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Hey, watch out! Pregnant
girl comin' through.
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Man, I'm hungry.
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(all chattering)
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Sad I had to specify "girl."
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Are you okay? Are you comfortable?
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All right, nobody touch her!
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The doctor said she could
explode at any moment!
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Give birth, Danny.
The doctor said that
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I could "give birth"
at any moment.
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But I'm fine, all right?
It was just false labor.
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Apparently it happens all the time.
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Well, having been pregnant
now for almost four hours,
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I think I'd know for sure if a person
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was really about to crawl head first
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out of my body.
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Oh, she'll know. Trust me.
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That chick from Alien
will have nothin'
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on her, just... (makes
explosion noise)
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Mom!
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Right, right, right.
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But good news... the second one
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just pops right out.
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One minute you're dancin' at
a Bon Jovi concert, yeah...
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and the next, someone's
all like, "Oh my gosh,
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who dropped a baby on the floor? Ohh..."
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I can't believe they
made me buy you a ticket.
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Now are you sure that there is
absolutely nothing we can get you?
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I am feeling very maternal.
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Well, I know it's late,
but I am a little hungry.
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- Maybe pizza?
- Ooh, perfect.
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But you know what would
be even better? Pancakes!
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Ooh!
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Oh, no, I'm... I'm not really
in the mood for pancakes.
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Yes, yes! And there's that place
on Bleecker that's open all night!
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- (everyone talking at once)
- I love that place!
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They'll be back.
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- Oh my, okay...
- (Everybody talking at once)
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(theme music playing)
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It's amazing how the unexpected
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Can take your life
and change direction
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Are you done?
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Yeah, I'm done.
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- Are you done?
- Okay!
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Oh, my... Honey, look.
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I know the doctor said
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I shouldn't do anything too strenuous,
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but do you think I could not do anything
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in my own apartment?
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Well, what if we're all alone
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and I have to go to the bathroom
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or get some water?
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What then, Riley, what then?
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Ah, yes, what then?
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You know, well, now that you mention it,
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um, I am a little thirsty.
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Right. I'm on it.
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Uh, hey, Ben. I need
to get Riley some water.
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You mind watchin' her
while I go to the kitchen?
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You got it.
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We're back!
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So cute. How was dance class today?
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Eh, you know, it was all right.
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Mainly sat in the back
with the only other cool mom
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and made fun of the
awkward and ugly kids, so...
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I was actually talking to my daughter.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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So, how was dance class today?
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Who's my mommy?
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Wow. Okay. Your mommy, that's new.
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Well, we talked about this, remember?
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Her name's Angela and
she lives in Los Angeles.
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Why?
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We just got lucky, I guess.
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Ben!
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I'm sorry, the books
all say to be honest!
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What's all this about, anyway?
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Well, I'm guessing
it has something to do
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with the mother/daughter talent show
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Emma's class is having.
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Mother/daughter talent show?
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Okay, this is wrong on so many levels.
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How dare they make Emma feel
bad for only having a father.
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That's my job.
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Hey, hey, hey, all this
anger and negativity
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is stressing Riley out.
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Here. I'll hold it while you take a sip.
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Ahh! You wanna know what's
really stressing me out?
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How cold it is in here.
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Uh, Danny, do you... do you think
you could go get my blue blanket,
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and if you don't see
it, just keep looking.
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It's definitely real.
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Got it!
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Oh, hey, Ben!
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You've gotta promise
if anything happens,
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you'll be there for Riley.
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You got it. Treat her like the weird kid
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who eats paste and has
mittens pinned to his jacket.
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Oh wait, that was you!
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Dude, I'm serious.
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Brother to brother.
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If I'm not there when the baby comes,
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you gotta promise to be there to
take care of my wife and my son.
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Yeah. Danny, of course, I promise.
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You hear that, baby? We're on our own.
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Oh, hey, man, anything happening yet?
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No, but I don't
have time right now...
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Oh, my god, I'm so happy for you.
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Tucker told me about the false
labor and I totally get how stressful
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that can be. I went
through it for weeks,
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but at least it increased
the value of my push gift.
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I got this sapphire ring.
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I'm sorry, your what gift?
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Push gift. It's what
a husband gets his wife
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for pushing a bowling
ball through a straw?
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You got her one, right?
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No...
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Oh. Hello, worst husband ever. (laughs)
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Way to start off on the wrong foot.
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Babe, babe, babe... remember we talked
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about not saying everything
that comes into your mind?
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- Uh-huh.
- Yeah. This is one of those moments.
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- Oh.
- It's gonna be fine, man.
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No. No, it's not gonna be fine.
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The baby's gonna come, and
I'm gonna be standing there
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with nothing in my hand
besides a used umbilical cord!
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That's it. I'm gonna go down
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to the jewelry store on the corner.
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Dude, what is the matter with you?
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Man, you don't wanna pay retail. Dude.
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Man, look, I'll hook you up,
okay? Trust me, man, I got a guy.
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(giggles) Suddenly this necklace
you got me doesn't seem so special.
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Yes, I knew she'd start
asking questions someday,
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but that's not what this is about.
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It's about me not being enough for her.
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Seriously, what does she need a mom for?
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- There's nothing I can't handle.
- Well, honey, let's circle back
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to that when it's time
to discuss her period,
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or her first bra,
or birth control...
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Mom, none of those
things are ever happening!
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Okay, maybe it would be good
for both of us if I had someone.
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A partner.
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A real mom for Emma.
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Maybe I should've never
stopped looking for Elle.
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Yeah, why did you stop?
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Uh, maybe 'cause every single
time I ever mentioned her,
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you ridiculed and mocked me?
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(scoffs) Well, if you're
gonna let that stop you,
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I'm surprised you can get
out of bed in the morning.
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It's hard! It's really hard!
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I am gonna find Elle.
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Okay, you do that. I looked
for almost nine months.
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But I'm goin' down to that dance studio.
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There's no way they're stoppin' me
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from dancing with my daughter.
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Unless I have to wear tights.
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I want people to see
that I'm a good dad,
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but that's all I want them to see.
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So where's your guy?
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He'll be here, all right?
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But remember... this is a negotiation.
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A dance, all right?
There'll be a
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little back and forth,
but in the end,
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you will have a beautiful,
almost-diamond bracelet for Riley.
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Hey. Who's this?
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My associate. Do you
have the merchandise?
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Yeah. This is gonna cost you 500.
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Oh, that sounds really reasonable.
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But there is no way that
that is happening. (laughs)
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To be honest with you, man,
we only brought 200 with us.
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Oh, no! I grabbed that envelope
I keep in my sock drawer
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on the way out. It's
got like 2,000 in it.
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Plus I might have a
little more in my wallet.
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So, can I assume
that... okay, yeah.
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And I'll take the cell phones, too.
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Yeah. W... We don't
have cell phones.
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Oh... no, I got mine.
Here, I'll call yours.
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(phone ringing)
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And how dare you make my
little girl feel different?
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- Ooh, hey, Benji...
- But even more important,
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make me answer difficult questions
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I'm not emotionally
equipped to deal with.
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Ben...
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Not now, Mom, this
baby daddy's on a roll.
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This should be about the children.
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Okay? Some of these kids have two moms,
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some of 'em have two dads.
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And there's that one girl
who's got two of each,
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which just seems like overkill.
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Uh-huh. And if you look
at the bottom of the flyer,
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you will see that this
is an all-inclusive event.
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And the girls are free to
perform with whomever they choose.
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Yeah, that's what I
was trying to tell you.
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I did not see that.
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But it's good to
know that you'll be
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incorporating some
of my suggestions.
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Hey... your name isn't Elle, is it?
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Mom, I think I would
know if she was Elle.
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- Come on, let's get outta here.
- Ooh wait, can we go out the back?
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The other cool mom
and I are in a
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fight, and I don't
wanna run into her.
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Turns out the awkward kid I
was makin' fun of was hers.
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Is he here? Oh, did I miss him?
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Is who here?
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I don't know his name. I saw him
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almost nine months ago,
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and I'd about given up hope,
but then I was across the street
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and I thought I saw
him through the
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window, but then
there was this bus,
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and this horse, and...
It's a long story.
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But if you could just give me
the name and number of the guy
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who was just in here,
that would be great.
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No problem. Because
clients love it whenever
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we give out their
personal information.
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Right. But at least
I know he's a client.
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Of course, with my luck,
he's probably married.
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Oh, he is definitely not married.
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Yes! I knew it!
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I knew he was single.
Please, you have to help me.
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There's honestly nothing I can do.
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Are you having a stroke?
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No! I just thought you
might be interested in this.
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Oh... yeah, no, I don't have a kid.
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But he does! He's coming to the show!
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Yes. I'll just come to
the show and then I
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can finally meet him,
it's gonna be perfect.
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Yeah, I'd lower those
expectations a bunch.
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Well, I did it! I had it out
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with the dance studio, and
they definitely see it my way.
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- Well, I...
- Just let me have this one thing!
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Hey, Emma, so it's not
gonna be a problem anymore.
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You get to dance with Daddy.
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I want my mommy.
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Okay. No problem.
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That doesn't break Daddy's heart
into a million pieces at all.
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Welcome to the dark side of parenting.
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Ohh! Speaking of parents,
I think I'm about to be one.
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The baby is coming!
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- Oh, god! Okay, all right. You guys...
- Oh! Go, go.
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(Ben chattering)
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Hey... I'm so sorry.
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My smartphone got lost.
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Turns out it's not that smart.
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It's fine, just be glad
it was another false alarm.
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Oh, by the way, I
guess we need a car seat
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to take the baby home from the hospital.
248
00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:41,528
Yeah, I read that in a pamphlet
249
00:09:41,563 --> 00:09:44,198
when I was just flashing my
vagina to 12 med students.
250
00:09:44,232 --> 00:09:47,868
Oh, we're on it. But, do you think
I could borrow your credit card?
251
00:09:47,902 --> 00:09:50,137
I think I might've
misplaced my wallet as well.
252
00:09:54,476 --> 00:09:57,778
Hey, did you hear that? Now I
know exactly what to get Riley
253
00:09:57,812 --> 00:09:58,480
for her push gift.
254
00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:00,781
Dude, I'm tellin' you
right now, a car seat
255
00:10:00,816 --> 00:10:02,216
is a horrible idea.
256
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,752
No, I'm gonna get her
the car to put it in.
257
00:10:04,786 --> 00:10:06,921
Really? Seems like a pretty big gift
258
00:10:06,955 --> 00:10:09,599
for just sittin' around with
her feet up for nine months.
259
00:10:09,991 --> 00:10:11,792
If I don't get her a car,
what am I supposed to get her?
260
00:10:11,827 --> 00:10:14,557
And this is where your
friend Tucker steps in, man.
261
00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:17,392
While you were off endlessly
measuring your wife's cervix,
262
00:10:17,427 --> 00:10:21,260
I was coming up with the
greatest push gift idea ever.
263
00:10:21,297 --> 00:10:24,029
What do women like
even more than jewelry?
264
00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:25,134
Being right?
265
00:10:25,168 --> 00:10:27,270
(elevator dings)
266
00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:29,872
No... they like puppies.
267
00:10:29,906 --> 00:10:31,140
I've got a guy.
268
00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:35,945
Really? Oh, my god, this
is the best idea ever.
269
00:10:35,979 --> 00:10:39,949
A new puppy and a baby
all in the same day.
270
00:10:39,983 --> 00:10:43,252
She's gonna feel like the
luckiest girl in the world.
271
00:10:45,522 --> 00:10:48,558
Don't be upset. You know it's
just a phase Emma's going through.
272
00:10:48,592 --> 00:10:51,994
Yeah, whatever, it's so not
a big deal. Die, die, die!
273
00:10:52,863 --> 00:10:56,399
Are you sure you're okay?
The TV isn't even on.
274
00:10:58,402 --> 00:11:01,671
Look... you know she totally loves you.
275
00:11:01,706 --> 00:11:03,840
Honestly, I'm just
glad my mom is doin' it.
276
00:11:03,875 --> 00:11:06,610
Last place I wanna be right now
is stuck at some stupid rehearsal
277
00:11:06,644 --> 00:11:08,912
with a bunch of screaming kids in tutus.
278
00:11:08,946 --> 00:11:10,380
No-no.
279
00:11:12,150 --> 00:11:13,383
What is it, Emma?
280
00:11:13,417 --> 00:11:15,519
I wanna dance with you.
281
00:11:15,553 --> 00:11:18,054
Me? You really wanna dance with me?
282
00:11:18,089 --> 00:11:19,491
Well, heck, yeah, I'll dance with you.
283
00:11:19,591 --> 00:11:21,792
See? I knew it was just a phase.
284
00:11:21,826 --> 00:11:23,627
And if we hurry, we can be
there in time for rehearsal.
285
00:11:23,661 --> 00:11:26,045
Oh my gosh, this is
gonna be so much fun.
286
00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:32,538
And it seems I am being abandoned
by a whole new generation.
287
00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:34,960
And yet, I feel like somehow
you had a hand in this.
288
00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,540
(Scoffs)
289
00:11:35,574 --> 00:11:38,825
I don't care what you say, but
there is a good person in there.
290
00:11:39,011 --> 00:11:41,846
A very small person, but she's in there.
291
00:11:43,148 --> 00:11:44,582
- Beep, boop...
- Okay, stop it.
292
00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:47,852
I have my moments.
293
00:11:47,886 --> 00:11:50,858
And I'm going to continue my
good deed tour and go find Emily.
294
00:11:50,958 --> 00:11:52,859
- Don't you mean Elle?
- Dammit! God...
295
00:11:52,893 --> 00:11:55,428
That's a whole morning's
worth of work down the crapper.
296
00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:56,763
God!
297
00:12:00,201 --> 00:12:02,869
(babbling in high-pitched voices)
298
00:12:02,903 --> 00:12:05,839
(gasps) Oh... my god,
299
00:12:05,873 --> 00:12:09,342
that is the cutest puppy ever.
300
00:12:09,376 --> 00:12:10,710
Oh, yes she is.
301
00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:12,046
- Aww...
- (Danny and Tucker laugh)
302
00:12:12,146 --> 00:12:13,246
It's Riley's push gift.
303
00:12:13,272 --> 00:12:16,450
It was my idea, but you know
I'm lettin' him take the credit.
304
00:12:16,484 --> 00:12:17,684
(laughs)
305
00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:21,389
(laughing)
306
00:12:21,489 --> 00:12:23,524
Oh, my god, are you serious?
307
00:12:23,558 --> 00:12:27,079
You want Riley to take
care of a baby and a puppy?
308
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,529
(Elevator dings)
309
00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:29,765
Oh god! (laughs)
310
00:12:29,865 --> 00:12:31,799
Even I don't hate her that much!
311
00:12:31,833 --> 00:12:34,268
(laughs) You are a dead man!
312
00:12:34,302 --> 00:12:36,672
God! A puppy!
313
00:12:36,772 --> 00:12:40,708
Oh, man, Danny, I worry about
you, you're slow, man! (laughs)
314
00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:48,716
- So, a car?
- Yeah, a car sounds good.
315
00:12:50,386 --> 00:12:51,386
You ready?
316
00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:58,405
Sweet pea, apple of my eye
317
00:12:58,505 --> 00:13:02,741
Don't know when
and I don't know why
318
00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:08,113
You're the only reason
I keep on comin' home
319
00:13:12,886 --> 00:13:16,713
Sweet pea, what's
all of this about?
320
00:13:17,024 --> 00:13:21,327
Don't get your way, all
you do is fuss and pout
321
00:13:21,361 --> 00:13:26,432
You're the only reason
I keep on comin' home
322
00:13:30,637 --> 00:13:36,576
323
00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:44,584
Sweet pea, keeper of my soul
324
00:13:44,618 --> 00:13:48,655
I know sometimes
I'm out of control
325
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:54,327
You're the only reason
I keep on comin' home
326
00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,564
I love you, Emma.
327
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:05,682
Bam! You are never gonna
believe what I did.
328
00:14:05,782 --> 00:14:07,516
Well, you know what? I don't
really care what you did,
329
00:14:07,550 --> 00:14:09,785
because I have been here
alone for almost three hours.
330
00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:11,353
Oh, no, no, no, I did get a break
331
00:14:11,387 --> 00:14:12,654
when I had to help Ben find a costume,
332
00:14:12,689 --> 00:14:13,990
do Emma's hair, and make them lunch.
333
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:16,125
But I literally have no
idea where my husband is,
334
00:14:16,159 --> 00:14:17,827
this thing is just tap
dancing on my bladder,
335
00:14:17,861 --> 00:14:20,462
and g... I can't get the
lid off this mayonnaise jar!
336
00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:23,566
Who is that?
337
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,868
Well, it's a little anti-climactic now,
338
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:28,470
but this... is Elle!
339
00:14:28,505 --> 00:14:29,572
Hi!
340
00:14:29,606 --> 00:14:31,273
- This is Ben's Elle?
- Yeah.
341
00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:33,609
- How did you do that?
- Well, I just retraced his steps
342
00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:35,411
back to the dry cleaner
where he first met her.
343
00:14:35,445 --> 00:14:37,815
So... do you remember Ben?
344
00:14:37,915 --> 00:14:42,082
Well, um, no, not really,
but... he sounds amazing!
345
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:46,019
- So you...
- Yeah, a little bit. (clears throat)
346
00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:46,557
So is he here?
347
00:14:46,583 --> 00:14:48,321
No, he's getting ready
for the talent show.
348
00:14:48,355 --> 00:14:50,690
Okay, let's go. Oh my gosh,
Ben is gonna be so surprised!
349
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,460
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, you guys
are not going anywhere without me.
350
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,494
Um, just get the chair from Ben's desk
351
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:55,595
and start pushin'.
352
00:14:55,630 --> 00:14:57,497
Oh, my god, we don't have the time.
353
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:59,467
Let's go, let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go, let's go!
354
00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:01,468
Shut the door! God!
355
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:07,541
Hi, hi, I'm here.
356
00:15:07,575 --> 00:15:08,776
I didn't miss it, did I?
357
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:10,944
No. Wait... aren't you supposed to be
358
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:12,517
in a giant bubble somewhere?
359
00:15:12,617 --> 00:15:14,684
I put two pillows under a blanket
360
00:15:14,719 --> 00:15:16,121
so it looks like I'm still there.
361
00:15:16,221 --> 00:15:17,721
That's the one useful
thing you taught me.
362
00:15:20,758 --> 00:15:22,493
Bonnie?
363
00:15:22,527 --> 00:15:24,696
Oh. Hey, Liz.
364
00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:26,363
What are you doin' here?
365
00:15:26,398 --> 00:15:28,699
Honestly? Hoping to meet
the man of my dreams.
366
00:15:28,733 --> 00:15:32,770
(laughs) At a
mother/daughter talent show?
367
00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:34,939
God, you're bad at this.
368
00:15:34,973 --> 00:15:37,376
Ohhh! It's coming!
369
00:15:37,476 --> 00:15:38,876
The baby is really coming this time!
370
00:15:38,911 --> 00:15:40,345
Wait, are...
are you sure?
371
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:41,369
Could you maybe just
cross your legs
372
00:15:41,395 --> 00:15:42,413
for a couple minutes
until we're done?
373
00:15:42,448 --> 00:15:44,882
No, I can't just cross my
legs, because someone is trying
374
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:46,851
to crawl out of there. Ow, ow, ow, ow,
375
00:15:46,885 --> 00:15:49,053
and it feels like he's trying
to dig a brand new tunnel.
376
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:50,555
Use the existing tunnel!
377
00:15:50,589 --> 00:15:53,891
Oh! Okay! I need you to text
my phone. Danny has mine.
378
00:15:53,926 --> 00:15:54,827
Right! Danny, okay.
379
00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:56,594
What's wrong? What's going on?
380
00:15:56,629 --> 00:15:58,363
- Oh god, ow!
- This is it, the baby's really coming!
381
00:15:58,397 --> 00:16:00,198
Okay, can't you just cross your legs?
382
00:16:00,232 --> 00:16:01,933
I mean, we're all kind of
in the middle of something.
383
00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:03,101
(grunting, gasping)
384
00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:04,903
All right, you know what, I
will take her to the hospital,
385
00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:06,571
you go on with Emma, and
just meet me there, okay?
386
00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:09,274
I can't, I promised
Danny... Oh, right! Danny!
387
00:16:09,308 --> 00:16:11,242
Okay, and... send.
388
00:16:11,277 --> 00:16:14,412
Okay, Emma? I am so, so
happy that you asked me
389
00:16:14,447 --> 00:16:15,315
to do this with you.
390
00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:17,749
But I really need to help your
Auntie Riley deliver your new cousin.
391
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:20,219
I am so sorry, but Grandma
will dance with you.
392
00:16:20,253 --> 00:16:21,487
Okay?
393
00:16:21,521 --> 00:16:22,855
Okay, okay. Oh, my god, Ben!
394
00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:25,891
Ben, I almost forgot. I found Elle!
395
00:16:25,925 --> 00:16:27,860
- Really? Where is she?
- Second row.
396
00:16:27,894 --> 00:16:29,127
- Here?
- Yes!
397
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,896
Oh, my god, stop that.
398
00:16:33,667 --> 00:16:36,002
That's really her! Oh,
my god, Mom, I love you!
399
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,436
Ahhhh!
400
00:16:37,471 --> 00:16:39,305
Right. Just give her my information
and I'll see her later, okay?
401
00:16:39,339 --> 00:16:40,474
- Okay, all right.
- Bye, sweetie. Let's go. Let's go.
402
00:16:41,074 --> 00:16:43,042
Okay. All right. Listen, kiddo.
403
00:16:43,076 --> 00:16:45,311
It's showtime. Okay? Lose the ukulele,
404
00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:47,513
and don't get in my way during my solo.
405
00:16:47,547 --> 00:16:49,815
Five, six, seven, eight...
406
00:16:49,850 --> 00:16:50,950
Dun-nah-dun-dun.
407
00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:53,185
Wah-tah! (grunts) What?
408
00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,854
Ooh, g... Ooh!
409
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,027
I have to say, these
babies are so popular,
410
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,263
we're actually chargin'
a thousand over sticker.
411
00:17:03,297 --> 00:17:04,931
That sounds fair.
412
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,801
(phone buzzing)
413
00:17:07,835 --> 00:17:11,204
Oh, my god. This is it!
Riley's havin' her baby!
414
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,873
We gotta go!
415
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,474
- Hey! What are you doin'?
- (Engine starts)
416
00:17:14,509 --> 00:17:16,443
Hang on!
417
00:17:16,477 --> 00:17:17,777
- (crashing sound)
- Oh!
418
00:17:19,247 --> 00:17:20,316
(clattering sound)
419
00:17:20,342 --> 00:17:22,317
You know what? Thank
you for the test drive.
420
00:17:22,417 --> 00:17:24,118
I think... I think we're
just gonna keep looking.
421
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:28,722
Ohhh!
422
00:17:28,757 --> 00:17:30,924
Ahhh!
423
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,327
Riley, you have to calm
down. It's all gonna be fine!
424
00:17:33,361 --> 00:17:36,330
Really? Because it doesn't feel
fine from where I'm sitting.
425
00:17:36,364 --> 00:17:38,532
Ahh! Where's the doctor?
426
00:17:38,566 --> 00:17:41,802
The clinic's a little understaffed,
but they paged someone,
427
00:17:41,836 --> 00:17:44,973
and worst case scenario, I've
actually done this before.
428
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,941
You stay away from me!
429
00:17:48,710 --> 00:17:50,811
I'm Dr. Ryan. So what's the problem?
430
00:17:50,846 --> 00:17:53,748
Oh, you know just a little
bloating... I'm having a baby!
431
00:17:53,782 --> 00:17:56,217
Oh, wow, right.
432
00:17:56,251 --> 00:17:59,520
Yes, you are! And here it comes.
433
00:18:00,956 --> 00:18:03,391
Wait. It's you.
434
00:18:03,426 --> 00:18:04,626
It's really you.
435
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,561
My god, it's you!
436
00:18:06,595 --> 00:18:07,829
I can't believe it!
437
00:18:07,863 --> 00:18:09,664
I was just at a dance
studio looking for you
438
00:18:09,699 --> 00:18:10,765
when I got paged.
439
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:12,600
I know, I saw you! I'm Ben.
440
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:14,402
- I'm Elle.
- I'm dying!
441
00:18:14,437 --> 00:18:16,571
- Right!
- Oh, and this isn't mine.
442
00:18:16,605 --> 00:18:18,675
Good to know. Okay, I can do this.
443
00:18:18,775 --> 00:18:21,243
Uh, you can do this?
Haven't you done this before?
444
00:18:21,277 --> 00:18:24,513
Well, not on an actual
person, but it'll be fine.
445
00:18:24,547 --> 00:18:25,948
So, you're a doctor?
446
00:18:25,982 --> 00:18:28,617
Yeah. Well, almost. Fingers crossed.
447
00:18:29,652 --> 00:18:31,153
Hey, maybe we can go
out for a drink sometime?
448
00:18:31,187 --> 00:18:31,874
Ahhh!
449
00:18:31,900 --> 00:18:34,496
Oh, my god, just give
us like two minutes?
450
00:18:35,125 --> 00:18:36,225
I'm here!
451
00:18:36,259 --> 00:18:38,027
The father? Just in time. I need you.
452
00:18:38,061 --> 00:18:39,462
Riley, here, hold my hand.
453
00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:40,696
G... Ohh, god!
454
00:18:40,731 --> 00:18:43,099
- Ow!
- Come on! Big push!
455
00:18:43,133 --> 00:18:45,201
(both screaming)
456
00:18:45,235 --> 00:18:47,069
Okay, give me one more.
457
00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:49,004
(both screaming)
458
00:18:50,073 --> 00:18:51,041
(baby crying)
459
00:18:51,141 --> 00:18:53,076
Is that it? Did I do it?
460
00:18:53,110 --> 00:18:55,878
You did it. And he's perfect!
461
00:18:58,082 --> 00:18:59,816
I can't believe it's really you.
462
00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:01,251
You were amazing.
463
00:19:01,285 --> 00:19:03,186
No, you were amazing.
464
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,089
Hey, can we all agree
that I was amazing?
465
00:19:07,291 --> 00:19:11,194
Hey, little buddy. Are
you ready to meet your mom?
466
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:24,674
I love him.
467
00:19:25,743 --> 00:19:27,677
So do I.
468
00:19:27,712 --> 00:19:28,845
And I love you.
469
00:19:32,617 --> 00:19:34,317
Hey, since you're already
gonna be watching
470
00:19:34,343 --> 00:19:35,785
one baby tonight,
can you watch Emma,
471
00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:37,520
so I can go out with Elle?
472
00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:46,663
So, Sweet Pea, you and I have to talk.
473
00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:50,033
I'm startin' to realize that maybe
I can't always be your everything,
474
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:53,103
but I finally found that
girl we saw nine months ago.
475
00:19:53,137 --> 00:19:56,339
Now, I don't know what's gonna happen...
476
00:19:56,374 --> 00:19:59,809
but if I do it right... there's
a chance that you might finally
477
00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:02,078
have a full-time mom.
478
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,446
What do you think?
479
00:20:03,481 --> 00:20:06,016
I only need you, daddy.
480
00:20:11,222 --> 00:20:12,989
I love you, sweetheart.
481
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,325
Well, little girl, it's good to
know that we have each other.
482
00:20:22,425 --> 00:20:24,426
Because no matter what happens,
483
00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,728
it's always just gonna be the two of us.
484
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:28,797
No, Brad, not every construction worker
485
00:20:28,831 --> 00:20:30,265
that is whistling is looking at you.
486
00:20:30,652 --> 00:20:32,153
Hi, sweetie.
487
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:34,055
(all talking at once)
488
00:20:34,089 --> 00:20:36,457
Oh my gosh...
489
00:20:36,491 --> 00:20:38,559
Well, I take that back.
490
00:20:38,593 --> 00:20:41,295
I don't think it's ever
gonna just be the two of us.
491
00:20:41,329 --> 00:20:42,566
(everybody talking at once)
492
00:20:42,592 --> 00:20:44,699
Riley: Oh, I can finally
have a glass of wine!
493
00:20:44,733 --> 00:20:46,534
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