Original subtitles

- DOCTORS, HERE'S THE WANT AD FOR MY REPLACEMENT.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT IT

BEFORE I SEND IT IN THE NEWSPAPER.

- YOU KNOW, I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE LEAVIN' US.

- IT WAS A TOUGH DECISION, YOU KNOW.

GET MARRIED, MOVE BACK TO HICKORY,

LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH THE MAN I LOVE,

OR STAY HERE WITH YOU TWO.

- STILL, YOUR NOT BEING HERE

IS GONNA TAKE SOME GETTIN' USED TO.

- I TOOK THAT INTO CONSIDERATION. HERE...

- "WANTED: NURSE. 5 FT 6, 110 LB, SOUTHERN ACCENT PREFERRED.

FASCINATING ANECDOTES ABOUT HOMETOWN A PLUS?"

- AND A MUTE BUTTON WOULD BE NICE.

- OH, YOU AND YOUR TECHNO JOKES.

- YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING...

WE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE SOME SORT OF PARTY

IN HONOR OF HER LEAVING.

- YEAH, I WAS PLANNIN' ON

KNOCKIN' OFF A CASE OF CHAMPAGNE.

BUT THAT'S AFTER SHE LEAVES.

- LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE, I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- SO WHO ARE WE GONNA GET

TO ARRANGE THIS LITTLE SHINDIG FOR LAVERNE?

- DON'T LOOK AT ME. I'M A BOY.

- YOU KNOW WHO'D BE GREAT AT PLANNING IT?

LAVERNE.

- EXACTLY.

- OKAY, SO WHEN SHE GETS BACK, WE'LL ASK HER TO DO IT.

- GOOD IDEA! ALSO ASK HER IF SHE THINKS

IT SHOULD BE A SURPRISE PARTY.

- WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY FAIR TO STICK HER WITH THE WHOLE THING.

WHY DON'T WE JUST ASK EVERYBODY TO PITCH IN?

- YOU'RE RIGHT, I MEAN, WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

WE ALL BRING OUR OWN UNIQUE TALENTS.

- PLEASE, LAVERNE...

NO MORE BALLOONS.

YOU SEE THAT PINK ONE OVER THERE?

- YEAH. - IT'S ONE OF MY LUNGS.

- KUMBAYA, MY LORD

KUMBAYA

KUMBAYA, MY LORD

KUMBAYA

OH, LORD, KUMBA...YA

ISN'T THAT GREAT?

- CAROL, HOW DID YOU EVER FIND IT?

- IT WAS IN THE ATTIC, BEHIND SOME BOXES,

STUFFED IN A ROLLED-UP CARPET UNDER THAT OLD SOFA-BED.

- I KNOW WHERE IT WAS. HOW DID YOU EVER FIND IT?

- WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR MY TRUMPET.

- YOU'LL NEVER FIND THAT.

- REMEMBER THIS ONE, DADDY? - YES.

- BUT I HAVEN'T SUNG ANYTHING YET.

- I REMEMBER THEM ALL. - IT'S JIMMY CRACK CORN.

- AND I DON'T CARE.

OH, YES!

[humming and chuckling]

WHASSUP?

WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

SSSALLY!

HEE-HEE-HEE, HOO-HOO.

[scatting]

- SOMEBODY BURNING TIRES IN HERE?

- OH, SOFIA, YOU LITTLE TEASE!

THESE ARE MY NEW, DELECTABLE,

FAT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, WHEAT-FREE, LOW-SODIUM COOKIES.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD CALL THEM?

- CRAP AHOY.

- MY SAUCE, I LIKE TO PUT IT ON THE MEATBALLS

AND VERMICELLI, AND BETTY'S BELLY

MY SAUCE, MY SAUCE, GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE

MY SAUCE, MY SAUCE, IT COULD KILL A HORSE

IT KILLED A HORSE, IT KILLED A COW

IT KILLED MY MA, IT KILLED MY PA

I SURE LIKE MY SAUCE, FERNICKILI, FERNICKILA, HEY!

- LAW, Y'ALL, EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD.

- I THINK WE SHOULD START WITH A TOAST TO OUR GUEST OF HONOR.

- TO LAVERNE HIGBY TODD, SOON TO BE KANE.

A LONG AND HAPPY LIFE.

- HEY, I CAN'T REACH.

AH, WHO NEEDS YOU?

LIFE IS SHORT, AND SO AM I.

- SO, LAVERNE, DOES IT FEEL STRANGE

TO BE MOVING BACK TO HICKORY?

- WELL, IT WILL BE A BIT OF AN ADJUSTMENT,

BUT I AM LOOKIN' FORWARD TO IT.

NOW OF COURSE I KNOW A LOT OF Y'ALL THINK

IT'S JUST A HICK TOWN.

- LAVERNE, DON'T BE SILLY. WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

- OH, I PICKED UP ON A FEW HINTS HERE AND THERE.

- PRETTY GOOD JOKE, HUH?

- NO, JUST ONE OF THEM CRAZY STORIES FROM BACK HOME.

YOU'VE HEARD ME TALK ABOUT TATER NORTON.

- AH, YES, THE ILLUSTRIOUS TATER NORTON. HOW IS HE?

- A BIG NUT JUST LIKE ALWAYS.

BUT NOW LAST WEEK, TATER'S DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED.

- OH, YEAH, WHAT'S HER NAME? SUCCOTASH?

- JANE, BUT THE FOLKS JUST CALL HER "JUNEBUG" FOR SHORT.

- TATER'S DAUGHTER JUNEBUG, HUH?

- ANYWAY, SHE HAD THIS WEDDIN' AND...

IT WAS JUST PURE "D" HICKORY.

- YEAH, A REAL HICKORY WEDDING, HUH?

- WHEN SHE COME DOWN THE AISLE, THE ORGANIST PLAY DIXIE.

- DIXIE.

LET'S SEE...HOW MANY POSSUMS IN THE BRIDE'S DOWRY?

WAS IT A SINGLE OR A DOUBLE BARREL CEREMONY?

- DR. WESTON...DR. DOUGLAS...

Y'UNS BEST PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A BIG SHOCK.

- YOU HAVE A PhD IN ENGLISH?

- SHE REMINDS ME OF EMMABELLE SWEENEY.

- LET ME GUESS... RABBI FRIEND OF YOURS?

- ANYWAY EMMABELLE COULD DRINK AND ENTIRE MARTINI

THROUGH HER NOSE.

- WILL YOU STOP IT? THAT--THAT'S NONSENSE.

- I SEEN IT MYSELF.

A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, SHE INHALED THE OLIVE TOO,

SO NOW WHENEVER SHE SNEEZES

SHE PASSES OUT FOR A MINUTE OR TWO.

SHE LIKE TO SHOW OUT AT PARTIES TOO.

DRINK, SNEEZE, PASS OUT, DRINK, SNEEZE, PASS OUT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE 'EM LITTLE FAINTIN' GOATS.

- FAINTING GOATS?

YOU EVEN HAVE COLORFUL FARM ANIMALS?

- YEAH, YOU KNOW THEM CUTE LITTLE GOATS

THAT FAINT IF YOU SCARE 'EM.

BUDDY HICKSON HAD ONE. NAMED IT "SCARE ME BOB."

NOW YOU GET EMMABELLE AND THAT GOAT AT A PARTY,

EMMA'D SNEEZE, SCARE BOB, THEY'D BOTH BE ON THE FLOOR

WITH THEIR FEET IN THE AIR.

- OH, NO ONE TOUCHED MY FAMOUS SPINACH SOUFFLE.

- THAT'S BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT'S FAMOUS FOR.

- OH, I'M STUFFED!

- AW, ME TOO.

I MAY NEVER EAT AGAIN.

WHAT'S FOR DESSERT?

- LAVERNE, YOU DIDN'T EAT VERY MUCH.

- WELL, TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I HAVEN'T HAD MUCH OF AN APPETITE LATELY, YOU KNOW,

WHAT WITH ALL THESE LIFE CHANGES AND ALL.

- WELL, DEAR, CHANGE IS WHAT LIFE'S ABOUT, YOU KNOW...

BIRTH, MARRIAGE...

- DEATH.

IT'S NOT SO BAD.

AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE TO BUY ANYONE A PRESENT.

- CAROL, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THE DIZZINESS,

THE LIGHT-HEADEDNESS, THE NAUSEA?

- HELLO!

SOME DOCTOR YOU ARE!

- THE SPINSTER'S NOT HEARTBROKEN. SHE KNOCKED UP!

- CAROL, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE NOT HAVING A BABY.

- I SEE.

SO THEN I'M JUST INCREDIBLY FAT.

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I JUST MEANT

THAT YOU'RE NOT HAVING A BABY RIGHT NOW.

YOU'RE--YOU'RE HAVING BRAXTON HICKS CONTRACTIONS.

IT'S KIND OF A...FALSE LABOR.

- FALSE?

THIS LABOR IS FALSE?

MOTHER OF GOD, THEN WHAT ARE REAL CONTRACTIONS LIKE?

- DADDY, IT'S COMING. I CAN FEEL IT, IT'S COMING.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. SHE'S READY, UM...

GO GET ME SOME NEWSPAPERS OR SOME TOWELS

TRY TO FIND ME SOME SCISSORS

TELL THE MANAGEMENT WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

AND CALL AN AMBULANCE.

- THAT'S TOO MANY THINGS! - I'LL DO IT!

- WELL, I GET TO CALL THE AMBULANCE!

- COME ON, SWEETHEART.

- I WISH MAXINE WERE HERE TO DO IT.

YOU'RE MY FATHER. OH! OH!

I DON'T CARE WHO DOES IT! JUST GET THAT BABY OUTTA THERE!

- ALL RIGHT, OKAY NOW, REMEMBER YOUR BREATHING!

BREATHE, BABY! YEAH, GOOD! - OH, GOD! OH, GOD!

THE PAIN! THE PAIN!

- NOW COMES THE GOOD PART.

LUCIA HAS GONE MAD

AND EDGAR'S ABOUT TO KILL HIMSELF.

- OH! - I CAN'T HEAR! KNOCK IT OFF!

- OKAY, BABY, YOU'RE OKAY. - AMBULANCE IS ON IT'S WAY.

HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

OKAY, BABY. - GOD, I NEED TO PUSH.

IT'S OKAY. - I NEED TO PUSH.

- ALL RIGHT... - COME ON! SHUT UP, UP THERE!

- OH!

[groaning] - ALL RIGHT, NOW.

- HERE IT COMES NOW. - OKAY, BREATHE.

- THERE YOU GO DEAR.

COME ON, IT'S COMING! IT'S COMING!

- OKAY, I CALLED THE-- EE-AH!

- ALL RIGHT...

HERE WE GO!

[screaming]

[baby crying] - AW! LOOK HOW PRETTY!

- IT'S A BOY!

YOU HAD A BOY!

- CHARLEY HEY, HOW'RE YOU DOIN', PAL?

OH, HOW WAS YOUR COUSIN'S FUNERAL?

- BOY, WHAT A DOWNER!

- THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT "FUNERAL"

AND NOT "MARDI GRAS."

- IT WAS REALLY DEPRESSING. LISTENING TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE

TALK ABOUT WHAT A GREAT GUY MAX WAS

MADE ME REALIZE THAT WHEN I DIE...

NOBODY'LL CARE.

- CHARLEY, THAT'S NOT TRUE. - OF COURSE IT'S NOT.

- OH, SURE!

LIKE YOU'RE GONNA MISS ME.

- WELL, CHARLEY, JUST BECAUSE

WE'VE HAD A DIFFICULT RELATIONSHIP IN THE PAST

DOESN'T MEAN THAT...

DADDY WON'T MISS YOU.

RIGHT, DADDY?

- ABSOLUTELY.

- AND--AND SOPHIA WILL MISS YOU. WON'T YOU, SOPHIA?

- YEAH, YEAH, PASS THE KETCHUP.

- COME ON, NOW, SOPHIA, YOU'D REMEMBER CHARLEY IF HE DIED.

- YOU KIDDIN'? I CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER

WHY I NEEDED THE KETCHUP.

- HEY, WESTONS!

I GOT GREAT NEWS, AND HERE'S A LITTLE HINT:

DING-DONG! DING-DONG!

- YOU MADE IT WITH THE AVON LADY.

- NO! THOSE ARE WEDDING BELLS! I'M GETTING MARRIED.

- [laughing]

NO--ABSOLUTELY NOT!

- BUT WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BACHELOR PARTY?

THEN WHY GET MARRIED?

- LOOK, CHARLEY, YOU KNOW, I CAN ASK CAROL IF SHE COULD

PUT TOGETHER A QUIET LITTLE ENGAGEMENT PARTY.

THE KIND OF THING YOU CAN INVITE YOUR PARENTS TO.

- SOUNDS GREAT.

BUT MOM AND DAD HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING ALONG LATELY.

IT'S ALMOST AS IF THEY DON'T LIKE EACH OTHER ANYMORE.

- CHARLEY, THEY GOT DIVORCED.

- YEAH. THAT JUST MADE IT WORSE.

- HEY, I WONDER WHO GOT CUSTODY OF ME.

- I DID!

SHAWNA! NICE TO SEE YOU!

WHERE'S YOUR HUSBAND?

- I'M NOT MARRIED!

- I FORGOT. YOU GOT A DIVORCE.

- NO, MY MOMMY AND DADDY GOT A DIVORCE.

- OH, I'M SORRY! GEEZ, I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T KNOW!

I DIDN'T KNOW!

- I WANT DR. TYLER BACK NOW!

- YES, WE ALL DO, DEAR!

DR. TYLER...OH, GOD!

- ALL RIGHT EVERYONE. COFFEE AND DESSERT. GATHER AROUND.

- YES! HERE WE GO! - [gasping]

- OH! COME ON, DREYFUSS!

- OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE CAN USE SOME TRAININ'.

- WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?

I SMACKED HER WITH THE NEWSPAPER,

BUT SHE LEFT THE CAKE OUT ANYWAY.

- WELL WE'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE DO WITH THE ICE-CREAM I BROUGHT.

- OH, I PUT IT IN THE FREEZER,

OUT OF THE REACH OF BAD-MANNERED ANIMALS.

- HEY, WE GOT ANYTHING TO GO WITH THIS?

- ANOTHER OBEDIENCE SCHOOL DROPOUT.

- IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT OLD DOGS AND NEWS TRICKS.

- YEAH, BUT ONE OF THEM HAS AN EXCUSE.

HE'S NOT A HUMAN BEING.

- I GUESS YOU'LL TELL US WHICH ONE LATER.

- DREYF...

[thud]

- WHO CALLED THE DAMN DOG?

- FOUR-LETTER WORD FOR "LEAVE QUICKLY."

[growling]

[barking]

FLEE! VERY GOOD!

- SSH!

[woman screaming]

- PANTY RAID! PANTY RAID! PANTY RAID!

- OKAY, HERE WE GO!

THIS ONES FROM SOPHIA.

- AWW! SOPHIA, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

- THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HARRY, BUT HE MADE ME.

- OH, Y'ALL, IT'S A PHOTO ALBUM.

- IT'S FILLED WITH MEMORABILIA

OF ALL THE THINGS WE DID TOGETHER.

- IT'S EMPTY.

- I KNOW. WE NEVER DID ANYTHING TOGETHER.

- WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN USE THIS TO FILL IT UP.

- WHOA, DOCTOR, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE.

DOCTOR, THIS IS REALLY BEAUTIFUL!

- YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO GET YOU SOMETHIN' NICE.

'CAUSE, SAY WHAT YOU WILL,

WE'VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT TOGETHER.

- DOCTOR, MY BIRTHDAY'S THE FIFTEENTH TOO.

- HOW 'BOUT THAT?

- THIS EXPLAINS WHY YOU AND ME ARE SO MUCH ALIKE.

- YEAH.

PATIENTS OFTEN TELL ME,

"YOU KNOW, YOU BEAR AN UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE

TO THAT SKINNY WHITE NURSE."

- DON'T BLAME ME!

- OH, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU DRIVE.

- MY DRIVIN' HAD NOTHIN' TO DO WITH IT.

YOU SPILT THAT SODA

WHILE I WAS A-SKILLFULLY NAVIGATIN' A ROAD HAZARD.

- WE WERE AIRBORNE!

- WELL, IT COULDN'T BE AVOIDED!

- LAVERNE, THE SIGN SAID "DIP."

DID YOU THINK THE CITY OF MIAMI

WAS SUGGESTING WE DANCE?

LAVERNE, IT'S A TRUCK.

IT'S A BIG METAL MACHINE

TO GET YOU FROM POINT "A" TO POINT "B".

THAT'S IT! - NOT TO ME.

I WORKED ON THAT TRUCK.

I LAUGHED IN THAT TRUCK.

I CRIED IN THAT TRUCK.

A COUPLE OF TIMES I EVEN--

OKAY.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

FROM THIS POINT FORWARD, I AM OFFICIALLY

DISENGAGIN' MYSELF FROM THAT TRUCK

MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY.

- GOOD.

- UM, THERE'S JUST ONE LITTLE THING ABOUT THE TRUCK, DOCTOR.

UM, THIS SATURDAY�S HIS BIRTHDAY.

- WHOA! THIS IS GETTIN' SCARY.

- HEY, I'M NOT ASKIN' TO COME TO THE PARTY!

- OOH HOO HOO.

- HEY, DOCTOR, HOW'S IT GOIN'?

- I'M HAVIN' A BAD DAY.

ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, I JUST GOT A DAMN TICKET.

- WHERE THE HELLS HARRY? - HE'S RUNNIN' A LITTLE LATE.

SOME KINDA PROBLEM WITH HIS DAUGHTER.

NOW THERE'S A SHOCKER.

- WELL, HE COULDN'T HAVE PICKED A BUSIER DAY.

- YOU KNOW, I BET HALF THE PEOPLE ARE HERE

JUST TO BEAT THE HEAT.

- THEN TURN OFF THE DAMN AIR-CONDITIONING.

LET 'EM SWELTER.

- I THINK YOU TOOK ONE TOO MANY CRANKY PILLS TODAY.

- LAVERNE, THERE IS N--

WILL YOU STOP THAT?

- WELL, THAT'S IT. THIS IS THE LAST OF THEM.

- LAVERNE, YOU'RE THE GUEST OF HONOR.

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING UP.

- IT'S MY PARTY, AND I'LL DRY IF I WANT TO.

- DADDY, MAKE HER STOP.

- CAROL, YOU HEARD HER. SHE'S HAVING A GOOD TIME.

- HEY! JOIN THE FUN, COWBOY!

- JUST REMEMBER WHO SIGNS YOUR CHECKS.

- I DO! I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU.

- OH, PLEASE!

- ALL RIGHT, BREAK IT UP, YOU TWO.

YOU GUYS TALK TOUGH, BUT WE KNOW BETTER.

- HOW ABOUT BEIN' USEFUL FOR ONCE

AND HELPIN' ME CHANCE A LIGHT BULB IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET.

- FINE, ALL RIGHT, COME ON. LET'S GET GOING.

I--I CAN'T REACH THAT. I'D HAVE TO GET THE LADDER.

- WELL, NOW, DON'T BOTHER. I'LL JUST GET ON THIS BOX

AND YOU JUST HOLD ME STEADY, BUT BE CAREFUL--

[laughing]

OH, DOCTOR!

[laughing] DOCTOR!

- OH LAVERNE! STOP SQUIRMING, I CAN'T GET A HOLD OF YOU!

- [laughing]

- STOP IT, NOW! YOU WANTED TO DO IT? LET'S DO IT!

- HEEEY...OOOY!

- HEY, PERRY, WHAT'S UP? - HEEEY...BABOOM-BABOOM!

BA-BA-BOOM! OOH! AHH!

- WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

- [whistling]

[clicking his tongue]

[grunting]

- SORRY, WHAT THE-- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

- OH...HE-HE-HE-HE!

BOOM!

HEY-HEY-HEY-HEY? BOOM!

- HOO-HOO-HO-HO-HO!

- WOULD YOU QUIT MAKING NOISES AND SAY SOMETHING?

- HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA-HUBBA!

WHOO! WHOO!

[grunting]

SSH!

[growling]

BA-BOOM!

[chuckling]

- I'M COMIN', NICK!

[footsteps approaching]

[screaming]

- LAVERNE, I'M NOT LOOKING.

- IT'S A LITTLE LATE NOW,

I ALREADY GIVE YOU A LIFETIME FULL OF MEMORIES.

- ANOTHER STEAL! GO, ROBINS! GO!

- THAT'S TRAVELIN'! - GO!

- THAT'S CHARGIN'! - SCORE!

- THAT'S-- - THAT, LAVERNE, IS CALLED...

WINNING! WINNING!

YES! YES! YES! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

- YOUR TEAM IS TO BE COMMENDED

ON SUCH A FINE EFFORT.

- IN YOUR FACE, LAVERNE!

IN YOUR FACE!

IN YOUR-- - DOCTOR!

- SORRY...FACE!

WHOO! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

- DOCTOR.

HAVE YOU FIGURED OUT HOW YOU'RE GONNA GET CAROL

TO MY HOUSE FOR THE BABY SHOWER?

- YEAH, I TOLD HER WE'RE GONNA PICK YOU UP FOR A MOVIE.

- NO GOOD.

- WHY NOT? - 'CAUSE SHE'LL ASK WHAT MOVIE.

- SHE ALREADY DID. I TOLD HER SHE COULD PICK THE MOVIE.

- SUPPOSIN' SHE DON'T PICK ONE PLAYIN' IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

- THEN YOU CAN PICK THE MOVIE.

- SUPPOSIN' I DON'T PICK ONE PLAYIN' IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.

- WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

- BECAUSE I HAVE A BETTER PLAN.

NOW, YOU TWO WILL BE DRIVIN' THROUGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD

ON THE WAY TO THE MALL

TO PICK UP YOUR TUXEDO FOR THE HOSPITAL FUNDRAISER.

- WHAT HOSPITAL FUNDRAISER?

- OH, FOR PETE'S SAKE,

AIN'T NO FUNDRAISER, WE'RE SPINNIN' A YARN.

- I SEE...GO ON.

- SO THEN, YOU'LL GET A COUPLE OF BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE

AND YOU'LL PRETEND YOUR CAR BREAKS DOWN.

BUT LUCKILY, YOU'RE NEAR MY HOUSE,

SO YOU CAN COME ON IN AND USE MY PHONE TO CALL FOR HELP.

- I HAVE A CAR PHONE.

- SAY IT'S BROKEN.

- SAY WE'RE NEAR A PAY PHONE.

- SAY IT'S OUT OF ORDER.

- SAY A COP DRIVES BY.

- SAY HE'S OFF DUTY.

- SAY I FIRE YOUR ASS?

- NICE PARTY, HARRY.

- GOOD NIGHT. - SEE YA TOMORROW.

- I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS.

GOOD NIGHT, DADDY. - GOOD NIGHT, DEAR.

- GOOD NIGHT, LAVERNE! - GOOD NIGHT, CAROL.

I'LL SEE YA IN HICKORY. - YES!

YES! NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, YOU'LL BE A BRIDE AND I'LL BE...

A GUEST.

- WELL...

THANKS FOR THE PARTY.

- YOU'RE VERY WELCOME.

- WELL...

GOOD NIGHT, THEN! - GOOD NIGHT.

[knock on the door]

- THAT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT, DID IT?

- NO, IT DIDN'T.

- WELL...

IT'S JUST THAT I'M...

I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT GOOD-BYES.

- I GUESS NEITHER ONE OF US IS.

- I'M REALLY GONNA MISS YOU, DOCTOR.

- ME TOO, LAVERNE. ME TOO.

- WELL...

SEE YOU TOMORROW! - RIGHT.

- [chirping] POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- POLLY WANNA CRACKER.

- [chirping] OKAY, NOW LET'S TRY ANOTHER ONE.

[chirping] PRETTY BOY.

- PRETTY BOY.

- PRETTY BOY.

PRETTY BOY.

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