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Ah. Ha ha! Extra point.
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Put some over there.
Store some over there.
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- Hey hey hey, you know what?
- What?
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Flag on the play. Flag on the play.
Excessive celebration.
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There's no penalties in paper football.
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There should be
'cause that was really annoying.
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Wait, hold on. Which point was annoying?
This right here?
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You didn't like that?
What if I slow it down for you?
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- You like that?
- No.
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- You don't like that?
- No, still annoying.
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Speed it up.
Speed it up!
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What are you guys doing?
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- We're playing paper football.
- Oh, paper football.
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Excellent topic.
Okay.
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Paper football is an american tradition.
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Allowing boys to entertain
themselves with nothing more.
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Than a piece of paper and a flat surface.
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What?
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On the other hand,
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Paper football requires no
athletic ability and no thinking,
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Therefore making it
a complete waste of time...
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And paper.
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- Wait, what are you doing?
- I'm on the debate team.
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I have to prepared to argue
any topic, no matter how stupid.
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So what else do you guys like to do?
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,and dad says ♪
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♪ "has anybodyseen my left shoe?" ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it isup on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,I've survived ♪
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♪ so just takemy advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby,things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I knowyour future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everythingturns out all right ♪
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♪ your lifeis up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna lovewho you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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P.J., what are you doing here?
You're supposed to be at the dentist.
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Totally forgot.
Why didn't you remind me?
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I did remind you.
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I put a note on your pillow,
I texted you and...
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Mom, you did everything you could.
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No one's blaming you here.
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P.J., honey, you are
17 years old.
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When are you gonna stop
being afraid of the dentist?
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When he stops coming at me
with those pointy tools.
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Besides, my tooth is feeling a lot better.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Okay, hang on one sec.
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Yeah, bite it.
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Sure.
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Mmm!
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Mmm, delicious.
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Now...
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If you'll excuse me.
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Ow!
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You want me to wear a grass skirt.
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In front of the whole class?
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Jo, you need to put on the entire costume.
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Gabe, let me explain something to you:
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You're an idiot.
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You're an idiot, idiot!
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- Idiot!
- Idiot!
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- Idiot!
- Whoa!
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Ho! What is going on
in here?
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Jo and I have to do this stupid project
together on one of the states.
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We got hawaii.
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The most boring of all the states.
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I know.
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Why couldn't we have gotten
one of the cool states.
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Like nebraska?
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I had a great idea for that one.
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Let me guess:
Dress up like a corn-stalk?
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No.
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All right, look, it may not
be as glamorous as nebraska,
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But you know what?
Hawaii's a pretty cool state.
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Name one cool thing about it.
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Well, it's the only state
made up entirely of islands.
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Okay.
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It has lots of unique flora and fauna.
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Dad, we can't just fill up our
report with a bunch of facts.
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All right, you know what?
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Hawaii's got an active volcano.
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Hey, we could build a volcano.
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I like things that explode.
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I don't know.
Sounds like a lot of work.
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Okay, well, I do have another idea.
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Volcano it is.
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P.J., you know what
I was just thinking about?
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Remember when we used to have
a mommy-and-p.J. Day?
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We should do that again.
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We haven't done that since I was seven.
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How about tomorrow?
We'll do whatever you want.
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You know what'd be fun?
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Not having
a p.J.-And-mommy day.
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That makes mommy sad.
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Mom, I'll hang out with you if you want.
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We can have
a mommy-and-teddy day.
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Yeah, mommy doesn't want that.
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Okay, ah!
Tomorrow after school,
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We are having
a p.J.-And-mommy day.
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And you are gonna love it.
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Mom, you can make me go,
but you can't make me love it.
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Okay, I'll love it.
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I thought mommy-and-teddy day
would be fun,
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But apparently not.
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Honey, it's actually
p.J.-And-dentist day.
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Oh, sneaky.
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The only way for me to get him
there is for me to trick him.
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So what's this "take gabe to laser tag"?
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Haircut.
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What's this?
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I was cleaning out my desk drawer,
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Came across this gift
certificate to a day spa.
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I think I forgot to give it to
you, like, on valentine's day.
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Or something.I don't know.
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Dad, was there anything
for me in the magic drawer?
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Uh, yes...
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A flyer to your fourth-grade
production of "the sound of music."
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I look forward to attending.
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Bob honey, this gift
certificate expires tomorrow.
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- Well, let's go tomorrow.
- I can't.
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I have to take p.J.
To the dentist.
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Mom, go.
I'll get p.J. To the dentist.
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How you gonna do that?
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I'll figure something out.
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I don't know if you've noticed,
but I'm smarter than him.
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What about charlie and gabe?
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Yeah, they're smarter than him too.
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Volcano's looking great, dad.
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Do you think it's big enough?
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Good point.
Little bigger, dad.
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This is just the frame.
It's gonna be a whole lot bigger.
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After it's been
papier-mached.
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You don't have to tell us.
Just do it.
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Gabe, this is my house.
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I don't take orders from you
or anybody else.
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Bob, time to go to the spa.
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Coming, honey.
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Okay, kids, let's listen up.
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Now the volcano is going to erupt
when you press this button.
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If you wanted it to erupt again,
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You'd have to take the whole thing apart.
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Therefore... and I cannot
stress this strongly enough...
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Do not press the button.
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What'd he just say?
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Something about a button.
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This is bob.
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Yeah.
No, I got it.
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I got it. Okay. Yeah, we'll see
you there in about 20 minutes.
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Sorry, honey, it's an extermination call.
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We gotta make one little
stop before we get to the spa.
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Really?
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Honey, it's a 313... code yellow.
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- What's that?
- Possum.
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Wouldn't it be faster to just say "possum"?
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Well, sure, you want to
take all the magic out of it.
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- What's this stuff called again?
- Newspaper.
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It's how people in
the olden days got their news.
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Uh, gabe, jo, listen up.
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So p.J. And I have to leave, but
I'll be back in like 15 minutes.
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That means you're gonna
be alone with charlie.
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Now she's taking a nap upstairs.
She probably won't bother you.
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But if you have any problems with charlie,
just give me a call on my cell.
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What'd she say?
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Something about charlie.
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Ow, p.J.!
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Oh! Ow, p.J.!
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What? What's wrong?
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I think I broke my tooth.
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Let me see.
Ew!
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It's a bloody mess in there.
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And there's seeds.
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Yeah, well, can you take me to the dentist?
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Ha, so awesome.
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What?
That I broke my tooth?
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No, that I got out of
mommy-and-p.J. Day.
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This is so cool.
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I've never seen you in action
doing your bug-catching "thang."
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Okay, look, the "thang" that we're catching.
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Is not a bug, it's a possum.
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Mm-hmm.
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Which rhymes with awesome.
Bam!
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Ow!
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Will youcut that out?
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I'm on duty.
Thank you.
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Okay. All right,
here we go.
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I think we've got a problem.
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Oh well, guess I'll have to see you
do your "thang" some other time.
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Come on.
Let's go get massages.
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Um, or...
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Pop! Nah nah nah nah nah!
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Oh no.
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Please?
I would do this for you.
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Well, this is officially
our second-worst date ever.
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What was the worst?
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Hot tubbing with your grandparents.
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No, you're right.
That was a bad idea.
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- Ow ow.
- Oh, excuse me, excuse me.
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Uh, my sister needs to see the dentist.
Her mouth is all bloody.
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It's really bad.
There's seeds.
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Last name?
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Duncan.
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Oh okay.
Yeah, we have you right here.
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P.J. Duncan, 3:00.
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What? But that-that
can't be right.
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No, that is right.
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Hello, p.J.
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Emmett?
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What are you doing here?
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I asked him to come.
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Why aren't you holding your mouth anymore?
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Because I'm not seeing the dentist today.
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You are.
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P.J., it's time.
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No!
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Ow!
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- I can't do this.
- No!
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Yes, you can. Okay?
You have a problem,
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But we're gonna help you through it.
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We all want what's best for you, man.
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Look, what if I promise to start flossing?
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Okay, we've heard those promises before.
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Come on, man, be strong.
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You're right.
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It's just a little tooth.
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It's just a little tooth.
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Thattaboy.
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- No no no!
- Get him, get him!
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P.J., let go!
Let go, let go.
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- Our first hug.
- Oh, not now!
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Don't make me brush you!
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Oh no.
Where are my...
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...Glasses?
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Oh! Now my tooth
is really broken.
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Oh!
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P.J., let's go.
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I said,
"let's get a fish tank."
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He said, "no, the big
toothbrush will be fun."
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Charlie, go to sleep, please.
Just stop.
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Gabe, unless that kid
can paint, get her out of here.
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Teddy, when are you getting home?
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I don't care about your stupid tooth.
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You can't leave me alone with charlie.
250
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Wait, teddy!
Oh.
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You're not alone, gabe.
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I'm not gonna help you,
but you're not alone.
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What's that smell?
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It's coming from
the business end of that kid.
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You gotta change it.
256
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,800
I don't know how to change a diaper.
257
00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,200
It's just like taking apart a burrito.
258
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And then putting it back together.
259
00:13:34,870 --> 00:13:38,680
I think I've eaten my last burrito.
260
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:50,250
You look adorable.
261
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,560
Shut up.
262
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:55,830
Okay, honey, look,
the possum's in the trap.
263
00:13:55,860 --> 00:13:57,760
All you gotta do... you just
gotta tie the rope to it.
264
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:01,230
- And I'll pull it right out.
- Oh.
265
00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:06,040
- I love you.
- Whatever.
266
00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,340
Oh my gosh.
267
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,670
What do you see, honey?
268
00:14:10,710 --> 00:14:13,880
Dirt, cobwebs, bugs.
269
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,010
I don't know how you do this all day, bob.
270
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,050
That's 'cause I know I'm
coming home to you, sweetie.
271
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:19,780
Oh, shut up.
272
00:14:19,820 --> 00:14:23,950
Okay, I see the trap.
273
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:26,890
Bob, I'm not so surethis is a possum.
274
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:30,630
- What do you mean? - Well, are
possums black with a white stripe?
275
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:33,930
What? No, get out.
That's not a possum. That's a...
276
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Skunk.
277
00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:44,140
Ah, charlie,stay still.
278
00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:47,410
Stupid diapers.
279
00:14:48,780 --> 00:14:51,250
Can you please keep it down back there?
280
00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,920
I'm trying to work here.
281
00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:55,320
Okay.
282
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:58,590
You know, this would be
a lot easier if you helped me.
283
00:14:58,620 --> 00:15:02,160
Yes, it probably would,
put we had an agreement.
284
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:05,330
I'll handle my thing that
explodes and you'll handle yours.
285
00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:10,670
Well, we've got a problem.
286
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,600
I'm all out of clean diapers.
287
00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:15,410
Now what am I gonna do?
288
00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,940
Okay, charlie, all better now.
289
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,780
Is that a shirt...
And duct tape?
290
00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,950
Yes.
291
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,590
Oh.
292
00:15:30,620 --> 00:15:34,020
See, I call it
"the shirt diaper."
293
00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,960
The good thing is that she's protected.
294
00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:39,400
And it's not my shirt.
295
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,540
Oh, now what?
296
00:15:46,570 --> 00:15:49,010
Why can't she just sit still?
297
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:53,040
I bet some more duct tape
would make her sit still.
298
00:15:57,980 --> 00:16:00,650
Hey, I'm gonna need to practice
for my debate later.
299
00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,690
- Could you give me a topic?
- Okay.
300
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,520
How about, why won't you go out with me?
301
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,360
No, I need a topic I can argue
from both sides.
302
00:16:09,690 --> 00:16:13,160
Okay, here we go.
303
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,630
Is this real life?
304
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:19,800
The doctor gave him some anesthesia.
305
00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:22,210
Teddy, come on back.
306
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,040
Teddy?
307
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,850
I have a sister named teddy.
308
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:36,850
Okay, so you didn't like carrots.
309
00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:42,290
How about some yummy peaches?
310
00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:46,100
There you go.
311
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,030
Oh!
312
00:16:49,070 --> 00:16:51,540
That's it.
You're in trouble now.
313
00:16:51,570 --> 00:16:53,600
Jo, get in here!
314
00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:57,780
What do you want now?
315
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,040
She won't eat.
316
00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,250
- Not my problem.
- Hey!
317
00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:04,550
Don't walk away when I'm talking to you.
318
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,450
I have work to do.
319
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:07,720
I don't care.
320
00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:10,290
I'm having a really bad day.
321
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:14,630
And all I'm asking for is a little respect.
322
00:17:14,690 --> 00:17:18,700
Oh, so what I do isn't important?
323
00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,430
Stop putting words into my mouth.
324
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:21,970
You know what?
That's it.
325
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,130
I'm outta here.
326
00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:25,940
You can't leave.
327
00:17:25,970 --> 00:17:27,640
Oh yeah? Watch me.
328
00:17:27,670 --> 00:17:29,970
Jo, wait, don't go.
329
00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:32,580
It's the first time I've been
left alone with charlie.
330
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:34,040
I'm blowing it.
331
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,580
I can't do this by myself.
332
00:17:41,250 --> 00:17:43,720
All right, I'll help you with the baby.
333
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,660
But just so you know, every doll I've
ever had ended up without its head.
334
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:59,100
Would you look at that?
You're really good with babies.
335
00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,340
Yeah, I guess I am.
336
00:18:01,370 --> 00:18:04,540
If you ever tell anyone, I'll hurt you.
337
00:18:06,340 --> 00:18:07,610
We're back.
338
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:10,380
Oh, here we go, charlie.
Here you go.
339
00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,790
Am I in hawaii...
340
00:18:16,490 --> 00:18:19,260
With grandma?
341
00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,630
I told you, these are my grandma's glasses.
342
00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:23,930
Just because I'm wearing them
doesn't make me grandma.
343
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,760
You're cranky, old lady.
344
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,670
Hey, emmett, where's teddy?
345
00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,600
Dropped her off at her debate.
346
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:35,110
Okay, buddy, how about we have a seat?
347
00:18:35,140 --> 00:18:39,380
This thing followed me all the way home.
348
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:44,150
- Hey kids.
- Hey dad.
349
00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:46,120
Why is charlie wearing a shirt diaper?
350
00:18:46,150 --> 00:18:49,720
Uh, long story.
Where's mom?
351
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,490
Longer story.
352
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:54,990
Hi, everybody.
353
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:58,000
Mommy got stung.
354
00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,560
It was all daddy's fault.
355
00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,640
Uh, honey, can you get
that thing behind you?
356
00:19:04,670 --> 00:19:06,240
Right back there.
357
00:19:11,710 --> 00:19:14,080
- Love you.
- Shut up.
358
00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:17,820
Honey, just scrub yourself real good with
that tomato juice for about two hours.
359
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:21,820
It'll get the smell
right out... I hope.
360
00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:25,990
Kids, don't ever go to the spa with daddy.
361
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,860
Hey hey hey.
362
00:19:28,890 --> 00:19:31,230
Hey, baby girl.
I tell you what:
363
00:19:31,260 --> 00:19:33,230
Let's get you a real diaper, okay?
364
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:36,000
Oh, that's my ride.
365
00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,770
I'm starving.
366
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:40,070
Are you hungry?
367
00:19:42,270 --> 00:19:45,240
I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
368
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,680
- But I had fun.
- Me too.
369
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:51,050
And we finished a pretty
awesome project too.
370
00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,380
I know. Can't wait to
see that volcano erupt.
371
00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,290
- I know.
- Okay.
372
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,090
No! No!
Wait, don't don't don't!
373
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:13,140
Volcano made a boom boom.
374
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:20,780
And that is why.
375
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,250
For the safety of our students.
376
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,950
And the peace of mind of our parents,
377
00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:28,220
I would argue that cell phone use in school.
378
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:30,090
Should not only be allowed,
379
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,220
It should be encouraged.
380
00:20:33,260 --> 00:20:34,730
Thank you.
381
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,930
Miss duncan,your rebuttal?
382
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,430
Ahem.
383
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,900
Cellular phone usage.
384
00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:46,170
Is a serious problem.
385
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,770
That presents many challenges
for the consumer.
386
00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:50,910
What?
387
00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:52,640
I said,
388
00:20:52,680 --> 00:20:57,250
Cellular phone usage is a serious issue...
389
00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:00,280
I concede.
390
00:21:07,530 --> 00:21:09,530
Hey, charlie, gabe here.
391
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:11,630
And I'm doing the video diary tonight.
392
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:14,530
Because teddy's having
some troubles with her words.
393
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:17,300
Nothing serious.
394
00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:20,940
Yeah.
395
00:21:20,970 --> 00:21:24,840
Anyway, today was the first
day I took care of you.
396
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,710
It went totally perfect.
397
00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:28,310
What?
398
00:21:28,350 --> 00:21:32,020
Okay, there were a few problems.
399
00:21:32,050 --> 00:21:36,850
But, I mean, you're fine.
400
00:21:36,890 --> 00:21:40,990
So they're probably going to
make me take care of you again.
401
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,930
Yeah.
Good luck, charlie.
402
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,190
I've got to say, gabe, I wasn't
sure about these things,
403
00:21:56,230 --> 00:21:57,460
But they are really comfortable.
404
00:21:57,530 --> 00:21:58,610
Yeah.
405
00:22:09,930 --> 00:22:13,340
I can't believe how much time I'm going to
save by not having to go to the bathroom.
406
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,590
Dude, ha!
407
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,720
I'm saving time right now, if you know what I mean.
408
00:22:21,860 --> 00:22:23,250
Nice.
409
00:22:23,820 --> 00:22:26,340
- Hey, dad, game's on.
- Yeah. Whoo!
410
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,630
Looking good, dad.
411
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:41,340
Oh, feelin' good, son.
412
00:22:41,340 --> 00:22:43,210
Whoo! Whoo.
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