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Viewer beware.
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You're in for a scare.
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Goosebumps.
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- Where are we?
- Dad, are we lost?
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No. No, we're not lost.
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Let's find a gas station
and ask for directions.
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Honey, I don't do that.
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I'm getting hungry.
Are we almost there yet?
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Luke, now, you know the rules.
Don't keep asking me, "Are we there yet?"
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Because you'll know we're there
when we're there.
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It's boiling back here.
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Well, if your father would have
had the car fixed, we might have air conditioning that worked.
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Hmm.
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Great vacation.
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I don't understand it.
Zoo Gardens should be right here.
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It's probably one of those zoos
where all they have is sheep anyway.
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No, it's not.
It sounded cool.
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Would you please
ask for directions?
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- It should be
right here on the map. - Let's find a gas station.
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- A gas station?
I don't even see a road.
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You guys, don't start arguing.
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I wanna see Zoo Gardens.
You promised.
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You're right.
You're right.
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We did promise,
and your mother and I are not gonna let you two kids down.
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If Zoo Gardens is out there,
we're gonna find it.
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- Look out!
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Lock the doors!
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Look.
"Welcome to Horrorland. Drive forward if you dare"?
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- Well, what's Horrorland?
- It's an amusement park, what else?
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I bet the rides
are really scary. Let's go. Can we?
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I don't know.
What if it isn't safe?
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- We'll be safe.
- I thought you wanted to see Zoo Gardens.
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Who wants to look
at a bunch of stupid sheep?
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Well, it's better than sitting
in the car arguing all day. Let's check it out.
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Yeah!
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- I-I think this will be great.
- The kids'll love it.
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All right then.
Are we all excited? Let's go.
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- Yeah!
- Come on, Luke. Go.
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Cool!
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- Well, I think it looks like fun.
- Kids can, uh,
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go on a couple of rides
while we ask where Zoo Gardens is.
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I don't know.
What could happen? It's an amusement park.
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- You ready, kids?
- Yeah!
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Hey, Luke, wait up.
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"The Horrorland horrors
welcome you to Horrorland"?
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What's a horror?
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Maybe they're closed.
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Welcome to Horrorland.
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What a great costume.
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- Yeah, pretty scary looking.
- Thank you.
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Um...
No, please.
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You're our guests today.
Admission is free.
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Really?
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Well, that's...
that's great.
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Enjoy Horrorland.
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Have a scary day.
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Okay. This way?
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Oh, my gosh!
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Oh, hello. Uh, first time
at Horrorland?
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Stay off the guillotine ride.
Sharp turns.
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No talking. You know the rules.
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Uh, sorry. Don't listen to her.
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She always likes
to stick her neck out where it doesn't belong.
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- Great.
- Good day.
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What are you doing?
You told me I could talk to strangers.
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That was a bit much.
I think it's great.
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Go ahead, kids. Have fun.
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You know, those effects
are really great.
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The Vampire Village. Cool!
I want to go to the House of Mirrors.
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Look. I want you two to have
a good time, but stay together.
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Luke, you listen
to your sister.
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Is that clear?
Yes, Dad.
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You're letting them go
off on their own? Of course. You worry too much.
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Well, maybe this'll be okay.
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It'll be fine.
Trust me.
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Now, your mother and I will
meet you right back here in one hour.
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- Okay.
- Understood?
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- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.
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What?
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Man, I didn't think we ever'd
get to have fun today. I know.
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Mommy!
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
It's just a ride.
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Wow. The rides
must be pretty scary.
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I hope the rides
aren't too scary.
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Ooh! Get out
while you still can!
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You scared him.
That wasn't very nice.
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You shouldn't be here!
It's not safe.
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Get out! Get out!
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Wait! What do you mean?
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Wow. They really
try to scare you in this place.
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Yeah.
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H-He... He was kidding,
wasn't he? Sure hope so.
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Well, that's what
this... wh-whole place is about, right?
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M-Making you
feel scared.
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Yeah.
Yeah, for once, you're right.
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Come on.
Let's go on a ride. Okay.
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This one's locked.
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Ah, welcome. Welcome
to the House of Mirrors.
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Please enter.
Come on. Come on.
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But reflect before you enter.
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No one may ever see you again.
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Come on.
Is it scary?
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Enter.
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Come on. Bet I can
get through it before you!
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Luke, wait up.
Luke, don't get too far ahead.
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Luke?
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Luke?
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Luke?
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Lizzy, try and find me!
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Ah, you're in here.
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Luke, where are you?
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- Luke?
- Lizzy, I'm lost.
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Luke, just stay there.
I'm coming.
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Lizzy?
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- Lizzy, I'm lost.
- Just calm down. I'm coming.
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- Just stay where you are.
- Lizzy, where are you?
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- Lizzy?
- Hello? Can anybody hear me?
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Lizzy?
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Hello?
Is anybody there?
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Is anybody there?
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What's happening?
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Where's my reflection?
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Did you hear that?
What?
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I thought I heard
a scream. Peggy, it's Horrorland.
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- What do you expect?
- I know.
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Can anybody hear me?
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Where is everyone?
I don't know, dear.
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Let's try over here.
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Hello?
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- Hi, there, folks.
- Ya look mighty thirsty.
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How would you like
a nice monster punch?
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Well, uh...
Ah, all righty then. Two monster punches.
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Two monster punches
comin' right up.
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Yeah.
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Somebody help me, please!
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Somebody please help me!
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Somebody please!
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Would you like anything
to eat with that?
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Um, no, I think we'll just...
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We'll s-stick
with the, uh... the punches, thanks.
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Please make it stop!
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Do you happen to know
where Zoo Gardens is? Never heard of it.
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- Can you tell me where the phones are?
- Phones?
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Ain't no phones in Horrorland.
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Somebody help me!
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- Honey, let's find the kids.
I want to get out of here. - Kids? You got kids?
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Somebody please help me!
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- Wha... Where are they? Huh?
- They, uh, just went off on the rides.
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- Really.
- Why? Is there something wrong?
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Well, n-no.
It's just that parents...
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don't usually let
their kids go runnin' around Horrorland.
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Make it stop!
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I'm sure they'll be just fine.
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Please!
Somebody help me, please!
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Let's go.
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- Don't touch me.
- Did you enjoy the House of Mirrors?
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- It's one of our most
popular rides. - Have you seen my brother?
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- He went inside before me, and I can't find him anywhere.
- - That was the best!
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Luke, you're okay?
Of course I'm okay.
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Let's go on it again!
I pass.
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This place is awesome!
Let's go on another ride. Are you crazy?
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They tried to crush me.
That makes it too scary. One more ride?
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I don't want to.
Oh, come on, Lizzy.
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Or I'll tell Alan Markowitz
you think he's cute. Go ahead.
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And that you wrote
"Mrs. Lizzy Markowitz" 200 times on the inside of your notebook.
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You better not.
One more ride?
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Fine.
The coffin ride sounds cool.
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I don't know.
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I'm not ready
to get into a coffin.
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Aw, come on! Maybe it ends
with a big drop into a waterfall or something. Let's go!
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Come on, Lizzy.
Hurry up!
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Where are they?
They should have been here 10 minutes ago.
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Just relax.
They'll be here any minute.
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- This is the best ride.
- We've seen enough.
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Step this way.
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Honey,
come here. What?
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A family just went in there,
and they didn't look too happy.
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So?
I mean, it...
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it was almost like
they were prisoners.
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I'll check it out.
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Honey, I think you're getting
a little paranoid.
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Maybe. I just
wanna find our kids and get out of here.
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Okay, okay.
Just-Just take it easy.
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- This is really cool!
- I don't like it.
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Arr. Here we go.
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Y-Y-Yo! Ah.
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Lay back and enjoy the ride.
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It may be your last.
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Bye-bye.
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This is kind of relaxing.
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It's boring, if you ask me.
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Hey, open up.
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Hey, open up!
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Okay. Calm down, Lizzy.
It's just a ride.
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The lid'll be open soon.
It'll all be over.
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How you doing, Liz?
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Deep breaths.
One, two...
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Get me out of here!
201
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Open up!
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- How are you doing?
- Get me out of here!
203
00:17:11,194 --> 00:17:14,463
Oh, Lizzy, it's just a ride.
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No spider.
205
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Thank you for taking
Coffin Cruises. Step to the left, please.
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That was really gross.
No kidding. Why'd you let me go on that thing?
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Let's get outta here!
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My legs are still itching.
I wonder how they did that spider effect.
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I don't care. I just wish
I was in Zoo Gardens watching sheep.
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Come on.
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Yeah, it's this way.
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There's no one around.
Are you sure this is the right way?
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Who's there?
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Who's there?
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This doesn't look right.
Come on. It's gotta be around this way.
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I feel like someone's
watching us.
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Come on.
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Dad!
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It's all right.
It's all right.
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Listen, kids, we're leaving.
There's something not quite right about this place.
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I know. It's like this place
is for real or something. Talk about this in the car.
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I just want us out of here
right now. All right. Let's go.
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You go that way,
and we'll follow them.
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Luke. Luke, come on.
Let's stay together.
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Is this the way we came in?
It looks like it.
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It's gotta be. I can see
the parking lot from here.
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We're
locked in. Oh.
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Guys, look at this:
"No exit"?
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"No one leaves
Horrorland alive"?
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"No one leaves
Horrorland alive."
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- What is that, some...
some kind of joke? - It's gotta be a joke.
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- We should find the manager.
- They have to let us out of here, right?
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Of course they do.
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- That's not gonna do any good.
- Go find the manager. Come on.
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If you ask me,
there's a lawsuit here!
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- I-I wanna go home.
- Hello!
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We should have gone
to Zoo Gardens.
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00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:30,025
Hello, is anybody working here?
There's gotta be someone around.
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- Leaving so soon?
- Oh!
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You haven't gone
on all the rides!
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- We want you to stay.
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