Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,457 --> 00:00:05,910
So, you guys moved out of this house
2
00:00:06,003 --> 00:00:07,993
and now you want to move back in?
3
00:00:08,062 --> 00:00:09,803
[Clears throat] Allow me to explain...
4
00:00:09,872 --> 00:00:11,296
Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
5
00:00:11,365 --> 00:00:13,398
Before you do... Um, how are the scones?
6
00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:15,267
- They're okay.
- Yeah, they taste pretty good.
7
00:00:15,336 --> 00:00:18,077
Good.
Okay, go ahead, tell me your story.
8
00:00:18,195 --> 00:00:20,860
Well,
to secure me a spot at St. Orlando's...
9
00:00:20,926 --> 00:00:22,615
Mommy moved us out of this house
10
00:00:22,694 --> 00:00:24,633
and into a bigger house that we bought
11
00:00:24,677 --> 00:00:26,244
using the money that my dad made
12
00:00:26,312 --> 00:00:28,479
selling part of his
restaurant to Michael Bolton.
13
00:00:28,548 --> 00:00:30,581
But when that house was too fancy,
14
00:00:30,617 --> 00:00:33,551
and Emery got my admission
to St. Orlando's revoked,
15
00:00:33,620 --> 00:00:36,053
we decided to move back
here to our old house.
16
00:00:36,122 --> 00:00:37,655
Good luck with high school, losers!
17
00:00:37,757 --> 00:00:38,956
Also Eddie was rude to his friends
18
00:00:39,025 --> 00:00:40,291
so now he doesn't have any friends.
19
00:00:40,360 --> 00:00:43,527
So anyway,
that's why we need you to move out.
20
00:00:43,596 --> 00:00:44,862
What do you need, 5, 10 minutes?
21
00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:47,999
You know what?
I've signed a lease here, so...
22
00:00:48,067 --> 00:00:49,900
My hands are kinda tied.
23
00:00:49,969 --> 00:00:51,636
Maybe you guys could move into a hotel
24
00:00:51,738 --> 00:00:53,705
until you find a new place.
25
00:00:55,233 --> 00:00:57,462
Welcome to Hotel Honey! [Laughs softly]
26
00:00:57,594 --> 00:00:59,112
_
27
00:01:00,813 --> 00:01:03,149
Are you sure it's okay to stay here?
28
00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:04,848
There's so many of us.
29
00:01:04,916 --> 00:01:07,450
Are you kidding? Stay as long you like.
30
00:01:07,519 --> 00:01:09,319
My home is your home.
31
00:01:11,490 --> 00:01:14,391
[Hair dryer blowing]
32
00:01:14,901 --> 00:01:17,427
Mr. Huang's been blow-drying
his hair for 45 minutes!
33
00:01:17,896 --> 00:01:20,764
You're a man!
You always look exactly the same!
34
00:01:20,866 --> 00:01:22,866
["Wheel of Fortune" playing]
35
00:01:22,934 --> 00:01:24,067
Good morning!
36
00:01:24,136 --> 00:01:26,260
Hey, I didn't know you had
the Game Show Channel...
37
00:01:26,366 --> 00:01:28,305
It's "Cincinnati," you idiot!
38
00:01:28,780 --> 00:01:33,243
Wow, you all really made
yourselves at home...
39
00:01:33,608 --> 00:01:35,028
overnight.
40
00:01:35,794 --> 00:01:37,480
[Grunts] You have
really strong doorjambs.
41
00:01:38,048 --> 00:01:39,148
Thank you.
42
00:01:39,883 --> 00:01:42,385
Don't buy a vowel Come on!
43
00:01:42,453 --> 00:01:44,253
You're out of cereal.
44
00:01:45,657 --> 00:01:47,957
S04E01
B as in Best Friends
45
00:01:48,059 --> 00:01:49,125
? Fresh off the boat ?
46
00:01:49,227 --> 00:01:50,827
? I'm gettin' mine everywhere I go ?
47
00:01:50,929 --> 00:01:53,129
? If you don't know,
homey, now you know ?
48
00:01:53,231 --> 00:01:54,397
? Fresh off the boat ?
49
00:01:54,499 --> 00:01:56,732
? Homey,
you don't know where I come from ?
50
00:01:56,835 --> 00:01:58,201
? But I know where I'm goin' ?
51
00:01:58,303 --> 00:01:59,768
? I'm fresh off the boat ?
52
00:02:00,018 --> 00:02:02,591
sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
53
00:02:04,926 --> 00:02:06,242
Thou damned whale.
54
00:02:06,344 --> 00:02:07,577
[Chuckles]
55
00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:10,586
St. Orlando's might have
taken away my admission,
56
00:02:10,744 --> 00:02:13,079
but they can't take away
their summer reading list.
57
00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:17,728
If you want to read
something a little more fun,
58
00:02:17,834 --> 00:02:20,323
we have plenty of Nicole's
old books on the shelf.
59
00:02:23,728 --> 00:02:25,828
I'm sorry, where are your books?
60
00:02:25,930 --> 00:02:27,329
Behind this trash?
61
00:02:28,888 --> 00:02:30,532
[Scoffs] "Logan Like Mary Anne."
62
00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:32,568
So?
63
00:02:32,670 --> 00:02:34,169
[Book thuds]
64
00:02:34,272 --> 00:02:35,571
Louis: Honey! Good news.
65
00:02:35,673 --> 00:02:38,173
We just got off the phone
with our old landlord, Murray,
66
00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:40,976
and he says he's open to
selling us our house back.
67
00:02:41,078 --> 00:02:45,848
Ohh... So soon?
Aww, boo, but you just got here.
68
00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,683
I'm going over there later
today to do a walk-through.
69
00:02:47,785 --> 00:02:48,784
Do you want to join me?
70
00:02:48,886 --> 00:02:50,653
You could hold my purse
while I negotiate.
71
00:02:50,755 --> 00:02:53,489
Absolutely. Anything to help.
72
00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:57,493
Well,
if it isn't Emery "The Tool Man" Huang.
73
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:58,460
[As Tim Allen] Ho-ho-ho-ho!
74
00:02:58,562 --> 00:03:00,663
[Both chuckle] That's good.
75
00:03:00,765 --> 00:03:02,698
I'm building a new birdhouse
for Marvin and Honey.
76
00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,167
You know, your old man knows
his way around a lathe.
77
00:03:05,269 --> 00:03:07,836
I once flirted with the idea
of going into construction,
78
00:03:07,938 --> 00:03:09,772
had a name picked out and everything...
79
00:03:09,874 --> 00:03:11,640
Huang Construction.
80
00:03:11,742 --> 00:03:12,708
Do you want to help?
81
00:03:12,810 --> 00:03:14,209
It'd be fun to work on it together!
82
00:03:14,312 --> 00:03:17,112
[Pager beeping] Oh.
83
00:03:17,214 --> 00:03:19,848
Hm. I wish I could,
but I got to go to work.
84
00:03:19,950 --> 00:03:20,849
Duty calls.
85
00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:22,685
Oh. Okay.
86
00:03:22,787 --> 00:03:24,687
No problem. Have fun.
87
00:03:28,826 --> 00:03:30,793
Oh! Hey, Nicole.
88
00:03:30,895 --> 00:03:33,195
Um... I like your towel.
89
00:03:33,297 --> 00:03:36,398
Thanks.
It's, uh, Pumbaa from "The Lion King."
90
00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,000
Uhh...
91
00:03:38,592 --> 00:03:40,002
Well, I should go get ready.
92
00:03:40,104 --> 00:03:41,870
Um, I'm driving some of
my friends to the mall
93
00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:43,238
to go see that movie "Contact."
94
00:03:43,341 --> 00:03:44,840
- You have a car?
- Yep.
95
00:03:44,942 --> 00:03:47,376
My dad got me a Saturn for
not getting held back again.
96
00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:48,544
It's a "you're progressing
97
00:03:48,646 --> 00:03:50,546
at the pace you should be moving at"
present.
98
00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:52,715
You set the bar low, dope.
99
00:03:52,817 --> 00:03:55,751
My boo Alison's at band camp all summer,
on that wowind tip.
100
00:03:55,853 --> 00:03:59,054
So I guess I'll just hang with
the fellas, see what's good.
101
00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:02,191
[Metal dragging]
102
00:04:05,429 --> 00:04:08,330
Hey, guys, what's up?
You guys catch the "ER" finale?
103
00:04:08,432 --> 00:04:10,699
Uh... What are you doing?
104
00:04:10,801 --> 00:04:11,633
What do you mean?
105
00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:13,335
You called us losers, remember?
106
00:04:13,437 --> 00:04:14,403
You're still mad about that?
107
00:04:14,505 --> 00:04:15,738
That was weeks ago.
108
00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:18,540
Can you fools believe Dr.
Ross kissed Nurse Hathaway?
109
00:04:18,642 --> 00:04:19,875
Twist!
110
00:04:19,944 --> 00:04:22,010
To be fair,
their chemistry's been steadily building
111
00:04:22,113 --> 00:04:22,811
since season one...
112
00:04:22,913 --> 00:04:24,172
Brian.
113
00:04:27,118 --> 00:04:28,784
You know what, fine.
114
00:04:28,886 --> 00:04:30,853
I don't need you guys.
115
00:04:33,991 --> 00:04:36,644
The "ER" finale made me cry.
116
00:04:37,461 --> 00:04:41,764
[Indistinct conversations]
117
00:04:42,466 --> 00:04:43,698
He knows!
118
00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,033
Who knows? About what?
119
00:04:45,135 --> 00:04:47,335
Kenny Rogers knows about our success.
120
00:04:47,437 --> 00:04:48,737
I sent him a summer update...
121
00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:50,839
on company letterhead.
122
00:04:50,907 --> 00:04:53,808
"My new business venture is going great.
123
00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,677
Yeah, we're successful, all right.
124
00:04:55,746 --> 00:04:57,278
So successful that I'm sure
125
00:04:57,347 --> 00:04:59,748
we'll expand Michael
Bolton's Cattleman's Ranch
126
00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:01,383
both domestically and abroad.
127
00:05:01,485 --> 00:05:03,818
Who knows,
maybe we'll even put one on the moon.
128
00:05:03,920 --> 00:05:06,621
Ha ha. Your friend, Michael Bolton."
129
00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,023
[Yells]
130
00:05:09,105 --> 00:05:10,892
I'm so baaaaaaaad!
131
00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,649
Right. Um, I should get to work.
132
00:05:13,902 --> 00:05:15,749
No, you should take some time off,
133
00:05:15,831 --> 00:05:17,398
spend some time with your family.
134
00:05:17,466 --> 00:05:18,632
Ah, that's very nice, Michael,
135
00:05:18,701 --> 00:05:19,900
but I couldn't do that to you.
136
00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:22,036
Nonsense. We're partners.
137
00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,805
When Grammy season rolls around,
I'll rely on you.
138
00:05:24,874 --> 00:05:26,206
Until then...
139
00:05:26,275 --> 00:05:29,009
[Singing] Lean on me!
140
00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:33,614
[Applause]
141
00:05:33,716 --> 00:05:35,883
Heh. Are you sure?
142
00:05:35,951 --> 00:05:37,985
Go. I'll take care of things here...
143
00:05:38,054 --> 00:05:39,186
[Southern accent] partner.
144
00:05:42,424 --> 00:05:45,359
And finally, here's the kitchen.
145
00:05:45,818 --> 00:05:48,182
Which of course you already know
'cause you used to live here!
146
00:05:48,267 --> 00:05:50,197
- Mm-hmm.
- Sorry about this.
147
00:05:50,265 --> 00:05:51,164
I know you just moved in.
148
00:05:51,233 --> 00:05:52,332
Oh, that's okay.
149
00:05:52,434 --> 00:05:54,334
This kind of thing
happens to me constantly.
150
00:05:54,436 --> 00:05:57,490
Wherever I hang my hat,
somebody takes away the hook.
151
00:05:57,627 --> 00:05:59,139
Did you just come up with that?
152
00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:01,141
Well, I used to design mugs.
153
00:06:01,243 --> 00:06:02,109
Oh.
154
00:06:02,177 --> 00:06:04,691
Okay, if that's everything,
155
00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:05,937
I'll start drawing up the paperwork.
156
00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,341
Jessica: Not so fast.
157
00:06:12,954 --> 00:06:15,721
Loose knob!
When were you going to tell me?
158
00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:18,991
Um, also the dishwasher doesn't work.
159
00:06:19,093 --> 00:06:21,260
I think somebody disconnected it.
160
00:06:21,362 --> 00:06:24,096
Slumlord!
161
00:06:24,165 --> 00:06:26,432
I'm afraid there's just
too much undisclosed damage
162
00:06:26,534 --> 00:06:28,534
for me to move forward
at the current price.
163
00:06:28,603 --> 00:06:30,536
But your family caused the damage.
164
00:06:30,638 --> 00:06:32,305
Here come the mind games.
165
00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:33,839
Well, how do you know
166
00:06:33,908 --> 00:06:37,143
that it wasn't this blonde
nightmare right here?
167
00:06:37,245 --> 00:06:38,944
Oh, hey, that reminds me...
168
00:06:39,013 --> 00:06:41,080
I saved your mail for you.
169
00:06:41,182 --> 00:06:42,948
Oh, thank you.
170
00:06:45,453 --> 00:06:47,219
Teen girl: [Ethereal] Eeevan...
171
00:06:47,701 --> 00:06:49,088
Teen girl ?2: Evaaan.
172
00:06:49,717 --> 00:06:51,195
Teen girl: Read us, Evan.
173
00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:53,042
We're light and fun.
174
00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,727
[Teen girls giggling]
175
00:06:55,269 --> 00:06:56,262
Read us.
176
00:06:56,694 --> 00:06:58,698
You know you want to.
177
00:07:00,835 --> 00:07:04,136
I just don't understand why you
would sabotage your own sale.
178
00:07:04,238 --> 00:07:07,039
Relax. Acting disinterested
was just a tactic.
179
00:07:07,141 --> 00:07:08,507
He's gonna sleep on it tonight,
180
00:07:08,609 --> 00:07:10,643
and then he'll come back
with a lower offer to...
181
00:07:10,745 --> 00:07:12,211
Oh, my God!
182
00:07:12,313 --> 00:07:14,680
I'm gonna be on "Wheel of Fortune"!
183
00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:16,048
[Inhales sharply]
184
00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:20,786
[Both scream]
185
00:07:24,555 --> 00:07:29,257
[Screaming]
186
00:07:29,326 --> 00:07:30,953
[Inhales sharply] What on Earth...
187
00:07:31,027 --> 00:07:32,645
Mommy applied to be on
"Wheel of Fortune"
188
00:07:32,698 --> 00:07:34,397
as soon as she became a U.S. citizen.
189
00:07:34,482 --> 00:07:36,298
She started watching when
she was pregnant with Eddie.
190
00:07:36,614 --> 00:07:38,334
That's why all our names start with "E."
191
00:07:38,402 --> 00:07:39,568
It's her favorite vowel.
192
00:07:39,637 --> 00:07:41,537
I was a contestant on "Studs" once.
193
00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:45,007
"'Wheel of Fortune' is coming
to Orlando, Jessica Huang.
194
00:07:45,109 --> 00:07:47,576
We invite you and your best friend
195
00:07:47,645 --> 00:07:50,813
to compete on our annual
'Best Friends Week.'"
196
00:07:50,881 --> 00:07:54,706
Honey,
will you be my best-friends partner?
197
00:07:54,852 --> 00:07:57,419
Sure, it sounds fun.
198
00:07:57,521 --> 00:07:58,654
But back to the house thing.
199
00:07:58,756 --> 00:08:00,689
If you're gonna make that
counter-offer tomorrow...
200
00:08:00,758 --> 00:08:02,524
They'll be plenty of time for that after
"Wheel."
201
00:08:02,626 --> 00:08:05,409
Right now, we need to practice.
202
00:08:08,132 --> 00:08:09,031
[Exhales sharply]
203
00:08:09,599 --> 00:08:11,099
Are those all your board games?
204
00:08:11,701 --> 00:08:13,034
Yes!
205
00:08:13,102 --> 00:08:14,535
Where'd my wedding dress go?
206
00:08:14,604 --> 00:08:16,504
I rolled it up and I put
it inside the Monopoly.
207
00:08:16,572 --> 00:08:18,472
Your veil is inside the
Hungry Hungry Hippo.
208
00:08:22,712 --> 00:08:24,111
[Slurps]
209
00:08:24,213 --> 00:08:25,880
[Tires screech]
210
00:08:25,948 --> 00:08:28,449
Hey! You want a ride home?
211
00:08:28,518 --> 00:08:31,385
[Music playing on radio] So, my friends
met some boys and ditched the movie.
212
00:08:31,454 --> 00:08:32,787
Apparently guys are more important
213
00:08:32,855 --> 00:08:34,321
than watching Jodie Foster go to space.
214
00:08:34,424 --> 00:08:35,890
Uh-huh.
215
00:08:35,958 --> 00:08:37,725
Are you excited to start high school?
216
00:08:38,345 --> 00:08:40,761
I guess. [Music stops]
217
00:08:40,863 --> 00:08:41,862
Okay, spill it.
218
00:08:41,931 --> 00:08:43,798
You've said two words
since you've got in.
219
00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:44,632
What's up?
220
00:08:44,734 --> 00:08:46,499
It's nothing. Forget it.
221
00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:49,303
Hey, whatever it is, you can trust me.
222
00:08:49,405 --> 00:08:52,740
What we talk about in the Saturn,
stays in the Saturn.
223
00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:59,146
See? Safe space.
224
00:08:59,248 --> 00:09:00,848
My friends aren't my friends anymore,
225
00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,883
and my girlfriend's gone
for the whole summer,
226
00:09:02,952 --> 00:09:04,985
and who knows what it's
gonna be like between us
227
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,265
when she gets back.
228
00:09:06,455 --> 00:09:07,554
Now I have nobody,
229
00:09:07,623 --> 00:09:09,289
and I'm scared I'll have
to start high school alone.
230
00:09:09,391 --> 00:09:12,058
Maybe this is just the start
of something new for you.
231
00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:14,494
The hardest thing about
figuring out who you really are
232
00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:18,365
is letting go of who you used to be,
you know?
233
00:09:18,788 --> 00:09:22,002
Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
234
00:09:22,070 --> 00:09:23,370
[Laughs softly]
235
00:09:28,369 --> 00:09:30,477
It's cool to talk to
somebody who understands.
236
00:09:30,546 --> 00:09:33,046
- Kinda like the...
- [Internally] Oh, my God.
237
00:09:33,715 --> 00:09:35,781
Did Nicole just put her
hand on my shoulder?
238
00:09:35,850 --> 00:09:37,950
She did! Is is still there?
239
00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:39,252
Don't look, fool!
240
00:09:39,354 --> 00:09:42,922
Can we hang out again and talk,
just the two of us?
241
00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:44,657
W-We can go to The Spicy Gecko.
242
00:09:44,726 --> 00:09:46,559
They don't charge for chips.
243
00:09:46,661 --> 00:09:49,228
Did Nicole just ask me out?
244
00:09:49,330 --> 00:09:51,264
But I have a girlfriend.
245
00:09:51,332 --> 00:09:54,167
I mean, I like Alison,
but Nicole's my first crush...
246
00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:56,392
[Horn honks]
247
00:09:56,574 --> 00:09:58,971
Pull! In!!
248
00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,392
I think you guys are
gonna love your new house.
249
00:10:06,580 --> 00:10:08,246
Even you, Jeremy. [Jeremy chirps]
250
00:10:08,349 --> 00:10:10,983
Hey, Dad,
what are you doing home so early?
251
00:10:11,051 --> 00:10:12,284
I'm taking a few days off.
252
00:10:12,353 --> 00:10:14,586
Thought we could build
that birdhouse together.
253
00:10:14,688 --> 00:10:16,254
Huang Construction...
254
00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:17,356
and Son.
255
00:10:17,424 --> 00:10:19,291
That'd be awesome! I could use the help.
256
00:10:19,393 --> 00:10:21,593
[Pager beeping]
257
00:10:21,695 --> 00:10:24,011
It's okay if you need to take it.
258
00:10:24,539 --> 00:10:25,497
I know you're busy.
259
00:10:26,023 --> 00:10:27,210
I am busy...
260
00:10:27,309 --> 00:10:28,567
Building a birdhouse with my son.
261
00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:32,838
[Both chuckle]
262
00:10:36,787 --> 00:10:38,403
_
263
00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:42,146
I'll solve. "Birthday cake."
264
00:10:43,951 --> 00:10:45,774
[Sighs]
265
00:10:46,019 --> 00:10:47,685
Honey, get your head in the game!
266
00:10:47,754 --> 00:10:48,819
What if they bring back
267
00:10:48,888 --> 00:10:50,788
returning best-friends champions,
Don and Lisa?
268
00:10:50,890 --> 00:10:52,757
What then?
269
00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,091
[Gasps]
270
00:10:56,029 --> 00:10:57,995
What a crazy tree.
271
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,432
Okay, reset. We'll go again.
272
00:11:01,501 --> 00:11:05,293
Jessica, we have done nothing
but practice for an entire week.
273
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,538
I'm exhausted. And my house is...
274
00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:09,073
Are you wearing my shirt?
275
00:11:09,142 --> 00:11:11,242
Yes. Your laundry's backed up.
276
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,344
You know,
it is very hard sharing a space
277
00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:14,912
with a whole other family.
278
00:11:14,981 --> 00:11:17,414
Yeah, speaking of that,
279
00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:19,182
where are you on the counter-offer?
280
00:11:19,251 --> 00:11:20,517
I mean, no rush.
281
00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:24,221
I love having you here,
but have you heard from Murray at all?
282
00:11:24,289 --> 00:11:26,757
Yes. I put in the offer two
days ago and he accepted.
283
00:11:26,825 --> 00:11:28,492
Because, like I said, he is weak.
284
00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,594
So we're going to go over
the contract this afternoon,
285
00:11:30,696 --> 00:11:32,229
and we should be out of here very soon.
286
00:11:32,331 --> 00:11:34,965
Ahh... Uhh... Nooooo.
287
00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,600
Not... not too soon, I hope.
288
00:11:36,668 --> 00:11:39,536
Okay,
let's go over the "Wheel" plan again...
289
00:11:39,638 --> 00:11:42,339
Never buy a vowel,
because they're a waste of money.
290
00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,840
If one of us wants to solve,
291
00:11:43,909 --> 00:11:46,143
squeeze the other
person's arm three times
292
00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:47,344
and then sound it out.
293
00:11:47,446 --> 00:11:48,278
Sound it out.
294
00:11:48,347 --> 00:11:50,080
Because when I hear you talking,
295
00:11:50,149 --> 00:11:51,982
it might spark something for me.
296
00:11:52,084 --> 00:11:55,085
- Keep up the chatter...
- How about we take the night off?
297
00:11:55,888 --> 00:11:56,653
I haven't seen Marvin all week
298
00:11:56,722 --> 00:12:00,157
and I would love some private time,
just me and him.
299
00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:02,490
Private time?
300
00:12:02,559 --> 00:12:04,225
She can't wait until after "Wheel"
301
00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:05,893
to have dinner with her husband?
302
00:12:05,962 --> 00:12:08,195
Well, not everybody has your work ethic.
303
00:12:08,298 --> 00:12:09,463
Speaking of, Emery and I
304
00:12:09,532 --> 00:12:11,332
bought all the lumber for the birdhouse.
305
00:12:11,434 --> 00:12:13,584
- Construction starts tomorrow.
- Uh-huh.
306
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,903
I don't know where Honey's head
is at but it's not on the wheel.
307
00:12:15,972 --> 00:12:19,507
Yesterday,
she tried to buy a number, Louis.
308
00:12:20,613 --> 00:12:21,642
A number.
309
00:12:22,113 --> 00:12:25,016
I just hope she gets
her head in the game.
310
00:12:26,649 --> 00:12:28,382
Good night.
311
00:12:31,387 --> 00:12:33,888
More wine, sweet pea?
312
00:12:42,976 --> 00:12:45,713
The wheel looks so much
smaller in real life.
313
00:12:45,901 --> 00:12:47,067
Are you trembling?
314
00:12:47,169 --> 00:12:50,838
That's what happens when
you touch your dreams.
315
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:52,673
Thanks for bringing me.
316
00:12:52,775 --> 00:12:54,475
I'm gonna miss you when you move out.
317
00:12:54,577 --> 00:12:56,948
Oh, I didn't tell you?
That's not happening anymore.
318
00:12:57,146 --> 00:13:00,080
Murray wouldn't agree to repaint,
so I withdrew my offer.
319
00:13:00,182 --> 00:13:02,282
I told him
"I have all the time in the world."
320
00:13:02,384 --> 00:13:04,751
We could just stay with you
for as long as it takes.
321
00:13:04,854 --> 00:13:06,854
[Bell rings]
322
00:13:06,956 --> 00:13:11,325
[With audience] "Wheel...
of... Fortune!"
323
00:13:11,427 --> 00:13:13,927
[Cheers and applause]
324
00:13:14,029 --> 00:13:16,163
[Screams]
325
00:13:16,265 --> 00:13:17,297
Yes!
326
00:13:18,927 --> 00:13:20,965
- An "N."
- Yes, three N's.
327
00:13:21,163 --> 00:13:22,284
- [Screams]
- There you go.
328
00:13:22,515 --> 00:13:23,670
Yes!
329
00:13:23,796 --> 00:13:25,335
Yes!
330
00:13:27,433 --> 00:13:28,733
Oh, no...
331
00:13:28,801 --> 00:13:29,900
[Exhales sharply]
332
00:13:29,969 --> 00:13:32,036
I thought it was going
to land on Bankrupt,
333
00:13:32,105 --> 00:13:34,171
but it landed on the one after Bankrupt!
334
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:35,406
[Exhales sharply]
335
00:13:35,475 --> 00:13:38,709
Dentist... dent... wash...
336
00:13:38,778 --> 00:13:41,045
"Denzel Washington D.C."!
337
00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:42,713
You got it! That's it!
338
00:13:42,782 --> 00:13:44,415
[Screams]
339
00:13:44,517 --> 00:13:45,916
Okay, let's uh,
find out a little bit more
340
00:13:45,985 --> 00:13:47,017
about our contestants.
341
00:13:47,086 --> 00:13:49,587
Jessica,
it says here you're a horror novelists
342
00:13:49,689 --> 00:13:50,955
and a real-estate mogul.
343
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:53,954
I don't know which one
of those is scarier.
344
00:13:54,679 --> 00:13:55,660
[Laughter] Pat!
345
00:13:55,661 --> 00:13:57,294
And, uh, Honey is your best friend
346
00:13:57,396 --> 00:13:58,762
and your business partner.
347
00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:00,997
Honey, what's it like working
with your best friend?
348
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:02,666
Awful, Pat. [Laughter]
349
00:14:03,205 --> 00:14:05,669
Well, working with friends can be hard.
350
00:14:05,737 --> 00:14:08,338
Especially when they start
stealing your yogurts
351
00:14:08,407 --> 00:14:09,573
from the work fridge.
352
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:12,595
[Gritting teeth]
If I see an unmarked Yoplait,
353
00:14:12,694 --> 00:14:14,871
I'm eating it!
354
00:14:15,085 --> 00:14:16,866
Let's move on to round two.
355
00:14:18,449 --> 00:14:19,982
Hey, Dave.
356
00:14:20,051 --> 00:14:22,451
You can't be here, Eddie.
We're not friends anymore.
357
00:14:22,520 --> 00:14:27,490
I know, but I need some advice,
and I have nowhere else to turn.
358
00:14:27,558 --> 00:14:29,025
What do you do if two girls like you?
359
00:14:29,127 --> 00:14:30,393
I don't understand the question.
360
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,495
I mean,
what do you do if you have a girlfriend,
361
00:14:32,563 --> 00:14:34,330
but then this other
girl who's really cool
362
00:14:34,432 --> 00:14:36,265
asks you to go eat chips
at the Spicy Gecko?
363
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,400
The Spicy Gecko?
364
00:14:37,468 --> 00:14:39,735
That's the darkest Mexican
restaurant in town.
365
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:41,370
The only reason anyone goes there
366
00:14:41,439 --> 00:14:43,148
is to have complete privacy.
367
00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,907
What do I do?
368
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:45,841
[Snaps fingers]
369
00:14:45,943 --> 00:14:47,376
You should send yourself flowers.
370
00:14:47,478 --> 00:14:48,310
How does that help?
371
00:14:48,412 --> 00:14:49,645
I don't know.
372
00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:51,980
But my mom does it a lot.
373
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,016
Louis:
and if we put the wishing well here,
374
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,284
that frees up room for...
375
00:14:55,352 --> 00:14:57,252
- The hedge maze!
- I knew you'd get it.
376
00:14:57,321 --> 00:14:59,088
All that's left now is to break ground.
377
00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,554
You ready, son?
378
00:15:00,724 --> 00:15:02,290
Is "The Secret World of Alex Mack"
379
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:04,526
the best show on television?
380
00:15:04,628 --> 00:15:05,860
It is. I'm ready, Dad.
381
00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:06,795
[Chuckles]
382
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:09,698
? Don't sweat the technique ?
383
00:15:09,766 --> 00:15:11,733
? Let's trace the hits
and check the file ?
384
00:15:11,802 --> 00:15:14,202
? Let see who bit to
detect the style ?
385
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:16,104
? I flip the script so
they can't get foul ?
386
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,373
? At least not now,
it'll take a while ?
387
00:15:18,442 --> 00:15:20,875
? I change the pace
to complete the beat ?
388
00:15:20,944 --> 00:15:23,411
? Cause when I speak,
they freak to sweat the technique ?
389
00:15:23,513 --> 00:15:26,681
[Birdhouse creaking]
390
00:15:27,452 --> 00:15:29,348
[Ominous music plays] It looks...
391
00:15:29,563 --> 00:15:31,607
less welcoming than in the drawing.
392
00:15:31,721 --> 00:15:34,088
Why is it making that
weird creaking sound?
393
00:15:34,190 --> 00:15:35,423
[Creaking continues]
394
00:15:35,491 --> 00:15:37,825
Oh, it's, uh,
probably just the floorboards settling.
395
00:15:37,894 --> 00:15:40,732
Heh. That's... normal.
396
00:15:41,721 --> 00:15:44,096
[Door bell rings eerily] Oh, uh, neat.
397
00:15:44,376 --> 00:15:45,666
You didn't tell me you
put in a door bell.
398
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:47,702
[Hushed voice] I didn't.
399
00:15:51,478 --> 00:15:53,908
[Chips crunching]
400
00:15:55,089 --> 00:15:56,743
Good free chips.
401
00:15:56,845 --> 00:15:59,229
Yeah. Crunchy.
402
00:16:01,616 --> 00:16:03,083
I'm glad we're doing this.
403
00:16:03,185 --> 00:16:06,386
Right. Me too.
404
00:16:06,455 --> 00:16:08,021
There's something I want to tell you,
405
00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,090
but I don't want to make
things weird between us,
406
00:16:10,158 --> 00:16:12,058
because I feel so
comfortable around you and...
407
00:16:12,127 --> 00:16:14,327
Nicole. I think you're awesome.
408
00:16:14,429 --> 00:16:16,830
Any guy would be lucky to
have you as his girlfriend.
409
00:16:17,418 --> 00:16:18,999
But I already have one...
410
00:16:19,363 --> 00:16:21,901
Alison, and she's great.
411
00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:25,739
I'm sorry, but my answer is no.
412
00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:28,875
I think I might like girls.
413
00:16:33,415 --> 00:16:35,048
[Chip crunches]
414
00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,730
I'm sorry if I made things weird.
415
00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:54,900
I've never told anybody that before.
416
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:58,737
And it feels really
strange saying it out loud.
417
00:16:58,839 --> 00:17:00,437
Uh-huh. Right.
418
00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:03,735
But you're my friend,
and you're easy to talk to,
419
00:17:03,785 --> 00:17:06,445
so I thought you would understand,
you know? Yep.
420
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:08,747
Please don't tell anybody yet.
421
00:17:08,816 --> 00:17:10,516
I'm still trying to figure stuff out.
422
00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:11,984
Yeah, okay.
423
00:17:12,086 --> 00:17:14,186
[Exhales]
424
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,359
[Exhales sharply]
425
00:17:26,700 --> 00:17:28,099
Uh, Eddie, what are you doing?
426
00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:32,403
What we talk about in the Saturn
stays in the Saturn, remember?
427
00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:35,473
Which is good because I
have so many questions.
428
00:17:37,210 --> 00:17:40,011
So when did you, like, turn gay?
429
00:17:40,113 --> 00:17:42,347
Whoa, you don't "turn."
430
00:17:42,449 --> 00:17:43,348
I'm not a werewolf.
431
00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,216
Interesting.
432
00:17:45,318 --> 00:17:47,485
So does this change what kind
of jeans you're gonna wear?
433
00:17:47,587 --> 00:17:48,953
Uhh... [laughing] no.
434
00:17:49,055 --> 00:17:49,888
"T"!
435
00:17:49,956 --> 00:17:50,855
[Buzzer rings]
436
00:17:50,957 --> 00:17:53,224
No, there's no T. I'm sorry.
437
00:17:53,326 --> 00:17:54,058
Honey and Jessica?
438
00:17:54,127 --> 00:17:55,593
We'd like to buy an "O"!
439
00:17:55,662 --> 00:17:57,495
As in "Overstaying Your Welcome."
440
00:17:57,564 --> 00:18:00,755
Honey, we said no buying vowels.
They're a waste of money...
441
00:18:00,887 --> 00:18:02,965
There are 11 O's!
442
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:06,857
That's the hardest Vanna
will work in her life.
443
00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:08,258
[Gritting teeth] Ignore him, Vanna.
444
00:18:08,308 --> 00:18:10,089
Just do your job.
445
00:18:12,778 --> 00:18:16,179
"Oo Oo Oo I wanna be like You Oo Oo!"
446
00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,781
That's it! You got it!
447
00:18:17,850 --> 00:18:21,451
And you win a two-week
best-friends cruise
448
00:18:21,553 --> 00:18:24,021
- to beautiful Cozumel!
- Yes!
449
00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:25,756
Yes! More time together!
450
00:18:25,824 --> 00:18:28,225
Honey,
you can hold my purse while I snorkel!
451
00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:30,794
You know what, no. That's it.
452
00:18:30,896 --> 00:18:32,829
I'm done, Jessica.
453
00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:34,498
First you move your family in
454
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:36,366
and you take over my entire house,
455
00:18:36,468 --> 00:18:39,169
and then instead of looking
for a permanent place to live,
456
00:18:39,238 --> 00:18:40,804
you take advantage of my hospitality
457
00:18:40,906 --> 00:18:42,606
and you spend all of
your time practicing
458
00:18:42,708 --> 00:18:44,408
for this stupid game show.
459
00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:46,476
And not once did you say "thank you."
460
00:18:46,545 --> 00:18:48,445
[Audience gasps]
461
00:18:49,264 --> 00:18:51,853
You said "stay as long as you like."
462
00:18:52,117 --> 00:18:54,850
If you wanted us to leave,
why didn't you just tell me?
463
00:18:54,953 --> 00:18:56,552
Because I'm Southern.
464
00:18:56,654 --> 00:18:59,655
We're built on hospitality and charm.
465
00:18:59,757 --> 00:19:03,326
We say things like,
"Aw, what a cute baby,"
466
00:19:03,428 --> 00:19:05,261
and "Your wedding was beautiful,"
467
00:19:05,363 --> 00:19:06,462
but we don't mean it.
468
00:19:06,564 --> 00:19:08,064
We're very nice liars.
469
00:19:08,166 --> 00:19:09,732
And you're supposed to know that.
470
00:19:09,801 --> 00:19:11,334
It's an unspoken understanding.
471
00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:15,438
Honey, I shouldn't have
invited you on this show.
472
00:19:15,540 --> 00:19:16,939
You're not my best friend.
473
00:19:17,041 --> 00:19:18,808
[Audience gasps]
474
00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:21,043
You're my family.
475
00:19:21,112 --> 00:19:24,113
And where I come from,
it is an unspoken understanding
476
00:19:24,182 --> 00:19:26,716
that you don't say thank you
to your family
477
00:19:26,818 --> 00:19:28,250
because you don't need to.
478
00:19:28,319 --> 00:19:30,853
You know they'll always have your back
479
00:19:30,955 --> 00:19:33,022
no matter how hard things get.
480
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:36,486
And you will always have theirs.
481
00:19:36,585 --> 00:19:38,494
I think of you like family too.
482
00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:41,864
Extended family who you love
but don't want to live with.
483
00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:44,967
I'll call Murray back tonight
and I will accept his offer.
484
00:19:45,069 --> 00:19:47,069
What about him refusing
to repaint the house?
485
00:19:47,171 --> 00:19:49,171
[Voice breaking] I'll make Eddie do it.
486
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,040
[Audience "aw" ing]
487
00:19:51,142 --> 00:19:56,379
[Applause]
488
00:19:56,481 --> 00:19:58,247
I'm sorry we ruined Best Friends Week.
489
00:19:58,349 --> 00:20:02,084
Real best friends fight
because they care.
490
00:20:02,186 --> 00:20:04,954
Sometimes you're hardest on the people
491
00:20:05,056 --> 00:20:07,523
who... who matter to you the most.
492
00:20:07,625 --> 00:20:09,592
[Exhales sharply] Ding.
493
00:20:09,694 --> 00:20:12,895
[Voice breaking] There's only one "U."
494
00:20:12,997 --> 00:20:14,063
[Audience "aw" ing]
495
00:20:16,288 --> 00:20:19,963
- Well, thank you for letting us stay.
- You're welcome any time.
496
00:20:20,189 --> 00:20:21,755
Southern, right?
497
00:20:21,857 --> 00:20:24,425
Mm-hmm.[Laughs]
498
00:20:28,998 --> 00:20:31,879
Well... nothing I can say.
499
00:20:34,837 --> 00:20:37,071
Uh, what is that?
500
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:38,806
Emery: It's a bird deck.
501
00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:40,507
A not-haunted bird deck.
502
00:20:40,609 --> 00:20:41,742
Trust us, it's better this way.
503
00:20:41,844 --> 00:20:43,744
[Engine revving]
504
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,212
[Tires screech, door slams]
505
00:20:45,314 --> 00:20:47,915
Louis! Where you been?
I've been paging you all week!
506
00:20:48,017 --> 00:20:50,350
- What's going on?
- We have an emergency.
507
00:20:50,453 --> 00:20:55,355
Kenny Rogers'
Michael Bolton's Cattleman's Ranch?
508
00:20:55,458 --> 00:20:56,423
W...
509
00:20:56,525 --> 00:20:58,592
Michael! What happened?
510
00:20:58,694 --> 00:21:00,260
Kenny's a jealous man, Louis.
511
00:21:00,362 --> 00:21:02,963
An extremely wealthy, jealous man.
512
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:05,332
He offered me a
ridiculous amount of money
513
00:21:05,434 --> 00:21:07,134
for my half of the restaurant.
514
00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:08,736
But you said I could lean on you!
515
00:21:08,838 --> 00:21:09,603
You sang it!
516
00:21:09,705 --> 00:21:11,472
I'll never forget you, Louis.
517
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,173
And we did have some great times,
didn't we?
518
00:21:13,275 --> 00:21:14,441
Did we?
519
00:21:19,328 --> 00:21:21,615
[Louis sighs] Looks like
The Gambler always wins.
520
00:21:21,967 --> 00:21:24,160
sync and corrected by ninh
www.addic7ed.com
521
00:21:24,210 --> 00:21:28,760
Repair and Synchronization by
Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0
37440
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Albanian
Amharic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bengali
Bosnian
Bulgarian
Catalan
Cebuano
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Esperanto
Estonian
Finnish
French
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Gujarati
Haitian Creole
Hawaiian
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Khmer
Korean
Kurdish (Kurmanji)
Kyrgyz
Lao
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Portuguese
Romanian
Russian
Samoan
Serbian
Sesotho
Shona
Sinhala
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Swahili
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Turkish
Ukrainian
Urdu
Uzbek
Vietnamese
