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Margaret: Previously on "Graves"...
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Mr. President, I'm gonna have
to ask you to go back to the house.
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- Hey! Hey! Hey!
- Everybody back!
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Jesus!
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God damn it, I did not
want this to happen.
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I've become unshackled.
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My new guiding principle
is total spontaneity.
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- Car. Car!
- (horn honks)
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It's just this family.
They are so dysfunctional.
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- To nipples.
- All: To nipples.
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Without 'em, tits wouldn't have a point.
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- (laughing)
- Margaret: Jeremy is coming home today.
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I don't know what I'm doing, Dad.
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I'm just happy you're home.
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Help Ramona feed those needy people.
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(moaning)
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This is for you.
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I will!
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We need you to run against Nash.
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Richard, they asked me
to run for the Senate.
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(opera playing)
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(chanting)
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Homophobia has got to go.
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Hey, hey, ho, ho.
Homophobia has got to go.
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You have to go. You're going.
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It's a wedding, darling.
You love weddings.
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They don't want me there, Maggie.
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Lawrence has been writing
your speeches for years.
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He's family. You are going with me.
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It's a homosexual wedding,
for God's sake.
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I'm the anti-gay anti-Christ
to those people.
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My God, every demographic
that isn't a white male over 50
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has protested you at some point.
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You're doing this for me
because it's important to your wife
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who you love and adore
and support, dear.
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If I don't want to walk in front
of a gay liberated firing squad
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that's got an ax to grind,
I shouldn't have to.
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Oh, Lord.
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Oh.
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(theme music playing)
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Summer: Ma'am, we just got
a call from "Good Day Santa Fe."
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- Another appearance request for Jeremy.
- Oh.
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It'd be a sit-down with him
for their local Sunday show.
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The First Family son back
from the war kind of thing.
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It's good to get the Graves family
back out there in a positive way.
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Counter what the tabloids
are doing to Olivia
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and Richard's recent escapades.
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Ah, enough said.
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Hey!
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God, would some underwear
be too much to ask for?
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- We're not primates.
- Yeah, we are, Mom.
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Oh, sweetheart, before I go,
I wanted to tell you
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that "Good Day Santa Fe" called.
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- They want to do an interview with you.
- Pass.
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You know what's so funny
is that the media has always loved you.
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Even as a boy. Do you remember
sitting on Dan Rather's lap
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at Daddy's White House Christmas
chat with the nation?
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I was on that man's lap
for way too long.
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I don't want you to feel pressured
if it's too much too soon.
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- Thank you.
- But I know you're going to be great.
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Wait, what?
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The president and I are going
to Palm Springs
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for Lawrence Mills' wedding.
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Yes, ma'am. Ramona's packing
his tux as we speak.
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- And Richard?
- Watching her.
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Muttering obscenities under his breath.
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Something about they're gonna
hang him from a disco ball.
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- Not sure.
- All right, you're gonna stay here.
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Jeremy's gonna appear
on "Good Day Santa Fe."
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I've confirmed all
the questions with the show.
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You need to help him prepare.
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Rehearse him. He has focus issues.
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Make sure he gets there early.
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Of course. Whatever I can do to help.
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(sighs)
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(phone rings)
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Stop calling me, William.
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-
How can I get your love...
- (phone chimes)
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When you keep on snatching it back?
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Tell me, tell me, tell me,
tell me, tell me, girl
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How can I get your love...
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Liv? Hey, babe, it's me.
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I'm in Albuquerque
on my way to LA for business
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and, well, I stopped here on purpose
because I need to see you.
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So come here to Albuquerque.
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I'm staying at the Hyatt, room 542.
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Please. I love you, Liv. I really do.
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Tell me, how can I get your love
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When you keep on snatching it back?
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Oh, you ought to tell me now, girl
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How can I get your love?
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I'm so glad you decided to come.
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It's a new me, babe. Facing my victims.
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It's going to be like
the Nuremberg trials.
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(laughs) Not true.
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Lots of familiar faces.
Friends from Washington.
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Well, good networking for you, dear.
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Okay, if this foul mood
of yours as of late
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is because I've been asked
to run for the Senate,
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I'm just still exploring it, honey.
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I could do a lot of good.
I could help people.
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Maggie,
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it could lead right back
to 1600 Pennsylvania.
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The things I did in those rooms,
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that I allowed, the decisions I made...
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I don't know.
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Jesus, Maggie, I can't breathe.
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Honey, take it easy.
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Honey, look at me.
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It's just the Senate.
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And if I decide to run,
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it would mean a lot to know
that you were on board.
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You know, I've seen so many
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of my dad's body men come and go,
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and I hate to break it to you, man,
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but there's just no way
you're gonna last.
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No, I will. I believe in him.
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Come on, still?
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Yeah, more so.
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President Graves fought
for American idealism.
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The power of the individual.
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Oh, you're one of those.
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Your father believed in people.
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That they had the strength
of mind and character
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to be able to find
their own life, liberty,
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and the pursuit of happiness.
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And it worked until it didn't.
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Shut up. I'm getting fucking
Bell's palsy just listening to you.
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I tend to run
away with myself on the subject.
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No shit.
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Okay, so going over these for the morning
show...
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No, no, fuck that. Let's talk
about the party I'm throwing tonight.
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No, no, no, no, no. No party.
Not tonight. No, we have to...
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Look, I haven't seen
any of my friends in years, okay?
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I just... I need something
to reconnect with.
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Besides, the invites have already
gone out. And you're going to help.
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What? No, no. I really...
I really shouldn't.
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- Isaiah.
- Hi.
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- Hey.
- Holy shit! How hot are you?
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I'm sorry, that was rude.
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- That is so weird.
- Excuse me, Jeremy Graves.
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Yeah, I know who you are, Top Gun.
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I actually have to clock in
'cause I'm late again,
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but we should catch up later, Iz.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Okay. Sorry.
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Iz?
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Stay up late, watch the...
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If you go find me a glass
of champagne, I'll find Lawrence.
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- Sure.
- If you're comfortable.
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Oh, I'm fine.
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All right. Look how beautiful.
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Excuse me.
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- Mr. President.
- Good to meet you.
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Whiskey neat and a champagne.
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(exhales)
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Mr. President.
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Oh, how's it hanging, Barney?
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Or is it at constant attention
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at these type of things?
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Good to see you're still the piece
of shit I know and hate.
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President Graves. Congressman.
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(music playing)
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Keep on keeping on
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The beat
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Oh, baby, please
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Keep on keeping on
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'Cause I'm drowning for you today...
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(knocking)
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'Cause I'm drowning for you today...
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You came.
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I am so happy for both of you.
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We couldn't be happier that you're
here, Maggie. So where's the boss man?
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Probably somewhere trying to make
sure he doesn't get any gay on him.
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- Alan!
- He's fetching me a drink.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to mingle.
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All right, babe. So, tell me.
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Is the rumor true? You gonna make a run?
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Oh, my God, I need them to be true.
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That Nash motherfucker
is climbing in the polls.
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We're still just considering it.
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But if I do decide to go forward,
I would need you on my team, Lawrence.
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Press secretary, speechwriter.
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Help me land on a message.
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I can't even imagine
doing this without you.
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Well, I'm flattered, Margaret,
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but...
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- Mags, here you are.
- Oh, thank you, darling.
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Some hell of a night
you're putting on here, pal.
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Well, I never thought it could happen.
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No, it's so much more
than just a wedding.
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You know, it still feels like we're
taking some kind of stand.
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Fighting the system.
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(snorts)
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Anyway, it means a lot
that you're here, sir.
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And I'll see you inside in a bit, okay?
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Are you okay, honey?
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Oh, yeah. I'm... yeah.
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I just...
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I'm fine.
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I... I... I'm going this way.
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Itching.
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(moaning)
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(gasping)
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This is so strange, you know?
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But I like seeing you here in my bed.
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I like it here, too.
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There's a definite... smell.
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I don't know.
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It's unlike anything I've ever
experienced before.
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It smells... I don't know.
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- Poor?
- Yes!
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Babe, you don't get it.
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I like the smell of poverty.
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It's different. It's the opposite.
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It's the 99%.
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I'm just so used to being
controlled, you know?
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Worried about how I'm being perceived.
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Scared shitless
that I'm not gonna live up
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to some fairy tale of my family.
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A fairy tale I didn't
even fucking write.
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This... this...
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I'm writing this.
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(door opens)
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(sighs)
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A girl's got to pee.
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(groans)
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If you do run, Maggie,
and I hope that you do,
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I can't come along for the ride.
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I'm so sorry,
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but everything has been
about career for so long.
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And Alan wants me in DC.
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He's in line for head
of oncology at Inova.
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And I have an offer
that I'm going to accept
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that's gonna keep me in town.
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We're talking about adopting.
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I mean, can you imagine me a dad?
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The best.
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Tell me you understand.
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I just feel a little alone
with this decision
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and I wanted to know
I would have a familiar face
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if I do go through with it, you know?
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Anyway, I'm so happy for you.
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(music playing)
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(indistinct chatter)
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- This is actually very nice.
- Nice?
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Yeah, everyone seems to be
enjoying themselves.
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It's a very convivial atmosphere.
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Let me tell you something, okay?
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Every single one of these
people showed up on time.
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None of them have even touched the keg
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that you nearly died getting
into the back of my truck.
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I don't get it.
254
00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:50,326
That brunette over there who used
to be a fucking baller, by the way,
255
00:12:50,327 --> 00:12:52,641
she brought a bottle of Prosecco
and called it "champs"
256
00:12:52,642 --> 00:12:54,418
and then asked if I could hook her up
257
00:12:54,419 --> 00:12:56,641
with a Chelsea Clinton interview
for her fucking blog.
258
00:12:56,642 --> 00:12:57,641
Chel... can you?
259
00:12:57,642 --> 00:12:59,641
That girl over there
used to give a hand job
260
00:12:59,642 --> 00:13:02,641
that was indisputable proof
that Jesus was a white man.
261
00:13:02,642 --> 00:13:04,641
She brought hummus and pita chips
262
00:13:04,642 --> 00:13:08,641
and can only do a stop-by because they're
expecting their fourth any day now.
263
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:10,255
Who the fuck are these people?
264
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,641
There's at least three guys
here I'd consider catfishing.
265
00:13:13,461 --> 00:13:15,641
Oh, thank God she came.
266
00:13:15,642 --> 00:13:17,641
Sam? What is Sammy doing here?
267
00:13:17,642 --> 00:13:20,206
- I invited her.
- What? When? Why?
268
00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,641
You know he's gonna bang
your girlfriend, right?
269
00:13:23,642 --> 00:13:25,641
- What? No, she's not my girlfriend.
- (phone rings)
270
00:13:25,642 --> 00:13:28,641
- What are you talking about?
- This is Summer.
271
00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:29,642
Summer?
272
00:13:31,642 --> 00:13:32,641
Where the hell have you been?
273
00:13:32,642 --> 00:13:35,642
Bathroom. I don't want to talk about it.
274
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,641
Oh, what's the matter?
Are you all right?
275
00:13:40,642 --> 00:13:44,641
I just... I asked Lawrence if I did run
276
00:13:44,642 --> 00:13:46,641
if he would help me
and he said he can't.
277
00:13:46,642 --> 00:13:48,641
Which is okay.
278
00:13:48,642 --> 00:13:51,865
Lawrence and I met
through mutual friends
279
00:13:51,866 --> 00:13:54,641
and I have wanted to marry this man
280
00:13:54,642 --> 00:13:57,641
from the moment I laid eyes on him.
281
00:13:57,642 --> 00:13:59,641
It's taken some time to get here.
282
00:13:59,642 --> 00:14:03,641
We've overcome so much. So
many obstacles have been put in our way.
283
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:07,641
Men and laws trying
to prevent this union.
284
00:14:07,642 --> 00:14:10,641
Mountains we've had to climb over.
285
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,232
Okay, easy, fella.
286
00:14:12,233 --> 00:14:16,641
Anyway, I am not the speechwriting
half of this power couple,
287
00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:20,641
so I thought I'd do it a different way.
288
00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:24,642
- Maestro.
- (piano playing)
289
00:14:25,642 --> 00:14:28,641
Thank you. Yeah.
290
00:14:28,642 --> 00:14:30,641
Congratulations, fellas.
291
00:14:30,642 --> 00:14:35,239
There you are looking
just the way you did
292
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,210
Last time I touched you...
293
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,456
Okay.
294
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,273
Here I am
295
00:14:42,318 --> 00:14:46,317
Trying not to get all tangled
back up inside of you
296
00:14:46,318 --> 00:14:49,317
Looks like we made it...
You're beautiful.
297
00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:52,317
Lift each other on the way
298
00:14:52,318 --> 00:14:55,317
'Cause we're here and we're queer
299
00:14:55,318 --> 00:14:58,317
-
Ooh...
- (light laughter)
300
00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:00,317
Hello, sir
301
00:15:00,318 --> 00:15:04,317
Wow, you sure do look
handsome in person
302
00:15:04,318 --> 00:15:06,317
Are you with her?
303
00:15:06,318 --> 00:15:10,317
'Cause it didn't seem that way
last night for certain
304
00:15:10,318 --> 00:15:13,317
Oh, does she love you
305
00:15:13,318 --> 00:15:15,317
The way that you loved me?
306
00:15:15,318 --> 00:15:18,317
And where the hell was she
307
00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:22,317
When we were K-I-S-S-I-N-G?
308
00:15:22,318 --> 00:15:25,317
- Fuck me.
-
Looks like we made it.
309
00:15:25,318 --> 00:15:27,317
If I'm being honest with myself...
310
00:15:27,318 --> 00:15:29,317
that's one of my forever goals...
311
00:15:29,318 --> 00:15:32,317
it was never gonna work out with William.
You know what I mean?
312
00:15:32,318 --> 00:15:34,317
I mean, sometimes I feel like
313
00:15:34,318 --> 00:15:37,317
I'm wearing a suicide vest of emotions.
314
00:15:37,318 --> 00:15:39,317
You know what I mean?
Not like... not like I'm suicidal.
315
00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:43,317
I mean, okay, once in high school.
316
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:46,317
That was like a pact. Everyone bailed.
317
00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:49,317
I just mean, like, an emotional
vest itself, you know?
318
00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:52,317
It's just like on me all the time.
319
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,317
And then, boom, insecurity is over here,
320
00:15:55,318 --> 00:15:59,098
resentment over here, mommy issues
just like all over the fucking place.
321
00:15:59,099 --> 00:16:00,317
You know? Fuck.
322
00:16:00,318 --> 00:16:03,318
My therapist says I process
out loud too much.
323
00:16:05,318 --> 00:16:08,318
William used to say
I could never shut up.
324
00:16:09,318 --> 00:16:12,317
- Am I being so annoying?
- No.
325
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:14,317
You're complicated.
326
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,317
(chuckles)
327
00:16:16,318 --> 00:16:19,523
And you, Olivia, are
perfectamente complicada.
328
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:22,318
Perfectly complicated.
329
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,317
Mr. President.
330
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,317
President Graves, I would love it
331
00:16:29,318 --> 00:16:31,804
if you would join us boys for a drink.
332
00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:34,596
He would be honored.
333
00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:39,317
(sighs)
334
00:16:39,318 --> 00:16:42,318
- Just go to the bar.
- All right.
335
00:16:44,318 --> 00:16:47,317
(phone chimes)
336
00:16:47,318 --> 00:16:50,317
Hey, Summer.
337
00:16:50,318 --> 00:16:53,317
Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but I have
Jonathan Dalton on the line.
338
00:16:53,318 --> 00:16:55,625
The Jonathan Dalton.
339
00:16:58,318 --> 00:17:00,792
Could you ask him if he could call back
340
00:17:00,817 --> 00:17:03,317
on my cell phone in about 30 minutes?
341
00:17:03,318 --> 00:17:04,318
Yes, ma'am.
342
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:16,318
I think GI Jane's
enjoying his bar mitzvah.
343
00:17:17,776 --> 00:17:20,317
My job depends on getting
him to do something
344
00:17:20,318 --> 00:17:22,317
he has flat out refused to do
345
00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:25,051
and I have no idea
how to change his mind.
346
00:17:25,052 --> 00:17:27,317
You know, in his biography
President Graves says
347
00:17:27,318 --> 00:17:29,317
you have to be able to reach your peers,
348
00:17:29,318 --> 00:17:33,318
people your age, since they're
your future constituency.
349
00:17:34,318 --> 00:17:36,317
Well, soldier boy seems about your age
350
00:17:36,318 --> 00:17:39,607
and I'd say he's peer adjacent,
so find a way to reach him.
351
00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:42,043
You make that sound so easy.
352
00:17:42,068 --> 00:17:43,530
Well, shouldn't it be?
353
00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:45,793
You mind?
354
00:17:46,786 --> 00:17:48,417
The more the merrier.
355
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,963
Everyone's leaving. Thank God.
356
00:17:51,964 --> 00:17:55,722
Rounds in the morning.
I have to relieve the sitter.
357
00:17:55,723 --> 00:17:57,651
I'm gonna turn into a pumpkin.
358
00:17:58,318 --> 00:18:00,317
Blah, blah, blah. Bye, guys.
359
00:18:00,318 --> 00:18:02,317
Hey, drive safe, okay?
360
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:06,317
You're staying, right?
Please tell me you're staying.
361
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:07,820
I could use some company.
362
00:18:07,821 --> 00:18:09,848
And by company I mean pity sex.
363
00:18:09,849 --> 00:18:12,678
Oh, my God. Okay.
364
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:16,317
So I know that you just got
back from serving our country,
365
00:18:16,318 --> 00:18:18,317
- so respect.
- Thank you.
366
00:18:18,318 --> 00:18:20,317
And maybe you're just
not hearing yourself,
367
00:18:20,318 --> 00:18:22,317
but you kind of sound like a douchebag.
368
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:25,317
That guy's got rounds?
That means that someone is sick
369
00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:26,878
and he's going to make them feel better.
370
00:18:26,879 --> 00:18:28,317
That chick's got to relieve the sitter?
371
00:18:28,318 --> 00:18:30,317
That means there's kids at home
missing their mom and dad
372
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,317
and they put all that
on hold to come here
373
00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:36,722
and say, "Welcome home.
Real glad you didn't die out there."
374
00:18:36,723 --> 00:18:39,317
Now I get it. The struggle is real.
375
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,684
But people grow up. It's what happens.
376
00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:44,317
Also, he's super smart
and just trying to do his job,
377
00:18:44,318 --> 00:18:47,317
so stop being a pain in the ass
and just listen to him.
378
00:18:47,318 --> 00:18:49,317
By the way,
379
00:18:49,318 --> 00:18:52,864
I'm going to a really rad concert
Friday night if you want to hang.
380
00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,317
Yeah, sure. I'd love to hang.
381
00:18:56,318 --> 00:18:58,318
- Okay.
- Okay.
382
00:18:59,318 --> 00:19:01,317
- Peace, y'all.
- Peace.
383
00:19:01,318 --> 00:19:04,317
Oh, and tell the president
next time we're drinking,
384
00:19:04,318 --> 00:19:06,318
I pick the bar.
385
00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:09,803
Dad knows her? (chuckles)
386
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:13,317
Dad knows her?
387
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,318
(music playing)
388
00:19:21,318 --> 00:19:23,317
Hey, ho, hey, ho.
389
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:25,317
Homophobia has got to go.
390
00:19:25,318 --> 00:19:26,317
(groans)
391
00:19:26,739 --> 00:19:28,978
Tell me the truth, Graves.
392
00:19:28,979 --> 00:19:31,720
Why do you give two shits
if two men get married?
393
00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,570
Easy, honey. Come on.
394
00:19:33,571 --> 00:19:37,119
At my age, any shit's a victory.
395
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:40,713
You don't have any idea
what your policies did, do you?
396
00:19:40,714 --> 00:19:42,317
Okay, you know what?
I think we've reached...
397
00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:44,576
Relax. I'm fine.
398
00:19:44,601 --> 00:19:46,317
We're just two grown men
having a conversation.
399
00:19:46,318 --> 00:19:48,560
Isn't that right, Mr. President?
400
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,272
- Lunatic.
- Alan, Jesus.
401
00:19:51,318 --> 00:19:54,317
You want to know what chaps my ass?
402
00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:56,317
Is giving a history lesson
403
00:19:56,318 --> 00:19:59,317
to a bunch of self-righteous gay men
404
00:19:59,811 --> 00:20:02,843
who don't know how good they've had it.
405
00:20:03,318 --> 00:20:06,317
I may be a dinosaur on this subject,
406
00:20:06,318 --> 00:20:08,317
but I believe what I believe.
407
00:20:08,318 --> 00:20:11,317
And it's in my DNA, good or bad.
408
00:20:11,531 --> 00:20:14,722
It just doesn't sit well with me.
409
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:18,317
And no one knows my position
410
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,317
better than you, Lawrence.
411
00:20:20,318 --> 00:20:25,317
You wrote half my speeches and sold it.
412
00:20:25,318 --> 00:20:27,317
That was work.
413
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:30,317
This is my life.
414
00:20:30,318 --> 00:20:31,491
Oh, horseshit.
415
00:20:33,318 --> 00:20:37,317
I have sex with men, Mr. President.
416
00:20:37,318 --> 00:20:38,317
Yeah.
417
00:20:38,318 --> 00:20:43,317
Penetrative, anal sex.
418
00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,317
Oh, Jesus, Lawrence.
419
00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:47,317
You can't even hear the words, can you?
420
00:20:47,318 --> 00:20:50,317
I hear it and then I see it in my head
421
00:20:50,318 --> 00:20:53,013
and it just fucks me up.
422
00:20:53,075 --> 00:20:56,317
Well, guess what? The closet
door has swung wide open
423
00:20:56,318 --> 00:21:00,317
and put a ding in the driver's side
of your shiny legacy
424
00:21:00,318 --> 00:21:02,317
that I helped write.
425
00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:06,638
God knows, sir, it's given me
hundreds of sleepless nights.
426
00:21:07,951 --> 00:21:11,317
Who cares what I think anymore, huh?
427
00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:15,317
You fellas had a free pass
to two institutions
428
00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:18,317
that make most men wet the bed...
429
00:21:18,318 --> 00:21:21,441
marriage and the military.
430
00:21:22,408 --> 00:21:25,864
And you morons fought to get them both.
431
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:28,317
So marry each other.
432
00:21:28,318 --> 00:21:33,048
I don't give a rat's ass.
Welcome to the shit, boys.
433
00:21:33,073 --> 00:21:35,073
Hallelujah.
434
00:21:37,318 --> 00:21:38,318
(mumbles)
435
00:21:40,318 --> 00:21:43,317
Mr. President. Mr. President.
436
00:21:43,318 --> 00:21:45,318
(chimes)
437
00:21:48,318 --> 00:21:50,317
- Jonathan.
- Margaret.
438
00:21:50,318 --> 00:21:52,317
How are you?
439
00:21:52,318 --> 00:21:55,317
I'm well. I'm good.
440
00:21:55,318 --> 00:21:57,317
And Richard? All good, I hope.
441
00:21:57,318 --> 00:21:59,317
Richard's Richard.
442
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,317
So, look, I wanted to ask
if you would give the keynote
443
00:22:03,318 --> 00:22:05,317
at my annual Red Cross
fundraiser next week.
444
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:08,317
And I heard through the grapevine
445
00:22:08,318 --> 00:22:10,317
that you've been approached to run.
446
00:22:10,318 --> 00:22:12,317
Reclaim the compassion in conservatism.
447
00:22:12,318 --> 00:22:15,317
Well, nothing's been decided yet.
It's just talk.
448
00:22:15,318 --> 00:22:19,937
If you're serious about making
a go at senator, I want in.
449
00:22:19,938 --> 00:22:21,486
That shouldn't be a surprise to you.
450
00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:23,317
Well, we'll see. It's a lot.
451
00:22:23,318 --> 00:22:27,317
Oh, come on now.
Don't go soft on me, Mags.
452
00:22:27,318 --> 00:22:29,317
That's not the girl I know.
453
00:22:29,318 --> 00:22:31,317
(sighs)
454
00:22:31,318 --> 00:22:33,317
You are so beautiful.
455
00:22:34,026 --> 00:22:36,318
Good night, Jonathan.
456
00:22:37,318 --> 00:22:39,317
You had a panic attack.
457
00:22:39,318 --> 00:22:40,317
It felt like a heart attack.
458
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,317
Well, it wasn't, but we can run you over
459
00:22:42,318 --> 00:22:44,317
to Desert Regional
for an EKG if you want.
460
00:22:44,318 --> 00:22:46,317
No, no, no, no, no.
461
00:22:46,318 --> 00:22:48,317
It was very stressful
for you being here.
462
00:22:48,318 --> 00:22:50,317
It gave me the hives.
463
00:22:50,318 --> 00:22:52,502
Symptomatic of stress.
464
00:22:56,318 --> 00:22:58,006
We were a little harsh on you.
465
00:22:58,597 --> 00:23:00,317
Pent up, you know?
466
00:23:00,798 --> 00:23:03,317
8,000 years of repression
give or take a century.
467
00:23:03,318 --> 00:23:06,317
Lawrence, the things you wrote for me
468
00:23:06,318 --> 00:23:09,317
and for other politicians like me,
469
00:23:10,133 --> 00:23:13,317
the compromises you made,
470
00:23:13,318 --> 00:23:17,317
I can imagine how that feels.
471
00:23:17,318 --> 00:23:21,317
I understand what you
have to give of yourself
472
00:23:21,318 --> 00:23:25,317
in order to win, get ahead.
473
00:23:25,318 --> 00:23:28,318
I know that now.
474
00:23:30,318 --> 00:23:31,616
The regret.
475
00:23:34,318 --> 00:23:36,317
Maggie isn't like me.
476
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,318
Not in this issue or any other.
477
00:23:41,318 --> 00:23:45,318
And in all those years
at the White House, she never was.
478
00:23:47,318 --> 00:23:50,317
So if she decides to run,
479
00:23:50,318 --> 00:23:54,318
she needs the best
to stand right beside her.
480
00:23:56,318 --> 00:24:00,874
And I don't know anyone better than you.
481
00:24:08,987 --> 00:24:10,317
You don't have to do that, man.
482
00:24:10,318 --> 00:24:11,317
It's not part of the job description.
483
00:24:11,318 --> 00:24:13,318
Oh, no, I don't mind.
484
00:24:15,318 --> 00:24:17,318
Why do you do that?
485
00:24:26,318 --> 00:24:29,318
I used to dream of escaping this place.
486
00:24:30,441 --> 00:24:34,317
But whatever happened,
487
00:24:34,318 --> 00:24:37,317
whatever I did, wherever I go,
488
00:24:37,318 --> 00:24:39,317
I just...
489
00:24:39,897 --> 00:24:42,640
I always end up... (clicks tongue)
490
00:24:42,641 --> 00:24:44,727
right back here. (chuckles)
491
00:24:44,728 --> 00:24:48,317
Just a different perspective here,
492
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,944
you end up exactly where
you're supposed to be.
493
00:24:53,318 --> 00:24:56,317
You are talking to someone
who followed your rise
494
00:24:56,318 --> 00:24:57,317
through the Scouts religiously.
495
00:24:57,318 --> 00:25:01,317
No, my elementary school
was littered with those posters.
496
00:25:01,318 --> 00:25:04,317
One thing I know
is that people like you.
497
00:25:04,318 --> 00:25:08,676
You know, I'd watch the Graves White
House Christmas specials every year.
498
00:25:08,677 --> 00:25:09,907
Oh, my God.
499
00:25:09,932 --> 00:25:12,317
No, and Dan Rather's
little interview with you
500
00:25:12,318 --> 00:25:15,317
at the end was the best
part of the whole thing.
501
00:25:15,318 --> 00:25:19,786
And not just because you were
this cute, little, smiling kid,
502
00:25:20,528 --> 00:25:23,317
but because you always
said something funny
503
00:25:23,555 --> 00:25:26,850
and weirdly insightful.
504
00:25:30,318 --> 00:25:34,317
You know, you have this
interview tomorrow...
505
00:25:34,318 --> 00:25:38,317
- (groans)
- ...and from what I've seen
506
00:25:38,318 --> 00:25:41,317
since you're been home, really,
and maybe I'm way off base,
507
00:25:41,318 --> 00:25:44,317
but I get the feeling
508
00:25:44,318 --> 00:25:46,318
that you got plenty to say.
509
00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:49,318
So?
510
00:25:53,318 --> 00:25:55,317
By the way, I was never a Scout.
511
00:25:55,318 --> 00:25:58,317
(scoffs) They paid me like half a mil
512
00:25:58,318 --> 00:26:01,317
to wear that stupid uniform
and pose for the poster.
513
00:26:01,318 --> 00:26:04,317
The photographer got me high
and introduced me to porn.
514
00:26:04,318 --> 00:26:06,317
(sighs)
515
00:26:06,318 --> 00:26:08,318
Make it stop.
516
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:13,702
Graves, you let the bad guys get
guns with that NRA bullshit.
517
00:26:13,703 --> 00:26:15,749
You were just a reckless cowboy.
518
00:26:15,750 --> 00:26:18,317
You loved me, Barney. You know it.
519
00:26:18,318 --> 00:26:22,317
Oh, my goodness. One gay wedding
and you're hitting on Barney Frank.
520
00:26:22,318 --> 00:26:25,317
- We live to dance another day.
- All right.
521
00:26:25,318 --> 00:26:28,317
Man: Hey, some people
trying to sleep up here!
522
00:26:28,318 --> 00:26:32,317
Men nonsexually hot tubbing down here.
523
00:26:32,318 --> 00:26:36,317
- (men laugh)
- Shut your goddamn mouth.
524
00:26:36,318 --> 00:26:38,318
(men laughing)
525
00:26:43,588 --> 00:26:45,317
I'll be back in an hour
526
00:26:45,318 --> 00:26:50,318
to cook you the petit
d?jeuner of your dreams.
527
00:26:52,318 --> 00:26:54,318
That means breakfast.
528
00:26:55,318 --> 00:26:57,317
So glad we found each other, Olivia.
529
00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:00,317
Mi pajarito.
530
00:27:00,318 --> 00:27:02,318
(sighs)
531
00:27:07,318 --> 00:27:10,318
- (knocks)
- Bitch is nuts, ese.
532
00:27:17,318 --> 00:27:20,317
Okay, just don't get rattled
no matter what they ask.
533
00:27:20,318 --> 00:27:23,317
We've gone through all the preapproved
questions, right?
534
00:27:23,318 --> 00:27:26,317
But if you feel unsafe, just try
to steer them in a different direction.
535
00:27:26,318 --> 00:27:28,798
And don't forget to breathe.
536
00:27:28,823 --> 00:27:30,444
I got this. Here.
537
00:27:30,445 --> 00:27:33,318
Yeah, no. I got this.
538
00:27:39,318 --> 00:27:41,317
- Lawrence just called.
- And?
539
00:27:41,318 --> 00:27:43,317
And he said he had
a sudden change of heart
540
00:27:43,318 --> 00:27:46,317
and that if I did decide
to run, he's on board.
541
00:27:46,318 --> 00:27:49,318
Well, he's a good man.
542
00:27:53,318 --> 00:27:55,317
(music playing)
543
00:27:55,318 --> 00:27:59,317
It has been such fun, Jeremy,
having you here in the studio.
544
00:27:59,318 --> 00:28:02,317
And I bet you missed
the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta
545
00:28:02,318 --> 00:28:03,765
being in Afghanistan, am I right?
546
00:28:03,766 --> 00:28:06,317
One of the many reasons
I'm glad to be home.
547
00:28:06,318 --> 00:28:09,016
Before we let you go, let's talk
about your father.
548
00:28:09,041 --> 00:28:10,317
Yeah, what about him?
549
00:28:10,318 --> 00:28:13,510
He's been a little erratic
lately, don't you think?
550
00:28:13,511 --> 00:28:14,496
Excuse me?
551
00:28:14,521 --> 00:28:17,056
People just want to know
what's going on, Jeremy.
552
00:28:17,057 --> 00:28:19,317
- What's the truth?
- Okay.
553
00:28:20,068 --> 00:28:23,317
Well, let's forget for a second
that you're talking about my father.
554
00:28:23,318 --> 00:28:25,781
What's actually going on here
555
00:28:25,879 --> 00:28:30,317
is that you two fake mannequin people
556
00:28:30,318 --> 00:28:32,317
aren't smart enough to ask
an honest question
557
00:28:32,318 --> 00:28:35,317
without gas-lighting your audience
558
00:28:35,318 --> 00:28:38,317
with a bunch of
sensationalistic bullshit.
559
00:28:38,318 --> 00:28:41,317
An audience that has literally stopped
560
00:28:41,318 --> 00:28:44,317
being able to discern
truth from fiction.
561
00:28:44,318 --> 00:28:46,317
So truth?
562
00:28:46,318 --> 00:28:48,317
You could ask me about cancer research.
563
00:28:48,318 --> 00:28:51,317
You could ask me about immigration.
But you didn't, did you?
564
00:28:51,318 --> 00:28:53,317
Because then we'd be
talking about the issue.
565
00:28:53,318 --> 00:28:57,317
But, hey, just keep whacking
that old Graves pi?ata
566
00:28:57,318 --> 00:28:59,586
that you guys have
been hanging for the last 30 years, okay?
567
00:28:59,587 --> 00:29:02,317
Just know if you ever do it again
568
00:29:02,318 --> 00:29:04,317
in front of me,
569
00:29:04,318 --> 00:29:06,317
I'm gonna come over there
570
00:29:06,318 --> 00:29:09,318
and beat the fucking truth into you.
571
00:29:19,088 --> 00:29:28,777
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