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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,727 --> 00:00:01,826 - HI, CAROL. - HI, SOPHIA. 2 00:00:01,861 --> 00:00:03,194 THANK YOU FOR BABYSITTING. 3 00:00:03,229 --> 00:00:05,565 - "THANK YOU" DON'T FIT IN MY WALLET, BABE. 4 00:00:07,701 --> 00:00:09,000 SO WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU GONNA SEE? 5 00:00:09,035 --> 00:00:10,535 - BERGMAN'S SEVENTH SEAL. 6 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:13,171 IT'S ABOUT A MAN PLAYING CHESS WITH DEATH. 7 00:00:13,206 --> 00:00:15,634 - SOUNDS LIKE THE REC ROOM AT SHADY PINES. 8 00:00:16,209 --> 00:00:17,809 - HEY, SOPHIA. 9 00:00:17,844 --> 00:00:19,711 HEY, HONEY, WE BETTER GET GOING. WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 10 00:00:19,746 --> 00:00:21,145 - JUST LET ME GRAB A SODA FOR THE ROAD. 11 00:00:21,181 --> 00:00:22,747 ANYBODY ELSE WANT A-- 12 00:00:22,782 --> 00:00:24,124 WHOA. 13 00:00:24,451 --> 00:00:27,685 CAROL, HOW OLD IS THIS CHINESE FOOD? 14 00:00:27,721 --> 00:00:29,587 - WE'LL CLEAN OUT THE FRIDGE WHEN WE GET BACK. 15 00:00:29,622 --> 00:00:31,622 COME ON, DADDY. IF WE GET THERE EARLY, 16 00:00:31,658 --> 00:00:33,391 WE CAN SIT IN THE DARKENED THE THEATER 17 00:00:33,426 --> 00:00:35,860 AND PREPARE OURSELVES TO EXPERIENCE THE DESOLATION 18 00:00:35,895 --> 00:00:37,829 OF BERGMAN'S CINEMATIC ANGST. 19 00:00:37,864 --> 00:00:39,964 - YEAH, AND THEN WE CAN GO FOR ICE CREAM. 20 00:00:42,035 --> 00:00:43,201 - CAROL, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU. 21 00:00:43,236 --> 00:00:44,836 RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE I HAVE TO LEAVE, 22 00:00:44,871 --> 00:00:47,669 I HAVE TO MEET MY EX-WIFE. - UH-OH, HERE IT COMES. 23 00:00:48,708 --> 00:00:50,608 - SOPHIA, DON'T BE SILLY. 24 00:00:50,643 --> 00:00:52,577 I'M SURE IT'S OF NO CONSEQUENCE. 25 00:00:52,612 --> 00:00:55,346 YOU'RE LEAVING ME, AREN'T YOU? - CAROL, CAROL, CAROL, CAROL. 26 00:00:55,381 --> 00:00:56,647 - HONEY, IT'S NOTHING, REALLY. 27 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:58,316 JULIE AND I ARE SELLING OUR BEACH HOUSE, 28 00:00:58,351 --> 00:01:00,785 AND I JUST HAVE TO MEET TO SIGN THE LISTING PAPERS. 29 00:01:00,820 --> 00:01:02,153 I WAS GONNA ASK YOU TO COME ALONG. 30 00:01:02,188 --> 00:01:04,155 I JUST THOUGHT IT MIGHT MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE. 31 00:01:04,190 --> 00:01:05,356 - UNCOMFORTABLE? 32 00:01:05,391 --> 00:01:07,091 ARE YOU KIDDING? I'D LOVE TO TAG ALONG. 33 00:01:07,127 --> 00:01:09,393 - CAROL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 34 00:01:09,429 --> 00:01:11,729 - I-I LEFT SOMETHING UPSTAIRS. - WHAT? 35 00:01:11,765 --> 00:01:13,965 - JUST MY MAKEUP AND A LOW-CUT DRESS. 36 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:17,435 - OH, CAROL! CAROL, DON'T DO THIS, PLEASE. 37 00:01:17,470 --> 00:01:18,770 - HONEY, YOU LOOK TERRIFIC. 38 00:01:18,805 --> 00:01:21,139 - OH, KEVIN, THANK YOU. 39 00:01:21,174 --> 00:01:24,041 YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO PUT MY MIND AT EASE. 40 00:01:24,077 --> 00:01:26,244 I'LL MEET YOU AT THE MOVIE. 41 00:01:26,279 --> 00:01:28,045 - WHAT ABOUT THE ANGST OF BERGMAN? 42 00:01:28,081 --> 00:01:29,213 - I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE. 43 00:01:29,249 --> 00:01:30,815 ROOK TAKES PAWN, KNIGHT TAKES QUEEN, 44 00:01:30,850 --> 00:01:32,776 BLAH BLAH BLAH, CHECKMATE. 45 00:01:33,086 --> 00:01:35,720 - I'M NOT SURE THAT I'M REALLY UP FOR BERGMAN HERE. 46 00:01:35,755 --> 00:01:36,921 - DON'T WORRY, HARRY. 47 00:01:36,956 --> 00:01:38,456 IN FIVE MINUTES, SHE'LL BE SO INTO IT, 48 00:01:38,458 --> 00:01:40,625 WE CAN SNEAK OUT TO THE LOBBY AND PLAY VIDEO COMBAT. 49 00:01:40,660 --> 00:01:41,759 - YOU HAVE ANY QUARTERS? 50 00:01:41,795 --> 00:01:44,013 - A WHOLE ROLL. - ALL RIGHT. 51 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,822 - HEY. 52 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:48,861 WHAT'S THE HAPS, "OLDILOCKS"? 53 00:01:53,540 --> 00:01:55,540 - CHARLEY, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 54 00:01:55,575 --> 00:01:57,942 - WHY? - SO I CAN DO THIS. 55 00:02:04,350 --> 00:02:06,725 DON'T EVER CALL ME "OLDILOCKS" AGAIN. 56 00:02:19,799 --> 00:02:21,199 - WHOA, OH. 57 00:02:21,234 --> 00:02:23,171 I KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THIS. 58 00:02:42,589 --> 00:02:44,155 - LIFE GOES ON 59 00:02:44,190 --> 00:02:46,057 AND SO DO WE 60 00:02:46,092 --> 00:02:49,961 JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY 61 00:02:49,996 --> 00:02:53,798 ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS 62 00:02:53,833 --> 00:02:58,202 WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS 63 00:02:58,238 --> 00:03:02,206 SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND 64 00:03:02,242 --> 00:03:04,976 THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE 65 00:03:05,011 --> 00:03:07,879 I'M ALWAYS HERE 66 00:03:07,914 --> 00:03:12,962 FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED 67 00:03:12,986 --> 00:03:15,319 RAIN OR SHINE 68 00:03:15,355 --> 00:03:17,622 I'LL BE THE ONE 69 00:03:17,657 --> 00:03:22,126 TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON 70 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:25,363 WE SHARE IT ALL 71 00:03:25,398 --> 00:03:29,300 AS LIFE GOES ON 72 00:03:35,948 --> 00:03:38,516 - I'M SORRY, CAROL. I GUESS JULIE'S RUNNING LATE. 73 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:39,984 - THAT'S OKAY. 74 00:03:40,019 --> 00:03:41,552 SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE THAT. 75 00:03:41,587 --> 00:03:43,621 ME-- I'M PUNCTUAL, PROMPT, 76 00:03:43,656 --> 00:03:45,656 EXACT DOWN TO THE LAST SECOND. 77 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:48,025 I'M LIKE AN ITALIAN TRAIN. 78 00:03:50,463 --> 00:03:51,762 - CAROL WOULD YOU RELAX? 79 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:53,264 THERE'S NOTHING TO BE NERVOUS ABOUT. 80 00:03:53,299 --> 00:03:54,598 JULIE'S A VERY SWEET GIRL. 81 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:56,801 - OH, HONEY, I KNOW. YOU'RE RIGHT. 82 00:03:56,836 --> 00:03:59,069 I'M MAKING WAY TOO BIG A DEAL OUT OF THIS. 83 00:03:59,105 --> 00:04:01,372 I JUST--I WANT TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 84 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,692 - YOU WILL. 85 00:04:02,728 --> 00:04:05,074 - HI, KEVIN. SORRY I'M LATE. - NO PROBLEM. 86 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:16,620 UH, JULIE, I-I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET CAROL. 87 00:04:16,656 --> 00:04:19,272 - HI. IT'S REALLY NICE TO MEET YOU. 88 00:04:20,393 --> 00:04:21,725 - CAROL... 89 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,764 - IT'S NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU, CAROL. 90 00:04:26,799 --> 00:04:28,132 KEVIN'S TALKED ABOUT YOU SO MUCH, 91 00:04:28,167 --> 00:04:29,700 I FEEL I PRACTICALLY KNOW YOU. 92 00:04:29,735 --> 00:04:31,364 - YOU AND KEVIN TALK ABOUT ME? 93 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:32,601 HOW NICE. 94 00:04:33,699 --> 00:04:35,003 - SO... 95 00:04:36,422 --> 00:04:38,542 JULE, HOW'S, UH-- HOW'S WORK GOING? 96 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:40,578 - OH, GREAT. EVER SINCE I WON THAT GRANT, 97 00:04:40,613 --> 00:04:42,913 MY RESEARCH TEAM'S BEEN DOING SOME FASCINATING WORK. 98 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:44,748 - JULE'S AN ASTROPHYSICIST. 99 00:04:44,784 --> 00:04:47,366 - OH, ISN'T THAT NICE, JULE? 100 00:04:47,463 --> 00:04:49,587 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DOING A PIECE 101 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:51,155 ON THE AEROSPACE BIZ. 102 00:04:51,190 --> 00:04:52,289 - CAROL'S A JOURNALIST. 103 00:04:52,325 --> 00:04:54,291 - SENIOR REPORTER. - REALLY? WHICH PAPER? 104 00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,993 - WHICH PAPER? 105 00:04:56,028 --> 00:04:57,428 IS THERE ANY OTHER? 106 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:58,696 - OH, THE MIAMI HERALD. 107 00:04:58,731 --> 00:05:00,523 - NO, A DIFFERENT ONE. 108 00:05:02,034 --> 00:05:05,536 SO YOU TWO ARE SELLING THE OLD BEACH HOUSE, HUH? 109 00:05:05,571 --> 00:05:07,271 - OH, RIGHT. DID YOU BRING THOSE LISTING PAPERS TO SIGN? 110 00:05:07,306 --> 00:05:08,739 - OH, YEAH, SURE. THEY'RE RIGHT HERE. 111 00:05:08,774 --> 00:05:10,241 JUST SIGN RIGHT NEXT TO WHERE I SIGNED, 112 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,810 AND THE HOUSE IS ON THE MARKET. 113 00:05:12,378 --> 00:05:14,015 - I'M REALLY GONNA MISS THAT OLD PLACE. 114 00:05:14,038 --> 00:05:15,085 - ME TOO. 115 00:05:15,108 --> 00:05:16,512 OH, CAROL, IT WAS SO FUNNY. 116 00:05:16,545 --> 00:05:18,975 WHEN WE FIRST MOVED IN, WE THOUGHT IT WAS A NUDE BEACH. 117 00:05:19,919 --> 00:05:23,153 WE SURE SURPRISED THOSE FOLKS AT THE CHURCH CLAMBAKE. 118 00:05:25,527 --> 00:05:27,227 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE TRIED TO CONVINCE THEM 119 00:05:27,262 --> 00:05:28,987 WE WERE ADAM AND EVE. 120 00:05:30,273 --> 00:05:32,232 - OH, WE REALLY HAD SOME GREAT TIMES THERE. 121 00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:33,684 - AH, YEAH, WE DID. 122 00:05:34,036 --> 00:05:36,619 - WELL, WE ALL HAVE TO MOVE ON SOMETIME. 123 00:05:37,339 --> 00:05:39,172 - IT IS BEAUTIFUL UP THERE, CAROL. 124 00:05:39,208 --> 00:05:40,574 HOW ABOUT WE DRIVE UP THIS WEEKEND? 125 00:05:40,609 --> 00:05:42,576 IT MIGHT BE OUR LAST CHANCE. - IT'S WORTH THE TRIP. 126 00:05:42,611 --> 00:05:45,080 - OH, I-I'D LOVE TO GO THIS WEEKEND, BUT I CAN'T. 127 00:05:45,119 --> 00:05:47,681 I'VE GOT TO COVER THAT STORY FOR THE PAPER-- 128 00:05:47,716 --> 00:05:50,417 BIG STORY, PROBABLY FRONT PAGE. 129 00:05:50,452 --> 00:05:51,677 - GET THIS, JULE. 130 00:05:51,709 --> 00:05:54,588 THIS WEEKEND THEY'RE MAKING THE WORLD'S LARGEST OMELET. 131 00:05:55,272 --> 00:05:56,523 - GREAT. 132 00:06:04,540 --> 00:06:06,239 - HI, SWEETHEART. HOW WAS COFFEE? 133 00:06:06,275 --> 00:06:08,241 - DADDY, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS WOMAN. 134 00:06:08,277 --> 00:06:10,277 SHE WAS SO BRILLIANT AND BEAUTIFUL, 135 00:06:10,312 --> 00:06:12,779 SHE MADE ME FEEL LIKE A BIG, STUPID LUMP. 136 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:15,882 - OH, CAROL, I WILL NOT LET YOU PUT YOURSELF DOWN LIKE THIS. 137 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:19,152 YOU ARE VERY PRETTY AND VERY SMART. 138 00:06:19,188 --> 00:06:21,555 - DO YOU REALLY THINK SO, DADDY? - ABSOLUTELY. 139 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,554 COME ON, I'M SURE YOU'RE BLOWING THIS WHOLE THING OUT OF PROPORTION. 140 00:06:24,593 --> 00:06:26,426 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S SOME... 141 00:06:26,462 --> 00:06:28,195 ROCKET SCIENTIST. 142 00:06:34,336 --> 00:06:37,357 - SHE IS A ROCKET SCIENTIST. 143 00:06:38,625 --> 00:06:41,642 OH, DADDY, HOW CAN I COMPETE WITH THAT? 144 00:06:41,677 --> 00:06:44,344 - OH, HONEY. DON'T-- COME ON, NOW, KEVIN LOVES YOU. 145 00:06:44,380 --> 00:06:46,613 - BUT HOW CAN HE NOT WANT TO BE WITH HER? 146 00:06:46,649 --> 00:06:47,757 SHE'S PERFECT. 147 00:06:47,796 --> 00:06:50,173 IF SHE'D HAVE ME, I'D TAKE HER. 148 00:06:51,420 --> 00:06:53,120 - CAROL, STOP IT. 149 00:06:53,155 --> 00:06:56,390 STOP. YOU OVERTHINK EVERYTHING. 150 00:06:56,425 --> 00:06:58,771 THEN YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 151 00:06:59,128 --> 00:07:01,409 AND YOU KNOW WHO YOU TALK TO? 152 00:07:02,508 --> 00:07:03,951 [high-pitched voice] ME! 153 00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:08,435 HONEY, I BEG OF YOU, DON'T--DON'T DO THIS TO US. 154 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:10,203 - OH, YOU'RE RIGHT, DADDY. 155 00:07:10,239 --> 00:07:13,052 IT'S TRUE. I DO. I OVERTHINK EVERYTHING. 156 00:07:13,090 --> 00:07:16,443 I'M ALWAYS ANALYZING, DISSECTING, QUESTIONING, 157 00:07:16,478 --> 00:07:18,979 BUT DADDY, WHY DO I HAVE TO QUESTION EVERYTHING? 158 00:07:19,014 --> 00:07:20,447 WHY, DADDY? WHY? 159 00:07:20,482 --> 00:07:22,832 - I-I-I DON'T KNOW. 160 00:07:23,185 --> 00:07:24,584 LOOK, HONEY, LISTEN TO ME. 161 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:26,987 YOU'RE IN A NICE, STABLE, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW. 162 00:07:27,022 --> 00:07:30,791 MAYBE THIS IS A TIME TO BREAK SOME--SOME OLD PATTERNS. 163 00:07:31,922 --> 00:07:34,728 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT, DADDY. 164 00:07:34,763 --> 00:07:36,663 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 165 00:07:36,699 --> 00:07:39,700 FROM NOW ON, I WILL BE THE NEW CAROL. 166 00:07:39,735 --> 00:07:41,601 I'VE GOT TO CLEANSE MYSELF. 167 00:07:41,637 --> 00:07:44,504 I NEED... I NEED AN EMOTIONAL LOOFAH 168 00:07:44,540 --> 00:07:47,274 TO SCRUB AWAY MY OLD INSECURITIES. 169 00:07:47,309 --> 00:07:50,010 - JUST DON'T--DON'T CLOG THE DRAIN, DEAR. 170 00:07:54,301 --> 00:07:56,107 - [groans] 171 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,611 - CHARLEY, WHAT'S WRONG? 172 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:02,280 - OH, HARRY, MY STOMACH IS KILLING ME. 173 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,315 - OH, COME HERE. COME ON, COME ON, SIT DOWN. 174 00:08:04,351 --> 00:08:05,683 COME ON. ALL RIGHT, NOW-- 175 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:08,086 ALL RIGHT, NOW, TELL ME--TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU'VE EATEN. 176 00:08:08,121 --> 00:08:10,388 - WELL, I STARTED WITH BREAST MILK, 177 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,258 THEN STRAINED PEAS. 178 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:15,760 - NO, CHARLEY, CHARLEY, START FROM NOW 179 00:08:15,795 --> 00:08:17,529 AND WORK BACKWARDS. 180 00:08:17,819 --> 00:08:20,428 - WELL, I ATE SOME CHINESE FOOD. 181 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:22,737 - YOU MEAN THAT STUFF IN OUR FRIDGE? 182 00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:26,766 - I ATE THE GREEN SPARE RIBS, AND THEY WERE GNARLY. 183 00:08:28,475 --> 00:08:30,708 BUT AN HOUR LATER, I WAS HUNGRY AGAIN, 184 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,905 SO I ATE THE FUZZY SHRIMP. 185 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,280 - CHARLEY, COME HERE. 186 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,116 I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FOOD POISONING. 187 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,951 COME ON, I'LL--I'LL DRIVE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 188 00:08:39,986 --> 00:08:41,886 - OH, GOD. I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 189 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,491 - WE'LL TAKE YOUR CAR. 190 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:50,028 CHARLEY, I'M REALLY SORRY YOU GOT SICK, 191 00:08:50,063 --> 00:08:52,196 AND I HOPE YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM ALL OF THIS. 192 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:53,457 - YEAH. 193 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,264 IT'S MUCH EASIER TO THROW UP BEER. 194 00:08:58,334 --> 00:09:00,338 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE US COME HERE 195 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,779 ON THE WAY TO LUNCH. 196 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,609 - CHARLEY, YOU JUST CAN'T EAT EVERYTHING YOU SEE. 197 00:09:04,644 --> 00:09:08,203 - SORT OF REMINDS ME OF THE THURMAN NUGGET STORY. 198 00:09:08,657 --> 00:09:09,949 - YOU WANT TO GET THIS ONE, HARRY? 199 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,182 - IT'S MY TURN AGAIN. 200 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,917 ALL RIGHT, SO-- SO, LAVERNE, DO TELL. 201 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,385 WHAT HAPPENED TO OLD THURMAN NUGGET? 202 00:09:14,421 --> 00:09:16,888 - WELL, BACK IN HICKORY, 203 00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,397 THURMAN WAS KNOWN AS THE HUMAN VACUUM. 204 00:09:19,426 --> 00:09:20,625 HE'D EAT ANYTHING-- 205 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:22,994 PLANTS, TREES, BEER BOTTLES. 206 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:26,998 ONCE HE EVEN ATE A BUICK SKYLARK PIECE BY PIECE 207 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,706 JUST TO WIN A BET. 208 00:09:30,437 --> 00:09:31,736 - WHAT DID HE WIN? 209 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,872 - A BUICK SKYLARK. 210 00:09:35,442 --> 00:09:37,842 HE WAS ON THAT HICKORY GAME SHOW, 211 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,711 IT'S YOURS IF YOU CAN EAT IT. 212 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,412 - OH, LAVERNE. 213 00:09:41,448 --> 00:09:43,314 - WELL, IF I'D SAID HE ATE A SANDWICH, 214 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:45,900 IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN MUCH OF A STORY, NOW, WOULD IT? 215 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:49,387 - ANYWAY, CHARLEY, YOU REALLY SHOULD BE MORE CAREFUL. 216 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,389 - DON'T WORRY, HARRY. FROM NOW ON, I'M TREATING 217 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:53,124 MY BODY LIKE A TEMPLE. [knock at door] 218 00:09:53,159 --> 00:09:55,126 - WHO ORDERED THE EXTRA LARGE WITH EVERYTHING? 219 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:56,394 - RIGHT HERE, DUDE. 220 00:09:57,880 --> 00:09:59,152 - CHARLEY... 221 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:02,366 YOU WERE SICK ALL NIGHT. - I KNOW. 222 00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:04,598 MY STOMACH'S EMPTY. I'M STARVING. 223 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,938 - CHARLEY, AS A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL, 224 00:10:06,973 --> 00:10:09,273 I CANNOT STAND HERE AND ALLOW YOU TO EAT THIS. 225 00:10:09,309 --> 00:10:10,374 - MAXINE'S RIGHT. 226 00:10:10,410 --> 00:10:12,877 - PINEAPPLE? I HATE PINEAPPLE. 227 00:10:12,912 --> 00:10:14,579 - MAXINE. 228 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:16,841 - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. I CAN PICK 'EM OFF. 229 00:10:18,585 --> 00:10:21,052 - ANYWAY, YOU--YOU-- YOU TRY TO GET SOME REST. 230 00:10:21,439 --> 00:10:23,078 - SEE YOU LATER, CHARLEY. 231 00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,135 - HELLO, DER WIENERSCHNITZEL? 232 00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,566 DO YOU DER-LIVER? 233 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,174 "I WILL HONOR MY BALDNESS 234 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,482 BECAUSE IT MAKES ME MORE VIRILE." 235 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,815 OH, WRONG CHAPTER. 236 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,882 [doorbell rings] 237 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:58,122 I AM LEAPING OVER THE BARRIERS OF MY EMOTIONAL XANADU. 238 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,543 - HI, CAROL. - KEVIN. 239 00:11:01,567 --> 00:11:03,618 YOU'RE EARLY. I'M NOT READY YET. 240 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,086 BUT THAT'S OKAY, 241 00:11:06,121 --> 00:11:08,288 BECAUSE I AM THE KIND OF PERSON 242 00:11:08,324 --> 00:11:11,091 WHO RISES ABOVE THE MUCK OF LIFE. 243 00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:14,962 - THAT'S A GOOD THING, SWEETIE, 244 00:11:14,997 --> 00:11:17,064 'CAUSE I HAVE TO CANCEL OUR DATE. 245 00:11:17,099 --> 00:11:19,066 JULIE ACCEPTED A BID ON THE BEACH HOUSE 246 00:11:19,101 --> 00:11:21,235 AND WANTS ME TO MEET HER UP THERE TO SIGN THE PAPERS. 247 00:11:22,072 --> 00:11:23,737 - SO YOU'RE CANCELING OUR MOVIE DATE 248 00:11:23,772 --> 00:11:26,073 TO SPEND THE WEEKEND AT YOUR ROMANTIC BEACH HOUSE 249 00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:27,174 WITH YOUR EX-WIFE? 250 00:11:27,209 --> 00:11:28,542 - CAROL, WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 251 00:11:28,577 --> 00:11:30,579 - I'M TRYING TO SAY... 252 00:11:31,313 --> 00:11:33,148 THANK YOU... 253 00:11:34,049 --> 00:11:35,582 FOR TRUSTING ME ENOUGH 254 00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:38,243 TO KNOW THAT I WOULD BE OKAY WITH THAT. 255 00:11:39,088 --> 00:11:41,221 - WELL, I'D LOVE TO HAVE YOU JOIN US. 256 00:11:41,257 --> 00:11:43,357 WHY DON'T YOU JUST PACK A BAG AND HOP IN THE CAR WITH ME? 257 00:11:43,392 --> 00:11:45,626 - HONEY, I CAN'T JUST GO RUNNING OFF FOR THE WEEKEND. 258 00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:47,194 I NEED A SITTER FOR SCOTTY. 259 00:11:47,229 --> 00:11:49,696 PLUS, I HAVE TO COVER THE OMELET STORY. 260 00:11:49,732 --> 00:11:52,772 BURT REYNOLDS IS SUPPOSED TO THROW OUT THE FIRST EGG. 261 00:11:53,602 --> 00:11:54,735 - I'M SORRY, SWEETHEART. 262 00:11:54,770 --> 00:11:56,770 THE OMELET-- I COMPLETELY FORGOT. 263 00:11:56,805 --> 00:11:58,338 OF COURSE YOU CAN'T GO. 264 00:11:58,374 --> 00:12:00,607 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 265 00:12:00,643 --> 00:12:02,119 I GOT TO GET GOING. 266 00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:03,830 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY WITH THIS? 267 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,846 - OF COURSE. GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 268 00:12:05,881 --> 00:12:07,166 - OKAY. 269 00:12:08,171 --> 00:12:10,304 THEN, UH, I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK. 270 00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,874 - YEAH. REALLY, I'M FINE. 271 00:12:12,909 --> 00:12:15,094 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 272 00:12:19,043 --> 00:12:21,449 "I MUST TRUST THOSE WHOM I LOVE 273 00:12:21,484 --> 00:12:24,098 AND LOVE THOSE WHOM TRUST." 274 00:12:24,621 --> 00:12:26,754 [both laughing] 275 00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:43,727 - IT'S EASY TO BE A REPORTER. 276 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,029 YOU JUST GO TO THE STADIUM 277 00:12:45,064 --> 00:12:46,864 AND WRITE DOWN ALL THE INGREDIENTS. 278 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,532 HOW MANY EGGS, WHAT KINDS OF CHEESE... 279 00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:49,667 - SCREW THE OMELET. 280 00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,464 WHEN DO I GET TO MEET BURT REYNOLDS? 281 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,538 - SOPHIA, I NEED YOU TO GET THIS STORY. 282 00:12:54,573 --> 00:12:55,639 NOW, IT'S SIMPLE. 283 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,274 JUST REMEMBER THE FIVE "W"s-- 284 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:58,909 WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE, AND WHY. 285 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:00,511 - OKAY, BURT. WHO ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH? 286 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,613 WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER? WHEN ARE YOU GONNA DUMP HER? 287 00:13:02,648 --> 00:13:04,936 AND WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER MY LETTERS? 288 00:13:06,097 --> 00:13:07,751 - YOU FORGOT THE "WHERE." 289 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,553 - OH, YEAH. WHERE'S THE 50 BUCKS 290 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:11,714 FOR COVERING THIS STUPID EGG STORY? 291 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,297 - EARN IT. 292 00:13:15,284 --> 00:13:18,128 DADDY, THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF SCOTTY FOR ME. 293 00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:20,278 - HONEY, CAROL, LISTEN, I-I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU. 294 00:13:20,313 --> 00:13:21,492 I THINK YOUR DRIVING UP 295 00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:23,348 TO KEVIN'S BEACH HOUSE IS A BAD IDEA. 296 00:13:23,369 --> 00:13:24,908 - DADDY, I HAVE TO GO UP THERE. 297 00:13:24,939 --> 00:13:26,905 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA FIND WHEN I GET THERE. 298 00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,172 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 299 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,440 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SAY. 300 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,941 MAYBE I'LL KNOW WHEN I GET THERE. 301 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,076 MAYBE I WON'T. 302 00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,567 I JUST DON'T KNOW. 303 00:13:35,781 --> 00:13:38,232 - WELL, AS LONG AS YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 304 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:42,653 HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE NEW CAROL? 305 00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:45,209 - THE OLD CAROL SENT HER PACKING. 306 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,368 I'M BACK. 307 00:13:47,403 --> 00:13:49,777 I'M PARANOID, AND I'M PROUD. 308 00:13:57,013 --> 00:14:00,047 - PLEASE, DOCTORS, THEY NEED A DECISION IMMEDIATELY. 309 00:14:00,082 --> 00:14:02,504 - I-I DON'T-- I JUST DON'T KNOW. 310 00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,418 MAXINE, WHAT'S YOUR OPINION? 311 00:14:04,453 --> 00:14:06,554 - OH, NO. I'M SORRY. 312 00:14:06,589 --> 00:14:09,340 AFTER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. 313 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:12,560 - PLEASE, DOCTORS, THEY CANNOT WAIT ANY LONGER. 314 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:15,294 - GIVE ME A SECOND, LAVERNE. PLEASE, LET ME THINK. 315 00:14:15,932 --> 00:14:17,308 [sighs] 316 00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:20,982 OKAY, TURKEY ON RYE, EXTRA MUSTARD. 317 00:14:22,833 --> 00:14:24,632 - HE'LL HAVE THE USUAL. 318 00:14:24,674 --> 00:14:25,706 UH-HUH. 319 00:14:26,801 --> 00:14:27,942 - CAN I HELP YOU? 320 00:14:27,977 --> 00:14:29,965 - YES. I'M LOOKING FOR DR. HARRY WESTON. 321 00:14:30,646 --> 00:14:33,547 - OH, YOU'RE THAT LAWYER FROM THE TV COMMERCIAL. 322 00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,327 - ELMORE AND TAGGERT. - "I'M ON THE CASE." 323 00:14:36,586 --> 00:14:39,486 - "ELMORE AND TAGGERT GOT ME $3.2 MILLION 324 00:14:39,522 --> 00:14:41,613 FOR NO REASON AT ALL." 325 00:14:42,792 --> 00:14:44,191 - YEAH, THAT'S ME. 326 00:14:44,227 --> 00:14:45,726 HERE YOU GO, DOC. - WHAT'S THIS? 327 00:14:45,761 --> 00:14:46,894 - HEY, HARRY. 328 00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,796 YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE IN MY NEW LEXUS? 329 00:14:49,893 --> 00:14:51,065 - YOU'RE SUING ME? 330 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:52,186 - YEAH. 331 00:14:52,300 --> 00:14:54,602 HOW DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD A NEW LEXUS? 332 00:14:56,639 --> 00:14:59,014 AIN'T IT GREAT? WE'RE GONNA BE LITIGANTS, BUDDY. 333 00:14:59,046 --> 00:15:02,083 I HOPE WE GET JUDGE WAPNER. HE'S TOUGH, YET FAIR. 334 00:15:02,378 --> 00:15:04,078 - SEE YOU IN COURT. BRING YOUR WALLET. 335 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:05,212 - WHOA, WHOA, CHARLEY, 336 00:15:05,248 --> 00:15:07,314 YOU LET THIS CROOK TALK YOU INTO SUING ME? 337 00:15:07,350 --> 00:15:09,483 IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU GOT SICK. 338 00:15:09,518 --> 00:15:11,986 - DR. WESTON PLEADS NOT GUILTY. 339 00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:13,220 - WELL, ISN'T IT TRUE, DOCTOR, 340 00:15:13,256 --> 00:15:15,289 THAT YOU KNEW THE CHINESE FOOD HAD GONE BAD? 341 00:15:15,324 --> 00:15:18,040 - YOU KNEW THE FOOD WAS BAD, HARRY? 342 00:15:19,996 --> 00:15:22,129 - WE WERE GONNA THROW IT OUT. 343 00:15:22,164 --> 00:15:23,697 - BUT YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU? 344 00:15:23,733 --> 00:15:25,299 AND WERE YOU NOT FULLY AWARE THAT MR. DIETZ 345 00:15:25,334 --> 00:15:27,134 HAD A WELL-ESTABLISHED HISTORY OF MOOCHING? 346 00:15:27,169 --> 00:15:28,903 - I'M A MOOCH, HARRY. 347 00:15:28,938 --> 00:15:31,238 REMEMBER THAT TIME I BORROWED YOUR ATTIC INSULATION? 348 00:15:31,274 --> 00:15:33,489 - YOU HAVE MY ATTIC INSULATION? 349 00:15:34,210 --> 00:15:37,367 - DOCTOR, I'D PLEAD THE FIFTH. THEY MIGHT HAVE A CASE. 350 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,447 - YOU KNOW, HARRY, YOU'VE BEEN COMPLAINING FOR YEARS. 351 00:15:40,483 --> 00:15:43,150 ABOUT GETTING CHARLEY TO STOP MOOCHING. 352 00:15:43,185 --> 00:15:46,320 MAYBE YOU RE TRYING TO TEACH HIM A LESSON BY POISONING HIM-- 353 00:15:46,355 --> 00:15:49,367 A LESSON HE'D NEVER FORGET. 354 00:15:50,026 --> 00:15:51,558 - COME ON, MAXINE. 355 00:15:51,594 --> 00:15:53,582 - IT GOES TO MOTIVE, HARRY. 356 00:15:54,430 --> 00:15:56,830 SORRY. NO MORE O.J. TRIAL FOR ME. 357 00:15:56,866 --> 00:15:58,599 [chuckles] 358 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,000 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 359 00:16:00,036 --> 00:16:02,069 LUNCH RECESS IS OVER. I GOT TO GO. 360 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,372 - LOOK, WESTON, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, 361 00:16:05,408 --> 00:16:07,708 EVERY CITIZEN HAS A RIGHT TO THEIR DAY IN COURT. 362 00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:08,976 - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 363 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:10,911 ALL RIGHT, I-I CAN'T STOP YOU FROM SUING ME. 364 00:16:10,947 --> 00:16:12,913 GOOD-BYE, CHARLEY. - YEAH. BYE, HARRY. 365 00:16:12,949 --> 00:16:14,915 I'LL PICK YOU UP AFTER WORK. YOU CAN DRIVE MY NEW CAR. 366 00:16:14,951 --> 00:16:16,116 - NO, NO, CHARLEY. 367 00:16:16,152 --> 00:16:17,751 GOOD-BYE. 368 00:16:17,787 --> 00:16:19,687 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU. I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 369 00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:21,525 I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU. 370 00:16:21,669 --> 00:16:23,702 - BUT, HARRY, I'M NOT SUING YOU. 371 00:16:23,722 --> 00:16:25,729 I'M SUING YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY. 372 00:16:25,761 --> 00:16:27,528 - NO, NO, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE SUING ME. 373 00:16:27,563 --> 00:16:29,863 YOU'RE DRAGGING ME, YOUR FRIEND, INTO COURT. 374 00:16:29,899 --> 00:16:31,665 - HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO DO THAT. 375 00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:35,621 - AND I HAVE EVERY RIGHT NEVER TO SEE HIM EVER AGAIN. 376 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:39,324 - HEY, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HE'D BE MAD AT ME. 377 00:16:39,909 --> 00:16:42,009 YOU LIED TO ME. 378 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,539 - [chuckles] YEAH, OKAY, YOU GOT ME. 379 00:16:45,081 --> 00:16:46,447 - WELL, FORGET IT. 380 00:16:46,482 --> 00:16:48,415 I'M DROPPING THE SUIT. - NO, NO, DIETZ, COME ON. 381 00:16:48,451 --> 00:16:50,050 WE GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE WE WANT HIM. 382 00:16:50,086 --> 00:16:51,395 I SAID, "FORGET IT." 383 00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,504 - WUSS. 384 00:16:53,543 --> 00:16:55,189 ALL RIGHT. WHAT ABOUT YOU, WESTON? 385 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,857 WELL, I THINK WE GOT A PRETTY GOOD CASE 386 00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,726 AGAINST DIETZ HERE FOR ALL THE MENTAL ANGUISH 387 00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,361 TH HIS FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT CAUSED YOU. 388 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:01,495 - GET OUT. 389 00:17:01,530 --> 00:17:03,430 - NO. NO. I AM NOT LEAVING HERE 390 00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:04,865 UNTIL I SUE SOMEBODY. 391 00:17:06,435 --> 00:17:08,736 [siren wailing] - WHOA. 392 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:11,171 AMBULANCE--GOT TO RUN. 393 00:17:16,379 --> 00:17:19,113 - I'M SORRY, HARRY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 394 00:17:19,148 --> 00:17:21,682 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CHARLEY. - NO, IT'S NOT. 395 00:17:21,717 --> 00:17:24,821 I STILL HAVE 119 MORE PAYMENTS ON THE LEXUS. 396 00:17:32,898 --> 00:17:34,551 - WELL, CAROL WESTON, 397 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:37,359 THE MOMENT OF TRUTH HAS ARRIVED. 398 00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:40,485 [speaking French] 399 00:17:40,917 --> 00:17:43,165 [speaking Spanish] 400 00:17:43,761 --> 00:17:45,760 [speaking Chinese] 401 00:17:47,977 --> 00:17:51,135 I'M STRONG ENOUGH TO FACE WHATEVER I FIND IN THERE... 402 00:17:51,480 --> 00:17:52,803 I THINK. 403 00:18:03,726 --> 00:18:04,892 I KNEW IT! 404 00:18:04,927 --> 00:18:07,561 - CAROL. - WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 405 00:18:07,596 --> 00:18:09,915 I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE WAS COVERING AN OMELET. 406 00:18:10,577 --> 00:18:13,213 - SWEETHEART, CLOSE THE DOOR, WILL YOU? IT'S DRAFTY. 407 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,645 - KEVIN, HOW COULD YOU? 408 00:18:16,072 --> 00:18:18,004 - COME ON, BABY, YOU KNOW THE SCORE. 409 00:18:18,107 --> 00:18:19,807 I'M A FELLA. SHE'S A DAME. 410 00:18:19,842 --> 00:18:21,375 I MEAN, LOOK AT HER. WHO CAN RESIST HER? 411 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:23,544 SHE'S A LOOKER. SHE'S GOT BRAINS. 412 00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:26,286 AND SHE CAN SIMULATE FUSION IN ZERO GRAVITY. 413 00:18:26,849 --> 00:18:28,366 WHO CAN BEAT THAT? 414 00:18:30,419 --> 00:18:32,909 - SPEAKING OF BEATING IT, WHY DON'T YOU, SISTER? 415 00:18:32,943 --> 00:18:34,915 DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT. 416 00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:37,691 - OH, NO. YOU'RE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY. 417 00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,860 - RIGHT. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 418 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:43,163 CAROL, HONEY, TAKE IT EASY, WILL YA? 419 00:18:43,199 --> 00:18:45,232 - SHE AIN'T GOT THE NERVE TO USE THAT THING. 420 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,668 - YOU'RE WRONG. I GOT THE NERVE, I TELL YA. 421 00:18:47,703 --> 00:18:49,399 I GOT THE NERVE AND THE INCLINATION. 422 00:18:49,446 --> 00:18:50,971 I WON'T PLAY THE SAP FOR YOU. 423 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:52,708 YOU SHOULD HAVE FOUND YOURSELVES ANOTHER SUCKER. 424 00:18:57,460 --> 00:18:58,905 WHAT AM I DOING? 425 00:18:58,936 --> 00:19:00,948 DADDY WAS RIGHT. I MUST BE CRAZY. 426 00:19:00,983 --> 00:19:05,044 I SHOULD TRUST KEVIN BECAUSE HE'S A MAN... 427 00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:07,301 AND MEN ARE DOGS. 428 00:19:08,025 --> 00:19:09,476 I'M GOING IN. 429 00:19:16,667 --> 00:19:18,566 AHA! I KNEW IT. 430 00:19:18,602 --> 00:19:21,870 I KNEW I'D FIND YOU TWO DOING IMPORTANT PAPERWORK. 431 00:19:23,607 --> 00:19:26,875 CARRY ON. - CAROL, WHAT'S GOING ON? 432 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:29,778 - NOTHING. I-I-I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 433 00:19:29,813 --> 00:19:31,305 UH, FISHING... 434 00:19:31,811 --> 00:19:35,037 YOU KNOW, FOR--FOR FISH, THE BIG FISH. 435 00:19:35,953 --> 00:19:37,752 - FISHING? - YEAH. 436 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:40,755 BUT I RAN OUT OF THE STUFF THAT YOU CATCH THE FISH WITH. 437 00:19:40,791 --> 00:19:42,157 - BAIT? - YEAH. 438 00:19:42,159 --> 00:19:44,259 THAT'S IT. I'M--I'M OUT OF THAT. 439 00:19:44,294 --> 00:19:46,021 DO YOU HAVE ANY? 440 00:19:47,397 --> 00:19:49,364 - COME ON, CAROL, YOU'RE HERE BECAUSE YOU THINK 441 00:19:49,399 --> 00:19:51,700 THERE'S STILL SOMETHING GOING ON BETWEEN ME AND JULIE. 442 00:19:51,735 --> 00:19:53,134 - WAIT. LET ME GUESS. 443 00:19:53,170 --> 00:19:56,037 YOU THOUGHT YOU'D BURST IN HERE AND FIND US NAKED IN BED. 444 00:19:56,073 --> 00:19:57,672 - WHAT'S WITH YOU? 445 00:19:57,708 --> 00:19:59,562 - INSECURE MUCH? 446 00:19:59,591 --> 00:20:01,558 [both laughing] 447 00:20:01,945 --> 00:20:04,322 - JEEZ, YOU'RE PATHETIC. 448 00:20:05,282 --> 00:20:07,115 - WHAT DO YOU SEE IN HER? 449 00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,441 - I WAS WONDERING THAT MYSELF. 450 00:20:11,888 --> 00:20:14,289 [laughter continues] 451 00:20:14,324 --> 00:20:15,390 - CAROL? 452 00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,776 - OH, KEVIN. 453 00:20:18,261 --> 00:20:19,894 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 454 00:20:19,930 --> 00:20:22,030 - OH, YEAH. EVERYTHING'S FINE. 455 00:20:22,065 --> 00:20:23,331 I-I CHANGED MY MIND 456 00:20:23,367 --> 00:20:25,533 AND DECIDED TO JOIN YOU AND JULIE FOR THE WEEKEND. 457 00:20:25,569 --> 00:20:26,720 - GREAT. 458 00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,470 BOY, YOU MADE GOOD TIME. YOU BEAT ME. 459 00:20:28,505 --> 00:20:31,172 - WELL, YES, I WAS ANXIOUS TO GET UP HERE 460 00:20:31,208 --> 00:20:32,540 FOR THE FISHING. 461 00:20:32,576 --> 00:20:35,377 - THE WHAT? - NOTHING. 462 00:20:35,412 --> 00:20:38,002 - LET ME GET YOUR SUITCASE. - UH, I FORGOT IT. 463 00:20:38,033 --> 00:20:40,965 NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST DRIVE BACK TO MIAMI AND GET IT. 464 00:20:42,419 --> 00:20:44,786 - CAROL, WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'S GOING ON? 465 00:20:44,821 --> 00:20:48,323 - OH, KEVIN. I FEEL LIKE SUCH A FOOL. 466 00:20:48,358 --> 00:20:50,992 I'M HERE BECAUSE I WAS JEALOUS. 467 00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:53,538 I KEPT HAVING THESE INSANE HALLUCINATIONS 468 00:20:53,569 --> 00:20:56,170 ABOUT FINDING YOU AND JULIE IN BED TOGETHER. 469 00:20:56,741 --> 00:20:58,576 - CAROL, YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 470 00:20:58,608 --> 00:21:00,702 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN JULIE. I LOVE YOU. 471 00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:03,053 - I KNOW. 472 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,244 I LOVE YOU TOO. 473 00:21:09,146 --> 00:21:10,612 - LISTEN, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE. 474 00:21:10,647 --> 00:21:12,213 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND TOGETHER. 475 00:21:12,249 --> 00:21:13,500 - [laughs] 476 00:21:15,036 --> 00:21:16,135 - OKAY. 477 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:20,889 JULIE? 478 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:22,509 - KEVIN? 479 00:21:22,556 --> 00:21:24,147 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 480 00:21:24,494 --> 00:21:26,027 JUST LIKE OLD TIMES. 481 00:21:29,699 --> 00:21:33,701 - I'M HALLUCINATING AGAIN. - I THINK I AM TOO. 482 00:21:33,737 --> 00:21:35,390 - OH, MY GOD, CAROL. 483 00:21:35,672 --> 00:21:37,744 KEVIN, I'M SO EMBARRASSED. 484 00:21:40,923 --> 00:21:43,627 - SWEETIE, I HAD NO IDEA. I'M SO SORRY. 485 00:21:44,255 --> 00:21:45,830 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. 486 00:21:46,016 --> 00:21:49,084 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT WE LOVE EACH OTHER, 487 00:21:49,119 --> 00:21:50,727 AND WE TRUST EACH OTHER. 488 00:21:50,823 --> 00:21:53,922 AND WHEN THESE KINDS OF THINGS COME UP IN OUR RELATIONSHIP, 489 00:21:53,957 --> 00:21:56,019 WE HANDLE THEM MATURELY. 490 00:21:57,054 --> 00:21:58,971 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'M GONNA GO UP THERE 491 00:21:59,002 --> 00:22:00,639 AND SHOW THAT POINTY HEADED LITTLE TRAMP 492 00:22:00,671 --> 00:22:02,121 WHAT ORBIT FEELS LIKE. 493 00:22:02,882 --> 00:22:04,791 - CAROL, SHE'S A BLACK BELT. 494 00:22:06,165 --> 00:22:08,997 - ON THE OTHER HAND, SHE'S PROBABLY EMBARRASSED ENOUGH. 495 00:22:15,528 --> 00:22:17,504 - LOOK, I-I KNOW I'M A LITTLE LATE 496 00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,736 WITH THE CAR PAYMENTS, BUT I'VE BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL. 497 00:22:19,771 --> 00:22:21,237 CAN'T YOU CUT ME A BREAK? 498 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,455 - AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF ED'S BANK, 499 00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:24,909 I CAN DO BOTH. 500 00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:26,668 I CAN CUT YOU, 501 00:22:26,877 --> 00:22:28,813 AND I CAN BREAK YOU. 502 00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,382 NOW HAND OVER THE KEYS. 503 00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:34,248 - I CAN'T. I SWALLOWED THEM. 504 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,486 - THEN, THIS IS GONNA HURT A LITTLE. 505 00:22:38,513 --> 00:22:40,128 [knuckles cracking] 506 00:22:40,695 --> 00:22:41,946 - HERE. 507 00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:46,546 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36847

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