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Previously on Good luck Charlie...
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The Duncans are going to Hawaii!
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What?!
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- I'm Teddy.
- Aloha, Teddy. I'm kai.
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We missed you yesterday
at the time share presentation.
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If you don't attend the one today,
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We'll be forced to charge you
for your entire trip.
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What are you doing?
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Putting a curse on you.
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Swimming and jellyfish.
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Things keep happening.
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Please, God, if you let
me live through this,
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I promise I'll do something good.
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Charlie?
Charlie?
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Charlie?
Here, girl.
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Come out, come out wherever you are,
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Before Teddy starts to cry.
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- Hey, honey.
- Oh, dad.
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- What's up?
- Oh, nothing.
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Just a quick plant inspection.
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Yep, ficus.
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Teddy, you okay?
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I'm fine.
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So have you seen anyone around
the hotel from the family,
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You know, kid-wise?
You've already seen me,
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So I guess it'd have to
be one of the others like P.J.
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Or Gabe or Charlie.
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Did you hit your head again?
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Did you hit yours?
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What's with all the questions?
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Hold on, hold on.
Here you go, sweetie.
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- You need to wear one of these.
- Why?
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Because we don't want you to get lost.
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Let's go. Okay, come on,
let's go this way.
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad jokes ♪
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♪ "has anybodyseen my left shoe?" ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Come on, P.J.
I need your list of fears.
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Don't rush me.
That reminds me,
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Number 27, "being...
how do you spell "rushed"?
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Gimme that.
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"things P.J.'s afraid of...
clowns, heights, falling,"
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Spiders, unicorns,
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"Trolls, ogres."
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Okay, how about we start
actually exist? T.
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Good idea.
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Where you gonna find an ogre in Hawaii?
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Okay, item number one.
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You ready?Yeah, I think so.
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Hiya, P.J.
How you doing?
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Fine.
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Don't be afraid.
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Allow me to introduce myself.
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I'm not scary the clown.
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You look a little sweaty.
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Try my handkerchief.
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Yeah.
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Make it stop.
Make it stop!
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This is gonna take a while.
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Thank you anyway.
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Whoa, honey!
What happened?
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Remember that curse
I was telling you about?
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- That's what happened.
- What are you talking about?
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Come here. I'll tell you
what I'm talking about.
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Okay, I was on the putting
green with Charlie.
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When I stepped on sacred
ground and got cursed.
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Then I danced on sacred ground.
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And got the rest of the family cursed.
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Still not hearing about the giant neck.
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Okay, then I decided
to go for a relaxing swim.
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With jellyfish.
To cover the welts, I put on a lei,
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Only to discover that I'm
allergic to the plumeria flower.
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That's how I got a giant neck.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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All of this is because of a curse?
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Yes, all of it.
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Me getting stuck in the elevator,
Teddy getting knocked out,
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The boys almost crashing
in a helicopter accident.
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You buying that shirt.
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What?
You don't like this?
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I lost the receipt.
I can't take it back.
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The curse!
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Honey, come on.
There is no such thing as a curse.
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Everything that has happened
is just a coincidence.
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All right, you know what you need?
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A size 43 turtleneck?
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Honey, what you need is a nice relaxing day.
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At the spa.
Go pamper yourself.
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Get a massage.
Get a steam.
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Just get all this curse
stuff put out of your head.
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Okay, maybe you're right.
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I'm overreacting.
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Of course you are.
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Bob, honey, be honest with me.
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How bad do I look?
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Every time I look at you.
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All I see is my beautiful wife.
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Aw. That's nice.
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Okay, I saw this on tv.
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If you can walk across these coals,
you won't be afraid of anything.
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I don't know.
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Come on, you can do it.
It's all about mind control.
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Now take a moment to empty
your mind completely.
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Done.
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- Already?
- Let me check.
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Yeah, done.
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Okay, come on.
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Take a deep breath and focus.
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I'm just gonna go find the guy...
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Whoo!
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I did it.
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P.J.,
the coals weren't lit.
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Lit?
Like fire lit?
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Yeah, you're supposed
to walk across hot coals.
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But that would hurt.
And you know I suffer from s.F.S.
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- S.F.S.?
- Sensitive foot syndrome.
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It's real, Gabe.
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Why do you think I never played hopscotch?
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Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen...
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Oh!
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Mom?
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What happened?
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Full body massage.
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Turns out the massage oil
had plumeria in it.
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Doctor says I'm gonna be fine.
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Is it bad?
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No no, you've never looked more...
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- What? - That's it.
Just more.
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Listen, mom, there's something
that I need to tell you.
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- It's about Charlie.
- Yeah?
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She's...
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Doing the hula.
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Oh, that's adorable.
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That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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Hi, Charlie.
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Welcome to the opportunity of a lifetime.
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A chance to own a timeshare of paradise.
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Before we begin,
Mr. Duncan,
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Quick question.
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I lost the receipt.
I can't take it back.
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It's not about your shirt.
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Is Mrs. Duncan
on her way?
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Man, I hope not.
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If both spouses aren't at the presentation,
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We're going to have to charge
you for your entire trip.
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Okay, then I will be right
back with my lovely wife.
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Or somebody else.
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Quick favor.
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I need you to pretend to be mom.
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Dad, really bad time to get super weird.
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I just found out that my wife has.
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To be at the timeshare presentation.
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Obviously, I can't
take mom. Please.
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This is an emergency.
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All right, fine, just give me a minute.
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- Hey.
- Oh.
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Ready for our date?
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Actually, I have one more slight delay.
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I have to help my dad with something.
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Teddy, I'm starting to think you
don't wanna hang out with me.
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No no no.
No, I totally do.
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It's not gonna take long.
I'll just meet you on the beach in an hour?
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- I'll be there.
- Great.
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- Really gotta go.
- Don't rush me. I'm coming.
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Wow, you are gonna be great as your mom.
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Hey, what are we doing up here?
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You're gonna overcome your fear of heights.
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By jumping off this cliff
into the water below.
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Whoa!
Are you crazy?
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People do it all the time.
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Yeah, but those people are professionals.
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There's nothing to be afraid of.
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He's right, P.J.It's gonna be okay.
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Just jump.
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Stop! Are you crazy?Do you
wanna getyourself killed?
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P.J., empty your mind.
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Quiet. I thinkhe can hear us.
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Come on, you can do it.
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I don't think so, Gabe.
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Maybe I should start
with something smaller?
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P.J.
P.J.
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Yeah.
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What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be down there.
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Luckily there was a little ledge, see?
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And some steps, see?
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So you jumped four feet?
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And what a rush!
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Yeah!
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Before we begin, let's get
to know each other a little.
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Why don't we start with the Duncans?
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- Of course. - Why don't you stand
up and introduce yourselves?
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- Bob.
- Ted... Amy.
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Tedamy.
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Tedamy?
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That's an interesting name.
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Yeah, well, my parents
were really messed up.
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So, Bob and tedamy,
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How'd this happen?
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Uh...
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He was my exterminator.
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And he came over to my apartment.
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With that giant tank of poison on his back.
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And I just knew that bobby-boo
was the one for me.
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Just so you know, I don't
wear the tank on my back.
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No one cares about the details.
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- I care.
- Do we have to do this here?
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Let's meet someone else,
shall we? You guys.
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Man, it feels good to conquer your fears.
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P.J., you didn't
conquer anything.
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You ran from a clown,
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Walked across slightly warm coals.
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And jumped down four feet onto a ledge.
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Which I did not know would be there.
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P.J., I made a promise that
I would do something good.
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And do you know who I made that promise to?
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The guy upstairs.
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Bill from Seattle?
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He seems like a nice guy, but
what does he care about...
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More upstairs.
I promised God, P.J.
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We gotta keep trying.
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Fine.
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Well, I have a fear of bedspreads.
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Oh, look, I overcame it.
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Actually, that's a quilt.
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Ooh, this is a quilt?
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Fine. If you won't
do it for yourself,
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Or me, do it for Charlie.
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She looks up to you.
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She does?
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Did you see that?
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Fine. I'll give it
one more shot.
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Turns out there's plumeria in the shampoo.
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Be honest, is it bad?
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No no, you look fine, mom.
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Oh, that's good.
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Remember, it's not about spending money.
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It's about spendingyour vacation in paradise.
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I really need to use the restroom.
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We have a break coming up in 90 minutes.
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I'm gonna make this simple.
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I am going to pee now.
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00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:34,760
Is it going to be
in a: That plant?
261
00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:37,430
B: That trashcan?
262
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,630
Or c: The bathroom
in the hallway?
263
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:41,630
Please go with c.
264
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:45,500
Fine.
You may leave.
265
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:49,440
Now let's talk about payment plans.
266
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:51,610
- Excuse me.
- Yes, tedamy.
267
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,550
How much longer are we gonna be here?
268
00:14:54,580 --> 00:14:56,480
Only five and a half more hours.
269
00:14:56,520 --> 00:15:00,390
But I have a date with a really cute boy.
270
00:15:00,420 --> 00:15:02,750
I thought you were married.
271
00:15:02,790 --> 00:15:06,460
Well, I'm married, not dead.
272
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,730
Is there any way that I can leave sooner?
273
00:15:11,760 --> 00:15:14,430
Sure, sign that paper.
274
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,400
And you are free to go right now.
275
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:18,400
Great.
Okay.
276
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:21,670
Aloha.
277
00:15:21,710 --> 00:15:25,680
All right, the ball is
now officially rolling.
278
00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:35,790
All I did was go to the bathroom.
279
00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:38,490
We have sold our first timeshare unit.
280
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,660
Congratulations, Bob and tedamy Duncan.
281
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,530
Should have picked the plant.
282
00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,800
What did you say this was called again?
283
00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,540
Parasailing.
You're gonna go up in the air.
284
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:58,370
- And get a gentle peaceful...
- Up in the air?
285
00:15:58,410 --> 00:15:59,710
You didn't say anything
about up in the air.
286
00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:02,350
What did you think the parachute was for?
287
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,780
Parachute? I thought this
was a very colorful cape.
288
00:16:06,380 --> 00:16:07,750
How do I get out of this thing?
289
00:16:07,790 --> 00:16:09,590
Fine fine fine fine.
290
00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,690
If you don't wanna do it, just signal
the guy on the boat like this.
291
00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,730
Hey, boat guy!
Hey, boat guy!
292
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,500
That was the go signal, wasn't it?
293
00:16:19,530 --> 00:16:21,570
Yep, you might wanna start running.
294
00:16:28,380 --> 00:16:30,510
I'm kind of glad we weren't
able to get together until now.
295
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,550
Because this could not be more perfect.
296
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:34,620
I know.
It's beautiful.
297
00:16:47,630 --> 00:16:50,600
Kai, this is
my brother P.J.
298
00:16:50,630 --> 00:16:52,740
P.J., kai.
299
00:17:01,650 --> 00:17:04,680
Teddy, what did you do?
300
00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,720
I had a date on the one spot on the beach.
301
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,620
Where idiots fall out of the sky.
302
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,290
I'm talking about the timeshare.
303
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:14,520
We now own this room.
304
00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:17,430
All I did was sign a piece of paper.
305
00:17:17,460 --> 00:17:20,300
Which bought us a timeshare,
306
00:17:20,330 --> 00:17:21,660
Which we can't afford.
307
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,400
You are the worst wife I've ever had.
308
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:28,340
Well, I'm sorry.
Why don't you make P.J. Your wife?
309
00:17:28,370 --> 00:17:29,770
Because I'm sure he'd do a much better job.
310
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:33,780
Quiet down, people.
Quiet!
311
00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:38,480
Why are you wearing a mop?
312
00:17:38,510 --> 00:17:41,580
Because my hair's coming out in clumps.
Wanna see?
313
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:43,380
No no.
Mop's good.
314
00:17:43,420 --> 00:17:44,790
Mop it up.
315
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,390
Hey, kids, there's something
that I have to tell you.
316
00:17:49,430 --> 00:17:52,330
I know this is gonna sound
really crazy, but here goes.
317
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,400
We've been cursed.
318
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:56,700
- Cursed?
- Yes.
319
00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:59,600
By mano, a grumpy hawaiian man.
320
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:03,640
Who does not like it when you
do the robot on sacred ground.
321
00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:07,440
A curse?
Come on.
322
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:09,380
Think about it.
Everything bad.
323
00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:11,380
Started happening after I got us cursed.
324
00:18:11,410 --> 00:18:13,480
- Like the helicopter.
- And mom's fatness.
325
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:15,550
- Me getting knocked out.
- And mom's baldness.
326
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,390
- The timeshare.
- And mom's grotesqueness.
327
00:18:17,420 --> 00:18:20,360
Okay, got it.
328
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,360
Wait a second. Back up.
What's this about a timeshare?
329
00:18:22,390 --> 00:18:24,430
Go on and tell her,
bobby-boo.
330
00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:28,430
- She bought it, not me.
- You bought a timeshare?
331
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:30,530
Okay, the only reason
we were at that stupid thing.
332
00:18:30,570 --> 00:18:32,530
Was so dad wouldn't
have to pay for the room.
333
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:34,730
Whoa, but let's not forget about the curse.
334
00:18:34,770 --> 00:18:38,440
Okay, you not telling me about a timeshare
has nothing to do with a curse.
335
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,470
Or does it?
336
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:43,680
So that's it?
We're cursed forever?
337
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,510
No, we are not.
338
00:18:45,550 --> 00:18:48,580
I got us into this mess, and now
I'm gonna get us out of it.
339
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:51,420
I'm gonna find mano and have
him reverse the curse.
340
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,590
What?
341
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:57,560
I'll tell mano to reverse the curse.
342
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:01,590
Looks like you're going to the doctor again.
Plumeria tea.
343
00:19:01,630 --> 00:19:03,530
Oh, nuts.
344
00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:12,540
Hey, excuse me.
Are you mano?
345
00:19:12,580 --> 00:19:14,310
I am mano.
346
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:17,350
Yeah, listen, you put
this curse on my family.
347
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,480
And I was just wondering
if you could reverse it.
348
00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,320
Curse.
349
00:19:21,350 --> 00:19:23,750
- There is no curse.
- There isn't?
350
00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:27,290
I just say that to keep
the guests out of the plants.
351
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,330
I'm the gardener.
352
00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:32,460
But what about all the bad
stuff that's happened to us?
353
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,460
Just got lucky I guess.
354
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:37,600
My family thinks the curse is real.
355
00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:39,740
Tell them it's not.
356
00:19:39,770 --> 00:19:42,700
I could do that.
357
00:19:42,740 --> 00:19:45,410
Or we could have a little fun.
358
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:48,510
You say that with an evil look in your eye.
359
00:19:48,550 --> 00:19:51,580
That gives me pleasure.
360
00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:57,590
The curse removal ceremony now begins.
361
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:01,590
We are so lucky he does this.
362
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:04,460
You have no idea.
363
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:08,400
First, the family except
for the youngest male,
364
00:20:08,430 --> 00:20:10,630
Must circle the mother hopping.
365
00:20:10,670 --> 00:20:14,440
And chanting "big and gross.
Big and gross.
366
00:20:14,470 --> 00:20:17,440
She's the one that's
cursed the most."
367
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:23,380
What should I do?
368
00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:27,380
That's the best part.
You do the robot.
369
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:29,720
I do a good robot.
370
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,590
♪ big and gross, big and gross ♪
371
00:20:33,620 --> 00:20:35,720
♪ she's the one that's cursed the most ♪
372
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,390
♪ big and gross, big and gross ♪
373
00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,500
♪ she's the one
that's cursed the most... ♪.
374
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:42,730
Looking good, guys.
Making memories here.
375
00:20:42,770 --> 00:20:45,400
♪ she's the one
that's cursed the most... ♪.
376
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,770
How come Gabe doesn't have to do this?
377
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,510
I don't know. Seems awfully
chummy with that mano guy.
378
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,570
Guys, I think they're just messing with us.
379
00:20:51,610 --> 00:20:53,710
Mr. Duncan,
there you are.
380
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:57,410
We had a little accident
with your timeshare contract.
381
00:20:57,450 --> 00:20:58,850
And a tiki torch.
382
00:20:58,880 --> 00:21:01,820
So if you don't mind, we need to
get your wife's signature again.
383
00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:04,750
It's working.
Keep going!
384
00:21:04,790 --> 00:21:07,320
♪ big and gross, big and gross ♪
385
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:09,460
♪ she's the one
that's cursed the most. ♪.
386
00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:12,660
All right, all right, all right.
387
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,700
I wanna make a toast.
I wanna make a toast.
388
00:21:14,730 --> 00:21:16,700
To the love of my life,
389
00:21:16,740 --> 00:21:19,440
My very beautiful wife Amy.
390
00:21:19,470 --> 00:21:21,410
Happy anniversary.
391
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:24,510
Thank you for making me
the luckiest man on earth.
392
00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:27,780
- I love you.
- I love you too.
393
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:28,810
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
394
00:21:28,850 --> 00:21:32,380
Aw, isn't that sweet?
395
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:35,790
Mom and dad finally got to have
their romantic moment in Hawaii.
396
00:21:35,820 --> 00:21:37,820
As for me, not so much,
397
00:21:37,860 --> 00:21:40,830
But that's okay because family vacations.
398
00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:43,360
Are about spending time with family.
399
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,760
Teddy, wanna go for a walk?
400
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,830
Here, wrap this up.
401
00:21:47,870 --> 00:21:50,640
What am I supposed...
goodbye, Charlie.
402
00:21:50,670 --> 00:21:53,370
Good luck, Charlie.
403
00:21:53,410 --> 00:21:55,430
Whatever.
404
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:01,940
Hi, I'm P.J. Duncan.
405
00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:04,870
Tonight, we've had a lot of fun
with the subject of s. F.S...
406
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,580
Sensitive foot syndrome.
407
00:22:06,610 --> 00:22:09,610
But sensitive foot syndrome
is a serious problem.
408
00:22:09,650 --> 00:22:12,820
That affects almost a dozen
people across the globe.
409
00:22:12,850 --> 00:22:15,750
Come, walk with me.
410
00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:21,460
It is a particularly sensitive day.
411
00:22:21,490 --> 00:22:25,290
Now you see what me and almost eleven
other guys have to go through.
412
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,090
Hey. What're you doing?
413
00:22:27,090 --> 00:22:28,880
I'm inform people about S.F.S.
414
00:22:28,880 --> 00:22:31,460
P.J there's no such thing. It does exist.
415
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,730
Really?
416
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,470
We're gonna live!
417
00:22:34,670 --> 00:22:35,870
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