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Hey, everybody,
I'm home.
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- And I've got presents.
- Yes! Awesome.
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- Hi, dad.
- Daddy, we missed you.
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I love you, presents.
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I mean dad!
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Okay, so I'm doing
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an extermination job over
at Loony Larry's electronics.
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He was infested with termites,
rats and great deals!
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Because he's loony!
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Okay, for P.J.
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- For Teddy.
- Smart phones, awesome!
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- Thank you so much.
- Where's my smart phone?
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P.J.'s holding it. You're gonna
get it in about four years.
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But for you I got a
remote-control helicopter!
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- This is cool.
- ...That we put together ourselves.
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- Ruined it.
- What?
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I thought this would be
a fun father-son project.
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Okay, why don't you put it
together with your father
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And give me a call.
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And I even got
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A little something
for Charlie.
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♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
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♪ happy happy
happy horse ♪
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♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
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♪ happy happy
happy horse ♪
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* I'm a happy
happy horse... *
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- That's gonna get old.
- I think it just did.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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I love my new
phone so much.
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See, it surfs the web,
it takes video, plays music.
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We're just so
happy together.
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Man, the last present my dad
got for me was a book...
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Called "fun with science."
and guess what?
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The title was a lie.
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Oh, hey, you want
to check out
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The trailer for the new
vampire movie "Dusk"?
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Oh, you know I do.
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Those vampires are so cute.
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There must be something about being
undead that gives you rock-hard abs.
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Oh, hey, we should go
to the first show.
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Which is...
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Oh, Thursday at midnight.
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My mom would never let me out
that late on a school night.
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Just do what I do...
tell your mom how cool she is.
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Then you get
whatever you want.
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That really works?
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How do you think I got that
leather skirt I can't sit down in?
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I don't know. I mean,
I'm not a very good liar.
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- That scarf looks really great on you.
- Doesn't it?
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Yeah, I could totally
pull this off.
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I hope we end up being
lab partners, dude.
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- I don't.
- What's that supposed to mean?
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Don't make me say it.
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- Oh, yes, I got walter!
- Oh, great.
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You get the president
of the science club,
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And I'm stuck with
this dumb Lug van Brundt.
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- What did you just say?
- I said...
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I'd... I'd love to give
a hug to van Brundt.
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Don't!
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Okay...
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Lab partner buddy.
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My phone number.
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Call me when it's done.
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- You got it, big guy.
- Don't call me big guy.
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Very sorry.
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Hey, great news...
we're partners.
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Yeah, there's no need
for us to get together.
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I'll do the project and put
both of our names on it.
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Oh, I love you, man!
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Hey, whatcha doing, mom?
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Oh, just going through the
spices, tossing out the old ones.
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Oh, that is so cool.
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- It is? - Well, maybe it's
just the way you do it.
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Well, I do have a system.
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It's alphabetical.
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Okay, cardamom comes before cinnamon
which comes before coriander.
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Whoa, I could listen to you
talk about spices all day.
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- Then we go onto dill...
- Okay.
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Then it kind of
jumps around to fennel.
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But instead, how about
we talk about clothes?
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Like that awesome new top
you're wearing.
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You like this?
Honey, I've had it forever.
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And I especially love that
splash of color on your shoulder.
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What, that?
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I think that's
Charlie's puke.
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Let's talk
about your shoes.
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Hello?
Oh, hey, Ivy.
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You want me to come over?
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Oh no, sorry. I'd rather
hang out with my mom.
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Okay, talk to you later.
Bye.
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Are you sick? Are you
gonna puke on me too?
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No, why?
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You'd rqther hang out
with me than Ivy?
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Mom, does cinnamon
come before coriander?
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That is the sweetest thing
you have ever said to me.
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My little wooskie.
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♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
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♪ happy happy
happy horse ♪
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♪ happy happy happy horse... ♪
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Yeah, sounds like happy horse
needs some new batteries.
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No! I can't get that
stupid song out of my head.
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All right, all right.
You know what?
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Let's build us
a helicopter.
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And the fun begins
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With the instruction manual.
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Dad, do we have to?
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Yes, we have to.
Oh! You know what?
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We should start with the
"before you begin" pamphlet.
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Oh, and there's a dvd!
Which we will watch
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After the pamphlet
and the instruction manual.
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Dad, how long
is this gonna take?
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Oh, not long.
Oh, hey,ook at this!
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Oooh, a "before you
watch the dvd" card.
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If there's anything better
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Than a homemade facial with my
"bmf," I haven't heard of it.
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- B.M.F.?
- Best mom forever.
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Oh my gosh! I would be smiling,
but my face is going to crack.
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What's going on?
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Oh, just a couple girlfriends
hanging out.
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What, is Ivy here?
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No, I'm talking
about me and mom.
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We've been hanging out
all afternoon.
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We went to the mall.
We went shopping.
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Then we did some other
stuff I can't tell you about.
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- Yeah, well, I didn't ask. - That's
good 'cause we're not gonna tell you.
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Yeah, I'm gonna be
in the other room.
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Oh, dad, I actually need to
ask you guys about something.
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Is it okay if Ivy and I go to
a midnight movie on Thursday?
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Thursday?
No way, it's a school night.
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Bob, honey, you don't
understand, okay?
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This isn't just any movie.
This is "Dusk."
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- What's that?
- Hello!
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The movie about
the vampires.
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The prequel to "Dawn."
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So lame!
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All right, you know what? You
wanna let her go, let her go.
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- Okay! Thank you, daddy.
Thank you, girlfriend. - Teddy.
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♪ Call me! ♪
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What's that in your hair?
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It's called glitter.
Get with it, grandpa.
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Emmett!
Thank you.
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I can't believe I have to do this
whole chemistry project by myself.
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- Stupid van Brundt!
- Hey, don't call him stupid.
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That's an insult to stupid
people everywhere.
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That idiot can't even
count to 10,
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Which, coincidentally, is the number of
years he's going to be in high school.
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Guess that's my phone.
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Oh, that's weird. It says
I have a call in progress.
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You probably sat on it
and butt-dialed someone.
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Hello?
Nobody there.
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- Must have gotten voicemail.
- Who'd you dial?
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Van Brundt.
Van Brundt!
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He's gonna hear everything
we just said about him!
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You mean he's going to hear
everything you just said about him.
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- We were both talking about him,
Emmett. - Stop saying my name!
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- And hang up the phone!
- Yes!
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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So did my evil plan work?
Did you butter up your mom?
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Like popcorn
at a midnight movie!
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What was that?
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Oh, it's just my phone. It's
always making weird noises.
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So how'd you do it?
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Oh, it was so painful.
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I had to spend the whole day
with her pretending she was cool.
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Longest day of my life.
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But it was all worth it
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Because we're going
to see "Dusk"!
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"When the sun goes down,
his fangs come out."
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And his shirt comes off!
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It was all just a big trick so Teddy could
get permission to see that vampire movie.
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Bob, she thinks I'm just as
uncool as I thought my mom was.
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It's the great
uncool circle of life.
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Well, honey, if it helps,
I think you're cool.
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It doesn't.
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All right, so what's the
punishment going to be?
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No movie,
grounded for a week?
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Too easy.
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Mama's going to get even.
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You know nothing good
ever happens
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When you start calling
yourself "mama."
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Mama doesn't care.
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There he is.
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Guess we should just go in
there and get it over with.
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Man, I hate
getting beat up.
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- You've been beat up before?
- No, but I've heard bad things.
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Hey, duncan, get in here!
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How are you doing
on our project?
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Okay.
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- That's all you wanted to talk about?
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I love what you've
done with your hair.
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00:11:54,394 --> 00:11:59,031
So... Heard any interesting
phone messages lately?
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No, mrs. Jeter caught me texting
in class and took my phone away.
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- Ohh.
- What?!
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00:12:05,672 --> 00:12:09,275
That... that's terrible. Don't you hate
it when people just take your phone
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And put it... where exactly?
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It's in her desk. I'm getting
it back at the end of the day.
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I'm tired of talking!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Aren't you home from school
a little early?
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We've got a helicopter
to fly.
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00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:29,895
And I'm only missing P.E.
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And english and math.
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00:12:33,200 --> 00:12:35,735
All right, let's get
this bird in the air.
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- Whoa!
- How'd you do that?
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- I don't know.
- Is it voice-activated?
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Uh... Stop.
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Down!
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- No.
- Both: Whoa!
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You must have put it
together wrong.
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No no, that's impossible.
I followed all the instructions.
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- Where's the remote?
- I don't know!
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Oh, dad, do something!
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I am...
I'm making a run for it!
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Okay, the coast is clear.
Let's go.
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Just get the phone
and get out of here.
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Okay, I got it.
Let's go.
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Oh, jeez!
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- Here you go.
- What do you mean!?
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I don't know what to do.
Put it away.
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- That attitude better change, buddy.
- Yes, ma'am.
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What are you boys
doing in here?
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We had a chemistry question.
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- Which is?
- Ahem...
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00:14:01,755 --> 00:14:03,956
We were wondering...
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00:14:03,957 --> 00:14:06,325
What's boron made of.
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Boron.
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Told ya!
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Well, I stand corrected.
229
00:14:14,568 --> 00:14:16,702
Can I have
my phone now?
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Here you go.
231
00:14:22,843 --> 00:14:24,877
Wait a minute...
where's my phone?
232
00:14:26,780 --> 00:14:31,083
George, can I make a
quick call on your phone?
233
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:32,985
Please?
234
00:14:32,986 --> 00:14:36,389
Thank you.
235
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:46,065
- Whoops.
- What's wrong with you?
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I guess
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I'm the "boron" now.
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- You owe me a phone!
- Gladly.
239
00:14:55,876 --> 00:14:58,344
- Okay, P.J., let's go.
- Wait.
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00:14:58,345 --> 00:15:02,181
Is that my phone ringing
in your pants?
241
00:15:07,921 --> 00:15:10,089
Hello?
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00:15:10,090 --> 00:15:12,558
Hold on.
It's for you.
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I can't believe we're here!
This is like a dream.
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00:15:20,934 --> 00:15:23,068
A dream where we get
to flirt with cute guys,
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Watch a movie
about cute guys
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While sitting
next to cute guys.
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The midnight showing
of "Dusk" is sold out.
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Oh no.
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- What?
- Look!
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- Hey, girlfriend!
- Hey hey.
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00:15:48,428 --> 00:15:50,029
What are you
doing here?
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00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:52,498
What am I doing? I'm
hanging out with my "bfd,"
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My best friend daughter.
Right?
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00:15:54,835 --> 00:15:57,770
'cause that's what all the
cool moms do, right, Mary Lou?
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All night long!
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00:15:59,706 --> 00:16:05,044
Whoo, Ivy! Isn't that randall,
the boy you think is soooo cute?
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00:16:05,045 --> 00:16:07,546
- Mom, keep your voice down.
- Hey, randall,
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00:16:07,547 --> 00:16:09,048
This is my daughter Ivy.
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00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:12,751
She's single and loves
to mingle.
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00:16:12,752 --> 00:16:15,054
Mary Lou!
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00:16:15,055 --> 00:16:17,823
You're so cute.
Randall can't hear you.
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00:16:17,824 --> 00:16:22,828
Hey, everybody! I'm amy
duncan, Teddy duncan's mom.
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00:16:22,829 --> 00:16:26,866
And I'm Mary Lou Wentz
and this is my daughter Ivy.
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We're the cool moms.
Right, Teddy?
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00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:34,006
Hit it, Mary Lou.
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00:16:44,818 --> 00:16:47,119
- I can't look.
- Oh, good choice.
267
00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:50,856
Because right now they're
doing the usher bump.
268
00:17:04,738 --> 00:17:08,707
Okay, you did not say
a word the entire ride home.
269
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,910
Out with it.
270
00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:14,280
You totally
embarrassed me tonight.
271
00:17:14,281 --> 00:17:17,182
Yeah, that was
kind of the idea.
272
00:17:18,084 --> 00:17:21,453
Look at me.
273
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:24,089
Why? What did I ever do to you?
274
00:17:25,859 --> 00:17:29,161
You played me, Teddy.
You don't think I'm cool at all.
275
00:17:29,162 --> 00:17:30,596
Why... why would you
think that?
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00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:32,865
Because I heard you say it.
277
00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:35,701
- When you butt-dialed me.
- I...
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00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:38,837
Oh!
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00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,475
Yeah, "oh".
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00:17:49,983 --> 00:17:52,151
I don't know
what to say, mom.
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00:17:54,621 --> 00:17:56,689
I'm sorry.
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00:17:58,224 --> 00:18:00,426
That's a start.
283
00:18:00,427 --> 00:18:03,796
I should have never
done that. I feel awful.
284
00:18:03,797 --> 00:18:06,165
Now I'm feeling better.
285
00:18:09,002 --> 00:18:11,770
Well, do me a favor.
In the future
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00:18:11,771 --> 00:18:13,672
When I do something stupid,
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00:18:13,673 --> 00:18:16,475
Could you just ground me
like a normal mom?
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00:18:16,476 --> 00:18:18,844
Oh, Teddy.
289
00:18:20,647 --> 00:18:24,283
I think we've established
I'll never be a normal mom.
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00:18:41,968 --> 00:18:46,105
Van Brundt.
Hey, what's up?
291
00:18:46,106 --> 00:18:49,274
- Got a new phone.
- Oh, right, how much do I owe you?
292
00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:52,845
Do you know when you get a new phone
you can check your old messages?
293
00:18:54,681 --> 00:18:57,049
Well, that doesn't
sound right.
294
00:18:57,050 --> 00:19:00,419
I heard what you said about me.
All of it!
295
00:19:02,222 --> 00:19:05,457
- Okay, what are you going to do to us?
- I'm going to let you choose.
296
00:19:05,458 --> 00:19:07,760
- I made a list.
- Wow.
297
00:19:07,761 --> 00:19:10,529
You're pretty organized
for a bully.
298
00:19:13,066 --> 00:19:17,903
I don't mean to correct you,
but there's no "j" in gouge.
299
00:19:20,140 --> 00:19:24,009
Let's go with number five.
At least it's not painful.
300
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,345
- Two number fives, please.
- Thank you.
301
00:19:38,792 --> 00:19:41,093
We butt-dialed
van Brundt.
302
00:19:42,796 --> 00:19:45,464
I didn't say stop.
303
00:19:51,237 --> 00:19:55,040
Okay, whirlybird,
this is your final mission.
304
00:19:55,041 --> 00:19:58,610
Take happy happy horse
far far away.
305
00:20:01,781 --> 00:20:05,384
Launch... three, two, one.
306
00:20:11,925 --> 00:20:13,625
Yeah, it's going good.
307
00:20:13,626 --> 00:20:15,861
No no.
No, whirlybird.
308
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,963
Look out for
the power line, no!
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00:20:24,604 --> 00:20:26,438
♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
310
00:20:26,439 --> 00:20:28,240
♪ happy happy
happy horse ♪
311
00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:29,875
♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
312
00:20:29,876 --> 00:20:31,777
♪ happy happy
happy horse ♪
313
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:35,647
- * I'm a happy
happy horse... *
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00:20:35,648 --> 00:20:37,349
* happy happy happy horse *
315
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,485
* I'm a happy
happy horse *
316
00:20:39,486 --> 00:20:41,754
* happy happy happy horse. *
317
00:20:45,258 --> 00:20:47,893
Hey, Charlie, so...
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00:20:47,894 --> 00:20:49,661
I have a little
advice for you.
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00:20:49,662 --> 00:20:51,697
If you ever want
to fool a parent,
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00:20:51,698 --> 00:20:54,733
And make them think they're cool,
dad is definitely the way to go.
321
00:20:54,734 --> 00:20:57,503
Just ask him about his job
and pretend you're interested.
322
00:20:57,504 --> 00:21:00,005
Heard that. You're grounded.
323
00:21:00,006 --> 00:21:02,374
Baby monitor!
324
00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:04,143
Stupid technology.
325
00:21:04,144 --> 00:21:05,677
Heard that too.
326
00:21:06,813 --> 00:21:08,747
Yeah, I can't even imagine
327
00:21:08,748 --> 00:21:11,617
What kind of gadgets they'll
have when you're a teenager, so...
328
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,186
Good luck, Charlie.
329
00:21:15,789 --> 00:21:18,490
Hey, honey. Here we go.
Careful it's hot.
330
00:21:18,491 --> 00:21:22,194
I had a little quick
question to ask you.
331
00:21:22,195 --> 00:21:26,031
- Sure, mom, what's up? - Okay, I want
you just to be totally honest with me.
332
00:21:26,032 --> 00:21:28,867
I am cooler than
Mary Lou Wentz, right?
333
00:21:30,336 --> 00:21:33,438
Of course you are, mom.
334
00:21:33,439 --> 00:21:37,309
Now tell me the truth. I am
cooler than amy duncan, right?
335
00:21:37,310 --> 00:21:39,545
Definitely.
336
00:21:47,491 --> 00:21:49,426
Hey, sweetheart.
337
00:21:49,427 --> 00:21:51,460
Yeah, I'm talking to you.
338
00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:54,630
Listen, we got a problem
with your brother.
339
00:21:55,499 --> 00:21:57,634
Not him,
the little one
340
00:21:57,635 --> 00:22:00,036
with the big mouth.
341
00:22:01,439 --> 00:22:04,274
- You just talking with Charlie?
- What?
342
00:22:04,275 --> 00:22:06,743
Never mind.
343
00:22:08,212 --> 00:22:11,981
Anyway, that little stinker
was trying to get rid of me.
344
00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:14,617
I say we
get rid of him.
345
00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:16,119
'cause that would make me...
346
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,454
♪ a happy happy horse ♪
347
00:22:17,455 --> 00:22:19,222
♪ happy happy
happy horse. ♪
348
00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:25,695
Stupid horse.
349
00:22:25,696 --> 00:22:27,630
Watch your back, kid.
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00:22:32,336 --> 00:22:33,970
♪ I'm a happy happy horse ♪
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00:22:33,971 --> 00:22:36,072
♪ happy happy
happy horse. ♪
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