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- [speaking Spanish]

- HOLD ON THERE. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

- [speaking Spanish]

[speaking more slowly in Spanish]

- [speaking Spanish]

- OH, MY GOD. NOW, DON'T NOBODY PANIC.

NOW, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

OKAY, DID YOUR WATER BREAK?

- NO COMPRENDO.

- UH... AGUA

DID YOUR AGUA BREAKO?

- COMO? - COMO. OKAY, GOOD.

NOW WE'RE GETTIN' SOMEWHERE.

DR. WESTON, DR. DOUGLAS!

I THINK WE'VE GOT AN EMERGENCY.

- [speaking Spanish]

- WHAT IS IT, LAVERNE?

- WELL, I THINK SHE'S GOIN' INTO LABOR.

- [speaking Spanish]

- DON'T WORRY. THE DOCTORS ARE HERE NOW.

- LAVERNE, THEY NEED CHANGE FOR THE PARKING METER.

- AND I'M SURE THEY CAN BREAK A TWENTY.

- [mutters]

- HERE'S YOUR QUARTER, AND, IF IT MEANS ANYTHING,

HER PULSE IS A LITTLE HIGH.

- [speaking Spanish]

- EXCUSE ME. "LOCA", WHAT DID HE SAY?

- HE SAID THANK YOU FOR THE QUARTER.

- NO PROBLEMO.

Y'ALL, I AM SORRY ABOUT THIS.

- YOU KNOW, LAVERNE, I THINK IT TIME

YOU LEARNED SPANISH

BEFORE SOMEBODY ASKS YOU WHAT TIME IT IS

AND WE END UP TAKING OUT THEIR GALLBLADDER.

- LAVERNE, WHY DON'T YOU GET SOME LANGUAGE TAPES?

COME ON! YOU'LL PICK IT UP IN NO TIME.

- YOU KNOW, DOCTOR, THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.

THEN I'LL FINALLY UNDERSTAND

WHAT RICKY'S CHATTERIN' ABOUT

WHEN LUCY CRUSHES MAURICE CHEVALIER'S HAT.

- [speaking Spanish]

- NO PROBLEMO.

- LIFE GOES ON

AND SO DO WE

JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY

ONE BY ONE

WE FILL THE DAYS

WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND

THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE

I'M ALWAYS HERE

FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED

RAIN OR SHINE

I'LL BE THE ONE

TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON

WE SHARE IT ALL

AS LIFE GOES ON

- OH, GOOD. DADDY, UH...

HERE'S THE LIST OF THINGS NOT TO TALK ABOUT

WHEN KEVIN GETS HERE:

POLITICS, RELIGION,

MY FIRST MARRIAGE, HIS FIRST MARRIAGE,

IBM VERSUS MACINTOSH...

AND WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T STARE AT HIS GRAY TOOTH.

- HONEY, HONEY, RELAX.

I'M NOT GONNA EMBARRASS YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.

- RELAX? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I AM RELAXED.

AND WHERE THE HELL IS SOPHIA?

KEVIN'S GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE.

- CAROL, CALM DOWN.

- DADDY, I JUST WANT EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT.

- SO, IS GRAY TOOTH HERE YET?

- NO. AND DON'T CALL HIM THAT.

AND WHERE'S SCOTTY?

- HE'S UPSTAIRS WATCHING HIS ALADDIN TAPE WITH DUMBO.

- SOPHIA, DUMBO ISN'T IN ALADDIN.

- I KNOW THAT.

I MEAN HE'S WATCHING IT WITH CHARLEY.

- OH, NO. THE LAST TIME THOSE TWO WERE TOGETHER,

CHARLEY TAUGHT HIM TO MAKE THAT VULGAR ARMPIT NOISE.

- THAT WASN'T CHARLEY, IT WAS ME.

WANNA LEARN?

- CAROL, CAROL, CAROL, CAROL.

RELAX. SCOTTY'S GONNA LIKE KEVIN

AND KEVIN'S GONNA LIKE SCOTTY.

KEVIN'S GONNA LIKE ME. I'M GONNA LIKE KEVIN.

EVERYBODY�S GONNA LIKE EVERYBODY.

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WE ARE THE WORLD.

[doorbell ringing] - THAT'S HIM.

AND, DADDY, WHATEVER YOU DO,

DON'T ASK HIM HOW MUCH MONEY HE MAKES

OR WHAT HE DOES FOR A LIVING.

HE MIGHT THINK THAT YOU THINK

THAT HE AND I ARE GOING TO...

- GET MARRIED. - NO! DON'T SAY THAT.

- ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I WON'T SAY IT.

BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU,

SOMETIMES MY LIPS MOVE WHEN I PRAY.

- KEVIN, HI. - HI, CAROL.

- UH...KEVIN?

THIS IS MY FATHER, HARRY. - KEVIN, IT'S A PLEASURE.

- OUR FRIEND SOPHIA.

- HI. - SO, YOU GONNA MARRY HER?

- SOPHIA!

- WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT HIS TOOTH.

- UH, KEVIN, SIT DOWN.

UH, SO, KEVIN, UH...

WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO FOR A LIV--?

LIFT. YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE DOWN,

HOW DO YOU PICK YOURSELF UP AGAIN?

- OH. WELL, I DON'T DO DRUGS OR ANYTHING,

IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE ASKING.

AND FOR ONE THING, THEY SORT OF FROWN ON IT ON AT MY JOB.

- OH, YOU HAVE A JOB?

NOT THAT IT MATTERS.

I MEAN, WHAT YOU DO IS YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

- I'M AN AIRLINE PILOT.

- OH! THAT PAYS GOOD MONEY.

- DADDY!

- I DIDN'T ASK, HE TOLD ME.

- MAY I SAY SOMETHING?

IT'S OBVIOUS THAT WE'RE ALL FEELING ANXIOUS,

WHICH IS IN TURN MAKING AN ALREADY AWKWARD SITUATION

EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE.

SO WHY DON'T WE JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THE FACT

THAT WE'RE ALL EMBARRASSED AND WE'LL FEEL BETTER?

- I'M NOT EMBARRASSED.

- I'M NOT EMBARRASSED. SOPHIA?

- DON'T LOOK AT ME. IT WAS THE DOG.

- SO, ANYONE FOR YAHTZEE? - MOMMY, COME HERE.

- OH, THERE'S MOMMY'S BIG BOY!

OH!

THERE'S MY BOY.

OH, SCOTTY...

I HAVE SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET.

SCOTTY...

THIS IS KEVIN.

- HEY. HEY, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

- WHAT? - YOU'RE JOE MONTANA.

- UH-UH. I "COTTY."

- OH, YOU'RE SCOTTY.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SCOTTY.

WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY SOME CATCH?

- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

- YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

YES, KEVIN.

OH, IT'LL GIVE YOU BOYS

A CHANCE TO DISCUSS YOUR FEELINGS

OF MUTUAL UNCERTAINTY.

OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, DADDY.

SCOTTY'S A LITTLE SHY WITH STRANGERS.

- OH, HONEY, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE

ANYTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

LOOK, LOOK AT THAT.

- OH, LOOK. THEY'RE PLAYING. [Scotty giggling]

OH, THEY'RE LAUGHING.

THEY'RE BONDING.

OH, THIS IS MORE THAN I COULD HAVE HOPED FOR.

OH, LUCKY ME.

LUCKY, LUCKY, LUCKY CAROL.

- HEY, LUCKY, NOW THEY'RE POKING A DEAD GOPHER WITH A STICK.

- EW. DADDY!

- OH. A DEAD GOPHER?

HEY! I WANNA SEE!

HEY, LAVERNE! HOW'S THE SPANISH COMING?

- MUY BIEN.

THESE TAPES ARE TERRIFIC.

- THAT'S GREAT. SO...

EL ESPANOL NO ES DIFICIL.

- OKAY. GIVE ME A SECOND.

EL ESPAN...

NO YOS DIA.

SHE BREAD...

I WE...E-T-O.

AM I CLOSE?

- SPANISH IS NOT DIFFICULT.

- OH, MAYBE FOR YOU. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID. "SPANISH IS NOT DIFFICULT."

- OH. WHAT IS THE USE?

I AIN'T NEVER GONNA LEARN SPANISH.

AND AIN'T IT IRONIC

SEEIN' AS HOW I'M SO EXTRA GOOD AT ENGLISH?

- IT'S A GOLD DARN MYSTERY, DADGUMMIT.

[spits]

- HEY, LAVERNE, WHEN I TOOK SPANISH IN COLLEGE,

THE INSTRUCTOR WANTED US TO THINK IN SPANISH.

SO HE DIDN'T ALLOW ANYONE TO SPEAK A WORD OF ENGLISH

IN HIS CLASSROOM.

- SO THAT'S HOW YOU LEARNED TO SPEAK SPANISH SO WELL.

- NO. I GOT A JOB IN A MEXICAN RESTAURANT.

- LOT OF GOOD THAT DOES ME.

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO TAKE ON A SECOND MINIMUM WAGE JOB.

- LAVERNE, WHY DON'T YOU AND MAXINE

COME OVER TO MY PLACE ON SATURDAY

AND WE'LL HELP YOU PRACTICE?

- DOCTOR, THAT'S MIGHTY NICE. ALL RIGHT.

DR. DOUGLAS, YOU BRING THE CHIPS,

I'LL BRING THE SALSA,

AND WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A SIESTA.

VAYA CON CARNE.

- GO WITH MEAT.

[door opening]

- HEY! HOW WAS THE CARNIVAL?

- WE HAD A BLAST, DIDN'T WE, CAROL?

- WELL, TO BE HONEST, I'M STILL A LITTLE UPSET.

I CAN'T SHAKE THE IMAGE OF MY HIPS

IN THAT FUN HOUSE MIRROR.

- HEY, SCOTTY. LET'S SHOW GRANDPA

HOW WELL WE DROVE THE BUMPER CARS.

GO ON.

- [laughing]

YES, THAT'S RIGHT.

SCOTTY AND KEVIN BUMPED MOMMY

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

I CAN'T BELIEVE BUMPER CARS ARE SO DANGEROUS.

- WELL, CAROL. YOU NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE CAR.

- NO, I NEVER SHOULD HAVE STOPPED TO PICK UP MY SHOE.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GAVE THAT HATEFUL LITTLE GIRL

A STUFFED ANIMAL FOR RAMMING ME.

- SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAD A BIG DAY.

I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU ABOUT CAROL AND BUMPER CARS.

- HOW IS SHE WITH BASKETBALL GAMES?

- WHAT? - WELL, I WAS SAVING THIS,

BUT I'VE GOT A BIG SURPRISE.

THE KNICKS ARE PLAYING THE HEAT AND TONIGHT'S FAMILY NIGHT.

GUESS WHO'S GOT THREE TICKETS.

- OH, THAT SHOULD A GREAT GAME.

- HOW ABOUT IT, SCOTTY? WANNA SEE SOME HOOPS?

- OH, NO, NO, NO, KEVIN. SCOTTY'S BEEN OUT ALL DAY.

AND, BESIDES, I HAVE A NICE QUIET EVENING AT HOME

PLANNED FOR US. LISTEN TO THIS:

HOT CHOCOLATE AND ORIGAMI.

AND MOMMY KNOWS HOW SCOTTY LOVES HOT CHOCOLATE.

DON'T YOU, SCOTTY?

- UH-UH. HOOPS. HOOPS.

- HEY, THERE YOU GO. THERE'S MY BOY.

SOUNDS LIKE HE REALLY WANTS TO GO, CAROL.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? LET'S JUST GO,

AND IF HE GETS TIRED, WE'LL COME BACK EARLY.

- CAROL, EXCUSE ME.

THESE ARE FIFTH ROW, CENTER COURT.

- I MEAN, THEY'RE CLOSE ENOUGH

TO SMELL PATRICK EWING'S SWEAT.

- WELL, TEMPTING AS THAT SOUNDS,

WHY DON'T YOU AND SCOTTY GO WITHOUT ME?

- OH, LET'S JUST FORGET IT.

WE DON'T NEED TO GO TO THE BASKETBALL GAME.

- NO! EXCUSE ME. I MEAN...

THESE TICKETS ARE--I MEAN, THE HEAT AND THE KNICKS.

AND, I MEAN, IT'S PATRICK EWING.

- DADDY'S RIGHT. GO TO THE GAME

AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. - THANKS, HON.

- SCOTTY, MOMMY'S GONNA GET YOUR BLANKY AND YOUR TEDDY.

IT MAKES HIM FEEL BETTER WHEN I'M NOT WITH HIM.

- YOU KNOW, HARRY, I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED

HOW REWARDING IT IS TO BE A PARENT.

NOT THAT SCOTTY'S MY SON OF COURSE,

BUT I THINK I'M STARTING TO UNDERSTAND

WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE A FATHER.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.

CAN I GO TO THE BASKETBALL GAME?

- SURE. - OH, THAT'S GREAT.

- SO IS MY LITTLE CHAMP READY TO GO?

- YOU BET! I'LL JUST GET MY JACKET.

[whooshes] THERE WE GO.

OH, CAROL. BOY, WERE YOU EVER RIGHT.

KEVIN IS A WONDERFUL GUY.

- YES, HE IS. ISN'T HE?

- YEAH, AND SCOTTY REALLY LIKES HIM.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE BOY SO HAPPY.

YOU KNOW? YES, CAROL DEAR.

WAY TO DIG, KIDDO. WHOO.

- ALL RIGHT, SCOTTY.

MOMMY'S GOT YOUR BLANKY. [door closing]

SCOTTY?

HONEY? YOU FORGOT YOUR BLANKY AND YOUR--

[car engine starting]

BYE-BYE, BABY.

ALL RIGHT. I TOLD YOU I HAD A SURPRISE FOR YOU.

HERE IT IS.

HOT CHOCOLATE AND ORIGAMI.

- THAT'S GOTTA BE SOME HOT CHOCOLATE

TO GIVE ME AN ORIGAMI.

- NO, SOPHIA. WE'RE FOLDING PAPER.

- I DON'T CARE HOW I GET THERE

AS LONG AS I GET THERE.

- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU INVITED US ALL OVER HERE

TO FOLD PAPER.

- COME ON, CAROL. IS SOMETHING WRONG?

- NO, NOTHING'S WRONG.

I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A GOOD EXCUSE

FOR US GIRLS TO GET TOGETHER.

- WHY?

- WHY? BECAUSE DADDY AND KEVIN

TOOK SCOTTY TO A BASKETBALL GAME.

NOW, THE BASIC PRINCIPLE BEHIND ORIGAMI--

- WHICH BASKETBALL GAME?

- OH, I DON'T KNOW.

SOME TEAM WITH LARRY HAGMAN.

- LARRY HAGMAN?

- WAIT A MINUTE. I CAN GET THIS.

LARRY HAGMAN.

DALLAS.

J.R. EWING...

COULD SHE POSSIBLY MEAN PATRICK EWING?

- YES. I THINK THAT WAS IT.

ANYWAY...

- DOCTOR, THAT WAS UNCANNY.

YOU ARE A REGULAR LARRY HOLMES.

- TSK, SHERLOCK HOLMES.

- NOW DO WILLIAM SHATNER.

- ANYWAY...

LET ME SHOW YOU A FEW EXAMPLES OF WHAT WE CAN DO.

- OH, MAN.

I WOULD LOVE TO BE AT THAT GAME.

- HEY, WHY DON'T WE GO DOWN THERE AND SEE IF WE CAN GET IN?

- SOPHIA, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIKED BASKETBALL.

- I DON'T. I JUST REALLY HATE BEING HERE.

- FORGET ABOUT BASKETBALL.

LOOK AT MY CREATIONS.

NOW...

HERE'S A MAN...

AND A LITTLE BOY HAVING A GOOD TIME.

AND HERE'S A WOMAN ALL ALONE FEELING IGNORED.

ISN'T THIS FUN?

NOW, LET'S ALL MAKE SOMETHING.

WE'LL START WITH SOMETHING SIMPLE.

TEAR DROPS.

- OKAY.

THIS ISN'T ABOUT ORIGAMI, IS IT?

- OH, MAXINE. I WAS HOPING I COULD FOLD MY SORROWS AWAY.

IT'S KEVIN.

- DUH. - DOCTOR...

- SORRY.

- WHAT ABOUT KEVIN?

- I'M JUST REALLY CONCERNED

ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH SCOTTY.

- I THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTIN' ALONG GREAT.

- WELL, THEY ARE. IT'S JUST THAT--

THEY'RE GETTING ALONG SO WELL,

I FEEL LIKE THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ME.

- CAROL, YOU'RE HIS MAMA.

THEY'LL ALWAYS BE ROOM FOR YOU.

- YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY THIS THING IS WORKING OUT.

- THAT BOY WILL LOVE YOU HIS WHOLE LIFE.

- YOU REALLY THINK SO, SOPHIA?

- SURE.

AND THEN WHEN YOU'RE 75,

HE'LL DUMP YOU IN A RETIREMENT HOME TO ROT.

AND IF YOU'RE LUCKY, AT 74 YOU'LL GET HIT BY A BEER TRUCK.

- HEY, DR. DOUGLAS,

CAN YOU BELIEVE HE EXPECTS US TO TALK NOTHIN' BUT SPANISH?

- [speaking Spanish]

- OH, BROTHER.

I FEEL LIKE I'M TRAPPED IN ONE OF THEM TV CHANNELS

WITH THE REALLY HIGH NUMBERS.

- [speaking Spanish]

- NOT YOU TOO.

HOW DID YOU LEARN TO SPEAK SPANISH?

- [speaking Spanish]

- [laughing]

- WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Y'ALL MAKIN' FUN OF MY BLOUSE, AREN'T YOU?

MY MAMA MADE THIS BLOUSE.

I CAN'T HELP IT IF MY MAMA

NO EL SEW-OH SO HOT...OH.

- QUIERES CAFE?

- CAFE. THAT'S COFFEE. RIGHT?

YEAH. - COMO?

- YES, I'LL HAVE SOME COFFEE.

- NO COMPRENDO INGLES.

- SI, SI, SI. Y'ALL COMPRENDO THAT?

- QUIERES JABON EN TU CAFE?

- YEAH. SI.

- JABON... [speaking Spanish]

- SI.

- [speaking Spanish]

[continues speaking Spanish]

- GRACIAS.

SEE? I'M STARTIN' TO GET THE HANG OF THIS.

WHAT DID YOU PUT IN MY COFFEE?

- JABON.

- THAT'S SOAP!

I THOUGHT YOU SAID MILK.

YOU THINK THAT'S SO FUNNY.

- NO COMPRENDO INGLES.

- [speaking Spanish]

- LAVERNE, YOU DID IT.

- DID WHAT?

- YOU SPOKE SPANISH.

YOU DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU JUST DID IT.

- I DID, DIDN'T I?

- HARRY, SHE CALLED ME AN IDIOT.

- I KNOW. THAT SHOWS A HIGH COMPREHENSION LEVEL.

- THANK YOU.

NOW, COULD WE ALL SPEAK ENGLISH FOR A WHILE NOW, HUH?

[all speaking Spanish]

- NO MAS, NO MAS.

[speaking Spanish]

- AY, AY, AY.

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I EAT THE WORM.

- OKAY, SCOTTY. TIME FOR YOUR NAP.

SOPHIA'S READY TO-- - NO!

- HONEY, THAT'S NOT NICE.

SOPHIA CAME ALL THE WAY OVER HERE

'CAUSE YOU WANTED HER TO READ YOU A BEDTIME STORY.

- NO!

- SCOTTY, IF YOU TAKE YOUR NAP NOW,

THEN WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES LATER.

- OKAY.

- OKAY. GOOD BOY.

- WELL, YOU CERTAINLY KNOW HOW TO CHARM HIM.

- OH, YEAH. WE'RE OLD BUDS NOW.

SWEETIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS MOVIE?

- OH, NO. IT'S MUCH TOO VIOLENT FOR A CHILD SCOTTY'S AGE.

- CAROL, IT'S A CARTOON ABOUT A BEAVER.

- WELL, PETER PAN WAS A CARTOON TOO,

BUT I WAS VERY TRAUMATIZED BY IT AS A CHILD.

- OH, YOU THOUGHT CAPTAIN HOOK WAS THAT SCARY?

- NO. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I WAS TRAUMATIZED BY WENDY'S HUMILIATION

AT BEING FORCED TO FLY ALL OVER LONDON IN HER NIGHTGOWN.

BOY, WHAT MOVIE DID YOU SEE?

- SORRY.

- KEVIN, I KNOW YOU THINK I'M BEING SILLY,

BUT IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I MONITOR WHAT SCOTTY SEES.

- CAROL, COME ON. IT'S RATED "G."

- THAT'S RIGHT. "G" AS IN:

GEE, I DON'T THINK HE SHOULD SEE THAT MOVIE.

- BUT I THINK HE CAN HANDLE IT.

- WELL, YOU'RE NOT HIS PARENT, ARE YOU?

- NO, NO, I'M NOT.

- WELL, GOOD. I'M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP.

I WAS BEGINNING TO WONDER.

- I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED SCOTTY AND ME

TO HAVE A CLOSE RELATIONSHIP.

- WELL, I DID. BUT...

- WELL, MAYBE I SHOULD JUST BACK OFF HERE A LITTLE BIT.

- OH.

WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

- OKAY THEN.

I GUESS I'LL SEE YA.

- OKAY.

- OKAY.

TELL SCOTTY I'M SORRY.

- HEY, SWEETHEART. CAROL?

WHOA, CAROL, BABE, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

- I THINK KEVIN AND I JUST BROKE UP.

- OH, CAROL. NO!

I LOVE THAT GUY.

- SO DO I.

- OH, I'M SORRY, BABY.

- MUCHAS GRACIAS.

[speaking Spanish]

ADIOS, CHARLENE.

[speaking Spanish]

- I'M SORRY. I AM PAKISTANI.

I DON'T SPEAK SPANISH.

- THEY LAW, I RECKON I AM YAPPIN' AWAY

LIKE A HUNGRY PUP, AIN'T I?

- I'M SORRY.

I DON'T SPEAK WHATEVER LANGUAGE THAT IS EITHER.

- [speaking Spanish]

- MUY BIEN.

YOU KNOW, YOUR SPANISH IS REALLY IMPROVING.

I'M PROUD OF YOU. I KNOW IT WASN'T EASY.

- GRACIAS.

EL ESPANOL NO ES DIFICIL.

- RIGHT. WOULD YOU FILE

THESE INSURANCE PAPERS FOR ME PLEASE?

- TU ERES UN MEDICO.

- THAT'S RIGHT.

I AM A DOCTOR.

NOW, WOULD YOU--?

- [speaking Spanish]

- THAT'S NICE.

NOW, WOULD YOU-- - [speaking Spanish]

- OH, SHUT UP.

NEVER MIND. I'LL DO IT MYSELF.

- ADIOS.

[speaking Spanish]

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

- IF I STOP CHEWING, I WILL DIE.

- WHAT IS THIS? ORIGAMI FOOD?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. TELL AUNT SOPHIA ALL ABOUT IT.

- IT'S KEVIN.

I'M MISERABLE. I MISS HIM SO MUCH.

I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO TO GET US BACK TOGETHER.

- WHY DON'T YOU SHOW HIM YOUR BREASTS?

- SOPHIA...

- WHAT? YOU'RE YOUNG, THEY'RE NICE.

[doorbell ringing] - OH. PLEASE.

- WHAT A MESS. I'LL GET THE VACUUM.

- NO NEED. DREYFUSS.

KEVIN. - HI, CAROL.

- SHE'S GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU

- CAROL, YOU LOOK...

TERRIBLE.

- SO DO YOU. - I'M SORRY.

EVER SINCE WE BROKE UP, I'VE BEEN A WRECK.

I'VE BEEN DOING NOTHING BUT RUNNING.

- ME TOO.

- CAROL, LOOK, I'M SORRY.

I THINK I WAS JUST TRYING TOO HARD.

- AND--AND I REALLY OVERREACTED.

- I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT SCOTTY AND I COULD GET ALONG.

- AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT I WANTED.

I MEAN, WHAT I WANT.

I GUESS I JUST GOT JEALOUS.

I KNOW IT SOUNDS PETTY,

BUT I CAN'T HELP THE WAY I FELT.

IT JUST ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.

- MAYBE I OVERSTEPPED MY BOUNDS.

- WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

MAYBE WE COULD TRY IT AGAIN.

ONLY THIS TIME MAYBE WE COULD JUST GO A LITTLE SLOWER.

- THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

WOULD IT BE PUSHING THINGS IF WE RENAMED HIM KEVIN JUNIOR?

- JUST A BIT.

- OH, KEVIN. LOOK, SCOTTY.

KEVIN'S HERE.

OH, KEVIN. WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

IT'S SO GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. OH!

- MOMMY, COME HERE.

- CAROL, SHH.

I JUST READ HIM A DR. SEUSS BOOK

AND HE'S SOUND ASLEEP.

- REALLY? HE'S BEEN SO HYPER ALL DAY.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU'D GET HIM TO GO DOWN.

- HE FINISHED HIS BOTTLE, AND HE WENT OUT LIKE A LIGHT.

COME HERE. I WANT YOU TO SEE.

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