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Previously on "Girlfriends'
Guide to Divorce"...
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Abby, what if we gave
this thing one more shot?
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SheShe wants to start a new divorce page.
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Barbara is our... your managing editor.
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- I didn't mean to insult you in any way.
- Listen,
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let's pretend there's a door here,
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and I am shutting it.
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I want a huge, crazy wedding.
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I'm not anybody's blushing bride.
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My pastry chef was supposed to be here,
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but he ended up taking the bus.
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There's a guy camping in your backyard.
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Scott, Abby. Abby, Scott.
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I don't think it's a good idea
for us making this permanent,
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you know, living together.
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You loaded?
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Are you loaded?
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You asked if I was sure.
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Becca has decided not to keep the baby.
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And I realized I wasn't.
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So I don't think I have
to tell Abby, right?
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Can I talk to you outside?
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Okay, the kids could come out here.
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- Abby?
- Oh!
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_
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Oh, my God, oh, my God.
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- Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
- Okay, maybe she didn't...
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- She definitely did. Yeah.
- This is disaster.
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Shit.
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What if she tells Lilly or Jo?
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- She's probably telling Jo right now.
- You know what? You know what?
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Maybe she won't tell anybody.
Maybe it-it's just like a bear.
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She's more freaked out than we are.
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That is not possible.
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We need to talk to her.
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Let's level with her, and let's
ask her not to tell anybody.
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We cannot ask a child to lie for us.
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- Terrible idea.
- Okay.
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Let's tell the truth. Let's tell the kids.
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Let's tell the world, out with it.
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I'm not ready for that, for this.
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- I am sorry, and you know what, I...
- No.
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I hate secrets, but I
need this job at SheShe.
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And now, now is not the time to tell people
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we're still married.
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I... I need something under
my feet that is not shifting.
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Okay, I get it.
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Okay.
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I can handle a little
more undercover intrigue.
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- It's not forever.
- I know.
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-- Synced/corrected by ChrisKe/PetaG --
-- and robtor --
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Charlie, do you want bananas or raisins?
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Charlie?
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I am not riding with her ever.
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- What?
- She can't drive, hello?
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She's learning, honey.
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You can walk, but I'm
starting my lessons on Monday.
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- (Both) Morning.
- Well, I'm not going to be there!
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- All right.
- Abby?
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- Morning.
- Hey, you guys,
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- we're late. Let's get it going.
- Yup.
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Hey, dad, will you take me
to the valley this weekend
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- to practice driving?
- Why the valley?
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- Those people want to live too.
- Ha, ha, ha.
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They have really big, empty
parking lots out there.
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Sounds like a magical place.
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- Yes.
- (Jo) Pardon me.
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- Hey, do you want some help with that?
- No, sir,
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I am learning to be
self-sufficient, remember?
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You look like shit.
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You're not sleeping?
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What? No, I'm sleeping.
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Or something. Seriously, your
face is like warmed-over ass.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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Really, tweed? I expected you to have,
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- like, Puerto Rican flags or to be...
- No, these belong to Zooey.
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She's going to visit Frumpkis and
the Wicked Witch of the South.
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I thought you were
moving out like an adult.
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Well, finding a place in L.A.
isn't as easy as you might think.
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Funny, I found the Paradiso
really, really fast.
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Because it's corporate housing.
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It's soulless stucco boxes.
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Maybe that crap's good enough
for you but not for my kid,
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and since I'm opening
a bakery in dos dias...
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You don't have to move right away.
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Could you say that with a
little less enthusiasm, please?
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Thanks.
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Look, it was my idea to
expand to the West Coast.
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This is on me, so let me
just get the doors open,
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and I swear on my life I will find a place.
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- Zooey, Uber's here!
- Lilly...
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- Bye.
- Say good-bye to your mother.
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Zooey, Uber's here!
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- I'm here.
- She's right there.
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- Shut the door. Behave. Hey.
- What?
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Shotgun!
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- Okay, I'll be right there.
- Got it.
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Okay, that was weird, but it
wasn't like "we're in trouble"
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- weird, right?
- I feel like if she told,
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then it would've been a whole other...
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- But it was hostile.
- Abby?
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Abby?
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May I have a word with you?
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- Okay, sure.
- In private?
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- Of course.
- Yeah, I'm gonna...
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I'm got to drive the
kids to school, then.
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- Have a good day, Jake.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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[Mouthing words]
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I know this is none of my business.
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I am so sorry that you
had to see what you saw,
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and I'm sure it's very confusing.
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Not if you and Jake are
back together. Are you?
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- That is a big question, and...
- Oh.
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And sometimes life can be very complicated.
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Lilly and Charlie can't know.
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They've been through this so many times.
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It's not fair to the kids.
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That's right.
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I won't say anything.
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I cannot ask you to lie for me.
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I'm leaving for two weeks.
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You're the one who has to lie.
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[Jazzy music]
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Bye.
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- Bye.
- ["Bombastic" by Bonnie McKee]
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I'm on a mission to
search and destroy
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don't get it twisted, I'm
ready to make some noise
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I was literally sitting
here trying to figure out
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how I could get all my work done from here
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in this bed with you.
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Well, you do do pretty good work in bed.
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I do have a meeting, though,
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- at 9:00, with manufacturing...
- [Grunting]
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I know, about the new line.
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[Grunts]
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I guess I approve.
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Hey, what are we gonna eat tonight?
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I was thinking Nobu?
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Be a great place for our engagement party.
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Did you say engagement party?
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Just a few dozen friends,
maybe one toast, and done.
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A few dozen?
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I don't have time to
plan an engagement party.
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Well, then why did we
hire a wedding planner?
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You hired her?
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Jonathan is gonna take care of everything.
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Your only job is to show up and marry me.
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[Soft rock music]
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Mmm, I think I can do that.
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[Bell ringing]
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Phoebe, I wanted to tell you
how much I enjoyed the editorial
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you wrote for the parent newsletter.
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Oh, wow, thank you, Ellen.
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I had no idea you'd gone through all that.
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I'd love you to come talk
to my economics class.
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Most people think there's
no child labor in the U.S.,
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but clearly you had a different experience.
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Yeah, I would be honored.
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- Great. I'll email you some times. Okay.
- Okay.
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- [Bell ringing]
- Thank you.
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[Mouthing words]
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What does that even mean, "A crowded field
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of vegan treateries"?
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Wha... we're a vegan bakery.
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- That is our brand.
- Hey, Marco, it's me again.
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- Uh, can you call me back?
- All right.
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- Thanks.
- Well, you know what?
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- What's going on with Marco?
- Ooh.
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I had a little too much
to drink the other night.
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Oh, okay.
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And I thought it was okay
with us, but I guess we're not.
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Wait. What?
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Oh, you want me to make
the phone call for you?
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Sure, yeah, I'll do your job.
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On a lighter note,
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Ellen Tedford asked me to
speak in front of her class.
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- Hey, that's awesome.
- I know.
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- Congratulations.
- Yeah, you got it, sweetie.
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Okay, bye. [Phone beeps]
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Mother... [sighs]
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Who's that?
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Idiot PR lady.
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She's barely doing any
press for the opening.
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Apparently we're not distinctive enough.
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We need a hook.
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What was your hook in New York?
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We sell vegan stuff, and
it's frickin' awesome,
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and Scott's the go-to guy in Brooklyn,
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but according to asshole here,
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we're late for the
food-free food party in L.A.
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- Scott, tent Scott?
- Yes.
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Do not sleep with him.
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I'm serious. Goes for everyone.
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I'm... Delia too.
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- You tell her that.
- Jeez.
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He's hot as hell, but
he's kind of a sex addict.
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[Phone buzzing]
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[Phone beeps]
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Speaking of, that's...
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That's the sexy smile.
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That's Will. Is that Will?
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That's Will.
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[Chuckles] Sexy Will.
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He adores you.
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Um, yes.
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Jo, what is happening
with your apartment hunt?
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Wow, you just can't
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stop pushing me out the door, can you?
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No, I... no, I was...
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I left a message for a realtor.
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Her face looked very nice on the bench.
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Okay, well, if there's
anything I can do to help, I...
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You want to help me?
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You get every person you
know to come to the bakery
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so I don't go broke.
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I got to go.
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Do not touch Scott's twinkie.
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I'm serious.
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[Disco music]
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- I couldn't wait to tell you.
- Mm-hmm.
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She was like that robot girl
in the... what was that show?
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- (Both) "Small Wonder."
- So scary mature.
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So she actually said,
"we can't tell the ch...
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We can't tell the children?"
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Basically, she did.
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- Wow. Creepy.
- Yeah, but you know what?
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It makes me sad, because I don't...
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I don't want our kids to feel
like they have to parent us.
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I want them to feel safe and secure.
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Our kids don't feel that way.
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- No?
- Mm-mm.
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Also, they know that we are
going through a transition.
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For example, I am
transitioning into a person
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who's not wearing pants.
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[Laughs]
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Ow, what is that?
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What? Oh, sorry.
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That is called an independent
film production office
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right here on my bed.
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You are a fancy Hollywood director.
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[Motor buzzing and revving]
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I'm gonna kill those guys.
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- What is it?
- Damn leaf blower guy.
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Hey! Turn it off! It's all right.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Let it go.
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Turn it off!
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- Jake? Hey.
- Yeah! Thank you!
254
00:09:26,977 --> 00:09:28,476
Come back to bed. [Sighs]
255
00:09:28,512 --> 00:09:30,312
Which one of those beautiful
ladies is the love interest
256
00:09:30,347 --> 00:09:31,429
of Mr. Lovett?
257
00:09:31,481 --> 00:09:34,015
We're not doing that. Not at all.
258
00:09:34,017 --> 00:09:36,017
What? But he's your star.
259
00:09:36,069 --> 00:09:38,019
Right, but we're... kind of.
260
00:09:38,071 --> 00:09:39,738
I mean, we're kind of...
261
00:09:39,773 --> 00:09:41,189
We're thinking about the
whole thing differently.
262
00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:42,574
He doesn't have a love interest.
263
00:09:42,609 --> 00:09:45,410
He doesn't come in till
the third act of the film.
264
00:09:45,445 --> 00:09:46,611
Who thought that was a good idea?
265
00:09:46,663 --> 00:09:47,746
It's a dramatic tension thing.
266
00:09:47,781 --> 00:09:49,331
- I thought it would...
- What?
267
00:09:49,366 --> 00:09:51,366
Are you giving me notes right now?
268
00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:52,917
Because I thought it was playtime.
269
00:09:52,953 --> 00:09:54,085
Sorry, no notes, no notes. I'm sorry.
270
00:09:54,121 --> 00:09:56,871
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
271
00:09:56,923 --> 00:09:58,373
Such a know-it-all, my God.
272
00:09:58,425 --> 00:09:59,507
Can't help it.
273
00:09:59,543 --> 00:10:00,925
Actually, though, I want...
274
00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:03,044
I meant to ask you one thing,
275
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:06,099
which is... this,
276
00:10:06,124 --> 00:10:07,411
here, this...
277
00:10:07,436 --> 00:10:11,889
Does this guy play to you
as military intelligence?
278
00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,169
He's a little young.
279
00:10:13,194 --> 00:10:14,606
- Okay, right?
- Right.
280
00:10:14,641 --> 00:10:16,141
That's what I thought, but casting are...
281
00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:17,559
We are working.
282
00:10:17,561 --> 00:10:18,560
Oh.
283
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:19,739
- Yeah.
- Sorry.
284
00:10:19,764 --> 00:10:22,450
Do you think maybe this place
is too real for playtime?
285
00:10:23,567 --> 00:10:26,497
You think we need more of
a "Fantasy Island" vibe?
286
00:10:27,321 --> 00:10:28,787
Yeah, like a fancy hotel where we could...
287
00:10:28,822 --> 00:10:30,038
[Exhales sharply]
288
00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:32,574
We could get room
service, have lots of sex.
289
00:10:32,626 --> 00:10:35,126
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what is
the place with the, um...
290
00:10:35,162 --> 00:10:36,711
- The little... the little sundaes?
- The little sundaes!
291
00:10:36,747 --> 00:10:38,163
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll look it up.
292
00:10:38,215 --> 00:10:39,581
No, no, wait, I can't. I have
a meeting at 2:00 at SheShe.
293
00:10:39,633 --> 00:10:40,833
I don't care.
294
00:10:40,834 --> 00:10:42,417
If they saw us right now, I'd be so fired.
295
00:10:42,419 --> 00:10:43,668
'Cause you are so full of shit.
296
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,804
- 'Cause you're...
- Hey. Hey, stop.
297
00:10:45,839 --> 00:10:47,255
I just... just cancel that meeting.
298
00:10:47,257 --> 00:10:48,653
I can't.
299
00:10:48,678 --> 00:10:51,345
It's with my managing editor
and the woman who hates me.
300
00:10:51,370 --> 00:10:52,903
I'm pitching divorce stories.
301
00:10:53,063 --> 00:10:54,896
Okay, well, go pitch your divorce stories
302
00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:56,064
and then go to the hotel
303
00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:58,466
and have sex with your husband.
304
00:11:00,255 --> 00:11:02,981
No! They stole it from us!
305
00:11:03,646 --> 00:11:05,567
Well, come to the opening,
306
00:11:05,592 --> 00:11:09,060
because we will show you
who's derivative-ing who.
307
00:11:09,525 --> 00:11:12,825
Unbelievable, some vegan asshole...
308
00:11:12,850 --> 00:11:15,571
- Can you sign here, please?
- Stole our frickin' faux-hos recipe,
309
00:11:15,596 --> 00:11:16,997
and he's tweeting it from his bakery.
310
00:11:17,022 --> 00:11:18,240
- Thank you.
- I saw it this morning.
311
00:11:18,265 --> 00:11:19,224
Now look.
312
00:11:19,249 --> 00:11:20,998
Taste this.
313
00:11:22,018 --> 00:11:23,474
Oh, my God.
314
00:11:24,097 --> 00:11:25,346
What is this?
315
00:11:25,371 --> 00:11:28,572
Our new signature, the cruffin nookie.
316
00:11:28,597 --> 00:11:31,520
Part muffin, part cookie,
made with croissant dough
317
00:11:31,572 --> 00:11:33,270
and baked to a crispy perfection.
318
00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:35,845
The n in "nookie" is
just there to sound dirty.
319
00:11:35,870 --> 00:11:37,420
- This is unbelievable.
- Mm-hmm.
320
00:11:37,445 --> 00:11:39,020
How'd you make the croissant
dough without butter?
321
00:11:39,045 --> 00:11:41,481
Are you kidding?
There's, like, a pound of it in there.
322
00:11:42,531 --> 00:11:43,947
We're a vegan bakery.
323
00:11:43,972 --> 00:11:45,671
Not anymore.
324
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:47,607
When we did that in New York,
it was, like, a radical shift,
325
00:11:47,659 --> 00:11:48,908
but now we're in L.A.
326
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,566
The fat can be the new nonfat.
327
00:11:50,612 --> 00:11:53,530
Wrong, this is the vegan
capital of the world.
328
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,832
Jo, you're not even a vegan
anymore, and I'm not a vegan.
329
00:11:55,867 --> 00:11:57,388
I've never been a vegan.
330
00:11:57,786 --> 00:11:59,536
I have to eat this sorry-ass
way because I have allergies.
331
00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,421
Take this delicious abomination,
332
00:12:01,456 --> 00:12:03,123
destroy all evidence of this.
333
00:12:03,175 --> 00:12:06,876
Jo, I am an artist, and
artists need to grow.
334
00:12:06,928 --> 00:12:08,428
No growing. You hear me?
335
00:12:08,463 --> 00:12:10,130
You stay the exact same size.
336
00:12:10,132 --> 00:12:11,631
No growing.
337
00:12:11,633 --> 00:12:12,958
No change.
338
00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:16,553
Now, I got to go apartment
hunting, so when I return,
339
00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:19,645
this place better be
piled high with vegan crap.
340
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,122
Come on!
341
00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:25,361
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
342
00:12:25,397 --> 00:12:26,362
- Hi.
- Hi.
343
00:12:26,398 --> 00:12:27,480
Going somewhere?
344
00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:28,731
Yeah, a quick meeting out of the office.
345
00:12:28,783 --> 00:12:29,732
You're gonna have to cancel it.
346
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:31,427
I have some bad news.
347
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,703
Grant Manning is dead.
348
00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,464
What? When?
349
00:12:35,489 --> 00:12:38,044
A couple days ago, ski accident.
350
00:12:39,082 --> 00:12:41,263
Black diamond run, hit a tree.
351
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,213
- How awful.
- Yeah.
352
00:12:43,248 --> 00:12:45,298
Please forgive me for
what I'm about to ask.
353
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,167
I'm way ahead of you, and the answer is no,
354
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:49,886
he did not sign the divorce
agreement before he died.
355
00:12:49,911 --> 00:12:51,054
Shit.
356
00:12:51,089 --> 00:12:53,973
Albert, I've worked on
that case for over a year.
357
00:12:54,009 --> 00:12:56,216
Yeah, well, it's as if it never happened.
358
00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,677
Annie is still his wife,
359
00:12:59,264 --> 00:13:01,888
and she's fighting his
daughter for property.
360
00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,100
What can I do?
361
00:13:04,152 --> 00:13:06,519
Be in the conference room
at 2:00 P.M. to mediate.
362
00:13:06,571 --> 00:13:08,417
Okay, be back in an hour.
363
00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:11,028
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
You're still leaving?
364
00:13:11,359 --> 00:13:13,645
Yeah, I agreed to meet
with a wedding planner.
365
00:13:14,052 --> 00:13:15,995
- It starts.
- No, Albert, it stops.
366
00:13:16,031 --> 00:13:17,530
I meet once, and that's it.
367
00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:18,782
Then I'm done.
368
00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,372
Everything's gonna be taken care of.
369
00:13:20,785 --> 00:13:22,418
[Indistinct chatter]
370
00:13:22,454 --> 00:13:23,920
Want to go around again?
371
00:13:23,955 --> 00:13:25,955
Yeah, sure. Why not?
372
00:13:26,007 --> 00:13:27,340
[Clears throat]
373
00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,008
[Indistinct chatter]
374
00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:30,543
What are you wearing? I
thought we were playing.
375
00:13:30,595 --> 00:13:31,708
You are.
376
00:13:32,797 --> 00:13:33,864
Walt.
377
00:13:34,633 --> 00:13:36,015
Who's Walt?
378
00:13:36,051 --> 00:13:38,301
I hired a Manny to play sports
with the boys while Max is gone.
379
00:13:38,353 --> 00:13:41,271
Yeah, he takes them surfing,
plays tennis, football,
380
00:13:41,306 --> 00:13:42,506
basketball; It's great.
381
00:13:42,524 --> 00:13:43,890
Okay, so I get the Manny?
382
00:13:43,942 --> 00:13:45,725
You don't seriously want
to play basketball with me.
383
00:13:45,727 --> 00:13:46,859
No?
384
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:47,894
So I will be Max's emotional proxy
385
00:13:47,946 --> 00:13:49,445
while Walt runs your ass off.
386
00:13:49,481 --> 00:13:50,842
- Walt, this is Jake.
- Oh, hey, man.
387
00:13:50,865 --> 00:13:52,858
- Thanks for letting me play.
- My pleasure.
388
00:13:53,902 --> 00:13:55,599
Now you kick my ass? Is that right?
389
00:13:55,624 --> 00:13:57,453
Come on, dude, we're just
gonna have some fun, right?
390
00:13:57,489 --> 00:13:58,897
Look. I tell you what.
391
00:13:59,374 --> 00:14:01,124
You mind if I warm up a little bit?
392
00:14:01,159 --> 00:14:02,499
No, stretch it out.
393
00:14:02,554 --> 00:14:03,396
Yeah.
394
00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:11,584
So he's a strapping young man,
395
00:14:11,586 --> 00:14:13,503
and your husband's out of town, and...
396
00:14:13,555 --> 00:14:14,587
- He's straight.
- Mm-hmm.
397
00:14:14,639 --> 00:14:15,755
And it's not even like that.
398
00:14:15,807 --> 00:14:18,508
No, he did four years in Afghanistan.
399
00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:19,976
He's going to UCLA.
400
00:14:20,011 --> 00:14:22,095
He's a good role model for
the boys, so get your mind
401
00:14:22,147 --> 00:14:23,233
out of the gutter.
402
00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:25,342
All right, your turn.
403
00:14:26,101 --> 00:14:27,967
Max tells me Becca's pregnant?
404
00:14:29,321 --> 00:14:31,645
Wow, way to respect the
cone of silence, Max.
405
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:34,038
Well, did you tell him there
was no spousal dispensation?
406
00:14:34,609 --> 00:14:35,405
No.
407
00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,003
Okay, well, then the cone includes me.
408
00:14:37,028 --> 00:14:38,358
You know the rules.
409
00:14:39,114 --> 00:14:40,342
What'd Abby say?
410
00:14:43,077 --> 00:14:44,743
You haven't said anything?
411
00:14:44,779 --> 00:14:46,328
You know, things are
delicate between us right now.
412
00:14:46,364 --> 00:14:47,580
You know what?
413
00:14:47,615 --> 00:14:50,249
Your kids are about to
have a baby half-sibling.
414
00:14:50,284 --> 00:14:51,367
I mean, if you think this is gonna get
415
00:14:51,419 --> 00:14:53,085
easier to break to Abby
the longer you wait,
416
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:54,991
you are seriously clueless.
417
00:14:55,399 --> 00:14:57,467
[Grunting]
418
00:14:57,912 --> 00:14:59,128
Whoo.
419
00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:02,094
[Upbeat music]
420
00:15:02,129 --> 00:15:05,180
Hold on, are we talking
about your housekeeper, or...
421
00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:06,549
No, Brittany's.
422
00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:07,883
The housekeeper's name is Brittany?
423
00:15:07,885 --> 00:15:10,269
No, sorry, the... Brittany is my friend.
424
00:15:10,304 --> 00:15:12,221
Marta is her housekeeper.
425
00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:15,975
Marta got married in Guatemala,
but she broke up in the U.S.,
426
00:15:16,027 --> 00:15:17,276
and she's been trying to get a divorce,
427
00:15:17,311 --> 00:15:18,561
but she needs her ex to sign the papers,
428
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,032
and she has no idea where he is.
429
00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:21,993
Okay, Abby, uh,
430
00:15:22,483 --> 00:15:25,067
what we want from you is your unique angle.
431
00:15:25,069 --> 00:15:28,454
- Right.
- Lifestyle, aspirational, sexy.
432
00:15:28,489 --> 00:15:30,456
I just want to be more
sensitive to our readers,
433
00:15:30,491 --> 00:15:32,915
many of whom are going through
very difficult divorces.
434
00:15:33,244 --> 00:15:35,329
Their Guatemalan husbands are missing?
435
00:15:35,813 --> 00:15:37,072
Some of them,
436
00:15:38,058 --> 00:15:39,591
and I just thought it would be good
437
00:15:39,616 --> 00:15:44,953
if we could mix in some earthy,
grounded stories with the fun.
438
00:15:45,089 --> 00:15:48,223
But you're the sexy face of divorce, okay?
439
00:15:48,259 --> 00:15:50,809
You're not here to write
about the sad, upsetting side.
440
00:15:50,845 --> 00:15:52,400
Ew, that's Barbara's face.
441
00:15:52,506 --> 00:15:53,755
No offense.
442
00:15:53,780 --> 00:15:56,865
So we want to see you out
there at, um, gallery openings
443
00:15:56,982 --> 00:15:59,849
and fashion shows, artisanal food fairs.
444
00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:02,708
Barbara is going to oversee you on this.
445
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:05,237
Ooh, call Cowan and get a list of escorts.
446
00:16:05,953 --> 00:16:08,170
No, not escort-escorts.
447
00:16:08,362 --> 00:16:09,945
I actually know one of those.
448
00:16:09,997 --> 00:16:11,864
I'll bet you do, but we're actually looking
449
00:16:11,916 --> 00:16:14,116
for someone who's gonna
look good in the photo.
450
00:16:14,168 --> 00:16:18,003
Ooh, get some buzzworthy men,
or women, hey, whatever, right?
451
00:16:18,039 --> 00:16:20,289
Okay, so 1,000 words twice a week
452
00:16:20,291 --> 00:16:22,875
plus some glam photos of Abby's adventures.
453
00:16:22,927 --> 00:16:26,524
Ladies, let's sell some divorce.
454
00:16:26,750 --> 00:16:30,415
[Jazzy music]
455
00:16:31,142 --> 00:16:32,648
I know that this is uncomfortable,
456
00:16:32,673 --> 00:16:35,048
but I do think that this
place needs both of us.
457
00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,639
Gee, thanks, person who's
been here five minutes.
458
00:16:39,337 --> 00:16:40,724
Idea.
459
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:44,406
I think you should go on
the dates instead of me.
460
00:16:44,431 --> 00:16:47,359
I can tag along with a photographer
461
00:16:47,384 --> 00:16:50,820
and write all the pieces,
but then you get to be glam.
462
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:53,145
First of all, I am glam.
463
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,981
Secondly, you're the sexy face.
464
00:16:56,173 --> 00:16:57,516
I'm the brains.
465
00:16:57,568 --> 00:16:58,931
That's what he said.
466
00:16:59,570 --> 00:17:00,986
That is not exactly what he said.
467
00:17:01,022 --> 00:17:02,354
Look, I get it.
468
00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:03,989
This is too real.
469
00:17:04,025 --> 00:17:07,109
The world is not ready for this.
470
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:08,444
They all want to pretend to be you.
471
00:17:08,446 --> 00:17:10,245
Hell, I want to pretend to be you.
472
00:17:10,281 --> 00:17:12,281
Yeah, but, you know, we could...
473
00:17:12,333 --> 00:17:13,329
We can't.
474
00:17:14,452 --> 00:17:15,417
I'm good at what I do.
475
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:16,665
I will set this thing up,
476
00:17:16,690 --> 00:17:18,595
and then we'll see if you're
any good at what you do.
477
00:17:20,341 --> 00:17:22,251
- I...
- Mm-mm.
478
00:17:22,276 --> 00:17:23,728
Okay. Door.
479
00:17:24,211 --> 00:17:25,628
480
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,162
We're downtown.
481
00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:28,631
Yes, I noticed that when I was driving in.
482
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,517
It took me 45 minutes to get here.
483
00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:33,802
I guess I'll just have to get
back in the car and go back.
484
00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,137
Oh, come on, babe. It's just a meeting.
485
00:17:35,172 --> 00:17:36,689
Albert's going to understand.
486
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,063
No, he won't. One of my cases fell through.
487
00:17:39,111 --> 00:17:40,228
If I don't fix it today,
488
00:17:40,253 --> 00:17:42,013
the company's gonna
lose a shit-ton of money.
489
00:17:42,133 --> 00:17:44,266
- Where's Jonathan?
- I have no idea.
490
00:17:44,291 --> 00:17:45,399
You're the first face that I've seen.
491
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:46,598
Hello?
492
00:17:46,728 --> 00:17:47,928
Anybody here?
493
00:17:47,953 --> 00:17:49,319
I'm on a clock.
494
00:17:54,235 --> 00:17:55,602
Jonathan?
495
00:17:55,627 --> 00:17:58,461
I am, and this is my assistant, Mayi.
496
00:17:59,243 --> 00:18:00,579
Hmm. I am Delia Banai,
497
00:18:00,604 --> 00:18:02,237
and this is my fianc?, Gordon Beech.
498
00:18:02,364 --> 00:18:03,517
Follow me.
499
00:18:07,514 --> 00:18:10,499
[Ethereal music]
500
00:18:10,524 --> 00:18:17,062
501
00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,751
I'm sorry. Wh... what is this?
502
00:18:19,776 --> 00:18:21,242
Choose five items.
503
00:18:21,546 --> 00:18:22,728
What for?
504
00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:25,335
It's a game just to get
a sense of your taste.
505
00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,423
I don't do games.
506
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,704
Maybe you could ask me direct questions.
507
00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:31,556
Invisibility or the power of flight?
508
00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:33,620
I'm sorry?
509
00:18:33,716 --> 00:18:35,048
If your engagement photographs
510
00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:36,466
are going to reflect
who you are as a couple,
511
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:37,771
then I need to know who you are,
512
00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,353
so invisibility or the power of flight?
513
00:18:41,384 --> 00:18:43,684
I'm sorry. We have made a mistake.
514
00:18:43,709 --> 00:18:45,665
I'm sorry to have wasted your time.
515
00:18:47,711 --> 00:18:48,767
[Sighs]
516
00:18:49,313 --> 00:18:50,360
Yeah, just give us a second.
517
00:18:53,321 --> 00:18:54,401
Delia.
518
00:18:54,403 --> 00:18:56,123
Okay, that person
planned Clooney's wedding?
519
00:18:56,155 --> 00:18:58,038
Come on back in, just
15 minutes, that's it.
520
00:18:58,073 --> 00:19:01,875
Do you have any idea how much
15 minutes is worth in my day?
521
00:19:01,910 --> 00:19:03,898
I know it well. I've paid your rates.
522
00:19:03,923 --> 00:19:05,289
And what does money have
to do with anything at all?
523
00:19:05,341 --> 00:19:06,541
This is not about the money.
524
00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:07,591
We have all the money we could ever need.
525
00:19:07,627 --> 00:19:08,676
This is about the firm.
526
00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,134
I'm a partner, okay?
527
00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:11,856
I care about what I do.
528
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:13,563
I don't care about the
power of invisibility.
529
00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:14,478
Oh, I don't either.
530
00:19:14,503 --> 00:19:16,423
The power of flight, 100%. [Scoffs]
531
00:19:17,610 --> 00:19:19,118
[Chuckles]
532
00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,603
I'm gonna see you later.
533
00:19:23,210 --> 00:19:24,243
Delia.
534
00:19:25,159 --> 00:19:26,188
[Sighs]
535
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,040
We're only getting married once.
536
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,509
Please just enjoy it with me.
537
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,933
Go back inside.
538
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:37,657
Make all the decisions.
539
00:19:38,602 --> 00:19:39,954
I'll agree to whatever you want.
540
00:19:40,964 --> 00:19:43,965
[Bass music]
541
00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:51,412
542
00:19:51,551 --> 00:19:54,595
Scott? Are you here?
543
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,293
Kitchen.
544
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,923
- [Grunts]
- [Bell rings]
545
00:19:58,948 --> 00:19:59,897
So you find a place?
546
00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:02,089
Why are the shelves empty?
547
00:20:02,114 --> 00:20:03,614
Where's the baked stuff?
548
00:20:03,655 --> 00:20:05,121
Check these out.
549
00:20:05,194 --> 00:20:07,695
I call these carrot crakes,
550
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,446
made with carrot cake but
baked with a croissant dough.
551
00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,304
Stop it with the croissants
already. What are you doing?
552
00:20:13,329 --> 00:20:15,379
Where are the faux-hos and
the cheeseless cheesecake
553
00:20:15,404 --> 00:20:16,653
and the no-bake,
dairy-free biscottis?
554
00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:18,962
- What are you doing?
- Do you hear yourself?
555
00:20:19,137 --> 00:20:21,329
Faux, less, no, free,
556
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:23,579
you are literally pimping deprivation.
557
00:20:23,604 --> 00:20:26,438
Vegans like deprivation.
558
00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:28,096
That is why they are vegan.
559
00:20:28,121 --> 00:20:31,853
Yeah, well, not this guy, not anymore.
560
00:20:31,881 --> 00:20:33,095
So do you know what?
561
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:36,626
- I quit.
- Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
562
00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:37,817
You are gonna stay here.
563
00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,042
You're gonna do your job.
564
00:20:39,067 --> 00:20:40,399
I don't want a job.
565
00:20:40,424 --> 00:20:42,257
Oh, well, excuse me, Mr. Artiste.
566
00:20:42,457 --> 00:20:43,573
You know what?
567
00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:46,657
- I plucked you from a farmers' market...
- Ah, don't even...
568
00:20:46,682 --> 00:20:48,712
A C-list farmers' market, baby,
569
00:20:48,737 --> 00:20:50,154
and you're gonna bail on me?
570
00:20:50,179 --> 00:20:51,511
You used to be the ballsiest chick I knew,
571
00:20:51,697 --> 00:20:53,001
and now you're just a...
572
00:20:53,026 --> 00:20:55,681
- Just another capitalist drone.
- You're the one without the balls.
573
00:20:56,206 --> 00:20:58,290
You're afraid you can't cut it in L.A.
574
00:20:58,536 --> 00:20:59,669
- That's what's going on.
- I...
575
00:20:59,694 --> 00:21:03,162
I hate L.A., little dogs in purses,
576
00:21:03,187 --> 00:21:04,368
but you know what?
577
00:21:04,393 --> 00:21:05,692
I'm stimulated.
578
00:21:05,717 --> 00:21:07,868
Yeah, I'm having ideas.
579
00:21:08,435 --> 00:21:11,103
[Percussive music]
580
00:21:11,128 --> 00:21:13,545
Change is good, Jo-Jo.
581
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,978
It feels like shit, but it's good.
582
00:21:16,639 --> 00:21:21,376
583
00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:22,784
Ladies, sorry I'm late.
584
00:21:22,809 --> 00:21:25,313
Michelle, Annie,
585
00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,563
my sincere condolences for your loss.
586
00:21:28,599 --> 00:21:30,215
My loss.
587
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:31,816
Dad was divorcing her.
588
00:21:31,907 --> 00:21:33,490
Ladies, I understand.
589
00:21:33,515 --> 00:21:35,899
This is very emotional for you both,
590
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:38,829
but I have been told
there is just one issue
591
00:21:38,854 --> 00:21:40,892
that needs to be resolved,
and I'm confident that we...
592
00:21:40,917 --> 00:21:42,063
You're not getting the sperm.
593
00:21:42,088 --> 00:21:44,251
He agreed to let me have it
in the divorce settlement.
594
00:21:44,442 --> 00:21:45,853
He never signed the papers.
595
00:21:45,878 --> 00:21:47,628
He wanted me to have a baby.
596
00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:49,446
Ladies, let's talk about
something that we can agree on.
597
00:21:49,471 --> 00:21:51,798
We can agree that this psychopath,
598
00:21:51,970 --> 00:21:54,212
who was my best friend through
junior high and high school,
599
00:21:54,245 --> 00:21:57,134
who practically grew up
in my house, and the minute
600
00:21:57,159 --> 00:22:00,860
that I leave for college
is screwing my dad, nice.
601
00:22:00,907 --> 00:22:02,063
You know what?
602
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:05,399
You are not getting one
ounce of my father's jizz,
603
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:07,057
do you understand?
604
00:22:07,082 --> 00:22:10,667
Ooh, think you like me
605
00:22:10,692 --> 00:22:12,358
[Disco music]
606
00:22:12,383 --> 00:22:14,683
[Indistinct chatter]
what I was thinking
607
00:22:14,837 --> 00:22:16,056
More vitamins in this thing
608
00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:17,938
than I consumed all of last year.
609
00:22:18,347 --> 00:22:20,798
Maybe start putting tomatoes
on your in-n-out burgers.
610
00:22:20,823 --> 00:22:22,071
Unlikely.
611
00:22:22,142 --> 00:22:23,358
Just a suggestion.
612
00:22:23,972 --> 00:22:27,023
So I don't know. I just wanted to...
613
00:22:27,048 --> 00:22:29,259
I wanted to check in and see how
you're feeling about everything.
614
00:22:29,553 --> 00:22:32,329
I'm okay. It depends on the day.
615
00:22:32,955 --> 00:22:34,095
[Murmurs indistinctly]
616
00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:39,743
A baby, that's... that's a big decision.
617
00:22:39,768 --> 00:22:42,157
Huge, it is,
618
00:22:42,663 --> 00:22:44,880
and I got to say,
619
00:22:44,914 --> 00:22:47,164
I feel like I kind of talked you into it.
620
00:22:48,329 --> 00:22:50,634
I mean, well, you know, you
had decided to not have it.
621
00:22:50,659 --> 00:22:53,399
- And then I said whatever I...
- Well...
622
00:22:53,424 --> 00:22:55,724
it's just really
important, whatever you do,
623
00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:58,132
that you follow your own instinct on it
624
00:22:58,157 --> 00:23:00,954
and that it's your decision, you know?
625
00:23:01,468 --> 00:23:04,290
So you're saying I shouldn't have the baby?
626
00:23:04,330 --> 00:23:07,173
No, I'm... well, maybe.
627
00:23:07,198 --> 00:23:09,228
I'm saying you should do...
628
00:23:09,735 --> 00:23:11,306
That you should know that
whatever you are gonna
629
00:23:11,331 --> 00:23:13,126
do is going to affect, you know, your life.
630
00:23:13,151 --> 00:23:15,368
So why do I feel like
we're talking about you?
631
00:23:15,393 --> 00:23:17,126
No, we're not talking... well, I mean,
632
00:23:18,308 --> 00:23:21,843
I've been very clear that
633
00:23:21,868 --> 00:23:24,902
I can't do the baby thing again.
634
00:23:25,066 --> 00:23:26,266
I thought you understood that.
635
00:23:26,377 --> 00:23:27,577
I mean, I've had my kids,
636
00:23:27,602 --> 00:23:28,968
and I... my life
637
00:23:28,993 --> 00:23:31,110
is moving in a very different
direction right now, and I
638
00:23:31,439 --> 00:23:33,095
just want to make sure we're
on the same page with that.
639
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:34,087
Right.
640
00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,188
- Okay, don't... don't get upset.
- Totally same page.
641
00:23:36,213 --> 00:23:38,134
I'm just...
642
00:23:38,159 --> 00:23:39,742
What's happening?
643
00:23:42,491 --> 00:23:43,837
I'm having the baby.
644
00:23:44,391 --> 00:23:45,368
Okay.
645
00:23:47,141 --> 00:23:48,401
Thanks for checking in.
646
00:23:49,670 --> 00:23:50,870
I...
647
00:23:54,183 --> 00:23:56,248
Hey, what's up? You wanted to see me?
648
00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,762
There's a fashion show downtown
649
00:23:57,763 --> 00:23:59,386
at the new Broad Saturday night.
650
00:23:59,421 --> 00:24:01,722
Several top designers
are premiering new pieces.
651
00:24:01,757 --> 00:24:03,276
You'll be wearing one of them.
652
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,008
These are for me?
653
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,143
Take them. Try 'em on.
654
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,227
More are coming.
655
00:24:07,262 --> 00:24:08,845
The stylist will decide.
656
00:24:09,018 --> 00:24:10,430
I have a stylist?
657
00:24:10,729 --> 00:24:13,150
We want sexy face to
look as good as possible.
658
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,619
Well, who are the designers
so I can look them up?
659
00:24:15,654 --> 00:24:17,354
Why? You don't need to know.
660
00:24:17,406 --> 00:24:19,656
Well, how am I gonna
cover the fashion shows
661
00:24:19,692 --> 00:24:21,503
if I don't know who the designers are?
662
00:24:22,077 --> 00:24:23,860
Calm down, Katie Couric.
663
00:24:23,862 --> 00:24:25,445
You won't be reporting.
664
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,532
You'll sit in the front row
with your date, who is TBD.
665
00:24:28,807 --> 00:24:30,306
We'll take pretty pictures.
666
00:24:30,331 --> 00:24:34,204
You will write about being
you, and now I have a meeting.
667
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:38,041
[Mid-tempo music]
668
00:24:38,093 --> 00:24:40,177
Shakespeare, right? [Knocks]
669
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:42,045
[Laughs] Come on in.
670
00:24:45,351 --> 00:24:46,503
Thank you.
671
00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:48,807
What is that?
672
00:24:48,999 --> 00:24:53,283
That is a wedding look book
put together by my fianc?
673
00:24:53,308 --> 00:24:57,561
and a cartoon character named Jonathan.
674
00:24:57,613 --> 00:24:58,745
You're not gonna look at it?
675
00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:01,365
Hmm? Uh, I abdicated.
676
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,400
Whatever Gordon chooses is fine with me.
677
00:25:03,452 --> 00:25:04,534
Really?
678
00:25:05,422 --> 00:25:06,690
Really.
679
00:25:19,752 --> 00:25:20,979
[Clears throat]
680
00:25:22,057 --> 00:25:23,136
Wow.
681
00:25:23,172 --> 00:25:24,755
You know, I've never seen you in feathers,
682
00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,306
but I'm sure that you can pull it off.
683
00:25:26,341 --> 00:25:29,393
Yeah, it is not gonna work, Albert.
684
00:25:29,428 --> 00:25:30,727
Will the aerialists be up there
685
00:25:30,763 --> 00:25:32,706
during the entire ceremony?
686
00:25:34,149 --> 00:25:35,649
Ooh, pandas.
687
00:25:35,684 --> 00:25:38,652
[Jazzy music]
688
00:25:38,687 --> 00:25:44,441
689
00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:47,778
[Squeaking, water running]
690
00:25:47,830 --> 00:25:49,030
Who's there?
691
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:50,281
[Faucet squeaks]
692
00:25:50,282 --> 00:25:51,281
Hey, babe.
693
00:25:51,333 --> 00:25:53,834
Jesus. Where have you been?
694
00:25:53,869 --> 00:25:56,169
You haven't returned any of my calls.
695
00:25:56,205 --> 00:25:57,753
I got caught up.
696
00:25:58,507 --> 00:26:00,791
Hey, where's that lip balm with the, uh...
697
00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:02,940
What is it, rose or whatever?
698
00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:04,344
I need it.
699
00:26:04,379 --> 00:26:05,962
I'll... I'll find it.
700
00:26:06,014 --> 00:26:07,130
Hey, hey.
701
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,471
I got it.
702
00:26:09,017 --> 00:26:10,104
What?
703
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,143
What's this?
704
00:26:14,604 --> 00:26:18,495
It's something I wrote
for the parent newsletter.
705
00:26:18,727 --> 00:26:20,894
They actually want me to talk
about it in front of a class.
706
00:26:20,946 --> 00:26:22,346
- [Chuckles] You wrote this?
- Yeah.
707
00:26:22,364 --> 00:26:23,980
[Chuckles] That's funny,
708
00:26:23,982 --> 00:26:26,698
'cause you didn't even
graduate high school,
709
00:26:27,417 --> 00:26:28,652
and now you're gonna teach
710
00:26:28,654 --> 00:26:31,010
at one of the most elite schools in L.A.
711
00:26:32,491 --> 00:26:33,971
Why would you say that?
712
00:26:40,834 --> 00:26:43,588
Okay, I'm sorry.
713
00:26:44,830 --> 00:26:46,663
Oh, no, no, mm-mm.
714
00:26:51,418 --> 00:26:52,820
Have you been drinking?
715
00:26:52,956 --> 00:26:53,844
Huh?
716
00:26:53,896 --> 00:26:55,345
I said, have you been drinking?
717
00:26:55,347 --> 00:26:58,815
Uh, maybe.
718
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:01,643
- It's not a big deal, whatever.
- No, it's a-it's a big deal.
719
00:27:02,729 --> 00:27:04,020
I think you need to
call your sponsor, Marco.
720
00:27:04,072 --> 00:27:06,573
Okay, shh, we're just
gonna go to bed, okay?
721
00:27:06,608 --> 00:27:07,657
- Come on.
- No, I don't...
722
00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:09,026
- Come on.
- I don't want...
723
00:27:09,578 --> 00:27:11,823
Marco, this is serious.
724
00:27:12,164 --> 00:27:15,115
[Solemn music]
725
00:27:15,167 --> 00:27:20,504
726
00:27:20,539 --> 00:27:23,507
[Upbeat rock music]
727
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:31,542
728
00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:34,267
- Thank you.
- Yes, sir.
729
00:27:34,303 --> 00:27:36,386
- Swanky.
- Mm-hmm.
730
00:27:36,438 --> 00:27:38,807
I should have worn one of
those outfits SheShe lent me.
731
00:27:39,024 --> 00:27:41,323
- Oh, for one of your dates?
- Yeah.
732
00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:44,477
Now, who are those dates with?
733
00:27:44,611 --> 00:27:46,396
Um, they're still hunting for somebody
734
00:27:46,421 --> 00:27:48,190
worthy of the face.
735
00:27:48,951 --> 00:27:50,534
- I'm worthy.
- You are.
736
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,402
- Mm-hmm.
- [Chuckles]
737
00:27:52,454 --> 00:27:53,787
Mmm. [Camera shutter clicks]
738
00:27:53,822 --> 00:27:56,479
Oh, God, oh, God. Walk away. Walk away.
739
00:27:56,658 --> 00:27:59,120
- Somebody recognized me.
- What? What?
740
00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:00,994
[Camera shutter clicks, indistinct chatter]
741
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:03,213
- What?
- Congratulations, Shannon.
742
00:28:03,248 --> 00:28:05,081
You look incredible.
743
00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:06,393
Is David here too?
744
00:28:06,797 --> 00:28:08,025
He's inside booking a room.
745
00:28:08,050 --> 00:28:09,586
It's date night, sweetheart.
746
00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:10,837
The feng shui worked.
747
00:28:10,889 --> 00:28:12,620
Put nine in a bowl.
748
00:28:13,162 --> 00:28:15,862
[Indistinct chatter]
749
00:28:16,211 --> 00:28:17,411
Abby!
750
00:28:25,542 --> 00:28:28,260
- Can you believe that?
- Yeah, she wasn't taking a picture of you.
751
00:28:28,295 --> 00:28:29,761
No, her camera was
pointed directly at my...
752
00:28:29,797 --> 00:28:32,190
It was pointed at the real
housewife of... you know,
753
00:28:32,276 --> 00:28:35,194
the actually famous person
that was kind of nearby.
754
00:28:35,519 --> 00:28:36,925
Oh, my God.
755
00:28:37,044 --> 00:28:38,160
[Chuckles] Blonde with the...
756
00:28:38,185 --> 00:28:39,217
- It was hilarious.
- Yeah.
757
00:28:39,379 --> 00:28:40,962
Okay, let's go. Let's go back.
758
00:28:40,987 --> 00:28:42,503
It's just...
759
00:28:43,277 --> 00:28:44,776
What, are you mad?
760
00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:47,562
When you think somebody might
recognize you, you ditched me.
761
00:28:47,615 --> 00:28:48,647
It's a little embarrassing.
762
00:28:49,745 --> 00:28:51,033
because of my job.
763
00:28:51,068 --> 00:28:52,401
I can't have somebody Instagram
764
00:28:52,453 --> 00:28:54,620
a picture of me at a
hotel with my ex-husband.
765
00:28:54,655 --> 00:28:56,682
Husband. We haven't
actually filed the papers.
766
00:28:56,707 --> 00:28:57,612
Okay, please keep your voice down.
767
00:28:57,637 --> 00:28:59,875
I don't think I will, because
I'm not hiding anything.
768
00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:01,862
I'm not hiding either.
We've talked about this.
769
00:29:02,037 --> 00:29:04,505
I literally just scraped my
career out of the toilet, Jake.
770
00:29:04,530 --> 00:29:05,276
I know.
771
00:29:05,301 --> 00:29:06,801
Okay, fine, so how long
do we have to do this?
772
00:29:07,335 --> 00:29:08,535
Because if we are gonna work,
773
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,425
you have to ditch the
doyenne of divorce thing.
774
00:29:10,557 --> 00:29:12,056
- You have to.
- Oh, it's not that simple.
775
00:29:12,089 --> 00:29:14,089
Come on, would you... would
you change your career?
776
00:29:14,114 --> 00:29:15,497
Would you quit your
movie if I asked you to?
777
00:29:15,522 --> 00:29:16,605
It's not the same thing.
778
00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,796
I don't have to lie to do my movie.
779
00:29:17,821 --> 00:29:18,787
- I'm not lying!
- You are!
780
00:29:18,812 --> 00:29:19,778
I'm trying to figure things out.
781
00:29:19,803 --> 00:29:22,103
I'm trying to figure out us,
782
00:29:22,246 --> 00:29:24,663
me, my... my voice.
783
00:29:24,688 --> 00:29:26,104
Oh, your voice.
784
00:29:26,687 --> 00:29:27,686
Okay, forget work then.
785
00:29:27,738 --> 00:29:29,175
Have you told your friends about us?
786
00:29:29,946 --> 00:29:30,911
- Of course not.
- Of course not.
787
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:32,852
We decided that we wouldn't
788
00:29:32,877 --> 00:29:33,960
until we knew what we were doing.
789
00:29:33,985 --> 00:29:35,568
I know. I want you.
790
00:29:35,593 --> 00:29:37,059
I don't want you to go on stupid dates.
791
00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:38,253
I want to come home.
792
00:29:42,404 --> 00:29:44,714
Can you admit that you
don't know if you want me?
793
00:29:48,175 --> 00:29:49,964
Oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh-oh-oh
794
00:29:49,989 --> 00:29:50,937
No, you can't.
795
00:29:51,679 --> 00:29:53,545
["Bad Romance" playing]
796
00:29:53,597 --> 00:29:58,383
Oh, oh, oh, caught in a bad romance
797
00:29:58,385 --> 00:30:00,635
Rah, rah, rah-ah-ah
798
00:30:00,688 --> 00:30:02,804
Ro, mah, ro-mah-mah
799
00:30:02,856 --> 00:30:05,223
Gaga, ooh-la-la
800
00:30:05,275 --> 00:30:07,225
Want your bad romance
801
00:30:07,227 --> 00:30:09,471
Rah, rah, oh-rah-lah
802
00:30:09,496 --> 00:30:11,425
-
Ro, mah, ro-mah-mah
- Hey.
803
00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:12,682
Hey.
804
00:30:14,866 --> 00:30:16,649
Oh, man.
805
00:30:16,674 --> 00:30:17,698
[Clears throat]
806
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:21,168
- Do you want a coffee?
- No, I'm good.
807
00:30:21,352 --> 00:30:22,964
Been drinking coffee all day.
808
00:30:24,344 --> 00:30:25,534
Meetings, you know.
809
00:30:26,434 --> 00:30:28,612
We could have just met at my house.
810
00:30:29,932 --> 00:30:32,033
I can't go to your house anymore, Pheebs.
811
00:30:33,254 --> 00:30:34,698
I'm struggling, babe,
812
00:30:36,016 --> 00:30:40,219
and I can't... I can't get
right if I'm with you, so...
813
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,856
I don't have to drink around you.
814
00:30:45,881 --> 00:30:48,211
It's not your fault. It's not gonna work.
815
00:30:48,235 --> 00:30:50,159
Listen, we've done this before, okay?
816
00:30:50,184 --> 00:30:51,003
Um...
817
00:30:53,033 --> 00:30:54,866
I got to do this on my own.
818
00:31:02,442 --> 00:31:04,120
I'm sorry. [Sighs]
819
00:31:05,786 --> 00:31:07,128
Yeah.
820
00:31:07,153 --> 00:31:08,986
[Sobbing]
821
00:31:09,279 --> 00:31:12,230
[Indie rock music]
822
00:31:12,255 --> 00:31:13,948
823
00:31:13,973 --> 00:31:16,924
[Camera shutter clicking]
824
00:31:16,949 --> 00:31:19,199
[Indistinct chatter]
825
00:31:19,224 --> 00:31:20,773
- Hey, just three straws.
- Yeah.
826
00:31:20,798 --> 00:31:23,765
[Indistinct chatter and laughter]
827
00:31:23,790 --> 00:31:25,039
828
00:31:25,064 --> 00:31:27,096
Hey. The place looks fantastic.
829
00:31:27,983 --> 00:31:31,318
830
00:31:31,343 --> 00:31:34,978
[Woman singing indistinctly]
831
00:31:35,003 --> 00:31:36,503
- Hey.
- Hey.
832
00:31:36,528 --> 00:31:38,438
- Hi.
- Thank you.
833
00:31:38,463 --> 00:31:42,667
So Jo was up all night last
night helping with the "baking."
834
00:31:42,692 --> 00:31:44,692
Oh, is that what kids
are calling it these days?
835
00:31:44,717 --> 00:31:46,612
- Yes.
- Baking?
836
00:31:46,637 --> 00:31:48,804
- I want to bake you so bad.
- Want to bake your face off.
837
00:31:48,829 --> 00:31:50,462
The baker just pinched my ass.
838
00:31:50,497 --> 00:31:51,580
Oh.
839
00:31:51,632 --> 00:31:53,940
I would be mad, but he's so cute.
840
00:31:53,980 --> 00:31:56,448
- Attention, everyone!
- [Clapping]
841
00:31:56,473 --> 00:31:59,940
Thank you so much for coming
to the opening of Rize.
842
00:31:59,965 --> 00:32:03,183
- Yay.
- [Cheers and applause]
843
00:32:03,215 --> 00:32:06,159
Scott and I decided to
come up with something new.
844
00:32:08,015 --> 00:32:12,161
To the right are all of our
vegan favorites from Brooklyn.
845
00:32:12,186 --> 00:32:16,050
You have Scott's famous
faux-hos, yummy, all that jazz.
846
00:32:16,075 --> 00:32:17,324
Now, to the left,
847
00:32:17,349 --> 00:32:21,471
we are unveiling Scott's
new left-coast creations
848
00:32:21,549 --> 00:32:24,383
featuring the sexiest
thing out of the kitchen
849
00:32:24,622 --> 00:32:26,038
since Scott himself.
850
00:32:26,063 --> 00:32:28,479
Ladies and gentlemen, the cruffin nookie.
851
00:32:28,956 --> 00:32:30,009
- [Whispers] Yeah.
- Oh.
852
00:32:30,034 --> 00:32:31,367
- Whoo!
- [Cheers and applause]
853
00:32:31,392 --> 00:32:33,058
- Yeah!
- Ooh!
854
00:32:33,083 --> 00:32:34,690
- [Applause]
- [Laughs]
855
00:32:34,715 --> 00:32:37,487
I'm sorry, but the sign says it has butter?
856
00:32:37,512 --> 00:32:39,395
It should also say three
days on the treadmill, like,
857
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:41,337
without sleeping or eating.
858
00:32:41,362 --> 00:32:44,159
No, seriously, Rize will
cater to the vegan and the non.
859
00:32:44,236 --> 00:32:45,485
Seriously?
860
00:32:45,510 --> 00:32:48,127
I thought this guy was
the next vegan Jesus.
861
00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:50,136
Scott's an artist.
862
00:32:50,224 --> 00:32:52,390
He is. He's a genius.
863
00:32:52,442 --> 00:32:55,777
He's at the forefront of
the big tent vegan movement,
864
00:32:55,812 --> 00:32:57,518
which starts here today.
865
00:32:57,543 --> 00:32:59,209
Yeah, you want vegan? Swipe to the right.
866
00:32:59,234 --> 00:33:00,704
You want butter, you swipe to the left.
867
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:02,800
We've got something for
your hipster girlfriend
868
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,081
and your grandma from Wisconsin.
869
00:33:05,106 --> 00:33:08,891
Everyone's welcome, except for dicks.
870
00:33:09,126 --> 00:33:10,876
If you got a problem with that,
871
00:33:10,911 --> 00:33:13,878
L.A.'s got a zillion other vegan treateries
872
00:33:13,903 --> 00:33:15,948
right out that door, pal.
873
00:33:16,325 --> 00:33:19,159
[Speaking spanish]
874
00:33:19,184 --> 00:33:20,801
[Cheers and applause]
875
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:24,526
- Cheers, cheers. Cheers.
- Everyone eat. Yeah!
876
00:33:24,551 --> 00:33:25,967
Whoo!
877
00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:31,017
- Thank you for that.
- Of course, you're welcome.
878
00:33:31,397 --> 00:33:33,097
You know, I've been
thinking, maybe we should...
879
00:33:33,122 --> 00:33:34,714
I'm not gonna sleep with you.
880
00:33:35,687 --> 00:33:37,103
Okay.
881
00:33:38,021 --> 00:33:40,989
[Rock music]
882
00:33:41,024 --> 00:33:42,274
883
00:33:42,326 --> 00:33:44,198
- To Jo.
- Whoo!
884
00:33:44,678 --> 00:33:45,610
Mm.
885
00:33:45,635 --> 00:33:47,354
- Salud.
- [Murmurs indistinctly]
886
00:33:47,379 --> 00:33:50,213
Mm, oh, we need more champagne.
887
00:33:50,238 --> 00:33:51,557
You should go.
888
00:33:52,277 --> 00:33:54,527
[Chuckles]
889
00:33:57,291 --> 00:33:58,817
- Hey, girl.
- Hey.
890
00:33:58,842 --> 00:34:00,050
Hey.
891
00:34:00,075 --> 00:34:04,072
I know I've been a beast
these past couple of days,
892
00:34:04,097 --> 00:34:07,589
but, um, Scott tells me change is good,
893
00:34:07,614 --> 00:34:09,948
and I'm gonna pretend that goes for me too.
894
00:34:11,964 --> 00:34:13,722
- [Laughing]
- I'm sorry.
895
00:34:13,774 --> 00:34:15,721
Aww, does that mean we're good?
896
00:34:16,109 --> 00:34:18,193
Well, we, uh... we could be.
897
00:34:18,312 --> 00:34:19,311
- We could be.
- Good.
898
00:34:19,336 --> 00:34:21,536
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.
899
00:34:24,516 --> 00:34:26,143
[Both laugh]
900
00:34:26,168 --> 00:34:28,084
Am I supposed to talk more?
901
00:34:28,109 --> 00:34:30,993
Well, I was hoping you'd
tell me the real reason
902
00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:34,510
why you kicked me out is because you're...
903
00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:36,792
You're back with Jake.
904
00:34:40,665 --> 00:34:41,878
What's wrong?
905
00:34:42,661 --> 00:34:45,253
Marco and I are done.
906
00:34:45,879 --> 00:34:48,379
- Officially over.
- Hmm.
907
00:34:48,852 --> 00:34:50,135
He started drinking again,
908
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,778
and I guess he can't get
better with me around.
909
00:34:56,211 --> 00:34:57,550
Zooey told you?
910
00:34:58,474 --> 00:34:59,659
Zooey knew?
911
00:35:00,269 --> 00:35:02,729
Uh, she...
912
00:35:02,795 --> 00:35:04,261
How... how did you know that...
913
00:35:04,286 --> 00:35:06,336
I... well, Jake's always around the house
914
00:35:06,361 --> 00:35:08,778
with the... with the... hanging
out with the heart-to-hearts.
915
00:35:08,852 --> 00:35:10,518
Back up. How did my kid find out?
916
00:35:10,543 --> 00:35:12,126
Um...
917
00:35:14,422 --> 00:35:15,253
No.
918
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:18,104
She walked in on you? Oh, my God.
919
00:35:18,129 --> 00:35:19,344
- No, no, we were...
- Did she see his penis?
920
00:35:19,376 --> 00:35:21,471
We were kissing. That's all.
921
00:35:21,496 --> 00:35:22,817
That's all. We were just kissing.
922
00:35:22,842 --> 00:35:24,058
You told her not to tell me?
923
00:35:24,083 --> 00:35:25,499
Of course I'd never do that!
924
00:35:25,524 --> 00:35:27,975
No, Zooey actually thought that it was best
925
00:35:28,000 --> 00:35:29,666
that she keep it to herself.
926
00:35:29,716 --> 00:35:31,099
Are you listening to yourself right now?
927
00:35:31,134 --> 00:35:32,434
Oh, God, I'm so sorry I didn't tell you.
928
00:35:32,469 --> 00:35:33,468
I should have told you.
929
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,020
Just all this bullshit
930
00:35:35,032 --> 00:35:36,865
about it being in my
best interest to move out
931
00:35:36,890 --> 00:35:38,675
- when it was really about you...
- Could you lower your voice, please?
932
00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:40,535
Sliding back in the crazy with Jake!
933
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,227
You know what? Just,
all my stuff with Jake,
934
00:35:42,279 --> 00:35:43,361
that's really none of your business.
935
00:35:43,397 --> 00:35:44,813
It is when my kid walks in on it.
936
00:35:44,865 --> 00:35:45,980
Well, your kid walks in on it
937
00:35:46,033 --> 00:35:47,399
because you have been living at my house
938
00:35:47,451 --> 00:35:48,651
for the past couple of months.
939
00:35:48,676 --> 00:35:51,643
Come on, Jo. Do I get any credit for that?
940
00:35:53,638 --> 00:35:54,771
Ladies and gentlemen,
941
00:35:54,796 --> 00:35:57,263
the frickin' Abby show all over again.
942
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:58,787
Wait. Which show is that?
943
00:35:58,812 --> 00:36:00,278
Is that the show where I
save your ass over and over?
944
00:36:00,303 --> 00:36:01,685
Because that is in fucking
reruns at this point.
945
00:36:01,710 --> 00:36:03,092
It's the show where you
pretend to be something
946
00:36:03,117 --> 00:36:05,918
you are not, like happy,
947
00:36:05,943 --> 00:36:07,589
or single,
948
00:36:08,262 --> 00:36:10,846
or a good friend, my God.
949
00:36:11,321 --> 00:36:14,356
[Tense music]
950
00:36:22,757 --> 00:36:24,573
- Jo.
- Uh-huh.
951
00:36:24,598 --> 00:36:28,253
I am so sorry about
everything, especially Zooey.
952
00:36:28,278 --> 00:36:31,078
I should have... I should
have come to you right away.
953
00:36:33,333 --> 00:36:34,298
Water under the bridge.
954
00:36:34,323 --> 00:36:35,655
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
955
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:36,880
Yeah.
956
00:36:36,905 --> 00:36:38,260
Well, do you have to run?
957
00:36:38,285 --> 00:36:41,198
Uh, yeah, I've got to pick up
some packing supplies and boxes.
958
00:36:41,441 --> 00:36:42,641
Oh, you found a place?
959
00:36:42,642 --> 00:36:44,108
- Yeah, I did.
- That's great.
960
00:36:44,143 --> 00:36:45,943
- It's temporary, but it'll do.
- Yeah.
961
00:36:45,978 --> 00:36:49,146
You know, we just... we
really need to get out.
962
00:36:51,212 --> 00:36:53,095
[Sighs]
963
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:55,659
You're not gonna say anything
to anyone about Jake, are you?
964
00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,471
Unbelievable.
965
00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,088
[Phone chimes and beeps]
966
00:37:01,366 --> 00:37:03,733
Tell Jake he can come over anytime.
967
00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,362
Uh, the coast is clear.
968
00:37:06,332 --> 00:37:09,300
[Solemn music]
969
00:37:09,335 --> 00:37:14,638
970
00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:17,641
[Jazzy music]
971
00:37:17,677 --> 00:37:22,323
972
00:37:22,348 --> 00:37:24,932
- [Knock at door]
- Come in.
973
00:37:26,451 --> 00:37:27,651
Your 11:00's here.
974
00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:32,061
There's no name on the schedule.
975
00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:33,440
New client.
976
00:37:34,633 --> 00:37:36,800
Okay, send him in.
977
00:37:40,515 --> 00:37:42,667
Hey, handsome.
978
00:37:43,619 --> 00:37:45,002
Wish I knew you were stopping by.
979
00:37:45,037 --> 00:37:47,037
I've got a client about
to come in here any second.
980
00:37:47,039 --> 00:37:48,756
- He just did.
- Excuse me?
981
00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:49,893
Jonathan?
982
00:37:51,215 --> 00:37:54,956
Okay, what is happening?
983
00:37:55,214 --> 00:37:56,824
Okay, I booked a half an hour of your time
984
00:37:56,849 --> 00:37:58,215
to take engagement photos.
985
00:37:58,267 --> 00:37:59,383
We don't even have to go anywhere.
986
00:37:59,385 --> 00:38:00,901
We can do them right here in the office.
987
00:38:00,926 --> 00:38:03,210
I know your time is valuable.
That's why I scheduled some,
988
00:38:03,235 --> 00:38:05,518
and I promise you're gonna
see less and less of Jonathan.
989
00:38:06,301 --> 00:38:07,885
- You're pretty smart.
- Hmm.
990
00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:09,712
You should meet the woman I'm marrying.
991
00:38:12,018 --> 00:38:13,901
[Percussive music]
992
00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:15,839
Jonathan?
993
00:38:16,295 --> 00:38:18,512
- Yeah.
- [Clears throat]
994
00:38:18,537 --> 00:38:21,488
[Relaxed music]
995
00:38:21,513 --> 00:38:25,182
996
00:38:25,207 --> 00:38:26,290
Yes.
997
00:38:26,546 --> 00:38:29,284
998
00:38:29,309 --> 00:38:30,370
Yes,
999
00:38:30,753 --> 00:38:34,779
and... yes.
1000
00:38:34,804 --> 00:38:36,917
1001
00:38:36,942 --> 00:38:38,120
[Grunts]
1002
00:38:42,401 --> 00:38:44,151
I need to tell you something.
1003
00:38:44,846 --> 00:38:47,323
Yeah, I wanted to tell you something too.
1004
00:38:48,634 --> 00:38:50,018
Oh, okay.
1005
00:38:53,351 --> 00:38:54,948
Jo is moving out.
1006
00:38:56,409 --> 00:38:57,471
Really?
1007
00:38:57,496 --> 00:39:00,237
- For reals, and...
- [Sighs]
1008
00:39:00,262 --> 00:39:03,073
And radical honesty?
1009
00:39:03,783 --> 00:39:06,026
A little scared now, but okay.
1010
00:39:06,886 --> 00:39:08,010
Um...
1011
00:39:09,071 --> 00:39:11,909
I'm just not ready to live together again.
1012
00:39:13,536 --> 00:39:14,784
Okay.
1013
00:39:15,928 --> 00:39:17,761
I just feel like I've started something,
1014
00:39:17,797 --> 00:39:19,630
and I need to see it through.
1015
00:39:19,682 --> 00:39:21,082
I've got the book. I've got SheShe.
1016
00:39:21,100 --> 00:39:22,899
Well, I can't be your boyfriend, Abby.
1017
00:39:23,436 --> 00:39:24,852
I know. I get that. I do.
1018
00:39:24,887 --> 00:39:29,680
And I'm saying that whatever we had,
1019
00:39:29,939 --> 00:39:31,272
we were miserable.
1020
00:39:31,316 --> 00:39:36,016
Yeah, and we're doing better,
trying harder.
1021
00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:39,605
And you have to stop pretending
like it isn't happening.
1022
00:39:39,630 --> 00:39:41,963
I mean, we might be together
for the rest of our lives,
1023
00:39:41,988 --> 00:39:45,227
and I might not be the
face of divorce after all,
1024
00:39:45,252 --> 00:39:49,781
but I really do need something different.
1025
00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:53,307
[Gentle music]
1026
00:39:53,580 --> 00:39:55,344
I get that.
1027
00:39:56,205 --> 00:39:57,813
- [Sighs]
- Yeah.
1028
00:39:58,550 --> 00:40:00,211
Just one day at a time.
1029
00:40:00,745 --> 00:40:01,750
Okay?
1030
00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,617
1031
00:40:04,642 --> 00:40:05,879
Mm-hmm.
1032
00:40:06,842 --> 00:40:08,392
1033
00:40:08,417 --> 00:40:10,063
You wanted to tell me something?
1034
00:40:10,477 --> 00:40:12,930
[Sighs] Okay.
1035
00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:20,985
1036
00:40:25,169 --> 00:40:27,563
- Radical honesty.
- Yeah?
1037
00:40:28,534 --> 00:40:36,534
1038
00:40:37,564 --> 00:40:39,814
I'm going to Latvia for four months.
1039
00:40:40,179 --> 00:40:41,172
Right.
1040
00:40:41,197 --> 00:40:44,320
Yeah, we cannot make any
big decisions before that.
1041
00:40:45,117 --> 00:40:46,700
1042
00:40:46,725 --> 00:40:48,234
Oh, okay, sure.
1043
00:40:49,271 --> 00:40:51,889
1044
00:40:51,891 --> 00:40:54,274
We'll figure it all out post-Latvia.
1045
00:40:54,815 --> 00:40:56,698
1046
00:40:56,723 --> 00:40:59,474
- Yeah, exactly.
- Okay.
1047
00:40:59,615 --> 00:41:07,615
1048
00:41:08,681 --> 00:41:10,881
[Grunts]
1049
00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:15,492
1050
00:41:15,789 --> 00:41:18,790
- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.
1051
00:41:19,391 --> 00:41:20,695
Howdy, neighbor.
1052
00:41:24,078 --> 00:41:26,459
[Laughing]
1053
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,119
[Upbeat pop music]
1054
00:41:28,144 --> 00:41:32,429
1055
00:41:32,431 --> 00:41:35,649
[Camera shutters clicking]
1056
00:41:35,685 --> 00:41:43,685
1057
00:41:49,287 --> 00:41:54,278
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00:41:54,328 --> 00:41:58,878
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