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So, the Aldridge Mansion is the only
19th century home in New York City
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preserved both inside and out.
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At the time of its construction,
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it was one of the most
elegant homes in existence.
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Um, interesting fact. This
grandfather clock was on the Titanic
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and was saved by Sir Aldridge.
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A Romanian woman and
her child were forced
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to leave the lifeboat
to make room.
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Uh, over here,
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you can imagine Sir Aldridge
entertaining his wealthy guests.
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It's said that, in this
very room, P.T. Barnum
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first had the idea to
enslave elephants.
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And if you'll follow me...
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Now, I'm gonna tell you
something a little spooky.
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On the morning of October 25th,
1894, Sir Aldridge awoke, furious,
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when his breakfast was
not waiting for him.
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So he called to his servants,
but none of them responded.
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Why?
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Because, during the
night, one by one,
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they had each been stabbed
to death in their sleep.
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It was later discovered
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they were murdered by
his eldest daughter,
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Gertrude Aldridge.
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Sir Aldridge once
wrote in his diary,
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"I know God makes no mistakes,
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"but I believe he may have been drunk
when he built Gertrude's personality."
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Now, to spare the family
public humiliation,
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instead of turning her
in to the police,
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they locked her
in this basement.
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And they fed her...
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...through this slot.
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Years later, when a
new owner moved in,
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they dug out her remains.
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But, after repeatedly
hearing strange sounds,
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he sealed it shut.
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That's right. No one has
opened this door since then.
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Okay.
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Follow me.
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Maybe steer clear of the door.
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Sorry, Sir Aldridge. I
got to get out of here!
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Oh, Garret, you idiot.
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No.
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No.
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No! No! No!
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No! No!
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No!
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Daniel. Teresa.
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Dr. Roberts. Robert, hello.
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- Erin, sweetheart. Hi.
- Hello, Phil.
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- Good morning, Jack.
- Hi.
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- Did you hear the news?
- Tell me.
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I'm lecturing in the
big hall today.
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- Darling, that's wonderful.
- I know.
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- This is what you're wearing?
- What?
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I have someone I
want you to meet.
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Phyllis, I would like to
introduce Erin Gilbert.
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She specializes in theoretical
particle physics.
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I'm a huge fan.
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This is such an
honor to meet you.
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Phyllis is guest lecturing in
Daniels' astrophysics and cosmology.
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Wow.
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Erin just learned she's
being published.
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Yes, well, I'm very proud.
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I don't allow my lab to
submit to journals anymore.
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I think journals tamper
with the process
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and ultimately hurt
scientific research.
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Yeah. It's like when
scientists get caught
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up, you know, in
those dumb awards.
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- You know...
- Oh, awards are massively important.
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Yes, no, I was saying it'd be
dumb not to go after awards,
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'cause that's where
science really shines.
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It's, unfortunately, the only way
to draw attention to good science.
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- Excellent point.
- Mmm-hmm.
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All right. I should be going.
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Hey, Simon.
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Well, I'm going to
lecture right now
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in the big hall.
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It's good that it's big,
too, 'cause I've got
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a lot of big ideas I'm
going to be spreading.
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Hey, good luck on your tenure review.
Make me proud.
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Fingers crossed.
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Not that crossing your fingers
means anything, 'cause it doesn't.
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Oh, I couldn't disagree more.
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It's been proven that superstitions can
have tremendous performance benefits.
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Exactly. I'm wrong
about everything.
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All right. Well, I'm
gonna try to get out
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of here without stepping
on these cracks.
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I don't want my mom
calling me, like...
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Oh, see, when they change
direction, you've got to...
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So, you know her?
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Oh! Ding dong.
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Yeah.
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Sean, that is an
excellent question.
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As you can see from
my calculations,
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we will soon be able to combine general
relativity and quantum theory.
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Teaching in the big hall.
Big day.
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Big hall. Big hall. Big hall!
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Big hall!
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Sorry to interrupt, but I need to speak
to you about something you wrote.
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Um...
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I'm sorry. Uh, yes. What, um...
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What publication?
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I'm talking about your book.
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Mmm...
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Book. Um...
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I'm sorry, I don't
know what you mean.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, my
class will be here any minute.
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You're Erin Gilbert, right?
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Co-author of Ghosts
from Our Past:
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Both Literally and Figuratively:
The Study of the Paranormal?
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I think you're looking for
a different Erin Gilbert.
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One that likes very long titles.
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Okay. But this really
does look like you.
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What? No.
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Yeah, that's me.
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Look, it was a very
long time ago,
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and it was just a gag between
a couple of friends.
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I'm sorry.
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A 460-page gag?
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The first sentence is,
"This is not a joke."
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What do you want?
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Well, I'm Ed Mulgrave.
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I'm the historian at the Aldridge
Mansion, and I believe it's haunted.
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If you could just
come take a look.
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I tried the police, but
I just sound crazy.
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I'm sorry. That book you're
holding is utter nonsense.
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I don't even know how you got that.
I thought I burned both copies.
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It's on Amazon. Both
hard copy and e-book.
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- What?
- It's on Books on Tape, too.
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Only, I know how to read.
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Is it now?
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No!
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No, no, no, no, no. I'm
gonna kill you, Abby.
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- Oh.
- Erin.
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Hi! Oh, Dr. Filmore. Hello, hi.
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We're set for the final review
of your tenure case on Thursday.
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Great.
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But I saw that you had a
recommendation letter
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from Dr. Branum at Princeton.
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- Uh...
- Their science department
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is really not what
it used to be.
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And I would consider getting a referral
from a more prestigious college.
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More prestigious than Princeton?
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Yes.
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Um, hmm.
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You see, I think you're an
asset to modern physics,
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but I would hate to see you
throw it down the drain.
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No. No, no, no, sir. I won't
throw it down the drain.
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And I will get on that letter.
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Yes. Princeton. More like
Prince-tons of dummies go there.
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About your clothes...
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Yes? Did you...
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Uh...
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Too sexy for academia?
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Never mind.
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No, no, no. What is it?
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- Never mind!
- I don't...
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Abby. You promised you
wouldn't do this.
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"Abigail continues her passion
for the study of the paranormal
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"at the Kenneth P. Higgins
Institute of Science."
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Come on, F7!
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Are you kidding me?
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Hello?
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I've been waiting a long time.
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Has been a while, hasn't it?
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Hope you brought me
more than one wonton.
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Excuse me? Oh.
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Huh.
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Well, well, well.
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Erin.
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Abby.
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Bennie.
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Yes, I know who you are, Bennie.
Can I just...
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Can I have my lunch that I've
been waiting an hour for?
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You know they make smaller
headphones now, right?
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It's an advance in science.
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Thank you for asking.
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Probably the future
you're looking at.
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Here you go.
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Why don't you show Miss
Gilbert to the door.
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Oh, it's just the same
door we came in from.
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Yeah, I know how to get out.
It's figurative.
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It's really not that hard.
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- No, I'm okay.
- Don't.
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- I tried.
- Poorly.
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You put our book online
without my permission.
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I don't need your permission.
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Of course you need my permission.
I wrote that book with you.
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My name is on it.
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No. Absolutely not.
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That book is a whole new
revenue stream for me.
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And I'm, like, one-tenth away from
getting a new mini fridge in here.
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Look, I am up for
tenure right now.
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Ooh, "I'm up for tenure."
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And if my colleagues at Columbia
University google my name,
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that is the first
thing that comes up.
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Along with a ghost emoji
now, thank you very much,
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- that does a little dance.
- You know what?
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That book was our baby.
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And you abandoned that baby
before it even learned to fly!
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Okay, well, books can't fly.
And neither can babies, so...
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You don't know.
I'll tell you what.
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If I had a human baby
that could fly, I
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wouldn't be telling
the press about it.
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If I had a flying baby, I'd
zip this, and so would you.
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There is no experimental backing
for anything in that book.
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And it makes me look
like a crazy person.
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- God! Are you kidding me?
- What?
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I got one wonton!
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I got a tub of soup, and
I got one split wonton.
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Look at that, just
floating there.
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I'm sorry you're having a
soup crisis right now.
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There's not even any meat in there.
That's just a carrot.
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Abby, please.
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- Yes.
- Abby!
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I got one wonton!
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What do I have to do?
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I will take my top off for Bennie
if it gets me three more wontons.
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I swear to God.
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You carry a lot of tension
in your shoulders.
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I'm sorry, hello? Who are you?
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Holtzmann. Virgo.
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Avid skier. Gluten-full.
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And 100% jazzed to meet you.
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Don't get too close
to her, Holtzmann.
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She'll ask you to write a book, and
then she'll squash your dreams.
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Okay.
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Holtzmann works with
me here in the lab.
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She's a brilliant
engineer and very loyal.
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She would not abandon you.
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I get it.
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She also happens to specialize in
experimental particle physics.
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- Oh.
- She was almost hired by CERN.
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That's very impressive.
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Uh, what happened?
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- There was a lab incident.
- But he's gonna wake up.
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- He woke up yesterday.
- Great.
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Then he screamed and
went back into a coma.
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Well, I bet all that
screaming tuckered him out.
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Um, can we get back to
our discussion please?
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Oh, gosh, it sounds like a great
time, but I'm gonna have to say no
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because Holtzmann and I
are really busy here
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actualizing what we just
theorized about in our book.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We're incredibly close on the hollow
laser for the reverse tractor beam.
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Really close.
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You're making a
reverse tractor beam?
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Abby, why don't you let
her listen to the EVP.
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- What EVP?
- No. Not... There's no EVP.
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- EVP is electro...
- Electro voice phenomenon.
251
00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:16,752
I'm familiar. I
know what it means.
252
00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:19,354
And there's never been
one substantiated.
253
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,317
Oh, there hasn't? There
hasn't been one...
254
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:22,833
You know what? You come with me.
255
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,036
With a suit on and
you get so cocky.
256
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:29,949
A few months ago, we spent eight
nights at the Chelsea Hotel.
257
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,189
We didn't get anything.
258
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,198
Well, we didn't think so.
259
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:37,114
And then later, in the lab, when
we were reviewing these tapes...
260
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,936
- Wow, you really got me.
- You know what?
261
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,456
Usually we can't even
get people over here.
262
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,416
- But we have never...
- She came right over to it.
263
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,238
Never had anybody actually put their
face down close to the machine.
264
00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:59,232
It's a cool joke. That was funny.
It's disgusting.
265
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,776
Is it more or less disgusting if I
tell you it came from the front?
266
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,110
- Oh, you didn't... Oh.
- I can do it live if you want.
267
00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:06,997
What's next? You gonna
give me a wedgie?
268
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:11,472
No. I think both of us pretty much feel
you have enough stuck up your butt.
269
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:12,915
Burn!
270
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,856
Okay, you know what, I thought we
could have an adult conversation,
271
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,632
but apparently we can't.
272
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,029
Erin, if you don't believe
in this stuff anymore,
273
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,076
then why were you
looking for the book?
274
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:27,199
A man came to see me at my work
saying his building was haunted.
275
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760
What building?
276
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,432
The Aldridge Mansion.
277
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,636
It's obviously a joke.
278
00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:36,313
What are you doing?
279
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,435
Uh!
280
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:38,656
See, this is, this is exactly...
281
00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:40,557
- You want to go find some ghosts?
- Yes.
282
00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,040
Break!
283
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,120
Ooh!
284
00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,190
- Wait, you're going?
- I got the pack.
285
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,837
Abby! Please, Abby. The book.
286
00:15:50,920 --> 00:15:52,751
Come on. Let's go!
287
00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,114
I'm not going with you guys.
288
00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,792
Oh, no. Are you kidding?
289
00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,279
You were never invited!
290
00:15:57,360 --> 00:15:59,669
I need you out of the lab,
so I can lock the door.
291
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,115
Oh. Well, you said
"let's," so...
292
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,656
- Oh, my God. Just pull the...
- We're wasting time.
293
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,176
Just close the door
behind you, it'll lock!
294
00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,519
Abby, wait!
295
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,553
Hey! Taxi!
296
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:10,474
- Hey! Hey!
- Abby.
297
00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,039
Abby, come on.
298
00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:14,156
Please, Abby, just take the book down.
Please.
299
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,913
All right, all right,
300
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,231
but you have to introduce us to
this guy at the Aldridge Mansion.
301
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,560
Yes, he would love to meet you.
302
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,795
Then I will consider, maybe,
303
00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,952
taking the book down until
you get your stupid tenure
304
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,393
at your stupider college.
305
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,710
Absolutely. Yes, I will.
Yes, of course!
306
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,349
You got it?
307
00:16:37,280 --> 00:16:39,191
Excuse me! Excuse me!
308
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:40,709
We're not open.
309
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:42,552
- Can I help you?
- Yes. Hi.
310
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:43,959
We're looking for Ed Mulgrave.
311
00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,713
- I wanted to introduce these people to him.
- Hi there.
312
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:48,518
He came to see me this morning.
313
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,511
- Ed Mulgrave?
- Yes.
314
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:53,160
But Ed Mulgrave
died 15 years ago.
315
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,032
- Yes! That's awesome!
- What?
316
00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:56,678
Dead for 15 years!
317
00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,955
Ed's a ghost! Ha! Knew it!
318
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,599
I just saw him today... Oh.
319
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:02,595
He's...
320
00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:04,189
So, who is this?
321
00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:06,396
That's Ed's son. Ed Junior.
322
00:17:06,480 --> 00:17:08,256
Okay. That's obviously who I meant.
That's...
323
00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,462
Hi, Junior. If I may,
uh, when is the last
324
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,820
time the paranormal
entity was actually seen?
325
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:16,839
And if you were to rank it, let's
say between probably a T1 and T5...
326
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:20,037
Garret here saw it on Tuesday, and I
believe it made him soil himself.
327
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,190
- Jesus.
- Wow. Soiling.
328
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,032
I'd put that at a T3.
329
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:25,634
T4, if it was poop.
330
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,216
- What?
- Unless you ate something weird.
331
00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:28,434
Then it wasn't the ghost.
332
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,636
Kinda hard to suss that out
after the fact though.
333
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,948
I didn't soil myself.
334
00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:34,840
He did. He called me sobbing, saying,
"Oh, my God, my pants are toast."
335
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:37,354
Did you happen to keep a
sample of the soiling?
336
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,475
A sample?
337
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:39,096
Okay. All right.
338
00:17:39,121 --> 00:17:40,536
I'd love to get
that back to the lab.
339
00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:43,279
Well, uh, so I have
made the introduction.
340
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,793
- Yeah, thank you.
- There you go.
341
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,776
All right, well, how 'bout you
take us across the street.
342
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,314
I got to get in there, set up.
Let's go on a tour.
343
00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:50,480
Uh...
344
00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,993
You're gonna die in there.
345
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:54,239
Aldridge Mansion. Take one.
346
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,117
And we are rolling.
347
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,156
Checking the settings.
We look good.
348
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,195
What is that?
349
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,033
Looks like one of those things
that makes cotton candy.
350
00:18:03,120 --> 00:18:04,997
It's a PKE meter.
351
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:08,876
There's a ghost anywhere around
here, this baby's gonna find it.
352
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:10,315
Does it work?
353
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,670
Uh, yeah, it works.
354
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:16,435
I just haven't had the appropriate
proximity to an entity for it to work.
355
00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:17,999
Strange reading here.
356
00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,119
Ma'am, can you tell us where you
got the world's tiniest bow tie?
357
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,350
Uh, it came with the shirt.
358
00:18:25,760 --> 00:18:29,070
Okay, somebody really doesn't
want us getting in that door.
359
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:31,616
Can you tell us what it's like to
walk around in those shoes all day?
360
00:18:31,640 --> 00:18:33,756
- It's not fun.
- All right.
361
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,110
Oh, Holtzmann, check this out.
362
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,349
Hold your ponies.
363
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:00,953
All right. Good gag.
364
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,553
Hey, are you getting that?
365
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,675
Very funny.
366
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,672
Is everything a
joke to you guys?
367
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:07,989
Just your mama.
368
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,230
No, actually, I think
the world of your mom.
369
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,311
You guys put all that
gooey stuff on the floor.
370
00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:15,269
You opened the basement door.
You tried to freak me out.
371
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,958
We did not open the
basement door...
372
00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:19,235
Basement door is open.
373
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:22,829
- I didn't open it. Did you open it?
- I did not open it.
374
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:26,056
You know what, it was probably Ed. And
the guy who didn't poop his pants.
375
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,513
Uh-uh-uh-uh.
376
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,794
Look over there.
377
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,878
I didn't even know it did that.
378
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,828
Oh. Ah.
379
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,876
- I... My ears just...
- Mine just popped, too.
380
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,960
That is definitely...
381
00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,678
- An AP-xH shift. Yes!
- Shift.
382
00:19:43,760 --> 00:19:46,274
- I mean, for sure. That's...
- Uh, guys?
383
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,592
I don't think we're alone.
384
00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:49,908
Holy crap.
385
00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,473
Let me have the camera.
Thank you.
386
00:19:51,560 --> 00:19:52,595
Okay.
387
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,872
How can you be eating right now?
388
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,313
Once you pop...
389
00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,558
Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
390
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,472
Good God.
391
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,232
Class 4 apparition.
392
00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,833
Distinct human form.
393
00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,797
This can't be happening.
394
00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:20,472
Oh, it's happening, all right.
395
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,480
That's the most beautiful
thing I have ever seen.
396
00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:27,639
I'm gonna try to talk to it.
397
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,549
Just be careful, she
could be malevolent.
398
00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,517
Yeah, just make sure
you're recording it.
399
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:35,113
- Yeah, I'm getting it all.
- Okay.
400
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:36,519
Just be cautious.
401
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:39,035
I think she wants to
communicate with us.
402
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,400
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.
403
00:20:41,120 --> 00:20:42,997
It's okay. She seems peaceful.
404
00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:45,679
Hello.
405
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,593
I think you're gorgeous.
406
00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,554
Hello. Hi.
407
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,759
Um, my name is Erin Gilbert, Doctor
of Particle Physics at Columbia...
408
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,432
- Yes!
- Oh, God!
409
00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:08,748
She's getting away! Come on!
410
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:12,078
- Hurry, hurry!
- Run!
411
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,256
- Get it, get it!
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
412
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,032
- Where'd it go? Where'd it go?
- There!
413
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,200
Oh!
414
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:22,033
What just happened?
415
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,678
Abby, what just happened?
416
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,674
I'll tell you what just happened.
We saw a ghost.
417
00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,016
- We saw a ghost!
- Yeah, we saw a ghost!
418
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,678
We saw a ghost! Oh, my God!
419
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:32,273
- We saw a ghost.
- We saw a ghost!
420
00:21:32,840 --> 00:21:34,637
Oh, my God, we saw a ghost!
421
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:38,152
We were right! We weren't crazy!
422
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,674
- Oh. Oh.
- Oh. Oh.
423
00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,633
We saw a ghost!
424
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,517
Ghosts are real!
Ghosts are real!
425
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,136
I believe in ghosts
'cause I just saw one!
426
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,400
They're real!
427
00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,318
Who is that?
428
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,834
- Dr. Bronstein saw this on Reddit.
- Hmm.
429
00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,631
It was re-blogged from a
site entitled Ghost News.
430
00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,231
Not a publication I'd heard of.
431
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,073
I hope you understand that
when we give someone tenure...
432
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:07,879
Oh, I accept your tenure.
433
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,794
When we give someone tenure,
they represent this institution.
434
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:15,550
But this is just not what
this institution is about.
435
00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,116
Ah, Dr. Gibbons.
436
00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,836
Found mold in my office,
so I gotta move.
437
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:25,673
Don't tell anyone. I don't want
people to panic or anything.
438
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:26,954
Kids, hello.
439
00:22:27,040 --> 00:22:30,430
I didn't get fired. Even though I
have the old plant in the box.
440
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,273
Margaret, hi. Just taking
my plant out for some air.
441
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:37,871
Just like to carry it in this box
with all my other personal stuff.
442
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,310
Phil. Phil. Hi. Phil, um...
443
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:44,039
If you turn around, you'll see me.
I'm right behind you.
444
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,951
Oh, yeah. He's looking
at that chart.
445
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,976
Couldn't figure that out, either.
Call me when you figure that out.
446
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,558
Haven't been able to.
447
00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:51,874
Samantha. Hi. How are you?
448
00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:55,350
Ugh. Sixty. Seventy.
449
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,576
Sometimes, I like to put all my
stuff from my office in a box
450
00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,797
and just do some exercises and
just use it as weights. Eighty.
451
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,795
Well, I hope you're happy.
452
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:08,119
That video you
posted got me fired.
453
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:09,800
Fired!
454
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:15,153
- No! God, no! We will all die.
- Turn to ash from the inside out.
455
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,470
- What?
- Put it down. Carefully.
456
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:22,676
- Put it... Put it down... Oh, my God.
- Fired!
457
00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,995
After years,
458
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,789
years of hard work.
459
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,108
And ass-kissing.
460
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,236
God, I kissed so many
different kinds of asses.
461
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,471
Erin, we're sorry that
you lost your job.
462
00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:36,313
But, I mean, there is kind of a
glass is half full aspect of it.
463
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,516
I mean, we saw a real ghost.
464
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:40,079
You know, and she was beautiful.
465
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,158
Till she dislocated her jaw and
ecto-projected all over you.
466
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:45,834
Yeah, that stuff went everywhere,
by the way, in every crack.
467
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,311
But, I got to say, even that was
kind of spectacularly beautiful.
468
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:54,510
I did detect a heavy
ionization discharge.
469
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:55,600
I mean, I could smell it.
470
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:59,559
A full-torso transmogrification
with corporeal aggression.
471
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,517
I mean, how often
does that happen?
472
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:03,431
I mean, they want us to
be quiet about that?
473
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,397
We are not gonna be
quiet about that.
474
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,677
And it's not just us. We have
over 100 comments already.
475
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:10,119
And they're not all crazies.
476
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,600
Come here, I want
to show you this.
477
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:15,033
Read that.
478
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,714
"Ain't no bitches gonna
hunt no ghosts."
479
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,358
Oh, no, no. Okay.
480
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,078
The one below it.
481
00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:24,755
This woman is describing a
Class 3 haunting in her house.
482
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,195
She can't just move. She
can't call the police.
483
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,136
She can't call her friends.
Who's she gonna call?
484
00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,151
Ghost Jumpers!
485
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:33,736
Tonight, the Ghost Jumpers make
contact with the ghost of Bigfoot.
486
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,716
God! These phonies!
487
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,028
I mean, you know what?
488
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:39,711
These guys are the
reason you got fired.
489
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:43,873
It's because of stuff like this that makes
it impossible for us to do our real work.
490
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:46,719
This cannot be the best
option for people.
491
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,951
Okay, we are on the cusp of
something here, a real discovery.
492
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:54,759
Unlike Columbia, this
institute is 100% behind us.
493
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:55,909
Really?
494
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:00,232
Erin, this is what we have dreamed
about since we were little kids.
495
00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:04,831
I know that if you come and join us
here, they are gonna be so pumped.
496
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,434
We just have to go upstairs
and ask for more money.
497
00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:10,478
I just honestly didn't realize
your department still existed.
498
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,074
- What?
- Come on, ghosts?
499
00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,439
I will not let the 12-year reputation of
this fine institution be besmirched by you!
500
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:22,549
Oh, come on! Suddenly this place
has a classy reputation to uphold?
501
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:25,438
You're only dean now because
the last dean went to jail.
502
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:27,317
Are you saying that
I'm not qualified?
503
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,595
You spell science with a "Y ".
504
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:33,434
And what's upsetting about that is I
don't think you know that that's wrong.
505
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,671
This is an institution
of higher learning.
506
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,637
And if you guys want
to study "ghosts,"
507
00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:42,269
do it somewhere else, because
I have two words for you.
508
00:25:42,360 --> 00:25:43,793
Let me guess, "Get out"?
509
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:46,519
- No, he's gonna say "suck it."
- He's not gonna say "suck it."
510
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,159
Suck it.
511
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:49,856
- You were right.
- You know...
512
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:51,029
Oh, my gosh.
513
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,314
I think it might be a ghost.
514
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,278
Oh, no, it's not.
It's just a bird.
515
00:25:55,360 --> 00:25:56,679
Bye. There's the door.
516
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,955
Later days. Can you hear this?
Let me turn it up.
517
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:02,799
Oh, my God.
518
00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,395
This is incredibly
immature behavior.
519
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,229
Caught it.
520
00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,992
Just a minor setback.
521
00:26:12,080 --> 00:26:14,389
You know what, guys? I think
we can really do this.
522
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:17,631
We can become the first scientists to
prove the existence of the paranormal.
523
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,910
All we have to do is find
an entity and capture it
524
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,992
and bring it into a controlled
environment. That's all!
525
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,597
Hey! There's the Erin I remember.
Welcome back.
526
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,796
- Thank you.
- Nice.
527
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,616
Okay, we should probably get
this equipment out of here.
528
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,816
- They're gonna want it back.
- I thought this stuff was yours.
529
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:33,955
- All stolen.
- No...
530
00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:36,315
Hey! That worthless garbage
belongs to this school!
531
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,278
Scatter! Scatter! Scatter!
532
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,273
Go, go, go, scatter!
533
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:49,035
Hey. Uh, good morning.
534
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:50,439
Okay.
535
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,195
Hey, how you doing, sir?
Got a Metro...
536
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:56,511
Hey. That's a dope jacket, man.
I got that jacket.
537
00:26:56,600 --> 00:26:58,875
You know what? It's a sweater.
I made a mistake.
538
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,279
You have a good day, all right?
539
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:03,195
Whoa. Hey! How you doing, man?
540
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,838
They'll always ignore you.
541
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:09,835
They are walking sewage, concerned
only with their own trivial matters.
542
00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:11,189
Okay. Um...
543
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,600
When the Fourth
Cataclysm begins,
544
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:16,719
laborers, such as yourself, will be
among the last led to the butchery.
545
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,995
So, make the most
of your extra time.
546
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,109
You are just a bundle
of joy, ain't ya?
547
00:27:23,200 --> 00:27:25,589
You have a good day
with your crazy ass.
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