38.

Well, that is
when it starts to happen.

That's when what happens,

My youth and manner
walk out the door?

[ laughs ]
no, no.

It's nothing that drastic.

Your eyes start going,
and you need reading glasses.

[ chuckles ]
no, no, no.

Y-you don't understand.

I have perfect eyesight
my entire life.

Okay, well,
let's check you out.

Tilt your head back,
please.

Now please keep your eyes closed
for just a few minutes.

I will be right back
in just a few seconds.

So I just sit here like this
till you come back?

That's right.
Rhonda!

[ sighs ]

[ door opens ]

Okay, I'm just gonna need

A little bit of information
from you.

I'm really sorry
about your wife.

How did you know
about my wife?

You're a public figure now,
remember?

Yeah. I'm trying to forget.

Must have been awful.
I'm... I'm really sorry.

Thank you.

So, you getting
to know Lily at all or...

Yeah.
Oh, she's so great.

Date of birth, please.

1/22/72.

I'm speechless.

What does
"Lily's storeyaa" mean?

No, no, no.

It's "Lily's store, yay."

Oh.

I hate that.
I don't "yay."

I once broke up with a guy
because he "yay'd."

C-come on.
Lily's store, yay!

Never.

Really?

Come on.

[ cellphone rings ]

[ clears throat ]

Just a mate.

Well...

Would you like
to come with me

To this comedy thing
tonight?

Yeah.

Yeah, I'll...

I'll, uh,
call you later.

Okay.

[ siren wails ]

Oh!
Oh!

Sorry.

Uh, I'll call...
I'll call you later.

Okay, now, your eyesight
will be a little blurry

Because the drops
have dilated your pupils,

But don't worry.
That'll wear off in a few hours.

Open your eyes, please.

Wow, that sucks.

All right. Okay.

Now, I want you to tell me
which set of letters is clearer.

First...Or second?

First.

Mm-hmm.

First...Or second?

Second.

First...Second?

First.

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

Mine.

[ giggling ]

Okay.

What's this?

That's a prescription.

What, I need pills
for my condition?

[ chuckles ]
no.

It's a prescription
for reading glasses,

And you have a slight
astigmatism, as well.

[ sighs ]

All right, but...
so, you're certain

That it's...
it's not a brain tumor?

I feel 99% sure, yeah.

Yeah, or more affectionately
known as...

I have a 1% chance
of having a brain tumor.

Okay.

[ sighs ]

Thanks a lot
for seeing me.

My pleasure. Thank you.

Oh. Oh!

Oh, left, left, left.

And now a right.

[ crash ]

C-careful.

Rhonda, please help him.

[ crash ]

Do they work?

I hate to admit it,
but I think they do.

Hi, folks. I'm murray hill.

Let's hear some applause.
Come on.

[ cheers and applause ]

All right. Thank you.

Well, kids, I was born
in the back seat of a cab

On 23rd street and 3rd avenue,
hence the name murray hill.

And moments after I was born,
the cab driver asked my father,

"is it a boy or a girl?"

And my father said, "no."

[ laughter ]

Thank you. I love you.

Now, coming to our stage,

This young man is making
his stand-up-comedy debut.

Please put your hands together
real loud.

Ladies and gentlemen,
Jorge Sanchez.

Come on. Come on, guys.
[ cheers and applause ]

All right. Jorge.

Uh...
[ clears throat ]

Buenas noches.

Um...

I have a very...Very...

Very...Small dick.

[ laughter ]

Have you ever seen a ken doll...

Without the clothes on?

Not quite that big.

[ laughter ]

Thank you.

[ laughter ]

[ clears throat ]
I have tried everything.

I have tried enhancement pills.
Nothing seems to work.

Uh, but I think that
for a guy like me,

Enhancement pills, you know...

It's kind of like putting
high heels on a midget.

It can really only help so much.

[ laughter ]

Seriously,
even when I ask myself

If I want to jerk off,

I say, "no, thanks,
I have a headache."

[ laughter ]
yeah?

[ applause ]
thank you, thank you.

Um, yeah, I-I-I literally think

That I am one cold swim away
from joining the wnba.

[ laughter ]
right?

Oh, the light is going on.
I believe that is my time.

Thank you.

[ cheers and applause ]

Murray: He killed it,
ladies and gentlemen.

Jorge Sanchez.
Come on, come on!

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ gasps ] yay! Oh, there he is.

[ laughs ]

Thank you very much. It was
nice. You were so wonderful.

Right here, man.

You were actually
really, really funny, man.

Oh, and your first time?
That was amazing.

I know, I know.

Dogg:
That was seriously brave.

I'm proud of you.

Dogg,
thank you.

Thank you.
Thank you all very much.

Yay!

I'm so glad you're
here. That was so good.

Hey, excuse me.

Can I talk to you
for a minute?

Oh. Yeah. S-sure.

So, um, was that all true
what you were saying up there?

[ sighs ]

Sadly, uh, yes.

It's okay.

It's sort of my thing.

[ chuckles ]
it is?

[ laughs ]

Let me give you my number.

Yeah, yeah, sure.

Call me.

Okay.

[ gasps ]
wow.

[ laughter ]

Yay!

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ]

Hey...
hey, man, you were funny.

Oh, yeah?

You think so, man?
Oh, thanks.

Thank you.
Thank you very much.

Hey, listen, um,

I'm sorry if, uh,
the midget thing...

Hey, no. Hey, man.

[ scoffs ]
hey, funny's funny.

Yeah?
Yeah.

All right, man. Cool, man.
Thanks, man.

Hey, no problem.
All right.

Hey, yo.

I'm the same.

That doesn't count.

You're black.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Wow.

What are you doing...
opening up a store?

How did you find me here?

You want the truth
or the lie?

What's the lie?

Well...

You applied two days ago
over the phone

For a tax I.D.
For your new place of business.

Yeah, but I used
my home address

Because I didn't have
a store yet.

That's very impressive.

I pegged you
as an idiot savant

Who, while very talented
in a lot of areas,

Wasn't such
a left-brain thinker.

That may be true,
but I'm not left-brain dead.

So, what's the truth?

I'm following Diego.

Diego or me?

Would you like the truth
or the lie?

[ scoffs ]

You hungry?
I'm fucking famished.

I know a really good vegan
pizza parlor on 97th street.

Nt to grab a slice?

You're vegan?
10 years.

I haven't eaten meat
in 12 years.

Well, that would make you
the winner, wouldn't it?

Come on. It'll be fun.

You can tell me
all about your new store.

Let me have one slice of that
one with the corn, please.

And you'll have...

Uh, I'll have that one
with the tofu on top.

So, are you close
with your parents?

No.

Are they still alive?

I don't really want
to talk about them.

Okay.
What's up with you and Diego?

[ sighs ]

All right,
I know you're a cop,

But you have to stop
interrogating me.

Can't we just talk
about normal, boring things?

Sure.

Do you think fetishes
are weird?

Like guys who steal
chicks' underwear?

Yeah,
that could be one.

Do you think jt's weird?

I don't judge anything as long
as it doesn't hurt anybody

And no kids are involved.

Well, what about
the stealing part?

You're supposed to be
for upholding the law.

[ chuckles ]

I'm only concerned
with the big laws.

The small laws are just sort of,
you know, suggestions.

Uh-huh.

Well, my "night night cat"
panties were my favorite.

Did you have a pair
go missing?

If I checked right now...

[ chuckles ]

What? On me?

No, please.

You'd find tighty-whities,

Very high-end,
expensive tighty-whities.

I'm very vanilla
in that department.

I'm Mr., you know,
normal-normal.

Well,
this has been grand.

Wait, wait, wait.

I need, uh... I need your advice
on something.

It's very important.

[ laughs ]

Don't laugh.
It's... it's not funny.

It's very traumatic.

I've had perfect eyesight
my whole life.

You have to take those off.
Oh, my God!

Yeah, thank you. Thank you
for confirming this. My God!

No, I'm never wearing them
again. That's a good idea.

Joyce: So, Jorge, this is
how it's going to work.

I will begin by making
a small incision right here,

Cutting the tendons
that bring the penis erect.

Okay. Then we add
weights, stretching it.

And this will give you an increase
in length of 1 or 2 inches,

But your erection
will point down.

Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.

I don't care
which way it points,

As long as it gets hard and is
more than 2 inches, right?

Does this stay...
what about girth?

That's where
we can really improve.

Technically, we can go
as much as 900% bigger.

Uh-huh.

But to make it look
proportional for you,

I would recommend...200%.

You're the size
of a pencil right now.

This would bring you
to a thick thumb,

Which is
a tremendous improvement.

No, no. Fuck that.

I want
an elephant's hoof, okay?

900%, please.

But...
okay? No.

As wide as regis philbin's
fake teeth are...

That's how thick I want
my fake dick to be.

Okay? Let's go.

Más.

Más.

Más.

Más.

Más, más. Más.

Más, más. Más.

That's it.

900% is as big
as we can go legally.

Then that's what I want.

[ indistinct conversations ]

Roberto.

Hey.

Now, you can't
get mad at me.

It was Amanda's idea.

We know you hate
setups, but we... oh...

We just want you to get back
to the Robert we once knew.

This girl was singing
billy joel,

"just the way you are,"
your favorite song of all time,

Feet in the stirrups
during the exam, you know?

I hate billy joel.
You sang it at our wedding.

That's because
you forced me to.

Will you just trust me?

We will always miss
samantha,

And I know she'll always live
deep inside our hearts,

But, you know, you got to get
back in the game.

It's been two years.

She would want you to.

Amanda: Robert, hey.

This is our new friend,
naomi.

Hello.

Hi.

So...I hear
we both love b.J.

Oh!

But, honey, we all...

Let me rephrase. I hear we both
love singing billy joel.

Oh.
[ chuckles ]

Yeah...I-indeed.

Have we met before?
You look familiar to me.

I don't think so.

I would have remembered.

Would anybody like
to sit down?

I...Reserved a table
in my name, all right?

Let's.
Let's, uh...

Yeah.
Of course.

[ chuckles ]

That's how I know you.

You're the...

[ sighs ]

The suicide dummy.

That's right.

Take that big, fat cock
all the way down.

Yeah, it's okay.
It's okay.

It's too big.

If we go real slow,
baby, it's okay.

Don't worry.
Uh...

There we go.

Say ahh.
Ahh.

Ahh.
Ahh.

That's it.
That's it.

It's really wide.

Oh! Oh, yeah!

Whoo!

Ugh!
Ugh.

She got lockjaw
or something.

[ muffled ]
I told you it was too big.

Uh, what did she say?

She said,
"I told you it was too big."

Kind of like how only moms
can understand their infants.

You know, that is
not the metaphor

That I would draw
into this circumstance,

But, yeah,
something like that.

[ intro to kelly's
"my romantic pattern" plays ]

Why don't we just wait

Until, um,
he loses his erection?

Lady, I took
enough viagra here

To fuck
for three weeks, okay?

I need you to go and get
the jaws of life up in here

And get her jaws
off my life.

This really sucks,
you know.

Hey, you gave me
the fucking dick,

So I don't want to hear it.

There's no way
it's going away.

I'm not even talking
to you right now.

Asshole.

♪ This is my romantic pattern. ♪

♪ Want to fix the relationship
with my dad that I never had, ♪

♪ but I'm the one who's broken. ♪

♪ Broken like a record. ♪

♪ And I skip and do it again
with a new boyfriend ♪

♪ on spin cycle,
I'm a ring around Saturn ♪

♪ pieces of myself
gravitationally compelled ♪

♪ to do it again. ♪

♪ I will make him change, ♪

♪ he will change for me. ♪

♪ I will make him change, ♪

♪ he will love me... ♪

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