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Viewer, beware.
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You're in for a scare.
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Goosebumps.
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Oh, finally.
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You're in trouble.
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What for?
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Mom told you
to quit ordering junk
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out of that magazine.
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Yeah? Well, it's my money.
I can do what I want with it.
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That's not what Mom says.
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I'm sick and tired
of Mom and everyone else
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telling me what to do
all the time.
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Just once I want
to do things my own way.
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Mom, Seth bought
some more junk.
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"Possess Ultimate Control."
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Cool.
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Hey, than...
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We interrupt this program
to bring you
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this important message
from Armchair Electronics.
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Hello.
I'm Tony Valter
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the president
of Armchair Electronics.
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Congratulations
on your purchase
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of the Verona XG-20
Universal Remote Control.
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For your own safety,
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please follow all instructions
and warnings carefully.
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And now back to our
regularly scheduled program.
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I mean, contestants.
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Suiting up for the blue
we've got Kyle and Mandy.
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Turn it down!
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I was here first.
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Go practice in your room
or something.
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I don't have to.
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How am I supposed
to watch T.V.
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with you tapping
your brains out?
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How am I supposed to practice
with the T.V. so loud?
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Turn it down, Seth!
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Seth, let Jamie practice.
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'Cause someone's gonna be
covered in slime
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right after this.
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Jamie?
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Jamie?
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Bugsy?
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I don't believe it.
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Jamie?
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No way.
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Always be sure to keep the Verona XG-20
Universal Remote Control
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away from children.
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It's not a toy.
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Jamie?
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Jamie?
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Snap out of it, Jamie.
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What's going on?
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Jamie?
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Jamie!
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That's better.
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Ah-ha.
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Oh, cool.
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Now a little tint.
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Maybe a little less.
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This is amazing.
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Cool.
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All right.
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Hmm, let's see. Rewind.
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Fast forward.
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Cool.
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Whoa!
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Cool eject.
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Seth, can you get that?
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Hello?
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The XG-20 Universal
Remote Control.
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Can be used in a variety
of situations.
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But, remember, like any other thing...
Who is this?
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It should be used properly
and only in moderation.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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I swear, I'm not lying.
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It's the coolest thing
you've ever seen.
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Seth, you got to
stop talking like this.
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I can't hang out
with somebody who thinks
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that they can
control the world,
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with a T.V. remote.
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Hey, you want some of this, huh?
No.
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See that?
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Yeah.
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Richard Homan picked on me
everyday last year, right?
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He'll never change.
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Wanna bet?
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Hey, want it back, huh? Huh?
Come on, give it back.
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Hey, what's the matter, Homan?
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You tired of buggin' me?
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Hey, buzz off, Gold.
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Before you get between
his face and my fist. Eh?
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Ooh.
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What do you think
you're gonna do with that?
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What am I gonna do, huh?
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Check this out.
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Ooh, I'm sorry.
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You didn't answer that
in the form of a question.
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Mothers who suck their thumbs,
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and the children who love them.
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That's up next on today's show.
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Ooh! Hello, friends.
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Didn't see you come in.
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Can you say Homan is a bully?
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Homan is a bully.
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I knew that you could.
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Uh, I don't feel so well.
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Whoa! I'm out of here.
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So, what do you think?
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There are several
dos and don'ts
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when it comes to using the
XG-20 Universal Remote Control.
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Let's review.
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"Do use
the XG-20 Remote Control
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"to its full potential.
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"Do use it for good.
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"Don't misuse its powers.
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Don't let it control you."
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All right. Put your
English assignments away.
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You can finish them
as homework.
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Take out a pencil.
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We are going to have
a pop quiz.
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Oh, man. I didn't study.
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So what? Neither did I.
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You got to
start thinking bigger, Kev.
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Studying is
a thing of the past.
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Huh?
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This isn't funny, Seth.
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It was funny with Homan,
but this is bad, Seth.
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Here it is.
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This test'll be a breeze, Kev.
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We shouldn't do this.
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Answers.
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That's cheating.
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So what?
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It's not like we're
gonna get caught.
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What's happening to you, Seth?
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Please be quiet. I'm, uh,
trying to take a test.
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I feel an "A-plus" coming on,
don't you?
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"Caution.
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"Continual misuse of the Verona
XG-20 Universal Remote Control
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"will void the warranty
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and the consequences
can be severe."
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Yeah, right.
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Well, we've got a great deal...
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Deadly duo, Smashing Sam
and Jumping Joe!
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Knock it off, Jamie.
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It's the bomb week.
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Hey, put that down.
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I want to watch something else.
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Jamie, put it down.
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Are you crazy?
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You broke it, Jamie.
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Mom, Seth's hogging again.
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Seth, give your sister
the remote.
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Seth, you heard your mother.
Give your sister the remote.
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Look, guys, I'm sorry,
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but sometimes,
you just drive me nuts.
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Now I hope during
this brief time-out
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you'll chill a little bit.
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Look.
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Oh, man! I knew something
like this was gonna happen.
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I'm pressing
the play button but, nothing.
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Must've broken
when it hit the floor.
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We got to fix this.
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Maybe we can take it
to a repair shop.
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Kev, this isn't just
some ordinary remote.
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Let's call the place
that you got it from
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and ask them what to do.
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Good idea.
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Here it is,
Armchair Electronics.
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No one's answering.
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How could a business
not answer the phone?
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Have you got their address?
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No, it doesn't say.
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Hello?
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If you have any questions
regarding our products
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it's him... Please don't hesitate
to call our answer line.
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Hello?
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Or if you prefer,
you may visit our showroom
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at 26040 North Sandburg Place.
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Well, this is it.
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This can't be right.
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"Armchair Electronics."
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I can't stand this anymore.
I got to do something.
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What are you gonna do?
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Whatever it takes.
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But you don't know anything
about fixing stuff.
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I don't care.
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I can't just leave them there.
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Gives me the creeps.
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What if you make it worse?
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Trust me,
how could I make it worse?
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Hello.
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Tony?
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Never attempt to service
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the Verona XG-20
Universal Remote Control.
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Opening the back of the device
is dangerous.
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Please consult
an authorized dealer.
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No, don't hang up.
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We tried an authorized dealer
but... hello?
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Hello?
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He hung up again.
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I got to fix this thing.
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This isn't a good idea, Seth.
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Shh!
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Ah, this must be
what's rattling.
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Looks like it fits in here.
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What was that?
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I don't know.
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Maybe we fixed it.
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Here we go.
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Oh, no.
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Maybe the batteries are low.
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Try shaking it.
That always works on our remote.
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Well, I'm waiting
for an apology.
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mom.
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Sorry, Jamie.
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Don't even think about it.
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Oh, my gosh, look at the time.
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I'm starving.
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Have we had dinner yet?
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Good to hear
your voice again, Dad.
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Let's go.
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It worked.
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Man, that was close.
Could we get rid of this thing now?
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But I fixed it.
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Seth.
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All right.
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Put it right in the bottom.
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There.
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What time do they
pick up the trash?
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Not soon enough for me.
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Yeah. See you tomorrow.
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See you.
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What am I, crazy?
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Come to papa.
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Oh! Hi, Kev.
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I thought we threw
that thing away last night.
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We did.
Then what are you doing with it?
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Well, I... I tried to
get rid of it
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but it kept on magically
appearing in my room.
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You're lying, Seth.
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And not very well.
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So what if I am?
Leave me alone.
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Seth, you've got to
get rid of that thing.
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It's changed you.
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You're right it's changed me.
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I'm not a wimp any more.
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But it's dangerous.
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You almost turned your family
into a permanent still life.
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I know why you're mad.
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'Cause you didn't get
to the garbage can first.
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Maybe you did.
But you weren't quick enough.
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Seth, you're being a jerk.
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Now give me the remote.
No.
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Give it to me.
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You can't have it.
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Seth...
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Try that again
and you'll really be sorry,
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friend.
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You've misused your gift,
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even after repeated warnings.
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This is your last chance.
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Remember, the consequences
are severe.
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Quit buggin' me.
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Give me the remote.
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No!
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Give me the remote, Seth.
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Back off.
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Kevin, back off.
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Give it to me!
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Back off, Kevin.
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Seth, don't do it!
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello!
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Oh, no.
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"Battery low."
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We hope you enjoy your new
Verona XG-20 Universal Remote Control.
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If treated with proper care,
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it will bring you
a lifetime of enjoyment.
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No, Tony, wait!
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All I need are some batteries!
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