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Maya: How long are we avoiding this?
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Riley: Not avoiding nothing.
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Just life moving on beyond that thing
that happened between me and Lucas.
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(Kissing noises)
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I know what it was, you do
not have to fish-face at me.
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(Kissing noises continue)
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Maya, other things are happening.
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Life got over it. Why can't you?
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Life isn't over it. Haven't
you noticed everything stopped?
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Nothing is happening.
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Everything's happening!
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Riley, until we talk about (Kissing
noise), nothing's ever happening again.
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Oh, that's the talk of a kook.
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(Sighs)
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Ladies.
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Yay!
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Well that's settled then.
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Are you here for a reason, Farkle?
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I've got two tickets to a concert
but there's three of us.
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So who do I take?
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You see, that right there is
a very original situation.
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There will be many twists and turns
that no one will see coming.
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I like the way you hugged me, Riley.
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I'm taking you.
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I did not see that coming.
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So we're back.
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Subway car, you lock eyes, you fall into
his lap, you grab Lucas by the face.
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You start moving toward him and...
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- Riley!
- Yay!
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Did I do something?
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Am I grounded? Does she have to leave?
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You have to leave.
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No we're glad you're both here.
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We need you to babysit Auggie.
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They need us to babysit Auggie.
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Been there done that.
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Things could happen twice.
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Unless it's an emergency, we
don't want to hear from you.
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What could happen? I'll tell ya.
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We'll put too much soap
in the washing machine,
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and then we'll find a puppy
and say, "can we keep him?"
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And then his owner will show up.
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It will be this hot guy
that Maya will totally like.
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Yay!
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But then he will move away
because Maya can never be happy.
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Boo!
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You see, we have a lot going on today.
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Tomorrow.
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Huh?
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Yeah, we need you to babysit tomorrow.
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Today we got nothing.
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So, you got Lucas by the face and...
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Help me!
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Yay! Auggie, do you have any
problems that I can help you with?
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Well, I made a new friend at school
what if mom doesn't like him?
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What if she picks him up
and puts him in the hallway?
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Like Ava!
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What if no one is ever good
enough for mommy's little boy?
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This is a thing.
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Eh, not a whole thing. We
check back on this twice tops.
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I would be involved in it.
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Completely your mother's thing.
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Yeah, scram.
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Mom?
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So that's everybody we know, huh?
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Not quite, you got one more friend
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that has a problem you
could get involved in.
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I do? Who?
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Oh yeah.
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My troubled, misunderstood friend.
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People love your problems.
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You're a mess!
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Thanks.
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My problem is that I have a best friend
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who doesn't want to talk about the most
important thing going on in her life,
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and I don't know what to do.
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Can you help me please?
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I kissed Lucas.
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You don't say?
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What happens now?
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's beating like a drum
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on the edge
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of something wonderful
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face to face with changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know
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I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh, oh, oh, oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world.
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The new world.
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People who lived their whole lives in
a certain place travel to a new land
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of new feelings and new opportunities.
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Having no idea how to behave
in this brand new society.
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Lucas, what did you tell him?
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Nothing, I am also uncomfortable.
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Wait, Mr. Matthews doesn't
know Riley kissed Lucas?
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No.
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So everything he says is
making them uncomfortable?
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Uh-huh.
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Shall we take advantage of this?
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How could we not?
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I will begin.
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So, Mr. Matthews, tell me, after you've
had the courage to close your eyes
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and take the face of the new
world in your trembling hands...
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What are you trying to say, Farkle?
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Are you supposed to be a couple next?
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- Or what?
- Huh?
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- What?
- Huh?
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Oh, you don't understand my question?
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Perhaps my dear friend miss Maya
Penelope Hart could help me out.
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Penelope.
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Farkle...
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It came out. It just came out.
It came out. It just came out.
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Penelope?
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Really, huckleberry? You want
to play with me right now?
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No.
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'Cause you've done quite
enough, haven't you?
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Maya!
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Maya!
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Mr. Matthews, I think what Farkle is
trying to say is once you've kissed...
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Yeep!
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...the shores of this new world I
bet your friends from the old world
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would want to hear about
how the new world is,
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and if you don't tell them,
well that's just selfish.
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What are you trying to say, Penelope?
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Are you supposed to be
a couple next, or what?
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Alright, what's going on here, guys?
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Nothing! Could we just please,
for once, read from the book?
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"The boy and the girl had no idea "of
the changes they would soon be facing.
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"Everything was different
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"including their own bodies..." What the...
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You're reading your health book.
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Word of warning page 73.
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I don't understand. It makes
no sense. It looks impossible.
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Riley, what is going on here?
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Farkle kissed my hand.
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- You did?
- It was glorious.
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It was. I went home and
questioned everything.
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Okay, and where were you while all
of this hand kissing was going on?
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Nowhere, with no one doin'
nothing with nobody.
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Auggie now.
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I don't see where else we can go.
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Sorry I didn't have time to buy
you something before you came over.
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You didn't have to buy me something.
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Why else would you come over?
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I came to play with you.
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Auggie who is your nice, normal friend
who isn't Ava and doesn't need gifts
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to come over and play with you?
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Doy!
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Excuse me?
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Leave it alone, mom.
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Okay, wait a minute though your name
again, will you just spell that for me?
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D-e-w-e-y,
Doy.
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Wait a minute.
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The "w" is silent.
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Let it be silent.
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He's my first bro.
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Okay, but see, honey, the
"w" is actually not silent.
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No!
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Yes.
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Doy!
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Let him be right, mom
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except, he's not right.
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No, see, his name is not "Doy"
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no, it's "Dewey."
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With a "w" that you say.
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(Sobbing)
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What is that? What are you doing?
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(Crying)
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(Screaming)
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You ruined my playdate.
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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, Dewey.
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Doy!
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What the... what
did you do to Doy?
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Are you kidding me, Cory?
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It's "coy". Around him, it's "coy".
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Come to coy, Doy!
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Can we go to Auggie's room?
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Yes, I'll go and read you a stoy.
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Everybody stop looking at me.
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- Tell us.
- I don't kiss and tell.
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- Did you kiss?
- Yes.
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- Tell.
- And take your time.
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Nothing happened. Back me up, Maya.
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That's inaccurate.
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(Kissing noises)
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Yeah, that's pretty good.
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So, what's the next thing
you guys are supposed to do?
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Supposed to do? What are there? Rules?
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I don't know. But I don't see
how you can just kiss someone
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and not be with them after.
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I only kissed Maya's hand, and then
I got her this engagement ring
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right after we got off the subway.
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Oh my gosh, Farkle, how much was that?
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$78,000.
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- But, I got it for free.
- How?
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Because that's the ring my mom
keeps throwing at my father.
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She usually wants it back by Thursday.
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So I got to work fast.
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So are you guys boyfriend
and girlfriend now?
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- What are you?
- What are you?
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I don't know. Do we have to be something?
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Well you did kiss him.
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What are ya?
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Look, it just happened.
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She's not really sure
what it all means yet.
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You guys are meant to be together.
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Like me and yogi!
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Yogles!
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Will Lucas and I ever have what they have?
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Boy, I hope not.
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But you know, riles, they do have a point.
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I mean, you like him. He
likes you. There was a kiss.
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I will not act under peer pressure.
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Unless you think I should.
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I will not give into peer pressure.
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What if we carry you?
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I'd like to see you try.
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Darby.
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Hey, stop.
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What are you?
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What are we?
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Are we boyfriend and girlfriend?
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Are we?
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I don't know, you wanna?
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I don't know. You think, maybe?
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Wanna?
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Are they weird, or adorable?
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No.
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Me and yogi are weird.
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They're adorable.
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What just happened?
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Do I have my first boyfriend?
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I don't know, what just happened?
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I don't know. Can't wait
to see what happens next.
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Okay, here we are.
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What do we do now?
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You go on a date after school.
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You sit there and look
at each other all stupid.
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Like this.
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Stop. Nobody's telling us what to do.
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We're not you. You're you.
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We're us. We do what we do.
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Yeah, we do what we do.
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What do we do?
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What is it in you that makes you do this?
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His name is Dewey.
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What's the difference what his name is?
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00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,579
He says his name is "Doy,"
265
00:11:51,581 --> 00:11:52,894
and he wants to be called "Doy,"
266
00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:55,249
so we call him "Doy" because
he says his name is "Doy."
267
00:11:55,251 --> 00:11:57,185
And Doy is a guest in our house.
268
00:11:57,187 --> 00:11:59,687
So will you please let go of your
need to be right all the time,
269
00:11:59,689 --> 00:12:01,622
and we just call the kid "Doy"?
270
00:12:01,624 --> 00:12:03,424
Doy?
271
00:12:06,395 --> 00:12:08,129
Can I please talk to you for a minute?
272
00:12:09,665 --> 00:12:11,933
I wouldn't.
273
00:12:11,935 --> 00:12:13,334
I wouldn't either.
274
00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:16,070
Come here.
275
00:12:19,041 --> 00:12:20,441
Come on.
276
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,646
Come on.
277
00:12:30,352 --> 00:12:32,253
Ah!
278
00:12:32,255 --> 00:12:33,588
Okay.
279
00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,957
Here's what's going to happen next.
280
00:12:46,268 --> 00:12:48,202
One smoothie, two straws.
281
00:12:49,271 --> 00:12:51,272
You two new at this?
282
00:12:51,274 --> 00:12:52,707
Don't worry, it gets harder.
283
00:13:00,682 --> 00:13:01,878
We're just sitting here.
284
00:13:01,909 --> 00:13:04,749
Yeah, we haven't talked
to each other much at all.
285
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:08,723
It's too bad, because you're one
of my favorite people to talk to.
286
00:13:13,729 --> 00:13:15,809
I think your mom did a
really good job on this place.
287
00:13:16,999 --> 00:13:19,300
Yeah, going to be a
great hang out, isn't it?
288
00:13:19,302 --> 00:13:22,436
Yeah, look at all these NYU students.
289
00:13:22,438 --> 00:13:23,704
Smiling...
290
00:13:23,706 --> 00:13:24,739
Talking...
291
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:25,973
Looking real...
292
00:13:25,975 --> 00:13:27,675
Comfortable with each other, yeah.
293
00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:28,945
Yeah.
294
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:34,015
I don't know why it's so hard
for us to talk all of a sudden.
295
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,516
It's not like we've changed.
296
00:13:35,518 --> 00:13:37,752
We're boyfriend and girlfriend now.
297
00:13:37,754 --> 00:13:39,720
Yeah but those are just words, Riley.
298
00:13:39,722 --> 00:13:41,022
Words don't change people.
299
00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:46,260
Mrs. Farkle Minkus.
300
00:13:48,764 --> 00:13:50,231
You said yes?
301
00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:54,068
Good-bye Maya Penelope Hart,
hello, Mrs. Farkle Minkus.
302
00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:56,070
All this time, I've been trying
to love and appreciate her,
303
00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:57,792
but all it took was this big, hunking rock.
304
00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:00,741
Make a note, Riley.
305
00:14:00,743 --> 00:14:02,109
They put one of these in front of our face,
306
00:14:02,111 --> 00:14:03,611
and we get hypnotized by the sparkles.
307
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,213
Wait, you only said
yes because of the ring?
308
00:14:05,215 --> 00:14:06,320
It had nothing to do with me?
309
00:14:06,351 --> 00:14:08,416
That would be pretty
shallow of me, wouldn't it?
310
00:14:08,418 --> 00:14:09,684
I don't care.
311
00:14:11,787 --> 00:14:14,622
All right, Farkle, you're a
scientist, let's do an experiment.
312
00:14:14,624 --> 00:14:15,756
Ask me without the ring.
313
00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:16,791
Would you marry me?
314
00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:18,593
Die. Now ask me with the ring.
315
00:14:18,595 --> 00:14:20,061
Would you marry me?
316
00:14:20,796 --> 00:14:22,396
I love you so much.
317
00:14:22,398 --> 00:14:24,065
I believe you.
318
00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,667
Hypnotized, Riley. You need to protect me.
319
00:14:26,669 --> 00:14:28,369
Protect you from what, Maya?
320
00:14:28,371 --> 00:14:31,038
Relationships are supposed
to be about two people
321
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,541
who make the choice to
come together by themselves.
322
00:14:33,543 --> 00:14:36,544
Of their own free will at
the right point in time.
323
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:38,379
It has nothing to do with...
324
00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:42,049
how do they get these
things so sparkly, Farkley?
325
00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:44,252
Pressure.
326
00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:46,120
This diamond used to
just be a piece of coal
327
00:14:46,122 --> 00:14:47,221
that was put under a lot of pressure.
328
00:14:47,223 --> 00:14:48,522
Yeah, I'm keeping it.
329
00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:49,790
Good. I come with it.
330
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:52,126
Huh, well, I really
love you and everything.
331
00:14:52,128 --> 00:14:53,594
- Why, thank you.
- I was talking to the ring.
332
00:14:53,596 --> 00:14:54,296
Oh.
333
00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:57,098
The way I see it, the
only way we could be happy
334
00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,699
is if I sell you, get a nice house
335
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,534
and the two of us would just
be happy with each other.
336
00:15:00,536 --> 00:15:01,802
- Just me and you?
- Just me and the ring.
337
00:15:01,804 --> 00:15:03,504
- Wait you're selling me?
- I thought that was clear?
338
00:15:03,506 --> 00:15:05,439
Fine. Come on Lucas, let's get out of here.
339
00:15:05,441 --> 00:15:07,042
Oh, well I was going to walk Riley home.
340
00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:09,076
You don't have to.
341
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:10,444
No, I think I should.
342
00:15:10,446 --> 00:15:11,479
Try again.
343
00:15:11,481 --> 00:15:12,847
I want to very much.
344
00:15:12,849 --> 00:15:15,082
Wait, that means I'm
walking home with Farkle?
345
00:15:15,084 --> 00:15:16,083
You're wearing my ring.
346
00:15:16,085 --> 00:15:18,052
Boy, the stuff you got to do.
347
00:15:21,857 --> 00:15:24,792
I'm not sure it's going
to work out with them.
348
00:15:24,794 --> 00:15:26,127
You think?
349
00:15:27,095 --> 00:15:28,596
So you're walking me home?
350
00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:34,268
Yeah.
351
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:36,837
Hold hands?
352
00:15:36,839 --> 00:15:38,806
I guess we should.
353
00:15:38,808 --> 00:15:40,174
Try again.
354
00:15:41,176 --> 00:15:43,411
I want to very much.
355
00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:53,354
Ooh!
356
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:56,490
Yeah this isn't going to be weird at all.
357
00:16:07,903 --> 00:16:09,837
Do you know what my name is called?
358
00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:11,639
Auggie's mommy.
359
00:16:12,607 --> 00:16:13,808
Topanga.
360
00:16:13,810 --> 00:16:16,177
You're just trying to make me feel better.
361
00:16:16,878 --> 00:16:18,579
You think you have a funny name?
362
00:16:18,581 --> 00:16:20,181
I have a funny name too.
363
00:16:20,183 --> 00:16:21,615
And when I was a little girl,
364
00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:24,418
I could never understand why
my parents would do that to me.
365
00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:26,220
I know, right?
366
00:16:27,789 --> 00:16:31,359
But then, I found out that
they love me very much.
367
00:16:31,361 --> 00:16:34,362
And they gave me a name
that was important to them.
368
00:16:34,364 --> 00:16:36,163
Do you know what your name means?
369
00:16:37,899 --> 00:16:41,602
Every morning, before the sun
comes up, the ground is wet.
370
00:16:41,604 --> 00:16:44,805
And that water is a gift for
the flowers and the grass.
371
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,374
So that they can grow.
372
00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:49,243
And they can make the world more beautiful.
373
00:16:49,245 --> 00:16:53,881
You were given your name because you
make your parents' world more beautiful.
374
00:16:53,883 --> 00:16:55,182
Do you understand me?
375
00:16:56,585 --> 00:16:59,420
Do you know what that water is
called that's there for the grass
376
00:16:59,422 --> 00:17:00,955
every morning before you wake up?
377
00:17:00,957 --> 00:17:02,189
Yes.
378
00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:03,457
What is it?
379
00:17:03,459 --> 00:17:05,393
Morning Doy.
380
00:17:10,232 --> 00:17:11,599
Okay, get out of here, Doy.
381
00:17:11,601 --> 00:17:12,900
Auggie and Doy: Yay!
382
00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:19,940
He broke ya.
383
00:17:19,942 --> 00:17:21,475
Yeah, he did.
384
00:17:22,511 --> 00:17:27,281
You know, Topanga, one of the things
that I've learned from being a teacher
385
00:17:27,283 --> 00:17:31,285
is that sometimes you
just have to let kids live.
386
00:17:35,524 --> 00:17:37,291
Thank you very much, Lucas.
387
00:17:37,293 --> 00:17:38,926
I had a wonderful time.
388
00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:41,152
You're welcome, Riley.
389
00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:43,327
I also had a wonderful time as well.
390
00:17:44,399 --> 00:17:46,600
Uh, what are you kids doing?
391
00:17:46,602 --> 00:17:48,569
You guys look really awkward and stiff.
392
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:50,838
Is this about that kiss I heard about?
393
00:17:50,840 --> 00:17:52,406
What?
394
00:17:53,436 --> 00:17:55,876
Everybody pressuring you to be
something you're not ready for?
395
00:17:55,878 --> 00:17:56,799
Not ready!
396
00:17:56,830 --> 00:18:00,511
Please, stop holding hands. You look crazy!
397
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:05,019
You two are a part of the best
group of friends I have ever seen.
398
00:18:05,021 --> 00:18:06,654
And if you're going to let some stupid,
399
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:08,416
outside pressure hurt
that, then you're not
400
00:18:08,447 --> 00:18:10,257
anywhere near as smart
as I thought you were.
401
00:18:10,259 --> 00:18:13,594
But sometimes the right
pressure can turn into a diamond.
402
00:18:13,596 --> 00:18:16,464
Yeah, and the wrong
pressure turns you into dust.
403
00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:17,965
Do you want to be dust?
404
00:18:19,434 --> 00:18:21,502
I don't want to be dust.
405
00:18:21,504 --> 00:18:22,536
Lucas?
406
00:18:22,538 --> 00:18:24,004
I really like you, Riley.
407
00:18:24,006 --> 00:18:25,973
We always have such a great time together.
408
00:18:25,975 --> 00:18:27,675
We should break up.
409
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:32,313
We should break up right now.
410
00:18:32,315 --> 00:18:34,448
This has been my longest relationship.
411
00:18:36,051 --> 00:18:37,751
Hey Riley, do you have to be home?
412
00:18:40,388 --> 00:18:42,723
No, we could go somewhere and talk.
413
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,592
I'd like that.
414
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:47,091
Yeah, like you used to when it was easy.
415
00:18:51,032 --> 00:18:52,633
Let the kids live, huh?
416
00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,301
Let the kids live, huh?
417
00:18:54,303 --> 00:18:56,337
Ha! Dewey!
418
00:18:56,339 --> 00:18:58,572
Get back here. We're not done, Dewey!
419
00:19:01,309 --> 00:19:02,743
Run, Doy!
420
00:19:10,785 --> 00:19:12,786
Alright, so the pressure's
off. We're friends now.
421
00:19:12,788 --> 00:19:14,421
What do you want to talk about?
422
00:19:14,423 --> 00:19:17,391
What do you talk about when
you're with your friends?
423
00:19:17,393 --> 00:19:19,760
Well, when I'm with my friends,
we usually talk about sports.
424
00:19:19,762 --> 00:19:21,829
You know anything about sports?
425
00:19:21,831 --> 00:19:23,030
No?
426
00:19:23,965 --> 00:19:24,733
Any sports? Like...
427
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:27,401
What about basketball? You
know anything about basketball?
428
00:19:27,403 --> 00:19:28,702
Yeah...
429
00:19:28,704 --> 00:19:31,105
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
430
00:19:31,107 --> 00:19:32,339
Maybe?
431
00:19:32,341 --> 00:19:35,676
Well, we're in New York, so obviously,
my favorite team are the Knicks.
432
00:19:35,678 --> 00:19:37,645
And you know, this may not be our best year
433
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:39,164
but at the end of the
day, it doesn't matter
434
00:19:39,195 --> 00:19:41,682
because we have Melo, and we have Phil
Jackson, and that's all that counts.
435
00:19:41,684 --> 00:19:42,895
We shouldn't have traded J.R. Smith!
436
00:19:42,926 --> 00:19:45,352
And at the end of the day, you
know what, it's not our best season.
437
00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:47,555
We have a terrible record,
we're the worst in the NBA!
438
00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:50,457
I am at Madison Square Garden,
I see all these fake fans
439
00:19:50,459 --> 00:19:54,094
just jumping onto bandwagons like
the heat or something like that.
440
00:19:54,096 --> 00:19:56,564
And you know what? That
is not what a true fan is!
441
00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:59,166
If you're gonna be in the garden,
you better represent the Knicks!
442
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,041
I don't know that much obviously.
443
00:20:08,743 --> 00:20:10,411
I really like you, Riley.
444
00:20:21,122 --> 00:20:24,058
Hey, Lucas and I are friends.
445
00:20:24,060 --> 00:20:26,344
That's what we are, that's
what we've always been.
446
00:20:26,375 --> 00:20:30,464
And we are not going to hurt that because
you guys want us to be something we're not.
447
00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:35,135
So, go back to your own lives because
nobody is moving too fast here.
448
00:20:39,007 --> 00:20:41,041
'Sup.
449
00:20:55,490 --> 00:20:57,157
I'm not going anywhere.
450
00:20:57,159 --> 00:20:59,026
I've got all night.
451
00:20:59,028 --> 00:21:01,262
Hi, my name's Topanga, what's your name?
452
00:21:01,264 --> 00:21:03,464
Doy.
453
00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:04,999
Do you know what I was doing today?
454
00:21:05,001 --> 00:21:07,901
I was making a 400-pound
man confess to his crimes.
455
00:21:07,903 --> 00:21:09,670
You think I can't handle you?
456
00:21:09,672 --> 00:21:11,939
Doy!
457
00:21:11,941 --> 00:21:14,208
Topanga, let the kid go to sleep.
458
00:21:14,210 --> 00:21:17,745
I'm fine, Mr. Matthews. I got this.
459
00:21:19,481 --> 00:21:20,215
Okay.
460
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:23,150
You can go to sleep anytime you want.
461
00:21:23,152 --> 00:21:26,086
You just have to say one little word.
462
00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:27,521
Do you know what that word is, kid?
463
00:21:27,523 --> 00:21:28,622
Doy!
464
00:21:29,791 --> 00:21:32,026
Doy, Doy, Doy, Doy,
Doy-Doy-Doy-Doy-Doy!
465
00:21:32,076 --> 00:21:36,626
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