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- I'M HOT. IT'S HOTTER THAN HELL IN HERE.
- YOU KNOW WHAT I ALWAYS WONDERED?
WHAT DO PEOPLE IN HELL SAY--
"IT'S HOTTER THAN HERE IN HERE"?
- WHEN IS THAT AIR-CONDITIONING GUY SUPPOSED TO COME?
- HE HAS COME AND GONE, AND HERE IS THE ESTIMATE--
$800.
- $800?
WE GOT TO RAISE SOME CASH AROUND HERE.
YOU GOT ANY IDEAS?
- WELL, I HEAR THERE'S BIG MONEY IN AIR-CONDITIONIN' REPAIR.
- WELL, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHIN'.
I'VE TRIED LOANS, GRANTS, CONTRIBUTIONS.
THE ONLY THING LEFT IS TO PLANT CORN IN HERE
AND APPLY FOR A FARM SUBSIDY.
- ALFALFA'D DO A LOT BETTER THIS TIME OF YEAR.
- WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT THIS HEAT?
- WELL, I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT THEY IS THE EMERGENCY FUND,
AND I BELIEVE THIS QUALIFIES AS EMERGENCY.
- ALL RIGHT.
IT'LL CLEAN US OUT, BUT... I GUESS THERE'S NO CHOICE.
HERE, GO BUY US A BAG OF ICE.
- LIFE GOES ON
AND SO DO WE
JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY
ONE BY ONE, WE FILL THE DAYS
WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND
THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE
I'M ALWAYS HERE
FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
RAIN OR SHINE
I'LL BE THE ONE
TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON
WE SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GOES ON
- [groans] GOOD MORNING, LADIES.
IT'S GONNA BE ANOTHER SCORCHER.
- OH, THIS AIN'T SO HOT.
ONCE BACK IN HICKORY, IT GOT SO HOT,
THE RANCHERS WAS A-BRANDIN' THEIR CATTLE
BY BACKIN' THEM INTO A CHAIN-LINK FENCE.
- EXCUSE ME. - CAN I HELP YOU?
- I'M BENJAMIN WITHERS, FROM THE KROVITZ FOUNDATION.
WE RECEIVED YOUR APPLICATION FOR A GRANT,
AND I'M HERE TO EVALUATE YOUR CLINIC.
- THE KROVITZ GRANT? COME RIGHT IN.
- HI, THERE. HOW ARE YOU? I'M DR. HARRY WESTON.
THIS IS DR. MAXINE DOUGLAS
AND OUR NURSE, MISS LAVERNE TODD.
- HOW DO YOU DO? COULD I GET YOU SOMETHIN'--
A CUP OF COFFEE, A DOUGHNUT, A LOBSTER?
- THANK YOU, BUT I NEVER ACCEPT GIFTS.
- OH, YOU POOR MAN.
YOU MUST BE ONE SAD PUPPY AT CHRISTMAS.
- I MEAN FROM THE PEOPLE I'M EVALUATING.
- WELL, WOULD YOU LIKE A SEAT?
WE'LL BE HAPPY TO CHARGE YOU FOR IT.
- OH, I KNOW IT MUST SEEM EXCESSIVE TO YOU,
BUT WITH THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS RIDING ON MY DECISION,
I TRY TO AVOID ANY HINT OF UNDUE INFLUENCE.
- THEN I SUPPOSE A BRIBE IS OUT OF THE QUESTION.
- HOW MUCH?
[chuckling] JUST JOKING.
I MAY BE INCORRUPTIBLE, BUT I DO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.
- I'D SAY, HUH?
FUNNY GUY.
[laughter] - POINTS OFF FOR SUCKING UP.
[laughter stops]
GOTCHA!
OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS TOMFOOLERY.
NOW, YOU JUST GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS
AND MAKE BELIEVE THAT I'M NOT HERE.
- FAIR ENOUGH.
- YOU KNOW, NOW THAT HE'S NOT HERE
I HAVE TO SAY HE'S A REALLY NICE MAN.
- AND SMART.
- NOT TO MENTION VERY EASY ON THE EYES.
- SO THEY ENDED UP
GETTIN' MARRIED 'CAUSE OF PEER PRESSURE.
SEE, HER DADDY "''PEARED" TO HAVE A SHOTGUN,
AND HE "'PEARED" TO BE PUTTIN' PRESSURE ON THE TRIGGER.
- MR. FERNANDEZ, YOU'RE NEXT.
- UH, BY THE WAY, DOCTOR,
I'M WAITIN' FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR DECISION
ON SWITCHIN' TO THIS NEW MEDICAL SUPPLY COMPANY.
- OKAY, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.
SAY, HARRY, SEE WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
ABOUT THIS NEW SUPPLY OUTFIT.
- OKAY.
OH, LAVERNE, DO ME A FAVOR, PLEASE.
WOULD YOU MAKE A DECISION ABOUT THIS NEW SUPPLY COMPANY?
- WELL, THE BUCK STOPS HERE...
RIGHT HERE WHERE IT STARTED.
- MM-HMM.
- WHO LEFT THIS ON?
- HI, SOPHIA.
SOPHIA, IS SOMETHING WRONG?
- I'VE LOST THE FEELING IN MY LEFT HAND.
- OH, MY! WHEN DID YOU FIRST NOTICE IT?
- 1947.
- WHY DON'T YOU GO TO A DOCTOR?
- I'LL GIVE IT ONE MORE DAY.
- I THOUGHT I HEARD THE REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPEN.
- CHARLEY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO HAVE A MEAL AROUND HERE
WITHOUT SEEING YOU ACROSS THE TABLE?
- SIT IN MY LAP?
ANYWAY, I'M NOT HERE TO SEE YOU. I CAME TO ASK SOPHIA SOMETHING.
- NOT A PENNY.
- I DON'T WANT MONEY.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - ANNA MARIA TARTAGLIA.
SHE'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I'VE EVER SEEN.
- SO WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH ME?
- HER PARENTS WON'T LET HER DATE ANYONE WHO'S NOT ITALIAN,
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN, SOPHIA.
- OKAY, I'LL GO OUT WITH HER.
- NO, I WANT YOU TO TEACH ME TO BE ITALIAN.
- WHY WOULD I HELP A YUTZ LIKE YOU
PASS YOURSELF OFF AS ITALIAN?
- I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS.
- PAISAN!
- NOW, YOU'RE JUST EXHAUSTED FROM OVERWORK.
GO ON HOME AND STAY OUT OF BED FOR A FEW DAYS.
NO MORE PATIENTS?
- DR. WESTON'S SEEIN' THE LAST ONE NOW.
- QUICK! LOCK THE DOOR BEFORE AN EMERGENCY SHOWS UP.
- [clears throat]
- OH, HE KNOWS I'M JUST JOKING.
DON'T YOU, MR. WITHERS?
- CERTAINLY. OF COURSE.
ANYBODY COULD SEE THAT.
- SO HOW ARE WE STACKIN' UP?
- OH, NOW, DOCTOR,
YOU WOULDN'T WANT ME TO VIOLATE MY CODE OF ETHICS
AND TELL YOU PREMATURELY.
- SURE I WOULD.
WHAT'S A LITTLE PREMATURE VIOLATION AMONG FRIENDS?
- OH, YOU'RE JOKING AGAIN.
[laughs, sighs]
UNTIL TOMORROW, LADIES.
- OKAY, LET'S WRAP HER UP.
- [gasps] HE FORGOT HIS NOTEBOOK.
HOW UNFORTUNATE.
- DOCTOR, WE GOT TO CALL THAT MAN BACK.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL DO IT.
[clears throat]
[softly] OH, MR. WITHERS.
YOU FORGOT YOUR NOTEBOOK.
COME BACK. COME BACK, MR. WITHERS.
- DOCTOR!
- [normal voice] OH, DARN! THERE GOES HIS CAR.
GUESS HE DIDN'T HEAR ME.
- DOCTOR, WE CANNOT OPEN THAT NOTEBOOK.
- YOU'RE RIGHT. I'LL X-RAY IT.
- OH, COME ON, DOCTOR.
NOW, YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT AND WRONG.
- WHO ARE YOU--JIMINY CRICKET?
- DOCTOR, WE HAVE GOT TO RESPECT THAT MAN'S PRIVACY.
- OKAY, FINE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'LL LOCK IT IN THE FILING CABINET.
JUST SO THERE'S NO QUESTION IN OF MY INTEGRITY,
YOU KEEP THE KEY.
DR. DOUGLAS, I TRUST YOU.
IT'S THIS KEY I DON'T TRUST.
BYE-BYE NOW.
- [humming]
UH-OH.
[sighs]
- GOOD LUCK TEACHING CHARLEY TO BECOME AN ITALIAN GENTLEMAN.
THIS IS A GUY WHO TIES THE ENDS OF HIS SPAGHETTI TOGETHER
SO HE CAN EAT IT ALL IN ONE SLURP.
- I KNOW. I TAUGHT HIM THAT.
- [affected Italian accent] "BON JOVI," LADIES.
ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. I'M CHARLEY DIETZARONI.
OKEYDOKEY, TEACH, WHAT DO WE DO FIRST?
- FIRST I GET MY CASH UP FRONT.
- CHARLEY, JUST WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
- [imitating Don Corleone] PLEASE, A LITTLE RESPECT.
YOU HAPPEN TO BE ADDRESSING A "DAVE."
- WHAT? - A "DAVE."
IT'S A TITLE OF RESPECT WE ITALIANS USE.
- IS IT POSSIBLE THE IMBECILE COULD BE REFERRING TO A "DON"?
- [normal voice] DAVE CORLEONE...DON CORLEONE...
[imitating Don Corleone] YEAH, THAT'S IT, I'M A "DON."
- YOU'RE A CLOWN. COME HERE.
- OW!
THAT HURT! - GOOD.
BUTTON UP THAT SHIRT.
YOU'RE AN INSULT TO TWO NATIONALITIES--
THE ITALIANS AND WHATEVER IT IS YOU ARE.
- CHARLEY, DON'T YOU KNOW
THAT YOU'RE PERPETUATING A STEREOTYPE?
NOT ALL ITALIANS ARE GANGSTERS.
- I KNOW THAT.
I JUST DON'T HAPPEN TO OWN A PRIEST OUTFIT.
- I GIVE UP. THE MAN HAS [speaks Italian] FOR BRAINS.
CAROL... YOU THINK OF SOMETHING.
- HA! ME? WHY WOULD I WANT TO HELP HIM?
- BECAUSE... YOU'RE A GENIUS, CAROL.
- WELL... [chuckles]
I WOULDN'T SAY GENIUS EXACTLY.
- NO KIDDING, CAROL.
YOUR I.Q. IS WAY UP THERE IN THE ROMAN NUMERALS.
- CHARLEY, SHE'LL NEVER FALL FOR THAT PILE OF--
- WAIT. I'VE GOT IT.
WHEN YOU GO TO MEET HER PARENTS,
TAKE SOPHIA WITH YOU AND INTRODUCE HER AS A RELATIVE.
IF SHE'S ITALIAN, THAT MAKES YOU ITALIAN.
- HEY, YOU'RE NOT AS DUMB AS I THOUGHT.
HOW ABOUT IT, SOPHIA? I CAN INTRODUCE YOU AS MY...
GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER.
GREAT-GRANDMOTHER.
GRANDMOTHER.
SISTER.
- CHARLEY, THIS GIRL MUST BE REALLY SPECIAL
FOR YOU TO GO TO ALL THIS TROUBLE.
- AH, SHE'S NOT SO SPECIAL.
I'M JUST IN THE MOOD FOR ITALIAN.
- THAT MORON.
SOPHIA, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GONNA GO THROUGH
WITH HELPING HIM? - WHO'S HELPING HIM?
I GOT 50 REASONS WHY I SHOULD GO TO THE TRACK.
YEAH! [laughs]
[laughs]
- [sighs]
[doorbell rings] - [grumbling]
COMING.
- HARRY, WE GOT TROUBLE. - WITH A CAPITAL "T,"
AND THAT RHYMES WITH "G," WHICH STANDS FOR "GRANT,"
WHICH WE AIN'T GETTIN'.
- WAIT A MINUTE.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - JUST TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.
IF IT WASN'T TRUE, WE WOULDN'T TROUBLE YOU.
- AND THAT RHYMES WITH "W", WHICH STANDS FOR "WITHERS."
- ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT THIS IS ABOUT,
OR DO I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THE ENTIRE ALPHABET?
- WITHERS FORGOT HIS NOTEBOOK, AND I READ IT.
- I TOLD HER NOT TO!
- MAXINE, HOW COULD YOU? - OH, LET'S SAVE SOME TIME HERE.
NOW YOU'RE GONNA GET UP ON YOUR HIGH HORSE
AND TELL ME HOW WRONG I WAS,
AND THEN I'M GONNA HANG MY HEAD AND TELL YOU HOW GUILTY I FEEL,
AND IN THE END, WE'RE ALL GONNA WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT SAYS,
SO WHY DON'T WE CUT THE BALONEY AND GET ON WITH IT?
- OKAY, WHAT'S IT SAY? COME HERE.
- IT SAYS WE'RE SCREWED.
IT'S A WHOLE STRING OF COMPLAINTS.
"NURSE SOCIALIZES WITH PATIENTS--
LONG STORIES ABOUT HER HOMETOWN."
- THAT IS DOWNRIGHT SILLY. WHEN DID I EVER DO THAT?
- WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS, AT...
9:05, 11:15, 12:36...
1:22, 2:19...
- DOCTOR, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOIN' STRAIGHT TO HELL
FOR READIN' THAT MAN'S NOTEBOOK.
- LOOK, LOOK, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE TO-- TO GET THE GRANT.
I MEAN--I MEAN, LAVERNE, YOU CAN GO ONE DAY
WITHOUT TELLING A HICKORY STORY, CAN'T YOU?
- OF COURSE I CAN.
LORD, YOU TWO ACT LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF COMPULSION.
- OKAY, THAT TAKES CARE OF ITEM ONE.
- BACK IN HICKORY, WE HAD A FARMER, HE WAS SO COMPULSIVE--
- ALL RIGHT, LAVERNE!
- HEY, I THOUGHT THIS DIDN'T START TILL TOMORROW.
- ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?
- "AMBIGUOUS CHAIN OF COMMAND." I GUESS HE WANTS TO SEE SOMEONE
OFFICIALLY IN CHARGE OF THE PLACE.
I SUPPOSE I CAN DO THAT FOR ONE DAY.
- EXCUSE ME.
- WELL, I-I-I JUST THOUGHT
THAT AS LONG AS THERE IS NO REAL BOSS--
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO REAL BOSS?
WHAT AM I? - CHOPPED LIVER?
- WHAT?
- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOMETHING TO SNACK ON.
- CAROL, PLEASE, WE'RE TRYING TO SETTLE
SOME VERY TOUCHY PROBLEMS AT THE CLINIC.
- OOH! I LOVE TOUCHY PROBLEMS.
OKAY, SOMEBODY CATCH ME UP.
- YOUR FATHER JUST APPOINTED HIMSELF BOSS OF MY CLINIC.
- DADDY. - I DID NOT!
- OH, COME ON, DOCTORS, NOW, LET'S NOT GET PETTY ABOUT THIS.
LET'S SETTLE THIS THE WAY WE WOULD BACK HOME.
- HOW IS THAT? - NAME-CALLIN' CONTEST.
I'LL START YOU OFF.
DOCTOR, SHE JUST CALLED YOU "CHICKEN LEGS."
NOW LET HER HAVE IT.
- LAVERNE, I'M NOT GONNA DO THIS.
- OKAY, SHE WINS. SHE'S THE BOSS.
- COME ON, LOOK, LET'S JUST GIVE THIS GUY WHAT HE WANTS.
- RIGHT. LET'S SHOW HIM WE HAVE A CLEAR CHAIN OF COMMAND,
AND WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING.
- THERE YOU GO. ALRIGHT, FINE. SO NOW WE'RE ALL AGREED.
- NO. I DON'T LIKE THIS. NO GOOD EVER COME FROM LYIN'.
IN FACT, I AM REMINDED OF THE TIME
OLD MAN HOGAN TRIED TO PASS HIS-SELF OFF
AS A HIGH-SCHOOL CHEERLEADER.
AND, LORD, WHEN HE DID A CARTWHEEL
IN THAT LITTLE SKIRT--
- ALL RIGHT, LAVERNE.
- YOUR NOTEBOOK, YOU SAY?
- THIS IS PERPLEXING, VERY PERPLEXING.
I'M SURE I LEFT IT HERE SOMEWHERE.
- MAYBE YOU LEFT IT OVER ON THE COFFEE TABLE.
- MM, NO, I DON'T THINK SO. - YEAH, YOU DID.
I MEAN, THAT'S THE LAST PLACE WHERE I SAW YOU WITH IT.
- WELL, PERHAPS.
- UNDER THE NEWSWEEK.
- AH, YOU'RE RIGHT. HERE IT IS.
- FUNNY HOW THOSE THINGS STICK IN YOUR MIND.
- LAVERNE, I-- OH, HELLO, MR. WITHERS.
- GOOD MORNING, DOCTOR.
- LAVERNE, I MADE UP THE DUTY ROSTER
FOR THE COMING WEEK. - THE WHAT?
- YOU USE A DUTY ROSTER?
- NO! - YES.
CAN'T RUN A TIGHT SHIP
WITHOUT A BATTLE PLAN, NOW, CAN WE?
- NO. - YES.
- BACK IN HICKORY, WE HAD A DUTY ROOSTER.
- [clears throat]
- A STORY WHICH WILL GO UNTOLD.
- MORNING, ALL.
- [clears throat] LITTLE TARDY, AREN'T WE, DOCTOR?
- OH, YEAH, I'M SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I GUESS I-I-I AM LATE.
THE TRAFFIC WAS A BEAR AND--
I KNOW THAT'S NO EXCUSE,
BUT, YOU KNOW, FORGIVE ME PLEASE, I'M SORRY.
- WELL, I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
YOU CAN STAY A LITTLE LATER AND MAKE UP THE TIME.
- OKAY.
- I BELIEVE IN BEING FIRM, BUT FAIR.
- YES, MA'AM, THAT'S WHY-- THAT'S WHY YOU'RE THE BOSS.
SHE'S THE BO-- SHE'S THE BOSS.
- YOU KNOW, DOCTOR, YOU KEEP RACKIN' UP THEM DEMERITS,
AND I'M GONNA BE A SHOO-IN FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
- HARRY, SINCE YOU WEREN'T HERE,
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THE DUTY ROSTER.
- OH, YEAH.
OF COURSE, THE--THAT-- THE--THE DUTY ROSTER.
- ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY GET TO WORK.
- ALL RIGHT, MISS TODD, LET'S GET TO WORK.
STRAIGHTEN THIS PLACE UP.
MAKE SOME COFFEE.
THAT'LL BE ALL.
[chuckles] I'M SECOND IN COMMAND.
- LAVERNE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME MY MOTHER CALLED?
- COULDN'T. IT WASN'T ON THE DUTY ROSTER.
- THANK YOU. COME ON. ALL RIGHT.
- OOH! ANOTHER ONE! HOW MANY PATIENTS IS THAT TODAY?
- GOLLY, I DON'T KNOW. MISS TODD?
- I DON'T KNOW. 30?
- ATTABOY, HARRY. THAT'S TWO MORE THAN ME.
- HEY, YOU'RE EDGIN' ME OUT FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
DAMN, I REALLY HAD MY HEART SET
ON THAT SPECIAL PARKIN' SPACE.
- WELL, I THINK THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP.
NOW IT'S BACK TO WASHINGTON TO FILE MY REPORT.
- OH, UH... - AND THE GRANT?
- I SEE NO REASON TO KEEP YOU IN SUSPENSE ANY LONGER.
I'M TURNING YOU DOWN.
- YOU MIND TELLIN' US WHY?
- THE FACT IS, I DON'T THINK THIS PLACE HAS A FUTURE.
YOU RUN THIS PLACE LIKE A DICTATOR.
AND, YOU...
YOU'RE A JELLYFISH.
AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.
THERE'S 12 MONTHS AND 2 EMPLOYEES.
YOU'VE GOT TO WIN ONCE IN A WHILE.
I MUST SAY, YESTERDAY YOU NEARLY HAD ME FOOLED.
- YESTERDAY? - YES.
I WAS IMPRESSED BY YOUR INFORMALITY--
NO EGOS, NO BOSSES,
TAKING THE TIME TO BE PERSONALLY INVOLVED WITH YOUR PATIENTS.
- MY HICKORY STORIES?
- [chuckles] THAT WAS A PARTICULARLY NICE TOUCH.
BUT NOW I SEE IT WAS JUST AN ACT FOR MY BENEFIT.
SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT.
- ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T READ HIS NOTEBOOK.
- YOU KNOW...
I LOVE MICHELANGELO.
FOR MY MONEY, HE'S THE COOLEST NINJA TURTLE.
I WONDER WHERE MY GRANDMOTHER IS.
SHE SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE BY NOW.
- [Italian accent] OH, PERHAPS SHE HAVE AN ACCIDENT?
- BOY, I HOPE SO.
HATE TO THINK SHE FORGOT.
HEY, YOU SEEN THIS ONE?
WHY, NO, PAPA GEPPETTO. WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'M LYING?
- [speaking Italian]
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- HE SAID HE LIKES YOUR SUIT.
- THANKS.
LISTEN, AS ONE ITALIANO TO ANOTHER,
HOW DOES THAT POPE GUY EVER EXPECT TO SCORE
WHEN HE'S ALWAYS WEARIN' A DRESS?
- CHARLEY!
- BASTA! WE LEAVE! - OH...
- NOW! - SOMETHING I SAID?
- [speaking Italian]
- OH, THANKS. IT COMES WITH TWO PAIRS OF PANTS.
- [groaning angrily] PAPA, PAPA...
- MISS TODD!
- I HOPE I'M NOT DISTURBING YOU. - NO, COME IN.
- UM, I WON'T KEEP YOU LONG, I...
I JUST HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.
THEN I'M GONNA THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY AND LEAVE.
- A CONFESSION?
- THIS IS REALLY HARD FOR ME,
BECAUSE USUALLY I'M A VERY HONEST PERSON.
IN FACT, IN MY GRADUATING CLASS BACK AT HICKORY HIGH,
I WAS VOTED LEAST DISHONEST...
ALSO "BEST TEETH."
OF COURSE, THAT'S ANOTHER STORY.
UM, ANYWAY, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS, MR. WITHERS,
THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR NOTEBOOK...
WELL, THE CONTENTS WAS REVEALED, AND...
- YES, I KNOW. - AND--AND I DIDN'T WANT TO--
COME AGAIN? - YOU READ MY NOTEBOOK.
THEN YOU AND THE TWO DOCTORS PUT ON THAT RIDICULOUS PERFORMANCE
AT THE CLINIC TODAY,
BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SEE.
BUT WHAT I SAW YESTERDAY IS THE WAY THINGS REALLY ARE.
DOES THAT ABOUT SUM IT UP?
- THEY LAW, HOW'D YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
- HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK HE KNOWS?
- DR. DOUGLAS, WHAT YOU DOIN' HERE?
- SPLIN' MY GUTS.
SO HOW ABOUT IT, MR. WITHERS? DO WE GET THE GRANT?
- IN LIGHT OF WHAT I'VE HEARD HERE TONIGHT,
I'M INCLINED TO SAY YES.
- ALL RIGHT!
- [laughs] IT JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,
IF YOU WANT YOUR PLACE AT THE HOG TROUGH,
DON'T DRESS UP LIKE A HORSE.
- DELIGHTFUL! [knock on door]
WELL, I WONDER WHO THAT CAN BE.
- MR. WITHERS, I'M HERE TO ASK YOU TO RECONSIDER YOUR DECISION.
- OKAY, YOU GOT THE GRANT.
- [imitating Don Corleone] SO YOU CAME TO ME
TO ASK FOR A FAVOR.
BUT WHEN HAVE YOU EVER INVITED ME TO YOUR HOUSE
FOR CUP OF COFFEE?
I GRANT YOU THIS FAVOR,
BUT SOMEDAY I WILL ASK FOR A FAVOR IN RETURN
AND YOU CANNOT REFUSE.
NOW KISS MY RING.
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