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Synced and corrected By Katniss Everdeen
www.addic7ed.com
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All right, weirdos. Listen
up and listen up good.
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I got like a minute before
he walks through the door.
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Who's coming through the door, Maya?
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Your Uncle Boing.
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Oh, Maya, you've got to get off of this.
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Nope. The reason he's not interested
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is because I've been playing it all wrong.
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See, my strategy of turning into a
total Nut job at the mere sight of him
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ain't working out as planned.
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Maya, it's nothing you're doing.
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It's the age difference.
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Three years older.
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Your dad married your mom.
He's like 20 years older.
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We're exactly the same age.
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What?
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I just need to be cash.
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How's this?
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(Chuckles)
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Yeah, how's this?
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- Hey, family.
- Yeah, hi. I don't care.
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My brother.
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My brother.
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So, Riley, shouldn't we
be heading to school now,
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since there's nothing here
for me of any interest?
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Sure. Let's go.
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Think she'll make it out the door?
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I give her 10 seconds before
she jumps on his head.
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I came up here because I wanted
to do this in front of all of you.
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I hold in my hand an envelope
from New York university.
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Ohh. Are we stopping?
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I'm not stopping. I'm resting.
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What's in this envelope tells me where
I'm gonna be for the next four years.
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Ohh. Are we stopping?
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I'm not as young as I used to be.
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Good luck, Josh.
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Yeah, hi. I don't care.
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Is it just me or is there a new maturity
in Maya that I haven't seen before?
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I find it intriguing.
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(Screaming) Where will you be?
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Hold on to your dignity, woman!
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Too late for that.
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Get off me, you little ferret!
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Give it!
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- It's my life!
- It affects me, too!
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- "Dear applicant Boing."
- It doesn't say that.
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"This year we are only
accepting married applicants."
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It doesn't say that!
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"So... We regret to inform you that..."
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Regret to inform me?
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"We regret to inform you
that you will be spending
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the next four years in New York with Maya!"
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I got in? I got in!
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We got in. Congratulations.
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- All: Yay!
- That's so great.
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I don't know what this means.
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Congratulations, buddy.
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I'm so proud of you.
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It means a lot, Cory.
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All very exciting, I'm sure.
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But Riley and I have our own educations
to which to attend... to which.
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This is so great.
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And my buddy who goes
there invited me to his dorm
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tonight to meet some
college friends if I got in.
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Ohh. Are we stopping?
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Nope. We're doing something else now.
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When is this little party?
Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care.
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Uh, 10:00 tonight?
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Where's this little party?
Yeah, whatever, hi, I don't care.
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Greenwich hall.
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Are we smiling?
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I'll smile. I'll smile anytime.
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What are we smiling about?
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Bay window.
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Bay window right now.
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Can I sleep over at your house tonight?
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- Yay.
- But not really?
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Aww.
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I'm going to that party.
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Ooh, you're going to sneak out?
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But he said it could go till 10:00.
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No, it starts at 10:00.
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It starts at 10:00?
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Who even heard of such a thing?
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That bothers you, huh?
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It starts at 10:00?
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There are going to be college girls there.
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And they're pretty, and they're
smart, and they're witches.
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I don't like witches.
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We can't let Josh fall
under their spell, Riley.
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I'm sneaking out.
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You will be grounded forever,
and I will lose my best friend.
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- Don't do this.
- No.
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I'm not gonna look back and
regret the things I didn't do.
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I want to look back and
regret the things I did do.
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You can't do this.
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Your conscience will always bother you.
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I don't have a conscience.
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Everybody does.
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And until yours shows up,
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I'm going with you.
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Oh, really?
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You ready to sneak out this window and
crash a 10:00 college party with me?
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I am so ready.
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It starts at 10:00?
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's
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beating like a drum
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on the edge
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of something wonderful
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face to face
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with changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know
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I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right
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I'm gonna take on the world
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light up the stars
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I've got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh oh oh oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world.
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Okay, how are we pulling this caper off?
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Riley, if we sNuck out for an adventure,
I know you'd tell your parents.
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I promise I won't.
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- Who's talking?
- We are. It's us.
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You ain't going.
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What is a lie?
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What are the effects of a
lie on the human soul?
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Why are you looking at me?
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The man who summed up the price
of a lie was Edgar Allan Poe
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in the tell-tale heart.
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Farkle.
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So... This guy chops somebody
up, hides him in the floor.
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He's cool for awhile, but all
of a sudden, boom, boom.
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Boom, boom.
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Boom, boom!
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His guilty conscience made him hear
the heartbeat under the floorboards.
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So, he gave himself up.
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Some people just ain't
cut out for this stuff.
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He called on me, you know.
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I know stuff.
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I know a lot of stuff.
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I know stuff about you.
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You don't know anything about me.
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Boom, boom.
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- Why would you do that?
- Boom, boom.
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- I don't understand.
- Boom, boom!
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All through kindergarten,
I never fell asleep once.
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I was faking all my naps.
Faking them. I can't do it.
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I don't know how Maya can
just fall asleep anywhere.
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(Snoring)
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Okay, so, guys, the point of
the story is that the conscience
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is more powerful than we realize.
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I never wake you up.
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For those of us who have one.
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Now, just as the truth comes
out, so too will a lie.
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How will you live your lives?
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How strong is your conscience?
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(Heart beating)
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We haven't done anything yet.
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Oh, yeah.
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(Lighthearted music playing)
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Before you give up on me completely,
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you've gotta give me a trial run at least.
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You gotta, Maya. You've just gotta.
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(Groans)
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Yay. If I succeed... I take you.
And if you fail...
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I'm out, and out like a light.
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Okay.
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What's he doing?
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He loves his tots.
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Cory: Eight.
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Nine.
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10?
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10 tots.
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Auggie, how many you got?
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12.
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Gimme.
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Do I have to?
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He counts the tots
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on everybody's plate to make sure
that nobody gets more than him.
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That's not what I do.
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I know one thing for sure about life.
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10 tots is one tot too little,
and 12 tots is one tot too much.
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Watch this, Riley.
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Mr. Matthews, you're looking good.
You wearing your hair different?
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How would that even be possible?
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Thank you, Maya.
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A lot of work.
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This doesn't just happen.
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(Chuckles)
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(Heart beating)
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What's the matter with Riley?
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I don't know, Auggie. Riley,
is there something wrong?
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Yeah-huh.
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Boom, boom.
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You know what?
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I'm not really hungry.
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- Does anybody else want this?
- No, Riley.
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It's yours. Eat it.
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(Growling) Eat it.
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What happens if I eat you?
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Oh, I become part of your
soul and haunt you forever.
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(Echoes)
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Enjoy me, and tell me I'm delicious.
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Riley, are you going to eat this?
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Or are you not going?
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I'm going.
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(Gags)
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Swallow it.
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Conscience: Here I go.
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Whee.
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So I'm in, right?
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Yes.
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Squee!
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All right. First thing we're
gonna need is another Riley.
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- Why?
- Your parents are going to open the door
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to check on you, and it needs
to look like you're in here.
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Maya, how could it possibly happen
where anyone would ever believe
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that was actually me under the covers?
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I mean, who would be
dumb enough to fall for...
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how did I get over there?
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'Cause I'm the best there is at what I do.
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Night, night, fake Riley.
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I was once as innocent as you.
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But now all I have to do
is climb out that window
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and then I am just like this
wicked woman over here.
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Riley, if you just let it happen,
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there's a chance we can
actually get away with this.
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Right. Sure.
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I'm letting it happen.
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First time I ever try something like this,
and I am going to get away with it.
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You know why?
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Because I, like you, have no conscience.
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Great. Let's go.
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Boom, boom.
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Okay, this is going to
be an interesting night.
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I can't believe we sNuck out the window.
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I've never been to a college before.
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They're going to know I don't belong here.
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Don't talk. Just act like you fit in.
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I want to talk so bad.
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You don't know what to say. You've
never been to a college before.
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Beat Notre Dame!
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(Cheering)
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Maya!
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Give her back.
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(Cheering)
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See you at the game, boys.
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Riley...
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If you talk here, they pick
you up and they carry you.
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That's ridiculous.
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Oh, yeah?
265
00:11:15,612 --> 00:11:17,211
Gamma Gamma Nu!
266
00:11:17,213 --> 00:11:18,579
(Cheering)
267
00:11:24,186 --> 00:11:25,987
Give her back.
268
00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:27,555
(Cheering)
269
00:11:30,859 --> 00:11:33,161
I just pledged.
270
00:11:33,163 --> 00:11:34,929
I don't want to wait
for college to be real.
271
00:11:34,931 --> 00:11:36,064
I'm staying.
272
00:11:39,101 --> 00:11:40,134
We're leaving.
273
00:11:40,136 --> 00:11:41,335
Why?
274
00:11:41,337 --> 00:11:42,572
We got here too late.
275
00:11:42,603 --> 00:11:47,041
So how long did it take for you
guys to get comfortable around here?
276
00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:49,143
It's about the people you meet, really.
277
00:11:49,145 --> 00:11:51,245
It's nice to meet you.
278
00:11:51,247 --> 00:11:52,647
You too.
279
00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:56,951
How did I think I could
ever compete with them?
280
00:11:56,953 --> 00:11:58,953
Maya...
281
00:11:58,955 --> 00:12:01,055
A Gamma Gamma girl does
not let her sister give up
282
00:12:01,057 --> 00:12:03,024
at the first sign of trouble.
283
00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:04,959
You're not a Gamma Gamma girl.
284
00:12:04,961 --> 00:12:06,160
Ry-ry!
285
00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:08,129
You totally ditched us.
286
00:12:08,131 --> 00:12:10,431
I'm dealing with some stuff, Harriet.
287
00:12:10,433 --> 00:12:14,001
I shouldn't tell you this, but you were
already voted best friend to have.
288
00:12:14,003 --> 00:12:15,436
I thought Gretchen had that.
289
00:12:15,438 --> 00:12:16,904
Nope. You!
290
00:12:16,906 --> 00:12:18,072
Gamma song?
291
00:12:18,074 --> 00:12:19,907
Of course, Gamma song.
292
00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:22,677
We are the sisters of Gamma Gamma Nu
293
00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,213
We are humble, but
we're better than you
294
00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:27,982
We help people everywhere,
but we still love our hair
295
00:12:27,984 --> 00:12:30,017
'Cause we're Gamma Gamma Nu
296
00:12:30,019 --> 00:12:31,052
Whoo!
297
00:12:32,988 --> 00:12:34,489
Both: Stop it.
298
00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:36,924
- That's ours!
- Grow up.
299
00:12:36,926 --> 00:12:39,227
- I'm leaving.
- You're not.
300
00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:42,096
Riley, how do I even begin to
compete with those girls in there?
301
00:12:42,098 --> 00:12:43,164
See, Josh?
302
00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,699
Nothing to worry about at all.
303
00:12:44,701 --> 00:12:46,300
You're going to fit right in here.
304
00:12:46,302 --> 00:12:48,069
Yeah, you've got new friends already,
305
00:12:48,071 --> 00:12:49,912
and a new life waiting
as soon as you get here.
306
00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:54,075
Yeah, he's gone.
307
00:12:55,244 --> 00:12:56,277
Please take me home.
308
00:12:56,279 --> 00:12:58,679
Bold women make bold choices.
309
00:12:58,681 --> 00:13:00,047
What does that even mean?
310
00:13:00,049 --> 00:13:01,482
It's a Gamma thing.
311
00:13:01,484 --> 00:13:05,386
It's what we say right before we
shove a sister into a bold choice.
312
00:13:21,537 --> 00:13:24,138
Riley, can I sleep with you tonight?
313
00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,508
You're not saying no?
314
00:13:27,510 --> 00:13:29,977
Does that mean yes?
315
00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:33,447
Good night.
316
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:44,625
Uh-oh.
317
00:13:44,627 --> 00:13:46,761
Riley's being a bad girl.
318
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:48,095
(Knocks on door)
319
00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:51,199
Auggie, what are you doing in here?
320
00:13:51,201 --> 00:13:52,767
I'm sleeping over at Riley's.
321
00:13:52,769 --> 00:13:54,135
We love each other.
322
00:13:54,137 --> 00:13:55,336
Is that okay with Riley?
323
00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:57,238
- Riley?
- Shh.
324
00:13:57,240 --> 00:14:00,274
Mom, she's really sleepy.
325
00:14:00,276 --> 00:14:02,443
Aren't you just the best little brother.
326
00:14:02,445 --> 00:14:04,745
You have no idea.
327
00:14:06,081 --> 00:14:07,248
- Good night.
- Night.
328
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:11,118
I own you now.
329
00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:19,794
Maya, Riley?
330
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:22,096
You know these girls, Josh?
331
00:14:22,098 --> 00:14:23,631
- How you doing?
- We're in middle school.
332
00:14:23,633 --> 00:14:26,167
Oh! They can't be here, Josh.
333
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:29,170
No kidding. Riley, what are you thinking?
You have to go.
334
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,205
You're right, Josh. We're sorry.
335
00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,207
- This was a bad idea.
- Wait.
336
00:14:33,209 --> 00:14:35,076
Intrigued.
337
00:14:35,078 --> 00:14:36,143
Maya?
338
00:14:36,145 --> 00:14:37,745
What was your bad idea?
339
00:14:39,147 --> 00:14:41,707
He's her Uncle Josh. I call him
Uncle Boing, because look at him.
340
00:14:43,085 --> 00:14:45,186
She made me sneak out
a window to come here.
341
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,388
That's how much she likes him.
342
00:14:47,390 --> 00:14:50,758
Because she was afraid that
you guys were witches,
343
00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,293
and that you would steal him from her.
344
00:14:53,629 --> 00:14:55,596
They're not witches, Riley. They're girls
345
00:14:55,598 --> 00:14:58,038
who don't live at home anymore
and know a lot more than we do.
346
00:14:59,201 --> 00:15:00,801
Sorry we interrupted your evening.
347
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:03,337
Oh, I think our evening has just begun.
348
00:15:05,574 --> 00:15:07,275
Initiation!
349
00:15:07,277 --> 00:15:08,175
(Screams)
350
00:15:12,180 --> 00:15:13,381
All right. Bring her back.
351
00:15:14,650 --> 00:15:15,716
Andrew?
352
00:15:16,652 --> 00:15:17,752
You told me you died.
353
00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:20,254
I did.
354
00:15:20,256 --> 00:15:21,030
I am.
355
00:15:21,061 --> 00:15:24,155
(Whispers) Don't forget me.
356
00:15:25,861 --> 00:15:27,261
They all die.
357
00:15:29,164 --> 00:15:30,131
Hey.
358
00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:31,265
Hey.
359
00:15:31,267 --> 00:15:33,668
So, Maya, what do you see in this guy?
360
00:15:33,670 --> 00:15:35,169
How long have you had a crush on him?
361
00:15:35,171 --> 00:15:37,438
It's not a crush. It isn't.
362
00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:39,173
Maybe I'm not as old as you guys,
363
00:15:40,028 --> 00:15:40,949
but I know what I feel.
364
00:15:40,979 --> 00:15:43,177
Hey, I've never done anything
like what you're doing.
365
00:15:43,179 --> 00:15:45,479
Yeah, it makes you pretty grown-up to me.
366
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:47,581
I just thought if I
did something like this,
367
00:15:47,583 --> 00:15:50,451
then he might take me seriously
and then maybe we could
368
00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:52,153
come to some kind of understanding.
369
00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:54,655
We have an understanding.
370
00:15:54,657 --> 00:15:56,724
I stay here, you go home.
371
00:15:56,726 --> 00:15:58,392
- Sit down.
- Okay.
372
00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,396
I'm just stupid, right?
373
00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:03,152
Hey.
374
00:16:03,183 --> 00:16:06,167
I would love if somebody
did something stupid for me.
375
00:16:06,169 --> 00:16:08,269
Yeah, it's not the big gestures
376
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:10,204
that we do for other
people that help us grow up.
377
00:16:10,206 --> 00:16:12,506
But the small choices
you make for yourself.
378
00:16:14,242 --> 00:16:15,576
Ohh.
379
00:16:16,678 --> 00:16:18,846
Maya told you guys about her crush.
380
00:16:18,848 --> 00:16:20,247
It's not a crush.
381
00:16:21,416 --> 00:16:26,620
Maya, can you name one thing you
know about him that you love?
382
00:16:26,622 --> 00:16:28,489
He's part of your family, Riley.
383
00:16:28,491 --> 00:16:29,790
I love your family.
384
00:16:29,792 --> 00:16:31,158
And we love you.
385
00:16:31,927 --> 00:16:33,661
What about Josh in particular?
386
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:35,296
Yeah, Maya, you don't...
387
00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:37,164
you don't even really know me.
388
00:16:39,434 --> 00:16:40,835
Yeah.
389
00:16:40,837 --> 00:16:42,303
You're right.
390
00:16:42,305 --> 00:16:44,472
I don't pay attention to anything you do.
391
00:16:44,474 --> 00:16:48,809
I don't know that you drive from
Philadelphia to New York, not even looking
392
00:16:48,811 --> 00:16:51,779
if you got into NYU just so you
could open your acceptance letter
393
00:16:51,781 --> 00:16:53,037
in front of your older brother
394
00:16:53,068 --> 00:16:55,579
because you love him, and you
want him to be proud of you.
395
00:16:57,219 --> 00:16:59,286
And I see the way you are with Auggie.
396
00:16:59,288 --> 00:17:02,368
A little kid who looks up to you
who you always have time for.
397
00:17:02,399 --> 00:17:06,327
And I know that even though you'd
rather stay here with these girls,
398
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,195
you're going to walk Riley and me home.
399
00:17:08,197 --> 00:17:10,531
Because that's just
the kind of guy you are.
400
00:17:12,234 --> 00:17:13,734
I like you.
401
00:17:14,803 --> 00:17:17,538
Dude, what is wrong with you?
402
00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:19,306
She's three years younger than me.
403
00:17:19,308 --> 00:17:20,908
- Sit down.
- Yep... no!
404
00:17:20,910 --> 00:17:24,311
No, because I sat down the first time,
and I feel like if I sit down this time
405
00:17:24,313 --> 00:17:27,782
it won't reflect well on me.
406
00:17:27,784 --> 00:17:29,283
Yeah?
407
00:17:29,285 --> 00:17:30,584
How's this reflect on you?
408
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:34,789
If you don't sit down, I'm gonna tell
every girl on campus that you belong
409
00:17:34,791 --> 00:17:37,858
to the bravest girl that I have ever met.
410
00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:41,328
I'll make sure that no one goes out
with you the whole time you're here.
411
00:17:42,264 --> 00:17:43,364
Okay.
412
00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:44,498
I'll sit down.
413
00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:46,300
But only because I want to.
414
00:17:47,969 --> 00:17:51,439
Maya, he's 17 and you're 14?
415
00:17:51,441 --> 00:17:52,873
Yeah.
416
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:56,343
That might seem like a
really big age difference now,
417
00:17:56,345 --> 00:17:59,413
but here in college, we
learn a really difficult math.
418
00:17:59,415 --> 00:18:01,015
Yeah.
419
00:18:01,017 --> 00:18:03,451
And when you get here, you'll be 18
420
00:18:03,453 --> 00:18:04,293
and he'll be 21.
421
00:18:04,324 --> 00:18:07,685
And the good news is that he'll be
smarter because he'll be in college.
422
00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:11,525
And he just may be smart enough
to look at you differently.
423
00:18:13,261 --> 00:18:14,095
Okay.
424
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,431
Thank you guys for figuring
out my entire life for me.
425
00:18:17,433 --> 00:18:19,533
But this has been the
worst party of my life.
426
00:18:21,837 --> 00:18:22,903
Come on. Let's go.
427
00:18:22,905 --> 00:18:25,039
Oh, you're leaving?
428
00:18:26,708 --> 00:18:28,375
I'm gonna walk them home.
429
00:18:35,050 --> 00:18:36,584
Not so fast, toots.
430
00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:38,452
Don't you start with me.
431
00:18:38,454 --> 00:18:41,055
I feel great, and there
is nothing that you can say
432
00:18:41,057 --> 00:18:42,490
that will take that away from me.
433
00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:44,525
Because you had the
best night of your life?
434
00:18:44,527 --> 00:18:45,027
Yeah.
435
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:47,027
And you can't wait to tell your parents?
436
00:18:47,029 --> 00:18:48,295
Yeah.
437
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,931
If only you hadn't lied to
them and sNuck out the window.
438
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:51,966
You know about that?
439
00:18:51,968 --> 00:18:53,400
I know everything.
440
00:18:53,402 --> 00:18:55,736
I also know you can't ever tell them.
441
00:18:57,806 --> 00:18:58,306
Oh, yeah.
442
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:03,577
Enjoy the rest of your evening.
443
00:19:03,579 --> 00:19:05,713
I'll be with you all night.
444
00:19:11,554 --> 00:19:13,321
This is just how you live?
445
00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:15,991
You just do bad stuff and
you get away with it?
446
00:19:15,993 --> 00:19:18,326
Is something bothering you, darling?
447
00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,962
Hello.
448
00:19:20,964 --> 00:19:22,464
Okay, go ahead.
449
00:19:22,466 --> 00:19:24,332
Your father trusts you.
450
00:19:25,067 --> 00:19:26,334
Your mother trusts you.
451
00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:28,803
Your brother lied for you.
452
00:19:29,839 --> 00:19:32,574
Everything bad in the
world is your fault.
453
00:19:32,576 --> 00:19:33,742
What?
454
00:19:33,744 --> 00:19:35,810
Never mind. That's for later.
455
00:19:38,447 --> 00:19:40,448
- Good morning.
- What happened to the guy?
456
00:19:40,450 --> 00:19:41,917
What guy?
457
00:19:41,919 --> 00:19:43,385
The tell-tale heart guy.
458
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:46,488
What happened when his conscience
got the better of him?
459
00:19:46,490 --> 00:19:47,722
Oh, the "boom, boom" guy.
460
00:19:47,724 --> 00:19:48,857
Yeah, he went crazy.
461
00:19:48,859 --> 00:19:51,092
Crazy? What do you mean went crazy?
462
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,128
He freaked out from a guilty conscience.
463
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:54,496
Classic.
464
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:58,133
How do you get your conscience
to stop making you feel guilty?
465
00:19:58,135 --> 00:20:01,670
Well, the best way is to not
do the things you shouldn't do,
466
00:20:01,672 --> 00:20:03,538
but if you do do something wrong...
467
00:20:03,540 --> 00:20:04,606
He said "do do."
468
00:20:04,608 --> 00:20:08,410
You have to understand,
that's just your conscience
469
00:20:08,412 --> 00:20:10,712
trying to get you to take
responsibility for it.
470
00:20:10,714 --> 00:20:11,328
Why?
471
00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:15,417
Because when you take responsibility
for the things you do,
472
00:20:15,419 --> 00:20:17,419
that's when you finally begin to grow.
473
00:20:17,421 --> 00:20:20,005
So, listening to your
conscience helps you grow?
474
00:20:20,036 --> 00:20:20,585
Yeah.
475
00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:22,924
You might want to try it sometime.
476
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:26,461
Well, hello, Maya.
477
00:20:26,463 --> 00:20:27,729
It's been a long time.
478
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,398
What the...?
479
00:20:35,671 --> 00:20:37,606
I want to tell my parents what I did.
480
00:20:37,608 --> 00:20:39,507
- Too late.
- I want to tell them
481
00:20:39,509 --> 00:20:42,143
how much I'm looking forward
to going to college someday.
482
00:20:42,145 --> 00:20:44,779
Because you loved those
college girls you met there?
483
00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:47,082
They were so great.
484
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,984
What?
485
00:20:48,986 --> 00:20:52,454
Because one day you hope to be
those kinds of girls yourselves?
486
00:20:52,456 --> 00:20:53,788
You knew.
487
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:55,890
They knew. Parents know everything.
488
00:20:55,892 --> 00:20:57,792
No. Someone told us.
489
00:20:59,629 --> 00:21:01,663
I just wanted to say goodbye.
490
00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:03,932
Very interesting visit.
491
00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,601
Josh, you told them.
492
00:21:06,603 --> 00:21:08,536
Told them what, Riley?
493
00:21:08,538 --> 00:21:10,705
That nothing happened? Why would
I tell them nothing happened
494
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,587
if nothing happened? Why
would I tell them that?
495
00:21:13,743 --> 00:21:15,610
It's okay, Josh.
496
00:21:15,612 --> 00:21:17,012
Maya told us.
497
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:19,080
- What?
- Maya told us everything.
498
00:21:19,082 --> 00:21:20,115
Why?
499
00:21:20,117 --> 00:21:21,516
I wouldn't rat you out, Riley.
500
00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,486
Sorry, Cory.
501
00:21:24,488 --> 00:21:25,654
Guess I'm still your little brother, huh?
502
00:21:25,656 --> 00:21:27,522
No, Josh.
503
00:21:27,524 --> 00:21:30,592
You were so looking forward to
making new friends at that party.
504
00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:32,093
But you left.
505
00:21:32,095 --> 00:21:35,063
Just to make sure that Riley
and Maya got home safely.
506
00:21:36,532 --> 00:21:38,099
You're not so little anymore, Josh.
507
00:21:39,635 --> 00:21:41,503
I guess I have to stop
looking at you that way.
508
00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:45,140
Thanks. That means a lot to me.
509
00:21:45,142 --> 00:21:48,543
Maya, why did you tell them?
510
00:21:48,545 --> 00:21:50,845
It was a choice I made for myself.
511
00:21:51,781 --> 00:21:54,182
I thought it was the grown-up thing to do.
512
00:21:54,184 --> 00:21:56,151
It was.
513
00:21:56,153 --> 00:21:57,752
You're not so little anymore, Maya.
514
00:21:58,775 --> 00:22:00,655
I guess I have to stop
looking at you like that.
515
00:22:00,657 --> 00:22:01,923
Thanks.
516
00:22:03,559 --> 00:22:04,726
Means a lot to me.
517
00:22:04,728 --> 00:22:07,962
Riley, are you ever going to
pull something like this again?
518
00:22:07,964 --> 00:22:09,497
No.
519
00:22:09,499 --> 00:22:11,199
Even though it may have been a great night,
520
00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:13,802
it isn't worth how terrible
I feel for not telling you.
521
00:22:15,171 --> 00:22:17,205
Thanks. It means a lot to me.
522
00:22:22,011 --> 00:22:24,679
Riley, we're happy that you
liked your college experience.
523
00:22:24,681 --> 00:22:26,922
And we're sad to have to give
you a grounding experience.
524
00:22:28,050 --> 00:22:29,150
Two weeks.
525
00:22:29,152 --> 00:22:30,552
It should be three.
526
00:22:32,154 --> 00:22:33,254
Deal.
527
00:22:33,256 --> 00:22:34,589
It should be three.
528
00:22:35,558 --> 00:22:36,591
Get a life.
529
00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:40,595
Good night. I brushed my teeth.
530
00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:41,830
You did not.
531
00:22:43,566 --> 00:22:44,999
What the...?
532
00:22:45,001 --> 00:22:46,201
Auggie.
533
00:22:46,203 --> 00:22:49,270
You are grounded for one
week for not telling us
534
00:22:49,272 --> 00:22:50,672
your sister sNuck out of the house.
535
00:22:50,674 --> 00:22:51,740
How's that a bad thing?
536
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,575
I was protecting her.
537
00:22:56,011 --> 00:22:56,866
Let's go, blondie.
538
00:22:56,897 --> 00:22:59,744
You and I are gonna do a
little growing up together.
539
00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,584
We're gonna tell my mother, aren't we?
540
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:04,986
We're gonna tell her about a lot of stuff.
541
00:23:05,988 --> 00:23:07,088
Yeah, okay.
542
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,156
Let's go.
543
00:23:09,992 --> 00:23:11,659
See you guys in a year.
544
00:23:11,709 --> 00:23:16,259
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