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Hey, Charlie!
It's your big sister Teddy
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with the latest installment
of my video diary.
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Teddy, turn that thing off.
It's breakfast time.
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In a minute!
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That noise you hear is our
neighbor's annoying new dog.
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Ever since she got
that little rat,
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- none of us have gotten any sleep.
- Teddy, I asked you
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- to do something.
- And I asked for a minute!
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Your breakfast
is getting cold.
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Well, then just put it
back in the toaster!
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Sorry you had to see that.
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There is no prize in here.
There's supposed to be a prize.
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You took it out yesterday.
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I know, but I
put it back in
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so I'd have something
to look forward to.
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Bob, where are you?
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- Can I have a minute?!
- Well, hurry up!
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You're missing
quality family time!
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Gabe, stop hitting
the toaster.
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But it's taking forever.
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I don't even remember
what I put in here.
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Okay, Charlie,
I will get you your juice
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In just a minute, honey.
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Whoa! Even
Charlie's in a mood.
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Morning.
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- Bob, did you forget to do
something? - I'll kiss you tonight.
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No. You only shaved
half your face.
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Pick, pick, pick.
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Maybe this is how
I like to wear it now.
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Well, it looks ridiculous.
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What if I decided just
to brush half my hair?
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I thought you already
made that decision.
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Oh, you are going down!
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Wait! Stop! Stop!
Do you guys hear that?
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- I don't hear anything.
- Exactly.
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The barking stopped.
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- Oh, come on!
- Really?
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Well, at least Charlie's
getting some sleep.
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Why did Mrs. Dabney have to
get that stupid dog, anyway?
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Why couldn't she get something
that made less noise...
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Like a fish?
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Fish don't make any noise.
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I wish you were a fish.
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Can we all agree that
thing is a pest?
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Because as an exterminator,
it is my job
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To take care of pests.
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When you say "take care of,"
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I know you actually mean kill.
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Which I'm totally fine with,
by the way.
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I'll just go over to
Mrs. Dabney's and demand
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She keep the dog in at night.
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Or we could just
try being friendly.
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Friendly? With Mrs. Dabney?
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What is this,
crazy idea day?
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Okay, look, I am serious.
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How about I invite
her over tonight
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for a cup of coffee
and I bake a pie?
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I thought you wanted
this to go well.
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Okay, we'll have
Mrs. Dabney over,
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but I want everybody
on their best behavior,
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especially you, mister.
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I don't think I have
a best behavior.
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Yeah, well, you'd better
find one before tonight.
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In her defense, Mrs. Dabney
wasn't always like this.
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She actually used to be
kind of nice.
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When was that?
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Let's see,
how old are you?
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All right, got my pie.
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What do you want?
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We don't want anything,
Mrs. Dabney.
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Yeah, we're just
being neighborly.
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What did he do?
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I didn't do anything.
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I don't like you, Gabe.
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But I like you,
Mrs. Dabney.
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In fact, I'd like
to take care of you.
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Out.
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Mrs. Dabney,
so you have a new dog...
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A little chihuahua.
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So that's what
this is about.
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It's not not
what this is about.
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Dog's got a name...
Hercules.
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That's funny because...
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Hercules is like
so big and strong
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And your dog is so...
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Just being neighborly.
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Look, the thing is, hercules
has a tendency to bark...
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A lot...
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All night long.
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Right, so we were
wondering if maybe
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you could bring him
in before bedtime.
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Oh, no!
Fresh air's good for dogs.
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Well, sleep
is good for people.
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I had that same thought
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After every one of your
many babies arrived.
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We were talking
about the dog.
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Well, since we're
airing our grievances...
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We begged her not
to make that pie.
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I was gonna say that maybe
there's a little something
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You can do for me.
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Oh, Mrs. Dabney,
we've already told you,
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We're not sending Gabe
to military school.
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But if it's a deal-breaker,
we are willing to send him
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To other places.
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I was talking about
your oak tree out back.
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There's a branch
that hangs over my yard
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Always dropping acorns
and making a big mess.
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Well, no problem.
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Dog goes in,
branch comes off.
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- We got a deal?
- We have a deal.
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Dad, that branch
holds our treehouse.
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Well, so what? You kids
haven't been up there in years.
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I'm confused. Is Gabe
going somewhere or not?
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You know, if that
treehouse comes down,
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That'll be even better... More
sunlight for my vegetable garden.
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Start eating healthier...
Might even make my goal
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Of living to be 100.
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Mrs. Dabney, don't you want
to stay and finish your pie?
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You have a good night, now.
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She's gone? But I didn't get my hug.
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Well, at least
we'll finally be able
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To get some sleep.
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Too bad we have to
lose our treehouse.
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- We have a treehouse?
- Yeah.
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Teddy and I used to go up there
all the time when we were little.
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Yeah, we had
so much fun up there.
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Are you kidding me?
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All you two ever did
up there was fight.
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That's not how I remember it.
We had great times.
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Yeah, I mean, except for,
you know, all those times
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That you fell
out the window.
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Oh, I enjoyed those too.
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How did I not know
we had a treehouse?
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Well, 'cause it's
kind of overgrown.
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I built it that summer
we went to Hawaii.
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You guys went to Hawaii?!
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Yeah. We used to do
all kinds of fun stuff.
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- When did that stop?
- Well, how old are you?
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Check it out, Charlie.
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Here's our old treehouse.
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Oh, look. Here's your
old tea party set
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And all our board games.
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Oh! Wait...
And look at this.
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These are the
chinese handcuffs
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That pj always
used to get stuck in.
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Uh... A little help?
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Oh! Baby booboo!
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Oh my goodness,
I thought I lost her.
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It's been so many years.
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And those years
have not been kind.
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Yeah, I remember.
I used to come up here
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And pretend booboo
was a real baby.
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I was a very
good mother, huh?
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Until you left your baby
in a treehouse for 10 years.
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Oh, whoa, look!
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Here's something you
carved into the wall.
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"P.J. hearts P.B."
Who's P.B.?
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Peanut butter.
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It was a simpler time.
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You know what stinks?
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When they premix it
with the jelly.
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No, it stinks that
Charlie's never gonna
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get to use
this treehouse.
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She'd probably
love it up here.
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Hey, kids!
Come on down now!
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P.J., we have to save
this place for Charlie.
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Well, I wish we could,
but Dad made a deal.
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Yeah well, deals are
made to be broken.
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Right!
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The golden rule!
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- Hey, kids!
- Hey, Dad!
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We changed our minds. We don't
want to lose the treehouse after all.
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It's too late.
I already shook hands on it.
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Well, can we at least
talk about this?
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Yeah, maybe
take a family vote?
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This isn't a democracy, guys.
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And by the way,
even if it was,
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The guy with the chainsaw
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Always wins.
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- Come on. Come on down.
- No!
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- No?
- No, we're not leaving.
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Yeah! We're
staying right here.
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We're fighting the power!
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Get down here now
or you're grounded!
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You can't ground someone who's
not actually on the ground.
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Yeah! Right on, P.J.
Fight the power!
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You know what?
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Good luck fighting
the power saw!
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You're coming down
one way or another!
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No, we are not, okay?
We have history on our side!
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We are going to
protest peacefully
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Like gandhi
and martin luther king.
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He had a dream.
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Yeah well, I got
a dream too, Teddy...
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To get some sleep!
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You're not scaring us.
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No! We laugh at you!
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All right, you know what?
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I'm done messing around.
I'm bringing out the big guns.
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That's right... Mom!
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You go get Mom.
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Yeah, she doesn't scare us!
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- This is bad, he's getting Mom.
- Lock her up.
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Go out there and get
your kids out of that tree.
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Okay, why are they
always my kids
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when they won't
do what you want?
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They're having
some kind of sit-in
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to try and save
the treehouse.
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Now, I appreciate that
they're taking a stand.
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I just don't like
that it's against me!
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- Would you calm down?
- But I'm the father!
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I'm in charge
around here!
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When you're not home.
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Honey, you are getting
upset over nothing.
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This is Teddy and P.J.
We're talking about.
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They can't be in the
same room for five minutes
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Without getting
into a fight.
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- They won't last an hour up there.
- All right.
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But when they come down, they're
getting punished for defying me!
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If that's okay with you.
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I'm tired.
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I'm cold.
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How much longer
can we keep this up?
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We've been up here
for 12 minutes.
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If I had known
we were gonna protest,
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I would have prepared.
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For one thing,
I wouldn't have had
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That extra-large
root beer.
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All right, let's just stay
focused on why we're here...
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- For Charlie.
- That doesn't help.
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Charlie gets to pee
whenever she wants
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- Which is why my idea...
- Okay, please don't tell me
234
00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:20,665
About diaper-for-teens again.
235
00:11:21,634 --> 00:11:23,268
- Hey, Gabe.
- Hey!
236
00:11:23,269 --> 00:11:27,737
Oh! This is the famous
treehouse I never knew about.
237
00:11:27,738 --> 00:11:30,806
- Want to join our sit-in? - It's just
like when Gandhi and Billie Jean King
238
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:33,507
teamed up to stop
the civil war.
239
00:11:33,508 --> 00:11:37,610
Almost every word in
that sentence was wrong.
240
00:11:38,912 --> 00:11:40,813
What do you say, Gabe?
Are you in?
241
00:11:40,814 --> 00:11:42,814
- I'm in.
- Great.
242
00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:45,215
- Yeah! - But first, you'll need
to bring us some supplies,
243
00:11:45,216 --> 00:11:46,783
Just the essentials.
244
00:11:46,784 --> 00:11:48,818
Snacks, my video games,
my guitar...
245
00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:50,553
Whoa, dude,
this is a sit-in,
246
00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,354
Not a move-in.
247
00:11:52,355 --> 00:11:54,122
Oh! And some
peanut butter.
248
00:11:54,123 --> 00:11:57,459
Yeah, that's right,
the love affair continues.
249
00:11:57,460 --> 00:11:59,627
Well, I'll be back.
250
00:12:04,700 --> 00:12:07,335
- What are you doing?
- I'm gonna join the sit-in.
251
00:12:07,336 --> 00:12:09,203
I have to do
what's right.
252
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,939
How about I take you out
for ice cream instead?
253
00:12:14,808 --> 00:12:17,076
I'll be in the car.
254
00:12:20,813 --> 00:12:22,814
What was that
crazy card game
255
00:12:22,815 --> 00:12:25,450
We used to play
with all the eights?
256
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,984
- Crazy eights.
- No.
257
00:12:29,553 --> 00:12:31,887
Where is Gabe
with the snacks?
258
00:12:31,888 --> 00:12:34,523
- Now I'm getting hungry.
- So hungry.
259
00:12:34,524 --> 00:12:36,257
I keep thinking
I smell steak cooking.
260
00:12:36,258 --> 00:12:38,659
Yeah, me too.
261
00:12:38,660 --> 00:12:40,661
Really?
262
00:12:46,868 --> 00:12:48,535
Oh, hey!
263
00:12:48,536 --> 00:12:52,103
Don't mind me... Just making
dinner for my family...
264
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:55,572
You know, the ones
on the ground.
265
00:12:55,573 --> 00:12:57,507
Yeah, okay.
We know what you're doing
266
00:12:57,508 --> 00:12:59,108
And it's not gonna work.
267
00:12:59,109 --> 00:13:01,009
Well, suit yourself.
268
00:13:01,010 --> 00:13:03,377
But I'm making one
medium rare
269
00:13:03,378 --> 00:13:05,179
The way I know
someone likes.
270
00:13:05,180 --> 00:13:08,815
- I like medium rare. He's talking
about me. - Stay strong.
271
00:13:08,816 --> 00:13:10,517
Now, I'm gonna
be right back.
272
00:13:10,518 --> 00:13:12,385
I'm going
inside the house
273
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,586
To check on my
chocolate soufflé.
274
00:13:21,359 --> 00:13:22,926
Two can play at this game!
275
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:26,228
Yeah, if we had
a barbecue and some steaks.
276
00:13:27,230 --> 00:13:29,832
Catch of the day...
T-Bone.
277
00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:32,300
Yes!
278
00:13:33,368 --> 00:13:34,936
- Okay.
- No, no, no!
279
00:13:34,937 --> 00:13:37,138
You'll never get the T-Bone.
Go for the filet.
280
00:13:37,139 --> 00:13:39,139
I think I got it.
I got it! I got it!
281
00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:40,874
I have never
loved you more than...
282
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:43,509
Idiot!
283
00:13:50,516 --> 00:13:54,151
I think somebody overcooked
their fishing pole.
284
00:13:55,954 --> 00:13:58,490
This looks more
medium well.
285
00:14:05,296 --> 00:14:06,863
I'm so hungry!
286
00:14:06,864 --> 00:14:09,865
And there's nothing
to eat up here.
287
00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,801
Or is there? Acorns...
Acorns are food, right?
288
00:14:12,802 --> 00:14:15,937
For squirrels.
289
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,806
How do squirrels do this.
290
00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,708
Well, they're squirrels.
291
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:23,043
You know what?
292
00:14:23,044 --> 00:14:24,977
I can't take this anymore.
I'm done.
293
00:14:24,978 --> 00:14:26,512
Wait, no!
294
00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,313
You're just giving up?
That is so like you!
295
00:14:28,314 --> 00:14:30,583
- What is so like me?
- To be a quitter.
296
00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:33,885
- Yeah? Well, you're bossy!
- I am not bossy!
297
00:14:33,886 --> 00:14:36,654
And don't you ever call me
that again. I forbid you!
298
00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:38,355
- Bossy!
- Quitty!
299
00:14:38,356 --> 00:14:40,558
- Oh, real mature!
- I am more mature than you are!
300
00:14:40,559 --> 00:14:42,359
Whatever!
Oh! Okay!
301
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,993
Okay!
302
00:14:43,994 --> 00:14:45,628
All right,
drop the bat
303
00:14:45,629 --> 00:14:48,064
Or baby booboo
becomes baby barbecue.
304
00:14:48,065 --> 00:14:49,932
You wouldn't dare!
305
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:51,733
Try me.
306
00:14:51,734 --> 00:14:53,568
- Give me the baby.
- Give me the bat.
307
00:14:53,569 --> 00:14:56,303
- The baby.
- The bat.
308
00:15:08,914 --> 00:15:10,281
P.J.!
309
00:15:10,282 --> 00:15:11,916
Pull me up!
Pull me up!
310
00:15:13,452 --> 00:15:15,587
Oh, wait!
Are you quitting?
311
00:15:15,588 --> 00:15:17,522
- What?
- You know, like,
312
00:15:17,523 --> 00:15:19,390
If I pull you back in, will
you keep doing the sit-in?
313
00:15:19,391 --> 00:15:21,425
Since my alternative
is a face-first dive
314
00:15:21,426 --> 00:15:23,259
into a hot barbecue... Yes!
315
00:15:24,962 --> 00:15:28,131
One more thing.
316
00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:31,901
You have to drive me
wherever I want to go
317
00:15:31,902 --> 00:15:33,903
- For the next month.
- Deal!
318
00:15:33,904 --> 00:15:35,705
Now pull me up,
my face is browning.
319
00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:37,406
Okay.
320
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:44,913
Thank you for saving me.
321
00:15:44,914 --> 00:15:46,314
No problem.
322
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:49,317
Although, you wouldn't
have had to save me
323
00:15:49,318 --> 00:15:51,152
If you didn't push me
out of a treehouse!
324
00:15:51,153 --> 00:15:52,687
Whoa whoa whoa!
Hey hey! Stop!
325
00:15:52,688 --> 00:15:54,822
Whoa! Truce! Truce!
326
00:15:56,724 --> 00:16:00,626
Gosh, what is wrong with us? We're
going at it like seven-year-olds.
327
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:02,260
Mom was right.
328
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,061
We did fight up here
all the time, didn't we?
329
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:07,764
Yes, and nothing's changed.
We're still doing it.
330
00:16:07,765 --> 00:16:10,466
Is this the way it's always
gonna be between us?
331
00:16:10,467 --> 00:16:12,268
I hope not.
332
00:16:12,269 --> 00:16:13,969
I don't want to be
sitting on the porch
333
00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:15,837
Of our old folks' home
whacking each other
334
00:16:15,838 --> 00:16:17,939
With foam bats.
335
00:16:17,940 --> 00:16:21,342
Oh, do we have to live
in the same old folks' home?
336
00:16:21,343 --> 00:16:23,477
P.J., if we can't
come together
337
00:16:23,478 --> 00:16:25,512
And do this one thing
for Charlie,
338
00:16:25,513 --> 00:16:28,247
We're never gonna come
together on anything.
339
00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:31,117
You're right.
340
00:16:31,118 --> 00:16:33,920
We can do this...
For Charlie.
341
00:16:33,921 --> 00:16:35,488
For Charlie.
342
00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:38,156
So...
343
00:16:38,157 --> 00:16:40,725
What do you
want to do now?
344
00:16:40,726 --> 00:16:43,060
I don't know.
345
00:16:43,061 --> 00:16:44,961
I wish we could hurry up
and save this treehouse
346
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:47,130
So we could get the heck
out of this treehouse.
347
00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:52,002
They're still
up in that tree.
348
00:16:52,003 --> 00:16:53,671
You said they'd
be down by now.
349
00:16:53,672 --> 00:16:56,206
Well, I thought
they would be.
350
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:59,241
Why is there a plastic
hook in my steak?
351
00:16:59,242 --> 00:17:01,744
Eat around it.
352
00:17:01,745 --> 00:17:03,312
You know, when you
think about it,
353
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:06,081
This is actually kind of nice.
I mean, Teddy and P.J.
354
00:17:06,082 --> 00:17:08,783
Are finally working together
on something. I'm proud of them.
355
00:17:08,784 --> 00:17:10,852
Whose side are you on,
356
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,554
Ours or the rebels?
357
00:17:13,555 --> 00:17:15,790
The rebels?
358
00:17:15,791 --> 00:17:17,391
Okay, you realize
359
00:17:17,392 --> 00:17:20,393
We're not actually
at war, right?
360
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:22,195
Of course I do.
361
00:17:22,196 --> 00:17:23,896
For that to happen,
someone would have to issue
362
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:25,965
A formal
declaration of war...
363
00:17:25,966 --> 00:17:29,568
Which should almost
be done printing out.
364
00:17:29,569 --> 00:17:31,669
Bob, they're doing exactly
what we taught them to do.
365
00:17:31,670 --> 00:17:33,371
They're standing up
for what they believe in.
366
00:17:33,372 --> 00:17:35,273
Well, you know what?
Now we're going to teach them
367
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:36,841
Don't mess with Daddy.
368
00:17:36,842 --> 00:17:39,210
Gabe, go get your
water balloon launcher.
369
00:17:39,211 --> 00:17:40,745
- Okay.
- Gabe, sit.
370
00:17:40,746 --> 00:17:42,581
Bob, you're taking
this too far.
371
00:17:42,582 --> 00:17:44,583
No I'm not. And I gave
you an order, mister.
372
00:17:44,584 --> 00:17:47,185
Gabe, stand down.
373
00:17:48,688 --> 00:17:52,424
Sorry, Dad, but I'm a little
more afraid of Mom.
374
00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:56,860
Fine. I'll fight
this battle myself.
375
00:18:01,362 --> 00:18:03,561
Hey, sweetheart, you're not
really afraid of me, are you?
376
00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,161
A little.
377
00:18:05,162 --> 00:18:06,896
Good.
378
00:18:12,602 --> 00:18:15,670
I'm giving you one
last chance to come down!
379
00:18:17,372 --> 00:18:20,941
Okay! All right!
380
00:18:20,942 --> 00:18:24,945
I don't like doing this,
but you've forced my hand!
381
00:18:30,549 --> 00:18:32,550
Oh, come on!
So lucky!
382
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,417
You got so lucky!
You know what?
383
00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:36,485
Next one's coming right
through the window!
384
00:18:36,486 --> 00:18:38,720
Oh, yeah?
Take that!
385
00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,658
What are you doing?
386
00:18:44,659 --> 00:18:46,626
Fightin' the power!
387
00:18:46,627 --> 00:18:48,728
But we're the power.
388
00:18:48,729 --> 00:18:52,699
The kids are right. This
treehouse is worth saving.
389
00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:55,167
What is going on over here?
390
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:58,270
You know, this really isn't
a good time, Mrs. Dabney.
391
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:00,539
You'd better get a handle
on that family of yours
392
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,074
'Cause right now, it looks
like they're kicking your butt.
393
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:05,243
Would you let me deal
with this, please?
394
00:19:05,244 --> 00:19:08,412
You'd better, 'cause hercules
is getting kinda lonely.
395
00:19:08,413 --> 00:19:11,781
I'm thinking
of getting another dog.
396
00:19:11,782 --> 00:19:15,216
- Are you threatening me?
- This one's gonna be female...
397
00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:17,018
Might even have
some puppies.
398
00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:22,257
That's right.
399
00:19:22,258 --> 00:19:24,092
You go get them down.
400
00:19:24,093 --> 00:19:27,328
Time to put on
the big pants!
401
00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:29,162
- He's coming up.
- We have to stop him.
402
00:19:29,163 --> 00:19:31,497
- Hold your fire!
- Careful,
403
00:19:31,498 --> 00:19:34,166
This could be a trick.
404
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,934
I come in peace. I've come
to join the resistance.
405
00:19:39,004 --> 00:19:40,637
All right! Yeah!
406
00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:42,338
That's right, Mrs. Dabney!
407
00:19:42,339 --> 00:19:44,006
I don't care
about your dog!
408
00:19:44,007 --> 00:19:46,309
Oh, the big pants are on
409
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,077
And they're staying
up here with my family.
410
00:19:49,679 --> 00:19:51,545
We did it! Yes!
411
00:19:51,546 --> 00:19:53,781
You can have a
treehouse, Charlie.
412
00:19:53,782 --> 00:19:55,281
For a long long time.
413
00:19:59,753 --> 00:20:03,655
- What was that?
- Wait, have we ever all been up here
414
00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:06,425
At the same time?
415
00:20:16,502 --> 00:20:18,336
Is everyone okay?
416
00:20:18,337 --> 00:20:20,070
- Yeah...
- I think so.
417
00:20:20,071 --> 00:20:22,306
Whoa, look!
418
00:20:28,913 --> 00:20:31,847
Oh, hon!
419
00:20:34,850 --> 00:20:37,351
Was that so hard?
420
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:40,353
Yeah.
421
00:20:40,354 --> 00:20:42,455
Well, the treehouse is down.
422
00:20:42,456 --> 00:20:44,491
So, you're gonna be bringing
your dog in tonight, right?
423
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:46,926
Oh, hercules
doesn't belong to me.
424
00:20:46,927 --> 00:20:51,063
I was just dogsitting
for a couple of days.
425
00:20:51,064 --> 00:20:53,132
I'm a cat person...
426
00:20:53,133 --> 00:20:55,334
And an excellent
negotiator.
427
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:03,776
Do not throw that balloon.
428
00:21:05,111 --> 00:21:06,812
We're gonna launch
that balloon, mister.
429
00:21:09,148 --> 00:21:10,915
Dad!
430
00:21:25,429 --> 00:21:27,029
Well, Charlie,
Dad and the boys
431
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,664
Are building you
a new treehouse.
432
00:21:28,665 --> 00:21:31,566
So someday you can go up there
and play with baby booboo,
433
00:21:31,567 --> 00:21:34,068
You know, just as soon
as we find her head.
434
00:21:35,570 --> 00:21:37,804
Right now, she's
baby tennis ball. Yeah!
435
00:21:39,373 --> 00:21:41,006
No, not as much fun.
436
00:21:41,007 --> 00:21:43,208
Oh, and I want to recommend
that you make the treehouse
437
00:21:43,209 --> 00:21:44,709
No boys allowed...
438
00:21:44,710 --> 00:21:46,510
Especially if that boy
weighs as much as Dad,
439
00:21:46,511 --> 00:21:48,645
because if you do
let him up there,
440
00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:50,912
well, good luck, Charlie.
441
00:21:59,868 --> 00:22:01,103
What are you doing?
442
00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:03,343
Gabe says he's more scared
of Mom than he is of me.
443
00:22:03,443 --> 00:22:06,043
So I'm going to scare him.
444
00:22:11,743 --> 00:22:12,943
Hey, Dad!
445
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,943
Gabe, honey, did you
finish your homework?
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