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Hi, charlie. Teddy here.
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So right now
you're nine months old and everything is going great.
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Well, almost everything.
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Now what I'm about to show you
is kind of disturbing,
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So brace yourself.
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Mmm, these sandwiches
will be yummy wummy.
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Yes, they will,
yes, they will.
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Mom and dad have been talking
like that ever since you arrived
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And if it's not over soon,
I'm gonna go crazy wazy.
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- P.J.!
- What?
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What are you
listening to?
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I downloaded a podcast
on the history of ballet.
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- You like that?
- More than baby talk.
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Would you like
some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?
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Yes, I would,
yes, I would.
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Wait, guys,
charlie isn't even here.
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No, widdle baby take
a nappy wappy upstairs.
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So why are you guys
still talking like that?
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I don't "weawy" know.
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I guess
we're just kinda fried.
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Well, we work all day,
take care of a baby all night.
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Work shift, baby shift--
I've barely got time to make doo-doo.
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Well, when was t last time
you guys had a night out?
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You know, like just the two
of you-- like a date?
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Teddy made a funny.
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A funny wunny.
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Seriously!
You know what? It's Saturday night.
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You two, you go out,
have fun,
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And do something besides
work, take care of the baby and make doo-doo.
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Well, it's nice to dream,
but who's gonna take care of charlie?
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Hello!
You've got three great babysitters right here.
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I'm glad I didn't
hear that.
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I don't know, teddy.
It's really nice thought,
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But we're really not ready
to go out without charlie just yet.
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- You guys want to see
a magic trick? - Sure!
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- Okay.
- Prepare to be amazed.
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I could use
a night out.
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( rock music playing )
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♪ day's all burnt toast ♪
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♪ running late,
and dad says ♪
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♪ has anybody
seen my left shoe? ♪
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♪ I close my eyes,
take a bite ♪
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♪ grab a ride,
laugh out loud ♪
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♪ there it is
up on the roof ♪
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♪ I've been there,
I've survived ♪
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♪ so just take
my advice ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby,
things are crazy ♪
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♪ but I know
your future's bright ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby ♪
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♪ there's no maybe ♪
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♪ everything
turns out all right ♪
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♪ your life
is up and down ♪
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♪ but trust me,
it comes back around ♪
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♪ you're gonna love
who you turn out to be ♪
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♪ hang in there, baby. ♪
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All right, you guys have fun.
Stay out as late as you want.
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But not too much fun--
we have enough kids already.
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I'm serious.
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Okay, everyone, be good,
have fun, love you.
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- Both: Yeah yeah.
- All right.
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Hey, teddy,
thanks for doing this.
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It's gonna be nice
for your mom and I to have some special time together.
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- Bob, move your butt!
- I'm coming!
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All right, so we divide
it up evenly,
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We each get to spend
an hour with charlie.
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Who wants to go first?
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I think you
should go first.
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And second and third,
since this was your idea.
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Hey, I'm not doing
this all by myself. You guys have to help out.
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Fine.
I'll go fourth.
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- There is no fourth.
- I meant I shall go forth to the park
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To shooteth some hoop.
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You want to go
to the park so badly,
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Then why don't you
just take charlie?
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What's a baby supposed
to do at the park?
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Babies love parks.
You can show her the duck pond,
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The blue sky, clouds.
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We're just gonna look at stuff?
That's what tv is for.
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P.J.:
Yeah heh hah, all right!
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This is great.
Whee!
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Yes, whoo!
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What are you looking at?
I was here first.
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Hey, you can ride that duck.
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I couldn't ride the duck.
I'd look silly on the duck.
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Fine.
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Hey there, charlie.
Are we having fun yet?
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All right.
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Man, you seen
a kid's birthday party around here anywhere?
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I'm the entertainment.
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I saw a bounce house on
the other end of the park.
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A bouncy house, eh?
Great.
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Another trip to the e.R.
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Who are you supposed
to be anyway?
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Plastic man,
rubber man?
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No, those are all
registered trademarks.
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I'm captain stretchy.
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There used to be a "cs" here,
but it came off in the wash.
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So what's your super power?
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Super elasticity.
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Hey, look,
there's a quarter.
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Eh!
( mutters )
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Ah, forget it.
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Not like
it's a dollar, right?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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Oh, yeah, I like
your taste in strollers.
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Thanks, you too.
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Oh, wow,
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- That baby's so cute.
- You too.
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Oh, I mean yours too.
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- I'm emma.
- I'm p.J.
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- Who's this little guy?
- My brother.
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We're just out
for our stroll. We do this every day.
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Us too.
Like I always say, babies love parks.
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- Would you like
to sit for a bit? - Sure.
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So I saw you talking
to captain stretchy earlier.
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Oh, yeah, he was lost.
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- Not much
of a superhero, right? - Oh, he's the worst.
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We hired him
for my brother's birthday party
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- And he sat on the cake.
- That sounds awful.
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Oh, it gets worse.
The candles were lit, so he sat in the punch.
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That is so weird.
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I me he looks like such
a quality entertainer.
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You know, p.J., I'm really
impressed that you take your baby sister to the park.
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My brothers would never
do anything like that.
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I hope not.
She is my sister.
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Now watch closely.
In this hand I have a quarter
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And in the other,
an ordinary egg.
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Now I put them in this hat,
spin them around a little
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And presto.
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Just out of curiosity,
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What was supposed
to happen?
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I love this baby.
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Anytime she wants to go
to the park, sign me up.
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What happened to you?
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Let's just say charlie made
a friend, p.J. Made a friend.
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Oh-- and did either you
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Or your friend bother
to change a diaper?
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There's no time for that.
I was too busy talking to emma.
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- Who's emma?
- A vision,
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An angel,
the girl who's moved into my heart.
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Did you tell her about
the vacancy in your brain?
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- P.J.?
- What?
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You brought home
the wrong baby.
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What?
I did not.
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Take a look!
Wrong parts.
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There's nothing wrong
with those parts.
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How could you bring home
the wrong baby?
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I'm sorry.
I got a little distracted.
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Emma is really cute.
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Yeah, well,
so was our sister.
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- Come on, let's go
to the park and find her. - Relax! I got her number.
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Then what are you waiting for?
Call her.
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Wait a second.
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Is it too soon?
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- If I call now,
she'll think I'm desperate. - Oh, you are desperate.
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Good point.
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Hello, is emma there?
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This is a chinese restaurant?
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Sure, I'll hear
the specials.
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- She gave you the wrong number.
- Who couldn't see that one coming?
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But I gave her gum
and helped her change a poopy diaper.
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It was so romantic.
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Well,
what do we do now?
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( cell phone ringing )
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Oh no!
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Hi mom, what up?
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Yeah, everything's going great.
Why wouldn't it be?
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We're just having
a grand old time here with--
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Baby.
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Yeah, sure you can talk to him.
Her her!
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Talk to mommy.
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Ooh-ooh ee ahh-ahh.
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What do you mean that
didn't sound like charlie?
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What, do you just think
I'm making baby noises into the phone?
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Mom, that's crazy.
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All right, bye.
Say bye, charlie.
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Ooh ahh-ahh-ahh.
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Not that I'm in the position
to criticize,
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But I was getting
more monkey.
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Come on,
let's go to the park.
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And meet the girl
who blew off p.J.?
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I'm there.
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- I don't see her.
- P.J., what did she look like?
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She was hot,
but what does it matter?
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Maybe we should call someone.
Who do you call when you search a baby?
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Captain stretchy!
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What is that?
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- You're still here?
- Every Saturday and Sunday all day long.
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Stay in school, kids.
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Just the guy
we needed to see.
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- I think you can help us.
- Hey, kid, I'm just an entertainer.
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I can't get mommy
and daddy back together.
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No, you don't understand.
I was talking to a girl here earlier,
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And she said that you worked
a party for her brother.
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- So? I work lots of parties.
- Where was the party where you fell on the cake?
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You got three hours?
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This is really important.
We need to find her.
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Interesting situation.
You kids need info,
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- And I need a mirdle.
- What is a mirdle?
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That's a man girdle.
And they ain't cheap.
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Yeah, neither is
dry cleaning, apparently.
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Her name's emma.
Did she come back to the park?
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Well, maybe she did
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And maybe she didn't.
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Stop rubbing
your fingers together and answer my question.
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He wants a bribe.
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I can't believe it.
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Here.
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Here's what I know:
Her name is emma.
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- I just told you that.
- I didn't say the information was fresh.
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Yeah, I know the girl.
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She comes from a big family--
seven, eight kids.
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For them I've been...
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Astronaut pete,
cowboy bob...
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- Magic marv?
- Yeah! You're familiar with my work.
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Yeah, and it stinks.
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I'm just starting off
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- And I'm a better
magician than you are. - Oh yeah?
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You think this is easy, huh?
Here.
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Turn that into a schnauzer.
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You can't do it, huh?
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Maybe it's because
you don't have the chops!
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Well, stretchy, do you
know where she lives?
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Yeah, around here
somewhere.
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- I'd know it if I saw it.
- Great!
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Now you help us tonight
and we'll get you into that mirdle tomorrow.
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Oh, and you understand
we're not actually
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Gonna put you into it?
That you have to do by yourself.
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Yeah, I get it.
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All right, come on, guys,
we have to go find her.
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Uh, hey--
captain stretchy, away!
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- Truck's this way.
- Oh, okay.
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Order whatever you want, honey.
I get a discount here.
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This place is one
of my best customers.
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Not what you want to hear
from an exterminator.
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- ( baby cries )
- oh, look at that.
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Oh, fajitas.
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Not that,
the baby.
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A little baby
in a stroller just like ours.
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Yeah, okay, honey,
this is supposed to be a night away from the baby.
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So let's come back.
243
00:13:10,494 --> 00:13:12,395
Okay okay, I'm back.
244
00:13:12,396 --> 00:13:16,198
I'm back.
Just gotta run to the ladies' room.
245
00:13:16,199 --> 00:13:18,234
Oh oh, hey, listen,
while you're in there,
246
00:13:18,235 --> 00:13:21,437
Could you
check the traps?
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00:13:28,011 --> 00:13:30,613
Hola.
248
00:13:30,614 --> 00:13:32,715
Adios.
249
00:13:34,685 --> 00:13:36,752
Bob, will you go over
and look at that baby?
250
00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:38,387
- I think it's charlie.
- What?!
251
00:13:38,388 --> 00:13:40,156
You heard me,
that is charlie!
252
00:13:40,157 --> 00:13:42,158
Sweetheart, would you
sit down, please?
253
00:13:42,159 --> 00:13:45,661
I will not sit down.
A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.
254
00:13:45,662 --> 00:13:49,398
Honey, seriously, what do
you think happened here?
255
00:13:49,399 --> 00:13:52,034
In the last hour somebody
went over to our house,
256
00:13:52,035 --> 00:13:55,104
Borrowed our baby then brought
her out for chips and guac?
257
00:13:55,105 --> 00:13:57,006
I don't know,
it's a big family.
258
00:13:57,007 --> 00:14:01,444
- Maybe that's how
they get their babies. - Sweetheart,
259
00:14:01,445 --> 00:14:03,579
I think you're just
missing charlie
260
00:14:03,580 --> 00:14:07,016
And you're having a little
separation anxiety.
261
00:14:07,017 --> 00:14:10,052
Oh, okay.
262
00:14:10,053 --> 00:14:11,420
You're right.
263
00:14:11,421 --> 00:14:13,255
Crazy wazy.
264
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:18,794
- I mean, that isn't
possible, right? - Exactly.
265
00:14:18,795 --> 00:14:22,865
I'm just going to go
to the ladies' room one more time.
266
00:14:22,866 --> 00:14:25,101
Sit down.
267
00:14:25,102 --> 00:14:27,670
Now let's enjoy the rest
of our night out
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00:14:27,671 --> 00:14:30,206
At this very lovely restaurant.
269
00:14:30,207 --> 00:14:32,208
- Okay?
- Okay.
270
00:14:35,045 --> 00:14:37,446
I'm needed
in the kitchen.
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00:14:47,090 --> 00:14:48,491
- Charlie!
- Emma!
272
00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,493
- Charlie!
- Emma!
273
00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:52,795
- Marco!
- Polo.
274
00:14:52,796 --> 00:14:54,530
Gabe, not helping.
275
00:14:54,531 --> 00:14:56,766
Stretchy, is any of this
looking familiar?
276
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,868
Maybe it does,
maybe it doesn't.
277
00:14:58,869 --> 00:15:02,671
- You are not
getting any more money. - No, I have night blindness.
278
00:15:02,672 --> 00:15:04,774
All I'm seeing is shapes.
279
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:08,477
- Why didn't you
mention that earlier? - I needed a ride home.
280
00:15:08,478 --> 00:15:12,381
Stop here.
281
00:15:12,382 --> 00:15:15,918
Oh, great.
Mom's up.
282
00:15:18,021 --> 00:15:22,525
- Maybe I'll just
hang with you kids. - Captain stretchy, away.
283
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:29,799
- Good night, stretchy.
- Good night, stretchy.
284
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,734
Good night.
285
00:15:31,735 --> 00:15:36,338
- Now what?
- We didn't hit the streets on the north end of the park.
286
00:15:36,339 --> 00:15:38,607
P.J., we can't keep
driving around all night.
287
00:15:38,608 --> 00:15:40,376
It's over.
We have to tell mom and dad.
288
00:15:40,377 --> 00:15:41,944
- But--
- no, it'll be okay.
289
00:15:41,945 --> 00:15:43,913
They know what to do.
They always do.
290
00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,350
How am I gonna tell them
I lost our baby sister?
291
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,856
I'm the oldest.
They're gonna think I'm the most responsible.
292
00:15:53,857 --> 00:15:57,159
P.J., if it makes you
feel any better,
293
00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:00,029
Nobody thinks that.
294
00:16:02,799 --> 00:16:05,201
Why do I always
mess everything up?
295
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:10,673
You know what?
This could have happened to any of us.
296
00:16:10,674 --> 00:16:14,410
All right, probably
most likely you, but--
297
00:16:14,411 --> 00:16:17,546
This one, we're all
in it together.
298
00:16:19,783 --> 00:16:22,117
Thanks.
299
00:16:23,253 --> 00:16:24,854
Hey, look,
300
00:16:24,855 --> 00:16:27,456
Captain stretchy dropped
his driver's license.
301
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:31,594
175 lbs, my butt!
302
00:16:49,846 --> 00:16:51,547
There they are.
303
00:16:51,548 --> 00:16:53,682
All right, let's get
this over with.
304
00:16:53,683 --> 00:16:57,987
Do you think it would be
better or worse if we had the mariachi deliver the news?
305
00:16:57,988 --> 00:17:00,689
If it's in spanish,
probably better.
306
00:17:01,992 --> 00:17:03,425
Wait,
I don't believe it.
307
00:17:03,426 --> 00:17:05,361
- That's emma.
- So that's charlie.
308
00:17:05,362 --> 00:17:07,129
Yes!
Oh, we're saved.
309
00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:09,965
- Not quite.
- Hey, kids.
310
00:17:11,401 --> 00:17:15,237
- What now?
- I'll let you know when I think of it.
311
00:17:15,238 --> 00:17:17,706
Mom, dad, hi.
312
00:17:17,707 --> 00:17:19,275
- Hi.
- What are you doing here?
313
00:17:19,276 --> 00:17:22,044
We just realized
you must be missing charlie,
314
00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:23,579
So we brought her.
315
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:26,649
Oh, teddy, you're not
fooling me.
316
00:17:26,650 --> 00:17:28,183
- I'm not?
- Nope.
317
00:17:28,184 --> 00:17:30,386
You spent a little
too much time with charlie
318
00:17:30,387 --> 00:17:32,288
And you're ready
to hand her over early.
319
00:17:32,289 --> 00:17:36,058
Well, I wouldn't say
too much time.
320
00:17:36,059 --> 00:17:38,427
Well, I am ready too,
so let me at her.
321
00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:40,729
- Gimme gimme gimme.
- Mom, mom, mom.
322
00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:44,166
You're on a date.
Let me bring her to you.
323
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:49,438
Here?
Wait, now?
324
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:51,407
Well, all right.
325
00:17:54,110 --> 00:17:55,311
- Hey, mom.
- Hi, baby.
326
00:17:55,312 --> 00:17:56,745
- Hey.
- Hey, dad.
327
00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:59,148
- Something I want to show you.
- What is it, honey?
328
00:18:00,450 --> 00:18:03,452
( "william tell overture"
playing )
329
00:18:49,866 --> 00:18:52,334
And now for my next trick,
330
00:18:52,335 --> 00:18:55,371
I'm gonna make
a boy disappear.
331
00:18:59,509 --> 00:19:01,610
You know, you should be
ashamed of yourself.
332
00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:04,480
You lead a guy on,
make him think you have a connection,
333
00:19:04,481 --> 00:19:07,282
And you give him
a fake phone number.
334
00:19:07,283 --> 00:19:10,486
You put it in wrong.
That three is supposed to be a two.
335
00:19:11,921 --> 00:19:14,289
Oh, my bad.
336
00:19:14,290 --> 00:19:16,859
So...
337
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:19,294
You wanna get a table?
338
00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:27,069
My widdle baby,
did you miss your mommy and daddy?
339
00:19:27,070 --> 00:19:29,972
Yes, she did.
Yes, she did.
340
00:19:32,208 --> 00:19:35,277
Oh, I never thought I'd be
so happy to hear baby talk.
341
00:19:37,013 --> 00:19:39,515
Teddy, this
isn't charlie's binky. Where did you get this?
342
00:19:39,516 --> 00:19:42,051
Oh, well, that's actually
a really funny story.
343
00:19:42,052 --> 00:19:45,187
- See, what happened was--
- ( music playing loudly )
344
00:19:46,056 --> 00:19:48,290
Too loud.
Tell you later.
345
00:19:58,668 --> 00:20:00,235
Teddy: Yeah!
346
00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:02,971
Well, charlie, now you're
home safe and sound
347
00:20:02,972 --> 00:20:04,807
And everything
turned out okay.
348
00:20:04,808 --> 00:20:06,408
For you.
349
00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:09,411
It would have been okay
for us too, but when we got home,
350
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:11,613
Mom started asking
all these questions
351
00:20:11,614 --> 00:20:15,651
And no one really had
an answer to the pee stains in the living room.
352
00:20:17,287 --> 00:20:21,023
And that's when the truth
came out and all the kids got into trouble.
353
00:20:21,024 --> 00:20:24,693
So the lesson is if you ever try
to pull anything over on mom,
354
00:20:24,694 --> 00:20:28,097
Good luck, charlie.
355
00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:31,033
Couldn't have said it
better myself.
356
00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:39,144
In this hand
I have a quarter.
357
00:20:39,145 --> 00:20:42,681
And in the other hand,
an ordinary egg.
358
00:20:42,682 --> 00:20:46,451
Now I put them in this hat,
359
00:20:46,352 --> 00:20:49,688
Spin them around and...
360
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:53,592
Presto!
Now hold out your hand.
361
00:20:58,798 --> 00:21:01,333
Wow, that's a great trick.
362
00:21:01,334 --> 00:21:03,902
How'd you do that?
363
00:21:03,903 --> 00:21:06,772
Interesting situation.
364
00:21:06,773 --> 00:21:09,074
It seems you need information,
365
00:21:09,075 --> 00:21:12,778
Meanwhile I need
a new video game.
366
00:21:17,951 --> 00:21:19,985
What a chump.
367
00:21:19,986 --> 00:21:23,522
Who you calling a chump?
Hey, get back here.
368
00:21:23,523 --> 00:21:30,523
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