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(snoring)
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Ahh!
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Morning, Dipper.
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Guess who.
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Oh, what joy-
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If it isn't
Mr. Upsidedownington.
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How long has it been?
Third grade maybe?
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That's right, and I'm here
to deliver you
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an Upsidedownington-tastic
message!
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Is it the message that
we're getting too old
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for this sort of thing?
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Um, kinda, actually.
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It's that we're exactly
one week away
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from our 13th birthday!
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Whoa! Our birthday's
coming up already?
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Soon we're gonna be
actual teenagers!
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Finally I can stop reading
pre-teen magazines,
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and start reading
post-pre-teen magazines.
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PG-13 movies,
here I come.
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And just one more year
until high school.
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High school, Dipper!
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Where girls
become women,
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and they teach us
stuff about...
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you know what.
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Trigonometry?
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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That's not the only
good news coming up.
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In one week, my senior
citizen ponytail kit
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is coming in the mail.
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I'm... I'm kinda going
through some things.
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In one week, my grandma
is finally letting me
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eat crackers
on my bed.
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The future is coming
for us all, dudes.
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- The future.
- The future.
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The future!
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I'm sorry, I can't
take you seriously
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with that face
on your chin.
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(goofy voice)
What face, Dipper?
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You're doing the voice,
so you obviously know
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what I'm talking about.
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(goofy voice) I don't
know what you're talking about.
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(both laughing)
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There is something
wrong with you.
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There's something wrong
with both of us.
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All right,
party planners.
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In one week,
we become teenagers,
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and summer vacation
winds to an end,
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so we need to throw
the greatest party of all time!
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I'm talkin' pinatas
with tinier pinatas inside.
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Boom, dreams comin' true.
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I'm talkin' inviting
everyone in town.
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Let's see.
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Where do we stand
with the gnomes?
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Not so fast,
goof us and girl goof us.
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After that
zombie incident,
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no one's throwing
another party at my house.
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I keep finding little bits of the
undead in the couch cushions.
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But Grunkle Stan,
we need some roof to raise.
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Dude, you can rent out the
Gravity Falls high school gym,
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and have your party there.
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That place is empty
all summer long.
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The gym's
a great idea, Soos.
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To the high school!
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(loud crash)
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FORD: Dipper, my face
is on fire!
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I'll just be
a second.
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Hey, Uncle Ford,
are you okay?
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Oh, yes, I'm fine.
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I just said that to make sure
you'd come in here.
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But your face
is on fire.
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Yes. It's much faster
than shaving.
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Now listen, Dipper.
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I have a very important
mission, and you are
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the only one
who can help me.
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Remember the rift in dimensional
space-time I showed you?
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It's cracking.
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This is what Bill
has been waiting for.
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If it breaks, it'll cause
reality as we know it
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to become completely
unraveled.
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A hypothetical
and catastrophic event
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I call Weirdmageddon.
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Bill is out there,
and he'd use any trick
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from deception to
outright possession
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to make this happen.
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But for the sake of humanity,
we mustn't let him.
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- What do we do?
- We patch the rift.
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I'll explain on the way.
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- Wait. What about Mabel?
- It's okay, Dipper.
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You should totally
go with Grunkle Ford
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to save the world
or whatever.
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Are you sure?
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We're gonna be doing
birthday junk all week.
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Plus, I packed
those walkie-talkies.
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Here's one for
my party mission,
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and one for
your smarty mission.
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(laughing)
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Ahem. I did mention
that the fate of the universe
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is at stake,
didn't I?
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Hurry. We haven't
much time.
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Okay, Dipper, it's your first
big mission with Ford,
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a chance to prove yourself.
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Don't mess this up.
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Ow! Ha ha.
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I'm all right.
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(crashing)
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Whoa, Soos, I thought
you said this place was empty.
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My dogs, what up?
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Wendy, what are
you doing here?
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Ugh. High school registration.
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Oh! You know, I'm only
a year away
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from high school
myself.
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Would you say
your experience
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is more rem-com
or wacky romp?
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More like
teen horror movie.
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High school
is the worst.
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Classes get
super hard,
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your body just
flat-out turns against you,
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and worst of all,
everybody hates you.
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Can't do it.
Can't do another year.
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My hormones are like
a sweaty cage.
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Why aren't they singing
about following their dreams?
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TV taught me that high school
is like some sort of musical.
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TV lied, man.
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If you can avoid
growing up, do it.
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I'd give anything
to be 12 again.
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Anyway, what are
you guys doing here?
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(nervous chuckle)
Just looking for a place
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to have my 13th
birthday party.
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Wendy Borduroy?
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I mean Corduroy.
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- (laughter)
- Corduroy.
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See what I mean?
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Master Mabel
to Dippity Dog.
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We can have our party
at the gym,
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but we gotta talk
about high school.
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I'm starting to think
it's might not be
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the awesome future
we were expecting. Over.
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I'm going through
a bad patch, Mabel.
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We'll talk when
I get back... (static).
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Dipper? Come in,
come in?
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Hey, I know what will
make you feel better.
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Let's deliver some invites
to your friends, huh?
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Yeah!
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(static)
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Mabel?
Mabel, you there?
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(frustrated groan)
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Listen, Dipper, in order
to seal the rift for good,
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it's going to take
an adhesive
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stronger than
anything on Earth.
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Something...
extraterrestrial in origin.
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What do you mean?
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Tipper, look at
the peculiar shape
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made by those cliffs.
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Does it remind you
of anything?
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Hmm...
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Shut...up
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According to my research,
the entire valley
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of Gravity Valley was formed
when an extraterrestrial object
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crash landed here
millions of years ago.
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FORD: Did this craft cause
the town's strange properties?
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Or, did the town's
strange properties
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attract the craft?
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The answer is
still unknown.
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But that's crazy!
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Where did the saucer go?
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Sometimes, the strangest
things in the world
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are right under
our noses.
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And our feet, in this
particular instance.
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Now, you might want
to stand back.
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This magnet gun could
rip the fillings
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out of a man's mouth
from a hundred feet.
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Sure.
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I used to raid this thing
for parts for years.
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FORD: Where do you think
I got the materials
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to build my portal?
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You-- I...words,
not working from mouth.
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Now, come.
And take this.
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Whoa, Whoa!
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Don't worry down here
countless times.
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All the aliens have been dead
for millions of years.
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Probably.
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I can't believe there's been
a giant UFO
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under the town
this whole time.
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I wish my mind could be where
yours is right now, Tipper.
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When confirmation
of extraterrestrials
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still had that punch.
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Now it's just sort of, meh.
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McGucket and I used to
come down here all the time
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to raid their tech
ad study their language.
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This is so cool!
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(laughs)
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The substance need
so seal the rift
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is an alien adhesive,
strong enough to
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keep the hull
of a spacecraft together.
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Just one dollop of this adhesive
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should be enough
to seal a crack in space-time.
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Also, if it touches you,
it will seal up
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all the orifices
in your face,
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so try so avoid that.
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Now, use your magnet gun
and follow me!
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Hup.
Great Uncle Ford!
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Your turn!
Say "hup". It helps!
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Okay, just put on magnet,
leap down hole.
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Turn on.
Come on already!
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(powering up)
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Magnet!
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Hunh!
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Aah!
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A little help?
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Oh, hi, Mabel.
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You're just in time
for our one o'clock boy talk.
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If you think that's good,
boom!
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Me and Dipper's
13th birthday jam!
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Oh, man, your birthday's
on the last day of summer.
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I'm not gonna be here.
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What?
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Marius is flying me
out to Austria
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to hang out his castle
or whatever that week.
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He's co clingy!
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You're gonna be
out of town for my birthday?
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But at least you can come,
right, Candy?
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Sorry, Mabel, my parents
send me to music camp
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this time of year.
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There is no escape
from music camp.
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So neither of you are
gonna be at my birthday party?
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And you won't be able
to wish me good-bye
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at the end of the summer?
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I'm sorry, Mabel.
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Summer happens so fast.
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(cell phone ringing)
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Ugh, Marius,
now's not the time!
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I think I need to radio
for emotional backup.
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Dipper, please come in.
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Our party mission is
going down in flames.
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Over.
(static)
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Oh...
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This is their
storage facility.
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This place would have
been heavily guarded,
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but now everything's defunct.
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Go ahead, flip any switch.
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They've all been busted
for millions of years.
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Clara, did you eat
my farm?
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(mooing)
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FORD: The glue should
be around here somewhere,
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so keep your eyes peeled.
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Dipper, let me ask you
something.
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Have you thought much
about your future?
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No, not really.
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I mean, beyond graduating
high school with a high GPA
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so I can get accepted
to a good technical college
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with a photography
and media production minor
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to start my own
ghost hunting show.
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Ha ha ha!
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It's like talking to
a younger version of myself.
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If you're so sure of
what you want out of life,
256
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,924
why waste? Why put up
with the drudgery of school?
257
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,302
Huh, trust me, I'd love to fast
forward the whole thing, but
258
00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,346
not like I have a choice.
259
00:10:38,513 --> 00:10:39,556
Dipper, I've been thinking.
260
00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,057
I'm getting too old
to investigate
261
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,684
Gravity Falls
on my own.
262
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:45,520
I need to train an apprentice
to help me fight monsters,
263
00:10:45,728 --> 00:10:47,897
solve mysteries,
and protect this town.
264
00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,567
And I think I'd like
to keep it in the family
265
00:10:50,775 --> 00:10:52,152
What are you saying?
266
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,862
I've read your additions
to my journal,
267
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,738
and I'm impressed
with your potential.
268
00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,657
What would you say to
staying in Gravity Falls
269
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,076
after the summer ends
and becoming my apprentice?
270
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,828
What about school?
271
00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:04,038
Dipper, I have 12 PhDs.
272
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,415
Your parents would be thrilled
273
00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:07,250
I could give you
such an advanced education.
274
00:11:07,458 --> 00:11:09,294
(sighs)
There's also Mabel.
275
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:11,254
She'd be all alone
in California.
276
00:11:11,462 --> 00:11:13,381
Mabel will be fine
on her own.
277
00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:15,341
She has a magnetic
personality.
278
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,426
I watched her
become pen pals
279
00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:17,677
with the pizza
delivery man
280
00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,387
in the 60 seconds
he was at the door.
281
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:22,265
Gosh, we've never really
been apart before.
282
00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:24,017
And isn't it suffocating?
283
00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,727
Dipper, can you honestly
tell me
284
00:11:25,935 --> 00:11:29,230
you never felt like you were
meant for something more?
285
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,857
I hav--
I don't know.
286
00:11:31,065 --> 00:11:32,734
Sounds like
a dream come true,
287
00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,695
but I'm not sure I have
what it takes.
288
00:11:35,904 --> 00:11:36,905
Was tricked by Bill,
289
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:39,157
I was wrong about
Stan's portal.
290
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,827
Heck, I can't even operate
this magnet gun right.
291
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,329
(straining)
292
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,997
Ha! Yes.
293
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,750
Dipper, you found
the adhesive!
294
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,585
Oh-ho, you really
did it, kid.
295
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,128
Huddle in, let's get
a picture of this.
296
00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,838
(alien noise)
297
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,799
Uh, Uncle Ford, you said
everything down here
298
00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,259
is dead, right?
299
00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:01,554
Yes, unless somehow we
reactivated the...
300
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,514
(gasps)
security system
301
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,685
What do we do?
302
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,229
Listen to me
very carefully.
303
00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,272
I've studied these.
They're security droids,
304
00:12:11,481 --> 00:12:12,607
and they detect
adrenaline.
305
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:15,610
You simply have to
not feel any fear,
306
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,362
-and they won't see you.
- What?
307
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,072
It's okay.
I've done it before.
308
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,241
Just take a deep breath,
focus on your intellect,
309
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,660
and control your fear.
310
00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:26,412
Wh-wh-what?
that's crazy! I--
311
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:27,455
Follow my lead!
312
00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:28,498
Great Uncle ford...
313
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:29,958
Focus, Dipper!
314
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,210
(heartbeat)
315
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,671
I, uh...
I-I-
316
00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,715
I can't.
Get down!
317
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,685
Aah!No!
Nooooo...
318
00:12:48,893 --> 00:12:49,978
Wait! No!
319
00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,563
Stay back.
It's too dangerous.
320
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,399
Sealing the rift is
what's important now.
321
00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:55,733
Take this.
322
00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,821
You're gonna have to
do it without me.
323
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,073
Use the adhesive.
Fix the rift!
324
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,242
Save the universe,
Dipper.
325
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,119
Great Uncle Ford!
326
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,373
Hang on,
I'm coming for you.
327
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:15,420
Don't worry,
I'll get you out of there!
328
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:19,048
Where's that thing
taking you?
329
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,719
FORD: It's an automated
prison droid.
330
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,139
And wherever it's going,
I'm not coming back.
331
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,016
What?
332
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,228
No, no, no.
333
00:13:32,437 --> 00:13:35,440
Don't worry,
I'll think of something.
334
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,361
Dipper, what on earth
are you doing?
335
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,113
(powering up)
336
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,614
Hold on,
Great Uncle Ford.
337
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,995
I'm getting you out of this
one way or another.
338
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,872
(click, powering down)
Oh, no!
339
00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,749
(fizzling)
340
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:54,542
(beeping, buzzer blares)
341
00:13:54,709 --> 00:13:56,127
Come on, come on!
342
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:06,596
Aah...
343
00:14:16,439 --> 00:14:18,107
Let go of my uncle!
344
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:19,233
Ohh. Aah!
345
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,199
Aah...
346
00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:34,832
Oh, no. Aah!
347
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:42,298
(Crying out)
348
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:43,716
Great Uncle Ford!
349
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,095
Okay, let's try magna-pulse.
350
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:03,861
(groaning)
351
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,992
Oh, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no!
352
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:14,497
Come on, wake up, man.
353
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,707
We gotta get out of here
before--
354
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,423
Hey, I'm warning you!
355
00:15:23,631 --> 00:15:24,674
I have a magnet gun!
356
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,845
Oh, yeah?
You think you can scare me?
357
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:30,555
Do your worst!
358
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,558
Nothing in this universe is
gonna take away my uncle.
359
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,185
So go ahead,
Give me what you got.
360
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:48,156
(panting)
361
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:54,495
(Ford laughing, coughing)
362
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,789
Are you all right?
what happened?
363
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,750
The orb didn't detect
any chemical signs of fear.
364
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,003
It assumed the threat
was neutralized
365
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,713
and then self-disassembled.
366
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,840
Heh heh heh.
I-- I did it?
367
00:16:06,048 --> 00:16:08,092
You did it.
368
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,346
This is what I was
talking about.
369
00:16:12,555 --> 00:16:14,056
How many other
12-year-olds
370
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:18,895
do you think are capable
of doing what you've just done?
371
00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:25,818
(sighs)
372
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:28,905
Hey, everything
all right, pumpkin?
373
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,616
I just can't believe
the summer's almost over.
374
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:35,203
And now that I know how awful
high school's gonna be,
375
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:38,247
I'm in no hurry
to start that train wreck.
376
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,208
Nobody likes getting
older.
377
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,626
But just because
you're growing up
378
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,294
doesn't mean you have
to grow up, you know?
379
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,171
I mean, look at me.
I'm pushing 70,
380
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,006
and I still eat
ice cream for dinner.
381
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:50,051
But I don't want to say
good-bye to Gravity Falls.
382
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:52,637
Hey, at least whatever happens
after this summer,
383
00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,305
you'll still have your brother
along with you
384
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,473
through thick and thin.
385
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,975
Not everyone can
say that, you know.
386
00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,982
Yeah. At least
when I go home
387
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,567
I always have Dipper.
388
00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,402
Good old reliable old...
389
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,612
(radio static)
DIPPER: Are you okay?
390
00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:12,657
Let's get you out of there.
391
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,368
Listen to me, Dipper,
this town is a magnet
392
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:16,577
for things
that are special.
393
00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,579
And that includes
you and me.
394
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,582
It brought both of us here
for a purpose.
395
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,084
Stay here with me,
Dipper.
396
00:17:23,292 --> 00:17:24,293
Become my apprentice.
397
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,711
Don't let anyone
hold you--
398
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,256
(coughing)
399
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:31,592
I'll do it.
I'm gonna stay.
400
00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:33,094
Excellent.
401
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,222
Now, who wants to save
the world, apprentice?
402
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,182
(both laughing)
403
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,184
(radio static)
404
00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,815
Mabel, I just had
the best day of my life.
405
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,109
UFOs are real, and
there's one under the town,
406
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,361
and I saved
Great Uncle Ford's life and--
407
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,904
Hey, are you okay?
408
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,906
Tell me it's not true,
Dipper.
409
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,366
Tell me you were
joking.
410
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,952
(radio static, gasps)
411
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,454
Mabel: Ford's apprentice?
Seriously?
412
00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,873
Look, I was thinking,
and this is
413
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,959
a huge opportunity for me.
414
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,421
Well, it's a horrible
opportunity for me!
415
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,798
I had the worst day
of my life.
416
00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:13,175
When we turn 13,
the summer ends,
417
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,094
and I have to leave
everything behind.
418
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,221
You're the only person
I could count on,
419
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,140
and now you're
leaving me, too?
420
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,766
Look, I've been
thinking about it.
421
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,143
I won't be gone
forever, okay?
422
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,644
I'll still
visit you at home
423
00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,896
and we'll chat online--
we'll make it work.
424
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,815
I don't want it to work.
425
00:18:27,982 --> 00:18:30,610
I just wish summer
could last forever.
426
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,528
But it can't, Mabel.
427
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,615
Look, things aren't gonna
stay frozen this way.
428
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:36,949
It's part of growing up.
429
00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,701
Things change.
430
00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,995
Summer ends.
431
00:18:41,203 --> 00:18:42,371
Ugh!
Unh!
432
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,539
Mabel, wait!
433
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:45,708
I didn't mean it like that.
434
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,460
Mabel, come back!
435
00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:00,514
Only party chocolate
can cheer me up now.
436
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,100
Nerd bucks?
Chewed up pens?
437
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,686
Ugh, wrong backpack.
438
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:07,438
It's not fair.
439
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,399
I just wish summer
could last forever.
440
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,860
MAN:
That might be possible.
441
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,946
Sweater Town is not accepting
incoming calls right now.
442
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,698
M-M-Mabel, it's me.
443
00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:20,409
What?
Who said that?
444
00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,662
I can help.
445
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:24,872
The time travel guy?
446
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,332
What are you doing here?
447
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,501
You said you don't want
summer to end, right?
448
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,169
Did I hear that right?
449
00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,545
Yeah.
450
00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:32,838
Why are you
asking?
451
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,465
Look, maybe it's
against the rules,
452
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,342
but you once did
a favor for me, so
453
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,426
I thought I could
help you out.
454
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,761
It's called a time bubble,
455
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,763
and it prevents time
from going forward.
456
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:43,808
Summer in Gravity Falls can last
as long as you want it to.
457
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:47,645
Really?
But how does it work.
458
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:50,481
I just need you to get a little
gizmo for me from your uncle.
459
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:52,817
Something small-- he won't
even know it's missing.
460
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,570
Huh, maybe Dipper has something
like that in his nerd bag.
461
00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,700
Let me guess.
Mabel didn't take it well?
462
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,118
I--I don't know.
463
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:04,078
Maybe I'm making
the wrong decision.
464
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,538
I need to think
about this.
465
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:08,958
Dipper, right now we need
to focus on the mission.
466
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,543
Now, come on.
I've got the glue.
467
00:20:10,751 --> 00:20:12,837
Hand me the rift
and let's make history.
468
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:16,048
What?
469
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,551
Oh, no, the rift!
470
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,846
Huh.
That's odd.
471
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,973
Is this it?
Yes, that's it!
472
00:20:24,140 --> 00:20:26,392
Just hand it over and
I'll do my thing.
473
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,103
Unless you're ready
to leave Gravity Falls.
474
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,606
Just a little more summer.
475
00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:37,611
Oops!
476
00:20:37,820 --> 00:20:39,572
What?
477
00:20:39,780 --> 00:20:43,701
(maniacal laughter)
478
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,496
Oh, no!
Wait, wait, wait!
479
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,415
Oh...
480
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,041
(maniacal laughter)
481
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,962
At last.
At long, long last!
482
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,173
The gate between worlds
is open!
483
00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,425
The event one billion
years prophesized
484
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:00,926
has come to pass!
485
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:04,555
The day has come.
The world is finally mine!
486
00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,099
(wind whistling)
487
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,398
(maniacal laughter)
488
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,447
What's going on?
489
00:21:21,655 --> 00:21:23,407
What is that?
490
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,203
We're too late.
491
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:29,038
It's the end of the world.
492
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,791
(maniacal laughter)
493
00:21:52,394 --> 00:21:55,272
(helicopter passing overhead)
494
00:21:55,322 --> 00:21:59,872
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