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Family game night.
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My favorite night of the month.
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Just me, my family, and my 'jama pants.
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Why do you guys have to make such
a big deal about game night?
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Because game night is sacred, Riley.
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(Chuckles)
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I know this is gonna
come as a shock to you,
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but there's gonna come a day
where you start to prioritize
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friends over your family.
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What? No.
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Did you tell them yet?
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Did he freak? Did she tell you?
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Did you freak? Show me what you did.
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Freak out for me.
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Why would I freak out?
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I don't freak out.
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What did you do?!
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Family game night, now with extra family.
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Well, hello.
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Well, hello.
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Auggie didn't want to miss game night.
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We never made it out of the city.
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Oh, here's your money.
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Hey, this is a dollar.
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I gave you a hundred.
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With that kind of money, you think
we're not gonna buy steaks?
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Thank you, papa.
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You know what?
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My brother!
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My brother!
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Listen, you're here for game night.
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You're family, you're in.
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(Intercom buzzes) Farkle: Farkle.
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Lucas: And Lucas.
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Come on up. (Intercom buzzes)
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Topanga.
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It's happening.
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I thought we had a few more years.
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- Calm down.
- No calm.
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It's happening right now.
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Riley invited her friends
to family game night.
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Riley, shnookums.
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Um, you're gonna have
to start to prioritize
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what's more important to
you, your family, huh?
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Or your friends?
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There is only one right answer.
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- Why do I...
- Wrong answer.
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- ...have to choose between...
- Wrong answer.
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I love my friends and I want
to hang out with my friends.
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(Knock on door)
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Welcome to family game night, friends.
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Wrong, wrong, wrong answer.
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(Theme music playing)
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I've been waiting
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for a day
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like this to come
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struck like lightning
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my heart's beating
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like a drum
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on the edge
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of something wonderful
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face to face with
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changes
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what's it all about?
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Life is crazy
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but I know
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I can work it out
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'cause I got you
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to live it with me
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I feel all right, I'm
gonna take on the world
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light up the stars, I've
got some pages to turn
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I'm singing
"go-o-o"
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oh oh oh oh
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world
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take on the world, take on the world
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take on the world.
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Get rid of them.
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Why do you have to be you all the time?
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You think it's easy?
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Say goodbye to your daughter, honey.
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She has chosen her friends over her family.
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Why can't we just play with her friends.
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Because Topanga, the second she
allowed Dr. Turtleneck and Mr. Howdy
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into our household, our family
was compromised by interlopers.
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Maybe we could just come back another time.
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Oh, yeah, we don't have walls.
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I told you we needed walls, Topanga.
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Dr. Turtleneck, I presume.
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How could you tell?
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Oh, because... you just
seem like a doctor to me.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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And you must be...
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Howdy.
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See this?
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The family game.
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The game for families.
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Not the friends game, a game for friends.
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I saw that game.
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I didn't buy that game.
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I bought this one because
I used to have a family.
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Will you stop?
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How could she choose her friends over us?
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I mean, did they burp her?
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Did they change her diapers?
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We haven't yet, but we will when she's old.
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Speak for yourself, honey.
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I know that I have the absolute
love and loyalty of my children
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who like me fine and always will.
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Everybody's here. Everybody plays.
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Cory, flipping out is only
gonna make things worse.
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Do you really want to drive her away?
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Yeah, dad.
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It's like what you were teaching today.
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I was teaching about the
American revolution, Riley.
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How is this anything like
the American revolution?
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How?
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Let's think.
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(Patriotic music playing)
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The American revolution.
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Imagine england as a father.
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And America, it's child.
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Knowing it's time to break away.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I give
you the revolutionary war.
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Subjects.
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It is I, king George III,
ruler of the British empire.
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Now, where is that rebellious John Adams?
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Who dares chooses his
American friends over his king?
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Here I am!
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John Quincy Adams.
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Riley, uh, you're actually John Adams.
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Who's that?
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John Adams was the father
of John Quincy Adams.
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But our school is John Quincy Adams.
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My school was John Adams.
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Your school was the father of my school?
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Does that make sense to you?
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None of this does.
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I'm also gonna be your teacher next year.
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- You're kidding me.
- Now back to our story.
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It is I, John not Quincy Adams.
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Wait, why'd they name
the school after this guy?
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I mean, he must have done something.
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He did. He did something,
we're gonna get to it.
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So, John Adams, where
are your rebel friends?
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With me as always.
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Hark!
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Here's one right now.
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Looking good, Georgie Washington.
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John, you're embarrassing me.
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Good!
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Now, may I introduce, he is crazy
smart, he's rocking granny glasses,
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the old kite flyer himself,
Benjamin Franklin.
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Maya: I'm not doing this.
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Come on, we can't start
the revolution without you.
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Fine, but nobody look at me.
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Okay, nobody look at Maya!
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(Classmates laughing)
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Why, Benjamin Franklin, can you
feel the electricity between us?
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Huh?
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When do we get rid of this guy?
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Right now!
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King George, the American
colonies want their freedom.
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You belong to me, and
I will never let you go.
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It's the king's law.
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You belong to me until you're 18.
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It's the law.
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Whatever you say, king George.
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Stop calling me that.
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What's the matter?
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Pops doesn't like pops' lesson?
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Yeah.
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Listen guys, not everything I teach
you in class applies to our lives.
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It does, every time, sir.
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Okay, game is all set up.
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We doing this thing, or what?
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- No.
- Yes.
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Do you guys even know how
to play the family game?
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Let me teach you.
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Okay.
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Because I'm always here, and
you can't get rid of me.
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Always wins.
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Always eats too much popcorn and says,
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"I'm never eating popcorn again."
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(Muffled) But it's so delicious.
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Would you be on my team, Uncle Josh?
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Try and stop me.
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Okay, I'll stop you. You're on my team.
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He's my Uncle.
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He's my husband.
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Congratulations.
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It says here the goal
is to get in to one of
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the four success squares
with your teammate.
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And then you win. It makes this sound.
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(Horn sounds)
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I win! Oh, it hasn't happened yet.
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What's the big circle in the middle for?
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Oh, we don't go there.
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If even one person goes in there,
then you have to play the long game.
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What's the long game?
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I don't know. We've never played it.
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Intriguing. Should we find out?
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No, it takes forever.
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And you don't get to hear this.
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- (Horn sounds)
- I win!
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Oh, something's wrong with me.
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(Doorbell rings)
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I win! Oh, my goodness.
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Now who could that be?
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Hi, Auggie.
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Hey, you're playing a game?
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Can I be on your team?
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You're on your own, pal.
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My woman's here.
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Sure, Auggie.
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Bring your woman in.
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Let's bring in everybody.
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Why don't we put up signs
on the telephone poles
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next to the cats and the dogs.
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Matthews family game night.
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Only not really, it's kind of
everybody family game night.
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Isn't it? Huh?
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Isn't it?
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There's the freak out.
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Best show in town.
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Do you feel better now, buddy?
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I do, thank you.
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Thank you.
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Well, well.
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Looks like everybody's all partnered
up except for lil ol' us.
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Huh.
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I could pick you.
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Or I could pick you.
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Or I could pick you.
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Or I could pick you.
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Yeah, well, you see, you
represent homework and no fun,
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while you are so handsome it
kind of makes my eyes hurt.
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Okay, here's what I'm gonna do.
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I'm gonna be the game show
host, is what I'm gonna do.
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'Cause they stand.
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And they move.
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Hiya, partner.
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Oh, boy.
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And game show hosts make sure everyone
follows the rules and plays fair.
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Especially this one.
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Ava!
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Shh.
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I'm doing this for us, baby.
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Josh: Okay.
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The object of this game
is to create a family,
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protect it, and get safely
through a world of obstacles
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that will test how strong your family is.
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The winner of the short game is the
first team to end up in one of the four
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success squares with a car and a house.
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Get me a car and a house.
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I'm trying.
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Okay.
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Um, Maya and I up first. We'll go first.
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Oh, says who?
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Says the king of the castle.
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Just because you're the king, doesn't
mean you get to make all of the rules.
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Oh, yeah?
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That's actually the first
rule in the king's handbook.
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Well, it's been a lovely evening.
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And now I need a hug from my mama.
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00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,185
Mama?
268
00:10:17,187 --> 00:10:18,920
Yeah.
269
00:10:18,922 --> 00:10:20,088
What do you call your mama?
270
00:10:20,090 --> 00:10:21,923
Ma.
271
00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,191
Try it out.
272
00:10:23,193 --> 00:10:26,094
Ma.
273
00:10:26,096 --> 00:10:27,996
Nah, she'd put me in the shed.
274
00:10:30,232 --> 00:10:36,104
You know what, dad, you may be
the king, but I am going first.
275
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:38,239
(Gasps)
276
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:41,342
(Gasps) You are staging an act of
open rebellion against your king.
277
00:10:41,344 --> 00:10:43,945
You have left the colonies
no choice but to break away
278
00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:45,513
from you and become independent.
279
00:10:45,515 --> 00:10:47,281
Because you're fighting for
the sake of your families.
280
00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:47,803
And friends.
281
00:10:47,834 --> 00:10:49,884
And family is the most
important thing in the world.
282
00:10:49,886 --> 00:10:50,406
And friends.
283
00:10:50,437 --> 00:10:52,487
Riley, you don't think
family should come first?
284
00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:54,922
I cannot do this right now.
285
00:10:54,924 --> 00:10:57,025
I am in the middle of a rebellion.
286
00:10:57,027 --> 00:10:58,559
Oh, yeah.
287
00:10:58,561 --> 00:11:00,028
Oh, yeah.
288
00:11:00,030 --> 00:11:01,195
Let's see how your little rebellion
289
00:11:01,197 --> 00:11:03,498
fares against the might
of the British empire.
290
00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:11,105
Whoa, Farkle.
291
00:11:11,107 --> 00:11:12,173
Where'd you get the cannon?
292
00:11:12,175 --> 00:11:14,075
From my cannon guy.
293
00:11:15,077 --> 00:11:16,944
Yes, general Washington.
294
00:11:16,946 --> 00:11:19,881
You really have to wonder if
the king wasn't so stubborn,
295
00:11:19,883 --> 00:11:21,025
could something have been worked out
296
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,617
so America would still
be in the British family?
297
00:11:22,619 --> 00:11:29,924
A nation or a family, can only remain
united if it's leaders govern fairly
298
00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:34,128
and address the needs of all of
its members both old and young.
299
00:11:34,130 --> 00:11:36,064
Well, I'm not gonna.
300
00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:38,066
So let's get this party started.
301
00:11:38,068 --> 00:11:40,001
Is this thing loaded?
302
00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,069
It is now.
303
00:11:41,071 --> 00:11:42,937
Happy fourth of July, everybody.
304
00:11:42,939 --> 00:11:45,406
Maya, the war hasn't even started yet.
305
00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:46,541
You're gonna love Boston.
306
00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:48,943
Farkle: When am I going to Boston?
307
00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:49,977
In five...
308
00:11:49,979 --> 00:11:52,013
Four, three...
309
00:11:52,015 --> 00:11:54,515
Four, five, six, and as usual
310
00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,884
I will choose the fatherhood path.
311
00:11:56,886 --> 00:11:58,619
Bing, bing, bing, bing.
312
00:11:58,621 --> 00:12:00,888
And the pink square means...
313
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,090
I get a daughter.
314
00:12:03,325 --> 00:12:06,494
Actually sir, Farkle and
I already own that square.
315
00:12:06,496 --> 00:12:09,030
So...
316
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:11,099
So, your daughter's ours.
317
00:12:12,401 --> 00:12:14,202
Excuse me.
318
00:12:15,437 --> 00:12:16,904
Let him talk.
319
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:20,942
According to the game,
we get your daughter.
320
00:12:23,245 --> 00:12:24,545
Josh!
321
00:12:24,547 --> 00:12:27,081
She's not Riley Matthews
anymore, my brother.
322
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:30,151
She's now Mrs. Dr. Howdy Turtleneck.
323
00:12:37,426 --> 00:12:40,261
Uh, sir, you're holding on a little tight.
324
00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:41,562
You really need to let go, sir.
325
00:12:43,599 --> 00:12:48,136
You killed my daughter.
326
00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,303
My turn.
327
00:12:49,305 --> 00:12:50,371
I pick six.
328
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:52,039
Uh, Ava you need to roll the dice.
329
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:54,041
One, two, three four five six.
330
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:55,943
Josh, objection.
331
00:12:55,945 --> 00:12:57,645
I'm going to allow it.
332
00:12:57,647 --> 00:12:58,780
Why?
333
00:12:58,782 --> 00:13:00,248
Because she cracks me up.
334
00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,017
I get a...
335
00:13:03,019 --> 00:13:04,318
Make your own luck card.
336
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:07,054
Take over someone's family business.
337
00:13:07,056 --> 00:13:09,690
Choose one player to send back to start.
338
00:13:09,692 --> 00:13:11,058
I choose...
339
00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,059
Hmm...
340
00:13:12,061 --> 00:13:15,730
One Topanga, two Topanga,
three Topanga, four.
341
00:13:15,732 --> 00:13:19,000
Five Topanga, six Topanga,
seven Topanga, or...
342
00:13:19,002 --> 00:13:20,134
Topanga!
343
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:25,239
Wee! Poom!
344
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:30,244
This stinks.
345
00:13:30,246 --> 00:13:32,079
This had to be done, mommy.
346
00:13:32,081 --> 00:13:34,749
It's okay, my lovebug.
347
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:37,051
Luckily, my team always wins.
348
00:13:37,053 --> 00:13:41,088
And my teammate has a turn, and I'm
sure she's going to use it to help me.
349
00:13:41,090 --> 00:13:43,090
Right, Riley?
350
00:13:43,092 --> 00:13:44,992
Sweetheart?
351
00:13:44,994 --> 00:13:50,097
Mom, I really hate to do this but I
have a go to Europe with a friend card.
352
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,634
And you're all the way back there.
353
00:13:53,636 --> 00:13:55,069
And I've never been to Europe.
354
00:13:56,338 --> 00:13:58,139
I want to go to Europe.
355
00:13:58,141 --> 00:14:02,043
Get off my back!
356
00:14:02,045 --> 00:14:05,346
Wait, you're leaving me?
357
00:14:05,348 --> 00:14:08,082
Mom, it is not personal, I
just got this card and...
358
00:14:08,084 --> 00:14:11,118
Wait, you're leaving me?
359
00:14:12,321 --> 00:14:14,088
Here it comes.
360
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,090
I am your mother.
361
00:14:16,092 --> 00:14:18,659
I have your absolute love and loyalty.
362
00:14:18,661 --> 00:14:20,262
What do you think you're talking to him?
363
00:14:21,597 --> 00:14:23,030
Hey, Farkle.
364
00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:24,031
How do you that again?
365
00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,099
Huh?
366
00:14:25,767 --> 00:14:27,668
Huh?
367
00:14:29,571 --> 00:14:30,372
Now you run, sir.
368
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:35,643
No, actually now I go right over here
which is exactly where I belong.
369
00:14:35,645 --> 00:14:37,178
Well, this game just got real.
370
00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,815
Will the daughter go off on her own or
does the mother hold on to her forever?
371
00:14:40,817 --> 00:14:42,116
I'm sorry, mommy.
372
00:14:44,686 --> 00:14:45,820
Partners?
373
00:14:45,822 --> 00:14:47,221
Forever.
374
00:14:47,223 --> 00:14:48,222
Riley?
375
00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:50,224
Mom, I am just playing a game.
376
00:14:50,226 --> 00:14:51,492
Isn't that what you want me to do?
377
00:14:51,494 --> 00:14:52,693
Win?
378
00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:55,529
Not without me.
379
00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:56,797
Hey, Topanga.
380
00:14:56,799 --> 00:14:59,133
You and me.
381
00:15:03,272 --> 00:15:04,705
You and me.
382
00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,540
Let's win this thing.
383
00:15:06,542 --> 00:15:07,675
You and me.
384
00:15:07,677 --> 00:15:09,076
Let's win this thing.
385
00:15:09,078 --> 00:15:10,478
You and me.
386
00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:12,346
I just want to go home.
387
00:15:13,715 --> 00:15:15,216
You and me.
388
00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,251
It's way past our bedtime.
389
00:15:17,253 --> 00:15:20,321
Both: Yeah!
390
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:28,796
Okay, we have a five minute break
for new team strategy talk.
391
00:15:28,798 --> 00:15:30,798
Which means we can not waste a second.
392
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,166
What do you got?
393
00:15:32,168 --> 00:15:33,567
You're destroying your parents.
394
00:15:33,569 --> 00:15:35,403
That's the object of the game.
395
00:15:36,371 --> 00:15:37,872
(Sighs) Oh, come on, Maya.
396
00:15:37,874 --> 00:15:40,263
It's not like we're actually going
backpacking through Europe.
397
00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:43,678
We should definitely go
backpacking through Europe.
398
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,246
And we'll bring Lucas and Farkle to Europe.
399
00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:46,814
Yeah, and we'll bring your parents.
400
00:15:46,816 --> 00:15:49,750
Why would you want to bring my parents?
401
00:15:49,752 --> 00:15:50,785
Oh.
402
00:15:50,787 --> 00:15:52,720
I get it.
403
00:15:52,722 --> 00:15:55,122
This isn't a game to them at all, is it?
404
00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:56,424
No, it isn't.
405
00:15:56,426 --> 00:15:58,292
Then how do we possibly win?
406
00:15:58,294 --> 00:15:59,827
You don't win.
407
00:15:59,829 --> 00:16:02,129
You just play with them, Riley.
408
00:16:02,131 --> 00:16:03,197
It's game night.
409
00:16:03,199 --> 00:16:04,632
Their favorite night of the month.
410
00:16:05,801 --> 00:16:08,469
I just thought you get more time with them.
411
00:16:08,471 --> 00:16:11,238
She's 12, and she's
gonna be gone in a blink.
412
00:16:11,240 --> 00:16:14,608
He's five, and already
been married for 20 years.
413
00:16:20,315 --> 00:16:22,350
He gets that from me.
414
00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:24,919
Listen Topanga.
415
00:16:24,921 --> 00:16:29,590
We've been a team all our lives,
so now we're a team in this game.
416
00:16:29,592 --> 00:16:31,192
That's not so bad, is it?
417
00:16:31,194 --> 00:16:35,629
You just get so much of her
and you do such a great job
418
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:38,599
teaching her, she's so much like you.
419
00:16:38,601 --> 00:16:41,836
I just want to know that I've
made an impression on her.
420
00:16:41,838 --> 00:16:44,171
Every parent I know who has kids this age
421
00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:47,241
tells me this is when they
head towards their friends.
422
00:16:48,377 --> 00:16:50,911
But eventually, they make their way back.
423
00:16:54,916 --> 00:16:55,950
Oh, look at that.
424
00:16:55,952 --> 00:16:57,918
They're already back.
425
00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:00,654
Break's over. Game on!
426
00:17:00,656 --> 00:17:03,891
Game over. God bless America.
427
00:17:03,893 --> 00:17:06,327
How could you do this?
428
00:17:06,329 --> 00:17:08,662
My kingdom.
429
00:17:08,664 --> 00:17:10,297
I have nothing left.
430
00:17:11,500 --> 00:17:13,901
Actually, you still have
India, Ireland, Australia,
431
00:17:13,903 --> 00:17:16,203
Shakespeare, dickens, and the Beatles.
432
00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:17,271
Oh, yeah.
433
00:17:17,273 --> 00:17:18,806
Who needs you anyway?
434
00:17:18,808 --> 00:17:20,641
You know you do.
435
00:17:20,643 --> 00:17:25,880
The revolutionary war ended in 1783
436
00:17:25,882 --> 00:17:29,717
leaving a rift between england
and the United States.
437
00:17:29,719 --> 00:17:31,485
But we love each other now, though, right?
438
00:17:31,487 --> 00:17:34,555
We do, but it took some time.
439
00:17:34,557 --> 00:17:38,826
In fact, it wasn't until
1814, when another American
440
00:17:38,828 --> 00:17:41,349
helped mend that relationship.
441
00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:45,299
His name, Riley, was John Quincy Adams.
442
00:17:45,301 --> 00:17:47,468
Oh.
443
00:17:47,470 --> 00:17:48,903
That's what the kid did.
444
00:17:48,905 --> 00:17:50,004
Cory: That's right.
445
00:17:50,006 --> 00:17:53,374
See, it took the next generation
to bring everybody together.
446
00:17:53,376 --> 00:17:56,510
So people that go to war can
actually become friends?
447
00:17:56,512 --> 00:18:00,514
Revolution is a short moment in time.
448
00:18:00,516 --> 00:18:03,317
But if you play the long game correctly,
449
00:18:03,319 --> 00:18:06,754
everybody can end up just
where they're supposed to be.
450
00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:11,959
Someone has to get a 12.
451
00:18:11,961 --> 00:18:13,327
Anything but a 12.
452
00:18:13,329 --> 00:18:14,895
Nobody throw a 12.
453
00:18:14,897 --> 00:18:15,963
12!
454
00:18:15,965 --> 00:18:17,565
Oh, thank goodness. It's over.
455
00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:19,333
No, it's not.
456
00:18:19,335 --> 00:18:22,369
I'm not going for the success square.
457
00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,472
I'm going for the circle in the middle.
458
00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:27,007
We are going to play the long game.
459
00:18:27,009 --> 00:18:28,576
- What?
- You could win.
460
00:18:28,578 --> 00:18:29,977
Dude, why would you do that?
461
00:18:31,847 --> 00:18:35,783
Because tonight the family
game is not about winning.
462
00:18:35,785 --> 00:18:38,719
Uh, say what?
463
00:18:40,489 --> 00:18:43,858
Mom, I was only trying to beat you
because I want you to be proud of me.
464
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,493
You do?
465
00:18:45,495 --> 00:18:47,561
Yeah, I want to be like you.
466
00:18:47,563 --> 00:18:48,896
You do?
467
00:18:48,898 --> 00:18:51,832
A killer shark who always wins?
468
00:18:51,834 --> 00:18:55,503
That is the most beautiful
thing I have ever heard.
469
00:18:56,638 --> 00:19:00,808
So tonight, let's find out what
happens when you play the long game.
470
00:19:00,810 --> 00:19:03,811
I'm never gonna see my mama again.
471
00:19:03,813 --> 00:19:06,580
I wanted someone to land
on the success square.
472
00:19:06,582 --> 00:19:07,882
I kind of wanted to hear
473
00:19:07,884 --> 00:19:08,883
(Horn sounds)
474
00:19:08,885 --> 00:19:10,951
I win! Seriously, help me.
475
00:19:12,087 --> 00:19:15,789
In the long game, the players all play
together to conquer the game itself.
476
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:18,459
So we're all on one big team then?
477
00:19:19,361 --> 00:19:20,895
If you'll let us be.
478
00:19:20,897 --> 00:19:23,964
And dad, I promise that
nobody is going anywhere.
479
00:19:23,966 --> 00:19:25,217
Well, Riley, you know what?
480
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:28,399
If these are the people you've
chosen to leave us for someday,
481
00:19:29,471 --> 00:19:32,806
they're welcome to play with us anytime.
482
00:19:32,808 --> 00:19:35,009
You've made some wonderful choices.
483
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:37,378
You're gonna buy the friends game?
484
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:38,646
Yeah.
485
00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:40,948
Can we play that one with you guys?
486
00:19:40,950 --> 00:19:42,650
Anytime you want.
487
00:19:44,019 --> 00:19:45,419
You're a good king.
488
00:19:45,421 --> 00:19:47,955
You're a good John Quincy Adams.
489
00:19:47,957 --> 00:19:51,058
Oh, the kid who brought everyone together.
490
00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:52,393
Yeah.
491
00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:54,061
Told you.
492
00:19:56,965 --> 00:19:58,832
(Horn sounds)
493
00:19:58,834 --> 00:19:59,900
Who's joining us?
494
00:19:59,902 --> 00:20:01,969
We are.
495
00:20:07,742 --> 00:20:09,410
Well, birds are chirping.
496
00:20:09,412 --> 00:20:15,416
Sounds of a sleepy city coming to life
as the sun peeks its smiling face...
497
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,884
Yeah, okay.
498
00:20:16,886 --> 00:20:18,953
...upon 8 tired game players.
499
00:20:18,955 --> 00:20:21,855
And if Auggie Matthews can roll a two,
500
00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:26,393
then we will finally find out what
happens when you win the long game.
501
00:20:26,395 --> 00:20:27,962
Nobody can roll a two.
502
00:20:27,964 --> 00:20:29,930
We pick two.
503
00:20:29,932 --> 00:20:31,799
You know what, Ava?
504
00:20:31,801 --> 00:20:33,033
I finally like you.
505
00:20:33,035 --> 00:20:34,101
Okay.
506
00:20:37,572 --> 00:20:38,973
(Game chimes)
507
00:20:38,975 --> 00:20:40,674
That's it?
508
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:42,042
(Game chimes)
509
00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:43,911
(Game whirs)
510
00:20:43,913 --> 00:20:46,046
Hold on.
511
00:20:46,048 --> 00:20:48,115
(Mystical music plays)
512
00:21:08,203 --> 00:21:12,973
And as everyone is joined together,
we see that in the long game,
513
00:21:12,975 --> 00:21:15,009
friends become family.
514
00:21:15,011 --> 00:21:17,144
It's not a game at all.
515
00:21:17,146 --> 00:21:18,846
What is it, mommy?
516
00:21:18,848 --> 00:21:20,014
It's life.
517
00:21:20,016 --> 00:21:22,049
Life is the long game?
518
00:21:22,051 --> 00:21:23,217
Yeah, bubba.
519
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:26,086
Life is the long game.
520
00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:27,154
Maya.
521
00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,959
You do understand I'm too old for you?
522
00:21:31,961 --> 00:21:32,860
I do, Josh.
523
00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:34,595
I know that.
524
00:21:34,597 --> 00:21:36,030
Good.
525
00:21:36,032 --> 00:21:38,098
But I'm in it for the long game.
526
00:21:42,003 --> 00:21:46,073
Yeah, me too.
527
00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:56,850
(School bell rings)
528
00:21:56,852 --> 00:21:58,719
I'm glad we're all friends again.
529
00:21:58,721 --> 00:22:00,688
Yeah, I'm glad I can take this off.
530
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,222
It's amazing that people
so close can go to war.
531
00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:03,791
Take off your crown.
532
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:04,925
No.
533
00:22:04,927 --> 00:22:07,161
Luckily, it's all history
and not our real lives.
534
00:22:07,163 --> 00:22:08,996
Hey.
535
00:22:08,998 --> 00:22:10,964
We're having family game night tonight.
536
00:22:10,966 --> 00:22:11,865
You guys want to come?
537
00:22:11,867 --> 00:22:13,567
Sure, thanks, I'd love that.
538
00:22:13,569 --> 00:22:14,802
Take off your crown.
539
00:22:14,804 --> 00:22:15,836
No.
540
00:22:15,838 --> 00:22:16,473
I'd love that, thank you.
541
00:22:16,504 --> 00:22:17,871
So you're never going
to take off your crown?
542
00:22:17,873 --> 00:22:18,939
No.
543
00:22:20,909 --> 00:22:22,943
Don't you think you should ask your dad?
544
00:22:24,646 --> 00:22:25,913
Nah.
545
00:22:25,915 --> 00:22:28,248
What could possibly go wrong?
546
00:22:28,298 --> 00:22:32,848
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