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Viewer beware.
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You're in for a scare.
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Goosebumps.
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Gross.
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Thank you. Come again.
Can I help you?
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Yes. Can I get a hot
fudge sundae, please?
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And I'll have a cone of
pink bubble gum surprise.
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Uh-huh.
Man, you always go for the sick flavors.
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Life's too short
for boring ice cream, Ben.
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You know, you're right.
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Make that a butterscotch sundae
with double sprinkles and a cherry on top.
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That's it, Ben.
Live on the edge.
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What are you doing for
your science project?
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Still waiting for inspiration.
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Yeah, maybe it'll
creep up on you when you're not looking.
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What if we tested the school
for signs of intelligent life?
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Oh, gross!
Look at this!
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How disgusting can you get?
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- Uh, Ben...
- Hmm?
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Hey!
What's your problem?
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Hey, look at all those ants!
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That's disgusting!
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What are you looking at?
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Y-Y-Your arm.
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Are they all gone?
Are there any in my hair?
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Even if there are,
the lice'll probably eat 'em. Very funny.
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Oh, no, Dave!
Watch out!
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Oh, no!
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Could you give me back my ant?
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Blast!
Thing keeps falling off.
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Name is Lantz.
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Trade is ants.
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Nuke 'Em Pest Control.
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I hear you got
a nasty infestation.
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You sure got here quick.
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Speed... is the best defense
against the crawling menace.
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Actually, my office is
just down the street.
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- Care to show me
where it is, boys? - Uh, you show him, Dave.
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You gotta go get
your comic book anyway.
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No, it's okay.
I got tons of comic books at my house.
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Don't tell me you're afraid
of a few little ants.
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- Us afraid?
- No! No.
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'Cause we're a thousand times
bigger than them.
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Don't underestimate the enemy.
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Move!
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Oh, yeah!
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Amazing creatures, aren't they?
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Did you know that there are
10 quadrillion of them on this planet?
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Yeah, and, like, half of them
are in this room!
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Pound for pound, they have
the same biomass as humans.
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I love this part.
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Hey, if things had been
a little bit different,
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they'd be the dominant species
instead of us.
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That's my boys.
Come on, Ben. Let's get outta here.
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Yeah.
Shh! Don't move!
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I found the nest.
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- No more hiding.
- This guy's weird.
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And...
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Yeah. Ha!
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If you eliminate the queen,
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you destroy the nest.
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Problem solved.
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Oh, that's it.
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I'm gonna hurl.
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You sure know your stuff,
don't ya?
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First rule of pest control...
know your enemy.
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And in a town as infested
as this is, you'd better learn something about the enemy too.
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Here's the place to start.
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"Awesome Ants"?
Designer ant habitat.
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By mail.
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They're the best
in the business.
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I was trying to find
a science project. Ahh.
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Looks like that science project
found you.
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Is that all you're eating?
I'm not a breakfast person, Mom.
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Andrea, that is
a complete waste of food.
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Complete waste of a life
is more like it. Don't be mean, David.
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- We have a delivery!
- I'll get it.
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Morning.
That's weird.
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I got a delivery here
for a Dave Warren.
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That's me.
Here you go.
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"Awesome Ants"?
But I just sent away for this yesterday.
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Sign there.
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Where do you want
the other box?
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Other box?
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I don't think
I like this, Dave.
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There must be some mistake.
This is just supposed to be an ant habitat.
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Ant habitat?
Looks like they sent you a dairy farm.
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How much
did this thing cost? Five bucks.
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Well, they must have
got your order confused or something.
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No, it says right here...
"Mega-deluxe model 'A' anthood." That's what I ordered.
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Hey, be careful with that.
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It's not like it's radioactive.
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No, it's worse.
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Ah. Here.
Instruction manual.
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No way!
I have to read all this?
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There can't be this much
to say about ants.
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Hey, look at this.
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"Awesome Ants food pellets.
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Feed ants one pellet per day.
Do not overfeed."
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Wait. If these guys
only need one pellet a day,
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how come they walked off
with whole hamburgers at our last barbecue?
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I don't know.
Better get this thing started.
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Yeah.
We're late for school.
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Home, sweet home.
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As you can see here,
they've already started to build a hive.
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Down here is the queen's nest,
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and up here is the egg chamber.
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Those are eggs?
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Hey, you're just in time
to watch me feed them. Come on.
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Wow.
Look at them swarm it.
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Hey, where'd it go?
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They break it up in small pieces
and carry it in their mouths to the queen.
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Oh, that's sick!
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You know, I'll bet these guys
would appreciate some real food.
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Um, you know, Ben,
I don't think we should do that.
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It says right here
that we can't feed them anything but the pellets...
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and only one pellet per day.
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Well, it must be a misprint.
How can they survive on only one stupid pellet?
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Here we go.
Nice and juicy.
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Here you go, guys.
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How 'bout some Cap'n Crawl
for breakfast?
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- No way! Did you see that?
- I told you they were hungry.
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I guess you were right.
I was probably starving them to death.
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- I'll bet they want
another one. - Wait. I've got a better idea.
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These have been in the fridge
for days.
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My mom's just gonna
throw 'em out anyway.
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I can put this in my report,
how they respond to different food sources.
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Sounds like a plan.
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Here. Put one of these in
while I time to see how long it takes them to eat it.
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My brothers don't even
eat that fast!
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Awesome!
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- Come on. Put another one in.
- Oh, yeah.
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"Warning: Do not overfeed.
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Overfeeding may lead to
rapid growth."
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Maybe we shouldn't
have fed them.
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- Want a cookie?
- I just baked 'em.
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Um... No, thanks, Mom.
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I-I think I'll pass.
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Okay.
Suit yourself.
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Oh, no!
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Not the cabinets too!
David!
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What is it, Mom?
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- Wow!
How'd these get in here? - David, do something!
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- What are you doing?
- As you can see, the ants have left the farm...
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and made a foraging trail
into our kitchen.
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- They sure have gotten big!
- David!
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Mom, the best thing to do
is just leave 'em alone.
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- When they're done foraging,
they'll return to the nest. - Oh, sure. Easy for you to say.
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Well, that's it.
I'm moving in with the neighbors.
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I can't believe
they can grow so fast!
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Amazing!
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How'd that break?
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You guys
aren't gettin' out again.
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In addition to being great
builders, ants also have an interesting family structure...
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one mom and about
a million kids.
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In closing,
ants are truly awesome,
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although most of the time
misunderstood.
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Thank you.
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Hey.
You can fool your teacher, son, but you can't fool me.
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What do you mean?
Ain't no worker ant bigger than the denaperona grandis.
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And they only get to be
two inches.
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In your video
those ants are three inches, at least.
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They're fake, and you know it.
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They are not.
They're real! Can't be.
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'Cause if those ants were real,
we wouldn't be around for long.
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Oh, no.
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Mom?
Yeah?
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What are we having for dinner?
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Turkey.
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- Awesome Ants.
- How may I help you?
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Hi.
I've got a problem.
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I've been feeding your ants
hot dogs and stuff, and now they're...
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You didn't read
the instructions, did you?
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You've gotta
get out of there right now, young man!
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- Oh!
- Hello?
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Hello?
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I've gotta do something.
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There's no way he can hurt me.
I'm twice as big as him.
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There's no way he can hurt me.
I'm twice as big as him.
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Mom! Andrea!
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Mom! Andrea!
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Anybody!
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Mr. Lantz!
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Mr. Lantz!
You've gotta help me!
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Mr. Lantz?
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No!
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What am I gonna do?
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Mr. Lantz?
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Why did I have to
overfeed them?
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Help!
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Can anybody hear me?
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Mr. Lantz!
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Help! Mr. Lantz!
Help!
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Stop! Mr. Lantz!
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Stop!
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Dave, wake up
or you'll be late for school.
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Oh, did you sleep
in your clothes again?
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Man, that was a bad dream.
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It must have been a dream.
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What's going on here?
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It's called breakfast,
in case you forgot.
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Huh?
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Hey, don't be a pig!
That's more than I get in a whole week.
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Andrea's right, Dave.
This is no time to start changing rations.
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You put some of that back.
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What the...
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00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:05,942
Are you okay?
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00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:09,745
Yeah, I'm fine.
I just didn't get much sleep last night.
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Had the weirdest dream.
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I'll get the shovel.
Don't just stand there, Dave! Go on! Go get some buckets!
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- Come on, David!
- Hurry up!
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Let go!
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It's mine!
Give it to me!
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Ben!
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Oh, hey, Dave.
Catch you later. I'm kinda busy right now.
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I know
what you're thinking. Mr. Lantz!
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You're thinking if things
had been maybe just a little bit different,
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we'd be
the dominant species instead of them.
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I dreamt
that things were different,
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and ants were so small
you could fit a thousand of them in one hand.
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And it was your job
to kill them.
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Don't let them
hear you say that.
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It seemed so real,
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I started to believe it myself.
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Better gather some food
before it's all gone.
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