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Thanks for the ride home.
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I've never been on a motorcycle before.
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Were you scared?
You were holding on pretty tight.
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Yeah, but that wasn't because I was scared.
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Anyway, see you tomorrow
night at the movies?
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Yeah, for sure.
What time do you want me to pick you up?
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Pick me up?
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Um, you know what?
You don't have to do that.
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We can just...
we'll meet at the mall.
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That way you don't have to come here.
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- We'll just meet there.
- Well...
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At the mall.
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Okay, but maybe we could just,
like, go in and hang out
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- for a little while.
- No.
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Derek, no.
If we hang out now,
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what will we have to talk about tomorrow,
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at the mall?
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Well, maybe we could...
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Shh.
Save it for the mall.
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Okay, well, I'll see you later.
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All right, bye.
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- Who's the guy?
- What?!
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What guy?
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The guy you're trying
to hide from mom and dad.
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I'm not trying
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to hide anybody from anyone.
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Teddy, let's not play this game.
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We all know there's a guy.
We all know he has a motorcycle.
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And we all know I have photos.
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So what do I care?
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You care because I can't be trusted
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with information like this.
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Gabby Gabe they call me.
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Okay, just tell me what you want, gabby.
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I got into a little trouble at school.
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And now my teacher wants
to talk with my parents.
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So what does that have to do with me?
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Funny you should ask, Teddy.
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Or should I say "mom"?
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Oh, no no no no.
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It can totally work.
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Miss Monroe is old
and has terrible eyesight.
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No, that's crazy.
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I'm not gonna pretend to be mom.
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Here's an interesting photo.
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I believe they call this a wheelie.
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Well, isn't someone being
especially evil today?
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I got a good night's sleep.
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Okay, so even if I do agree,
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who are you gonna get to play dad?
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Hey, guys.
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P.J., I need you to be my
pretend dad at school.
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Sure.
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That's it.
You're just gonna do what he says?
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In the long run, it just saves time.
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♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running lateand dad jokes ♪
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♪ "has anybodyseen my left shoe?" ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,i survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ sure lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Thank you, honey.
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Hey hey hey hey!
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Didn't you forget something?
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I'm not gonna do it every time.
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Bob, do you think we should
get something for Charlie
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to play on, like a swing set or slide?
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She doesn't need any of that stuff.
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She's got all sorts of
things to do back here.
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Really?
Honey, look at her.
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Honey, she's using her imagination.
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In her mind, that stick, it's a sword.
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It's a magic wand.
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- What you got there, Charlie?
- A stick.
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Which you are pretending is a...
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Stick.
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P.J., there's something
we need to talk about.
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Oh no, I knew this was gonna happen.
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You wanna break up, right?
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Oh, no no no, I think things
are going really well.
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Me too.
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It's just that we've been seeing
each other for three weeks
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and we haven't even gone
out on our first date yet.
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Oh. Yeah, you're right.
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We've only been out with friends.
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Yeah, and I think you learn a lot
about a person on a first date.
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Like what?
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Like sometimes their name.
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Or if the relationship is meant to be.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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An awesome first date sets the
tone for the entire relationship.
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I saw it on a cover of a magazine.
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Just the cover?
Did you read the article?
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No, I'm not a big reader.
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We are so right for each other.
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Unh-unh-unh. How do I know until
we've had our first date?
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Okay, all right, well, where do you
wanna go on our awesome first date?
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What date?
No one's asked me out yet.
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- Hint hint.
- Right.
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Right, okay.
Well, Skyler, would you like to...
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Oops, I think my earring just fell out.
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- Uh-oh.
- Do you see it?
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No. Wait.
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Wait. Oh, yeah,
here it is.
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Got it.
Where was I?
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Oh, yeah.
Skyler, would you...
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- P.J., what are you doing?!
- Dad, I was...
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I was about to ask Skyler
a very important question.
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You're 17 years old.
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You work at kwikki chikki.
You wanna ruin your life forever?
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I was just gonna ask her out on a date.
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Oh.
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Have fun.
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Li'l tots forts o' fun...
Charlie is gonna love this.
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Now let's rip this baby
open and slap her together.
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Whoa whoa whoa.
Slow down. Slow down.
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Before we do any ripping and slapping,
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we're gonna read the directions.
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Bob, that always takes forever.
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Honey, the directions are the
difference between a fort and firewood.
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We don't need directions.
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All we have to do is look at the
picture on the box and make that.
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Just look at the picture and make that.
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Well, that explains your cooking.
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I'm gonna go get some reading glasses.
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Do not touch anything
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until I get back.
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I won't.
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Take your time.
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Stop! Whoa whoa whoa, stop stop!
What are you doing?
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I'm making these two pieces fit.
I almost got it.
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No no, no more kicking.
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We have to read the directions.
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We don't have to read the
directions to know that this piece
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fits into this piece pretty much.
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- Gimme this.
- No, would you just let me do this.
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Gimme this.
You don't know what you're doing,
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and somebody might get hurt.
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Are you okay?
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Because I'm seeing three of you right now
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and I don't even wanna see one of you,
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I'm gonna let you build this by yourself.
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Thank you.
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From all of us.
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Gabe, are your parents coming or not?
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Mrs. Monroe, how many
fingers am I holding up?
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- Three.
- Yeah, they're on their way.
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- Hello.
- Mom!
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There you are, you little scamp.
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Dial it down.
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- I'm Mrs. Monroe.
- Hi.
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- So nice to meet you.
- Yes, Amy Duncan, nurse, mother of four.
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How you doing?
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Way down.
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There's my husband.
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Dad?
Sorry, I'm late, chaps.
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I'm Bob.
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Mr. Duncan, I didn't know
you were british.
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Yeah, neither did
Mrs. Duncan.
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That's right.
I'm british.
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What an interesting accent.
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What part of england are you from?
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Ostrich-shi-shi-shire.
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Pardon.
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Ostrich-shi-shi-shire.
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I don't believe I've heard of ostrichshire.
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You one "shi" short, love.
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Dad, I'm in trouble.
Let's focus on that.
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Yes, Gabe has been misbehaving
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and I thought we should talk about it.
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Yes, rest assured, we are aware,
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and are going to put
an end to this behavior.
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Yes, I will be taking the young lad out
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to the hollyhock house
where we'll Shepherd his pie.
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- What?
- It's just something they say
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in ostrich-shi-shi...
where he's from.
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- Hey, dad.
- Hey.
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Why are you wearing a fake mustache?
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Why aren't you wearing one?
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I do enjoy our talks, son.
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Hey, while we're talking,
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at's your idea of a perfect first date?
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First date?
First date.
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No, I'm sorry.
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I really need an answer on that mustache.
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Fine. I was pretending to
be a british version of you.
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So you got a question about dating.
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Yeah, I gotta come up with
something great for Skyler,
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but I don't have any ideas.
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How about a moonlight picnic?
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You can drive up into the mountains,
look out over the lights of the city.
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Sounds romantic.
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- Yeah. - I like it.
Thanks, dad.
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- Hey, dad.
- Hey.
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Why are you wearing a fake mustache?
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Why aren't you wearing one?
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Charlie, before you know it,
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you're gonna have something a lot
better than a box to play in.
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Now let me just finish off this last nail
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and...
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Then again, that box looks pretty fun.
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- Oh, hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You look good.
- You look good.
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We all look good.
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Would you sit down? Trying to do
the celebrity word scramble here.
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Julia Roberts!
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Teddy, I gotta ask you something.
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Is there a reason that you didn't
want me to come to your house?
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No, what are talking about?
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Ryan Reynolds.
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Do it in your head.
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I don't know.
I kinda got the vibe that maybe
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you don't wanna introduce
me to your family.
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No, it's not that I don't
want them to meet you.
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It's that I don't want them
to meet your motorcycle
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and your biker boots
and your leather jacket
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with the skull on it.
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Teddy, I don't wanna be somebody
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you have to hide from your parents.
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- Zac Efron!
- Come on!
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You know what?
I like you the way you are.
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That's all that matters.
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So come over tomorrow night
and I'll introduce you.
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Cool.
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- Here you go.
- Thank you, mother.
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That's Gabe's mother.
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And that's not her husband.
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Relax, maybe they're just friends.
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Or not.
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Diet, mother?
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You're 41 years old and single.
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Yeah, diet.
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- Angelina Jolie!
- Mom!
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Ha! Look at that.
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Yeah, first it was there,
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and now it's here.
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There, here.
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- You actually did this.
- Guess somebody was wrong.
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- Charlie, honey, who was wrong?
- Daddy!
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Well, daddy's very impressed.
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And a little shocked.
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And mommy is gonna do a victory dance.
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♪ I'm right, you're wrong ♪
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- ♪ I'm right, you're wrong, I'm right.
♪ - All right.
258
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Now we're gonna switch it up.
259
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♪ 'Cause you're wrong and I'm right ♪
260
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♪ you're wrong, I'm right,
you're wrong. ♪
261
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- going inside now.
- Bye-bye. In Spanish...
262
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♪ Estoy correcto,estoy correcto. ♪
263
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- hi, I'm Tim.
- I'm Bob.
264
00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:32,144
Why are we talking?
265
00:14:32,174 --> 00:14:34,544
Forgot to give this to your wife.
266
00:14:34,584 --> 00:14:36,384
What is it?
267
00:14:36,414 --> 00:14:38,684
It's the bill for assembling
your play structure.
268
00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,754
You put that together?
269
00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:43,694
Yep, turned out pretty good, huh?
270
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:47,224
Couldn't possibly have turned out better.
271
00:14:47,264 --> 00:14:51,234
Well, if you'd like to reflect
your satisfaction with a tip.
272
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,904
- Bye-bye, Tim.
- You know, I take...
273
00:15:01,844 --> 00:15:04,274
How are you enjoying our first date so far?
274
00:15:04,314 --> 00:15:06,074
Pretty special, right?
275
00:15:06,114 --> 00:15:08,044
This sure is a twisty road.
276
00:15:08,084 --> 00:15:09,844
Which is fine with me 'cause this is fun.
277
00:15:09,884 --> 00:15:13,514
Whoo-oo!
278
00:15:13,554 --> 00:15:15,754
Whoo-oo!
279
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,754
You aren't whooing.
280
00:15:17,794 --> 00:15:20,764
That's because I don't feel very well.
281
00:15:20,794 --> 00:15:23,394
Maybe you're just hungry.
Take something out of the picnic basket.
282
00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:32,034
Or put something in.
283
00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:34,504
Your choice.
284
00:15:37,474 --> 00:15:39,444
Help!
285
00:15:39,484 --> 00:15:41,884
- ( Structure falling )
- Help!
286
00:15:41,914 --> 00:15:44,214
Gabe, Gabe, watch Charlie!
287
00:15:45,984 --> 00:15:49,184
Bob!
What happened?
288
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:50,694
I don't know.
289
00:15:50,724 --> 00:15:53,864
I was just standing here
admiring the swing set...
290
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:56,394
You know, the one you put
together all by yourself...
291
00:15:56,434 --> 00:15:58,994
And then boom!
292
00:15:59,034 --> 00:16:00,764
The whole thing came down on top of me.
293
00:16:00,804 --> 00:16:03,034
- Are you okay?
- I don't know.
294
00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,774
I just... I feel so sleepy.
295
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:08,474
No no no. No, Bob, stay with me.
Stay with me.
296
00:16:08,504 --> 00:16:10,444
Amy, just know that
297
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,944
no matter what happens to me,
298
00:16:12,984 --> 00:16:15,484
I don't blame you for the way
you put this thing together.
299
00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:20,884
- I'm gonna go get help.
- No no!
300
00:16:20,924 --> 00:16:23,524
Let me. Tim.
301
00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:30,594
Oh, you know Tim, right?
302
00:16:30,634 --> 00:16:33,094
Of course I do.
Hi, Tim.
303
00:16:33,134 --> 00:16:35,934
- How you doing?
- Hi, Mrs. Duncan.
304
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:38,234
Bob Duncan, how dare you
scare me like that!
305
00:16:38,274 --> 00:16:40,304
Well, you deserved it for lying to me.
306
00:16:40,344 --> 00:16:42,304
What? So now I
can't lie to you?
307
00:16:42,344 --> 00:16:43,974
I thought we had a good
marriage going here.
308
00:16:44,014 --> 00:16:46,474
Here's the bill for taking it apart.
309
00:16:46,514 --> 00:16:47,984
Thank you.
310
00:16:48,014 --> 00:16:51,184
Oh, could you put this back
together again please?
311
00:16:51,214 --> 00:16:53,184
Sure, then tomorrow
you want me to come back
312
00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:55,754
and take it apart again?
313
00:16:55,784 --> 00:16:57,794
No.
314
00:16:57,824 --> 00:16:59,794
Gosh, Tim, we're not crazy.
315
00:17:10,174 --> 00:17:12,474
I am so glad you're
giving me a second chance.
316
00:17:12,504 --> 00:17:14,674
Let's just pretend our
first date never happened.
317
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,144
What first date?
318
00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:18,114
The one where I puked in the picnic basket.
319
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:20,444
No, it's an expression.
320
00:17:20,484 --> 00:17:22,644
Puked in the picnic basket's an expression?
321
00:17:22,684 --> 00:17:24,484
I don't think that's gonna catch on.
322
00:17:27,654 --> 00:17:29,654
Excuse me.
323
00:17:34,724 --> 00:17:36,464
Mrs. Monroe,
what are you doing here?
324
00:17:36,494 --> 00:17:40,034
Mr. Duncan, you've seemed
to have lost your accent.
325
00:17:40,064 --> 00:17:42,064
It comes and goes.
326
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,534
Ah, there it is.
Pip pip.
327
00:17:44,574 --> 00:17:47,374
And you've lost your mustache too.
328
00:17:47,404 --> 00:17:50,714
That's right.
Me mustache went cheerio.
329
00:17:50,744 --> 00:17:53,614
Mr. Duncan,
I have disturbing news.
330
00:17:53,644 --> 00:17:55,514
It's about your wife.
331
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,654
Your wife?
You have a wife?
332
00:17:57,684 --> 00:17:59,184
- No.
- You don't?
333
00:17:59,214 --> 00:18:01,324
Of course I do.
334
00:18:01,354 --> 00:18:03,684
- Who are you?
- I'm his girlfriend.
335
00:18:03,724 --> 00:18:05,994
Hey, guys, what's the...
336
00:18:06,024 --> 00:18:08,794
And here she is with her boyfriend?
337
00:18:08,824 --> 00:18:11,964
You're cheating on me?
You're a married woman.
338
00:18:11,994 --> 00:18:13,964
- You're married?
- No. No no no.
339
00:18:14,004 --> 00:18:15,534
- You're not?
- Of course I am.
340
00:18:17,134 --> 00:18:20,004
- Eww!
- Gabe!
341
00:18:22,174 --> 00:18:25,274
- Yes, mother.
- I'm starting to see
342
00:18:25,314 --> 00:18:28,084
why you didn't want me to meet your family.
343
00:18:28,114 --> 00:18:31,314
Gabe, Mrs. Monroe has
found out that your father
344
00:18:31,354 --> 00:18:33,414
and I are having problems.
345
00:18:33,454 --> 00:18:35,084
And does she know
346
00:18:35,124 --> 00:18:37,594
that you guys are the reason I misbehave?
347
00:18:37,624 --> 00:18:40,194
I do now.
348
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:42,994
Well, maybe some good can come
349
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,494
from all this pain.
350
00:18:44,534 --> 00:18:46,234
Dial it down.
351
00:18:46,264 --> 00:18:48,234
Mrs. Monroe,
if you'll excuse us,
352
00:18:48,264 --> 00:18:50,404
this family has some healing to do.
353
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:53,004
Which I would like to
do just with my parents
354
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:54,844
and their dates.
355
00:18:54,874 --> 00:18:56,604
Stay warm, love.
356
00:18:56,644 --> 00:19:00,214
Don't wanna freeze off
your English muffins.
357
00:19:02,384 --> 00:19:04,184
Grandma, grandpa!
358
00:19:04,214 --> 00:19:06,784
What's going on?
359
00:19:06,824 --> 00:19:09,954
I'm Gabe's teacher.
I came to talk to his parents.
360
00:19:09,994 --> 00:19:11,594
We're his parents.
361
00:19:12,824 --> 00:19:16,464
That's right, grandpa.
You're my dad.
362
00:19:16,494 --> 00:19:20,464
He thinks he's the president too.
363
00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:23,604
- Who are you?
- Hey, I'm Derek.
364
00:19:23,634 --> 00:19:26,274
- Just a friend.
- Is that your motorcycle?
365
00:19:26,304 --> 00:19:27,704
- Yeah.
- No...
366
00:19:27,744 --> 00:19:31,644
- I love motorcycles.
- We're dating, me and Derek.
367
00:19:31,674 --> 00:19:33,984
Will you stop throwing that in my face?
368
00:19:34,014 --> 00:19:36,484
- We're done with that part.
- Jolly good.
369
00:19:42,924 --> 00:19:44,454
Hey, Charlie.
370
00:19:44,494 --> 00:19:46,994
Well, we all got grounded for
pretending to be mom and dad,
371
00:19:47,024 --> 00:19:48,664
but there's some good news.
372
00:19:48,694 --> 00:19:51,894
Looking good, Mr. Duncan.
373
00:19:51,934 --> 00:19:55,404
Oh, please, call me Bob.
374
00:19:55,434 --> 00:19:57,674
Yeah, turns out
I was worried about nothing.
375
00:19:57,704 --> 00:20:01,344
My new boyfriend is dad's new best friend.
376
00:20:02,704 --> 00:20:05,914
Maybe I do have something to worry about.
377
00:20:05,944 --> 00:20:08,244
And things are cool between me and Skyler,
378
00:20:08,284 --> 00:20:10,384
after I explained I wasn't
married to my sister.
379
00:20:10,414 --> 00:20:12,214
Yeah, that would have been awful.
380
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:16,224
- Talk about puke in the picnic basket.
- Right.
381
00:20:16,254 --> 00:20:18,254
- What?
- Oh, it's an expression.
382
00:20:18,294 --> 00:20:20,964
- Yeah.
- ( Engine revving )
383
00:20:25,664 --> 00:20:27,664
- Whoopsie.
- My bike!
384
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:33,304
Oh, well, that should put a
dent in the old friendship.
385
00:20:33,344 --> 00:20:35,044
And of course,
386
00:20:35,074 --> 00:20:38,244
your swing set has now
collapsed three times.
387
00:20:38,784 --> 00:20:41,504
Good luck, Charlie.
388
00:20:44,824 --> 00:20:47,094
- ( Videogame beeping )
- ( Doorbell rings )
389
00:20:56,044 --> 00:20:58,174
- What are you doing?
- Sorry to trouble you, governor,
390
00:20:58,204 --> 00:21:00,144
but I'm visiting the
States from the u.K.
391
00:21:00,174 --> 00:21:03,684
And me auto seems to have broken
down in front of your house.
392
00:21:03,714 --> 00:21:05,914
I'm trying to play a videogame here.
393
00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:09,384
If there's a funny part to this
story, can we please get to it.
394
00:21:09,424 --> 00:21:11,954
Saucy little bloke, aren't you?
395
00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:15,354
Anyway, may I use your telephone
to ring up the garage?
396
00:21:15,394 --> 00:21:17,464
Get in here.
397
00:21:20,434 --> 00:21:22,564
Gabe, who was at the...
398
00:21:27,934 --> 00:21:31,204
By jove, you're a handsome lad.
399
00:21:31,244 --> 00:21:34,714
Back at you, british dude.
400
00:21:37,314 --> 00:21:40,514
Wh...
if you're...
401
00:21:40,684 --> 00:21:41,894
What?
402
00:21:42,104 --> 00:21:45,764
Are you by any chance from ostrich-shi-shi-shire?
403
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:48,064
Where? Never heard of it.
404
00:21:48,064 --> 00:21:50,014
I'm from ostrich-shi-shi-shi-shire.
405
00:21:50,494 --> 00:21:53,134
Ah, I was one "shi" short.
406
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