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- SO, WHAT'S THE VERDICT?

- I'VE NEVER SEEN A BUILDING THIS AGE SO WELL INSULATED.

- GREAT. - SHAME IT'S ALL GOTTA COME OUT.

- WHAT? WHY? - ASBESTOS.

IT COULD CAUSE CANCER, YOU KNOW.

- OF COURSE I KNOW. I'M A DOCTOR!

- OH, AND I SUPPOSE A DOCTOR'S TOO GOOD TO GO OUT

WITH A BUILDING INSPECTOR. - I NEVER SAID THAT!

- GREAT. PICK ME UP AT 8:00.

- RIGHT.

- NO, MAMA--MAMA! MAMA, I KEEP TELLIN' YOU,

I DON'T WANT A BIG FANCY WEDDING.

I HAD ONE OF THEM WHEN I MARRIED NICK.

EVEN IF YOU WAS AGAINST IT, IT STILL COUNTS.

ALL RIGHT, MAMA, THEN I'LL-- I'LL SEE YOU IN A FEW DAYS.

PLEASE, MAMA, REMEMBER, NO BIG FUSS!

- LAVERNE, WE'RE CLOSING DOWN FOR TWO WEEKS.

- IT'S JUST MY WEDDING, IT IS NOT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY.

- NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE INSPECTOR SAID THIS PLACE IS LOADED WITH ASBESTOS.

- GOOD. - GOOD?

- YEAH, THEN I CAN GO HOME EARLY AND RIDE HERD ON MAMA.

THAT WOMAN HAS GONE WEDDIN' CRAZY.

- OH, SHE'S JUST EXCITED.

- SHE'S PLANNIN' A LASER SHOW.

- GO, MY CHILD. RIDE HERD WITH MY BLESSING.

- DOCTOR... WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

- I AM COMING. I'LL BE THERE FOR THE WEDDING.

- NO, I MEAN TOMORROW.

I COULD USE THE MORAL SUPPORT, NOW YOU'VE GOT SOME EXTRA TIME.

- NO OFFENSE, LAVERNE,

BUT I WAS PLANNING ON SPENDING IT

SOMEPLACE A LITTLE MORE EXOTIC THAN HICKORY.

LIKE... PITTSBURGH.

- PLEASE! PLEASE.

- LAVERNE, I'M NOT GOOD WITH FRESH AIR!

OR THE PEOPLE WHO BREATHE IT.

- OKAY. IF YOU DON'T COME HOME WITH ME TOMORROW,

I AM GONNA CALL YOUR MA AND TELL HER

THAT YOU HAVE THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OFF.

- YOU'RE BLUFFING.

- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- ARE YOU SURE IT'S SAFE IN HERE WITH ALL THIS ASBESTOS?

- WELL, THE INSPECTOR SAYS THERE'S NO DANGER

UNLESS IT STARTS DISINTEGRATING, BUT, UH...

I WILL FEEL BETTER WHEN IT'S GONE.

- SO WILL I!

ARE THESE THE FILES FOR THE 39TH STREET CLINIC?

- THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

I'LL DROP THEM OFF

ON MY WAY TO THE BANK. - NO, LAVERNE...

I'D TAKE THE MASK OFF BEFORE GOING INTO THE BANK.

- ROGER. - THERE YOU GO, OKAY.

- SO, HARRY, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP TO VERMONT?

- OH, MAXINE, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW BEAUTIFUL IT IS UP THERE.

- YEAH, I WAS IN VERMONT ONCE.

OR WAS IT NEW HAMPSHIRE?

NO, WAIT, IT WAS A CHRISTMAS TREE LOT IN THE BRONX.

- MY FRIEND BOB LIVES ABOUT, I DON'T KNOW,

5 MILES FROM THE MEDICAL SCHOOL,

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS--IT'S INCREDIBLE!

- IF YOU LIKE TREES.

- WHO DOESN'T LIKE TREES? NOBODY DOESN'T LIKE TREES.

- NO, HARRY, NOBODY DOES IT LIKE SARA LEE.

- YOU KNOW, BOB GOES FISHING EVERY DAY,

AND HE TAPS HIS OWN MAPLE TREES FOR SYRUP.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO TAP A TREE?

- I IMAGINE IT'S LIKE THAT THRILL YOU GET

WHEN YOU INSERT A CATHETER.

- YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?

HE OFFERED ME A JOB TEACHING PEDIATRICS

A COUPLE OF DAYS A WEEK.

- SO ARE YOU GONNA TAKE IT?

- DON'T BE SILLY, MAXINE,

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY TAKE IT.

- WHY NOT? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE PERFECT JOB FOR YOU.

WORK TWO DAYS A WEEK, SPEND THE REST OF THE TIME

CATCHING FISH AND POURING MAPLE SYRUP OVER THEM.

- MAXINE, HOW CAN I MOVE TO VERMONT?

I'VE GOT TIES TO MIAMI.

I'VE GOT MY HOUSE, I'VE GOT CAROL AND SCOTTY,

AND I'VE GOT RESPONSIBILITIES HERE WITH THE CLINIC.

- WELL, HARRY, WE'D MISS YOU, BUT WE'D MANAGE.

AND IF YOU WANT THIS, YOU SHOULD GO FOR IT.

- WELL, THERE'S STILL THE HOUSE AND CAROL.

- OH, COME ON, YOU PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER:

"FOR SALE: WELL-BUILT RAMBLING MODERN.

"PERFECT FOR A YOUNG PROFESSIONAL.

NEEDS A LITTLE FIXING."

- WHAT ABOUT CAROL? - I'M TALKING ABOUT CAROL.

- I'M SORRY, HARRY, IT'S CONFUSING.

COULD YOU TELL ME ONE MORE TIME?

- CHARLEY, I'VE TOLD YOU

THREE TIMES ALREADY.

- BUT I'M NEW AT THIS, PLEASE, JUST ONCE MORE.

- ALL RIGHT, BUT THIS IS THE LAST TIME.

THAT ONE'S MACNEIL. THAT ONE'S LEHRER.

- HARRY, WE CAN'T GO TO LAVERNE'S WEDDING, NONE OF US.

- WHY NOT? - I HAD A DREAM.

WE WERE ALL FLYING TO HICKORY, AND THE PLANE CRASHED.

THERE WERE ONLY TWO SURVIVORS. - WHO?

- A SALESMAN FROM TORONTO AND MADONNA.

- SOPHIA, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAD A DREAM

DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL HAPPEN.

- NO, HARRY, YOU'RE WRONG, THIS IS UNCANNY!

I SAW MADONNA INTERVIEWED ON TV THIS MORNING!

- SO?

- OBVIOUSLY, SHE DID SURVIVE!

- THAT'S IT, I'M NOT GOING. - NEITHER AM I!

- LOOK, I MEAN, OKAY, IF FLYING BOTHERS YOU,

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE A TRAIN?

- IN THE DREAM, THE PLANE CRASHED INTO A TRAIN!

- SPOOKY. HEY, I GOT AN IDEA, SOPHIA, WHY DON'T WE DRIVE?

- I'M IN. - HARRY! BUDDY!

CAN I BORROW YOUR CAR?

- CHARLEY, PAL, COME ON. DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK?

OF COURSE NOT.

- I'M GOING HOME TO PACK. I'LL SEE YOU IN HICKORY, HARRY.

OH, WAIT, I FORGOT. YOU'RE FLYING.

WELL, IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.

- IT'S 68 DEGREES AND SUNNY IN HICKORY.

THIS IS KBBH, DOWN HOME RADIO FOR NORTH CENTRAL ARKANSAS.

NOW, STAY TUNED FOR THE HOWARD STERN SHOW.

[doorbell rings] - OH MY LORD, THEY'RE HERE!

- I'LL GET IT.

- [squealing]

[both shout]

- OH, MAMA! OH, DADDY!

[laughs]

- HI. IS THIS THE HIGBY RESIDENCE?

- OH, COME IN, DR. DOUGLAS, WE HAVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.

SO, HOW DO YOU LIKE HICKORY SO FAR?

- I'M IMPRESSED.

I WAS REALLY SURPRISED BY YOUR AIRPORT.

- WHAT ABOUT IT? - YOU GOT ONE.

- WOULD Y'ALL CARE FOR SOME REFRESHMENTS?

- WELL, I HOPE YOU DIDN'T GO TO ANY TROUBLE.

OH, IT'S NOTHIN', NOTHIN' AT ALL, IT'S JUST A LITTLE

ICED TEA AND A FEW COOKIES. AND SOME HUSH PUPPIES.

AND, UH, CATFISH, FRIED CHICKEN AND DUMPLIN'S, OF COURSE.

AND, UH...WELL, I'M AFRAID THAT'S ALL.

I'LL GO MAKE MORE!

- HAVE A SEAT, MAXINE.

WELL, DADDY, HOW'S BUSINESS?

- UH-HUH. - YEAH, THINGS PICKIN' UP.

- UH-HUH. - WELL, GOOD.

DADDY'S AN AUCTIONEER.

- OH, REALLY? WHAT DO YOU AUCTION?

- LIVESTOCK, TOBACCO, RENAISSANCE ART.

- RENAISSANCE ART?

- IT DON'T COME UP THAT OFTEN, BUT IF YOU FIND

A BOTTICELLI IN YOUR BARN, I'M YOUR MAN.

- COME ON, DAD, DO IT ONE TIME FOR US. IT'S A HOOT!

- OH, SHE'S NOT INTERESTED.

- NO, REALLY, I'D LOVE TO HEAR IT.

- COME ON, DADDY, AUCTION OFF SOMETHING.

SAY 'EM HUSH PUPPIES THERE.

- OKAY.

WHAT ARE MY BID FOR THESE HUSH PUPPIES?

- $5!

- OKAY, $5. ANYBODY WANT TO BID TEN?

WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA!

- AIN'T HE GREAT?

DADDY'S GOING TO PERFORM THE CEREMONY.

HE'S A JUDGE TOO.

- I'M THE ONLY ONE IN TOWN KNOWS HOW TO WORK THE GAVEL.

- OH, DADDY, WAIT TILL YOU SEE

WHAT I'M A-WEARIN' TO THE WEDDIN'.

- HE'S ALREADY SEEN WHAT YOU'RE WEARIN', DEAR.

YOU'RE WEARIN' MY OLD WEDDING GOWN.

- MAMA, I PLAN ON WEARIN' A VERY NICE GRAY SUIT.

- THEN I'M SURE YOU'LL LOOK LOVELY IN IT.

PERHAPS ON THE TRIP TO THE HONEYMOON.

- I PLAN ON A-WEARIN' IT AT MY WEDDING.

- WELL, FINE.

AND THEN, YOU CAN WEAR IT AGAIN AT MY FUNERAL,

CAUSE I'LL JUST DIE

IF YOU SHAME ME IN FRONT OF 200 PEOPLE.

- 200! P-- P--

IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP, IT AIN'T THE SHAME THAT'S GONNA KILL HER.

- MRS. HIGBY, IF I COULD PUT MY TWO CENTS IN....

- I HAVE TWO CENTS! DO I HEAR THREE?

- VERNIE, HONEY, I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO.

IT'S JUST THAT I KNOW THAT WHEN MATT SEES YOU

ALL DRESSED IN WHITE, COMIN' DOWN THE LONG SPIRAL STAIRCASE,

- MAMA, WE DON'T HAVE A SPIRAL STAIRCASE.

- SHE RENTED ONE!

- IT'S ALL SET UP IN THE BACK YARD!

- WOW! WE'RE TALKING GONE-WITH-THE-WIND-CITY!

- THAT'S WHERE WE GOT IT!

- NO, JULIUS, I DON'T WANT IT LISTED,

I'M JUST CURIOUS ABOUT HOW MUCH I WOULD GET

FOR MY HOUSE IF I SOLD IT.

HOW MUCH?

WHOA! JEEZ!

ARE YOU SURE THAT'S THE BEST WE CAN DO?

- DADDY! - OH, WAIT, I GOTTA GO.

- DADDY, OH MY GOD, DADDY! DADDY, I HAVE NEWS.

I HAVE BIG NEWS, THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER!

[screams] I'VE DREAMED OF THIS MOMENT

FOR SO LONG, AND HOW I WOULD TELL YOU!

IT HAS TO BE ABSOLUTELY PERFECT! COME HERE.

SIT HERE. - OKAY.

- NO, STAND UP. MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT ON A TIE.

- CAROL, PLEASE, SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE...

YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING.

- WELL, THANKS A LOT, YOU RUINED MY MOMENT!

- YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED?

THAT'S TERRIFIC! THAT'S...!

GO BACK OUTSIDE, WE'LL DO IT AGAIN!

I'LL SIT DOWN, I'LL PUT ON A TIE... - NO, NO, DADDY, IT'S OKAY!

[both scream]

- OH, GOD, GREAT! IT'S UNBELIEVABLE!

OH, SWEETHEART! OH...!

I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM.

OH, FOR YOU TOO.

- I HAVE MILLION THINGS TO DO! I HAVE TO CALL BARBARA AND EMILY

AND AUNT SUSAN, I HAVE TO MAKE A LIST!

OH, DADDY, LOOK AT ME!

I'M MAKING AN "I'M GETTING MARRIED" LIST!

I WONDER IF I SAVED MY OLD ONE?

AND DON'T WORRY, DADDY. EVEN THOUGH I'M GETTING MARRIED,

I'LL STILL COME VISIT YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.

- WELL...UH, MAYBE NOT.

- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- SWEETHEART, I HAVE A LITTLE NEWS OF MY OWN.

COME HERE, BABY. SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, GET OVER HERE, THERE.

I'VE BEEN OFFERED A JOB TEACHING.

- OH, DADDY, THAT'S WONDERFUL!

- IN VERMONT!

- VERMONT?

WOULD YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE?

WELL, OF COURSE YOU WOULD. NO, THAT'S--THAT'S GREAT.

AND SUDDEN.

- YEAH, WELL, ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT

FOR, YOU KNOW, QUITE A WHILE AND I WASN'T GOING TO TAKE IT,

BUT NOW THAT YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED,

I GUESS I'M GOING TO VERMONT!

ALL RIGHT! YES!

- CHARLEY, HOW LONG TO THE NEXT TOWN?

- TEN MINUTES.

- YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE PAST HOUR.

- WELL, ONE OF THESE TIMES, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT.

- TELL ME THE TRUTH, ARE WE LOST?

- I'M NOT SURE.

I COULD TELL BETTER IF I HAD SOME IDEA OF WHERE WE ARE.

- YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE TAKEN THAT TURNOFF.

- YOU TOLD ME TO!

- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO ME FOR?

I'VE GOT SUCH A LOUSY SENSE OF DIRECTION,

SOMETIMES I THINK I'M GETTING YOUNGER!

- YOU WERE READING THE MAP!

- I THOUGHT I WAS, BUT IT TURNED OUT

I WAS JUST LOOKING AT THE VEINS IN MY HAND.

- LOOK AT HER, MAXINE!

LOOKS LIKE SHE JUST STEPPED OFF A WEDDING CAKE!

- IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,

I'D SWEAR THERE WAS FROSTING ON HER SHOES.

- OKAY, I TRIED IT ON LIKE I SAID I WOULD,

NOW, LET'S GET ME OUT OF IT.

- OH, HUSH, GIRL, IT ISN'T AN OFFICIAL TRY-ON

'TIL WE MAKE IT FIT RIGHT! - HEY, LAVERNE.

HERE'S YOUR WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENT IN THE HICKORY GAZETTE.

- MAMA, I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT!

- OH, LAVERNE, IT'S CUSTOMARY, NOW HOLD STILL!

- IT'S FOUR PAGES.

- MAMA!

- PAGE ONE: "THE CHILDHOOD YEARS."

MAN, IT'S TRUE WHAT THEY SAY.

EVERYBODY'S UGLY WHEN THEY'RE 13.

- OKAY, MAMA, UH, WE HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE TALK,

UH, CONCERNING MY WEDDING.

AND I REITERATE THAT PHRASING--"MY WEDDING".

AS IN "I WOULD LIKE TO CHOOSE WHAT I WEAR."

- WHY DON'T WE ASK MAXINE FOR AN UNBIASED OPINION?

- DO YOU PROMISE TO ABIDE BY WHAT SHE SAYS?

- OH, OF COURSE I WILL! NOW, MAXINE...

WHICH DO YOU THINK IS MORE APPROPRIATE?

THIS LOVELY HAND-MADE WEDDING GOWN

THAT'S BEEN WORN BY EVERY HIGBY BRIDE FOR SIX GENERATIONS

OR THIS CHEAP GRAY SUIT

OFF THE RACK OF SOME CUT-RATE STORE

IN A SLEAZY, GOD-FORSAKEN MIAMI NEIGHBORHOOD?

- MOTHER, I DO NOT BUY MY CLOTHES AT CUT-RATE STORES

IN SLEAZY, GOD-FORSAKEN NEIGHBORHOODS!

- YOU DON'T? I STAND CORRECTED.

BUT IT CERTAINLY WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

- OKAY, DOCTOR, WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?

- WELL, PERSONALLY, I LIKE THE WEDDING GOWN.

BUT LAVERNE IS A GROWN WOMAN, AND IT SEEMS TO ME

SHE HAS ABSOLUTE RIGHT TO CHOOSE FOR HERSELF.

- WELL, I GUESS THAT SETTLES IT, THEN.

OH, COME ON, LET'S GET YOU OUT OF THIS THING.

WE'VE GOT TO GET IT HEMMED AND PRESSED BEFORE THE BIG EVENT!

- MAMA, YOU AGREED TO ABIDE BY DR. DOUGLAS'S OPINION!

- WELL, THAT'S RIGHT, AND HER OPINION IS

SHE LIKES THE WEDDING GOWN BETTER.

WAIT RIGHT HERE, I'M-A GO RUN AND GET THE VEIL!

YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING.

YOU'D BE THE OLDEST HIGBY BRIDE EVER TO WEAR THIS DRESS.

- DO YOU SEE WHAT SHE DOES?

DO YOU SEE WHAT I AM UP AGAINST?

- YEAH.

SHE REALLY PUSHES YOU AROUND.

I LIKE HER!

- DADDY, I'M HOME!

WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE OUTFIT I GOT FOR OUR TRIP TO HICKORY.

I FOUND IT AT THIS WONDERFUL CUT-RATE SHOP

IN A SLEAZY GOD-FORSAKEN NEIGHBORHOOD!

DADDY?

OH. THE SILENCE OF THINGS TO COME.

OH, DREYFIE!

YOU AND DADDY AREN'T REALLY GONNA MOVE TO VERMONT, ARE YOU?

[doorbell rings]

OH, DADDY? IS THAT YOU?

MAYBE HE FORGOT HIS KEY. OH, KEVIN!

- HI, HONEY. - HI!

- I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT AND I REALIZED

I WASN'T GONNA SEE YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE FOR LAVERNE'S WEDDING.

- I KNOW, I'M GONNA MISS YOU.

- I'M GONNA MISS YOU, TOO, MRS. MILLEN!

- MRS. MILLEN? MRS. MILLEN?

WHY ARE YOU ASSUMING I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME?

WESTON'S A GOOD NAME. IT'S MY DADDY'S NAME.

- OKAY, DON'T CHANGE IT,

I WAS JUST EXCITED ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.

- I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART, I AM TOO.

I THINK I'M JUST A LITTLE TIRED. - THAT'S OKAY.

I SEE THEY ALREADY GOT THE "FOR SALE" SIGN UP OUTSIDE.

THIS IS A GREAT HOUSE, I BET IT'S GONNA SELL IN NO TIME.

- HONEY, I JUST HAD A WEIRD IDEA.

- OKAY, BUT I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

- NO! YOU!

WHAT IF WE BOUGHT THIS HOUSE? THEN YOU COULD MOVE IN WITH ME

IN MY ROOM, AND WE COULD KEEP DADDY'S ROOM

EXACTLY THE WAY IT IS FOR WHEN HE WANTS TO VISIT.

- CAROL, WE TALKED ABOUT GETTING OUR OWN PLACE.

- YOU'RE RIGHT, WE SHOULD. HOW ABOUT VERMONT?

- VERMONT? CAROL, WHY?

OUR LIFE IS HERE.

- OUR LIFE?

WHAT ABOUT MY LIFE?

- CAROL, I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GOING INTO THIS

WITH THE RIGHT ATTITUDE.

- LOOK. I'VE GOT A LOT GOING ON RIGHT NOW.

AND I NEED SOME TIME TO THINK.

MAYBE WE SHOULD PUT OFF GETTING MARRIED FOR A LITTLE WHILE.

- PUT IT OFF? FOR HOW LONG?

- I DON'T KNOW, KEVIN.

I DON'T KNOW.

[doorbell rings] - OH!

COME IN, COME IN! - HI!

- OH, LET ME TAKE YOUR UMBRELLA.

GRIT, GO FETCH LAVERNE, TELL HER DR. WESTON'S HERE.

- NICE TALKING TO Y'ALL.

- WHAT DID HE SAY? - IT'S NOTHING, DADDY!

HIS EARS ARE STILL PLUGGED UP FROM THE FLIGHT.

- MINE TOO!

- LOOK AT THE LITTLE ANGEL.

- YEAH, IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, CAN I PUT HIM DOWN SOMEWHERE?

- RIGHT IN THERE. - OKAY, THANKS.

- DOCTOR, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HEY. - SO, HOW WAS YOUR FLIGHT, HARRY?

- HUH, EXACTLY!

- I BEG YOUR PARDON?

- THE FLIGHT WAS HAIRY, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?

- WHERE'S CHARLEY AND SOPHIA? - THEY'RE NOT HERE YET.

- YOU'RE KIDDING! THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE DAYS AGO!

DADDY! SOPHIA AND CHARLEY AREN'T HERE YET!

- OH, GOOD! I'LL GO SAY HELLO!

- MY, I HOPE THEY'RE ALL RIGHT.

THE RADIO SAYS ROADS ARE WASHED OUT ALL OVER THE STATE.

- DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE YOU'RE GOING?

- SURE. THAT WAY.

- MAYBE YOU SHOULD LET ME DRIVE.

- ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD.

DON'T WORRY, I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.

WE'RE RIGHT HERE IN INDIANA.

- OH, YURTS! YOU GOT THE MAP UPSIDE DOWN!

OKAY, MAGELLAN. HANG A U-IE.

WE PASSED HICKORY THREE HOURS AGO.

- OKAY, NOW WE'RE GOING IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

- GOOD. MAYBE WE CAN STILL SEE LAVERNE GET MARRIED.

- I DOUBT IT. SHE JUST PASSED US GOING THE OTHER WAY.

- OH, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM,

MIGHT AFFECT LAVERNE'S WEDDING.

- WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? - SHE WON'T BE THERE!

- WHAT? - WHAT'D HE SAY?

- SHE'S GONE!

SHE LEFT THIS NOTE! HERE, READ IT FOR YOURSELF.

IT SAYS THAT THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN HAVE THE KIND OF WEDDIN'

SHE REALLY WANTS, IS TO DO IT HERSELF.

SHE'S ELOPED! - MY BEAUTIFUL WEDDING!

- THIS IS REALLY AWFUL.

- OH, NEVER MIND THAT. THIS IS REALLY AWFUL!

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