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- Mm!
- To us.
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We sold two condos in
Coral Gables in one day.
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Well, you did all the work, though.
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You managed the hell
out of those listings.
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Good management is second nature to me.
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Like, if I were managing this bar,
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I'd put up a football banner,
get some men in here.
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It's all ladies.
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Yeah, by choice.
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See?
That's why you're a bad manager, Deb.
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You're ignoring 50% of the population.
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How are these women gonna meet anyone?
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Unh-unh-unh. No minors allowed.
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NICOLE: Uh, sorry. I was just...
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Nicole?
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What are you doing here?
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Honey, Mrs. Huang!
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I, uh...
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I just love alcohol.
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Honey,
I saw a Lifetime movie about this.
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You've got to put her in rehab
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before she stabs you and your husband
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to get the key to the liquor cabinet!
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Okay, I didn't come here to drink.
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I heard the Denim Turtle
has a softball team
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and I wanted to sign up.
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How do you even know about this place?
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[EXHALES DEEPLY]
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I need to talk to you.
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[GLASS CLINKS, WOMEN MURMURING]
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Kristen, get that bottle of champagne.
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Barb, get that cot ready in the back.
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We've got to be prepared
for this to go either way.
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Bev, you set?
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It's either gonna be B4 or C29.
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Um, I've been wanting to
tell you this for a while,
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but I could never find the right time.
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But maybe there's never a right time.
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So...
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I'm gay.
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Oh, Nicole. Come here.
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[APPLAUSE]
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C29, baby!
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? Come to my window ?
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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? Crawl inside,
wait by the light of the moon ?
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What do you mean you're gay?
You're not a man.
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She's not a man.
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? I'll be home soon ?
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You mean it can go the girl way?
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? Keeping my eyes... ?
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S04E06
A League of Her Own
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? Fresh off the boat ?
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? I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ?
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? If you don't know,
homey, now you know ?
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? Fresh off the boat ?
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? Homey,
you don't know where I come from ?
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? But I know where I'm goin' ?
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? I'm fresh off the boat ?
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sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
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So far, I've only told Eddie.
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I sent a letter to Jodie Foster,
but I haven't heard back.
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Well, I'm glad you told me.
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You know I'll always support you.
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How about Patrick Swayze in
"Dirty Dancing"?
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Again, I'm not attracted to any men.
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Wow.
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Have you thought about telling your dad?
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Oh, I've tried to tell him.
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A few times.
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Dad,
there's something I have to tell you.
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Hmm?
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I...
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I want a bass guitar.
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I...
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need a new tent.
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I'm a Wiccan.
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My dad thinks I'm a musical
witch who loves to camp.
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Oh, so that's why he keeps
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giving you all those Stevie Nicks CDs.
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I do want to tell him, though.
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I just have to find the right time.
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You'll know when it's right.
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What's the big deal? Just tell him.
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It's not that simple.
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This is Marvin we're talking about,
right?
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I'll tell him.
Hey, Deb, give me the phone.
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I'll call him. I'll tell him right now.
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Wait, no. Jessica,
that's the worst thing anyone can do.
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Nicole has to come out to
Marvin when she's ready.
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Thanks.
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Honestly,
I'm just happy telling you went well.
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I feel like I can relax
and focus on softball.
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Team Cattleman's!
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The Greater Orlando Bar and Restaurant
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Softball Tournament is here!
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Play ball!
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? Y'all ready for this? ?
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Evan, Emery, and Hector
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are wearing our brand-new
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1997 Cattleman's Ranch
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softball team uniforms,
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featuring three kinds of Lycra
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and extra-long jerseys!
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Emery, why don't you tell us
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who we're playing
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in the first round?
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We're playing...
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the Denim Turtle.
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Those broads have never lost a game.
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We're screwed!
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Hey, win or lose,
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we'll definitely have
the most team spirit.
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Am I right?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Uh, Louis?
Can I talk to you for a second?
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Oh, sure.
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Evan, take over.
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Make sure everyone gets a spirit stick,
okay?
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[SIGHS] God, I love this team.
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I feel like Joe Torre
but with better hair.
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So, I've run the numbers,
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and you've spent more on
softball uniforms and equipment
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than we've spent on
vinaigrette for the whole year.
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Sure, but vinaigrette isn't
gonna bring a staff together.
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You can't put a price on bonding.
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You can, actually. It's $2,500.
And it's too much.
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I'm here to represent the
interests of Kenny Rogers,
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and all restaurant decisions
are supposed to be 50/50.
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I can't support this.
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But the staff loves the team!
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Maybe if you ever won
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and got the restaurant's name out there,
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we could justify it.
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But you lose every game every year.
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What about this...
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If we win the tournament,
we get to keep the team?
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How about this...
if you win one game, just one,
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a game, you... You can keep the team.
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I find your lack of confidence annoying,
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but I accept your terms.
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You came out to my mom?
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Jessica? Jessica Huang?
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It really blew her mind.
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She kept asking me,
"You feel nothing for Denzel?"
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Again, I-I'm not attracted to any men.
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Not even Denzel, though?
When he's in a suit?
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Okay, your turn.
What's your Saturn news?
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Isn't it dope?
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It's my fashion manifesto.
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Look at the number. Double zero.
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Like butt cheeks.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Great news! Marvin got us a ringer!
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Why? We already have a doorbell we like.
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Sharp, strong "ding" followed
by elegant, low "dong."
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EMERY:
No. A ringer's a very skilled player
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who's brought in to
make sure the team wins.
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- Oh.
- Turns out, Bobby Bonilla,
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the Florida Marlins third baseman,
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is a close friend and client of Marvin,
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who convinced him to
play for Cattleman's!
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Ho ho, this changes things! [PEN CLICKS]
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I'm gonna need a few more
minutes with the lineup.
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I have to do things
differently this year
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if Cattleman's is gonna win.
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I need to change it up,
develop more of a killer instinct...
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I'll stop you right there.
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I don't have time
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to manage your softball
team to its first victory.
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That's not what I meant.
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I'm the manager of the Cattleman's team.
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Are you saying I can't
manage your team to victory?
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I haven't mentioned you at all.
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Managing is managing.
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You don't know anything about softball.
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One person throws a big ball,
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another person runs to the squares...
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- Bases.
- Whatever!
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I don't care what you say.
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I can manage any team to victory.
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It doesn't even have to be yours.
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Challenge accepted.
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What just happened?
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I need to speak with the
manager of the softball team.
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I'm the team manager.
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I want to challenge you
for control of the team.
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This is an academic history
of the game of softball
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from 1887 to 1937.
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I got it at the library,
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along with the newest James Patterson.
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I've read it cover to cover.
Ask me anything.
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[LAUGHS]
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This is exactly how I
took control of the team.
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Remember that, Bev?
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Oh, I remember.
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[LAUGHS]
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Time to hand this over.
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She blows for you now.
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Also, remember to bring
orange slices for everyone.
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I will be the best
manager of a softball team
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since Walter Hakanson coined the term
"softball" in 1927.
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Before that, it was called "mush ball."
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Emery, when Bonilla gets to practice,
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make sure you get a picture
of our first handshake.
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Two men, web-to-web.
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Okay, ladies, let's practice.
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You said I couldn't manage a team.
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And now I'm managing the
team that's gonna beat you.
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I never said that.
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You implied it.
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I can't believe you would go
this far to prove a point.
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Can't you, though?
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Well...
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Uh, h-hey, what's my dad doing here?
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You didn't say anything to him, did you?
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No. I would never.
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But maybe this is like when
you saw me at the Denim Turtle.
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Maybe this is a sign.
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Yeah. Maybe it is.
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Look who it is, huh?
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You didn't tell me you were
playing softball, Princess.
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Yeah, I'm on the Denim Turtle team.
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Look, Dad, I...
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Oh, those Denim Turtle gals are great.
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You just make sure that's
the only team of theirs
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you're playing on, huh?
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, what were you gonna tell me?
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Just that, uh, the...
the tent you got me
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is too small for my bass
guitar and witch stuff.
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Well, we'll go to Big Five tomorrow.
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Hustle! Let's go! Let's go!
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It was just a joke. A really bad joke.
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I'm sure he didn't mean it any more
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than that one he tells
about Mexican train killers
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having "loco-motives."
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Ha!
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Oh, I just got that!
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Loco-motives.
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Honey, it's okay.
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I'll just never tell my dad
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and live my life in secret forever.
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No big deal.
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That's a very big deal.
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A life in secret is no way to live.
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Trust me, I know.
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I didn't tell my parents I
was dating Marvin for years.
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Why?
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Because he's white.
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But you... You're white.
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Yeah, and you know parents
and their expectations.
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Anyway, when I finally got
the courage to tell them,
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I was so relieved.
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And they ended up loving Marvin.
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Will you be there when I tell him,
for moral support?
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Of course.
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And we can tell him at movie night,
260
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so he'll be relaxed.
261
00:09:31,398 --> 00:09:32,864
Watch "Crimson Tide."
262
00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:34,299
Tell him after the part
263
00:09:34,368 --> 00:09:37,269
when Denzel relieves Gene
Hackman of his command.
264
00:09:38,063 --> 00:09:39,471
Or maybe after watching that,
265
00:09:39,506 --> 00:09:42,495
you won't have anything you
need to tell him at all.
266
00:09:44,511 --> 00:09:45,811
What do you mean Bonilla's not coming?
267
00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:47,279
You said you two would do
anything for each other.
268
00:09:47,347 --> 00:09:48,447
Well, that's what I thought.
269
00:09:48,515 --> 00:09:49,748
You know,
I did that man's bridge work, Lou.
270
00:09:49,817 --> 00:09:51,850
I had my hands in his
mouth for 36 months.
271
00:09:51,952 --> 00:09:53,318
Bonilla was my whole strategy!
272
00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,653
Don't worry about it.
273
00:09:54,755 --> 00:09:55,887
I got you another ringer.
274
00:09:55,989 --> 00:09:56,888
Who?
275
00:09:58,725 --> 00:09:59,724
Me!
276
00:09:59,827 --> 00:10:00,859
You?
277
00:10:00,928 --> 00:10:02,794
Oh-ho.
278
00:10:05,732 --> 00:10:06,731
Dear God!
279
00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:07,933
Yeah, I played mush ball
280
00:10:08,001 --> 00:10:10,068
for three championship
seasons in the Navy.
281
00:10:10,137 --> 00:10:12,103
[CHEERING] Welcome to the team.
282
00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,505
Okay, Cattleman's!
283
00:10:13,607 --> 00:10:15,474
Line up for a sliding drill! Come on!
284
00:10:15,576 --> 00:10:16,808
Come on, baby! Let's go!
285
00:10:16,877 --> 00:10:18,577
Come on! Hustle! Hustle!
286
00:10:19,576 --> 00:10:21,213
Nice. There we go. Come on.
287
00:10:21,281 --> 00:10:22,547
Hustle, hustle. Get dirty!
288
00:10:22,616 --> 00:10:24,516
There we go. Show me what you got.
289
00:10:24,585 --> 00:10:28,320
Let them slide all they want.
I'm keeping you clean.
290
00:10:28,422 --> 00:10:31,532
You're in the wrong place
if you want to stay clean.
291
00:10:31,841 --> 00:10:33,903
I bought this yesterday.
292
00:10:34,528 --> 00:10:35,961
[INSECTS CHIRPING]
293
00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:38,029
I'm crazy nervous.
294
00:10:38,098 --> 00:10:39,764
Don't be. I'm here to support you.
295
00:10:39,867 --> 00:10:41,366
I have my boom box all ready.
296
00:10:41,435 --> 00:10:43,368
MARVIN: Oh, I love movie night.
297
00:10:43,470 --> 00:10:44,336
[GIGGLES]
298
00:10:44,438 --> 00:10:46,137
All right.
299
00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:47,606
What are we watching, ladies?
300
00:10:47,674 --> 00:10:48,773
"A League of Their Own."
301
00:10:48,876 --> 00:10:50,575
Penny Marshall don't make no junk.
302
00:10:50,644 --> 00:10:52,644
[LAUGHS]
303
00:10:56,116 --> 00:10:57,916
This is such a great movie.
304
00:10:57,985 --> 00:10:59,050
Yeah.
305
00:10:59,119 --> 00:11:00,991
Good to see women
supporting other women.
306
00:11:01,239 --> 00:11:02,387
Right, Nicole?
307
00:11:02,456 --> 00:11:03,555
Right.
308
00:11:03,624 --> 00:11:05,824
Yeah, that Tom Hanks isn't half bad,
either.
309
00:11:05,893 --> 00:11:07,492
Let me get us some more popcorn.
310
00:11:07,594 --> 00:11:08,593
Yeah.
311
00:11:11,098 --> 00:11:12,731
MAN: Play ball!
312
00:11:13,367 --> 00:11:14,266
Whoa.
313
00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:16,535
Dad, I need to talk to you.
314
00:11:16,603 --> 00:11:18,670
Ooh. Pause button. Must be big.
315
00:11:18,772 --> 00:11:20,472
Yeah, it is.
316
00:11:20,574 --> 00:11:22,407
Um...
317
00:11:22,509 --> 00:11:24,943
I, uh...
318
00:11:25,914 --> 00:11:26,978
I talked to Mrs. Huang,
319
00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:28,880
and I told her I prefer
playing shortstop,
320
00:11:28,949 --> 00:11:30,841
but she made me first base.
321
00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:33,351
Well, that's good to know, Princess.
322
00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,986
But it's hardly pause-worthy.
323
00:11:35,055 --> 00:11:37,088
Come on.
I'm in the middle of a narrative here.
324
00:11:37,190 --> 00:11:40,292
? Come to my window ?
325
00:11:40,394 --> 00:11:42,761
I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm... I'm so sorry.
326
00:11:45,666 --> 00:11:48,466
So, I wanted to keep my Bootyman
jersey fresh for school,
327
00:11:48,535 --> 00:11:49,968
but the dirt is red.
328
00:11:50,037 --> 00:11:51,202
How am I supposed to keep it clean?
329
00:11:51,271 --> 00:11:54,773
Dude. J-Just fake an injury,
and then you'll get benched.
330
00:11:54,875 --> 00:11:57,642
Huh. Guess that's pretty simple.
331
00:11:57,744 --> 00:11:58,977
Sorry to call you into the Saturn.
332
00:11:59,079 --> 00:12:00,612
Okay, we need to set some ground rules
333
00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:02,729
about what's Saturn-worthy.
334
00:12:02,894 --> 00:12:03,882
[SIGHS]
335
00:12:03,951 --> 00:12:05,483
I chickened out and didn't tell my dad.
336
00:12:05,586 --> 00:12:06,985
Oh, man, I'm sorry.
337
00:12:07,087 --> 00:12:09,754
I think I'm scared because
he sees me in a certain way.
338
00:12:09,823 --> 00:12:12,057
But you're the same
person you've always been.
339
00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:13,358
I'm sure your dad will get that.
340
00:12:13,427 --> 00:12:14,960
I just told Honey.
341
00:12:15,062 --> 00:12:16,428
I don't need to tell my dad right now.
342
00:12:16,496 --> 00:12:18,924
Okay, yeah, whatever feels right.
343
00:12:20,300 --> 00:12:22,267
What's the status of this
French fry on the floor mat?
344
00:12:22,369 --> 00:12:24,366
You know what? Don't tell me.
345
00:12:27,641 --> 00:12:28,840
This is it, boys.
346
00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:31,476
My favorite part of managing a team...
The Pep Talk.
347
00:12:31,545 --> 00:12:33,144
This game was invented
348
00:12:33,213 --> 00:12:35,447
by a bunch of drunk men at a boat club.
349
00:12:35,515 --> 00:12:37,515
But for one afternoon,
350
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,619
we need to pretend
like this game matters.
351
00:12:40,687 --> 00:12:46,958
So, let's get out there
like Chester Hatterton III.
352
00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:48,693
And let's win this game.
353
00:12:48,762 --> 00:12:49,861
Team Cattleman's!
354
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,329
You know how much pride I take
355
00:12:51,398 --> 00:12:53,498
in the fact that we're
number one in heart.
356
00:12:53,567 --> 00:12:57,168
But today,
we need to be number one on that field.
357
00:12:57,270 --> 00:12:59,170
In terms of scoring.
358
00:12:59,272 --> 00:13:01,306
Also number one in heart if possible.
359
00:13:01,408 --> 00:13:03,041
But if we have to give up a little heart
360
00:13:03,143 --> 00:13:05,276
in order to get in an extra run, do it.
361
00:13:05,345 --> 00:13:07,812
Or else there will be no team next year.
362
00:13:07,881 --> 00:13:09,581
Just wanted to wish you guys good luck,
363
00:13:09,650 --> 00:13:12,517
let you know I take no joy in
watching your inevitable defeat.
364
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:13,818
Chestnut, please.
365
00:13:13,887 --> 00:13:16,054
This dugout is for players only.
[GROANS]
366
00:13:16,123 --> 00:13:19,891
Oh, no! I fell.
I'm injured, and I twisted my ankle.
367
00:13:19,993 --> 00:13:21,760
I guess I can't play.
368
00:13:21,828 --> 00:13:24,195
What are we gonna do, Dad?
We need nine people.
369
00:13:24,297 --> 00:13:25,563
[GROANS]
370
00:13:25,666 --> 00:13:27,599
Oh, that's too bad.
371
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,867
I guess you'll have to forfeit.
372
00:13:28,969 --> 00:13:30,368
Suit up. You're playing.
373
00:13:30,437 --> 00:13:31,903
- Hmm?
- Eddie, give Mr. Chestnut your jersey.
374
00:13:32,005 --> 00:13:32,971
What?!
375
00:13:33,040 --> 00:13:34,706
I-I can't play. My hamstrings are tight.
376
00:13:34,808 --> 00:13:36,207
All of our hamstrings are tight.
377
00:13:36,309 --> 00:13:37,976
I thought we were 50/50 partners.
378
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,378
You are a part of the
Cattleman's family, aren't you?
379
00:13:40,858 --> 00:13:42,425
Uh...
380
00:13:44,017 --> 00:13:47,619
Any phone numbers you score
in that come straight to me.
381
00:13:57,197 --> 00:14:00,799
Okay, one more thing, ladies.
One more thing.
382
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:03,835
Now, I know most coaches
hand out orange slices.
383
00:14:03,904 --> 00:14:06,438
Fortunately, I'm not most coaches.
384
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,642
I have a box of "winner pears" here.
385
00:14:10,711 --> 00:14:13,411
I'm using them for
positive reinforcement.
386
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:16,281
So, if one of you does something good,
you just take a pear.
387
00:14:16,383 --> 00:14:18,717
Go. Go earn your pear.
388
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:21,052
Hey, Jessica.
389
00:14:21,154 --> 00:14:22,887
Nicole and I had a real
good talk the other night...
390
00:14:22,989 --> 00:14:24,322
At movie night. I know.
391
00:14:24,424 --> 00:14:26,791
And she said that you weren't
supportive of her preference.
392
00:14:26,893 --> 00:14:28,226
I was supportive.
393
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,995
If Nicole wants to be gay,
she should be gay.
394
00:14:32,146 --> 00:14:33,424
What?
395
00:14:34,104 --> 00:14:35,233
What?
396
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:36,968
What did you say?
397
00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,337
Uh...
398
00:14:39,439 --> 00:14:40,538
What?
399
00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:42,340
Nicole said she preferred
to play shortstop
400
00:14:42,409 --> 00:14:44,842
and you made her play first base.
401
00:14:45,461 --> 00:14:47,011
Yes.
402
00:14:47,114 --> 00:14:48,947
That's also what I was talking about.
403
00:14:49,049 --> 00:14:51,950
Being a coach,
you have to make hard decisions.
404
00:14:52,490 --> 00:14:54,619
Nicole.
405
00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:57,046
You're gay?
406
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:01,693
[MOUTHS] I'm sorry.
407
00:15:03,332 --> 00:15:05,063
Uh...
408
00:15:05,847 --> 00:15:07,766
[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
409
00:15:07,868 --> 00:15:10,034
I-I am.
410
00:15:10,137 --> 00:15:12,070
I-I-I tried to tell you.
411
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,006
But I-I just... I didn't know how.
412
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,777
LOUIS: Marvin, let's go!
413
00:15:24,601 --> 00:15:25,500
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
414
00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:26,735
You outed Nicole?
415
00:15:26,837 --> 00:15:28,403
It was an accident!
416
00:15:28,472 --> 00:15:30,439
I thought you already told him.
417
00:15:30,507 --> 00:15:32,340
You said you were gonna
tell him on movie night.
418
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:34,509
I said we'd hang a pride
flag outside the front door
419
00:15:34,578 --> 00:15:35,677
if we were successful.
420
00:15:35,746 --> 00:15:37,379
What's a pride flag?
421
00:15:38,215 --> 00:15:39,247
[CLAPPING]
422
00:15:39,349 --> 00:15:41,016
Great job, Nicole!
423
00:15:41,118 --> 00:15:42,818
Way to play base!
424
00:15:42,886 --> 00:15:45,487
Anyone who can't see
how amazing you are,
425
00:15:45,522 --> 00:15:47,607
they aren't worth your time!
426
00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,926
- Aah!
- You're out!
427
00:15:50,994 --> 00:15:52,823
Damn it! I misjudged that!
428
00:15:55,432 --> 00:15:58,200
I'm so sorry, Nicole.
I didn't mean to tell Marvin.
429
00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:00,702
I know. I just wish it could
have happened differently.
430
00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,804
Was it the best way to come out? No.
431
00:16:02,873 --> 00:16:04,473
But, on the bright side,
432
00:16:04,575 --> 00:16:06,041
at least now your dad knows, right?
433
00:16:06,143 --> 00:16:08,344
I don't think he's taking it too well.
434
00:16:15,752 --> 00:16:18,954
He's probably still processing.
435
00:16:22,192 --> 00:16:24,359
- Whoo!
- Let's go!
436
00:16:27,731 --> 00:16:31,867
[APPLAUSE]
437
00:16:31,969 --> 00:16:32,868
Oops.
438
00:16:32,936 --> 00:16:34,369
He's being bad on purpose!
439
00:16:35,405 --> 00:16:38,773
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
440
00:16:40,544 --> 00:16:42,377
Oops.
441
00:16:43,447 --> 00:16:45,480
- That's it! Time out!
- Time!
442
00:16:47,117 --> 00:16:48,350
We had a deal!
443
00:16:48,418 --> 00:16:49,751
And whether or not you like this team,
444
00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:51,119
the least you could do is try!
445
00:16:51,188 --> 00:16:54,289
I am trying! I swear. [SNIFFLES]
446
00:16:54,391 --> 00:16:57,114
It's just that I'm really,
really bad at sports.
447
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,860
Are you... crying?
448
00:16:58,929 --> 00:17:00,028
Back at Roasters,
449
00:17:00,097 --> 00:17:01,696
all I ever wanted to do was
be on the kickball team,
450
00:17:01,765 --> 00:17:04,633
but Kenny cut me because
I couldn't kick or throw.
451
00:17:04,735 --> 00:17:06,034
Kenny can be ruthless.
452
00:17:06,103 --> 00:17:07,736
I heard Johnny Cash
wanted to grow a beard,
453
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:08,904
but Kenny wouldn't let him.
454
00:17:08,972 --> 00:17:11,673
Maybe that's why I was
so against this team.
455
00:17:11,742 --> 00:17:14,609
I just thought it was another
opportunity for me to get cut.
456
00:17:14,678 --> 00:17:17,879
You know what? You're a part
of the Cattleman's team now.
457
00:17:17,981 --> 00:17:20,382
Oh, thanks, Louis.
458
00:17:20,450 --> 00:17:21,683
I really appreciate that.
459
00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:22,851
[SOBS]
460
00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:23,818
Oh.
461
00:17:23,921 --> 00:17:25,754
Ah-ah-ah! No tears on the jersey!
462
00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:27,222
Cry clean, man.
463
00:17:29,059 --> 00:17:31,952
Take back your whistle.
I don't deserve it.
464
00:17:32,632 --> 00:17:35,263
I screwed up the whole
Nicole-Marvin thing.
465
00:17:35,332 --> 00:17:37,414
I'm a terrible manager.
466
00:17:37,559 --> 00:17:39,768
The woman who came into the
bar and demanded this whistle,
467
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,036
she wouldn't give up.
468
00:17:41,138 --> 00:17:42,971
Is it easy? No.
469
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:44,806
If it were, Bev would do it.
470
00:17:44,875 --> 00:17:47,075
Uh, she had a late night last night.
471
00:17:47,144 --> 00:17:48,376
The VH1 Awards were on,
472
00:17:48,478 --> 00:17:49,778
and she wanted to see
Jamiroquai close it out.
473
00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,288
Anyway, look.
Go over there and make it right.
474
00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:56,421
And we will get out there
and bring you back a "W."
475
00:17:57,328 --> 00:17:59,266
"W" means win.
476
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,390
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
477
00:18:02,852 --> 00:18:06,130
Take a pear and get out there,
woman-gay.
478
00:18:09,499 --> 00:18:11,233
Okay, let's go, Nicole!
479
00:18:11,335 --> 00:18:12,567
HONEY: Whoo-hoo!
480
00:18:23,547 --> 00:18:26,381
[CHEERING]
481
00:18:29,353 --> 00:18:31,820
I got it! I got the ball! Louis!
482
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,588
Just throw it!
483
00:18:33,657 --> 00:18:35,757
I can't. I know I can't throw it.
484
00:18:35,859 --> 00:18:37,392
Roll it! Just roll it!
485
00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:45,100
Go, go, go, go, go! Go, go, go!
486
00:18:45,202 --> 00:18:46,234
Ohh!
487
00:18:46,303 --> 00:18:47,987
Dad, what are you doing?
488
00:18:52,276 --> 00:18:55,210
[LAUGHS]
489
00:18:55,312 --> 00:18:56,711
I thought you were mad at me.
490
00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:58,913
No. I was mad at myself.
491
00:18:59,016 --> 00:19:00,115
I made that dumb joke
492
00:19:00,183 --> 00:19:01,750
about not wanting you to play on their
"team."
493
00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,451
I didn't even really mean that.
494
00:19:03,553 --> 00:19:05,654
It was just a pun,
and it was sitting right there.
495
00:19:05,756 --> 00:19:07,367
I could... I couldn't not say it.
496
00:19:07,532 --> 00:19:10,592
But that pun in no
way reflects my values
497
00:19:10,694 --> 00:19:12,494
or my opinions about you.
498
00:19:12,562 --> 00:19:15,096
I tried to tell you a bunch of times.
499
00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:17,299
I was just worried you'd
see me differently.
500
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:19,962
Aww. You'll always be my Princess.
501
00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,037
You're out.
502
00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:25,173
Thanks, Dad.
503
00:19:25,242 --> 00:19:27,008
No, I mean it. You're out.
504
00:19:27,110 --> 00:19:28,543
I got the ball.
505
00:19:28,612 --> 00:19:30,512
- You're out!
- [LAUGHS]
506
00:19:30,614 --> 00:19:31,513
Huh?
507
00:19:31,581 --> 00:19:33,181
What was that?
508
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,021
Congratulations on your win.
509
00:19:40,123 --> 00:19:42,023
Congratulations on your 1.
510
00:19:42,125 --> 00:19:44,259
Sorry I had to beat you.
I know I get competitive.
511
00:19:44,361 --> 00:19:45,894
Ah, it's okay.
512
00:19:45,996 --> 00:19:48,463
For me, this is really just
about bringing people together.
513
00:19:49,079 --> 00:19:51,299
You know,
for the first time in a long time,
514
00:19:51,401 --> 00:19:53,285
I agree with you.
515
00:19:54,438 --> 00:19:56,371
Hey, uh, Louis, I-I just wanted to say
516
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:58,891
in front of the whole team...
that you were right.
517
00:19:59,118 --> 00:20:00,342
This team is important.
518
00:20:00,444 --> 00:20:02,644
I mean, vinaigrette, it's delicious,
519
00:20:02,746 --> 00:20:05,818
but it doesn't bond people like this.
520
00:20:06,148 --> 00:20:08,183
The Cattleman's team stays!
521
00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:10,585
[CHEERING]
522
00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,654
Thank you, Matthew.
523
00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:15,023
- Oh, you're welcome.
- Hey, I got to tell you, though,
524
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:16,386
that was a sweet roll
you made out there.
525
00:20:16,572 --> 00:20:17,891
Oh, you don't have to...
526
00:20:18,015 --> 00:20:18,526
Ohh!
527
00:20:18,628 --> 00:20:20,695
- Aah!
- Whoo!
528
00:20:20,797 --> 00:20:22,964
R.I.P., Bootyman.
529
00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:25,271
You were too beautiful for this world.
530
00:20:26,482 --> 00:20:27,815
My dad's been great. You know,
531
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:30,735
he's of a different generation,
so he talks around things.
532
00:20:30,886 --> 00:20:32,118
Rock Hudson comes up a lot.
533
00:20:32,220 --> 00:20:33,253
Who's that?
534
00:20:33,355 --> 00:20:35,221
I think some guy he
was in the Navy with?
535
00:20:35,324 --> 00:20:37,857
Honestly,
he's just so relieved I'm not a Wiccan.
536
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,359
Can I get your bass guitar?
537
00:20:39,461 --> 00:20:40,760
I got some riffs I need to lay down.
538
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:41,895
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
539
00:20:41,997 --> 00:20:43,463
Great news, Nicole!
540
00:20:43,565 --> 00:20:45,365
I got us hockey tickets
for Saturday night!
541
00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:47,467
Hey, is that your girlfriend?
542
00:20:47,569 --> 00:20:48,601
Yo!
543
00:20:48,704 --> 00:20:50,837
Uh, Dad, this is Eddie.
544
00:20:50,939 --> 00:20:53,139
Eddie? [CHUCKLING] I'm sorry.
545
00:20:53,241 --> 00:20:54,574
The light hit the window at an angle.
546
00:20:54,676 --> 00:20:55,775
I couldn't see you.
547
00:20:55,877 --> 00:20:57,944
All I saw was a lot of smooth skin.
548
00:20:58,477 --> 00:21:00,869
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