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Ah, the end of the year.
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The weather changes, kids
pair off, first love.
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It amazes me how the power of love
sometimes guides the perfect couples
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right into each other's arms.
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And sometimes it does that.
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But it's still first crush
and I love this time of year.
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(Chuckles) Probably
because I don't have to worry
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like those other poor
sap, seventh-grade fathers.
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(Laughs) Wait a minute.
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(Soft music playing)
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No-ooo!
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Dad, are you out of your mind?
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Riley, it's time for the talk.
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In front of the whole class?!
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Yeah, give her the talk.
Let's see what you know.
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Okay.
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- When a daughter...
- Stop.
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Excuse me.
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Not today, chachi.
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(Grunts)
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Sir, you've known me all year.
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You like me, admit it.
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I don't wanna.
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I'm one of the good kids.
What are you so afraid of?
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Okay.
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No-ooo!
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(Trails off)
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Okay, guys.
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It's seventh-grade spring fever,
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which leads to dating,
which leads to movies,
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which leads to popcorn, which
leads to putting your hands together
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in the dark touching the popcorn,
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which leads to holding
hands, which leads to that.
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Oh, I am not ready for this.
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Come with me. Come here.
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Come on, no, come on.
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Come with me.
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Riley, I am begging you,
stay in neverland, okay?
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No growing up.
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What do you want?
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The way I see it, I'm in an
interesting position here.
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How do you figure, Farkle?
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Let's approach this as
a scientific equation.
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You're scared of Lucas
going out with Riley, right?
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(Scoffs) Oh, does it show?
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Yeah, he's good-looking and athletic.
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He's 36!
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Give your daughter to me.
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I'll give you four oxen
and my best milking cow.
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Are you actually thinking about this?
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It's a good deal.
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I will decide who I go
on my first date with
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at such time as somebody asks me.
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's beating like a drum
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on the edge of something wonderful
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face to face with changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh oh oh oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world,
take on the world.
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Why do you think he put his hand back down?
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Because your dad wouldn't call on him.
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(Laughs) And I don't think
he ever will again.
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(Sighs) Life used to be so simple, Maya.
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Wake up, brush my hair, eat cereal, pick
up the bowl of cereal that I dropped.
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When did all of this pressure happen?
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Boys have it easy, they get to ask.
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Girls have it easy.
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Yeah, we gotta do all the asking.
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All they have to do is say no.
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Well, they could say yes.
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They could do that?
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Oh yeah, they wouldn't
last a day in our shoes...
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Waiting for them to get
the courage to ask us?
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And then doing the vacuuming
and ironing the babies.
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Riley, this isn't the '90s anymore.
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You want something, you go get it.
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You're telling me you're not
a little bit afraid of this?
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- No.
- You're saying that if you had feelings
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for somebody that you wouldn't be nervous?
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No, the only thing that makes me nervous
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is that the thing that
everybody wants to happen
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never happens because everybody's
too afraid to make it happen.
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You know what I was always afraid of?
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- What?
- You.
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- How come?
- I know we're good friends and all,
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but I've always considered
you a bit of a threat.
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Just like I know you've always
considered me a bit of a threat.
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Yeah, you keep me up at night.
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But now I realize you're
actually the solution
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- to my Riley-Maya dilemma.
- How do you figure?
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I just never asked one out
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because I knew it would
break the heart of the other.
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What if I ask one of 'em out?
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Bye-bye, I get the other one.
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What if I ask the other one out?
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Hello, I get the first one.
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How long you wanna do this?
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Well, there's only two of them.
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So you're gonna ask one of them out?
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Maybe I will... Someday.
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Hey, Ranger Rick.
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Hey, other one.
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- You wanna go out with me?
- What?
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You wanna take me to a movie
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and put our hands in the
popcorn at the same time
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and see what happens, or what?
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Okay, you and me 'cause I don't care.
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(Gasps)
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- (Hisses)
- Yeow!
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Back, traitor.
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Traitor, me?
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Could this possibly be
because I asked Lucas out?
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You asked Lucas out.
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What? You're upset?
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I'm beyond upset.
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I'm whatever the next one is.
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What, you think he's cute?
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He's a'ight.
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What, you wanted him to ask you out?
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Maybe, but now you
ruined my eight-year plan.
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Riles, you've been all goofy about Lucas
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since you fell into his lap on the subway.
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- You pushed me.
- And now I pushed him.
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What do you mean?
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Don't worry about it.
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I am worried.
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I am worried about our friendship
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which you have called
into question on this day.
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Oh, all right, you want to
ask each other questions?
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Go ahead.
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- Why did you ask him?
- How long do you know me?
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- Where are you taking him?
- You think I would hurt you?
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- What are you gonna wear?
- You don't think I have a bigger plan?
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Can I at least be your maid of honor?
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Of course, when I marry anybody else
in the world besides Ranger Rick.
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(Scoffs) What?
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You're just going to date
him and then throw him away?
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- Hey, whack job?
- Yes.
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He doesn't wanna go out with me.
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He's not going out with me.
He's never going out with me.
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Well, if he doesn't
want to go out with you,
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do you not want me to go out with him?
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(Sighs) Come here.
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Life is changing, isn't it?
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Yes.
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But this never will.
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(Doorbell rings)
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Who's that? I wasn't expecting anybody.
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Oh, I was.
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You.
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(Mimics) Me.
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Auggie's not home.
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Yeah, I'm not here to see Auggie.
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Riley's not home either.
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Hi, Lucas.
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That's right, I lied right in yo' face.
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Actually, Mr. Matthews, I'm
not here to see her either.
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You're not?
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You're not?
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I want to do this the right way.
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So first, I'm here to talk to you, sir.
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(Chuckles)
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I want to do this the right way too, Lucas.
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No!
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Mr. Matthews, would it be
possible to speak to you alone?
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- About homework?
- No.
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- About a grade?
- No.
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Then this has nothing to do with me
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and you've come to the
wrong place. Good day.
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- Actually...
- I said good day, sir.
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But I need to talk to you.
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Is this about a historical event?
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I can only speak to you
about historical events.
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- Yes.
- Well, then go right ahead.
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I'm asking you permission
to ask out your daughter.
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You tricked me.
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That's right, I lied right in yo' face.
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Get him, Topanga.
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My pleasure.
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Lucas... You are about the most
charming young man I have ever met.
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Yeah!
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But as delighted as I am
that in this day and age
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you would come to get our blessing,
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Do you really think
that Riley is ready...
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Yes!
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(Scoffs) Riley, be cool.
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Yes.
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Topanga, we really need to talk.
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Mr. Matthews, we really need to talk.
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Good, help me.
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When a father turns a certain age,
things will start happening to you
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that you don't understand. It'll
confuse you, but it's a magical time.
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Shut up.
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Look, don't worry. This is all normal
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and it's just your body's way of
telling you that you are a woman.
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Look, if it makes you feel any
better, don't think of it as a date.
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Think of it as a beautiful fantasy world
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that only includes the two
of them and not you anymore.
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I appreciate you, Maya.
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I think you're pretty fierce.
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Hey, kiddies.
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Uncle boing.
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Whoo.
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- My brother!
- My brother!
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- Hey, I come with news.
- Thank you, I'm good.
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I'm joining the N.Y.U. Pre-college
program so I'll be here all summer.
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- Okay, I'm no good.
- I gotcha, honey.
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Josh, would you do me a favor
and explain to your niece
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that she is way too young to
go out on her first date?
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Niece...
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What kept you so long? Welcome
to the party, guys. Enjoy.
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- Get out of my house!
- I'll go the party with you, Josh.
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Still too old for you, Maya.
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Three years, what's three
years in the history of love?
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They found some cavemen
footprints, a man and
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a woman, they didn't
know how old they were.
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All the scientists could tell was that
they were holding hands. You know why?
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That was all that was important.
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- Wow, Maya.
- Keep looking at me.
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Ooh, you know what's really important
is I have my first appointment
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with my campus advisor downstairs.
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So I have everybody's
permission except Mr. Matthews?
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Lucas, I like you.
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I really do.
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But do I look like the kind of guy
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that would let his child
go out on a date this young?
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I put a ring on it.
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What?
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We're engaged.
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Oooh, let us tell you
why you're not engaged.
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Let me tell you why we are.
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Sing it, baby.
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Look at me
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I'm Ava Morgenstern...
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Matthews.
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(Chuckles) What?
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Oh my gosh. Look at this ring.
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It looks just like mi...
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Hey! Give me this.
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Yeah, it's Auggie's grandma's ring.
257
00:11:13,943 --> 00:11:16,244
(Scoffs) It's actually my ring.
258
00:11:16,246 --> 00:11:19,547
Oh, you're not Auggie's grandma?
259
00:11:19,549 --> 00:11:22,083
Ava honey, are you looking at me?
260
00:11:22,085 --> 00:11:23,851
You looking at me right in my eyes?
261
00:11:23,853 --> 00:11:25,186
Okay good, I got something to say,
262
00:11:25,188 --> 00:11:27,155
- ugh!
- Ava: Eww!
263
00:11:29,358 --> 00:11:31,225
Greetings, Matthews,
I've come to ask Riley out
264
00:11:31,227 --> 00:11:33,227
on her first date now that
Maya has asked out Lucas.
265
00:11:33,229 --> 00:11:34,495
What?
266
00:11:34,497 --> 00:11:35,530
Why would you do that?
267
00:11:35,532 --> 00:11:37,065
Because nobody does nothin'.
268
00:11:37,067 --> 00:11:39,133
You lit the fire, huh?
269
00:11:39,135 --> 00:11:40,568
Somebody had to push
these two kids together.
270
00:11:40,570 --> 00:11:43,271
Have I told you lately I
think you're pretty fierce?
271
00:11:43,273 --> 00:11:45,373
Have I told you lately I
think you're pretty fierce?
272
00:11:45,375 --> 00:11:47,475
- (Chuckles)
- What's going on?
273
00:11:47,477 --> 00:11:52,046
What's going on, Farkle, is that
this kid here wants my blessing.
274
00:11:52,048 --> 00:11:53,614
You want it?
275
00:11:53,616 --> 00:11:54,615
I do, sir.
276
00:11:54,617 --> 00:11:56,150
You got it.
277
00:11:56,152 --> 00:11:57,985
- Really?
- Really?
278
00:11:57,987 --> 00:11:59,353
- Really?
- Really?
279
00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,556
Because I got a cow in the elevator.
280
00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:08,629
- On one condition.
- Uh-oh.
281
00:12:08,631 --> 00:12:12,266
I want this to be a double date.
282
00:12:12,268 --> 00:12:13,468
Okay?
283
00:12:13,470 --> 00:12:17,171
If you are gonna go out
with him, then you...
284
00:12:17,173 --> 00:12:19,207
Are gonna go out with him.
285
00:12:20,576 --> 00:12:22,610
That works for me because
you're Riley or Maya.
286
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:27,348
Dad, you can't just tell her who
to go out with on her first date.
287
00:12:27,350 --> 00:12:29,484
Oh, don't think of it as a date, Maya.
288
00:12:29,486 --> 00:12:32,620
Think of this as a magical time
and a journey to include...
289
00:12:32,622 --> 00:12:34,322
(Blows raspberry)
290
00:12:34,324 --> 00:12:36,324
(Sighs)
291
00:12:36,326 --> 00:12:38,126
- So...
- Yes.
292
00:12:38,128 --> 00:12:39,193
- Riley...
- Yes.
293
00:12:39,195 --> 00:12:40,695
- Maya...
- I'll fix it.
294
00:12:40,697 --> 00:12:42,330
Would you like to go out with me?
295
00:12:42,332 --> 00:12:45,366
Y...Ay!
296
00:12:47,269 --> 00:12:48,503
I can't fix that.
297
00:12:49,605 --> 00:12:51,139
- So, Maya...
- No.
298
00:12:51,141 --> 00:12:52,039
- Would you...
- No.
299
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,107
I mean it, Maya.
300
00:12:55,010 --> 00:12:57,078
Would you whatever he's doing with her?
301
00:13:02,050 --> 00:13:03,384
Yeah, fine.
302
00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:14,061
So what is your primary
reason for choosing N.Y.U.?
303
00:13:14,063 --> 00:13:15,696
Academics, location, or other?
304
00:13:15,698 --> 00:13:18,065
Uh, well, it was academics.
305
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:21,102
But now it's other.
306
00:13:23,338 --> 00:13:27,041
I can't believe you'd let Farkle be
your first date so Lucas can be mine.
307
00:13:27,043 --> 00:13:29,043
Riles, I'm not gonna look
at it as a first date.
308
00:13:29,045 --> 00:13:30,244
We hang out with Farkle all the time.
309
00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:32,146
This is just... more hanging out.
310
00:13:32,148 --> 00:13:33,648
But Farkle thinks it's a date.
311
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:36,184
Then this is just more
Farkle thinking it's a date.
312
00:13:37,386 --> 00:13:40,655
But does that mean that my date
with Lucas isn't actually a date?
313
00:13:40,657 --> 00:13:43,090
No no, your date with Lucas is serious
314
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:45,326
right-of-passage,
coming-of-age, growing-up stuff.
315
00:13:45,328 --> 00:13:47,195
Should I be scared? (Chuckles)
316
00:13:47,197 --> 00:13:49,063
Of Ranger Rick?
317
00:13:49,065 --> 00:13:51,232
Sure, honey, you be as scared as you like.
318
00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:56,204
Well, I don't think you need
to be anywhere near that scared.
319
00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:58,105
- We have to go.
- Why?
320
00:13:58,107 --> 00:14:00,107
Maya, please. Do you trust me?
321
00:14:00,109 --> 00:14:01,275
More than anyone in the world.
322
00:14:01,277 --> 00:14:02,410
Then don't turn around.
323
00:14:02,412 --> 00:14:04,512
Okay, if you say not to, I won't.
324
00:14:04,514 --> 00:14:06,314
Let's go.
325
00:14:06,316 --> 00:14:08,316
Oh, wait, I forgot. I'm still me.
326
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:15,056
You know what the best thing
is about going out with Farkle?
327
00:14:15,058 --> 00:14:16,557
What?
328
00:14:16,559 --> 00:14:20,294
No matter what happens I won't get hurt.
329
00:14:28,771 --> 00:14:30,638
How do I look, mom?
330
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:33,942
(Sighs) Like your father
won't let you out of the house.
331
00:14:33,944 --> 00:14:35,577
Good.
332
00:14:36,712 --> 00:14:38,580
Do you remember your first date with dad?
333
00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:43,151
Oh... We were two years old and
we played in the playground.
334
00:14:43,153 --> 00:14:46,621
No, we were eight and we caught fireflies.
335
00:14:46,623 --> 00:14:50,959
No, we were in sixth grade and
we kissed against the lockers.
336
00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:54,329
No, we threw socks into a laundry basket.
337
00:14:54,331 --> 00:14:57,766
No, he fell into a llama pen at the zoo.
338
00:14:57,768 --> 00:15:02,003
No, that was his first date with Shawn.
339
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:04,806
Well, I am really
excited for my first date.
340
00:15:04,808 --> 00:15:06,708
Oh, what girl wouldn't be.
341
00:15:06,710 --> 00:15:09,744
All right, let's get this thing over with.
342
00:15:09,746 --> 00:15:11,813
- Ay chihuahua.
- What?
343
00:15:11,815 --> 00:15:15,583
For someone who does not care you
do look pretty ay chihuahua.
344
00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:19,154
Yeah, I just figured even though I'm
not counting this as a first date
345
00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:20,955
it seems like it's a
pretty big deal for Farkle
346
00:15:20,957 --> 00:15:23,758
so I wanted to give him at least 84%.
347
00:15:24,693 --> 00:15:25,994
Good.
348
00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,996
So you're feeling better
about my Uncle Josh?
349
00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:31,699
No, that's just another lump of coal
I'll bury deep in my dungeon of sadness
350
00:15:31,701 --> 00:15:33,968
next to my daddy issues
and ballerina dreams.
351
00:15:33,970 --> 00:15:37,005
Maya, I didn't know that you
dream of being a ballerina.
352
00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:40,141
I don't. I dream of ballerinas
kicking me with their pointy toes
353
00:15:40,143 --> 00:15:43,044
while they're stabbing me in
the face with their bun heads.
354
00:15:43,046 --> 00:15:45,213
Oh.
355
00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:46,614
Well, you look great.
356
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:50,785
Okay, guys.
357
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:55,690
I know that you love each other and
that you probably wanna get married.
358
00:15:55,692 --> 00:15:59,794
But I wonder if you understand
the actual responsibilities
359
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:01,296
that go along with being a couple.
360
00:16:01,298 --> 00:16:04,098
It means we push only
each other on the swings.
361
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,734
And never share a cubby with anybody else.
362
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,104
Even if I'm home sick.
363
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,844
It was one time.
364
00:16:15,846 --> 00:16:18,246
How long are you gonna
hold this over my head?
365
00:16:18,248 --> 00:16:21,416
I don't want you sharing a
cubby with Emma Weathersbee.
366
00:16:21,418 --> 00:16:24,853
Her rain boots mean nothing to me.
367
00:16:26,388 --> 00:16:29,390
Now you see, guys, this right here...
368
00:16:29,392 --> 00:16:33,094
This is why you probably
may not be ready to...
369
00:16:33,096 --> 00:16:34,896
But it made me feel bad.
370
00:16:34,898 --> 00:16:38,700
It hurts my heart that
it made you feel bad.
371
00:16:40,002 --> 00:16:44,739
Do you, Auggie Doggie Matthews,
promise for the rest of our lives
372
00:16:44,741 --> 00:16:46,975
to never make me feel bad again?
373
00:16:46,977 --> 00:16:48,309
I do.
374
00:16:48,311 --> 00:16:50,111
Hold on.
375
00:16:50,113 --> 00:16:53,948
And do you, Ava Melanie
Ruth Esther Morgenstern,
376
00:16:53,950 --> 00:16:57,218
promise to care about me and
never make me feel bad either?
377
00:16:57,220 --> 00:16:59,921
I do.
378
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,422
No, you don't.
379
00:17:02,691 --> 00:17:04,158
What was that?
380
00:17:05,361 --> 00:17:08,329
Honey, the girls just got
ready for their first date.
381
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:11,733
You missed a real milestone
in our child's life.
382
00:17:11,735 --> 00:17:13,134
Oh yeah?
383
00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:19,941
Let me be the first to introduce you to
Mr. and Mrs. Auggie Doggie Matthews.
384
00:17:21,477 --> 00:17:24,312
Oh... that's
just... it's great.
385
00:17:24,314 --> 00:17:28,750
Well, then let me be the first to
carry the bride over the threshold.
386
00:17:28,752 --> 00:17:31,920
- Whee!
- Whee!
387
00:17:33,422 --> 00:17:34,756
But...
388
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:37,725
Hey, that's my wife.
389
00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:38,960
Go to bed!
390
00:17:38,962 --> 00:17:40,261
Okay.
391
00:17:45,134 --> 00:17:47,368
What if I get nervous
and I have nothing to say?
392
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:49,771
Farkle, Riley and Maya are our friends.
393
00:17:49,773 --> 00:17:52,507
We've been together all year and you
haven't run out of things to say yet.
394
00:17:52,509 --> 00:17:54,909
And if you do, I'll be right here to...
395
00:17:54,911 --> 00:17:56,744
What's the matter?
396
00:17:59,248 --> 00:18:00,481
Oh my gosh, look at Maya.
397
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:02,450
She's giving me like 84%.
398
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,253
I expected a cat t-shirt and
sweatpants, but look at her.
399
00:18:05,255 --> 00:18:06,955
Hey Maya, let's run towards
each other in slow motion.
400
00:18:06,957 --> 00:18:08,790
- Maya!
- No.
401
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:10,258
Come on, you know you want to.
402
00:18:10,260 --> 00:18:12,193
Farkle, who else
would... stop.
403
00:18:13,896 --> 00:18:14,603
- Hi.
- Hi.
404
00:18:14,634 --> 00:18:17,432
I thought I was going to be too
nervous to say anything, but I'm not.
405
00:18:17,434 --> 00:18:19,033
I'm talking really good.
I'm a good day-talker.
406
00:18:19,035 --> 00:18:20,356
I'm the best day-talker there is.
407
00:18:21,403 --> 00:18:23,504
Even though this just happened,
408
00:18:23,506 --> 00:18:27,008
there are some moments you know
you're gonna remember forever.
409
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,309
This is one of 'em.
410
00:18:29,411 --> 00:18:31,412
I'm the second-best
day-talker there is.
411
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:33,348
Oh, train's coming. All aboard.
412
00:18:33,350 --> 00:18:34,916
(Mimics horn)
413
00:18:36,352 --> 00:18:38,553
Well, this concludes our
tour of the N.Y.U. Area.
414
00:18:38,555 --> 00:18:40,421
I hope you'll enjoy the summer program.
415
00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:42,790
Yeah, and I hope we can
enjoy some of it together.
416
00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:45,226
(Chuckles) Well, I'm
sure I'll see you around.
417
00:18:45,228 --> 00:18:47,829
Wait a minute, um, I thought...
418
00:18:47,831 --> 00:18:50,264
- What?
- I thought we were kinda...
419
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:51,432
What?
420
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,028
Getting along.
421
00:18:52,059 --> 00:18:54,402
I mean, weren't you smiling
a lot at me and stuff?
422
00:18:54,404 --> 00:18:56,504
I'm a tour guide, Josh.
423
00:18:56,506 --> 00:18:58,640
It's my job to be nice to high school kids.
424
00:19:04,813 --> 00:19:06,447
Well, this is pretty easy so far.
425
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:09,050
Because we're already friends.
426
00:19:09,052 --> 00:19:11,319
Let's always be friends no
matter what happens, okay?
427
00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:12,520
Yeah, first let's see what happens.
428
00:19:12,522 --> 00:19:13,955
Okay.
429
00:19:13,957 --> 00:19:18,226
I don't wanna jinx this but it's
just like us hanging out at school.
430
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,994
What could possibly go wrong?
431
00:19:25,968 --> 00:19:27,502
Sophie, Sophie, um...
432
00:19:27,504 --> 00:19:29,404
I thought we connected pretty well.
433
00:19:29,406 --> 00:19:31,506
I'm gonna be a junior, junior.
434
00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:33,408
I got a couple years on you, don't I?
435
00:19:33,410 --> 00:19:35,977
What's three years? You think
three years matters at our age?
436
00:19:35,979 --> 00:19:38,146
Yeah, I do.
437
00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:48,156
Maya?
438
00:19:48,158 --> 00:19:50,491
She pulled that three-years-older
thing on you, huh?
439
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,193
(Chuckles) Yeah yeah.
440
00:19:52,195 --> 00:19:54,028
I really put myself out there.
441
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:57,165
Oh, I'm sure I couldn't
possibly identify with your pain.
442
00:19:58,434 --> 00:20:00,368
Cavemen? Footprints?
443
00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:00,997
Hold hands?
444
00:20:01,028 --> 00:20:03,534
- Hurts, doesn't it?
- A little bit, yeah.
445
00:20:04,573 --> 00:20:05,843
How do you deal with it?
446
00:20:05,874 --> 00:20:08,543
Well, me, I've got this dungeon of sadness.
447
00:20:08,545 --> 00:20:10,411
Oh yeah? You got me in there?
448
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,014
Oh yeah. You and a whole
flock of ballerinas.
449
00:20:15,084 --> 00:20:16,884
Lucas?
450
00:20:19,922 --> 00:20:21,489
Go over there, Riley.
451
00:20:21,491 --> 00:20:22,924
Be with your best friend.
452
00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:26,360
But what about our date?
453
00:20:26,362 --> 00:20:28,596
I had a good time.
454
00:20:30,599 --> 00:20:32,233
I'm glad you were my first date.
455
00:20:44,346 --> 00:20:45,913
What happened to your date?
456
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:50,485
We had a good time and then
my best friend got all needy.
457
00:20:50,487 --> 00:20:53,488
Yeah, I know how that goes.
458
00:20:53,490 --> 00:20:55,423
Thanks for being there for me.
459
00:20:55,425 --> 00:20:58,292
Hey, I'm sure you'll
make it up to me someday.
460
00:20:58,294 --> 00:21:01,229
(Doors chime)
461
00:21:01,231 --> 00:21:02,530
How about now?
462
00:21:02,532 --> 00:21:04,432
Again? (Chuckles)
463
00:21:04,434 --> 00:21:06,167
Whoa!
464
00:21:07,503 --> 00:21:10,171
Hi, I'm Riley.
465
00:21:10,173 --> 00:21:11,606
We were just talking about you.
466
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,941
(Laughs) I'm Lucas.
467
00:21:13,943 --> 00:21:16,511
I love it.
468
00:21:16,513 --> 00:21:19,614
You know those moments
that you were talking about
469
00:21:19,616 --> 00:21:21,616
that we're going to remember forever?
470
00:21:21,618 --> 00:21:23,151
Yeah?
471
00:21:37,599 --> 00:21:39,033
Not bad, Farkle.
472
00:21:39,035 --> 00:21:41,068
Tell your friends.
473
00:21:53,615 --> 00:21:56,484
Our little girl went on her first date.
474
00:21:56,486 --> 00:21:58,786
Our little boy got married.
475
00:21:58,788 --> 00:22:00,688
I say we move to Florida.
476
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,324
Nice!
477
00:22:03,326 --> 00:22:07,028
Mine was like when it's summer
and then the breeze comes up
478
00:22:07,030 --> 00:22:09,597
and then it rains for like two seconds
479
00:22:09,599 --> 00:22:12,366
and then everything glows
and there's a rainbow.
480
00:22:12,368 --> 00:22:13,634
How was yours?
481
00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,304
Mine was like a shih tzu
going after a chew toy.
482
00:22:17,573 --> 00:22:20,675
So it was a magical
night for the both of us.
483
00:22:22,644 --> 00:22:24,445
You realize, Topanga, that...
484
00:22:24,447 --> 00:22:26,614
Life as we know it has changed.
485
00:22:26,616 --> 00:22:28,416
You realize, Maya, that...
486
00:22:28,418 --> 00:22:30,351
Life as we know it has changed.
487
00:22:30,353 --> 00:22:31,385
Scared?
488
00:22:31,387 --> 00:22:32,453
Scared?
489
00:22:32,455 --> 00:22:34,655
Nah.
490
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:36,257
I got you.
491
00:22:38,694 --> 00:22:40,127
No.
492
00:22:40,129 --> 00:22:41,329
I got you.
493
00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:45,929
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