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Well, Charlie, today is
a very special day.
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- It's your first birthday!
- ( cheering )
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The whole family's
excited to celebrate.
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Happy Birthday, sweetie.
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- I love you, baby girl.
- You're the best.
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I'm just here for the cake.
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Well, four out of the five
Duncans are excited.
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Okay, who wants to give Charlie
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- Her first present?
- Oh, I do, I do!
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I think p.J.
Wants to go first.
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Okay, you know how you said she
needed something to sleep in?
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Well...
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Get it?
P.J.'s pjs.
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- Pretty cool, huh, dad?
- Yeah, they're great.
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I'm glad you like them-- because
there was a two-for-one deal...
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Happy early birthday, dad.
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Boy, those are gonna be
tough to regift.
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- Your turn, Gabe.
- It's in the brown bag on the table.
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Oooh, nice presentation.
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"die, zombies, die"?
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Hey, you're never too young
to learn how to kill zombies.
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- Okay, I'm next.
- All right, let's see what we have here.
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So pretty.
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- ( babbles )
- Oh, baby.
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Teddy, that is so sweet.
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Well, it's no
"die, zombies, die."
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Hey, that's the picture we
took the day Charlie was born.
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- What a crazy day, huh?
- It didn't start out that way.
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I remember how excited I was to be
carrying my little bundle of joy.
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Oh, I can't wait to get
this thing out of here!
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You heard her--
get out.
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She's talking about the baby.
Right, mom?
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Whoa, what is that smell?
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I'm pregnant. I have gas.
Deal with it.
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No, not that.
It's worse.
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No, actually that smell
is coming from your lunch.
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Dad made his famous egg salad
for your fishing trip today.
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Egg salad? Even the fish
hate the smell of that.
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And they smell like fish.
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Hey, p.J., you ready
to go have some fun?
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Yeah, but I have to go
fishing with you.
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Oh, hey, dad, can you
drop me off at school?
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Ivy and I are doing our
children's theater thing today
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- And we need to get into costumes.
- Sure.
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Oh, and, Gabe, if you're not doing
anything you can come see it.
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I wrote it, you know?
It's a delightful fable
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About people
from different worlds
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Who overcome their differences
and become friends.
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Wow...
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You actually made
the fishing trip sound fun.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ today's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,
and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,
take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,
laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it is
up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ so just take
my advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I know
your future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ your life
is up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,
it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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A little more.
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And one for good luck.
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Oh oh!
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Really? Can't you at least
wait until I finish my waffle?
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Okay, we'll do it your way.
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( groans )
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Bob, honey, it's time.
The baby's coming.
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What?! You're not due for
another three weeks.
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I'm in the middle
of the lake.
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Would you please
just calm down?
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I've done this three times already.
I can do it a fourth.
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And just so we're clear,
there will not be a fifth.
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PJ, we've got to get
to the hospital.
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- No no no, you can't stand
up in the canoe. - Why not?
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- Becau--
- ( splashes )
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Hi, um, this is Amy Duncan.
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I'm calling for Dr. Singh.
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Yes, could you please let him
know that I have gone into labor?
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And to meet me at the hospital?
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Okay, thank you very much.
Bye-bye.
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Okay, we're gonna
do this barefoot.
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Let's go have a baby.
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Mom!
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Hello?
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Is anyone home?
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Then no one can tell me
not to do this.
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Mmm!
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Mmm.
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Okay, I tipped over the boat.
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How many times
can I say I'm sorry?
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We've got a 45-mile drive to the
hospital, I guess we'll find out.
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- ( growls )
- Whoa! Whoa.
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- Is that a bear? - In the truck?
How'd he get in there?
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I don't know, son.
Why don't you ask him?
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- How do we get him out?
- We don't.
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He's the bear.
He makes the decisions.
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Dad, you're an exterminator.
You should deal with this.
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I will-- when he loses 600
lbs and fits in a mousetrap.
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How are we gonna get
to the hospital?
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Start walking.
Come on, let's go.
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Oh, man! He ate all
the egg salad sandwiches.
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Oh, yes!
I love that bear.
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( clears throat )
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Oh, good, Halloween's
come early this year.
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Who are you two supposed to be?
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I'm Frankenstein and she's Gretel.
It's for a play I wrote.
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I don't get it.
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Neither did the audience.
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What are you talking about?
No, the kids loved it.
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Are you out of your flat head?
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It was a disaster.
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- Then why were they cheering?
- Because we had to leave early.
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We're here to see Amy Duncan.
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Right in there.
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When Hansel and Dracula get here
I'll send them in.
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( moans )
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- Hey, mom.
- Hi, Frankenstein.
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Hi-- ( groans )
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I had the same reaction
when I saw this wig.
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Contraction.
( exhales )
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- Are you okay?
- Super, great.
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Couldn't be better.
All my ducks are in a row
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And everything's under control.
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So where's Gabe?
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I guess I left
one of my ducks at home.
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Wait, Gabe's home alone?
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Oh, that is not good.
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Gabe, you okay?
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I'm awesome!
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Hey, check it out.
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Hey hey, anybody here?
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- Dad, what are you doing? - P.J.
, we've got to get to the hospital.
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I'm just gonna see if I can
hotwire one of these things.
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- Uh, dad!
- You trying to steal our bikes?
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Not steal-- hotwire.
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No, look look look, before you
do something you might regret,
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There is a perfectly good
explanation.
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And I'd love to hear it...
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Right after I gut you
like a fish.
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You want your big knife
or your really big knife?
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Surprise me.
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Boy, Charlie's really
loving her birthday cake.
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I know.
Isn't it adorable?
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When she does it it's adorable.
When I do it it's wrong.
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And that's because we were at a
restaurant and it wasn't your cake.
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Come on, let's get back
to the story.
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Did the bikers gut you
like a fish?
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- You were there.
- Oh, right.
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All right, anyway,
bikers were coming on strong,
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I had to come back stronger.
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Please don't hurt us.
Please don't hurt us.
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Give us one good reason
why we shouldn't.
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Because it would hurt.
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Look look look,
you don't understand.
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My wife is having a baby
and there's a bear in our truck.
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That's why I'm trying
to borrow the bike.
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I can't-- I can't miss
the birth of my child.
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( sniffs )
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That's beautiful.
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We gotta help these people
get to the hospital.
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He hasn't been the same
since he took up needlepoint.
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Oh, thank you.
Thank you so much for helping us out.
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By the way, I'm Bob.
This is my son p.J.
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- We're mad dog and Francis.
- Good to meet you, mad dog.
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I'm Francis.
She's mad dog.
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My real name's Shirley.
If you call me that...
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You'll gut him like a fish?
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You catch on real fast.
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( groaning )
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Mrs. D., can you keep it
down a little bit?
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I'm trying to win
concert tickets.
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Where is he?
I'm starting to get worried.
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Okay, mom, relax.
I'm sure dad's going to be here soon.
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Dad?!
Who cares about dad?
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I'm talking
about Dr. Singh.
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He's delivered all my children.
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And, lady, I am not having
this baby without him.
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Frankenstein, can I talk
to you a minute?
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Yep.
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- Dr. Singh's not here.
- Not yet?
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Not at all. He's taking a personal day.
It's his son's birthday.
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So you mean he's
not gonna be here.
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Look, I know you have someone
else's brain inside your head,
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So I'm gonna tell it
to you slowly.
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Singh not coming.
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( exhales )
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- Is everything okay?
- Everything's great.
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Just one tiny glitch.
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- Dr. Singh's not coming.
- Oh.
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All right, fine.
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- So you're okay with this?
- Of course.
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Serious, mom, that's awesome,
because I thought--
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- What are you doing?
- Going home.
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We'll just do this tomorrow
when Dr. Singh can be here.
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I don't think that's
how it works, Mrs. D.
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Oh, come on, the baby's
been in here nine months,
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It can wait another day. Ivy honey, be
a dear and jam that shoe onto my foot.
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Um, mom, please get
back in bed.
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I am not gonna have this baby
without Dr. Singh.
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Okay okay, then we'll
go get him.
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- You will?
- We will.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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All right, let's roll, Gretel.
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Oh good, more people
get to see me.
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( rock music playing )
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Yeehaw!
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- New record!
- ( doorbell rings )
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Gabe, it's Mrs. Dabney.
Open up.
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( music stops )
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I'm not supposed to open
the door to strangers.
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I wish we were strangers.
Let me in.
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What is going on in here?
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Just the best day of my life.
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Party's over. Your sister called and
asked me to bring you to the hospital.
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No way.
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I'm not going just
to see some stupid baby
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Who I don't even want anyway.
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I see what's going on.
Have a seat.
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I'm gonna tell you a story.
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When I was four,
I got a baby sister.
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Hated that girl from the first
minute I laid eyes on her.
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I used to pull her hair
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And call her names
and tease her till she cried.
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But we grew up and one thing
led to another
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And after all these years
I still can't stand her.
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How is that supposed
to make me feel better?
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I didn't say it was going
to make you feel better.
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I said I was going
to tell you a story.
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Now take that helmet off
and let's go.
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- What did you do to your head?
- Gave myself a haircut.
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- You like it?
- I want it documented
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That that happened
before I got here.
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00:14:05,437 --> 00:14:07,438
Wait wait wait wait,
no, hey hey.
243
00:14:07,439 --> 00:14:11,208
- All right, time out.
- Dr. Singh?
244
00:14:11,209 --> 00:14:13,945
Oh, it's about time.
I--
245
00:14:13,946 --> 00:14:16,647
Wait a minute.
I ordered Batman.
246
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:19,517
Not Frankenstein
and... Goldilocks?
247
00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:22,119
Close enough.
248
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:24,889
No, we're not here for the party.
You delivered me.
249
00:14:24,890 --> 00:14:27,425
I think I would have
remembered that.
250
00:14:27,426 --> 00:14:30,528
I'm Teddy, Amy Duncan's daughter.
She's about to give birth
251
00:14:30,529 --> 00:14:32,797
- And needs you at the hospital.
- I can't leave.
252
00:14:32,798 --> 00:14:36,000
I have to stay here and enjoy
my son's birthday.
253
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:39,437
Who threw that?
Was it you, Tyler?
254
00:14:39,438 --> 00:14:42,773
Or the other Tyler?
255
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:43,975
No no no no no.
256
00:14:43,976 --> 00:14:45,242
No no no.
257
00:14:45,243 --> 00:14:48,479
How about we make a deal, okay?
258
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,681
If you go to the hospital
and take care of my mom,
259
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:52,717
Then we'll stay here
and entertain the kids.
260
00:14:52,718 --> 00:14:55,653
- And how are we gonna do that?
- We'll do my play for them.
261
00:14:55,654 --> 00:14:58,889
Oh, it's a delightful fable about
people from different worlds
262
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:02,226
Who overcome their differences
and become friends.
263
00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:05,596
I give it two thumbs up.
Good luck.
264
00:15:07,132 --> 00:15:09,467
Hey, kids, who wants
to see a play, huh?
265
00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:12,169
That is a yes from Tyler.
266
00:15:14,106 --> 00:15:16,907
Hey!
267
00:15:16,908 --> 00:15:19,143
If Gretel gets hit
with a football,
268
00:15:19,144 --> 00:15:22,446
There's gonna be one less
Tyler at this party.
269
00:15:32,891 --> 00:15:35,126
This should be good.
270
00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:37,395
We just drove 40 miles
behind a truck
271
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:40,364
Loaded with live chickens
on motorcycles.
272
00:15:40,365 --> 00:15:44,301
The chickens weren't on motorcycles.
We were.
273
00:15:44,302 --> 00:15:47,271
- You must be the Duncans.
- How'd you know that?
274
00:15:47,272 --> 00:15:49,140
Wild guess.
In there.
275
00:15:49,141 --> 00:15:52,810
Oh, uh, thanks for dropping us off.
We can handle it from here.
276
00:15:52,811 --> 00:15:55,846
Oh, we can't leave now.
We're emotionally invested.
277
00:15:55,847 --> 00:15:58,082
And I need to grab
a quick shower.
278
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,950
She's not kidding.
279
00:16:02,187 --> 00:16:04,789
I can't believe you
threw up in my car.
280
00:16:04,790 --> 00:16:07,692
What did you expect?
281
00:16:07,693 --> 00:16:10,728
For lunch I ate
two cans of frosting.
282
00:16:10,729 --> 00:16:13,230
We're looking for Amy Duncan.
283
00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:15,466
We know the Duncans.
284
00:16:16,735 --> 00:16:19,403
Good enough for me.
285
00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:23,641
- I like your hair.
- Thanks.
286
00:16:23,642 --> 00:16:25,710
I like your scar.
287
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:35,953
Hello, is anyone home
in this gingerbread house?
288
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,589
( moaning )
289
00:16:41,259 --> 00:16:43,127
Frankenstein?
290
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:46,464
What are you doing
in German Switzerland?
291
00:16:50,035 --> 00:16:53,504
Me want friend.
292
00:16:53,505 --> 00:16:56,907
But how can a big
monster like you
293
00:16:56,908 --> 00:17:02,079
Be friends with a sweet
little peasant girl like me?
294
00:17:03,014 --> 00:17:06,016
It's possible.
If you believe
295
00:17:06,017 --> 00:17:09,653
We can be friends, clap hands.
296
00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:13,424
Clap hands!
297
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:16,927
Like this!
298
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:19,764
T, give it up.
299
00:17:19,765 --> 00:17:21,699
What are you doing?
Stick to the script.
300
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,667
Look at them. They're bored silly.
Let's just stop.
301
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:27,471
No, we can't. Frankenstein hasn't
found the courage to cry yet.
302
00:17:29,374 --> 00:17:31,942
Sorry, Frankie,
Gretel's taking over.
303
00:17:34,012 --> 00:17:37,782
Hey, kids, who wants to play pin
the tail on the Frankenstein?
304
00:17:37,783 --> 00:17:39,683
All:
Me me me!
305
00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,956
That's a picture
of our son hog.
306
00:17:45,957 --> 00:17:48,459
His name's hog?
307
00:17:48,460 --> 00:17:51,829
It was.
He changed it to Kevin.
308
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:55,466
The boy's been a real
disappointment.
309
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:59,036
- Is he like a criminal or something?
- Worse.
310
00:17:59,037 --> 00:18:02,273
Vice president of marketing.
311
00:18:04,075 --> 00:18:07,211
- First baby?
- That obvious, huh?
312
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:11,115
( chuckles )
hey, I've been there.
313
00:18:11,116 --> 00:18:14,018
- You have?
- Oh yeah.
314
00:18:14,019 --> 00:18:17,922
- This is my third time sitting
in these chairs. - Wow.
315
00:18:17,923 --> 00:18:19,857
If you don't mind my asking,
316
00:18:19,858 --> 00:18:23,327
- How old were you the first time?
- Two.
317
00:18:26,865 --> 00:18:28,599
- Has mom given birth yet?
- Nope.
318
00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,269
- Hey, Teddy.
- What happened to your hair?
319
00:18:32,270 --> 00:18:34,839
I'm conditioning.
320
00:18:36,641 --> 00:18:38,709
You're Teddy?
321
00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:41,145
You're exactly like
Gabe described you.
322
00:18:45,383 --> 00:18:49,553
Hey, kids, come on.
There's somebody I want you to meet.
323
00:18:57,162 --> 00:18:59,430
( whispers ) hi.
324
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,700
Come in, come in.
325
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:11,442
Say hello to your new
baby sister, everybody.
326
00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:14,945
Her name is Charlotte.
Do you want to hold her, Teddy?
327
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:17,114
- Can I?
- Of course.
328
00:19:24,489 --> 00:19:27,124
She's beautiful.
329
00:19:28,059 --> 00:19:30,160
Hi there.
330
00:19:30,161 --> 00:19:32,429
Nice to meet you.
331
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:35,599
And I don't usually
look like this.
332
00:19:39,271 --> 00:19:42,873
I can't believe I have
a baby sister.
333
00:19:42,874 --> 00:19:45,809
Would you mind
taking a picture?
334
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,211
Thank you.
335
00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,682
- What's the baby's name?
- Charlotte.
336
00:19:51,683 --> 00:19:55,152
- Mama, can we call her Charlie?
- Charlie!
337
00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:58,756
- Oh, I love it.
- ( laughs )
338
00:19:58,757 --> 00:20:00,557
Quite a family you got there.
339
00:20:00,558 --> 00:20:02,559
Good luck, Charlie.
340
00:20:07,599 --> 00:20:10,668
- Sweetie, I just love this present.
- Oh, thanks, mom.
341
00:20:10,669 --> 00:20:14,138
But to be fair, p.J.
And Gabe set the bar pretty low.
342
00:20:14,139 --> 00:20:15,606
- What?!
- Hey.
343
00:20:15,607 --> 00:20:18,075
( doorbell rings )
344
00:20:21,246 --> 00:20:22,746
Surprise.
345
00:20:22,747 --> 00:20:25,316
Oh, mad dog, Francis,
346
00:20:25,317 --> 00:20:26,850
Come on in.
347
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,619
What are you guys doing here?
348
00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:32,289
We have a birthday present
for our goddaughter.
349
00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:37,027
- Whoo-hoo!
- Ohhh.
350
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:39,663
A baby biker vest.
351
00:20:39,664 --> 00:20:41,832
Let's try it on.
352
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:45,636
That's so cute.
I love it.
353
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:48,305
- Did you ask them to be the godparents?
- Of course not.
354
00:20:48,306 --> 00:20:51,075
Then you have to tell them that
they are not the godparents.
355
00:20:51,076 --> 00:20:52,309
No thank you.
356
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,211
Fine, I'll do it.
357
00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:57,781
Excuse me. There's something
I have to tell you.
358
00:21:00,752 --> 00:21:03,620
Oh, welcome to the family.
359
00:21:05,657 --> 00:21:08,225
Guys, check it out.
360
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:11,228
- Ohhh!
- Cutie.
361
00:21:24,072 --> 00:21:26,407
- I know I heard something.
- ( rattling )
362
00:21:26,408 --> 00:21:28,909
I think it's coming
from the kitchen.
363
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:31,278
Okay, you wait here.
364
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,614
Or I could hide upstairs.
365
00:21:41,223 --> 00:21:43,157
( roars )
366
00:21:43,158 --> 00:21:46,060
You're here for
the egg salad, aren't you?
367
00:21:48,463 --> 00:21:51,098
Okay, sit down.
368
00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:56,771
You bring back my truck?
369
00:21:56,772 --> 00:22:00,107
- Full tank of gas?
- ( groans )
370
00:22:01,109 --> 00:22:03,244
What, were you raised
in a cave?
371
00:22:03,245 --> 00:22:13,245
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