All language subtitles for Goosebumps s02e04.eng

Goosebumps.

Viewer beware.

You're in for a scare.

Be safe.
Bye.

Come on, Foz.
Pick a card. Any card.

Oh, come on, Tim.
That trick is so old.

Come on. Just pick a card.
I need you to pick a card.

What you need is some
new tricks, like Amazo.

Yeah. But they're so expensive.

If you had some of
his tricks, you could be The Great Timothini.

Hey, Mr. Malik.
Hey, what's new, Magoo?

This stuff by Amazo...
it's so cool.

Yeah. He was just in here
himself this morning.

Ah, man!

Hey, what's this do?
Hey, get in. I'll show you.

I saw Amazo do it
on TV last week.

H-Hey!
Don't touch that, okay?

You can't just walk up
to an illusion and start playing around.

- You gotta practice.
- Well, I was just gonna show Foz.

I've got something to show you.
Come on over here.

- Hey, is that a...
- Guillotine.

That's right
Ooh. You see,

about 200 years ago in France,
this was the equivalent to the electric chair.

See, they would take
your head... head...

put your head in here
like so, and then...

Yeah. Now, what do you
think of that? Care for a banana?

Cool!
Tell you what. You can help me.

Here's what we're gonna do.

Now, I just can't quite
reach with my hand,

so if you could just move
that lever over there, that'll lock the blade in place.

- No, not that one!

Oh! My arm!
Mr. Malik... Mr. Malik, I'm so sorry!

I didn't mean to!
I just pushed the lever like you told me to!

Hurry! Hurry!

I didn't...
What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do?

What am I gonna do?

This hand is still attached.

How do you like that?
Good trick?

Wow!
It's the best. How much is it?

- 250.
- Two-fifty? Really?

250, brainzo.

I'll never be able
to afford any good tricks.

Well, there's something
maybe you can afford right behind the ear.

Two free tickets.

To Amazo's
performance tonight. Thanks!

My pleasure.
You enjoy yourself, boys.

Not me. It doesn't
start till 10:00.

On a school night?
My mom would never let me go! Neither will yours.

This is
a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Amazo is the greatest
magician alive.

You'll have to be
the greatest magician alive to get out of the house.

Where are you going?

- I'm going out to the garage
to practice a new trick. - Oh, really?

Okay, okay.

I'm going
to the Midnight Mansion to see Amazo.

I'm gonna tell!
No, Ginny, please!

All right, I won't.

If...

you take me with you.

No way!
Besides, you hate magic.

Whatever.
Mom!

Shh!

This Amazo guy better be good.

- You better be good.
- Ladies and gentlemen,

the Midnight Mansion
is proud to present live on our stage...

the prince of prestidigitation,
the master of magic,

the wizard of wonder, Amazo!

This is so great.

Maybe he'll pick me
to be a volunteer!

Did you see that?
Did you see that? Yeah!

Thank you, and good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.

- What's the matter, buddy?
Having a bad "hare" day?

That's the one thing
they don't teach you in magician school...

Rabbits have no sense of humor.

I love you when you're angry.

Now, then, ladies and gentlemen,
I need a volunteer...

someone from our audience.

Ah. Perhaps you, son.
Would you like to come up?

He picked me!
I'm going up! I'm going up!

Let's give him
a big hand, everyone.

I need someone small enough
to fit into this box.

And you look just about
the right size.

But we better check
just to be sure.

Mm-hmm. 'Kay.

Huh.

Oh, I've got some bad news
for you, I'm afraid.

You're an inch too tall.

But wait. Maybe...

this will do the trick.

- Now, what is your name?
- Tim.

Tim. Tim, I have to be
honest with you. It's a brand-new trick.

I haven't quite
perfected it yet. It doesn't always work.

But you look like
a bit of a risk-taker. Hop inside.

You see, it's easy enough
to make someone disappear, but they don't always come back.

Oh, by the way, if you meet
a redheaded boy with a Hawaiian shirt,

tell him he got an "A"
in science class, and his cat had kittens.

-

- Bye-bye.
- Here we go. One,

two, three,

four...

When I open the trunk,
Tim will be no more!

Cool.

So far, so good.

Uh-oh.

Hello?

Anybody?

Help!

Anyone there?

- Well, thank you.
- That's our show for tonight.

Yeah. So much for seeing it.

Hey, kid.

The exit's down that way.

Uh, Mr. Amazo?

It's me... Tim.
From the disappearing act?

Um, hello?

Beat it, kid.

Mr. Amazo?
Well, um...

I-I thought that you...
that you might want to know...

they left me locked up
in that room for the whole... What do I care?

You know how many kids
would give their right arm to be in my show?

Now get out of here,
you little brat. Uh...

Are you calling me a...
a brat?

What's the matter?
Are you deaf or just stupid? Beat it.

Amazo's magic kit.

Close the door on your way out.

- Where have you been?
- Shh! Ginny!

You were leaving without me?
I'm telling Mom!

Look, I'm sorry.
Amazo, that jerk, kept me locked up in a room.

I can't believe it.
My idol's nothing but a creep.

What's that?
It's Amazo's magic bag.

You stole it?

Yeah. I took it
from his dressing room.

We'll see how amazing
he is without it.

I want to see!
No! No! We gotta go!

I want to see it now!

No! I'll let you see it
tomorrow... first thing. I promise.

Let's go.

What was that?

He booby-trapped it.

I think it's
a computer chip or something.

Hey, be careful.

Where are the instructions?

There are no instructions.
This isn't a toy, you know?

This is Amazo's private kit.

It doesn't need instructions.

It's... It's fake.

But look at it though.
It's so real.

This stuff is the best.

What's this?

Ah. You stand behind it.

Magicians use it
to make things disappear.

- Neat.
- Leave it alone though.

Ginny, I said leave it alone.

You don't know
what you're doing.

Ginny!

Ginny?

Oh... Oh, no.

Oh, no.

I've turned my sister
into a rabbit!

Ginny? Ginny?

If it's you, give me a sign.

You want a sign? Go to
the corner. It says "stop."

Oh!

What are you
looking around for?

There's nobody here
but you and me.

But-But...
"But, but, but."

What are you, a motorboat?
Talk to me man to man.

But you're a rabbit.
And you're a kid.

It's a figure of speech!

Besides, I am only
a rabbit on the outside.

Inside, I am El Sydney,
wizard extraordinaire. You know my act.

- If you're Sydney, then...
- El Sydney.

If you're El Sydney,

then where's my sister?

Where's Ginny?
Hey! Watch the foot.

She's gone, disappeared.
You can blame Amazo.

He has all these evil tricks.
You should have left his stuff alone.

Oh, man. I knew
I never should have taken that magic case.

I have to get my sister back.
If I don't, my parents will kill me.

"Me, me, me."
What about me?

You know how long
I've been a rabbit? The humiliation I've endured?

I met Amazo when I was
just a young boy starting out in the world of magic.

He was my hero.
Mine too!

That severed head routine
with the guillotine... A terrific gag.

- It should be. I invented it.
- Really? So what happened?

I got to meet him backstage
one time, and he encouraged me.

Before you know it,
I was on my way to being a star. Then one night I run into Amazo.

I had this magic wand
I wanted to show him... hundreds of years old.

It was real magic,
not some tricked-up prop.

Amazo went nuts.

He stole the wand.
In fact, he stole my entire act.

And if that wasn't enough,
he turned me into a "wabbit." And now he uses me in his show.

But what about my sister?

Yeah, I can get her back.
But I need your help.

I'm not too handy these days.

Well, what do I have to do?
There's only one thing to do.

We have to steal back
my magic wand.

Hey, don't get nervous, kid.

You're making me twitch.

Shh! Amazo catches you,
you'll spend your whole magic career...

as Timothy, the dancing chicken.

Come on!
He keeps the wand with his props on stage.

Hey, kid, get the light.
It's behind the curtain.

Stop fooling around
with this stuff. We got work to do.

- Whoa!
- Close your mouth, kid. You're catching flies.

We gotta find the magic wand
before Amazo comes back to rehearse.

Sorry.
What's it look like?

Duh! How about black,
about two feet long with white tips?

- Try the cupboard.
- You're awfully grouchy.

I'm under a lot of stress!

And I have fleas.

Well, that's just wonderful.

Which one's the right one?
Pretend you are a magician.

Better yet, abracadabra!
You're a magician.

Now, say the magic words.

Abra... cadabra!

- Cool.
- Wrong. Wrong wand.

Try the next one.

Ala... kazam!

Oh, boy. Here we go.
Yikes!

- Rigatoni!
- It's about time!

Hey, this one
didn't do anything. It's busted.

I'll show you what it can do.
Put me in the coffin.

Hey, wait a minute.
You said you'd bring my sister back first.

Hurry. Bring me back, and I
can bring back your kid sister.

We had a deal.
What about our deal?

- All right, all right.
Stop wasting time. - Yeah.

Go get that drape.

All right.
Hold it up.

Wave that magic wand
for all it's worth.

Say the magic words,
and... poof... you get your sister back.

What magic words?
Do I have to do everything?

You want to be a magician,
or what?

Okay. Alakazam,
alakazar.

Ginny, come back from
wherever you are!

Please!

I'm telling Mom!

But, Ginny, wait!

I didn't do anything!

Bet you're glad she's back.
Now, come on.

- Pick me up.
We don't have much time. - But she...

Forget about her
telling your parents.

With your talent,
I could use you in the act.

Really?
Of course!

Kiddo, the way you did
that "alakazam"... you're a natural.

Really? You mean it?
On stage in your act?

Nightly. And two shows
on Saturday.

But, quick,
before Amazo shows up. Into the coffin.

Hey! Watch it!
That's my lucky foot.

Sorry.
You all right? It's all right.

Alakazam, alakazar.

This could get to be a habit.

Free El Sydney from
the skin of a rabbit.

Who's there?

Hey, it's you... the kid
from the disappearing act last night.

What happened to you?
Where did you go?

Well, I waited,
and then you told me to beat it, remember?

I did?
I never said that.

Ah! You found
my magic kit. Great.

Well, uh... I tried
a few of your tricks. I-I hope you don't mind.

Oh, that's fine, as long as...
Hey, where's the rabbit? You didn't let him out, did you?

He's very dangerous,
very tricky.

He used to be an evil magician,
but I changed him into a rabbit for everyone's good.

He said you were the evil one.

Yeah, he would say that.

- You talked to him?

Honey,

I'm home!

Looking for... this?

You know what it's like
having to eat nothing but lettuce and carrots?

No dressing, nothing!
Just lettuce and carrots!

You know what it's like
calling a hat your home?

You know what it's like
having your ears tugged and twisted?

All right. I'm bitter.
I was a bitter bunny! But no longer.

You think you could trap...

the great El Sydney
in the body of a rabbit forever?

Forget it.
You're not good enough. You never were!

Now...

it's my turn.

Behold! Amazo, El Rabbito!

Uh, Mr. Sydney,

I think I have
a dentist's appointment or something. So I'm just...

What do you mean?
Aren't we having fun yet?

The Great Timothini
is far too valuable to lose.

Besides, we had a deal,
remember?

I need you in my act.

Really?
Absolutely.

Isn't that what you wanted?

Well, yeah.

Then... hold on.

Midnight
Mansion is proud to present,

for a return engagement,
El Sydney!

Ordinarily...

I only use uno "rabbito,"

but this trick doesn't
always work so well.

I guess I'm a little rusty.

Rusty blade. Get it?

Now, ladies, and gentlemen,
I need a volunteer from the audience,

someone who's not afraid
to "split hares."

- Don't worry, Tim.
- I'll think of something.

I'll get us out of this.

What? And quit show business?

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