Original subtitles

[MARGARET] Previously on Graves.

[KATIE] Getting shot was the best thing

that could've ever happened to you.

Don't tell me you haven't thought of it.

- The Oval. - [ISAIAH'S MOM] My son is gonna be

the first Jewish president.

[ISAIAH] You got to get your music out there.

- I mean, you sound amazing. - [JEREMY] How bad is it

if someone text breaks up with you?

Honestly, the worst.

[OLIVIA] Becky Keegan?

Becky and I were, God, best friends

- in high school. - Totally.

You were horrible to me

in high school, Olivia.

Bullied me so badly I had to switch schools.

[JEREMY] Yeah, well, guess what, I got Dalton to take a paternity test

so that should uncomplicate things real fast.

- What are you doing? - [MARGARET] We're having a fucking baby.

- What's her name? - I don't know yet.

[WOMAN] How does it feel to know that you were married

to the president responsible

for building the last American nuke?

You're way too much in your head.

Where else am I to go?

[BONNIE] Margaret Graves is not one of you.

She thinks she's better than you.

[JERRY] You don't really have the stomach for the Senate.

Is that really what you think?

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

[DEBATE MODERATOR] Welcome to tonight's New Mexico Senatorial Debate.

I'd like to start with jobs.

Mrs. Graves, what do you plan to do

to get the state's economy back on track?

Thank you. And you're absolutely correct.

People in New Mexico are hurting.

I don't need statistics to tell me that.

I just need to sit with small business owners

who've been hurt

by the policies, uh,

of my opponent.

The people of New Mexico

really don't need

the same old policies of DC.

Am I taking crazy pills

or have you been taking sexy pills?

[ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Senator North, your rebuttal.

Well, when it comes to economics,

I believe in helping those with needs.

[MARGARET] Ah, you typical Democrat.

Thinks the government needs to teach us

how to please ourselves.

You'd be amazed what I can do

with a big, powerful,

legislative branch.

[GASP] Holy shit.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com

[REPORTER] As we're approaching the bottom of the hour,

- [TYPING] - [SIGHING]

[SIGH] Mmm hmm. Yeah.

[REPORTER] ...which begs the question

is President Graves to blame

for this nuclear standoff?

While many are calling it nothing but posturing

saying there's no way Ahsan will just walk away

from the UN nuclear talks,

others say we have no one to blame

but ourselves.

Ahsan is a dictator

and we're the ones who gave him a country.

And even if it were almost three decades ago

and the Graves Administration couldn't have known

what kind of strongman he'd become,

Amir Ahsan is a mad man

and now he's a mad man with nuclear weapons.

- [BABY CRYING] - [REPORTER] This has been

a special report from MSNBC News.

[SIGH]

[SHUSHING]

Oh...

Come on.

[SHUSHING]

I don't know what do you want.

- Becky. - [RICHARD] Honey, honey, honey.

- Let me give it a try. - [OLIVIA] Thank you.

[RICHARD] Oh, boy. Yeah.

Daddy's got all sorts of things for you.

[BABY TALK]

? Rock-a-bye baby ?

- ? On a treetop ? - OK.

Well, then, great. Thanks, Dad.

[BABY CRYING]

Oh. I got you.

Oh, my, uh...

- [BABY CRYING] - Okay.

- She hates me. - Oh, no.

She doesn't hate you.

Okay. Well, if it isn't straight hate,

then she's already developed mommy issues

that have taken me years to cultivate.

It's like everything I do just makes it worse.

Honey, you're tired.

You need a break.

Why don't let me take her for the day?

Are you serious?

Yes, I'd love to.

- Oh, dad. - [BABY CRIES]

- Oh, geez. - Yes.

- Where's the baby, honey? - Daddy's got her.

I just...

What's the matter?

I can't do this.

I mean, Mom, anything I do

just makes her more unhappy.

[MARGARET] Sweetheart, don't be so hard on yourself.

Every new mom needs help.

We'll get whatever you need.

Day nurse, night nurse, nanny.

Pass her off to somebody else,

the way that you did with me.

Just nannies day and night.

I need to be able to figure this out.

You need to be patient.

- [KATIE] You know? - [ISAIAH] Uh-hmm.

We still have a few minutes

before we have to get up.

What did you have in mind?

Uh, something to get us

- in the mood. - Oh.

[MAN ON TV] Politics and friends.

- Oh. - The news is always fair.

[Reporter on TV] Leading up today, an update

on the President Graves assassination attempt.

- Wait, wait. Hold on a second. - [REPORTER] We're going to Elizabeth

for the latest.

[ELIZABETH] Martin Treadwell will be sentenced next month

for his latest attempt on the former commander-in-chief's life.

Treadwell was stopped by Isaiah Miller,

an aide to former President Graves.

Miller was shot, but later fully...

Look at me. Look at me.

The worst things already happened

and you're okay.

Yeah. That's right.

- I am. - [KATIE] You're here.

- I'm here. - [PHONES VIBRATES]

Oh, God.

Oh, I got to go.

Margaret needs me. It's the debate tonight.

Tell me you're gonna be okay.

Yeah. Of course.

Okay. Hey,

I'll see you later.

Mmm-hmm.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

- [COURIER] Jeremy Graves? - Yeah.

Hi, yeah registered letter.

Just need a signature.

[MAN ON TV] Margaret Graves is a phoney.

She claims she is one of you, but her wardrobe

costs more than an average American's yearly income.

She has even turned her back on her family roots.

And as Richard Graves was building nuclear missiles

and helping dangerous strongmen acquire their own,

Margaret Graves stood behind him

every step of the way.

So who is the real Margaret Graves?

Vote Jerry North for Senate.

He'll keep us moving forward.

He's just trying to throw you off your game, doll.

By tomorrow, all anyone will be talking about

is how you eviscerated that socialist in the debate.

There comes a time

in every campaign,

when things just sort of slip away.

And in one thirty-second ad,

Jerry North has managed to undercut our entire... you.

You mean we're done, before the debate even happens?

No, but winning it

just became the only way

you don't lose this election.

Walt,

would it be okay if I worked in a couple of originals

into the set today?

[SCOFF] It's your funeral.

[OLIVIA SIGHS]

[DOORBELL DINGS]

Hi.

Who's that?

That's the reason why mommy's in therapy, honey.

What are you doing here, Olivia?

Teach me how to be a mom.

Why would I help you?

You made my life miserable.

Look, I don't know

what I was doing in high school.

I was in bully denial

which is a thing.

I'm so sorry.

I appreciate your apology, Olivia.

Thank you. But I don't know.

Please.

I mean, seriously Becks,

I have no idea what I'm doing.

And I'm not gonna say that it's not my fault

but it's kind of not my fault.

I mean, you know I didn't grow up normal.

That's probably why I spent so much time

at your parents' house with you guys.

It was the one place where I felt

like I was part of a family.

And now, knowing how horrible

I was to you in high school,

it's not lost on me that some of the worst times

in your life are seriously

some of the best times in mine.

But I need help.

I'm asking for help.

Taking care of a kid is easier than it looks.

- Really? - No.

What's your daughter's name?

She doesn't have one yet.

Oh.

You'd really like her though.

She thinks I'm awful too.

We'd have that in common.

That's mean.

Yup.

What you looking at?

Boo.

Peek-a-boo.

Well, there's a smile.

This is your little toe,

wiggly, wiggly, wiggly.

Peek-a-boo.

- [BABY COOING] - No?

I have to say, sir, you are a natural

with that baby.

It's so endearing to see this side of you, sir.

So, we have another request for a statement

regarding President Ahsan

pulling out of the nuclear talks in New York, sir.

And I really think

we should respond this time.

Take everything off the list we have to do today.

? I'm gonna spend my day ?

? With my granddaughter ?

That's sweet.

Yeah. We're gonna babysit.

We're babysitting? Isn't there like a local teenager

who could do that, sir?

Yes, you.

Don't be an asshole.

Here, feed the baby.

What? I'm not...

I've never fed a baby before.

[RICHARD] Just put it to her lips.

- There she goes. - Oh, that's actually

pretty amazing.

Richard?

Yes?

[MARGARET] Since you're with the baby today,

could you spare Isaiah to help me in my team?

His debate knowledge would be beyond helpful.

Oh, please, sir. Please.

He's free.

I can only take one person

who's likely to shit their pants today.

Okay, thank you so much, sir.

There you go.

There, that's it. You change [INDISTINCT]

Richard.

We need to talk.

[RICHARD] Maggie,

today is your big day.

It's your debate.

You really need to focus.

It's very important.

- Okay. - [BABY COOING]

Attagirl.

[RICHARD] Wow you've drank the whole bottle.[CHUCKLE]

Rocking slowly left to right.

Okay.

Oh. [SHUSHING]

Put the bottle in there.

- [SHUSHING] - [PHONE RINGS]

[BECKY] Olivia!

Oh oh oh!

Olivia!

Aah. Aah.

I'm sorry. That is very much my bad.

Hey, Jerums. Make it quick.

Just killed my third pillow baby.

The paternity test results came in.

[OLIVIA] Oh. Who's your daddy?

I can't open it.

Open it, Jer. I wanna know if your dad is Dad

or if I'm gonna have to start calling him "my dad"

when we talk, which is gonna be so weird.

Look, I-I-I just... I don't...

I don't think I wanna know.

[OLIVIA] Why not?

[GASPS]

Oh, are you worried that it's not

gonna be either of them?

Well, I hadn't thought of that yet, Liv.

So, thanks for nothing.

- [PHONE BEEPS] - Sorry.

[MARGARET] And time and time again,

it's small business owners that suffer.

Senator North, your response?

[CHRISTOPHER] Okay. That's, uh, that's good.

[MARGARET] Oh, for God's sake, what now?

[GRUNTING] Margaret, everything you're saying

is reasoned and well expressed,

and every time you open your mouth,

you drop another three points.

Okay. I'm answering the questions

calmly and reasonably.

- Isaiah? - Hmm?

Well, uh, familiarity matters, ma'am,

and while your answers are in fact concise

and believable,

you do read just a bit uncomfortable.

[CHRISTOPHER] Exactly. Well said, mini Graves,

yeah, see, you can't reason

your way out of the fact

that Bonnie Clegg is going around telling the world

that you disowned your hillbilly family

nor the fact a large percentage of New Mexicans

already think you're a phoney.

Now, it's our job to make you their phoney

and they can't see it coming, Margaret.

Tap into their fear.

[CHRISTOPHER] Oh, my God.

Did... did somebody come to work today?

Somebody came to work today.

Tap into their fears.

Why the hell the two of you are so insistent

on changing her to someone that she's not?

Margaret Graves is a beloved fixture in this country...

- Holy shit. - [LAWRENCE] What... what is it?

- No. It's okay. It's okay. - What happened?

Your... your saccharin soliloquy

just gave me instant tooth decay, I'll be fine.

- [MARGARET] Okay. Enough. - And you know what? I...

I do not like how this man

is running this campaign, Maggie,

I'm sorry, I have to tell you.

Okay. Things are different now, they have to be.

Richard never won on the high road.

Get on board or don't.

- I need a moment. - [PHONE RINGS]

- Hello? - [ROBERT] Hey Isaiah,

it's Robert Hayes of Serious XM.

We got that Sammy Vega song you sent,

we're really loving it here, man.

Oh, great. Thank you.

So glad you like it.

[BECKY] ? She's got the cutest Little nose ?

? She's got The cutest little eyes ?

? And the cutest little feet ?

? Her fart smells stinky ?

? But her smile is sweet ?

"Her farts smell stinky,

but her smile is sweet."

Such silly little songs.

Yeah, it's just that, um,

I'm not a very good singer.

They don't care.

Oh, and also,

I find the older they get,

kids eat more when you make their food fun.

[OLIVIA] Okay. "Make food fun."

Oh, another fun thing,

at some point, you'll leave the baby carrier somewhere

and go into a panic.

[SIGHS] Yeah, I've already done that,

- two times. - So, I took an old iPhone

I had laying around, taped it inside the baby carrier,

it's like a GPS for the baby.

- Genius. - [BABY CRIES]

[BECKY] Ohh...

Hey, can you go back and do that again

but, like, only slower?

I'm just moving my hands.

Maybe we should take a break.

[OLIVIA] No, I need all of your tips, Becks

and that one where you hypnotized the baby

and it's quiet, yeah, that's the best one.

[BECKY] Okay. You know you can't trick your way

into being a good parent, right?

I'm trying to give you some tips.

Parenting is pretty much just hard work

and instinct.

Okay. But that's whatl'm trying to tell you,

I don't have any instincts.

I'm sorry. I can't do this.

I'm... I'm sorry I wasted your time.

? But it's not easy ?

? Learning from my mistakes ?

? Guess I could try One more time ?

? I'm flying ?

? I'm flying ?

[CLAPPING]

[RICHARD] Bravo.

Bravo.

Bravo.

Okay.

We'll play some Lynyrd Skynyrd next time.

[APPLAUSE]

[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

[SAMANTHA] Still no name yet?

No.

Well, baby's first bar.

Mom's gonna be proud, huh?

Oh.

What do you guys do, you go shopping?

Yeah.

Liv, needs a little help.

Uh-hmm.

Hey, I love that song you played.

Really?

Well, I think you're the only one.

You are way, way,

too much in your head.

Remember telling me that?

- Yes. - Yeah.

Where else am I supposed to go?

Remember that?

"Be authentic," you told me.

But Sammy, do it while you're young,

at the start,

don't wait 'til the end.

It gets complicated in the end.

[KATIE] Babe, this night gonna be huge.

[ISAIAH] I really hope this goes well for Mrs. Graves.

I really hope this goes well for you.

What?

I've been thinking,

since this morning after the Treadwell news,

you went from being an assistant

to an American hero, right?

You know, I really don't like talk about that, Katie.

It's the Isaiah Miller origin story,

the first Jewish president.

I wanna put you on Jeremy's show.

Oh, Katie, slow down, please.

And we'll give them the "You saved his dad" exclusive,

they'll love that,

and you'll get some super positive exposure,

it's a win-win.

That's the opposite of slowing.

Everyone in this room, Isaiah,

they're all looking for who the next big thing is

and I really think it's you.

Come.

Oh, shit, sorry,

nobody's every out here.

Hey, um, uh, wait, uh, hold up,

uh, Farrah, right?

Yeah.

And it's awesome that after so many months,

you're still not sure.

Well, what are you doing out here?

Come... you come out to smoke or something?

You'll just laugh

and then I'll think you're even more of an asshole

than I already do.

I meditate.

No shit.

It's no big thing. It just... it helps me.

I'm going to a retreat this weekend actually.

Vinyasa, this amazing place,

we just meditate,

eat healthy, decompress.

Yeah.

You should try something like that.

I mean, I know you're literally sitting there

thinking what a load of shit it is,

but who knows?

Maybe it'd bring down your douche factor

a little bit.

I thought you left,

but then Cooper told me you put yourself

in timeout on the porch.

I can't raise a child.

Wolves would do a better job.

Becks, I can't even get her to eat.

No one's hated my boobs before.

Olivia, maybe you should just hire somebody

to help you?

Why does everybody say this?

I don't want that for her.

Nannies, and nurses,

and babysitters, and boarding schools,

I mean, she should have it better than I had it,

right?

- [WALT] Sam? - What?

[SAMANTHA ON RADIO] ? Hold your breath ?

? For as long as you can ?

? There's something Moving up there ?

No fucking way.

? Still searching ?

? For a better place ?

? Thought it'd be Different somewhere ?

? I blew my first chance ?

? Fucked up on purpose ?

? It's just a face on a dime ?

? But it's not easy ?

? Learning from my mistakes ?

? Guess I could try One more time ?

? But I'm flying ?

Cooper had trouble latching on too.

Let me show you what worked for me.

? I'm flying ?

? Is this real life ?

? Or someone else's dream ?

? I asked... ?

[WOMAN] Good job, Isaiah.

Isaiah Miller, way to take a bullet.

Oh, thank you sir. I'm a big fan.

Right back at you.

See? It's already started.

[SAMANTHA] ? I got no reason to sail ?

? I blew my first chance ?

? Fucked up on purpose ?

? Just a sad face on a dime ?

? But it ain't easy ?

? Learning from my mistakes ?

? Guess I could try One more time ?

? But I'm flying ?

[MAN ON TV] And we're minutes away now for the most

anticipated senatorial debate of the season,

a former first-lady

squaring off against a liberal

icon incumbent.

I can't believe he brought her here.

I told you he was a genius.

Well played, North.

That son of a bitch.

Put her right in the front row.

What's going on?

Oh, God.

[CHRISTOPHER] No "oh, God." Do you hear me?

She's just another face in the crowd.

Tell me that you hear me.

[LAWRENCE] He's got a low center of gravity,

just sweep the leg.

[WOMAN ON TV] We're about to take the stage here in New Mexico.

Coming up next, the debate.

[MAN ON TV] Margaret Graves is a phoney.

She claims she is one of you,

but her wardrobe costs more

than an average American's yearly income.

She has even turned her back

on her family roots.

And as Richard Graves was building nuclear missiles

and helping dangerous strongmen

acquire their own, Margaret...

...family roots.

And as Richard Graves

was building nuclear missiles

and helping dangerous strongmen

acquire their own,

Margaret...

[ANNOUNCER] Debate night in America.

[DEBATE MODERATOR] Welcome to tonight's New Mexico senatorial debate.

[APPLAUSE]

So, we're going to start with Mrs. Graves.

Why are you the right choice for New Mexico?

That's an excellent question.

I'm glad you asked, thank you.

I think this election is about a very simple choice

between the America that we used to be

and the America that we're becoming.

An America that is more concerned

with being politically correct

than with being correct politically.

And that is why I'm in this race

because Jerry North

and his government insiders

are scheming to take your jobs.

And it's about time these hardworking,

decent Americans have someone in Washington,

someone who really hears them.

[APPLAUSE]

[MODERATOR] Senator North, would you like to respond?

I'd like nothing more, thank you.

Here's the bottom line,

up until two months ago,

Mrs. Graves was eating filet mignon

on fine china.

Now, every time I turn on the TV,

she's chugging a beer

and eating roadside barbecue.

I'm surprised you haven't bought a used pickup.

I'm surprised that you're standing here,

stereotyping an entire group of people.

You are an act.

You're exactly what is wrong with this country.

[JERRY] It's a question of trust.

It is a question of priorities.

I don't even know who you are.

You're asking the voters to trust you.

Why should they?

Everything you're saying is nonsense.

These are people's lives that we're talking about here

and they deserve a senator

who they know will not change her mind

with every passing trend

or new opportunity.

Okay. I haven't changed at all.

Oh, my God.

And I am so proud of where I came from

and I was the first lady of the United States.

Yes. But who are you today?

I'm whoever I have to be.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- [THROAT CLEAR] - [MODERATOR] Senator North,

would you like to respond?

I rest my case.

Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.addic7ed.com

Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0