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Uh-oh, Charlie,
look at your tummy.
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I think somebody's had
enough pancakes. No no.
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Oh my goodness,
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Somebody loves her blankie.
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Whoo!
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All right, dad, now pull out your blankie.
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Sure thing, son,
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Right after I drop you off
at a military school.
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Oh, hey, look what's
gonna happen on Saturday.
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Oh, yeah, the truck from the
thrift store is coming.
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And it's your wedding anniversary.
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Right.
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What time is the truck coming?
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So how are you guys
gonna celebrate this year?
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There's no better way to celebrate
than the tax deduction.
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We're gonna get from donating old clothes.
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Bob, remember the deduction
from our 10th anniversary?
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Ooh!
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Guys, guys, guys, you know what?
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I think we should do something for
mom and dad on their anniversary.
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Don't we do enough for them
on mother's and father's day?
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You never do anything for them.
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Excuse me, I was born,
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Which made them a mother and a father.
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My work is done.
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Well, I think.
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We should surprise them
with a romantic dinner.
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You're gonna make a dinner?
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I think we should surprise them.
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And order a romantic dinner.
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Then we can serve it to them like waiters.
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Why do girl ideas always take so much work?
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I get it.
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If we do something nice for them,
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They have to do something nice for us.
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- Like give us presents.
- Yes.
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Why can't we just do it
because we love them?
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Because then we don't
get stuff. Duh.
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today's all burnt toast
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running late, and dad says
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has anybody
seen my left shoe?
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I close my eyes, take a bite
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grab a ride, laugh out loud
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there it is up on the roof
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I've been there, I've survived
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so just take my advice
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hang in there, baby
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things are crazy
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but I know your future's bright
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hang in there, baby
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there's no maybe
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everything turns out all right
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your life is up and down
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but trust me, it comes back around
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you're gonna love
who you turn out to be
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hang in there, baby.
.
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Hey!
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Shouldn't someone go
tell Charlie to shut up?
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You know what?
You give it a shot.
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We've been trying all night long.
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And by "we" he means me.
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Come on, I got up that one time.
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And when you flushed, you woke her up.
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But why is she so fussy?
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We can't find her blankie.
And we've looked everywhere.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
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She shouldn't need something
to help her sleep.
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What about your stuffed monkey?
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Coco's different.
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Guys, what a horrible way
to spend your anniversary.
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We should really get out of the house.
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Ow. What are
you doing?
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Oh.
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Mom and dad, on your anniversary
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I'm taking you to lunch and a movie,
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My treat.
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Oh, dad, bring your wallet.
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You don't know what
"my treat" means, do you?
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Okay, we'd love to go to a movie, kids,
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But not when Charlie's so upset.
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I'll find Charlie's blankie
and take care of her.
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Now you two go out
and enjoy some alone time.
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On your anniversary.
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With Gabe.
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And I know the perfect movie to see...
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"star exploders ii:
Ticking asteroids" in 3d.
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Hey, you know what?
The critics hated that.
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- That means it's gotta be good.
- Oh, yeah.
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Or we could see
"the willow weeps tomorrow."
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- What's that about?
- It's a haunting tale of a young girl.
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Who lives on a farm, plants a willow tree.
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And grows up with dreams
of becoming a ballerina.
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And then on the day of the bigudition.
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She twists her ankle,
goes back to the farm,
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Gets married and has a baby.
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And do you know what she names it?
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Willow.
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I feel like we just saw it.
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And hated it.
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Oh, come on, guys.
It's my anniversary too.
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No no no, you're absolutely right.
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Look, we don't have to figure this out now.
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We'll decide when we get to the theater.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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"star exploders"!
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Charlie, I'm looking for your blankie.
Please stop crying.
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Oh, look, it's your favorite show...
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"the circles.
" they're the colorful singing shapes.
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That teach you about shapes.
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I am a red circle, yes, I am
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I am big and round
and red.
.
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Hey!
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Man, this is annoying.
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Oh, what's this I found?
Is this your blankie?
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I'll take that as a no.
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Let's take you on a walk.
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That'll make you feel better.
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Yay!
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Great, I think I'm the only woman in here.
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Hey, what about...?
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Nope.
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I'm kind of getting hungry.
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Yeah, you know what?
Let's eat.
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Pass this to your dad.
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Isn't this great...
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Not having to buy that movie theater food?
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We're saving so much money.
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I guess I had a different
picture in my mind.
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When Gabe said
"lunch and a movie."
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I think he said
"lunch in a movie."
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Mom, do you have my milkshake?
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Oh.
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You know what?
I think it's easier.
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If you just stick the straw in.
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Hey, the movie's starting.
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Really?
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Excuse me, could you
take off your tentacles?
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Got the cake.
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Whoa.
What's all this about?
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Oh, it's the theme for tonight's dinner.
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I turned the living room
into a moroccan palace.
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So we'll be serving moroccan food?
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Won't that make dad gassy?
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Name a country that won't make dad gassy.
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Good point.
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Are you still looking
for Charlie's blankie?
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I can't find it anywhere.
I thought I put it in that pile of dirty clothes.
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We have a dirty clothes pile?
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Yeah, it's where your clothes magically go.
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After you throw them on the floor.
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I hope you didn't put it
on the donation pile.
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For the thrift store,
'cause that is long gone.
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- We gave her blankie away?
- You gave her blankie away.
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- We have to get it back.
- You have to get it back.
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- Stop saying that.
- You stop saying that.
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You know, I'm usually the
one who messes things up.
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But this time everything on
my side of the operation.
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Is going just fine.
See?
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"bon voyage, Esther & marty"?
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- Oops. - You brought
home the wrong cake.
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Can't we just tell mom and dad.
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That "bon voyage" is french
for "happy anniversary"?
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What about "esther & marty"?
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Who cares about them?
They're on a ship.
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Okay, we still have time
before mom and dad get home.
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- We can fix this.
- How?
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You drop me off at the thrift store.
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I'll grab the blankie
while you go switch cakes.
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Let's do it.
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Let's do it with Charlie.
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Oh!
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Yeah!
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That was awesome.
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And derivative.
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They did it in "solar
troopers: Star quest iv."
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How many stars have to explode
before this thing is over?
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10, 365,
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Or so they said in the chat room.
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Hey, mom, could you jiggle your purse?
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My shake's clogging.
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Honey, put your phone away.
It's distracting.
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My phone is distracting.
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From the 3d destruction of the milky way?
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Do you mind?
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You were talking too.
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About the movie, which is totally allowed.
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Oh, yeah?
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Honey, honey, where are you going?
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Out.
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Excuse me, could you move your flipper?
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I should go talk to her.
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Mr. President,
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Only you can give the order
to explode the supernova.
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May the galaxy forgive me.
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Whoo!
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Excuse me, excuse me.
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Hi, I donated something
and I have to get it back.
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Oh, dear.
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Someone doesn't know what
the word "donation" means.
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See, darling, when you "donate" something.
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You "do not" get it back.
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You don't understand how important this is.
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I accidentally gave away
my baby sister's blankie.
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Your baby sister's blankie?!
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I still don't care.
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00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:15,920
Did someone wake up on the
wrong side of the bed?
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I sleep on the futon.
Mama gets the bed.
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Can you help me?
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I'm afraid it's out of my hands.
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Everything that was donated this
week is already on that truck.
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Leslie's dog-washing
service.
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If your pooch is dirty,
I'll make him purty.
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Side business.
I'm also a life coach.
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Yeah, uh-huh.
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Oh, I think I see it.
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No, ma'am, we don't wash cats.
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Cats wash themselves.
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Uh-oh.
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Wait, no.
Hold it, no.
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Boop boop boop!
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This is zaalouk, couscous,
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Tajine, pastilla and harira.
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Any questions?
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Actually, I do have a question.
Is your name really aziz?
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It is on saturdays
between 5:00 and 9:00.
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Tuesdays and thursdays
I'm raoul from el gaucho.
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Oh, cool.
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I'm also in the food delivery business.
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I work for kwikki chikki.
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You mean the guys who wear the rooster hat.
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With the cartoon beak?
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Where's your pride, man?
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Gotta answer the phone.
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- Hello.
- P. J.
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Teddy, what happened to you?
I went to the thrift store and you weren't there.
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I'm locked in the back of a truck.
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Ooh, this is cute.
240
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,490
Someone threw this out?
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00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:10,760
What? Teddy, I can't hear you.
Try going outside to get better reception.
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If I could go outside,
I wouldn't have to call you.
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Okay, I have an idea...
why don't I go outside?
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Can I hear you now?
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I'm locked in the back of a truck.
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Locked in the back of a truck?
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Teddy, how could you be so stupid?
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Um, forget that question.
I gotta go.
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Wait, no.
Wait, no.
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Um, yeah.
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Charlie, hi.
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Can you open the door for me?
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Charlie, come here.
Charlie, where are you going?
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Charlie, Charlie.
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Charlie, can you come here?
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Thattagirl. A little closer.
A little closer.
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Charlie, no.
No, not the food.
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Charlie, please.
Please come here.
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Charlie, Charlie, hi, hi.
260
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,260
Come here.
Come here.
261
00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,330
Yes, thattagirl.
Thattagirl.
262
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,240
A little closer.
A little closer.
263
00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,710
Ugh.
264
00:13:17,050 --> 00:13:20,980
You can do that,
but you can't open the door?
265
00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,390
Hey, honey, you're missing the whole movie.
266
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:38,600
Yeah, that's kind of the idea.
267
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,160
What are you doing out here?
268
00:13:40,170 --> 00:13:44,300
The guy with the tentacles cut the cheese.
269
00:13:44,300 --> 00:13:48,640
Yeah, it was the guy with the tentacles.
270
00:13:48,640 --> 00:13:52,410
Honey, what's wrong?
271
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:54,340
I don't know.
272
00:13:54,340 --> 00:13:57,210
I guess the truth is it would be nice.
273
00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,150
To do more on our anniversary.
274
00:13:59,150 --> 00:14:01,650
We used to do special things.
275
00:14:01,650 --> 00:14:03,950
Now we're eating onion rings
out of my purse.
276
00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:06,590
There were onion rings?
277
00:14:06,590 --> 00:14:08,450
But I thought we agreed.
278
00:14:08,460 --> 00:14:10,160
We weren't gonna do anything special.
279
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:12,090
Yeah, I know.
I know we did.
280
00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,690
So now you want to do special things?
281
00:14:13,690 --> 00:14:16,000
Well, it's better than
doing unspecial things,
282
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,560
Like sitting in a theater
full of 40-year-old nerds.
283
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:21,260
Hey, I'm only 36.
284
00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:27,270
Okay, you know what?
285
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,740
You guys go back and enjoy your movie.
286
00:14:29,740 --> 00:14:31,770
And I'm gonna go see
"the willow weeps tomorrow."
287
00:14:31,770 --> 00:14:35,280
No, honey, wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
288
00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:37,550
Are you gonna want the onion rings or...?
289
00:14:39,910 --> 00:14:41,850
Here you go.
290
00:14:41,850 --> 00:14:44,620
Happy anniversary.
291
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:51,120
I don't think I handled that very well.
292
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:54,090
Ya think?
293
00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:56,700
Oh, man.
294
00:14:56,700 --> 00:14:59,370
I should have planned something.
295
00:14:59,370 --> 00:15:01,600
- Well, maybe you did.
- What do you mean?
296
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,100
Well, Teddy, p. J. And I
are surprising you guys.
297
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:05,570
With an anniversary dinner.
298
00:15:05,570 --> 00:15:08,210
It was all my idea, not Teddy's.
299
00:15:10,180 --> 00:15:12,910
But I can let you take the credit.
300
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:15,210
Are you serious?
You'd do that for me?
301
00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,010
Sure. Just remember me
on Gabe's day.
302
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:21,420
- What's Gabe's day?
- Surprise me.
303
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,590
Agh! An arm!
304
00:15:29,590 --> 00:15:31,960
My goodness, people will donate anything.
305
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,730
A little help here.
306
00:15:34,730 --> 00:15:36,930
What are you doing in the back of my truck?
307
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:39,700
Looking for my sister's blankie.
And it's not in here,
308
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:42,730
Although I did find this
really cute top, see?
309
00:15:42,730 --> 00:15:44,870
You know what would look good with that?
310
00:15:44,870 --> 00:15:46,800
Get out of my truck!
311
00:15:46,810 --> 00:15:48,770
But I don't even know where I am.
312
00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:50,740
You're in the driveway of my house.
313
00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,510
Mama always likes first dibs on my pile.
314
00:15:53,510 --> 00:15:56,310
Wait, and you still have
to sleep on the futon?
315
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,810
That just doesn't seem right.
316
00:15:57,810 --> 00:16:01,180
Would you mind telling that to my mama?
317
00:16:04,220 --> 00:16:07,490
Charlie, please open the door.
318
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,920
Open window.
319
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:29,200
Ha ha!
Coming, Charlie.
320
00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,030
This is so sad.
321
00:16:52,030 --> 00:16:55,460
I know.
322
00:16:55,460 --> 00:16:57,930
First she loses her man,
323
00:16:57,930 --> 00:17:01,670
And now her sense of smell.
324
00:17:01,670 --> 00:17:05,740
Her problem is she loves too much.
325
00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:08,210
I smell Oscar.
326
00:17:08,210 --> 00:17:10,710
But she won't.
327
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,590
What are you doing here?
328
00:17:21,590 --> 00:17:24,860
- I was worried about you.
- And our movie ended.
329
00:17:24,860 --> 00:17:27,090
Ow!
330
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,560
Look, honey, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
331
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,500
But I've got an anniversary
surprise waiting for you at home.
332
00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,170
Really?
What is it?
333
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:39,840
If I told you, it wouldn't be
much of a surprise now, would it?
334
00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:41,300
Oh.
335
00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:43,140
I love you.
336
00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:53,250
Thanks for staying and watching
the rest of the movie with me.
337
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:55,580
Oh.
338
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:58,250
Okay.
339
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,990
Why do I have to stay?
340
00:18:02,990 --> 00:18:06,530
Because if you don't,
Gabe's day is canceled.
341
00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:18,870
What are you doing here?
342
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:20,970
I have a heart as well as a brain.
343
00:18:20,970 --> 00:18:22,970
I'm not a robot.
344
00:18:22,970 --> 00:18:24,640
I wish I was.
345
00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:30,480
Hey, dad, do you want to switch seats?
346
00:18:39,090 --> 00:18:42,720
So then I left Broadway.
347
00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,360
I've never looked back.
348
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:48,630
I can't believe I didn't
find Charlie's blankie.
349
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:50,500
I could have sworn
350
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,660
I looked at every single
thing in that truck.
351
00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:54,930
Were you even listening to my life's story?
352
00:18:54,930 --> 00:18:58,100
Does the name Patti lupone
mean nothing to you?
353
00:18:58,100 --> 00:19:00,570
I'm sorry, I just...
354
00:19:00,570 --> 00:19:03,440
- What are you sitting on?
- Just a little blanket.
355
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:05,780
No, that's Charlie's blankie.
Give me that!
356
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:07,680
Oh, there.
357
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,050
Why were you sitting on it?
358
00:19:09,050 --> 00:19:11,420
How shall I put this?
359
00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:15,390
I have a medical condition
known as posterial hydrosis.
360
00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:18,020
- What's that?
- Butt sweats.
361
00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,990
Eww.
362
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,100
Well, at least I got it back.
363
00:19:25,370 --> 00:19:27,440
Stop the truck.
Back it up.
364
00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,870
Boop boop boop!
365
00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:33,810
Okay, look, before we go in
I just want to say something.
366
00:19:33,810 --> 00:19:38,080
Now I know I'm not always
the most romantic guy,
367
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:41,140
But I should be, because you deserve it.
368
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,800
Happy anniversary!
369
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,270
Surprise!
370
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:54,240
Oh, Charlie.
371
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,470
What happened?
372
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,940
Ask dad. He planned
the whole thing.
373
00:20:05,880 --> 00:20:08,390
For your anniversary we'd like to serve you.
374
00:20:08,390 --> 00:20:10,090
A traditional moroccan feast.
375
00:20:10,090 --> 00:20:12,560
But since that ended up on the floor,
376
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:14,420
We bring you...
377
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:17,160
Peanut butter toast.
378
00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:19,130
This is so sweet of you kids.
379
00:20:19,130 --> 00:20:21,160
You know, I think this turned out to be.
380
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,860
A pretty great anniversary after all.
381
00:20:22,860 --> 00:20:26,170
I don't even mind that
I'm sitting in couscous.
382
00:20:26,170 --> 00:20:28,730
And now it's time for the entertainment.
383
00:20:28,740 --> 00:20:31,970
Ladies and gentlemen,
may I present to you...
384
00:20:31,970 --> 00:20:34,240
The dancing Duncans!
385
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:53,060
Isn't it amazing
how a little piece of cloth.
386
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,890
Can make someone so happy,
387
00:20:54,890 --> 00:20:59,160
Even when it's covered in
tire tracks and butt sweat?
388
00:20:59,160 --> 00:21:02,470
I'm gonna wash it after you fall asleep.
389
00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,940
But it's so funny, because we
love our blankies so much,
390
00:21:05,940 --> 00:21:08,070
And then one day we forget all about them.
391
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:11,880
And if you're like me, you'll grow out
of yours by the time you're five.
392
00:21:13,850 --> 00:21:15,950
Good night.
393
00:21:20,990 --> 00:21:22,920
But if you're like Gabe,
394
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:26,220
You might bring it on your honeymoon.
395
00:21:27,860 --> 00:21:29,430
Good luck, Charlie.
396
00:21:34,430 --> 00:21:36,600
Hey, you know what?
I'm kind of hungry.
397
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:40,270
Pass this your dad.
398
00:21:40,270 --> 00:21:43,110
Anything else?
399
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,140
I had chicken yesterday.
Got anything else?
400
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,020
What, no fixings?
401
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:58,150
Hold on.
402
00:22:02,590 --> 00:22:05,690
Hey, honey, aren't you
gonna have something?
403
00:22:05,690 --> 00:22:07,660
Oh, I almost forgot.
404
00:22:09,790 --> 00:22:12,220
Okay,
405
00:22:12,220 --> 00:22:15,330
Who ordered nachos?
406
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,760
That would be me.
407
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,530
Shh.
408
00:22:18,730 --> 00:22:19,930
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