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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,500 Synced and corrected by Katniss Everdeen. www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,605 --> 00:00:04,706 Ancient Greece... 3 00:00:04,708 --> 00:00:05,841 What that? What that that? 4 00:00:05,843 --> 00:00:08,377 - What thi-this? - This is a present. 5 00:00:08,379 --> 00:00:10,946 - Is it for me? - What's your game, Matthews? 6 00:00:10,948 --> 00:00:12,614 Game? I mean no game. 7 00:00:12,616 --> 00:00:14,783 I just want to know who here wants this present. 8 00:00:18,688 --> 00:00:19,335 Oh, Maya, what? 9 00:00:19,366 --> 00:00:20,889 You assume by playing hard to get, 10 00:00:20,891 --> 00:00:22,624 - I'm gonna give it to you? - Well, yes. 11 00:00:22,626 --> 00:00:24,793 That's one of the many arrows in my quiver. 12 00:00:24,795 --> 00:00:26,528 (Shudders) 13 00:00:26,530 --> 00:00:28,897 Medieval talk... what are you doing to me, woman? 14 00:00:30,933 --> 00:00:32,968 - Riley. - Yay! 15 00:00:35,505 --> 00:00:37,439 "The trojan horse"? 16 00:00:37,441 --> 00:00:39,875 - Surprise. - This isn't a present. 17 00:00:39,877 --> 00:00:42,778 This is one of your life lessons wrapped up in a class lesson 18 00:00:42,780 --> 00:00:44,713 wrapped up in a box of nothing. 19 00:00:46,616 --> 00:00:48,383 - How you doing, honey? - I'ma worked up. 20 00:00:48,385 --> 00:00:49,851 I know. 21 00:00:49,853 --> 00:00:52,387 You assumed because it was all neat and pretty 22 00:00:52,389 --> 00:00:54,356 that something good was inside. 23 00:00:54,358 --> 00:00:56,992 Ancient Troy was protected by walls. 24 00:00:56,994 --> 00:00:59,394 The greeks couldn't get in, 25 00:00:59,396 --> 00:01:03,465 so they built a big wooden horse and left it behind. 26 00:01:03,467 --> 00:01:04,966 What do you think the trojans did? 27 00:01:04,968 --> 00:01:06,668 They left it there because they were afraid 28 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:09,938 that somebody was trying to teach them something. 29 00:01:11,474 --> 00:01:14,810 They captured it as a trophy and brought it inside. 30 00:01:14,812 --> 00:01:18,313 That night, the Greek soldiers crawled out of the horse 31 00:01:18,315 --> 00:01:20,916 and defeated Troy. 32 00:01:20,918 --> 00:01:22,818 What have we learned here? 33 00:01:22,820 --> 00:01:24,920 - Mr. Friar? - Don't make assumptions 34 00:01:24,922 --> 00:01:26,455 based on what you see? 35 00:01:26,457 --> 00:01:28,924 Riley, listen, I'm sorry I made an example of you. 36 00:01:28,926 --> 00:01:31,526 - So here's a gift for you. - Ooh... no! 37 00:01:31,528 --> 00:01:34,429 I want to... no! Pretty ribbon... no! 38 00:01:35,832 --> 00:01:38,467 - I'll take my chances with that, sir. - No, Lucas. 39 00:01:38,469 --> 00:01:41,470 You have to assume it was no good because the first one was no good. 40 00:01:41,472 --> 00:01:44,005 - Aren't you all proud of me, dad? - No! 41 00:01:45,641 --> 00:01:48,643 - "Get out of detention free." - Ooh, I could use one of those. 42 00:01:48,645 --> 00:01:50,912 Gimme that and I won't call you "ranger Rick" all week. 43 00:01:50,914 --> 00:01:53,415 - Here you go. - Thanks, ranger Roy. 44 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:55,350 Lemme guess. 45 00:01:55,352 --> 00:01:57,686 Ranger Roy is filling in for ranger Rick? 46 00:01:57,688 --> 00:02:00,322 All week. And now... you. 47 00:02:00,324 --> 00:02:01,857 Oh, is something gonna happen to me? 48 00:02:01,859 --> 00:02:04,526 Yes, it is. (Scatting) 49 00:02:05,728 --> 00:02:07,329 D-d-d-detention 50 00:02:07,331 --> 00:02:09,731 But not today. Boom! 51 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,001 - Read the card. - Huh? 52 00:02:13,003 --> 00:02:13,810 Card. 53 00:02:13,841 --> 00:02:17,038 "Say 'get out of detention free' then give worthless card 54 00:02:17,040 --> 00:02:19,608 to Maya then watch her dance on my desk." 55 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:26,348 Never assume. 56 00:02:26,350 --> 00:02:28,617 Look more deeply. 57 00:02:28,619 --> 00:02:30,986 Just because something is wrapped up all pretty, 58 00:02:30,988 --> 00:02:33,655 doesn't always mean it is. 59 00:02:33,657 --> 00:02:35,524 You were in on this! 60 00:02:35,526 --> 00:02:37,926 I'm ranger Roy and I'll be here all week. 61 00:02:39,061 --> 00:02:40,629 Oh-ho-ho. 62 00:02:42,899 --> 00:02:44,966 (Theme music playing) 63 00:02:47,003 --> 00:02:49,004 I've been waiting 64 00:02:49,006 --> 00:02:51,339 for a day like this to come 65 00:02:51,341 --> 00:02:52,941 struck like lightning 66 00:02:52,943 --> 00:02:55,443 my heart's beating like a drum 67 00:02:55,445 --> 00:02:59,714 on the edge of something wonderful 68 00:02:59,716 --> 00:03:02,617 face to face with changes 69 00:03:02,619 --> 00:03:05,887 what's it all about? Life is crazy 70 00:03:05,889 --> 00:03:07,956 but I know I can work it out 71 00:03:07,958 --> 00:03:11,927 'cause I got you to live it with me 72 00:03:11,929 --> 00:03:15,997 I feel all right, I'm gonna take on the world 73 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,967 light up the stars, I've got some pages to turn 74 00:03:18,969 --> 00:03:22,003 I'm singing "go-o-o" 75 00:03:22,005 --> 00:03:24,573 oh oh oh oh 76 00:03:24,575 --> 00:03:27,609 take on the world, take on the world 77 00:03:27,611 --> 00:03:30,145 take on the world, take on the world 78 00:03:30,147 --> 00:03:32,981 take on the world, take on the world. 79 00:03:35,952 --> 00:03:39,788 ...in conclusion, school uniforms reduce individuality 80 00:03:39,790 --> 00:03:42,424 which will be unnecessary in the real world 81 00:03:42,426 --> 00:03:44,626 when you're all working for me. 82 00:03:44,628 --> 00:03:45,860 Thank you. I am Farkle! 83 00:03:45,862 --> 00:03:48,964 - I don't understand debate. - I say you do. 84 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,865 Okay. 85 00:03:50,867 --> 00:03:53,468 I like debate... exploring two sides of the same thing... 86 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,403 good and bad, light and dark, 87 00:03:55,405 --> 00:03:56,671 right in front of you at the same time. 88 00:03:56,673 --> 00:03:58,034 Where else are you gonna get that? 89 00:03:59,609 --> 00:04:01,076 Oh, right here. Look at you. 90 00:04:02,979 --> 00:04:05,580 And now from Einstein academy, 91 00:04:05,582 --> 00:04:07,782 "undefeated this season, 92 00:04:07,784 --> 00:04:10,785 72 pounds of raw intellectual power! 93 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:14,756 She is who your mama wishes she gave birth to!" 94 00:04:15,891 --> 00:04:18,460 The one, the only... 95 00:04:18,462 --> 00:04:20,028 Smackle! 96 00:04:20,030 --> 00:04:22,797 (Rock music playing) 97 00:04:32,041 --> 00:04:33,975 (Music stops) 98 00:04:33,977 --> 00:04:35,910 You goin' down, chump. 99 00:04:39,882 --> 00:04:43,518 Wearing a uniform makes you surrender to conformity 100 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:46,855 and sacrifices uniqueness, which is our most valuable freedom. 101 00:04:46,857 --> 00:04:49,491 Don't let anybody tell you what to wear. 102 00:04:49,493 --> 00:04:51,626 Don't let anybody tell you what to be. 103 00:04:51,628 --> 00:04:54,596 Smackle, the one and only, out. 104 00:04:58,067 --> 00:05:00,702 Well, before I announce the winner, 105 00:05:00,704 --> 00:05:03,638 let me remind you all that our final debate of the season 106 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,840 will be held right here next week, 107 00:05:05,842 --> 00:05:07,876 where our thought-provoking topic will be 108 00:05:07,878 --> 00:05:10,478 "is beauty only skin deep?" 109 00:05:13,883 --> 00:05:15,984 Great, thank you. 110 00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:18,019 So the winner 111 00:05:18,021 --> 00:05:19,888 of today's debate is... 112 00:05:21,023 --> 00:05:22,957 Isadora Smackle, 113 00:05:22,959 --> 00:05:25,126 Einstein academy. 114 00:05:26,996 --> 00:05:29,664 It looks like our debate team could use some help. 115 00:05:29,666 --> 00:05:32,000 Yeah, Smackle's definitely got game. 116 00:05:32,002 --> 00:05:34,669 She beats Farkle every time. 117 00:05:34,671 --> 00:05:36,638 You think he's gotten used to it by now? 118 00:05:41,143 --> 00:05:43,611 (Groaning) It hurts. 119 00:05:43,613 --> 00:05:45,647 Nope. Good thing we're there for him. 120 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:48,183 Being there for him is the most important thing we can be... 121 00:05:50,286 --> 00:05:52,620 - melon balls. - Ooh. 122 00:05:56,592 --> 00:05:58,960 Valiant effort as usual, my arch-Nemesis. 123 00:05:58,962 --> 00:06:01,930 Perhaps a smoothie would take the sting out of my latest victory. 124 00:06:01,932 --> 00:06:03,932 Yeah. Perhaps you're right. 125 00:06:03,934 --> 00:06:05,900 I'll go see. 126 00:06:05,902 --> 00:06:08,737 Smackle, you fool. You forgot how literal he is. 127 00:06:08,739 --> 00:06:10,772 Farkle, I meant 128 00:06:10,774 --> 00:06:12,741 would you like to get a smoothie with me? 129 00:06:12,743 --> 00:06:16,311 Isadora, what part of "arch-Nemesis" do you not understand? 130 00:06:16,313 --> 00:06:18,913 Farkle, you might find this hard to believe, 131 00:06:18,915 --> 00:06:20,882 but I am a significant amount of fun. 132 00:06:20,884 --> 00:06:22,984 Would you like to see my fun face? 133 00:06:22,986 --> 00:06:24,285 That would be of interest to me. 134 00:06:25,621 --> 00:06:27,188 - Proceed. - I'm doing it! 135 00:06:29,792 --> 00:06:32,994 Well, Farkle, good job being smart and everything. 136 00:06:32,996 --> 00:06:35,897 Thanks for coming, Riley. Sorry you had to see me lose again. 137 00:06:35,899 --> 00:06:38,633 Wonderful debate, Farkle. 138 00:06:38,635 --> 00:06:41,569 A memory that will live with me right up until the next thing happens. 139 00:06:45,307 --> 00:06:48,910 Well, Smackle, good job being smart and everything. 140 00:06:50,279 --> 00:06:52,013 (Robotically) I am sad. 141 00:06:53,916 --> 00:06:55,116 What? 142 00:06:56,619 --> 00:06:58,820 Farkle and I are perfect for each other. 143 00:06:58,822 --> 00:07:00,922 - Why does he prefer you? - I don't know. 144 00:07:00,924 --> 00:07:02,924 If I knew, I'd stop. 145 00:07:02,926 --> 00:07:05,160 Well, there's nothing left to do now 146 00:07:05,162 --> 00:07:08,696 but get a smoothie all alone and continue this good cry I'm having. 147 00:07:08,698 --> 00:07:10,865 - You're crying? - Yes. 148 00:07:10,867 --> 00:07:13,067 A-wah a-wah. 149 00:07:13,069 --> 00:07:15,036 I don't think that's actually... 150 00:07:15,038 --> 00:07:16,871 (louder) A-wah a-wah... 151 00:07:16,873 --> 00:07:18,973 (Mumbles gibberish) 152 00:07:20,776 --> 00:07:24,379 Look, I am going to ask you something 153 00:07:24,381 --> 00:07:27,282 really fast and then I'm going to regret it. 154 00:07:27,284 --> 00:07:29,217 You wanna come to my house? 155 00:07:29,219 --> 00:07:31,286 Ooh. 156 00:07:32,621 --> 00:07:34,889 Yes, I would like to come to your house. 157 00:07:34,891 --> 00:07:36,925 There is much I can learn from you. 158 00:07:47,269 --> 00:07:49,637 Oh, no! I already have a weird friend. 159 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:51,940 She means me. 160 00:08:02,284 --> 00:08:05,253 - Auggie? - Why-y-y?! 161 00:08:06,388 --> 00:08:09,090 Does this have something to do with... ucch... Ava? 162 00:08:09,092 --> 00:08:11,292 Ava! 163 00:08:11,294 --> 00:08:13,428 Even when I think of her backwards 164 00:08:13,430 --> 00:08:15,964 she's still Ava! 165 00:08:20,936 --> 00:08:23,071 Okay, tell me what happened right now. 166 00:08:23,073 --> 00:08:25,340 She's through with me. 167 00:08:25,342 --> 00:08:27,809 Oh! Yay! 168 00:08:27,811 --> 00:08:31,980 Even when I think of it backwards it's still yay! 169 00:08:33,782 --> 00:08:36,384 Okay, tell me what... ucch... Ava did. 170 00:08:36,386 --> 00:08:39,420 (Hyperventilating) She said we might not 171 00:08:39,422 --> 00:08:41,823 be together for the rest 172 00:08:41,825 --> 00:08:43,992 of our lives! 173 00:08:43,994 --> 00:08:46,094 Okay, deep breath, honey. 174 00:08:46,096 --> 00:08:49,297 She thinks there could be... 175 00:08:49,299 --> 00:08:51,065 Others. 176 00:08:51,067 --> 00:08:54,002 Honey, of course. That's only natural. 177 00:08:54,004 --> 00:08:55,904 No, it's not. 178 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,972 You're supposed to meet somebody and fall in love 179 00:08:57,974 --> 00:08:59,841 and be together forever. 180 00:08:59,843 --> 00:09:03,144 Oh, honey, who put that crazy idea in your head? 181 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:05,947 You and daddy. 182 00:09:06,882 --> 00:09:12,353 Huh. I wonder how many people the idea of Cory and Topanga has ruined. 183 00:09:12,355 --> 00:09:14,756 Me! 184 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:20,228 Why do I have to be a part of your campaign 185 00:09:20,230 --> 00:09:22,497 to befriend every little woodland creature? 186 00:09:22,499 --> 00:09:24,866 Which woodland creature am I in your mind? 187 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,267 You're like a little gopher... 188 00:09:26,269 --> 00:09:28,836 Chipmunk combo deal. 189 00:09:30,205 --> 00:09:32,206 Maya, Smackle needs our help. 190 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:35,343 Yes. I need you to teach me the equation for beauty. 191 00:09:35,345 --> 00:09:37,879 - Why? - Smackle loves Farkle. 192 00:09:37,881 --> 00:09:39,213 Why? 193 00:09:39,215 --> 00:09:40,982 But he prefers you both to me 194 00:09:40,984 --> 00:09:43,851 because you're both aesthetically pleasing. 195 00:09:43,853 --> 00:09:46,921 I, on the other hand, am less aesthetically pleasing, 196 00:09:46,923 --> 00:09:49,824 but am superior in every other area. 197 00:09:49,826 --> 00:09:52,060 Okay, so you want us to make you beautiful? 198 00:09:52,062 --> 00:09:54,495 Yes, but I don't expect you to be able to change 199 00:09:54,497 --> 00:09:57,031 a trillion years of evolution in five seconds. 200 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:59,968 Let me know when it's four seconds. 201 00:10:00,903 --> 00:10:02,070 Go. 202 00:10:06,976 --> 00:10:09,344 I'm... pretty? 203 00:10:09,346 --> 00:10:12,046 You're the hottest little gopher-chipmunk in the whole forest. 204 00:10:17,353 --> 00:10:19,253 Who's the genius now? 205 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,091 (Unison) Stop it. 206 00:10:32,468 --> 00:10:34,869 My outward appearance now seems to represent 207 00:10:34,871 --> 00:10:37,939 the current trends agreeable to the general populace. 208 00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,702 Then why are you still talking like you don't know what you look like? 209 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,046 Ah, my speech. That's an easy fix. 210 00:10:45,048 --> 00:10:47,081 - I don't think so. - Awesome, 211 00:10:47,083 --> 00:10:49,183 like, giggle, question, omigosh. 212 00:10:50,552 --> 00:10:53,021 Do you wanna lay that out again for us normals? 213 00:10:53,023 --> 00:10:55,990 Observations reveal that if I merely insert "awesome," 214 00:10:55,992 --> 00:10:58,559 "like," "omigosh," and giggle at everything like it's a question, 215 00:10:58,561 --> 00:11:01,095 I will assimilate into the general teenage population. 216 00:11:02,464 --> 00:11:04,232 (Snickers) It's not that easy, Smackle. 217 00:11:04,234 --> 00:11:07,035 - E=mc2. - What did you do that for? 218 00:11:07,037 --> 00:11:09,537 Like "e" totally equals m.C.Squared! 219 00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:11,606 (Giggles) Omigosh, awesome! 220 00:11:14,076 --> 00:11:17,078 - E=mc2. - I understand the universe. 221 00:11:18,013 --> 00:11:19,981 (Mimic explosion) 222 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,587 Is this debate team? 223 00:11:26,589 --> 00:11:29,524 No, it's the after-school male models' club. 224 00:11:29,526 --> 00:11:32,093 - Ha! - Ha! 225 00:11:33,228 --> 00:11:35,463 I want to join. 226 00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,598 (Weakly) Ha! 227 00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:41,002 Shouldn't you be out hitting a home run or something? 228 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,470 We don't debate sports or cars. 229 00:11:42,472 --> 00:11:44,338 Gentlemen, you're making assumptions, 230 00:11:44,340 --> 00:11:46,507 and my current assignment is to consider how assumptions 231 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:48,042 lead to our ultimate downfall. 232 00:11:48,044 --> 00:11:49,605 So let's not judge a book by its cover. 233 00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:52,313 Looks like a book about baseball. 234 00:11:53,449 --> 00:11:56,284 Lucas is my friend. Welcome to the team. 235 00:11:57,653 --> 00:12:00,054 - Ladies. - Farkle. 236 00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:01,589 Maya, why are you wearing glasses? 237 00:12:01,591 --> 00:12:04,025 They're Smackle's. I'm just holding them for her... 238 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,094 On my face. 239 00:12:06,096 --> 00:12:08,996 We want to see if people will treat Maya differently 240 00:12:08,998 --> 00:12:10,570 now that she looks smart. 241 00:12:10,601 --> 00:12:12,930 Hello, suddenly-approachable-woman. 242 00:12:13,902 --> 00:12:15,762 What's your prescription? 243 00:12:15,793 --> 00:12:19,207 Mine's 20/800. I can basically only hear you. 244 00:12:19,209 --> 00:12:21,676 I don't have a prescription. Although I must say, 245 00:12:21,678 --> 00:12:24,479 you guys are looking a lot less blurry. 246 00:12:24,481 --> 00:12:28,116 That's the nicest thing any girl's ever said to us. 247 00:12:29,151 --> 00:12:31,219 I liked you better blurry. 248 00:12:31,221 --> 00:12:34,489 That's the second nicest thing a girl's ever said to us. 249 00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:36,958 I think you look nice any way you are, Maya. 250 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:38,559 Thanks. You wanna go out with us? 251 00:12:43,065 --> 00:12:45,032 Out like "out on a date"? 252 00:12:45,034 --> 00:12:47,568 Aw, no. Out like out there with me and Riley 253 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:49,704 because there's someone else we want to introduce you to. 254 00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,939 Yep. We think you'll really like her. 255 00:12:51,941 --> 00:12:53,975 I have a very specific taste in girls. Is she one? 256 00:12:53,977 --> 00:12:56,110 - Uh-huh. - That'll do it! 257 00:13:00,482 --> 00:13:04,986 Presenting your date from the modeling runways of Paris, France... 258 00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:07,522 the new face of geek chic... 259 00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:11,592 (French accent) Isadora Smackle. 260 00:13:11,594 --> 00:13:13,194 Wow. 261 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:19,808 You made her over? 262 00:13:19,839 --> 00:13:23,404 You know, just us girls playing with our hair and clothes. 263 00:13:23,406 --> 00:13:25,439 Are you finally intrigued by me, Farkle? 264 00:13:25,441 --> 00:13:27,441 I'm intrigued that my friends don't realize 265 00:13:27,443 --> 00:13:29,610 - that you are an evil genius. - (Chuckles) 266 00:13:29,612 --> 00:13:31,979 But a pretty evil genius, don't you think? 267 00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:34,549 This is debate preparation, isn't it? 268 00:13:34,551 --> 00:13:35,238 What? 269 00:13:35,269 --> 00:13:37,985 The next debate is "is beauty only skin deep?" 270 00:13:37,987 --> 00:13:39,987 Smackle doesn't want to be like you guys. 271 00:13:39,989 --> 00:13:42,757 Smackle only wants to win. You ladies have been played. 272 00:13:42,759 --> 00:13:46,627 - Is this true, Smackle? - Affirmative. 273 00:13:46,629 --> 00:13:50,064 Riley, do I please have your permission to mess her up now? 274 00:13:51,099 --> 00:13:52,700 Negative. 275 00:13:52,702 --> 00:13:55,469 Smackle, did you assume this outward change in your appearance 276 00:13:55,471 --> 00:13:57,772 - would not affect your inner self? - Of course it won't. 277 00:13:57,774 --> 00:14:00,174 I am Smackle. 278 00:14:00,176 --> 00:14:03,311 But look, four red nails and one blue one. 279 00:14:03,313 --> 00:14:05,413 I don't know why. 280 00:14:05,415 --> 00:14:08,649 That said, how could any outward change 281 00:14:08,651 --> 00:14:10,685 possibly affect the inner Smackle? 282 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,687 Hi, guys. 283 00:14:13,789 --> 00:14:15,756 Wow, Smackle, you look great. 284 00:14:15,758 --> 00:14:17,158 (Giggles) 285 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:21,095 Did that just come from me? 286 00:14:21,097 --> 00:14:23,030 Smile at her. 287 00:14:23,032 --> 00:14:24,532 Omigosh. 288 00:14:24,534 --> 00:14:26,767 Omigosh, I just said "omigosh." 289 00:14:26,769 --> 00:14:29,437 Like, awesome. Question? 290 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,205 Are you okay, Smackle? 291 00:14:31,207 --> 00:14:33,708 I don't understand what's happening to me. 292 00:14:33,710 --> 00:14:36,043 Why don't you sit next to her, Lucas? 293 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:42,783 No one that's ever looked like you has ever sat this close. 294 00:14:42,785 --> 00:14:45,720 Are you sitting here because you want to be my mate? 295 00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:50,458 I'm sitting here because the seat was empty. 296 00:14:50,460 --> 00:14:53,494 - You smell like pine trees. - Thank you. 297 00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:56,097 - Our feet are touching. - You're doing that. 298 00:14:57,499 --> 00:15:00,201 Hmm. Smackle, would you mind telling me, 299 00:15:00,203 --> 00:15:02,069 what is the square root of 36? 300 00:15:02,071 --> 00:15:05,139 - Who cares? - Excellent. 301 00:15:05,141 --> 00:15:07,842 Lucas is on our debate team. Will that be a distraction to you? 302 00:15:07,844 --> 00:15:10,278 Should be, yeah. 303 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:11,779 Good. Let's go. 304 00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:14,115 We've got a debate to prepare for. 305 00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:20,488 What have you done to me? 306 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:22,423 I'm broken. I'm pretty. 307 00:15:22,425 --> 00:15:24,258 I'm confused. 308 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,093 We can put you back. 309 00:15:26,095 --> 00:15:28,095 Oh, I'm not goin' back! 310 00:15:28,097 --> 00:15:30,298 I'm not that confused. 311 00:15:35,604 --> 00:15:37,672 - Hi, Auggie. - Hi, Farkle. 312 00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,840 Riley's not home. 313 00:15:39,842 --> 00:15:42,710 So what are you doing sitting in the bay window? 314 00:15:42,712 --> 00:15:46,514 I just wanted to see if sitting in the window would fix my woman trouble. 315 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:49,884 Riley always sits in the window. 316 00:15:49,886 --> 00:15:52,353 But I think it only works for her. 317 00:15:52,355 --> 00:15:53,131 What happened? 318 00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:55,790 Ava said we might not be together forever. 319 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:57,792 And you expected that you would be? 320 00:15:57,794 --> 00:16:00,361 Yes, because I'm only this many 321 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,129 and I still have high hopes. 322 00:16:04,132 --> 00:16:06,634 If you like her, she must be really something. 323 00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:09,136 Oh yeah, she's really something. 324 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:11,505 You know, Farkle, we have a front door. 325 00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:13,874 I know, but I'm here on business. 326 00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,478 Okay, who's first? 327 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:19,313 I am. 328 00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:20,614 Farkle, do you have an appointment? 329 00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,850 No, I'm a walk-in. 330 00:16:22,852 --> 00:16:25,820 I'm sorry, Farkle. Feel free to read 331 00:16:25,822 --> 00:16:27,455 one of our waiting room magazines. 332 00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:28,522 We're jammed. 333 00:16:35,197 --> 00:16:36,430 Go. 334 00:16:36,432 --> 00:16:38,799 I want to be with Ava until I die. 335 00:16:38,801 --> 00:16:42,169 - She doesn't feel the same way? - She's vague, man. 336 00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:46,207 She's messin' with my mind. 337 00:16:46,209 --> 00:16:48,943 But it doesn't matter what she says, 338 00:16:48,945 --> 00:16:50,711 it matters is what she does. 339 00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:53,714 - Did she actually break up with you? - No. 340 00:16:53,716 --> 00:16:55,716 What?! Wait a minute. 341 00:16:55,718 --> 00:16:59,653 Auggie, I assumed you guys broke up. 342 00:16:59,655 --> 00:17:02,857 Oh, mom. You should never assume. Didn't dad teach you that? 343 00:17:02,859 --> 00:17:05,326 Yeah, don't you get the home versions of these lessons? 344 00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,862 - You're married to the guy. - Of course I do. 345 00:17:07,864 --> 00:17:10,364 There's just so many of them. 346 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:13,601 Oh no, I married feeny. 347 00:17:16,271 --> 00:17:18,973 So how is Ava messin' with you? 348 00:17:18,975 --> 00:17:21,709 She says we might not be together forever. 349 00:17:21,711 --> 00:17:23,844 But she also says we might. 350 00:17:23,846 --> 00:17:26,213 So you still have a girlfriend. 351 00:17:26,215 --> 00:17:28,949 And I let you eat cake and whipped cream. 352 00:17:30,819 --> 00:17:33,654 Hmm, so I had a pretty good day! 353 00:17:37,592 --> 00:17:38,793 Next! 354 00:17:40,796 --> 00:17:43,230 - Yes? - I'm tortured. 355 00:17:43,232 --> 00:17:43,839 What about? 356 00:17:43,870 --> 00:17:46,267 Smackle's not gonna be at her best at the debate. 357 00:17:46,269 --> 00:17:48,803 - Why not? - Because you made her better. 358 00:17:48,805 --> 00:17:53,240 - Except you didn't. - You want us to change her back? 359 00:17:53,242 --> 00:17:56,744 If we do, Farkle, you'll lose the debate. 360 00:17:56,746 --> 00:17:58,979 I only want to beat her when she's really her. 361 00:17:58,981 --> 00:18:01,582 She's the best arch-Nemesis I could ever have. 362 00:18:01,584 --> 00:18:03,884 Otherwise, if you beat her, 363 00:18:03,886 --> 00:18:05,519 it doesn't count. 364 00:18:05,521 --> 00:18:07,488 You're pretty smart, Maya. 365 00:18:07,490 --> 00:18:10,257 Even without glasses? 366 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,799 - You promised you'd change her back. - We tried. 367 00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:20,901 - She wouldn't go for it. - (Sighs) 368 00:18:23,505 --> 00:18:25,272 I didn't want to win this way, Smackle. 369 00:18:25,274 --> 00:18:27,575 I hope you enjoy being beautiful. 370 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,844 Oh, I do. 371 00:18:30,879 --> 00:18:33,714 How the once-mighty have fallen. 372 00:18:35,584 --> 00:18:38,986 The nation of Troy was charmed by a beautiful wooden horse. 373 00:18:38,988 --> 00:18:41,655 They neglected to consider what was inside. 374 00:18:41,657 --> 00:18:45,726 And they lost everything because of outer beauty. 375 00:18:45,728 --> 00:18:48,729 Don't be fooled by a pretty wrapper. 376 00:18:48,731 --> 00:18:52,366 I mean, who keeps the wrapping paper? 377 00:18:53,301 --> 00:18:54,935 I wear ribbons. 378 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:56,871 Okay. 379 00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:59,673 And our concluding statement will be made by Lucas Friar. 380 00:19:03,778 --> 00:19:05,846 There can be absolutely no debate 381 00:19:05,848 --> 00:19:07,915 that the quest for outer beauty at the expense 382 00:19:07,917 --> 00:19:10,818 of one's inner self is a road to personal destruction. 383 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:13,387 People make assumptions. 384 00:19:13,389 --> 00:19:15,923 I've been labeled a jock and a cowboy, 385 00:19:15,925 --> 00:19:17,892 and this is from my friends. 386 00:19:17,894 --> 00:19:19,560 But here's a little secret. 387 00:19:19,562 --> 00:19:22,997 I like school and I do pretty well. 388 00:19:22,999 --> 00:19:25,933 You might look at me and assume baseball player. 389 00:19:25,935 --> 00:19:29,370 I look at me and I know I'd better get good grades, 390 00:19:29,372 --> 00:19:32,006 because what's on the inside has to be more important 391 00:19:32,008 --> 00:19:34,975 than what's on the outside to get into a good college 392 00:19:34,977 --> 00:19:37,978 and into a good life. 393 00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:41,382 Because beauty is not skin deep. 394 00:19:41,384 --> 00:19:43,651 Thank you. 395 00:19:45,987 --> 00:19:49,657 Omigosh, I'm like so totally unprepared and scared. 396 00:19:49,659 --> 00:19:51,592 We finally got her. 397 00:19:51,594 --> 00:19:54,595 Maybe that's what you would assume I would say, 398 00:19:54,597 --> 00:19:56,897 considering the effort I put into my appearance. 399 00:19:56,899 --> 00:19:58,499 Uh-oh. 400 00:20:00,001 --> 00:20:01,669 I'm here to argue today 401 00:20:01,671 --> 00:20:03,904 that beauty actually is skin deep. 402 00:20:03,906 --> 00:20:06,073 So I've done some research 403 00:20:06,075 --> 00:20:08,375 and I've learned... 404 00:20:08,377 --> 00:20:10,411 That it is. 405 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,881 When you get compliments from people who don't ordinarily compliment you, 406 00:20:13,883 --> 00:20:16,517 when people look at you differently, 407 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,085 packaging does matter. 408 00:20:20,155 --> 00:20:22,056 I wasn't pretty, 409 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,924 then I was. 410 00:20:23,926 --> 00:20:26,760 This is a world where "pretty" 411 00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:29,463 seems better somehow. 412 00:20:29,465 --> 00:20:31,932 Which is too bad, 413 00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:33,400 but it's not debatable. 414 00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:37,538 However, I also learned 415 00:20:37,540 --> 00:20:41,008 that if you get swept up by what you are on the outside 416 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:44,144 you can lose who you are on the inside. 417 00:20:44,146 --> 00:20:48,415 Even though it is easy to be fooled by the beauty of a trojan horse, 418 00:20:48,417 --> 00:20:52,419 its real power comes from the army within... 419 00:20:52,421 --> 00:20:55,022 intelligence, compassion, 420 00:20:55,024 --> 00:20:57,958 integrity, courage. 421 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:01,862 That army is the real you, 422 00:21:01,864 --> 00:21:04,098 no matter what you look like. 423 00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:08,902 So even though beauty may be skin deep, 424 00:21:08,904 --> 00:21:11,905 beauty is nowhere near as important 425 00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:14,508 as the army inside. 426 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,644 And I'll try not to forget that. 427 00:21:22,217 --> 00:21:25,085 Well, look at all of you. 428 00:21:25,087 --> 00:21:28,922 You're all very deeply beautiful. 429 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:32,493 Especially you, Farkle. 430 00:21:34,095 --> 00:21:36,063 Thank you. 431 00:21:40,001 --> 00:21:42,870 - She beat us. - Yeah. 432 00:21:42,872 --> 00:21:44,471 Thank you for taking me in. 433 00:21:44,473 --> 00:21:46,140 I hope we can be friends. 434 00:21:46,142 --> 00:21:48,175 Cool. 435 00:21:48,177 --> 00:21:50,778 We've got a lot to learn from each other. 436 00:22:08,697 --> 00:22:11,131 I continue to not understand anything. 437 00:22:11,133 --> 00:22:13,267 That's what's so beautiful about you. 438 00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:20,741 Valiant effort, Lucas, 439 00:22:20,743 --> 00:22:23,944 perhaps a smoothie would take the sting out of my latest victory. 440 00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:27,614 Whoa whoa, back off, sister. 441 00:22:28,670 --> 00:22:29,950 I actually think that Smackle is 442 00:22:29,952 --> 00:22:32,186 just enjoying some newfound confidence, Riley. 443 00:22:32,188 --> 00:22:33,954 You know me too well, arch-Nemesis. 444 00:22:35,023 --> 00:22:38,726 She was using you to make Farkle jealous! 445 00:22:38,728 --> 00:22:41,595 (Chuckles) Well, that's a new one. 446 00:22:44,299 --> 00:22:46,066 Tell me the truth, Farkle. 447 00:22:46,068 --> 00:22:48,302 If Riley and Maya weren't beautiful, 448 00:22:48,304 --> 00:22:50,137 would you still love them? 449 00:22:50,139 --> 00:22:52,873 They're beautiful? 450 00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,842 Oh yeah, 451 00:22:54,844 --> 00:22:56,210 I never really noticed. 452 00:22:56,260 --> 00:23:00,810 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 33420

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