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- CATALOGS! COOL!
YOU THINK THAT GUY'S BETTER-LOOKIN' THAN ME?
- YEAH, AND--AND SMARTER, TOO.
- I CAN DO THAT!
- OH, HERE, I'VE GOT ONE.
- WHAT'S THAT? - TIME TO GO HOME! JUST GET OUT!
- HEY, HARRY...
- 'MORNING, DADDY. - 'MORNING, SWEETHEART.
OH, LISTEN, CAROL, CAROL, I NEED YOUR ADVICE.
LEONARD AND NAN ARE GETTING MARRIED,
AND I CAN'T DECIDE ON A WEDDING GIFT.
- NAN?
YOU DON'T MEAN NAN PEARSON,
THE WOMAN YOU DATED ALL LAST YEAR?
YEAH, THAT'S NAN.
- HOW COULD NAN DO THIS TO YOU?
- HONEY, ALL SHE'S DOING IS MARRYING LEONARD SCHNELL!
I LIKE LEONARD SCHNELL!
- DADDY, YOU HAVEN'T HAD A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP
SINCE YOU AND NAN BROKE UP.
- CAROL, I'M FINE, REALLY.
- OH, MY SMILE-THOUGH-YOUR- HEART-IS-BREAKING DADDY.
I KNOW HOW IT GOES!
YOU GET A WEDDING INVITATION FROM AN OLD FLAME.
YOU'RE DEVASTATED, BUT YOU DON'T LET IT SHOW.
LATER IN YOUR ROOM YOU TAKE OUT YOUR OLD BARBIE AND KEN
AND REENACT THE LAST TIME YOU WERE TOGETHER.
THEN BARBIE TELLS KEN
HOW IT FELT TO GET THE WEDDING INVITATION
AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!
- CAROL... - DADDY, WAIT HERE.
I'LL GO GET BARBIE'S DREAM HOUSE.
WE'LL BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
LIFE GOES ON, AND SO DO WE
JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY
ONE BY ONE WE FILL THE DAYS
WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND
THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE
I'M ALWAYS HERE
FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
RAIN OR SHINE
I'LL BE THE ONE
TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON
WE SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON
- OKAY, I JUST SAW HARRY GETTIN' OUT OF HIS CAR.
- OKAY, NOW REMEMBER,
CAROL SAID TO TRY TO BE REAL UPBEAT AND SUPPORTIVE.
THE POOR MAN IS REALLY HURTIN'.
- TOP OF THE MORNING, LADIES! - HEY, HARRY.
- HOW YOU DOIN', MAN?
- FINE. YOU?
- MUCH BETTER NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, HANDSOME.
RIGHT, LAVERNE?
- OH, SURE THANG!
AND MIGHT I ADD, YOU DID A FINE JOB A-SHAVIN' THIS MORNIN'!
THAT'S AS SMOOTH AS A BALD DOG.
- WELL...
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO!
WHAT DO YOU WANT? - HARRY, CAROL CALLED
AND TOLD US ABOUT NAN...
YOU KNOW, DUMPIN' YOU FOR LEONARD, AND......
WELL...
WE KNOW YOUR PAIN.
- I'M FINE, REALLY!
I'M HAPPY FOR LEONARD AND NAN, AND I WAS NOT DUMPED!
- UH-HUH.
- WELL, ACTUALLY I WAS JUST ABOUT TO CALL HER
TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO LISTEN IN IF YOU'D LIKE.
- OH, HARRY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PROVE ANYTHING TO US.
- YES, HE DOES.
- OH, I GOT HER ANSWERING MACHINE.
HEY, NAN! IT'S HARRY! I--I JUST GOT YOUR WEDDING INVITATION
AND I COULDN'T BE MORE THRILLED, REALLY.
THAT LEONARD...ONE LUCKY GUY, 'BUT REMEMBER...
WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE...
MINIATURE GOLF. HA HA HA.
ANYWAY, DEAR, CONGRATULATIONS,
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA MAKE BEAUTIFUL BRIDE AND, UH...
SAVE A DANCE FOR ME AT THE RECEPTION.
ALL RIGHT? BYE-BYE!
- HAPPY ENOUGH? - DOCTOR, THAT--
THAT'S THE BRAVEST THING I EVER SEEN YOU DO.
- WOW...
HARRY...
MAN...
WOW!
- OH!
HI, SOPHIA.
- CAN THE CHIT-CHAT, RED.
I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU AND YOUR SCANDAL SHEET.
- "SHADY PINES BAKE SALE A SINFULLY SWEET SUCCESS."
SOPHIA, WHAT'S WRONG?
I RAVED ABOUT YOUR LADYFINGERS.
- YOU'RE LUCKY THIS LADY DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE FINGER.
YOU PRINTED MY RECIPE WRONG. YOU LEFT OUT THE EGG WHITES.
- OOPS. - OOPS, SCHMOOPS!
I'M THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF SHADY PINES!
- SOPHIA, I'M SORRY.
- HEY, WE'RE WAY PAST "SORRY." I WANT SATISFACTION.
I WANT HEADS TO ROLL!
- WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A RUB-ON TATTOO?
- YOU GOT A TIGER?
- OH, HI, CAN I HELP YOU?
- UH, I'M NOT SURE. IS THIS THE DADE COUNTY CRIER?
- IT CERTAINLY IS. CAROL WESTON, STAR REPORTER.
- AND RIP-OFF ARTIST!
SOME TIGER! IT'S GARFIELD!
- I'M SORRY, WHERE WERE WE?
- UH, I WANTED TO BUY A FULL-PAGE AD.
I TRIED PUTTIN' A MOCK-UP TOGETHER.
- APPEARING NIGHTLY AT HEINRICH'S LOUNGE,
SHELBY WILKINSON SINGS MUSIC TO GET HAMMERED BY.
THAT'S CUTE.
OH, IS THIS YOU IN THE PICTURE?
- ME AND A WONDERBRA STUFFED WITH TISSUE.
I DON'T KNOW...TOO SLUTTY?
- SURE, BUT VERY FLATTERING.
YOU KNOW, NOT TOO MANY YEARS AGO,
I MYSELF TOYED WITH THE IDEA
OF BECOMING A PROFESSIONAL CHANTEUSE.
- NO KIDDING! SO-- - YES...WERE IT NOT FOR A...
VINDICTIVE HIGH SCHOOL GLEE CLUB DIRECTOR
WHO SAID MINE WAS AN ALTO TO WAKE THE DEAD,
OUR PATHS MIGHT HAVE CROSSED ON THAT BUMPY MUSICAL JOYRIDE
WE SISTERS OF SONG CALL... "THE ROAD."
- [chuckling] OH...WELL, IF...
IF YOU REALLY WANNA SING,
COME ON DOWN TO THE CLUB SOMETIME
AND I'LL LET YOU HAVE THE MIC.
- REALLY? - I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE.
ALL MY LIFE I DREAMT ABOUT BEIN' A SINGER.
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME IN KINDERGARDEN
WHEN I WANTED TO BE A GIRAFFE.
- SHELBY...
I LIKE YOU.
- THANKS, I LIKE YOU TOO.
- ARE YOU SEEING ANYONE?
- I DON'T LIKE YOU THAT MUCH.
- NO...
NO! NOT FOR ME! FOR SOMEONE ELSE.
FOR MY FATHER.
I MEAN YOU--YOU'RE SO DIFFERENT
FROM THE WOMEN HE USUALLY GOES OUT WITH.
IN--IN A FUNNY-ARTSY-QUIRKY- INTERESTING KIND OF WAY.
- GEE, THANKS!
I'M NOT REALLY LOOKIN' FOR ANYBODY RIGHT NOW,
BUT HOW MUCH FOR THE AD?
- A FULL-PAGE AD WILL RUN YOU $150 PLUS TAX.
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
- [sighs] LIKE 100 BUCKS MORE THAN I GOT.
SORRY TO WASTE YOUR TIME. - SHELBY...
YOU KNOW, IF YOU COULD JUST...
COME BY AND MEET MY FATHER, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GIVE YOU
A SUBSTANTIAL DISCOUNT.
- LIKE HOW SUBSTANTIAL?
- LIKE FREE.
- HE DOESN'T WEAR PANTS UP TO HERE OR ANYTHING, DOES HE?
- NO! - OKAY.
- HEY, CHARLEY. - HEY, HARRY!
CAN I GET YOU A BEER? - OH, YEAH! PLEASE! THANK YOU.
- HUH...THERE'S ONLY ONE LEFT.
WATER OKAY?
- FINE!
- OH, GOOD, DADDY, YOU'RE HOME! - HI, BABY, HOW ARE YOU?
- AW, POOR THING, YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.
BUT I BROUGHT YOU A VERY SPECIAL SURPRISE.
- OH!
ANOTHER RUB-ON TATTOO?
- NO SILLY! A WOMAN!
WHO I KNOW YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO LIKE!
- CAROL, WILL YOU S-- CAROL!
YOU KNOW HOW I HATE TO BE FIXED UP!
- YEAH, CAROL! YOU KNOW HE HATES TO BE FIXED UP.
I'LL TAKE HER.
- GET OUT! GO HOME, NOW! - ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL GO.
FIRST... LET ME GRAB THIS LAST BEER.
- NOW, DADDY, SHELBY IS VERY ATTRACTIVE
AND SO DIFFERENT FROM NAN... WHICH IS WHY I KNOW
YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET A KICK OUT OF HER.
- HONEY, LOOK, I--I'M SURE SHE'S WONDERFUL, BUT I'M--I'M BEAT.
I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND ENJOY MY...WATER.
- RIGHT...SHELBY! WOULD YOU JOIN US IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?
NOW, DADDY, LOOK, I JOTTED DOWN AN OPENING QUIP
THAT YOU MIGHT WANNA BREAK THE ICE WITH.
IT'S VERY...
SHELBY WILKINSON, MEET DR. HARRY WESTON.
- HI.
- HELLO.
- FUN FACT...
SHELBY IS A PROFESSIONAL SINGER.
WELL, THAT'S NICE.
- YEAH. - [doorbell rings]
- I'LL GET IT! YOU TWO CONTINUE HITTING IT OFF!
- LOOK, HARRY, THIS WASN'T MY IDEA,
AND YOU DON'T LOOK TOO THRILLED ABOUT IT EITHER.
- WELL, IT'S JUST THAT I'M-- YOU KNOW, I'M NOT INTO FIX-UP'S.
- ME NEITHER. I WOULD LEAVE, BUT CAROL TOOK MY CAR KEYS.
- PLEASE, COME ON.
- HI, CAROL. REMEMBER ME?
- GOD, NAN! YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I EXPECTED TO SEE!
- I KNOW, I'VE BEEN TERRIBLE ABOUT KEEPING IN TOUCH.
NOW, COME HERE AND GIVE YOUR NAN A BIG HUG!
SO, UM, IS HARRY AROUND?
- YEAH, YEAH, BUT HE'S, UH, HE'S WITH SOMEONE.
AND--AND I WOULD HATE TO INTERRUPT HIM...AND HER.
- ANYWAY, IT WAS THE BIGGEST CROWD I'D EVER SUNG FOR.
I WAS SO NERVOUS,
I ACTUALLY FORGOT THE WORDS TO THE NATIONAL ANTHEM.
- WELL, YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST PERSON TO DO THAT.
- NO, BUT I BET I'M THE FIRST TO COVER
BY SINGIN' THE NAMES OF THE PLAYERS:
JOSE CANSECO
CANDY MALDONADO
WALLY JOYNER, BABE RUTH,
OREL HIRSHISER, PETE ROSE
- THAT'S VERY CLEVER. - YEAH, NOT SO CLEVER.
I WAS AT A BASKETBALL GAME.
YEAH.
- JUST HAVE YOUR FATHER GIVE ME A CALL.
- WELL, I'LL TRY, BUT HIS LIFE IS SO BUSY
WHAT WITH DATING AND PARTIES, I MEAN, THE MAN IS NEVER HOME.
- OH, IT'LL BE NICE TO GET OUTTA THE HOUSE FOR A CHANGE AND...
I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO HEAR YOU SING.
NAN! GA--HO! WHAT A GREAT SURPRISE!
HI!
OH, E-EXCUSE ME, NAN. THIS IS SHELBY.
- WHO WAS JUST LEAVING. AND HARRY,
WHEN YOU COME TO HEINRICH'S, FEEL FREE TO BRING A DATE.
IN FACT, BRING EVERYONE YOU EVER DATED!
SEE YA.
I AM, LEAVING NOW!
- SO...
- SO, NAN!
I CAN IMAGINE HOW BUSY YOU MUST BE.
THE WEDDING IS WHAT-- THREE DAYS AWAY!
- WELL, ACTUALLY, HARRY, I'VE CALLED THE WEDDING OFF.
- NO KIDDING. W-WHAT HAPPENED?
- IT WAS THAT WONDERFUL MESSAGE YOU LEFT ON MY MACHINE.
GOD, HARRY! THAT WAS SO BRAVE.
YOU CANCELED YOUR WEDDING BECAUSE OF ME?
NAN! I--I WISH YOU WOULD'VE CALLED ME FIRST!
- ACTUALLY, HARRY, I THOUGHT IT MORE APPROPRIATE
TO CALL LEONARD FIRST.
- OH, YEAH, RIGHT.
BUT NAN, YOU--YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND,
I--I NEVER MEANT TO COME BETWEEN YOU TWO.
GOD...THIS IS...GOD!
I FEEL TERRIBLE! - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO!
NO, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT!
NO, I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE DOUBTS ALL ALONG, AND I...
I FINALLY REALIZED I JUST DON'T LOVE LEONARD.
- BOY, POOR GUY.
HOW'S HE TAKING IT? - OH, YOU KNOW HIM.
HE WENT RIGHT OUT AND BOUGHT A NEW CAR.
- NO KIDDING! WHAT DID HE GET?
UH, NO, I'M SORRY, UH...
HOW ARE YOU?
- WELL, CONFUSED. I--
I THOUGHT OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS BEHIND US,
BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.
- DADDY, GREAT NEWS! SHELBY THINKS YOU--
OH, I'M SORRY. AM I INTERRUPTING SOMETHING?
- UH, YES, CAROL-- - OH, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, HARRY.
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK LATER ANYWAY
WHEN I'M A LITTLE LESS FRAZZLED.
- WELL, I WOULD LIKE-- CAROL, WOULD YOU--DO YOU MIND? PLEASE.
- SORRY. BYE, NAN!
- GOODBYE, DEAR.
CALL ME.
- WELL, WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?
NAN LOOKING FOR A LAST MINUTE USHER?
- ACTUALLY, NAN AND LEONARD BROKE UP.
- OH, REALLY? OH, THAT'S A SHAME!
BUT DADDY, ISN'T SHELBY A CHARMER?
I JUST LOVE HER!
- CAROL, WOULD YOU PLEASE... - DADDY,
YOU'RE NOT THINKING OF GOING OUT WITH NAN AGAIN, ARE YOU?
SHE DUMPED YOU! SHE DUMPED LEONARD!
THE WOMAN IS OBVIOUSLY FICKLE!
- YOUNG LADY, WHOM I CHOOSE TO DATE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.
AND I WAS NOT DUMPED!
- RIGHT. AND I'M MOVING OUT.
- HI, LADIES, SORRY I'M LATE,
BUT CAROL WOULD NOT LET ME LEAVE THE HOUSE
UNTIL I PROMISED TO HEAR HER FRIEND SING TONIGHT.
BY THE WAY, YOU ARE BOTH INVITED.
- WOULD YOU BUY US DRINKS?
- MAYBE ONE. - I'M THERE.
- ME TOO.
- UH, LISTEN, HARRY, YOU GOT A VISITOR.
LEONARD SCHNELL. - JEEZ...
HOW'D HE SEEM?
- HERE...
I SAVED YOU SULU'S HEAD.
- HEY, LEONARD!
JEEZ, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HAND?
- IT'S THAT WEIRD NURSE OF YOURS, WESTON.
WHERE'D SHE LEARN TO MAKE COFFEE SO HOT?
HELL?
- NO, SHE'S NEVER BEEN THERE. SHE JUST PUTS PEOPLE THROUGH IT.
HOW ARE YOU? - LET'S SEE...
MY FIANCEE DUMPED ME,
I'M STUCK WITH 500 FILET MIGNON DINNERS,
AND I'M BEGINNING TO BLISTER.
- LOOK, LEONARD, LEONARD, I AM SORRY ABOUT THE WEDDING,
BUT I HOPE YOU'RE NOT BLAMING ME.
THIS WAS NAN'S DECISION.
- RIGHT!
LIKE ANYONE COULD RESIST ONE OF YOUR BRAVE PHONE CALLS!
YOU...
YOU SMOOTHIE!
- LOOK, LEONARD, LEONARD,
I UNDERSTAND YOUR BEING UPSET, BUT...
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT YOU!
YOU'RE A FRIEND!
- OKAY, FRIEND...
HOW 'BOUT TAKIN' A FEW DOZEN STEAKS OFF MY HANDS.
- WELL, MY-- FREEZER'S PRETTY FULL.
- FINE! TAKE MY BRIDE, LEAVE MY MEAT.
WHO NEEDS YOU?
MAXINE! I MEANT TO ASK...
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A COUPLE OF HUNDRED POUNDS
OF PRIME BEEF? - PFF...WELL,
SOMEONE CERTAINLY HAS A HIGH OPINION OF HIMSELF!
- WANNA BE IN THAT NUMBER
WHEN THE SAINTS GO MARCHING
NOT WALKING BUT MARCHING WHEN THE SAINTS
GO MARCHING
IN!
NOT OUT BUT IN! YEAH!
- THAT WAS REAL NICE, CAROL.
- YOU EVEN GOT SOME OF THE WORDS RIGHT.
- TOO BAD ABOUT THE NOTES.
WHERE THE HELL IS HARRY? I EARNED MY DRINK, DAMN IT!
- HEY! - OH, HERE THEY ARE!
- THEY?
I'M SORRY, SHELBY, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS GOING TO BRING HER.
NAN, DEAR, I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN US.
- WE ARE, TOO.
- HI, EVERYBODY. HOW'RE YOU DOIN'?
- OH, JUST FINE, DOCTOR. TOO BAD YOU'RE LATE.
CAROL NEARLY WOKE THE DEAD.
- MADE ME VERY THIRSTY, HARRY.
- OH, I'M SORRY, MAXINE! RIGHT!
JUST HAVE THE BARTENDER RUN A TAB.
- HEY I'M GONNA SHOW THE BARTENDER
HOW TO MAKE A HICKORY DAIQUIRI...
DOC!
- GO. - DADDY...
DOESN'T SHELBY LOOK NICE?
- I'LL SAY! WOW! OOH, YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT!
I MEAN, NOT THAT YOU LOOKED BAD THE OTHER DAY, BUT...
BOY...OOH-HOO... YOU...YOU...YOU...
LOOK NICE.
- THANKS, HARRY.
SO, WHAT DO YOU FOLKS WANNA HEAR?
- I DON'T KNOW, I LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING.
NAN, WHY DON'T YOU PICK?
- WELL, I USUALLY ONLY LISTEN TO CLASSICAL.
- HERE'S A GOOD ONE.
- UH, CAROL...I DON'T KNOW.
- ONE...TWO...
A-ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
- I'M JUST WILD ABOUT HARRY
AND HARRY'S WILD ABOUT ME
- WONDERFUL VOICE, HUH? - IT'S PLEASANT ENOUGH.
ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING IN THE CAR,
I MUST HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE FOR AN HOUR
ARGUING WITH THAT TRAVEL AGENT, BUT SHE WOULDN'T BUDGE.
THE CRUISE SHIP ABSOLUTELY REFUSES TO GIVE REFUNDS.
THE CRUISE SHIP WILL NOT
GIVE REFUNDS
- 'COURSE YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW FRUSTRATING THAT WAS--
IMAGINE HOW FRUSTRATING FOR HARRY'S LITTLE GIRLFRIEND, NAN
- WHAT... I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!
SHE'S NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED
- COME ON, DEAR, WE'LL JUST MOVE OVER.
- HARRY, SHE'S TRYING TO EMBARRASS ME!
- NO, NO, NO, NAN! SHE'S JUST KIDDING AND...
I MEAN, YOU WERE INTERRUPTING HER SONG.
- WELL, I'M SORRY. YOU'RE RIGHT, HARRY.
I'M JUST SO ANXIOUS TO TALK TO YOU.
I'VE REALLY MISSED YOU.
- ME TOO. - DADDY...
CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING FROM THE BAR?
SOME...ICED WATER, PERHAPS?
- NO, THANK YOU.
SO, NAN...
- YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST THOUGHT OF, HARRY?
YOU AND ME...ON THE CRUISE. - WHAT CRUISE?
- THE CRUISE THAT LEONARD AND I WERE BOOKED ON.
SIX FUN-FILLED DAYS ISLAND-HOPPING IN THE BAHAMAS,
SIX FUN-FILLED NIGHTS, JUST...HOPPING.
- NO, NAN, I-I-I--
I'D FEEL LIKE I WAS GOING ON LEONARD'S HONEYMOON.
- WELL, WE COULD MAKE IT OUR HONEYMOON.
[laughing]
- HARRY, I'M SERIOUS!
- [laughing nervously]
UH, UH, UH, DEAR... [stuttering]
MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST SLOW DOWN A LITTLE.
- WELL, WHY?
HARRY, IT'S NOT LIKE WE JUST MET.
I MEAN, WE ARE A COUPLE AGAIN, AREN'T WE?
- NAN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST...A DATE.
- OH, I SEE!
- LOOK, NAN...I N--
- OH! THE SAME OLD NONCOMMITTAL HARRY!
- YEAH, I'M SORRY. I NEVER MEANT TO MISLEAD YOU.
I MEAN, OF COURSE... I CARE FOR YOU, BUT...
YEAH, I'M STILL THE SAME GUY I ALWAYS WAS.
- SAME GUY I DUMPED.
- WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD DUMP ME AGAIN.
- OKAY.
CONSIDER YOURSELF DUMPED.
- I'M SORRY.
- I'M SORRY TOO.
WELL, HEY...
YOU'RE TAKING THIS A LOT BETTER THAN LEONARD.
- WELL...
- DOCTOR...
WE JUST SAW WHAT HAPPENED AND...
WELL...
- WOW...
HARRY...
MAN...
WOW!
[piano music playing]
[end notes]
- TIME TO CALL IT A NIGHT, FOLKS.
FOLK.
HARRY...
YOU HUNG IN THERE LIKE A REAL TROUPER.
- OH, HEY, YOU WERE GREAT!
- HARRY, I'M-- I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR DATE.
- NO, IT'S OKAY. SHE'S A NICE LADY.
- WELL, YOU'RE A NICE GUY.
COME ON, I'LL BUY YOU BREAKFAST. - OH, I'D LIKE THAT.
- DENNY'S OKAY?
- UH, DENNY'S IS-- THAT'S PREFECT!
- YOU MIND TELLIN' THEM IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY?
- SURE...COME ON.
LIFE GOES ON AND SO DO WE
JUST HOW WE DO IT IS NO MYSTERY, HEY! HEY! HEY!
ONE BY ONE, NOT TWO, WE FILL THE DAYS
WE FIND A THOUSAND DIFFERENT WAYS
SOMETIMES THE ANSWER CAN BE HARD TO FIND
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IT!
THAT'S SOMETHING I WILL NEVER BE
I'M ALWAYS HERE
FOR ANYTHING YOU NEED
RAIN OR SHINE NOT WHEN IT'S SUNNY!
I'LL BE THE ONE
TO SHARE IT ALL AS LIFE GOES ON... YEAH!
WE SHARE IT ALL
AS LIFE GO-O-O-O-OES
ON-N-N!
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