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All right, Mabel,
today is the big day.
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Big day!
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Soos finally
fixed up the laptop.
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If this thing works,
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we could learn the identity
of the author
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and unravel the greatest
mysteries of Gravity Falls.
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You ready?
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Oh, I'm ready, baby.
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Ma-ma.
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This is it.
This is it.
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( Chuckles )
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It worked.
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BOTH: blip, blap,
bloobity bloop, twins.
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(alarm )
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Ugh!
Of course, a password.
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Don't you worry,
bro bro.
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With your brains
and my laser focus,
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there is literally nothing
that can distract us from...
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( piano music playing )
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Did you hear that?
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All my life
I've been dreaming
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I Of a love
that's right for me J"
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And now I finally
know her name
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And it's...
sing it with me kids
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Literacy
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I finally understand
what all the buzz is about.
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Reading.
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Give me some
of that honey.
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( Kissing )
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Ba bump.
Ba bump.
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Oh, boy.
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( laughter and applause )
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Thank you.
Thank you.
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Just when I was getting
over Mermando,
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of course, you show up
at my doorstep.
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Oh, yeah, I forgot
about Mermando.
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Did not care
for Mermandooo.
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Okay,
this cryptology book says
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there's 7.2 million
8-letter words.
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I'll type, you read.
Okay, Mabel?
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Mabel?
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And that's why we don't
stick our hands in...
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Other people's
mouths
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Hey, I'm Gabe Benson,
y'all.
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Goodnight.
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( Indistinct chatter )
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Hey, good job today,
you guys.
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You were late
on your cue.
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What?
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Hey, hey.
Be good to each other.
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We're all stars.
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Hey!
Guess who's Mabel?
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I am.
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Care to learn more?
I bet you do.
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You like to learn.
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( Chuckles )
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( screams )
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And I'm up.
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Oh, hey, I'm Gabe,
master of puppets.
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Nice to meet you.
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You're amazing
with those puppets.
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Really?
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A lot of people
think puppets are dumb
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or just for kids
or something.
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Are you kidding me?
I'm puppet crazy.
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People call me
"puppet crazy Mabel".
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Really?
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People used to call me
"puppet crazy Gabe".
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So when's your
next puppet show?
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My huh?
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I mean, you can't
truly love puppets
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if you're not throwing
puppet shows, right.
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( Nervous giggle )
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Yeah, I mean I'm totally
working on a puppet show.
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Oh,
what are the details?
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There are
so many details.
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( Sighs )
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So how'd it go?
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Dipper, how hard
do you think it would be
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to write and compose
a sock puppet rock opera
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with lights,
original music
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and live pyrotechnics
by Friday?
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( Beeping )
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What?
Mabel, are you serious?
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I don't know
what happened.
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I got lost in his eyes
and his ponytail
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and I'm going to be
so embarrassed on Friday
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if I don't have
anything.
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But what about cracking
this password?
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You know,
mystery twins?
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If you help me with this
for just a couple of days,
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I promise I'll help you
with the password.
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Please.
Pretty please.
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It's for love, Dipper.
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All right, okay.
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Yes!
Thank you.
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This guy,
he's number one!
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Okay.
Okay, okay, okay-
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Shh.
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Man, I can't wait to get to
the bottom of this laptop.
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We're close
to something big here.
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I can feel it.
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Ugh!
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Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Come on.
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All right, the play
is going to be called
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"Glove Story-
A Sock Opera."
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Just a warning,
people's eyes will get wet,
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'cause they'll be crying
from laughing,
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from how tragic it is.
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Yeah, that...
that sounds great.
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( Coughs )
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Come on, Dipper,
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you just got to roll
with Mabel's craziness.
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It's what makes
life worth living.
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Puppet boy,
Puppet boy
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You're the boy I...
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ALL:
Love
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Not even gonna ask.
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Goodnight, my babies.
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Wack, wack, wack, muaah.
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Soon, Gabe Benson.
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( Beeping )
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Ugh, wrong password.
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Wrong. Wrong! Ugh!
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Don't stay up
all night, Dipper.
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Last time you got
this sleep deprived
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you tried to eat
your own shirt.
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Bleh.
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Just a few more tries.
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( Beeping )
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Ugh!
I can't take that sound anymore.
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I hate you sound.
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There has to be
some shortcut or clue.
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Who would know
about secret codes?
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I think I know a guy.
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Well, well, well,
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you're awfully persistent,
Pine Tree.
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Hats off to you.
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( Dipper whimpering )
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You again!
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Did you miss me?
Admit it, you missed me.
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Hardly.
You worked with Gideon.
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You tried to destroy
my uncle's mind.
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It was just a job, kid.
No hard feelings.
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I've been keeping
an eye on you
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since then and I must say,
I'm impressed.
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Really?
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You deserve a prize.
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Here, have a head
that's always screaming.
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( Screams )
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( Bill laughs)
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The point is,
I like you.
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How's about you let me
give you a hint, huh?
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I only ask
for a small favor in return.
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I'd never do
a favor for you.
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Don't forget who defeated
you last time.
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Right,
you defeated me.
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Well, if you ever
change your mind,
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I'll be here for you
ready to make a deal.
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Hey, want to hear my impression
of you in about 3 seconds.
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( Screaming )
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Hey,
I'm Puppet Stan.
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Still ignoring this.
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Hey, Mabel.
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( Yawns )
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Whoa, bag check
for Dipper's eyes.
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nobody?
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Dipper, I told you to get
some sleep last night.
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Here, wake up
with some Mabel juice.
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It has plastic
dinosaurs in it.
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It's like if coffee
and nightmares had a baby.
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Mabel, listen.
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Last night I had
a dream with Bill in it.
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Wait, hold up.
The triangle guy?
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He said he'd give me
the code of the laptop
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if I gave him
something.
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Like I'd actually
trust Bill, right?
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Don't worry, bro.
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Today is the day
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that the mystery twins
are back in action.
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I'll help you
crack that code.
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I just got to hand
off my puppet stuff
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to my production crew.
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Production crew?
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We read the script.
Very emotional.
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I cried, like,
eight times.
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GABE: Hey, ladies.
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Gabe!
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I was just blading by.
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Helps me dry out my ponytail
after a shower.
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Aah. Aah.
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Hoppity boppity.
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( Speaking
in foreign language )
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It's so great
to see you.
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I was just working on the
world's greatest puppet show.
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It has puppets.
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Your passion
is so refreshing, Mabel,
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unlike the girl from
last night's puppet show.
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Single-stitch on one puppet
and cross-stitch on the other?
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I was like, uh-huh.
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Cross... huh?
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Naturally I deleted her off
my cell phone contacts list.
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Naturally.
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( Nervous giggle )
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I know you won't
let me down though.
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Based on what you
said the other day,
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you must be
a puppet expert.
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You know, Gabe,
you look pretty sweaty.
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You should really
take your shirt off.
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Right?
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Aren't we all
thinking that?
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Later, ladies.
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Bah!
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We got to up
our game, girls.
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Did you hear that thing
he said about the stitches?
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Don't worry, Mabel,
your crew can handle it.
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(grunts)
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Oops.
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How many eyes does
a face have again?
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I got it. I got it. Oh!
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(alarm wailing)
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I'm not okay.
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Ah!
Okay, I'm back on fabrication.
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Get me my lint roller.
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Whoa, hey.
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You just said you
were going to help me.
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Dipper, this sock crisis just
bumped up to a code argyle.
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The laptop can wait.
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Mabel,
do you seriously think
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that your random
crush of the week
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is more important
than uncovering
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the mysteries
of this town?
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You're obsessed.
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I'm obsessed?
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Look at you.
You look like a vampire.
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And not the hot kind.
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But you said you were
gonna help me today.
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Well, I can help
you with tickles.
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( laughter )
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Okay, fine.
You know what?
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I'll do it on my own.
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Passwords, passwords.
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Mabel is useless.
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( Yawns )
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Oh, man.
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- COMPUTER: Too many failed entries.
- Huh?
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Initiate data erase
in 5 minutes.
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( beeping )
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No.
No, no, no!
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I'm gonna lose everything?
I only have one more try?
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00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,237
Well, well, well.
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Someone's looking
desperate.
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I thought I told you
to leave me alone.
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00:10:16,074 --> 00:10:17,075
I can help you, kid.
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00:10:17,242 --> 00:10:18,868
You just need to hear
out my demands.
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Ugh!
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What crazy thing do
you want, anyway?
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To eat my soul?
To rip out my teeth?
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Are you gonna replace my eyes
with baby heads or something?
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Yeesh, kid, relax.
All I want is a puppet.
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Wh A Puppet?
at are you playing at?
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Everyone loves puppets.
264
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,053
And it looks to me like
you've got a surplus.
265
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,013
I don't know, man.
266
00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,349
Mabel worked
really hard on these.
267
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:43,852
Seems to me one little puppet
is a small price to pay
268
00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:46,062
to learn all the secrets
of the universe.
269
00:10:46,271 --> 00:10:49,315
Besides, what's your sister
done for you lately?
270
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,110
How many times have you
sacrificed for her, huh?
271
00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,737
And when has she ever
returned the favor?
272
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:58,575
( Beeping )
273
00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,536
Tick tock, kid.
274
00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:04,873
Just one puppet?
Fine.
275
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,335
So what puppet are
you gonna pick anyway?
276
00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:13,423
Hmm, let's see.
Eenie meenie mynee...
277
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,424
You.
278
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,217
What?
279
00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:19,429
What?
This can't be happening.
280
00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:21,222
What did you
do to my body?
281
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:27,020
Sorry, kid, but
you're my puppet now.
282
00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:28,855
( Evil laughter)
283
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,150
Oh, my gosh.
This can't be happening.
284
00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,526
This can't be happening.
285
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:34,736
Wh-whoa.
286
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,070
( laughing )
287
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,992
Man, it's been so long
since I've inhabited a body.
288
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,202
Ooh! Ooh!
289
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:43,286
( Chuckles )
290
00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:45,038
Pain is hilarious.
291
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:48,750
And two eyes?
This thing's deluxe.
292
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:49,918
I don't understand.
293
00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:52,086
Why are you doing this?
I thought we had a deal.
294
00:11:52,295 --> 00:11:54,881
Look, kid, you've been getting
way too close to figuring out
295
00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:56,174
some major answers.
296
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:57,759
I've got big plans coming
297
00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,219
and I don't need you
getting in my way.
298
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,095
Destroying that laptop
was a cinch.
299
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,431
Now I just need to
destroy your journal.
300
00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,974
Race you to the bottom
of the stairs.
301
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:16,069
Hey.
Human soda.
302
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,029
I'm gonna drink
it like a person.
303
00:12:20,990 --> 00:12:22,700
So where do you keep
that journal anyway?
304
00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:25,203
It's got to be around
here somewhere.
305
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:26,788
Boy, these arms are durable.
306
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:27,914
I've hidden it somewhere
307
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,999
you'll never find it
in a million years.
308
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,292
Hey, Dipper.
309
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,585
I borrowed your journal
to use as a prop in the show.
310
00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:33,711
I hope you don't mind.
311
00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,837
I'm gonna go before you
process this sentence.
312
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,339
Okay, bye!
313
00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:40,843
Sure, sounds great, sister.
I'll see you at the show.
314
00:12:41,052 --> 00:12:42,470
Wait.
No, Mabel, don't listen to him.
315
00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:43,596
That's not me.
316
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:45,598
You've got to hear me.
317
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:46,975
No, no. Wait. Stop!
318
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:51,062
Ha, welcome
to the mindscape, kid.
319
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,481
Without a vessel to possess,
you're basically a ghost.
320
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,983
Oh, hi, Dipper.
There you are.
321
00:12:55,191 --> 00:12:56,276
What up, dude?
322
00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,360
Soos. Wendy.
Help me.
323
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:58,653
( Echoing )
324
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,238
We're headed to the theater.
Need a ride, Dipper?
325
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,448
( Chuckles )
BILL: Anything for you, Red.
326
00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,866
I'm gonna stop you, Bill.
327
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952
I'm gonna find that
journal before you do
328
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,495
and I'm gonna stop you!
329
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,542
But how can you stop
me if you don't exist?
330
00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:14,294
( Evil laughter)
331
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,468
Bill?
Bill!
332
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:25,179
Got to get my body back before
he does something crazy with it.
333
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,768
Ah, nothing like
the theater, huh, toots?
334
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,145
Hey, Soos, want to hear
335
00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,521
the exact time and date
of your death?
336
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:34,522
( Chuckles )
337
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,648
Okay.
338
00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:37,317
HEY, Ell-IVS,
you all made it.
339
00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,359
Are you kidding me?
340
00:13:38,568 --> 00:13:41,237
I would never miss
whatever this is.
341
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,865
By the by, Mabel, where'd
you put my journal again?
342
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,159
I used it as a prop
for the big wedding scene.
343
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:47,869
I still need
a reverend though.
344
00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:49,787
Hey, what if I play
the reverend?
345
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,998
I mean, someone's got to
hold that journal, right?
346
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,333
Great. Let's go.
347
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,168
Oh, no, wait.
Mabel!
348
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,596
GRENDA:
The show is about to begin.
349
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:08,389
Please turn off
your cell phones,
350
00:14:08,598 --> 00:14:10,725
unless
you're texting me, cuties.
351
00:14:15,813 --> 00:14:17,815
Gather around
and let us sing
352
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:21,861
about a girl who had
almost everything.
353
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,864
Look, it's Mabel.
354
00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:25,948
Hey there.
355
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,158
Did you say stable?
356
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,743
No, he said Mabel.
357
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,745
Okay, hit it, boys!
358
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,415
J" Who's that girl
with the pig and the braces? J"
359
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,919
She put smiles
on everyone's faces J"
360
00:14:38,127 --> 00:14:41,255
When she's around,
no, you're never bored
361
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,757
I'm a mayor J"
362
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:44,801
I'm here for an award
363
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,552
Thank you, mayor J"
364
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,638
It's true, I'm great
365
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:53,768
But the perfect girl
needs the perfect mate J"
366
00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:54,977
Hey, what's up?
I'm Gabe.
367
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,565
So, hey, Grendo,
368
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:01,818
where's that book prop I'm
using for the wedding scene?
369
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,319
It's up in the wedding cake.
370
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:05,113
But that doesn't come
down until Act 3.
371
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,948
So hold your horses.
372
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:10,868
Oh, I'll hold my horses.
I'll hold them.
373
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,245
YOU monster.
374
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,289
Hey, listen.
Have you seen Mabel?
375
00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,916
Hmm.
376
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,084
What did Bill say?
377
00:15:18,292 --> 00:15:20,128
I can't be heard
without a vessel?
378
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,796
Where would I find a...
379
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,342
Finally we're together.
380
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:30,930
I'm sorry, Mabel, but I have
to go fight in the war.
381
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:32,640
( Screaming )
382
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,477
(growling )
383
00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:37,854
( gunshots )
384
00:15:38,062 --> 00:15:40,398
I'll wait for you, Gabe.
385
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:41,816
I'll wait for you.
386
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:42,859
( Cheers and applause )
387
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,861
GRENDA: Our intermission
has begun.
388
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,028
Mill about.
389
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,405
( Crowd murmurs )
390
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,116
Ooh!
Okay, you can do this, Mabel.
391
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,535
Only 36 more musical numbers.
392
00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,415
Psst.
Mabel.
393
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,835
It's come to life.
394
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:02,753
The puppet books
didn't warn me about this.
395
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:03,880
Aah!
396
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,757
Mabel, it's me, Dipper.
You need to help me.
397
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,885
Wait, what?
Dipper?
398
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:12,763
But you're so much more
of a sock than usual.
399
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,682
Mabel, you have to listen.
Bill tricked me.
400
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,018
He stole my body and now
he's after the journal.
401
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,395
You have to find the journal
before Bill destroys it.
402
00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,731
It's the only hope
to get me back in my body.
403
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:23,691
But my cue's
coming up any minute.
404
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:24,692
( Knocking on door )
405
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:25,943
Hey, Mabel,
do you have a moment?
406
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:26,944
Gabe!
407
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:27,945
( Giggles )
408
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,989
Ow!
Mabel.
409
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,783
Mabel, it's clear to me now
that you really love puppets.
410
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,285
I mean you went whole hog.
411
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,162
And if you stick
the ending, well,
412
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,372
maybe later you could
join me for a biscotti?
413
00:16:38,581 --> 00:16:39,415
( Gasps )
414
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,168
You drive a biscotti?
415
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,544
I'll be waiting.
416
00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,881
Did you hear that?
He loves it!
417
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,758
This play
has to be flawless.
418
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,718
Can't we wait
until after the show?
419
00:16:50,885 --> 00:16:53,721
Mabel, you want me to be
a sock puppet forever?
420
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:54,722
( laughing )
421
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:55,723
I'm sorry.
422
00:16:55,932 --> 00:16:57,808
It looks funny
when you're mad.
423
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,101
(grunting )
424
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,646
Okay. Okay. Okay.
425
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,607
Just take over for me until
I get back with the book.
426
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,859
Little puppet face.
427
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:09,779
Gabe, you're back
from the war.
428
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:10,863
Yes, I am.
429
00:17:11,072 --> 00:17:12,865
Want to kiss and sing
at the same time?
430
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,325
Okay.
431
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,162
Seriously?
432
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,215
Come on.
Come on.
433
00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,263
I hope this kiss never ends.
434
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:36,514
(exhaling )
435
00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:37,682
Come on, come on.
436
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,767
There must be a way to
get Dipper's body back.
437
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:42,562
Oh-oh, but why would
you want to do that?
438
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,189
( Gaps )
439
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,692
Bill-Dipper!
Bipper.
440
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:48,776
Shh.
441
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,987
You wouldn't
want to ruin the show.
442
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,196
Whoops.
443
00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,197
( Screaming )
444
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,407
It's slipping.
445
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,075
How's about you
hand that book over?
446
00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,618
No way.
This is Dipper's.
447
00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:58,661
I'd never give it away.
448
00:17:58,869 --> 00:17:59,704
Hmm.
449
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:00,997
You didn't seem
to have a problem
450
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,456
taking it for your own play.
451
00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:03,958
Or ditching him
when he needed you.
452
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:05,876
So come to your senses.
453
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,712
Give me the book
or your play is ruined.
454
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,505
( Sighs )
455
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,173
There it is.
456
00:18:11,382 --> 00:18:12,883
I mean, who would
sacrifice everything
457
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,052
they've worked for just
for their dumb sibling?
458
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,346
Dipper would.
459
00:18:17,555 --> 00:18:18,347
Eh?
460
00:18:18,556 --> 00:18:19,640
Oh!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
461
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:20,933
I'm giving you away.
462
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,852
You are a woman now.
463
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,062
Waddles, the rings.
464
00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,230
Wait, what?
465
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,566
Oh, no.
466
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:31,319
No!
467
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,196
Get out of my brother's body,
you evil triangle!
468
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,157
Whoa!
Children fighting.
469
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:37,617
I can sell this.
470
00:18:38,701 --> 00:18:40,911
Aah!
You can't stop me.
471
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,914
I am a being of pure energy
with no weakness.
472
00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:44,957
(grunts)
473
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,752
True, but you're
in Dipper's body.
474
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,087
And I know
all his weaknesses.
475
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,297
What do you mean
"his--?"
476
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,298
Tickle, tickle.
477
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:54,258
( laughing )
478
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:56,385
Aah!
Body spasms.
479
00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,595
What are these?
480
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:59,180
A little note
about the human body.
481
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,807
You haven't slept
in over 24 hours.
482
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,267
Also,
I got a full night's sleep
483
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,478
and I'm on four
mega shots of Mabel juice.
484
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:06,520
( Panting )
485
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,272
What is this feeling?
486
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,608
My body is burning.
487
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,027
I can't move
these stupid noodle legs.
488
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:15,363
Curse you,
useless flesh sticks.
489
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,782
Body shutting down,
490
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,742
must scratch,
491
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:21,369
mosquito bites.
492
00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,918
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Hey!
493
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:32,922
What?
494
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:33,923
Yes!
495
00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:35,466
I'm in my own body
496
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:39,053
and it's just as
underwhelming as I remember.
497
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,137
(groans)
498
00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:41,180
Everything hurts.
499
00:19:41,389 --> 00:19:42,765
( Evil laughter)
500
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:47,770
This isn't the last
you'll hear of me.
501
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:49,188
Big things are coming.
502
00:19:49,397 --> 00:19:50,731
You can't stop me.
503
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,358
I'm sorry, Gabe.
504
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,286
( Opera music playing )
505
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:23,431
Don't worry.
506
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,808
I've seen enough movies
to know this is the part
507
00:20:26,016 --> 00:20:26,767
where the audience thinks
508
00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:29,520
it was all part of the show
and loves it.
509
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,355
Cue applause!
510
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,566
( Crowd booing )
511
00:20:39,697 --> 00:20:40,531
Gabe!
512
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,450
Stick around
for the wrap party?
513
00:20:42,658 --> 00:20:44,452
We got mini quiches.
514
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,370
Don't speak to me, Mabel.
515
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,748
You've made a mockery
of my art form.
516
00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,040
Let's go, my loves.
517
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,626
( Kissing )
518
00:20:52,835 --> 00:20:54,920
Did he just make out
with his puppets?
519
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:57,548
I might have dodged
a bullet there.
520
00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:58,758
( Speaking in
foreign language )
521
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:01,427
Oof!
522
00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,429
Mabel,
I'm sorry about all this.
523
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,347
It's my fault
your puppets got ruined.
524
00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,057
Well,
one of them survived.
525
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,018
And she has something
to say to you.
526
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:11,145
I'm sorry, dipper-
527
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:14,607
I spent all week
obsessing over a dumb guy.
528
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,277
But the dumb guy I should
have cared about was you.
529
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,278
Bah!
530
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:21,071
Mystery twins.
531
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,615
Mystery twins.
532
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:24,033
Cw!
533
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,868
What did
Bill do to my hand?
534
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:26,911
Aah!
535
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:28,704
Nothing
a little sleep can't fix.
536
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:31,832
Come on, bro bro,
let's go home.
537
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:33,626
Seriously, I need to
go to the hospital.
538
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,211
Hey, Dipper.
539
00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:38,714
What did one sock puppet say
to the other sock puppet?
540
00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:39,757
I don't know, Mabel.
541
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:40,800
What?
542
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:43,636
You look like
you could use a hand.
543
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:44,929
( laughing )
544
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,683
That joke
was really something.
545
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:51,936
Yeah, something terrible.
546
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:53,521
( laughing )
547
00:21:54,855 --> 00:21:55,940
( screaming )
548
00:21:55,990 --> 00:22:00,540
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