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Previously on "Gravity"... Miss, can you help me?

Man: Lily, can you hear me? Lily? Wake up.

Do you know what you did to yourself?

Detective Christian Miller.

Trying to kill yourself to be with your dead wife.

Man: Robert Collingsworth will forever be known

As the suicide dummy.

Ralph: It's just a piece of cake.

No. [ chuckling ] it's how we met.

Star-82 me, or I won't pick up.

Tips on how suicide can help us

Is not exactly what we're trying to do here.

[ breathing heavily ]

Fuck.

[ gasps ]

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You have something in your hair.

[ sighs ]

What are you doing?

I'm asking Brad if he's glad he did it.

What'd he say?

He didn't say anything. He's dead.

I didn't even really know him.

Do you think it's weird that I miss him so much?

I miss him, too.

I knew him less.

So, no. I don't think it's weird.

What are you doing?

Here... try to get inside the lines.

You gonna tell me why you tried to kill yourself?

Do you have plans today?

Woman: Only the brave? Citrusy.

Only the brave? It's citrusy.

May I help you? May I help you?

How can I possibly help you?

I don't know you! You don't know me!

And yet we go through our days

Having these impossibly surface moments of exchange

When really we don't give a crap about who we are!

And then we wonder why some people get sad

And try to go somewhere else,

Where there might be someone who cares waiting for them.

[ sighs ]

That made no sense.

It was really pretty.

But it made no sense.

My mother died in childbirth. My father hates my guts.

I'm hungry. Can we go get chicken wings?

Oh! And one more thing.

If I have to sell one more makeup thing

To a person who thinks a lip pencil

Is gonna change their life, I'm gonna kill myself.

Oh, wait, I already tried that last week.

Okay, speech is over. Thank you for shopping! Have a great day.

Time to go.

Can I get a lip pencil, please?

[ sighs ]

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all being...

Sorry.

...Happy and free.

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

Really?

Excuse me?

Let me just give you some room here.

Oh, it's okay.

It's gonna be mat-to-mat in here eventually.

Yeah, okay. Well, just in case it's not.

Om... Om... Om...

[ sighs ]

[ sighs ] excuse me, guy.

[ scoffs ]

What, you're worried that your sweaty shirt's

Gonna get cooties from my sweaty shirt?

It's rude.

Oh, I know.

Do you have any idea what the definition of "yoga" is?

Yeah, I do.

It means "union with God."

Yeah. No, that's right... united with God.

So, I don't know...

Do you think that... that God would have a problem

With my sweaty shirt touching his?

No. No, right.

So, you just practice uniting with God

When you're inside the yoga room,

But out here in the rest of the world,

You... you just, you know, act like a fucking asshole or...

Yeah, that's right. I'm the yoga police.

Namaste, motherfucker.

[ sighs ]

Dogg: I've been leading this group for over 12 years.

This is only t second time that I've lost someone.

The first person...

Didn't leave a letter.

Can I read it?

Okay, Adam.

"Adam." [ exhales sharply ]

"give the letter back to Dogg."

[ sighs ]

So, does anyone else want to give it a try?

"why did the chicken kill himself?"

"to get to the other side."

[ light laughter ]

See, this is exactly why I keep impressing upon you

That you have to change the person you were

When you attempted to kill yourselves.

Because if you don't, you'll try again.

The Brad who wrote this

Is the same Brad who walked in here two years ago.

Have any of you tried to do it more than once?

I did.

I was 16.

And then again when I was 17.

And then I killed the mean girl who was picking on me,

And senior year was much better.

I'm just kidding.

About the killing-the-girl part.

[ chuckles ] [ laughs ]

Well, I hope... I hope that I don't, you know...

Feel like that again.

Dogg: You might, Jorge.

And if you do...

You call one of us before you do anything.

You get more and more beautiful every day.

[ laughs ]

How did I get so lucky toind you?

Are you sure you're a white woman?

[ laughs ]

I usually have to go to harlem for hair as pretty as this.

But no one could have hair as pretty as yours.

Come back any time, Mr. Mouse.

Go.

You're free.

[ chuckles ] yay!

[ chuckles ]

[ door closes ] honey, I'm home early.

Honey?

Carla, no.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

We just paid all that money for those laminates.

Carla, no! No! No!

[ whimpering ] oh, my God.

Not on the carpet, Mr. Mouse.

I need an ambulance!

Hey. How are you? You okay?

I'm okay.

All right, take this with a grain of salt.

You know how fucked up I am, but...

[ sighs ]

No, you know what? Never mind. It's not my place.

No. What? It's okay.

Your life is so safe.

Just seems like one big routine.

You should change it up a little bit.

What do you mean?

Whatever you normally do, do the opposite.

[ laughs ]

[ exhales sharply ]

I'm so sorry.

Want to go skating at wollman rink today?

I've never done it, and...

Can we just be friends for now?

Sure.

It's probably for the best.

I'm sure I'd suck at skating.

Oh, fuck.

Hi. Robert Collingsworth, ophthalmologist.

Hey, Miller, you figure that thing out yet?

I'm still working on it. It'll be done today.

G mets.

[ sighs ]

Gonna double down on you bitches. Make me happy.

The fucking mets.

[ telephone rings ]

Miller. Man: Christian Miller?

Who's calling? This call is being recorded.

It's an attempt to collect a debt,

And I've been given authorization...

Look, I don't have any money today, okay? I'll pay you next month.

I have to advise you that this will reflect badly

On your credit rating.

Have I ever missed a fucking payment?

I've been a stellar customer for, what... like, fucking 10 years?

I have one little rough patch, and you can't give me a month?

What am I, like, two days late?

Three. [ scoffs ]

Dr. Robinson: You know it's not your fault.

I do.

I just always think that there's something I could have done.

Like what?

Well, like... like maybe there was a sign.

Something I didn't see.

Like what?

Like I should have seen that his happy wasn't real.

Are you happy with the new meds?

Yeah.

Real happy.

Man: ♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪ hey!

[ applause ]

I'm allergic to nuts,

I have no sense of taste or smell,

And I never want to have kids.

[ chuckles ] we've been married for 12 years.

Yes.

That's why I thought... I thought you should know.

[ chuckles ]

Actually...

I can't have kids.

Is that why you tried to... You know?

Some.

I thought... You wouldn't think...

I was a good wife.

And, honestly...

My life was so boring.

You always said it was perfect.

Perfectly boring.

Do you want a divorce?

I love you.

I don't care if you can't have kids.

Honey, you got to promise to talk to me from now on, okay?

Okay.

[ chuckles ]

I got excited today.

You did?

I killed a...Cockroach.

[ both laugh ]

That excited you?

Well, no.

Not the actual smooshing part.

So, what part excited you?

I'll show you.

Hmm.

[ chuckles ]

Okay, so what was that about? Nothing.

No, you just talked to that guy.

What? I didn't talk to anyone.

Oh! Look what's a-coming!

[ both laugh ]

Look what's here.

That's amazing!

You know it's not your birthday.

I know. Thank you.

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

It's okay. ♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

♪ happy, happy, happy ♪

Evil, your necklace is twisted.

Fix it!

Thanks.

[ breathing heavily ] he's here! He's here!

Over here! Over here, man!

Hey!

Come on, just give me one! One! Come on!

Hi. Right here!

This way!

Hey, were you targeting gay people

On the boat with your car?

Man: Do you hate gay people?!

Just ignore them.

Were you targeting gay people on the boat with your car?

Give me one! Give me one!

Tell them to shut the fuck up.

No, that will only incite them.

Happy: Is that your girlfriend?

Do you have a suicide pact?

Shut up, happy.

Can you make us opaque contact lenses

So we can look like we're dead?

You'll get better. It just takes a little practice.

Good morning, rhonda.

This is my... Friend Lily.

Mrs. Fogel canceled.

You have Mr. Klein at 3:00.

Ugh, Mr. Klein...

[ telephone rings ]

Dr. Collingsworth's office.

Oh. This is...

It was my father's office.

I think I was conceived to take it over.

He left us when I was little.

My mother wants it to stay just the way it was.

This is... Your wife?

Give me your glasses.

[ sighs ]

So, how did she die?

Ovarian cancer.

She was 29.

How long were you guys married?

Six years.

It must be really hard. I'm sorry.

Good as new.

I like your leather jacket.

Thanks.

I got it at a vintage store.

I get all my stuff at vintage stores.

I've always wanted to have my own vintage store.

So why don't you?

I don't have any money.

My dad does, but he only gives it to me

When he feels guilty for not loving me.

Have you ever taken it?

No.

Well, you're going to now.

Uh, no. [ scoffs ]

Look, Lily, it's not so rare to have a father

Whose currency for love is money.

I don't want his money. I want him to know who I am.

Well, you can tell him who you are...

When you're taking his money.

Just be grateful he's around to ask.

Step on a crack, break your mother's back.

Step on a crack...

Break your mother's back.

Step on a crack...

...Break your mother's back.

Hmm!

Step on a crack...

Break your mother's back!

[ inhales sharply ]

[ chuckles ]

Step on a crack, break your mother's back!

Step on a crack, break your mother's back!

Wow! [ laughing ]

[ cell phone rings ]

[ cell phone beeps ]

Hello?

Woman: Hi, honey.

Mom! Are you okay?!

I'm fine.

I just wondered if you and Ralph

Wanted to come over for dinner on Friday.

Of course, mom. Well, good. Love you, babe.

I love you, too.

All right, honey. Bye.

[ cell phone beeps ] [ sighs ]

Oh, God.

Honey. Honey?

It was just a coincidence.

No, it wasn't!

See? That's why an ordered life is the only one to live.

Tempting fate leads to no good.

No.

Fate is your friend... Or you wouldn't still be here.

This family... we tempt fate.

Ralph...

[ sighs ]

...That was so poetic.

You're not the only one who's changing, you know.

You know, I got a lot of time in the truck,

So I've been reading this, uh, this indian guy, deepak chopra.

And he, uh, he says, uh...

[indian accent] "being in the here and now

Is the ultimate temptation of fate."

[ laughs ]

[ normal voice ] you know, it was something like that.

[ indian accent ] still waters run deep with my love.

It was more... more scottish, yeah.

Come on, we'll work on it.

Robert: Do you want me to come in with you?

No.

B.C. Doesn't respond well to people unannounced.

His name is B.C.?

Yeah.

And trust me, he doesn't believe in A.D.

He thinks the world will stop existing when he goes.

- Lily. - Hi, Selma.

Is everything okay?

Bitchin'. Is my father here?

You want to see your father?

I'm sure he can spare one moment from the apostles.

Can you get him, please?

Mr. Champagne!

B.C.: Am I dying?

Hello, father.

For the moment, we could pretend that I am,

And you could at least give me a kiss hello.

[ smooches ]

[ sighs ]

I missed you at the hospital. I apologize for that.

I called.

Yeah.

The nurse left a post-it on my I.V. Bag.

So thank you.

Good.

Scotch?

You know, I think I'll save that for our golf game.

[ chuckles ]

That's funny.

You have my sense of humor. I'm glad.

Especially in these crappy economic times.

I may have to sell one of the classic benzes.

[ sighs ] you know what?

Maybe this is not... The best time.

For what, Lily?

I want to open my own vintage store.

I love old clothes,

And I think I'd be really good at it.

I've never really wanted to do anything in my life,

So this comes as a pretty big surprise to me.

I don't think my overhead would be very much

Because the clothes are old, and I can just find them myself.

I think it's a great idea.

You do?

Well, not the vintage-clothing part.

Nasty old, rotten fabric.

Everybody smelling like grandma's closet.

Dead should stay dead, in my book.

But you have an idea.

Feels like you're my daughter.

I am your daughter.

How'd it go?

Lots of love.

[ cell phone rings ]

Hello.

Man: Hello, Mr. Miller, this call is being recorded.

It's an attempt to collect a...

[ cell phone beeps ]

[ engine turns over ]

Thank you for fixing my glasses.

I was thinking that maybe we...

Hey, baby.

Excuse me, sorry.

I brought you a surprise.

Um...

Sorry, give me a second.

Who's that guy?

Oh, he's... he's just a friend.

What are you doing here?

I wanted to hang out.

Figured we'd get starbucks, go to the park.

Okay, wait a minute.

Thank you for everything today.

I'll see you tomorrow at group?

Yeah. Have a good night.

Um, so...

Thank you for bringing the cake,

But it's actually been a really long day.

Come on. We'll eat the cake, then I'll go.

Okay, but no coffee. Just come up.

♪ tomorrow's coming around a hairpin curve in the road ♪

♪ she's got a run in her stocking ♪

♪ and she's missing the heel of her shoe ♪

[ chuckles ]

♪ got up this morning, rolled out of bed ♪

♪ I spilled a diet coke on my mother, said "hi" ♪

♪ what I meant to say was, "why is your life a joke?" ♪

Lokah samastah sukhino bhavantu.

May all beings everywhere be happy and free.

♪ then I went down to that ugly bar ♪

♪ and I clicked my heels three times just like you said ♪

♪ and I climbed that road to your empty house ♪

So, you want something to drink?

I have cranberry juice and milk.

Uh...Beer.

♪ 'cause I stood on that empty stoop alone ♪

♪ I said, "I'm ready for my close-up now, Mr. Demille" ♪

♪ I waited for the light, but it never shone ♪

♪ well, I wouldn't know what to do ♪

♪ with that expensive piece of land ♪

♪ that overlooks a billion years of history ♪

♪ I have a sneaking suspicion you will never understand ♪

I'm so getting laid tonight.

♪ hey, maybe I'll see you down by the rocky & bullwinkle ♪

♪ and we can talk to that charlatan psychic ♪

♪ and she can paint a prettier picture of your future ♪

♪ that day ♪

♪ in my life ♪

♪ that day ♪

♪ in my life ♪

♪ I dreamt tomorrow had a prettier face ♪

♪ I dreamt tomorrow would have better things to say than ♪

♪ you look like shit ♪

♪ what's your problem, bitch? ♪

♪ your legs feel like sandpaper ♪

♪ you can't do anything right ♪

♪ 'cause that day ♪

♪ never should have taken place ♪

♪ this day in my life still cannot ♪

♪ explain ♪

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