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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,849 --> 00:00:05,409 Ready, Charlie? 2 00:00:05,449 --> 00:00:07,279 Let's show Gabe what you've learned. 3 00:00:07,319 --> 00:00:08,779 - Okay. - Okay. 4 00:00:08,819 --> 00:00:10,889 - What's the opposite of up? - Down. 5 00:00:10,919 --> 00:00:15,019 - Yeah. What's the opposite of big? - Little. 6 00:00:15,059 --> 00:00:18,659 - What's the opposite of good? - Gabe. 7 00:00:21,329 --> 00:00:23,169 And here is your cookie. 8 00:00:24,499 --> 00:00:26,939 Teddy, you'll be out of the house in two years. 9 00:00:26,969 --> 00:00:29,609 Then it's just you and me. 10 00:00:31,409 --> 00:00:33,679 Thanks for the ride home, Fran. 11 00:00:33,709 --> 00:00:35,179 Should I pick you up tomorrow? 12 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:36,679 Nope, not working tomorrow. 13 00:00:36,709 --> 00:00:39,009 Gotta get ready for the big hospital benefit. 14 00:00:39,049 --> 00:00:43,319 You know me, Fran win-the-talent-show- every-year culpepper. 15 00:00:43,349 --> 00:00:46,049 Mostly we just call you Fran... 16 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:49,529 And some other things. 17 00:00:49,559 --> 00:00:52,429 This year I'll be sharing the stage with all the culpeppers. 18 00:00:52,459 --> 00:00:54,659 We're a wonderfully talented family. 19 00:00:54,699 --> 00:00:58,999 And I assume your family will be in the audience again? 20 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,869 Actually, Fran, my family will also be performing. 21 00:01:01,909 --> 00:01:04,469 - We will? - Yes, we will. 22 00:01:04,509 --> 00:01:07,709 Well, may the best family win. 23 00:01:07,739 --> 00:01:10,909 That's our plan, Fran. 24 00:01:12,579 --> 00:01:14,819 All right, Duncans, get your butts in here now! 25 00:01:14,849 --> 00:01:19,589 Oh, the sweet sound of my lovely bride's voice. 26 00:01:19,619 --> 00:01:22,489 I have great news. 27 00:01:22,529 --> 00:01:25,089 The entire Duncan family is going to compete 28 00:01:25,129 --> 00:01:27,259 in this year's hospital talent show. 29 00:01:27,299 --> 00:01:30,269 Cool. What's the great news? 30 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:34,069 Come on, you guys, how can we lose? 31 00:01:34,099 --> 00:01:35,869 We have the world's most perfect baby. 32 00:01:35,909 --> 00:01:39,579 I mean look at that face. What happened to your face? 33 00:01:41,109 --> 00:01:42,679 I don't know, mom. 34 00:01:42,709 --> 00:01:45,649 I think I'm busy, uh, whatever night the stupid thing is. 35 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:48,179 - Yeah, me too. - Oh really, you guys are too busy? 36 00:01:48,219 --> 00:01:50,249 Well, did I happen to mention that the grand prize 37 00:01:50,289 --> 00:01:52,119 is a two-day pass to super adventure land? 38 00:01:52,159 --> 00:01:54,119 Super adventure land? 39 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:56,629 - The funnest place on earth? - Fran's going down. 40 00:01:56,659 --> 00:02:00,159 Fran's going down. 41 00:02:00,199 --> 00:02:02,499 Fran's going d... 42 00:02:02,529 --> 00:02:03,869 Forgot my keys. 43 00:02:06,139 --> 00:02:08,039 - You have a great evening, Fran. - Okay. 44 00:02:10,509 --> 00:02:14,809 Fran's going down. 45 00:02:16,649 --> 00:02:18,149 ♪ Today's all burnt toast ♪ 46 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:19,779 ♪ running late, and dad says ♪ 47 00:02:19,819 --> 00:02:22,319 ♪ has anybody seen my left shoe? ♪ 48 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:24,549 ♪ I close my eyes, take a bite ♪ 49 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:26,319 ♪ grab a ride, laugh out loud ♪ 50 00:02:26,359 --> 00:02:28,989 ♪ there it is up on the roof ♪ 51 00:02:29,029 --> 00:02:32,289 ♪ I've been there, i've survived ♪ 52 00:02:32,329 --> 00:02:35,599 ♪ so just take my advice ♪ 53 00:02:35,629 --> 00:02:37,769 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 54 00:02:37,799 --> 00:02:39,469 ♪ things are crazy ♪ 55 00:02:39,499 --> 00:02:42,399 ♪ but I know your future's bright ♪ 56 00:02:42,439 --> 00:02:44,309 ♪ hang in there, baby ♪ 57 00:02:44,339 --> 00:02:45,939 ♪ there's no maybe ♪ 58 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:48,809 ♪ everything turns out all right ♪ 59 00:02:48,849 --> 00:02:51,249 ♪ your life is up and down ♪ 60 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:54,649 ♪ but trust me, it comes back around ♪ 61 00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:58,789 ♪ you're gonna love who you turn out to be ♪ 62 00:03:00,189 --> 00:03:02,819 ♪ hang in there, baby. ♪ 63 00:03:03,019 --> 00:03:04,219 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 64 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:14,539 Thanks for walking me to class, ray-ray. 65 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,299 Anytime, I-I. 66 00:03:16,339 --> 00:03:19,779 Well, looks like you're getting pretty cozy with Raymond. 67 00:03:19,809 --> 00:03:22,479 Ray-ray. That's what I call him. 68 00:03:24,009 --> 00:03:26,449 I'm gonna stick with Raymond. 69 00:03:26,479 --> 00:03:29,179 Aw, look at those two. 70 00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:30,989 We could be double-dating if you were still 71 00:03:31,019 --> 00:03:34,259 - going out with Spencer. - Oh, you mean spence-spence? 72 00:03:36,689 --> 00:03:39,829 Hi, having a party tonight. Hope you can make it. 73 00:03:39,859 --> 00:03:42,459 Hi, having a party tonight. Hope you can make it. 74 00:03:42,499 --> 00:03:43,999 Hi... 75 00:03:44,029 --> 00:03:47,899 Hi, having a party tonight. Hope you can make it. 76 00:03:47,939 --> 00:03:50,039 Something tells me 77 00:03:50,069 --> 00:03:52,409 Lynette doesn't want me at her party. 78 00:03:52,439 --> 00:03:54,809 Well, if she doesn't want my best friend, 79 00:03:54,839 --> 00:03:57,649 she's not getting me. 80 00:03:57,679 --> 00:03:59,179 Or me. 81 00:04:00,849 --> 00:04:03,119 That's kind of where we started. 82 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:08,989 Okay, class. 83 00:04:09,029 --> 00:04:14,399 This is a very exciting time of year... 84 00:04:14,429 --> 00:04:16,729 Mock court. 85 00:04:16,769 --> 00:04:19,599 We're going to learn how our justice system works 86 00:04:19,639 --> 00:04:23,509 by having our own trial right here in class. 87 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:27,539 - Teddy, you'll be the prosecuting attorney. - Yes! 88 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:29,749 Somebody's going down. Who's it gonna be? 89 00:04:29,779 --> 00:04:32,449 Lynette, you'll be the defendant. 90 00:04:32,479 --> 00:04:34,819 And the system works. 91 00:04:34,849 --> 00:04:38,119 Spencer, you'll be the defense lawyer. 92 00:04:38,149 --> 00:04:40,319 Walter, you'll be the judge. 93 00:04:40,359 --> 00:04:44,789 Yes! I can already taste the power. 94 00:04:44,829 --> 00:04:48,629 That one might be a mistake. 95 00:04:48,659 --> 00:04:52,599 Ivy, you'll be the witness for the prosecution. 96 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,969 And the rest of you 97 00:04:54,999 --> 00:04:57,609 will make up the jury. 98 00:04:57,639 --> 00:04:59,939 If anyone needs me, I'll be at my desk 99 00:04:59,979 --> 00:05:02,679 finishing my sudoku. 100 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,749 Hey, "counselor." 101 00:05:07,779 --> 00:05:09,849 I gotta warn you, my dad's a lawyer, 102 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:11,249 so I might have an advantage. 103 00:05:11,289 --> 00:05:13,319 Oh yeah. No, I'm not worried. 104 00:05:13,359 --> 00:05:15,589 - My dad's an exterminator. - What does that mean? 105 00:05:15,629 --> 00:05:18,329 I'm gonna crush you like a bug. 106 00:05:26,399 --> 00:05:28,669 - Hey, where'd you get the dummy? - I bought it online. 107 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:33,139 - I wasn't talking to you. - Ha ha ha ha. 108 00:05:33,179 --> 00:05:34,939 I'm gonna put him in my car. 109 00:05:34,979 --> 00:05:36,709 That way I can use the carpool lane 110 00:05:36,749 --> 00:05:38,679 when I'm making kwikki chikki deliveries. 111 00:05:38,709 --> 00:05:40,179 Huh? 112 00:05:40,219 --> 00:05:42,349 So people can get their crummy chicken quicker? 113 00:05:42,389 --> 00:05:45,649 Right. Everybody wins. 114 00:05:45,689 --> 00:05:49,089 Well, except the people who eat the chicken. 115 00:05:49,129 --> 00:05:52,389 And the chickens. 116 00:05:52,429 --> 00:05:55,229 I guess I'm the only one who really wins. 117 00:05:55,259 --> 00:05:58,869 You know, I'm getting an idea here. 118 00:05:58,899 --> 00:06:01,239 You bought this piece of junk online, right? 119 00:06:01,269 --> 00:06:02,499 Who are you talking to? 120 00:06:06,709 --> 00:06:08,509 I'm talking to you now. 121 00:06:08,539 --> 00:06:10,879 Oh, yeah yeah, I bought him online. 122 00:06:10,909 --> 00:06:13,719 Well, maybe there's people out there who wanna buy our junk. 123 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,719 Not following you. 124 00:06:17,319 --> 00:06:20,319 I'm saying if there's people stupid enough to buy dummies, 125 00:06:20,359 --> 00:06:22,989 maybe they're stupid enough to buy our crummy stuff. 126 00:06:23,029 --> 00:06:25,589 - Still talking to me? - Ugh. 127 00:06:29,929 --> 00:06:33,199 Now, miss wentz, please tell the court what happened next. 128 00:06:33,239 --> 00:06:36,399 - My ray-ray misses me with seven exclamation points. 129 00:06:37,869 --> 00:06:40,479 Ivy, focus. 130 00:06:40,509 --> 00:06:44,709 Mm, ray-ray says I look hot today, 131 00:06:44,749 --> 00:06:46,849 but only with six exclamation points. 132 00:06:46,879 --> 00:06:50,049 - Should I be worried? - Moving on. Okay. 133 00:06:50,089 --> 00:06:52,819 Now let's talk about what you're going to wear on the stand. 134 00:06:52,859 --> 00:06:54,589 You don't want to be too flashy. 135 00:06:54,619 --> 00:06:56,959 T, you've seen my closet. 136 00:06:56,989 --> 00:06:59,189 It's mostly zebra stripes and leopard print. 137 00:06:59,229 --> 00:07:01,599 And those are my church clothes. 138 00:07:01,629 --> 00:07:03,729 Okay, well, then you're gonna have to go through 139 00:07:03,769 --> 00:07:05,899 - your mom's closet. - What? 140 00:07:05,939 --> 00:07:07,899 You want me to wear my mom's clothes to school? 141 00:07:07,939 --> 00:07:10,109 - Mm-hmm. - In front of my boyfriend? 142 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:13,479 I've had this dream. It did not end well. 143 00:07:13,509 --> 00:07:15,909 Ivy, for one day you can tone it down. 144 00:07:15,949 --> 00:07:17,609 Then you have the rest of the school year 145 00:07:17,649 --> 00:07:19,809 to dress like the animal of your choice. 146 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:23,049 Oh, it's getting late. I gotta go. 147 00:07:23,089 --> 00:07:25,689 It's my dad's birthday. 148 00:07:25,719 --> 00:07:27,459 Oh sorry, one more thing. 149 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,089 When you're on the stand tomorrow, you have to be very serious. 150 00:07:30,129 --> 00:07:32,189 - It wouldn't hurt to cry a little. - Don't worry. 151 00:07:32,229 --> 00:07:34,329 If I'm wearing my mom's clothes, I'll be crying. 152 00:07:39,799 --> 00:07:42,499 Okay, this is our number for the show. 153 00:07:42,539 --> 00:07:45,309 P.J., hit it. 154 00:07:45,339 --> 00:07:48,479 ♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪ 155 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,979 ♪ quite a happy bunch ♪ 156 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:54,149 ♪ we will always work together ♪ 157 00:07:54,179 --> 00:07:56,579 ♪ breakfast, din and lunch ♪ 158 00:07:56,619 --> 00:07:59,419 ♪ you will always see us smiling ♪ 159 00:07:59,459 --> 00:08:02,459 ♪ evening, noon and morn ♪ 160 00:08:02,489 --> 00:08:05,189 ♪ we all start our day the very same way ♪ 161 00:08:05,229 --> 00:08:07,199 ♪ when Charlie blows her horn. ♪ 162 00:08:07,229 --> 00:08:10,829 And Charlie blows her horn. What do you think? 163 00:08:14,139 --> 00:08:17,009 It's a two-day pass to super adventure land, right? 164 00:08:17,039 --> 00:08:20,939 That is correct. 165 00:08:20,979 --> 00:08:24,109 Okay, now I'm going to show you the dance that goes along with it. 166 00:08:24,149 --> 00:08:27,049 The first move... very simple. 167 00:08:27,079 --> 00:08:30,119 I call it the chug, kind of like what a train does. 168 00:08:30,149 --> 00:08:32,789 A-one, two, three. A-one, two, three. 169 00:08:32,819 --> 00:08:34,289 And a-one, two, three. 170 00:08:34,319 --> 00:08:35,819 Okay, you guys line up and you do it. 171 00:08:35,859 --> 00:08:37,329 - Daddy in front. - All right. 172 00:08:37,359 --> 00:08:40,499 - P.J., Teddy, Gabe. - Okay. 173 00:08:40,529 --> 00:08:42,859 - I guess dad's the engine. - I hope so. 174 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:45,329 If he's the caboose, this train's not getting very far. 175 00:08:45,369 --> 00:08:48,939 The engine has ears, guys... 176 00:08:48,969 --> 00:08:51,669 And feelings. 177 00:08:53,339 --> 00:08:55,079 Okay, ready? 178 00:08:55,109 --> 00:08:57,079 A-five, six, seven, eight. 179 00:08:57,109 --> 00:09:00,149 And one, two, three. And one, two, three. 180 00:09:00,179 --> 00:09:02,849 - And... honey, you're not moving your feet. - Sorry. 181 00:09:04,219 --> 00:09:07,259 Okay, now you're not moving your arms. 182 00:09:07,289 --> 00:09:09,259 Honey, this is hard. 183 00:09:09,289 --> 00:09:12,459 Dad, it's just like patting your head and rubbing your stomach. 184 00:09:13,899 --> 00:09:16,059 That must be really depressing for you. 185 00:09:19,939 --> 00:09:22,569 Okay, let's assume we got the train 186 00:09:22,609 --> 00:09:25,209 into the station somehow. 187 00:09:26,409 --> 00:09:29,279 Okay, this next part is a little tricky, 188 00:09:29,309 --> 00:09:31,049 so watch carefully. 189 00:09:31,079 --> 00:09:32,549 I'm gonna break it down. Ready? 190 00:09:32,579 --> 00:09:34,219 Five, six, seven, eight. 191 00:09:34,249 --> 00:09:36,119 Touch, step, pas de bourree. 192 00:09:36,149 --> 00:09:38,819 Kick, step, together, front and passe. 193 00:09:38,849 --> 00:09:41,889 Turn, wait, ba-bam! 194 00:09:43,929 --> 00:09:46,529 Now we're gonna sass it up a bit. 195 00:09:46,559 --> 00:09:48,759 A-shoulder shoulder, tap tap. 196 00:09:48,799 --> 00:09:50,269 Turn around and uh uh. 197 00:09:50,299 --> 00:09:52,769 And whammy, and whammy, and whammy. 198 00:09:52,799 --> 00:09:54,799 Ah ooh ooh! 199 00:09:57,909 --> 00:10:00,709 Okay, now I want you to do exactly what I just did. 200 00:10:00,739 --> 00:10:02,709 And a-five, six, seven, eight. 201 00:10:02,749 --> 00:10:05,579 One, two... 202 00:10:05,609 --> 00:10:07,119 What are you waiting for? 203 00:10:08,779 --> 00:10:11,619 10 years of dance lessons. 204 00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,129 I can't believe how much money we're making 205 00:10:19,159 --> 00:10:20,629 selling our old junk online. 206 00:10:20,659 --> 00:10:22,859 It's easier than taking candy from a baby. 207 00:10:22,899 --> 00:10:24,369 I mean, I should know. 208 00:10:24,399 --> 00:10:26,899 I take candy from Charlie all the time. 209 00:10:31,769 --> 00:10:34,839 What's... what's with all the bubble wrap? 210 00:10:34,879 --> 00:10:39,009 Uh... really fun to pop? 211 00:10:46,189 --> 00:10:48,619 Hey, anybody seen my bowling ball? 212 00:10:48,659 --> 00:10:50,629 You loaned it to Mr. dabney. 213 00:10:50,659 --> 00:10:52,529 I think I would have remembered that. 214 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:54,199 You're starting to lose it, dad. 215 00:10:54,229 --> 00:10:56,159 I mean the next thing you know, 216 00:10:56,199 --> 00:11:00,139 - you're not gonna remember where your slippers are. - Yeah. 217 00:11:00,169 --> 00:11:03,369 Come to think of it, where... where are my slippers? 218 00:11:09,039 --> 00:11:10,509 Dude, we gotta be more careful. 219 00:11:10,549 --> 00:11:12,709 Sooner or later, dad's gonna know he's missing stuff. 220 00:11:12,749 --> 00:11:14,519 - I wouldn't worry about that. - Why not? 221 00:11:14,549 --> 00:11:17,319 I just sold his glasses. 222 00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:25,359 Oh no, this is terrible. 223 00:11:25,389 --> 00:11:28,799 And there's nothing we can do, you say? 224 00:11:28,829 --> 00:11:31,399 Thanks for calling, Fran. 225 00:11:33,369 --> 00:11:34,899 Bob, I can't believe this. 226 00:11:34,939 --> 00:11:37,839 - The benefit's been canceled. - What? 227 00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:42,279 - And after all that work you and the kids did. - Oh man. 228 00:11:42,309 --> 00:11:47,079 You know, I was getting pretty good at that turn, wait, bam! 229 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,889 - Ba-bam. - Ba-bam. 230 00:11:51,889 --> 00:11:53,349 Honey, could you tell the kids? 231 00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:57,059 - I don't have the heart. - Yeah, sure thing. 232 00:11:57,089 --> 00:12:00,229 I don't have the heart to cook dinner either. 233 00:12:00,259 --> 00:12:02,559 No problem. We go out. 234 00:12:02,599 --> 00:12:06,429 Okay, we go out. You're so good. 235 00:12:06,469 --> 00:12:08,499 He bought that, right? 236 00:12:17,949 --> 00:12:19,949 Is this what you wanted? 237 00:12:19,979 --> 00:12:22,379 - Yeah, it's fine. - It'd better be. 238 00:12:22,419 --> 00:12:25,819 A kid on the bus called me ma'am. 239 00:12:25,849 --> 00:12:28,419 Hey, how come you didn't text me back last night? 240 00:12:28,459 --> 00:12:30,759 Oh, my phone must have been off. 241 00:12:30,789 --> 00:12:32,359 Right, yeah, that's what I figured. 242 00:12:32,389 --> 00:12:34,299 - And so I called your house. - You did? 243 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:36,559 Yes yes, I did. And you weren't there. 244 00:12:36,599 --> 00:12:39,429 - I wasn't? - No no, you weren't. 245 00:12:39,469 --> 00:12:41,439 And so I wished your dad a Happy Birthday 246 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:43,769 and then he said, "my birthday's not for six months." 247 00:12:45,269 --> 00:12:47,409 Is this class ever gonna start? 248 00:12:49,109 --> 00:12:51,279 - How are you doing, Ivy? - Hey, Lynette. 249 00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:53,779 Ugh. 250 00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:58,289 Since when are you two so friendly? 251 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,459 What are you talking about? 252 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,089 No. 253 00:13:04,129 --> 00:13:06,059 - No, you didn't. - What? 254 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:08,129 You went to Lynette's party last night. 255 00:13:08,159 --> 00:13:10,529 - Nuh-uh! - Oh, don't you nuh-uh me. 256 00:13:10,569 --> 00:13:13,599 - I'll nuh-uh whoever I want to nuh-uh. - Nuh-uh! 257 00:13:15,139 --> 00:13:17,909 Okay, so if you weren't at Lynette's party last night, 258 00:13:17,939 --> 00:13:20,239 - then where were you? - That is none of your business. 259 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,939 No, see, it is my business because you lied to me. 260 00:13:24,259 --> 00:13:25,349 This is not over. 261 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,479 Unbelievable. 262 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:31,489 And they say government is a boring class. 263 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,189 They're right. 264 00:13:40,449 --> 00:13:42,059 Your witness, counselor. 265 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:47,699 Miss wentz, please tell us in your own words 266 00:13:47,729 --> 00:13:50,799 what you observed on the afternoon of the 23rd. 267 00:13:50,829 --> 00:13:53,969 Well, I was working at the bank, 268 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:56,639 teller window two, when a lady approached 269 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:59,009 and slipped me a threatening note. 270 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:02,879 Hmm. And do you see that person 271 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,649 here in this courtroom? 272 00:14:04,679 --> 00:14:07,849 Yeah. She's right there. 273 00:14:09,719 --> 00:14:11,189 Hmm. 274 00:14:11,219 --> 00:14:15,289 And have you seen this person anywhere else recently? 275 00:14:15,319 --> 00:14:17,119 Like at a party? 276 00:14:17,159 --> 00:14:19,489 A party I wasn't invited to? 277 00:14:19,529 --> 00:14:21,559 Objection. What does this have to do with anything? 278 00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,559 I'll allow it 279 00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:26,099 since I wasn't invited either. 280 00:14:27,269 --> 00:14:28,739 Now, miss wentz, 281 00:14:28,769 --> 00:14:31,409 did you or did you not go to Lynette's party? 282 00:14:31,439 --> 00:14:33,069 I don't want to answer that. 283 00:14:33,109 --> 00:14:34,439 You have to. You're under oath. 284 00:14:34,479 --> 00:14:36,939 No, I did not go to the party. 285 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:39,409 - Well, then where did you go? - I was out... 286 00:14:39,449 --> 00:14:41,349 With Spencer. 287 00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:45,919 Order! 288 00:14:45,949 --> 00:14:48,789 Wait, so... 289 00:14:48,819 --> 00:14:51,529 - so you're dating Spencer? - I object! 290 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:54,899 - I object. - Now I object. 291 00:14:56,569 --> 00:14:58,899 I'm not dating him. 292 00:14:58,929 --> 00:15:01,399 I'm dating him. 293 00:15:01,439 --> 00:15:03,099 I withdraw my objection, 294 00:15:03,139 --> 00:15:05,469 - see you tonight, baby. - You know it, ray-ray. 295 00:15:09,079 --> 00:15:11,549 Wait, so why were you out with my ex-boyfriend? 296 00:15:11,579 --> 00:15:13,879 I was hanging out with Raymond. 297 00:15:13,919 --> 00:15:15,579 And he wanted to hang out with Spencer. 298 00:15:15,619 --> 00:15:17,649 I felt weird about it, but I went along. 299 00:15:17,689 --> 00:15:20,049 And I didn't tell you because I knew you wouldn't like it. 300 00:15:20,089 --> 00:15:22,189 Why wouldn't she like it? You said we're friends, right? 301 00:15:22,219 --> 00:15:25,189 Oh please, everyone says that after they break up. 302 00:15:25,229 --> 00:15:29,059 - So we're not friends? - No, of course we are. 303 00:15:29,099 --> 00:15:31,099 Okay, I'm confused. Are we friends or not? 304 00:15:31,129 --> 00:15:34,099 If we are, then why are you mad that I was hanging out with Ivy? 305 00:15:34,139 --> 00:15:36,699 No no, I'm not mad! 306 00:15:36,739 --> 00:15:39,269 Okay, I'm mad because I... 307 00:15:39,309 --> 00:15:41,309 Well, because... 308 00:15:41,339 --> 00:15:44,749 Look, I'm not the one on trial here. 309 00:15:44,779 --> 00:15:47,509 Let's take a recess. 310 00:15:47,549 --> 00:15:50,419 I lost the gavel in my robe. 311 00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:00,789 I just got a very interesting phone call from Fran culpepper. 312 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:03,659 She wanted to make sure your mom baked enough cookies 313 00:16:03,699 --> 00:16:05,529 for tonight's benefit. 314 00:16:05,569 --> 00:16:07,799 That is interesting. 315 00:16:07,839 --> 00:16:10,369 Why is that interesting? 316 00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:15,439 Because if the benefit was really cancelled, like your mom said, 317 00:16:15,479 --> 00:16:17,879 why would Fran culpepper need cookies? 318 00:16:17,909 --> 00:16:21,819 Ah, I see where you're going with this. 319 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:24,549 Mom baked cookies and she didn't tell us. 320 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,489 Uh, going somewhere? 321 00:16:31,529 --> 00:16:35,029 Charlie can't sleep, so I thought I'd take her out for a drive. 322 00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,829 A little dolled up, aren't we? 323 00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:40,229 Thank you. 324 00:16:40,269 --> 00:16:42,269 I always try to look my best. 325 00:16:53,819 --> 00:16:56,419 - Hey. - Hey. 326 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,249 Can I come in? 327 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,589 Whatever. 328 00:17:03,529 --> 00:17:05,659 I got you something. 329 00:17:15,939 --> 00:17:18,939 His name is Berry sowwy. 330 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:25,279 See, 'cause it's a strawberry 331 00:17:25,309 --> 00:17:27,309 and I'm sowwy... 332 00:17:28,879 --> 00:17:31,549 Berry sowwy. 333 00:17:33,759 --> 00:17:36,059 Wow, looks like you felt real bad... 334 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:38,589 Oh, 99¢ bad. 335 00:17:40,629 --> 00:17:43,759 Actually I found it on the bus. 336 00:17:46,069 --> 00:17:49,399 - Do you forgive me? - Well, I don't know. I'm very mad at you. 337 00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,909 Well, stop being mad. I don't like it. 338 00:17:53,709 --> 00:17:56,309 I know. I don't like it either. 339 00:17:56,339 --> 00:17:58,649 I know I messed up. 340 00:17:58,679 --> 00:18:01,279 It's just I've never had a boyfriend before. 341 00:18:01,319 --> 00:18:04,949 - I didn't know what to do. - Look, Ivy, there are gonna be times 342 00:18:04,989 --> 00:18:07,049 when you have a boyfriend and I don't 343 00:18:07,089 --> 00:18:08,819 or when I have a boyfriend and you don't. 344 00:18:08,859 --> 00:18:11,789 - I like it better the first way. - Okay. 345 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,729 But the point is since we're best friends forever, 346 00:18:14,759 --> 00:18:16,999 no matter what, we have to be honest with each other. 347 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:19,629 You're so right. 348 00:18:19,669 --> 00:18:23,339 And from here on out, I promise to always be honest with you. 349 00:18:24,669 --> 00:18:27,879 - We good? - Yeah, we're good. 350 00:18:27,909 --> 00:18:30,079 We're good. 351 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,949 - Oh, so did we win the trial? - What do you think? 352 00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:35,079 The prosecutor ran out and the star witness 353 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:38,089 forgot everything she was supposed to say. 354 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:39,819 - We're a good team. - Oh yeah. 355 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,059 Oh yes. 356 00:18:45,529 --> 00:18:47,659 And now, please welcome our next act: 357 00:18:47,699 --> 00:18:50,329 The singin' dancin' Duncans! 358 00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:53,929 Hi, everybody. 359 00:18:53,969 --> 00:18:55,939 My name is Amy Duncan 360 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,739 and I'd like for you to meet 361 00:18:57,769 --> 00:18:59,969 the rest of my wonderful family: 362 00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:02,639 My husband Bob, 363 00:19:07,519 --> 00:19:09,649 my son P.J., 364 00:19:13,149 --> 00:19:15,259 our daughter Teddy... 365 00:19:18,029 --> 00:19:21,029 Hey, did you forget about me? 366 00:19:21,059 --> 00:19:23,229 Who could forget about Gabe? 367 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:37,079 And last, and certainly the cutest, Charlie! 368 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:47,719 And together we're the singin' dancin' Duncans! 369 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:50,859 ♪ We're the singin' dancin' Duncans ♪ 370 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:53,329 ♪ quite a happy bunch ♪ 371 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:57,059 ♪ we will always stick together ♪ 372 00:20:00,769 --> 00:20:03,739 ♪ you will always see us smiling ♪ 373 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,209 ♪ evening, noon and morn... ♪ 374 00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:13,209 Hi, guys. 375 00:20:14,579 --> 00:20:17,779 Look, I know you're all probably really mad at me. 376 00:20:17,819 --> 00:20:20,419 Oh, honey, we're not mad anymore. 377 00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:21,919 You're not? 378 00:20:21,959 --> 00:20:24,219 Come on, we know how you are. 379 00:20:24,259 --> 00:20:25,889 Everybody has flaws. 380 00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:27,959 I know. 381 00:20:27,999 --> 00:20:31,929 And mine is despite all my wonderful talents 382 00:20:31,969 --> 00:20:35,299 I have yet to be discovered. 383 00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,109 Well, I'm just so glad you've all forgiven me. 384 00:20:39,139 --> 00:20:42,279 Yeah, of course. And as far as the whole fake-family thing goes, 385 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:44,309 we've completely moved on. 386 00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:49,279 Fresh-baked cookies made from scratch. 387 00:20:49,319 --> 00:20:51,549 - Who's this? - Our new mom. 388 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:56,219 Okay, you got me. 389 00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:57,889 Fake mom, you can go home now. 390 00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,589 No way! We love fake mom. 391 00:21:00,629 --> 00:21:03,229 - She cooks. She cleans. - She even changes diapers. 392 00:21:03,259 --> 00:21:05,669 Diapers? Really? 393 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:09,899 Ha, welcome to the family. 394 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:19,379 Well, Charlie, if there's one thing your big sis wants you to know, 395 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,949 it's that it's important to always tell the truth. 396 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:24,379 That's right, honesty is always the best policy. 397 00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,649 - True dat. Yep. - Uh, guys? 398 00:21:26,689 --> 00:21:30,059 - Yep? - Where's the dryer? 399 00:21:31,659 --> 00:21:35,099 - I told you they'd notice. - Just keep walking. 400 00:21:37,829 --> 00:21:42,839 - Hey, dad, are they in trouble? - Oh yeah. 401 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:46,169 Your brothers are gonna need some good luck, Charlie. 402 00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:49,979 True dat. 403 00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:56,969 Your honor, this woman replaced her family 404 00:21:56,999 --> 00:22:00,599 just because they have no rhythm. 405 00:22:00,639 --> 00:22:02,609 Now given the horrible nature of this crime, 406 00:22:02,639 --> 00:22:04,269 I request the maximum punishment. 407 00:22:04,309 --> 00:22:05,639 And so do I. 408 00:22:05,679 --> 00:22:07,879 What are you doing? You're my attorney. 409 00:22:07,909 --> 00:22:11,079 Do you remember that time you made me eat all my broccoli? 410 00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:14,619 Who's laughing now? Huh. 411 00:22:16,019 --> 00:22:17,889 Your honor, we are ready for the verdict. 412 00:22:17,919 --> 00:22:19,589 How do you find the defendant? 413 00:22:23,259 --> 00:22:25,359 Guilty, mommy! 414 00:22:25,559 --> 00:22:26,759 Sync by Hana.Bean www.Itfriend.ORG www.Addic7ed.com 415 00:22:26,809 --> 00:22:31,359 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31085

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