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Thank you. Thank you very much.
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For my next trick, I'm going to need
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a member of the audience.
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If, uh, we have any... Uh, yes, ma'am.
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(RAP MUSIC PLAYING IN CAR)
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Also, I think the sleight of hand stuff
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doesn't play well
in an audience like that.
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That's... That's an intimate trick.
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Well, I've seen
other magicians pull it off.
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- Have you?
- Yeah.
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And I enjoy doing it, so...
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That's... That's all
that matters, right there.
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Also, it's just not that remarkable
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because you have the time to
search the deck for the card.
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Now, if the card was already on top...
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Okay, how would the card be on top?
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Like, how-how would you even do that?
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- I don't know.
- You don't know?
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- No.
- Okay.
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I don't... I'm not a magician.
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Yeah, well, that's a harder trick.
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Well, maybe practice that one.
I'd be into that.
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The cape was an interesting choice.
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synced and corrected by susinz
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So, do we have any idea
how they got access?
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Yeah, and why'd they use hard wire?
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Seems a little old school...
good for home recording,
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but bad for government bugging.
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DAVEY: I don't want to jump
on a bandwagon here,
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but can we blame the Russians for this?
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They do cheat in skating.
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Mm-hmm. Smarty-pants spies.
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Ha, it's, uh, smart pants.
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LINDA: Smarty-pants.
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No, it's, uh, smart pants.
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I'm wearing some. They're prewired
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to connect my phone to my socks.
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They count my steps.
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- LINDA: Oh, my God.
- LAFREY: Okay, look.
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Whoever bugged our office
was smart enough
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to use analog technology
to evade our scanners.
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MAX: What about the taco place? I mean,
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that was the base of their operation.
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Should we look there?
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LEROY: The key to this is the tacos.
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Find the tacos, find the bad guys.
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- Eat the tacos, job well done.
- LAFREY: I agree.
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Leroy and Max,
do a deep dive on this one.
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Chain of title, who's behind it.
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Bird, Barry, Annie, find prints,
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tire tracks, physical evidenc.
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Ken, Davey, I want you
to go through our own
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surveillance footage and see
if there are any
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disruptions in the system, anomalies.
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Looks like the whole team is here.
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That's good.
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I'm Merv. Merv Minette.
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And I'm Dr. Barry Shaw.
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- Hi. (COUGHS)
- Merv Minette.
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Excuse me, who are you?
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Oh, have you not met?
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This is Merv Minette. Ava LaFrey.
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Acting Assistant Deputy Director.
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Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know that
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we were having visitors today.
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Visitors? You telling me you
didn't know I was coming?
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Well, unbelievable.
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Um, just give me a couple
seconds to finish up here.
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MERV: Of course.
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Let's see, I want someone to review
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the entry logs
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from the past 12 months.
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Probably not necessary.
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LAFREY: Well, it-it could
yield something.
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Hmm. Best not to bother.
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Well, if we don't look through
the entry logs,
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then we have to go through
thousands of hours
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of footage, so...
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Well, maybe watch none of it, then.
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Perhaps we should have
that chat now. (CHUCKLES)
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Okay, everybody,
let's just break this here.
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You all have your team assignments.
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Uh, but, uh, right now just maybe
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put a pin in whatever you're doing.
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Oh, my God, what was that?
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That's the feeling of having
your balls cut off.
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MAX: Okay, that is definitely
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a person getting fired right there.
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Certainly not the body language
of somebody being asked to prom.
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Oh, well, I have to disagree
with you on that one.
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MAX: Ugh, I feel for her.
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I was fired in front of a packed
lecture hall at Stanford,
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carried away by security.
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I was crying, I was kicking...
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vomited, I peed.
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The foil on my yogurt came off,
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and the-the honey part, like,
got in my hair.
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It made me look crazy.
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That's what made you look crazy?
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Yeah.
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No, they can't fire her.
She's been here forever.
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- She wasn't a great boss.
- You're just saying that
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'cause she didn't let you go
to Burning Man.
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ANNIE: Oh, oh, here they come.
Okay, be cool.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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What'd you guys talk about?
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So, um...
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So, I am just gonna say this once.
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Effective immediately, I am taking over
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as director of this department.
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Captain LaFrey here will be sta...
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Is that French Canadian? LaFrey?
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I don't know.
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Uh, Ms. LaFrey has elected to stay on
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in a different capacity.
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No less important, just... (WHISTLES)
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Sir, wh-what about the investigation?
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Yeah, we've got our teams.
We're ready to move.
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Uh, we won't be doing an investigation.
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ALL: What?
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The FBI will handle it.
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I mean, they set up protocol,
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and I think, you know,
why not follow it?
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I think that we are in a better position
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to handle this than the FBI.
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- Annie Carver.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, I worked under your father
for a brief period at DoD.
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A good man, your dad.
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You know, there's a rumor
that recently he...
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he-he made Jared Kushner wear
a dunce cap,
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and he convinced him that it was
an executive wizard's hat.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Yeah...
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You know, I'm not gonna be
cleaning house.
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I'm just gonna take a breath,
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find out what's working,
what isn't working,
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and, you know,
do a little spot cleaning.
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Okay? You know, I have
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four more years... to this day,
as a matter of fact...
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and then I am out.
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Uh, what do you mean
by four years to the day?
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Is today your birthday?
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It is. Okay.
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MAX: Okay,
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why would someone say
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they're not going to clean house
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unless they were thinking
about cleaning house?
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Oh, he's cleaning house.
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Only question is, are we old newspapers
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or a diaper full of boo-boo?
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No, I'm not gonna hold
for one more second.
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Does Director Romslo know that it's me?
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Resigned or replaced?
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H- Hello?
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We all need to be very careful.
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I guess we're gonna have
to get a birthday cake.
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Ooh, for Merv? Lovely. (CHUCKLES)
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- Okay, it seems really unearned.
- No, I-I agree.
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Well, it's not like I want to
get one, but how can we not?
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Either everyone in the office
gets a cake on their birthday,
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or no one does... it's not like
we can pick and choose
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- whose birthday we want to celebrate.
- I never got a cake.
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Well, you won't tell us
when your birthday is.
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That's for my protection.
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Okay, then just pick a day.
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- Just not today.
- I pick today.
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Mr. Max Jennifer.
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That's me.
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- Okay. Um...
- Yeah.
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Majored in astrophysics at MIT.
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- Yeah.
- PhD Caltech.
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Tenured at Stanford.
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It's-It's actually a double major.
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Astrophysics and cinema studies.
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Well, I majored in eliminating
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the enemy in Vietnam.
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I guess you didn't need that
year abroad, then. (CHUCKLES)
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Says here in this report
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that you have seen an alien space craft.
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Is that right? Yeah.
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"It made a sound like...
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babah wabah gishminga."
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Yeah, no, uh, it was actually
more like a "buduguesh."
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You know? I know this is weird,
but you want to think
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about saying all of your vowels
as if they're consonants,
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if that makes sense. "Buduguesh."
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(QUIETLY): Shut up, Max.
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MAX: Buduguesh. Buduguesh.
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- Buduguesh! It...
- I think it's horse baloney.
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Science is slow and methodical.
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Yeah, I... I agree. I'm a scientist.
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Which is why I think we should
follow the evidence
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in this office bugging mystery.
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There is no investigation.
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Okay. I mean, we do know that
the taco stand
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is where it started...
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But it's been handled, Mr. Jennifer.
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It's been handled.
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It's like watching a PETA video.
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MERV: I don't want to waste
taxpayers' money
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to fund your fantasies.
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You know, not for aliens.
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Not for parallel universes.
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And certainly not for...
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(BABBLING GIBBERISH)
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You know, I feel like
you're not even trying
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to get that sound right.
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(EXHALES)
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I went to Burning Man, you know.
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- BARRY: Inhale.
- MERV: Oh, God!
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Oh, my God!
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- MERV: Get... Get that out of here!
- Yeah.
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(QUIETLY): Hey. You find anything?
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Um, not on the taco place,
but check this out.
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We find out that this place is bugged...
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- Will you guys sign his card?
- ...but then the next day...
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Ava calls it in to investigate.
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The next day she's fired.
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That's right. And then Romslo was fired.
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Then she's fired,
we get a brand-new boss
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telling us not to investigate.
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Yeah, not to investigate this
massive security breach.
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Plus he is a total penis
and a giant douche.
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"XOXO"?
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- Did I write XOXO?
- Yeah.
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Definitely on the high end of friendly.
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- Okay, let me do it again.
- No. You can't cross it out.
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I'm not getting another card.
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- Give it to me.
- MAX: No.
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Stop it.
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ANNIE: Uh, usually people sign
the inside of a card.
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I know, but this way,
he takes the card home,
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shows it to his wife,
sees my name, big and bold.
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- Man.
- Listen...
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MERV: Leroy.
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Come on.
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Can I have a card, too?
I've never gotten one.
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I'll get you a card, too.
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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(SIGHS)
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You don't play games, do you?
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You just lay it right out there.
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I lay it out,
spray a little water on it.
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Iron it, hang it up.
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When it's time, put it on, go to work.
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- No games.
- (BLOWS AIR) Indeed.
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You know, let me ask you a question.
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How does a-a decorated LAPD detective
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wind up at a secret underground agency,
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chasing ghosts and goblins?
253
00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,021
Well... (CHUCKLES)
254
00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:48,480
...at least I'm not running it.
255
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,835
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Yeah, would you like to?
256
00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,288
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
257
00:10:52,690 --> 00:10:53,958
LEROY (MUFFLED): No, that's you.
258
00:10:53,959 --> 00:10:55,061
(MUFFLED LAUGHTER)
259
00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:56,999
Yeah, well...
260
00:11:01,273 --> 00:11:02,943
How well do you know these people?
261
00:11:02,944 --> 00:11:05,014
Well, I've only been here
for, like, six months,
262
00:11:05,015 --> 00:11:06,917
but everybody seems pretty solid.
263
00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:10,324
Bird is an odd dude,
but, you know, L. A.
264
00:11:10,325 --> 00:11:11,776
(WHISTLES, CHUCKLES)
265
00:11:12,957 --> 00:11:15,228
Yeah, I-I just need
to know who I can trust.
266
00:11:15,263 --> 00:11:16,932
- You got to know your team.
- That's right.
267
00:11:16,933 --> 00:11:19,638
That's what my dad said.
He's a cop, too.
268
00:11:19,639 --> 00:11:20,773
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
269
00:11:20,774 --> 00:11:22,577
- 30 years.
- Ooh.
270
00:11:22,578 --> 00:11:25,929
When I go in, I'm gonna do it
like Leroy and not you.
271
00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:30,594
- Well, thank you for coming in.
- Yeah.
272
00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:31,797
Good chat.
273
00:11:31,798 --> 00:11:33,801
LEROY: Hey, welcome again.
274
00:11:33,802 --> 00:11:34,869
MERV: I could use that kind of...
275
00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:36,539
that kind of thinking.
276
00:11:36,540 --> 00:11:37,975
LEROY: (CHUCKLES) Right on.
277
00:11:37,976 --> 00:11:38,995
I'll be right up there.
278
00:11:39,020 --> 00:11:40,188
(CHUCKLES) I'll be right here.
279
00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,221
- (LAUGHING): Okay.
- All right.
280
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,848
- Take it easy.
- Yeah, you, too.
281
00:11:43,812 --> 00:11:45,310
Hey, Sleepy.
282
00:11:55,307 --> 00:11:59,051
So... Merv.
283
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,188
- Yep.
- He's the worst, right?
284
00:12:01,189 --> 00:12:02,565
(CLICKING TONGUE)
285
00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,798
Got him laughing. That was a good move.
286
00:12:06,575 --> 00:12:07,963
Strategic.
287
00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:10,039
And that handshake.
288
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:13,747
Man, that was, like, from
the end of a movie or something,
289
00:12:13,748 --> 00:12:15,550
a movie about handshaking.
290
00:12:15,551 --> 00:12:19,073
Max, we had different meetings.
291
00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:21,443
I don't know, maybe it was time of day.
292
00:12:21,444 --> 00:12:24,147
People like me. I have a
quality. I can't shut it off.
293
00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:26,051
I shut mine off.
294
00:12:26,052 --> 00:12:28,790
And by the way, that quality
of yours doesn't work on me.
295
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:31,282
Don't be like that.
296
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:35,537
Uh, all right. Sorry.
297
00:12:36,974 --> 00:12:39,087
Oh, uh, here. Check this out.
298
00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,583
Found the end of the line
on those shell corporations.
299
00:12:41,584 --> 00:12:43,449
One of them has a P. O. box.
300
00:12:44,523 --> 00:12:46,960
- That's not far from here.
- I feel like whoever's box that is,
301
00:12:46,961 --> 00:12:49,264
they must know something
about who bugged this office,
302
00:12:49,265 --> 00:12:51,368
so maybe we stake it out tonight.
303
00:12:51,369 --> 00:12:52,961
He was pretty damn clear.
304
00:12:53,013 --> 00:12:54,583
That investigation is over.
305
00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:58,965
Well, yeah, of course.
306
00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,869
He... he's wrong.
307
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:02,673
Maybe, but he's the boss.
308
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:04,677
The boss gets to be wrong.
309
00:13:04,678 --> 00:13:07,582
The boss sets the agenda.
The boss fires people.
310
00:13:07,583 --> 00:13:09,519
Come on, he's just
a tired, old bureaucrat.
311
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:10,989
He's not gonna actually fire...
312
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:12,592
BOB: No, you go to hell! All right?
313
00:13:12,593 --> 00:13:14,563
17 years here!
314
00:13:16,235 --> 00:13:17,903
I don't believe these people.
315
00:13:17,904 --> 00:13:19,549
Well, I guess that's it, everyone.
316
00:13:19,574 --> 00:13:21,109
Know what? Nice knowing you.
317
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,595
I'm Bob, by the way.
318
00:13:22,626 --> 00:13:24,415
Not Rob, Bob.
319
00:13:35,404 --> 00:13:37,842
Those look like stakeout PB and Js.
320
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,345
Yeah. Maybe.
321
00:13:39,647 --> 00:13:42,820
Or maybe I just need to carb up
before ice skating.
322
00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:45,591
LEROY: Don't do this, Max.
323
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,694
It's stupid.
324
00:13:48,164 --> 00:13:50,413
Is that what Merv said or...
325
00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:53,122
You know, you're just making
this easier for me, actually.
326
00:13:53,147 --> 00:13:55,210
- Thanks for the help.
- Good. Good. I'm glad to help.
327
00:13:55,211 --> 00:13:56,980
Actually making it even more fun.
328
00:13:56,981 --> 00:13:59,385
- Well, well, good.
- And I love making PB and Js,
329
00:13:59,386 --> 00:14:02,587
- but this is making it extra special.
- Mm-hmm, glad to make it fun.
330
00:14:03,328 --> 00:14:04,640
- You hungry?
- Mm-mm.
331
00:14:04,665 --> 00:14:06,277
- You hungry? You want some?
- Hmm. Not at all.
332
00:14:06,302 --> 00:14:07,404
- You want some?
- Nope.
333
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,285
I do. I do. I do.
334
00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,205
Disgusting.
335
00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:15,927
ANNIE: Mr. Minette?
336
00:14:15,952 --> 00:14:17,207
Marv.
337
00:14:17,550 --> 00:14:18,951
Marv or Merv?
338
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:20,829
Merv.
339
00:14:22,368 --> 00:14:25,106
Uh, I just wanted to say,
340
00:14:25,107 --> 00:14:26,877
um, in light of my father...
341
00:14:26,878 --> 00:14:29,715
uh, look, I don't want any sort
of special treatment.
342
00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:32,774
I just want to support you
in any way that I can
343
00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:35,686
and if that means changing up the staff,
344
00:14:35,922 --> 00:14:37,825
then I understand.
345
00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:40,103
Frankly, I was a little unnerved
346
00:14:40,104 --> 00:14:42,140
that the daughter of such
a high-ranking official
347
00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,168
was gonna be watching
everything I do, so...
348
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:45,256
Oh.
349
00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:47,040
I thank you for your understanding
350
00:14:47,065 --> 00:14:49,704
and yes, I will take you up on that.
351
00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:53,998
On what?
352
00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:56,287
Your offer to resign. I accept.
353
00:14:57,538 --> 00:14:58,911
Uh...
354
00:14:59,848 --> 00:15:02,352
uh, don't you want to see
how it goes first?
355
00:15:02,353 --> 00:15:05,124
No. No, if there's a trial period,
356
00:15:05,125 --> 00:15:07,563
then it becomes a, you know,
a personal thing.
357
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:10,398
Oh. Okay.
358
00:15:12,059 --> 00:15:16,467
Um... well, I'm really happy here.
359
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:21,506
And I know that my father
360
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,998
is very proud of his baby girl.
361
00:15:27,536 --> 00:15:31,745
In fact, he was even bragging
about me at the White House.
362
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:38,564
So, we'll see how it goes?
363
00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,762
Great. Great.
364
00:15:44,449 --> 00:15:45,825
A little gift.
365
00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:47,674
He gave you that?
366
00:15:47,699 --> 00:15:49,555
He likes the overhead better.
367
00:15:52,100 --> 00:15:53,871
You know, I can't even confirm
that his badge
368
00:15:53,896 --> 00:15:55,570
is authentic. I can't help but wonder
369
00:15:55,595 --> 00:15:57,146
if I shouldn't detain him
pending confirmation.
370
00:15:57,171 --> 00:15:58,381
- Ava.
- You know, Davey would help me
371
00:15:58,406 --> 00:15:59,438
- and so would Sasha.
- Ava. Ava.
372
00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:00,464
- Well, Sasha wouldn't help me.
- Stop, stop. Ava, Ava, Ava.
373
00:16:00,489 --> 00:16:01,490
- What?!
- Hey, listen.
374
00:16:01,523 --> 00:16:03,067
You need to grab hold of your brain
375
00:16:03,092 --> 00:16:04,762
and give it a good scrub-a-dub.
376
00:16:04,787 --> 00:16:07,290
You messed up, you got demoted.
It happens.
377
00:16:07,315 --> 00:16:09,177
None of that's Merv's fault.
378
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,140
Now take your cleaned-up brain
379
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,275
and write a new chapter for yourself.
380
00:16:13,709 --> 00:16:16,310
ANNIE: ? Happy birthday ?
381
00:16:16,335 --> 00:16:18,076
ALL: ? To you ?
382
00:16:18,376 --> 00:16:22,369
? Happy birthday to you ?
383
00:16:23,272 --> 00:16:28,037
? Happy birthday, dear Merv ?
384
00:16:28,415 --> 00:16:33,322
? Happy birthday to you. ?
385
00:16:36,677 --> 00:16:37,678
(WHOOPING)
386
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,106
- Yeah.
- (WHOOPS)
387
00:16:40,740 --> 00:16:42,967
MERV: Thank you. Thanks. Um...
388
00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:46,343
Well, that was completely unnecessary...
389
00:16:47,576 --> 00:16:51,252
uh, completely and wildly unnecessary.
390
00:16:54,804 --> 00:16:56,207
MAN: Yeah!
391
00:16:59,623 --> 00:17:01,950
So, Minette.
Is that French for "minute"?
392
00:17:01,975 --> 00:17:03,110
You know, like,
393
00:17:03,135 --> 00:17:04,905
(IN FRENCH ACCENT):
"You wait one minette."
394
00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,505
You know? Like...
395
00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:09,385
We haven't had your meeting yet,
have we?
396
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:10,532
Not yet, no.
397
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:13,072
Hey. Hey, mama bear.
398
00:17:13,623 --> 00:17:14,717
(WHISTLES)
399
00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,681
Take it. Go on.
400
00:17:17,846 --> 00:17:19,447
Settling in okay?
401
00:17:19,954 --> 00:17:23,152
Yeah, Barry. I'm all settled in.
402
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,934
Well, thank you, Sasha.
403
00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,539
Thanks, Bird. Everybody.
404
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:31,310
Max, that's-that's very nice.
405
00:17:31,869 --> 00:17:34,649
A little personal, but...
W-where is Max?
406
00:17:34,904 --> 00:17:36,337
- Phone call.
- Dialysis.
407
00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:37,998
? Happy birthday ?
408
00:17:38,023 --> 00:17:39,892
ALL: ? To you ?
409
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:44,603
? Happy birthday to you ?
410
00:17:44,979 --> 00:17:48,660
? Happy birthday, dear Bird... ?
411
00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:50,360
- Oh, my God.
- ? Happy... ?
412
00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:54,116
- MERV: This place is unbelievable.
- LEROY: Mm-hmm.
413
00:17:54,117 --> 00:17:57,056
You know, it's like the basement
of a bouncy castle.
414
00:17:57,775 --> 00:17:59,247
LEROY: Any info from the FBI?
415
00:17:59,272 --> 00:18:01,843
- Hmm?
- The taco stand. The bugging.
416
00:18:02,033 --> 00:18:04,504
Well, I don't think we're gonna
hear much about that.
417
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,713
But they are on it, right?
418
00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:13,290
Nobody wants to deal with who's
been spying on you. Okay?
419
00:18:13,291 --> 00:18:17,230
I mean, it doesn't matter if
it's North Korea or Elmer Fudd.
420
00:18:17,231 --> 00:18:20,505
I mean, any answer is just a headache.
421
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,267
You know...
422
00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:29,459
I think Bird's cake is better than mine.
423
00:18:40,165 --> 00:18:43,555
Ugh. You know Linda, my lab partner?
424
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,931
Yeah, I know who Linda is.
425
00:18:45,932 --> 00:18:47,300
I hate her.
426
00:18:47,301 --> 00:18:48,570
She picks on me.
427
00:18:48,571 --> 00:18:50,173
She takes my things.
428
00:18:50,174 --> 00:18:52,510
She makes terrible fun of my accent.
429
00:18:52,511 --> 00:18:54,782
People don't know. They don't see.
430
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:58,189
Well, you know, you could ask
for her to be transferred.
431
00:18:58,190 --> 00:19:00,614
Ugh. You don't get it.
432
00:19:00,762 --> 00:19:02,259
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- Wh...
433
00:19:04,100 --> 00:19:05,571
- Hey.
- LEROY (OVER PHONE): Hey.
434
00:19:06,393 --> 00:19:08,142
You, uh, want to hang out?
435
00:19:08,143 --> 00:19:11,415
Um, not really, man.
436
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,921
Not really? Even though
you're in your red shirt?
437
00:19:16,059 --> 00:19:19,732
Your red shirt that you like
to look around in,
438
00:19:20,155 --> 00:19:21,809
back and forth.
439
00:19:22,184 --> 00:19:24,747
You look like the lumberjack
from the paper towels.
440
00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:37,097
- Aw.
- (CHUCKLES): Oh.
441
00:19:42,612 --> 00:19:44,381
- Is that your card?
- No.
442
00:19:44,961 --> 00:19:47,856
- It's so weird.
- Nope. Nope.
443
00:19:48,891 --> 00:19:50,359
This is not your card?
444
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:51,933
That's not my card.
445
00:19:52,966 --> 00:19:55,202
- Are you messing with me right now?
- I'm not.
446
00:19:55,203 --> 00:19:57,244
Think you got to go back to
the drawing board, homes.
447
00:19:57,269 --> 00:19:59,071
- Oh, wait a second.
- What?
448
00:20:00,286 --> 00:20:02,101
It's in your sun visor.
449
00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:04,974
If that card is up there,
450
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,573
I swear to God, I'm gonna scream.
451
00:20:06,574 --> 00:20:08,578
- (SCREAMS)
- (LAUGHS)
452
00:20:11,851 --> 00:20:13,219
- That's a good one, man.
- Yeah.
453
00:20:13,220 --> 00:20:14,396
- Good job.
- Yeah.
454
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:16,190
- How did you do this?
- I've been practicing.
455
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,853
- Wow. Okay, you got me.
- Thank you.
456
00:20:18,938 --> 00:20:20,607
- You got me.
- I'm glad.
457
00:20:20,936 --> 00:20:22,205
Hey.
458
00:20:23,481 --> 00:20:25,045
Is that the right box?
459
00:20:27,676 --> 00:20:29,424
MAX: Yeah, that's our guy.
460
00:20:35,559 --> 00:20:37,581
- Hey. Excuse me?
- (GUNSHOT)
461
00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:40,896
- Whoa! Oh!
- What the hell?
462
00:20:42,962 --> 00:20:44,348
(GUNSHOTS)
463
00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:45,575
(YELLS)
464
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:47,956
Drone!
465
00:20:49,574 --> 00:20:50,855
(YELLS)
466
00:20:51,831 --> 00:20:53,467
(TIRES SCREECHING)
467
00:20:56,748 --> 00:20:58,718
- The sniper's gone.
- What?
468
00:21:01,944 --> 00:21:03,540
Dude!
469
00:21:04,300 --> 00:21:06,160
(SHIVERS) What do you say?
470
00:21:06,513 --> 00:21:09,081
Should we call it? Doesn't look
like they're turning up.
471
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:10,214
(SHIVERS)
472
00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:11,414
Boys?
473
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:15,246
Boys? I'm-I'm so tired.
474
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:20,514
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