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So then Spencer said,
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"are you coming
to my party tonight?"
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And inside
I was like, "waah!"
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But on the outside
I was like, "sure, whatevs."
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So then I said,
"what should I bring?"
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And he said,
"just your cute self."
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And that time
I did say, "waah!"
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- Hi, honey.
- Oh, hey, mom.
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Homework call.
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Sorry.
Where's Charlie?
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Kitchen, with Gabe.
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Charlie did it.
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What in the world?
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Well, Charlie asked
for a milkshake.
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Like a good big brother,
I decided to make one.
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Then she forgot to put
the top on the blender.
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So you put
your baby sister
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In charge of
an electrical appliance?
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And she let me down.
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Teddy, get in here.
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Mom, I'm on the...
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Gotta call you back.
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Care to explain
what's going on here?
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A chocolate
bomb went off?
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I asked if we could
make milkshakes
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And Teddy did this.
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And then she started talking
about her party again.
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That's what we call
homework sometimes...
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A party...
'cause it's so fun.
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Okay, you know what?
That's it.
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No TV, no computer,
no video games
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For the rest
of the day.
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- I think that's fair.
- And you're watching him.
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That's so unfair!
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And Charlie.
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Mom, I have to get ready
for my party.
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That's just too bad. And what
did I tell you about lying?
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It only works on dad.
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Now both of you,
clean this mess up.
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My poor little baby.
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I gotta give you a bath.
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Or I could just
lick you clean.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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- Good morning, dad.
- You gonna get to that lawn today?
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You know, when someone
says "good morning,"
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The traditional response
is "good morning" back.
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Sorry.
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You gonna get
to that lawn today?
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So where you off to?
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I'm meeting with some
jingle writers,
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Getting ready to shoot a new
commercial for Bob's bugs be gone.
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A jingle?
That's like a song, right?
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That's right, a catchy little
tune that sticks in your head
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And drives you
just a little bit crazy.
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You know Emmett and
I have a band, right?
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You know we have
a lawn mower, right?
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Don't you think you should give
us a shot at writing your jingle?
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P.J., come on, music's a great hobby
for you, but I need a professional.
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Come on,
just give us a chance.
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All right, okay. If you guys wanna take
a shot at it, knock yourselves out.
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You will not be sorry.
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And then one day
when I accept my grammy
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For best exterminator jingle,
I'm gonna say,
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"this one's for you, dad.
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And my girlfriend
Taylor Swift.
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What up, Tay-Tay?"
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What's wrong with you?
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No TV, no computer,
no video games.
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I'm freaking out.
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Why don't you
read a book?
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Sure, right after
I clean my room.
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Do you even know me?
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You're a strange
little dude.
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Where are you going?
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To the store.
We're out of diapers.
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Please take me
with you.
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You wanna go
shopping for diapers?
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No, but I will
not stay here
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And have these
machines mock me.
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Again, a strange
little dude.
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Okay, read back
what we have so far.
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Okay.
"jingle number one,
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Written by
P.J. and Emmett."
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That's it.
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Think.
Gotta think.
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Oh, hey, my dad's name
is Bob.
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Maybe we should think of
things that rhyme with "Bob."
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How about blob,
glob and slob?
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I'm doing a load
of his whites.
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Man, writing a jingle
is harder than I thought.
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Mom, we need
some inspiration.
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Well, lucky for you,
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I wrote quite a bit of
poetry in high school.
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Published five times in the
school's literary magazine...
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Whatever.
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Actually,
I was thinking
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You could inspire us
with some sandwiches.
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My first piece or...
back it up...
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Should I say
my first published piece
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Is called simply
"locker."
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That's great.
I'll take a ham and cheese...
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"hey there, locker,
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Filled with my books
and papers
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And secrets.
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I can't remember
your combination.
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37 right,
17 left,
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But then what?
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Am I locked out
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Or are you locked in?"
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So good.
So good.
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It's still so good.
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You wanna do this
at my house?
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Well well well,
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Gabriel B. Duncan.
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Afternoon, Hugo.
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The manager
knows you?
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We have a history, yes.
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A word of advice, Duncan...
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You knock over a display
or joy-ride a shopping cart,
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And I will personally open a can
of Reddi Mart's finest butt-kick.
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Hey, have you
lost weight?
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Just kidding.
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I'm watching you, punk.
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Soda and mints?
What are these for?
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I'm gonna make
a soda geyser.
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You drop a mint
into the bottle
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And it makes this
huge explosion.
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Wow, that sounds
so cool.
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Put them back.
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How come you get to buy lip
gloss and I can't buy this stuff?
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It's completely
different.
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Soda and mints won't make you
look totally cute at a party.
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Thank you very much.
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What's going on?
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Why, it's Gabe.
I must be getting psychic.
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I didn't do anything.
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Mm-hmm, come on.
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Receipt.
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There you go.
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Huh, I'm seeing
diapers,
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But I'm not seeing
sunglasses. Explain.
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Explanation...
we didn't get sunglasses.
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Well, someone did.
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Charlie did it.
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This time
she really did do it.
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She must have grabbed these
when we weren't looking.
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- That's so funny.
- You see me laughing?
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There's nothing funny
about shoplifting.
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In case you didn't notice,
Hugo, we're still in the store.
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Unpaid items are considered
stolen once they leave checkout.
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In case you didn't notice, we don't
have cash registers in the parking lot.
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Tell Alice
to call the police.
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The police?
You're arresting a baby?
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Or a very small person.
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We don't have
all the facts yet.
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Turn her to the left.
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Don't you think
it's a little ridiculous
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To take mug shots
of a baby?
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That's procedure
for shoplifters.
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Turn her
to the right.
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Okay, Charlie,
smile for huge-oh.
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Sticks and stones
may break my bones...
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Are these
the shoplifters?
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That's right. The perp
is in the stroller.
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She's not a perp.
She's a baby.
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Still undetermined.
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I called the police, but they
said this was low priority
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And they wouldn't be here
for three or four hours.
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Three or four hours?
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Alice, why can't you
do anything right?
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It's not my fault.
Please don't yell at me.
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How many times
have we been over this?
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Whenever you tell me
not to yell at you,
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It makes me want
to yell at you!
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Hi, as entertaining and
twisted as this all is,
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Can we please move it along?
I have a party to go to.
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- You're going to a party?
- Yes.
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That must be nice.
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Nitwit, do not fraternize
with the suspects.
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Might as well make
yourselves comfortable,
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Looks like you're gonna
be here a while.
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I'll stay here
as long as you want.
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- There's t.V. Here.
- That's a security monitor.
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It's a screen
and it's giving me pleasure.
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Woman over P.A.: Alice,
register 2 needs nickels.
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Hugo, I'm gonna bring
nickels to register 2.
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I heard.
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Gabe, we gotta
get out of here.
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Are you giving me
permission to be bad?
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- Yes.
- How bad?
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Do whatever it takes.
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I've been waiting to hear
those words my whole life.
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No whispering.
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Hugo, I have to go
to the bathroom.
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Is this
some kind of trick?
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It is...
a magic trick.
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I drink stuff up here
and it comes out down here.
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All right, let's go.
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And you, don't do
anything stupid.
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Like that?
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"like that?"
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All right, let's hear
what you got.
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This first song is one
of my personal favorites.
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It's called
"jingle number one."
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One, two, three, four.
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♪ Bob's bugs be gone,
bugs be gone ♪
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♪ he kills them
dead dead dead ♪
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♪ dead dead dead
dead dead dead! ♪
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What do you think?
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I think you just loosened
one of my fillings.
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Where's Hugo?
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Bathroom.
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Oh, no.
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That means I'm in charge
for 30 minutes.
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Where have I heard
that before?
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Heard what?
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The...
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In french class?
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Oh, yeah, yeah!
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You're Alice Wheezheimer.
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It's Wartheimer.
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It is?
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Are you sure?
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Is that what people
call me behind my back...
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Wheezheimer?
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No, not at all.
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Nobody calls you
Wheezheimer
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Or Wheezy.
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Hugo calls me
Alice in Wheezerland.
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Why do you let him
treat you so badly?
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He's my boss.
I have to.
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No, Alice, you don't.
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You have to
stand up for yourself.
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If he yells at you,
you yell back.
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Oh, I don't know.
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Believe it or not,
I'm not much of a yeller.
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This guy is treating you
like a doormat.
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- And that's bad?
- Yes.
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You have to stand up
and say,
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"you can't mess with me.
I'm Alice Wheezheimer!"
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Wartheimer!
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That's the fire
I'm looking for, wheezy...
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I mean warty.
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Hugo, get your butt
in here,
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Please.
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♪ da bug, mon ♪
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♪ yeah, da bug, mon ♪
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♪ don't delay,
call Bob today ♪
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♪ dial three ♪
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♪ zero ♪
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♪ three... ♪
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Guys.
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♪ fi-yi-yi-yive... ♪
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Guys guys guys.
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You haven't heard the second
verse. That's your fax number.
256
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:46,869
It's a 30-second
commercial.
257
00:13:46,870 --> 00:13:50,005
You can't place artificial
limits on our art.
258
00:13:50,006 --> 00:13:52,774
Yah, mon, da song needs
to breathe a little.
259
00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:55,910
Look, guys,
I gave you a shot,
260
00:13:55,911 --> 00:13:57,645
But I can't use
any of these songs.
261
00:13:57,646 --> 00:13:59,848
- Why not?
- Because they're not...
262
00:13:59,849 --> 00:14:04,653
What's the word?
...Good.
263
00:14:04,654 --> 00:14:06,922
P.J., come on!
264
00:14:06,923 --> 00:14:09,725
It's just business.
It's not personal.
265
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,764
So I guess the
polka number's out?
266
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:29,643
Did you just tell me
to get my butt in here?
267
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:35,983
Yes, she did.
268
00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:38,386
She's got something
to say to you...
269
00:14:43,026 --> 00:14:44,894
...Which is
270
00:14:44,895 --> 00:14:46,829
She's not your
doormat, okay?
271
00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,331
She deserves to be
treated with respect.
272
00:14:49,332 --> 00:14:51,434
How dare you
talk to me that way?
273
00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:56,471
She's gonna talk to you any way I
want to talk to you for her about.
274
00:14:56,472 --> 00:14:59,741
Woman over P.A.:
Price check on aisle 1,
275
00:14:59,742 --> 00:15:02,943
Volcanic geyser
on aisle 2.
276
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:10,984
This ends now.
277
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:14,754
Let's go, Charlie.
We're busting out of here.
278
00:15:23,931 --> 00:15:27,167
You little...!
279
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:35,141
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
280
00:15:39,246 --> 00:15:42,948
Jalapeno-style.
281
00:16:07,142 --> 00:16:10,977
Hugo, catch me
if you can.
282
00:16:23,157 --> 00:16:26,492
Gabriel!
283
00:16:42,845 --> 00:16:45,514
Clean up on aisle...
Everywhere.
284
00:16:52,256 --> 00:16:54,324
Hey.
285
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,959
You okay?
286
00:16:55,960 --> 00:16:58,261
- Dad, can I ask you something?
- Sure.
287
00:16:58,262 --> 00:17:03,166
Do you think I should give up
my dream of being a musician?
288
00:17:03,167 --> 00:17:04,868
Well, I think
the only person
289
00:17:04,869 --> 00:17:06,870
That can answer
that question is you.
290
00:17:06,871 --> 00:17:09,873
Then the
answer is no.
291
00:17:09,874 --> 00:17:11,675
I'm not giving up.
292
00:17:11,676 --> 00:17:14,144
Good.
That's good.
293
00:17:14,145 --> 00:17:16,779
You don't want
to have any regrets.
294
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:18,915
- I should know.
- What do you mean?
295
00:17:18,916 --> 00:17:21,684
I had a dream too.
296
00:17:21,685 --> 00:17:26,089
I was gonna be a
professional wrestler, man.
297
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:29,693
I was gonna call
myself "Bobzilla."
298
00:17:29,694 --> 00:17:31,995
Bobzilla?
299
00:17:31,996 --> 00:17:34,865
Maybe five more minutes
on the name, dad.
300
00:17:34,866 --> 00:17:36,733
Well, it all
worked out fine.
301
00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:40,337
I've got a nice life
and a wonderful family.
302
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:42,806
Besides, you wouldn't want
to see your dad on t.V.,
303
00:17:42,807 --> 00:17:45,241
- Beating up other guys, would you?
- That would be awesome.
304
00:17:45,242 --> 00:17:48,645
I know.
So awesome, right?
305
00:17:48,646 --> 00:17:50,546
Well, I'm not giving up.
In fact,
306
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,783
I used the pain of rejection
to write another song.
307
00:17:53,784 --> 00:17:55,919
Good for you.
Can I hear it?
308
00:17:57,821 --> 00:18:03,125
♪ the bug man
crushed my dreams ♪
309
00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:08,264
♪ everything I wanted
to be ♪
310
00:18:08,265 --> 00:18:11,968
♪ Bob's bugs be gone ♪
311
00:18:11,969 --> 00:18:15,739
♪ was the death of me. ♪
312
00:18:19,811 --> 00:18:22,447
You know what?
313
00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:23,715
I think you
speed that up,
314
00:18:23,716 --> 00:18:25,784
Have a bug sing it and
we've got our new jingle.
315
00:18:25,785 --> 00:18:27,953
- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.
316
00:18:27,954 --> 00:18:29,254
Yes!
317
00:18:29,255 --> 00:18:30,588
I did it!
318
00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:33,524
Now all I have to do
is find a singing bug.
319
00:18:44,135 --> 00:18:45,702
Alice.
320
00:18:45,703 --> 00:18:47,470
Hey, what's going on?
321
00:18:47,471 --> 00:18:50,574
I wanted to tell
you something.
322
00:18:50,575 --> 00:18:53,611
What was it?
323
00:18:53,612 --> 00:18:56,347
Oh, I got fired.
324
00:18:56,348 --> 00:18:59,284
That's terrible.
I'm so sorry.
325
00:18:59,285 --> 00:19:01,120
No, it's wonderful.
326
00:19:01,121 --> 00:19:05,058
Then congratulations.
327
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:08,262
After I turned in my
smock, guess what?
328
00:19:08,263 --> 00:19:11,632
- I stopped wheezing.
- That's great.
329
00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:13,868
Well, it's only
been an hour
330
00:19:13,869 --> 00:19:16,670
And the pollen count
is low.
331
00:19:16,671 --> 00:19:21,375
Well, let's keep
our fingers crossed.
332
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:24,344
Anyway, I just wanted
to thank you
333
00:19:24,345 --> 00:19:26,880
For helping me
stand up to Hugo.
334
00:19:26,881 --> 00:19:29,250
See you
in french class.
335
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:31,385
Hey, Alice,
336
00:19:31,386 --> 00:19:34,089
Would you like
to come to a party?
337
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,690
Really?
338
00:19:35,691 --> 00:19:38,628
I've never been
invited to a party.
339
00:19:38,629 --> 00:19:40,797
- Never?
- Nope.
340
00:19:40,798 --> 00:19:42,933
I threw one once
for arbor day.
341
00:19:42,934 --> 00:19:45,469
Nobody came.
342
00:19:45,470 --> 00:19:47,971
Just me and a tree.
343
00:19:47,972 --> 00:19:52,475
Well, no trees at this party,
just lots of cute boys.
344
00:19:52,476 --> 00:19:54,978
Oh, cute boys are
better than trees.
345
00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,879
But you do realize
346
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,282
You're going to have
to talk to them, right?
347
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:01,784
Sure, no problem.
348
00:20:05,088 --> 00:20:07,422
Or I'll talk to them
for you.
349
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,900
Well, Charlie,
what a day.
350
00:20:16,901 --> 00:20:18,802
You almost got us
arrested.
351
00:20:18,803 --> 00:20:20,904
I had an awesome time
at Spencer's party.
352
00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:24,274
And we totally
trashed a store.
353
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:26,877
But amazingly, mom and dad
never found out,
354
00:20:26,878 --> 00:20:29,646
So I think
we got away with it.
355
00:20:29,647 --> 00:20:31,915
Teddy, honey,
can I ask you a question?
356
00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:33,450
Sure, mom.
357
00:20:33,451 --> 00:20:38,153
Why is Charlie's mug shot
all over the Reddi Mart?
358
00:20:41,857 --> 00:20:45,259
If I go down,
I'm taking you with me.
359
00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,828
Good luck, Charlie.
360
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,308
And now
for the main event.
361
00:20:54,309 --> 00:20:57,678
In this corner,
he's nasty, he's dirty,
362
00:20:57,679 --> 00:21:00,047
He lives under
the refrigerator,
363
00:21:00,048 --> 00:21:04,352
Ladies and germs,
the roach!
364
00:21:06,622 --> 00:21:08,389
And in this corner,
365
00:21:08,390 --> 00:21:10,491
He's the best
at controlling the pest,
366
00:21:10,492 --> 00:21:13,961
The man with the plan
to put the bug in the can,
367
00:21:13,962 --> 00:21:17,799
The champion,
Bobzilla!
368
00:21:20,503 --> 00:21:23,071
* the bug man
crushed my dreams *
369
00:21:23,072 --> 00:21:25,140
* everything
I wanted to be *
370
00:21:25,141 --> 00:21:28,476
* Bob's bugs be gone
was the death of me. *
371
00:21:30,946 --> 00:21:31,980
I'm Bob
372
00:21:31,981 --> 00:21:33,915
From Bob's bugs be gone.
373
00:21:33,916 --> 00:21:35,450
You call me
374
00:21:35,451 --> 00:21:37,519
For all your pest control needs.
375
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,087
I will kill
376
00:21:39,088 --> 00:21:40,989
Your bug's dreams!
377
00:21:40,990 --> 00:21:44,026
Bob's bugs be gone
is not affiliated with
378
00:21:44,027 --> 00:21:46,762
Robert's bugs be gone or bo's
bugs be gone or Bob's bugs be good.
379
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:48,931
Bob is not responsible
for property damage
380
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:51,500
Due to the hive removal, pest
sterilization or larval dispersion.
381
00:21:51,501 --> 00:21:55,436
Bob's bugs be gone will not handle
snakes longer than 5 1/2 feet in length,
382
00:21:55,437 --> 00:21:57,839
Arachnids with two thoraxes,
bats of any kind
383
00:21:57,840 --> 00:21:59,374
Or the dreaded
vinegaroon.
384
00:21:59,375 --> 00:22:01,142
Bob offers free
termite inspections
385
00:22:01,143 --> 00:22:03,211
And 30 dollars off with a
purchase of an annual contract.
386
00:22:03,212 --> 00:22:05,046
Bob is an equal
opportunity employer.
387
00:22:05,047 --> 00:22:07,182
Se habla Espanol.
388
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:16,000
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