All language subtitles for Good Luck Charlie s01e10 ake Mel Out to the Ball Game.eng

- Mom.
- What?

What are you doing?

Squeezing in my cardio,
working up a sweat.

Okay. Well, can you
sweat on P.J.'s sandwich?

Gotta feel the burn.

Gotta buy my lunch!

Hey, honey.
Honey!

- What?
- I'm leaving for work.

- Give me a kiss.
- Catch me if you can.

I've kissed
you enough already.

Wow, I guess
it's true:

Breakfast is the most
disturbing meal of the day.

Wait. Whoa whoa whoa.
Bob, wait.

I forgot
to tell you something.

It's about your
Uncle Mel... he called.

I don't wanna hear it.

Oh, come on! He begged me
to pass on the message.

Thank you, and now I'm
going to pass on the message.

- Who's Uncle Mel?
- Somebody you'll never know.

He's your father's uncle.

Okay, so you told me
about Uncle Stanley

Who knits sweaters
for his cats,

But you didn't want
to tell me about Uncle Mel?

Because, Teddy,
if you don't have

Anything nice
to say about someone,

Then don't say
anything at all.

And Mel's an idiot.

Okay, mom, tell me about Uncle Mel.

Well, he and your father had

Some kind of falling out.
That's all I know.

Isn't there some way
we can find out more?

This is the first interesting
thing about dad since...

Well, this is the first
interesting thing about dad.

Honey, trust me.
I've learned the hard way:

When it comes
to Duncan family drama,

- Stay out.
- Are there any other

Surprise relatives
you want to tell me about?

No.

No.

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Great news, mom.
I like Charlie now.

Well, finally.
What happened?

We were in the park
and this photographer

Thought that Charlie was
the cutest baby ever.

He offered to pay her 100
dollars to use her as a model.

Who knew? She's actually
good for something

Besides drooling
and pooping.

"Walter Louper
photography.

Specializing in dogs,
cats and babies."

Forget it. I'm not
exploiting my baby.

But we don't have
a dog or a cat.

Mom, come on.

This could be
a big break for Charlie.

P.J., Charlie is not getting
a job before you do.

Well, the photographer
didn't offer to shoot me.

Ha. You don't have
to have a modeling job.

Any job will do.
Come here.

Man, this conversation
sure took an ugly turn.

Anyway, we will not
be needing this.

- I knew we should've done it my way.
- What was your way?

We don't tell mom we're
doing the photo shoot,

We go ahead and do it
anyway and split the money.

When did you come up
with that?

At the park.
I told you when

The girls'
cross-country team ran by.

Oh, yeah!

What were
we talking about again?

Hi, Charlie.
Teddy here.

So it turns out there's
a Duncan family mystery.

Yeah, yesterday I found out
we have an Uncle Mel.

Does this
look good on me?

Well, only if you pull your pants
over your face, because that is a belt.

We need to go
to the mall today.

You don't have
anything new for me to wear.

Okay, Ivy, I'm thinking about something
a little bit more important than clothes.

- Shoes?
- Family.

You're funny, t.

Okay, listen. Something went down
between my dad and his Uncle Mel

And I have to know
what happened.

What is this?

Oh, that's a credit card
my dad gave me a while ago.

And I'm just now
hearing about this?

Well, it's for
emergencies only.

Honey, I've seen
your closet.

It is an emergency.

Okay. Well, if you go
to the rest home with me,

I will go
to the mall with you.

Okay, but I have
to warn you:

My grandpa was
in a rest home

And it was depressing.
He'd just sit there

And complain about how
nobody ever came to visit.

Finally,
I just stopped going.

We have several options
at Shady Hills:

There's the one-year plan, the
three-year plan and the fi...

How old is your father?

You might want to
go month to month.

Okay. Bye-bye.

Welcome to Shady Hills.
How can I help you?

We're here
to see Mel Duncan.

- Have you signed in?
- No.

Are you waiting
for a formal invitation?

No, we just got here.
We're happy to sign in.

I'd be most honored.

Let me page Mel for you.

Mel, you have
a visitor!

Somebody here
to see me?

Hi, Uncle Mel.

I'm your great-niece Teddy.
I'm Bob's daughter.

You're kidding.
Bob made you?

Yeah, well,
my mom's pretty hot.

- Oh, this is my friend Ivy.
- Hi. My mom's hot too.

Okay.

Hey, everybody,
this is my niece...

- What did you say your name was again?
- Teddy.

- ...Hedy.
- No no, Teddy. Teddy.

That's a weird name.

Weirder than hedy?

This is
my niece Teddy

- And... do you like music?
- I love music.

Hey, everybody, my niece
is gonna sing us some songs.

- I am?
- Yeah.

Ivy, help.

Hi, everybody.

And welcome to...

The room that we're in.

We're gonna start
off with a little...

- Maestro?
- I think I remember "Swanee River."

"Swanee River."

♪ way down upon
the Swanee River ♪

♪ far far away... ♪

I don't remember
the words.

I only know the dirty
ones from third grade.

♪ it's such a funny
name for a river ♪

♪ and that's all
I have to say, hey. ♪

Okay, that's enough of that.
Let's try something else.

- Any requests?
- "Swanee River."

Oh, boy.

It's almost ready to go. You've
got a real cute baby there,

One of the best
I've ever seen.

Yeah yeah,
did you bring the cash?

I did, but first I need a
parent to sign this release form.

No problemo.

Problemo.

Sure. Mom is
right in the kitchen.

- She is?
- She is.

Gabe, why don't you
go into the kitchen

And have mom sign
this for us?

So you're
a photographer, huh?

Yup.

Oh, I got a camera
for my seventh birthday...

- Then I lost it.
- Cute story.

Well, here you go.

Your mom has
very nice... Printing.

You know, before we start the session

I probably better
go talk to her.

- Very bad idea.
- And why is that?

Because she's
in one of her moods

And now she wants
more money.

She does?
How much?

- 125 dollars.
- What?

- But we agreed on 100 dollars.
- Walter, I've been riding

This rollercoaster
for the past 17 years.

Let me handle it.

This is
a strange situation.

The moms almost always
want to meet me.

This one just wants
her money.

Pack it up.
The show's over.

- What? What happened?
- She wants you out.

You don't understand.
I have a deadline to meet.

We have
to make this work.

Well, you might want
to offer her 150 dollars.

Fine. 150 dollars,
but that's it.

Let me see
what I can do.

Let's make some magic.

And my baby sister's
name is Charlie.

Charlie, Teddy... didn't
your dad know any girl names?

Speaking of my dad,

What exactly happened
between you guys?

- You don't want to hear about that.
- Actually, I do.

Well, look.
We just met

And I'd like
to get to know someone

Before I start saying bad
things about their father.

Okay. Well, let's get
to know each other.

- Tell me about yourself.
- Well, I love baseball.

Hey, there's a game today.
Will you take me?

Tell me other things
about yourself.

Oh, come on. I haven't been
to a ballgame in forever.

- I'd give anything to go to one.
- Well, today?

- I don't know. I promised my
friend... - yeah yeah, fine, thanks.

Thanks for dropping by.

See you in 20 years.
I'll be sitting right here.

T. You've got
to try this.

- What is it?
- Steak and potatoes.

They can blend
anything in this place.

Okay, Ivy. Hey.

What would you say
to a little change in plans?

- Am I gonna like this change?
- It involves us getting out of here.

- I'm in.
- We're going to a ballgame.

- I'm out.
- Fine, then stay here.

- Back in.
- Mel, come on, let's go.

- We're going to the ballgame
- hot dog! Sounds great,

But first we've got
to get past the warden.

I'll handle her.

Excuse me.
I'd like to take

- Mel out for the afternoon.
- Are you over 18 years of age?

- No.
- Is he dead?

- No.
- Request denied.

Step away
from the desk.

Thank you for your time.

Plan B.

- Right.
- Break.

I'm sorry, dude.

It's for a good cause.

- We've got a roller!
- Not on my watch we don't.

- You having a good time, Uncle Mel?
- The best.

Oh, this is
terrific, kid.

- Thanks for bringing me.
- Yeah.

So listen. You said
when we got to the game

You were going to tell me
the story about... whoo!

...What happened
between you and dad.

After this inning.

Hot stuff
coming through.

Ivy! Ivy,
what is all this?

It's your fault
for giving me a credit card.

Right. The emergency
credit card.

Some of this stuff could
be used in an emergency.

Right, like if we run
into a giant foam nose.

- It looks like he's having fun.
- Yeah.

Such a sweet old guy.

Who could possibly have
a problem with him?

You stink!

Are you a ballplayer
or a ballerina?!

You make me
want to puke!

* su-su-superstar *

* she's a star,
going far *

* there you are,
su-su-superstar *

* su-su-superstar,
yeah, come on *

* looks all right,
ladylike, day and night *

* come on,
su-su-superstar *

* su-su-superstar *

* grooving the runway
from Monday through Sunday *

* she wrote the book, got the
look, on every magazine, love her *

* superstar, superstar,
that's what you are *

* su-su-superstar,
yeah, a superstar *

* yeah, a superstar,
that's what you are *

* su-su-superstar. *

Careful, cupcake! If you slide,
you might dirty your skirt!

Hey, Uncle Mel,
calm down. We're winning.

Yeah, for now,
but it ain't gonna last.

Because they stink!
Like a sewer, they stink!

Hey, control your grandpa!
He's scaring my kids.

- Hey, your kids stink.
- Sorry. He didn't mean that.

I'm sure your kids
smell awesome.

Okay, Uncle Mel,
why don't you just sit down

And enjoy a nice,
quiet hot dog?

I'd love a hot dog.
Hey, weiner, have a weiner!

- No! - Are you gonna do
something about him or should I?

Yeah, I said I'd handle
it and it would be

A lot easier without
your helpful suggestions.

Oh, well, here's
a helpful suggestion:

Take him out of here
or I take you out of here.

Oh, you shouldn't
have said that,

'cause now Ivy's about
to get out of her chair.

T, hold my ring.

Okay, can we all
just chill?

Hey, losers!
Get a load of this!

No!

Oh no, we're on
the jumbo screen.

Are we almost done?

'cause if not, we're kinda
getting into overtime.

- Is that a problem?
- Not for us.

But for mom. I think
it's gonna cost you.

Exactly what I was
thinking, little brother.

I'm gonna run this
by the boss

Mom. What are
you doing here?

- I live here.
- But you're not supposed to be back yet.

Well, I finished everything I
needed to do... got the car washed,

Did the grocery shopping,
went to the bank.

What is that flashing coming
from the living room?

Oh, it's probably a fuse.
You might want to check

The fuse box
out in the garage.

- Get out! Shut it down!
- What's going on?

Mom's home.
She's really home.

Get out!

- What's going on here?
- P.J, you want to take that one?

No, I'll take
the next one.

I can't believe
you two disobeyed me.

Oh, my poor little baby.

I love it...
mom and baby.

Look. Please stop.
Just get out.

- But you look so good together.
- No, seriously... get out.

- Perfect. Just like that.
- Like that?

- Yes.
- And how about a little of this?

- Great.
- Wait. Get my better side.

Wow. Mom,
you're a natural.

- Yeah, the camera loves you.
- You two are so grounded.

Then the police
politely asked us to leave,

At which point Uncle Mel
invited them to kiss something

That had been
on the jumbo screen.

Oh, good. All right.

Now you know why I wanted you
to stay away from your Uncle Mel.

The guy's a maniac, especially
when it comes to baseball.

Yeah, that would've
been useful information.

You know what?
Just go to bed.

I really don't want
to talk about this anymore.

Well, there is
one more thing

I should tell you
about Uncle Mel.

- Yeah? What's that?
- He's in the living room.

- What?!
- You have to talk to him.

No, I don't. I don't. I've
got nothing to say to him.

What is this all about, anyway?
Why won't anybody tell me?

Because it's
ancient history.

All right? It's done.
It's forgotten about.

I've moved on. Now get that
old fart out of my house!

Be right back.

So dad says welcome.

He doesn't want
to talk to me, does he?

Well, I don't want
to talk to him either!

And you can
tell him I said that.

I'll be right back.

Uncle Mel says
he loves you.

Really?

Uncle Mel said that?

Yeah, he said
something like that.

It's so long since
I've been in the living room.

Well, when is he gonna
leave the living room?

Okay, Uncle Mel wants
to sort this thing out.

- Maybe you should start.
- I think he should start.

I'll be right back.

Dad says he loves you.

Hogwash!

And he thinks
it would help

If you told me
what this feud was about.

When your father was 10 years
old, I was his baseball coach.

Oh. Now I get it.

What's that
supposed to mean?

Well, you get a little bit
too excited about baseball.

I share my opinions!

Anyway, I gave him some
constructive criticism...

You said I swung
like a girl!

I was sugar-coating it!
You swung like a baby girl!

Hey, we're talking.
This is a start.

You humiliated me in front
of the entire team.

I was trying
to make you better.

Well, you didn't yell
at any of the other kids.

Because I didn't care about
any of the other kids, fathead!

Whoa.
Did you hear that?

Before the fathead part.

He said
he cared about you.

I was trying
to make you tough

And I guess

Sometimes I got
a little carried away.

- I'm sorry.
- We have an apology. Hey, dad.

Well, maybe sometimes I was
a little oversensitive...

And I'm sorry.

And a return apology.

Now you know what we do in
this family after we fight?

I'm hoping eat.

We hug.

- Hugging's for girls.
- Baby girls.

That's...

I gotta tinkle.

Be back in 20 minutes.

Right over there.

Come here.

You did good, kid.
Thank you.

Yeah, well,
you guys are always saying

- How important family is.
- Yes. Yes, it is.

He just walked into the'?

- I'm afraid so.
- Hey, Mel,

- That's not a bathroom.
- It is now!

Well, Charlie, here I am
waiting for you and mom,

'cause mom said I have to
see this, whatever this is.

Here we come.

Look at you two!

Why are you
dressed like that?

Well, we had
a casting.

In the professional
modeling business,

That's what
an audition is called...

A casting.

So you're
a professional model now?

Oh, don't act
surprised, Teddy.

I think we all knew
this day was coming.

She's a model now.

If I knew raising parents
was gonna be this hard,

Never would've done it.

But soon enough
it'll be your turn

So good luck, Charlie.

P.J. Duncan,
here to see my parents.

Hey, mom!

I'll be right
with you, P.J.

I'm in the middle of class.
We're really gonna push it.

We're gonna
touch our toes.

And touch your toes.

Or your knees.

You know what?
Just do the best you can.

Okay, now we're
gonna squat.

Oh, take it down!
Gotta feel the burn.

Here we go.

Oh, no!

Bob, I'm locked again.

Bob!

"Swanee River"!

Here, mom. I gotcha.

Oh, thank you, P.J.

Oh, sorry I'm late, guys.

That was a long walk in
from the parking lot.

That's what happens when
you don't do the squats.

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