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All right, gentlemen, and I use
that word quite sarcastically,
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it's time to lighten your
wallets with a game called poker.
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Poker!
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Okay, let that be the only new
word she learns tonight, got it?
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Got it.
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So, should we start with
a little five-card stud?
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Stud!
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(laughs) Sorry.
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All right, the buy-in is 20 bucks.
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Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa. Condoms instead of chips?
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Look, we are not giving
you 20 bucks for condoms.
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We can steal these for
free from your room.
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Well, I'm tired of
supporting your habit.
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From now on, if you wanna
get laid, I've gotta get paid.
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Hey, I don't think anyone
should use this one.
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There's a bunch of tiny holes in it.
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Wait, same with these.
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And this one. Oh, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
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They all have holes in them!
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We've been using these condoms.
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Do you know what this means?
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Uh-oh!
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You heard the girl, start panicking!
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(theme music playing)
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It's amazing how the unexpected
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Can take your life
and change directions
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- Sync and corrected by TheDelta -
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I checked them all, they
all have holes in them.
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So all three of our
girlfriends might be pregnant?
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See, man, this is what happens
when you buy condoms in bulk.
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You have babies in bulk!
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Oh, I can't breathe!
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Well, isn't this just perfect?
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Sam and I are finally
together, and now our next date
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is gonna be dinner,
movie, and an ultrasound.
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But what about me, man?
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"Oh, hey, Renee, I wasn't sure
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"what to get you for our
one-month anniversary,
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so I got you a baby!"
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What are we gonna do?
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I guess we'll just have to tell them.
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No, about my breathing!
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Why
would we tell them something
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when there might be nothing to tell?
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Right? I mean, it's only a problem
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if someone is actually pregnant.
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He's right.
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There might be nothing to worry about.
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We just gotta find a way
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for them to take a pregnancy test
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without them knowing.
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I'd help you think of stuff,
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but there's no blood
in my brain right now.
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Which is exactly how
I got in this situation
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in the first place.
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Is there a non-creepy,
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non-suspicious way to ask a girl
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to pee on a stick for you?
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No... no, but look.
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There is a test you can
take using just saliva.
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Oh, oh, saliva? I'm in!
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Do mine first.
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Yeah, he especially should
not be having a baby.
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Yeah, no.
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No, Danny, I can't leave
work in the middle of the day
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to help you lick envelopes.
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All right. I'll see you tonight.
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Love you.
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Aw. I know you do.
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Wish I could say it back.
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So, why am I here?
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Okay, so the partners
finally gave me an assistant...
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Here you are, Ms. Perrin,
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the affidavits for the
Murphy case you requested,
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coffee, black, two
sugars, and a reminder
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that your meeting
starts in five minutes.
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Uh, actually, I asked
for the Torkelson file,
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I drink tea, and my meeting
started two hours ago.
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Right. Uh, the Harrison file, soy latte,
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and gather everyone in the
conference room for your meeting.
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Wow.
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Does that kind of incompetence
come with a helmet?
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He has got to go.
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I know. I know. All right, that's
why I wanted to talk to you.
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I just don't have your kind of
cruel, heartless, go-for-the-throat...
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Stop it, you're making me blush.
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Okay, it's simple. You just
have to be direct, okay?
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Roger, can I see you, please?
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Oh, no, no, what are you doing?
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- I can't.
- Yes. You can.
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Just pretend he's a
cupcake, and eat him alive!
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Roger, Ms. Perrin has some
unfortunate news for you.
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What is it, Ms. Perrin?
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Uh, Roger, um, I just...
I was just thinking that...
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(muttering, whimpering)
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Hey! You got a minute?
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I'm just trying out some new
appetizers. What do you think?
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Oh, my God, it's disgusting.
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Yeah, I thought it was gross, too.
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Here, go ahead, spit it out.
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All of it. Even the saliva.
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(snoring softly)
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(gags, coughs)
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Huh? Danny... Danny, wake up.
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What's wrong, babe?
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I was just choking on
this, this was in my mouth.
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Well, you were snoring pretty hard,
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maybe you sucked it
in from the bathroom.
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(knocking)
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Roger? What are you doing here?
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Ms. Perrin has a client
meeting this morning,
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and I gave her the wrong case
files yesterday before she left.
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- Where's the meeting?
- At our office.
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- Where are you coming from?
- The office.
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See where I'm going with this?
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Oh, my God! I'm the
worst assistant ever.
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Roger, why don't you come inside,
and we'll have a little chatty-chat
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about your work sitch?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh? Why did the
little girl say "Uh-oh"?
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Oh, I knew it, I'm getting fired.
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I don't know what's wrong with me.
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Ever since I met the girl of my dreams,
I just haven't been able to focus.
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So, that's why you've been so bad?
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You're in love?
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Oh... Roger.
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I've always struggled with confidence.
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I try, but it's hard when no
one's ever believed in you.
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But I'm sure someone
like you has no idea
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what I'm talking about.
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Sure, I'm confident now. I
mean, I could knock you down
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and take you right here on
this couch if I wanted to.
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But you know, Roger, it wasn't
long ago that I woke up one day
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with no husband, no
job, and worst of all,
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no one around to believe in me.
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I don't wish that feeling on anyone.
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You know what, Roger?
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I am gonna help you
find your confidence.
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Just let me put my
granddaughter down for a nap.
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See, Emma? Sometimes we
have to do the right thing,
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and open our hearts to losers.
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There we go. Okay.
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(gasps) My earring.
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I've been looking all over for this.
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Oh, you could've gotten hurt.
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Okay, come here, sweets.
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Oh... and a condom. Nice.
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God.
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Emma... did you poke holes in
this with Grandma's earring?
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No, Emma. Never do that.
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Unless he's a billionaire
or a movie star.
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Holey condoms, Emma! You turned
these things into sprinklers!
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Okay, I'm ready for my first lesson.
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Oh, first lesson.
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Right, um... Oh, it's babysitting!
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(shrieks)
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(elevator dings)
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Oh, hey, Mom.
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Big problem. Have you...
Did you... Don't panic!
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I'm gonna take care of it.
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(muttering) Oh, yeah. They're
sprinklers, they got holes...
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Must've run out of wine again.
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I can't believe we all
struck out on the saliva test.
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What are we gonna do now?
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I vote for nothing.
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Look, if they're pregnant,
they'll tell us eventually,
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and we'll just pretend we
don't know how it happened.
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I like it. I'm really good
at not knowing anything.
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For example, I don't
know who this guy is.
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You're probably all wondering
why I asked you here.
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Not me. How much do you need, 40, 50?
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Thanks.
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But that's not why I'm here.
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Have any of you used one of
these condoms from Ben's room?
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- Yeah.
- Definitely.
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I think so.
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Well, that is a problem then.
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Why, is something
wrong with the condoms?
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No, I'm taking a survey. Yes,
something's wrong with the condoms.
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You all might be pregnant.
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(all talking at once)
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(timer dings)
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- Oh, thank God!
- Perfect!
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- Negative!
- Not pregnant!
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Dodged that Tucker bullet!
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I'm on the pill, but you never know.
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Well, I say we celebrate with a drink
we almost couldn't have for nine months.
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And I know right where
Ben keeps the good stuff.
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Ah!
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Which is right next to
a saliva pregnancy test.
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Oh, my God, they knew.
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All right. I woke up last night
with a cotton swab in my mouth.
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Unbelievable!
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You think you know everything
about a person after four dates,
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and then he pulls something like this.
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Well, then maybe they
should know what it's like,
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if we were pregnant.
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Sorry, Danny, I just don't
feel like lunch today.
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Yeah, I've been nauseous all morning.
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(retches) Oh, no!
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Here it comes again! I gotta go, bye!
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Now it's your turn to feel nauseous.
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Hey, hey. So, what's the verdict?
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Not to dramatize, but
are you fertilized?
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Nope, negative.
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Yeah, which is right in line with
how I feel about men right now.
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So you know what I'm gonna
do? I am going to fire one.
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Roger, get your sweet
little ass in here.
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Whoa whoa. You know, Riley,
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sometimes people just need
someone to believe in them.
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They just need a word
of encouragement or two.
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I cannot believe you're drunk
in the middle of the day.
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All right. I am firing him.
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No... No, you can't.
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He's the boss's son.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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My God, really?
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How did I not know this?
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Thank you so much. You
just saved my career.
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Hey! Hey you!
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Is everything okay? Am I getting fired?
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Fired? You?
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No! That's... That's hilarious.
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(laughing)
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So funny!
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No, you and me, we're a team.
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All right? We're partners.
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Speaking of partners, I would
really like to be one one day.
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But I'm gonna go to my staff meeting,
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which is in room...?
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You know what, I'll find it.
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Oh, and by the way, I love
that sweater. So handsome.
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Oh, my God! I get to keep my job!
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And... I think she might love me, too.
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Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't
doubt it. Wait, what?
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Riley is the girl you're in love with?
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Yes, I thought that was clear.
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Did you tell me it was
a girl at the office?
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- No.
- Did you tell me it was Riley?
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- No.
- See where I'm going with this?
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Aren't you hungry?
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Or are you one of those
girls who eats before a date
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so you can look like you hardly eat?
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(laughs) I do that!
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I'm just feeling a little... nauseous.
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Nauseous?
248
00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:39,446
You feel nauseous?
249
00:11:39,498 --> 00:11:42,349
Yeah. It usually only
happens in the morning.
250
00:11:42,384 --> 00:11:44,234
I hope I'm not catching a bug.
251
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:47,304
It might be a bit bigger than a bug.
252
00:11:49,241 --> 00:11:52,142
Hey. What do you feel like
doing after work today?
253
00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,194
I think I'm just gonna
go home and lie down.
254
00:11:54,229 --> 00:11:56,179
I don't know what's wrong
with me, but my back hurts,
255
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:59,116
my ankles are swollen, and
even my boobs are a little sore.
256
00:11:59,151 --> 00:12:02,169
If I didn't know any better,
I'd say I was pregnant.
257
00:12:02,221 --> 00:12:04,971
Pregnant?
258
00:12:05,007 --> 00:12:06,123
Ha!
259
00:12:06,125 --> 00:12:08,992
'Cause that calls for a "Ha!"
260
00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:10,026
Ha...
261
00:12:15,017 --> 00:12:16,283
Oh my, God.
262
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,269
I'm glad you're feeling better.
263
00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:20,370
I'm starving.
264
00:12:20,405 --> 00:12:22,289
But you know what I would really love?
265
00:12:22,341 --> 00:12:25,325
A peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
266
00:12:25,377 --> 00:12:28,261
Weird, huh?
267
00:12:28,313 --> 00:12:31,131
So you'd say you're having a craving?
268
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:33,099
Yeah! Yeah, I would.
269
00:12:41,043 --> 00:12:41,975
Riley's pregnant.
270
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:44,060
- So is Renee.
- I think Sam's pregnant, too.
271
00:12:44,112 --> 00:12:46,963
Okay. Are we about to
high-five or freak out?
272
00:12:47,015 --> 00:12:48,298
Because I'm leaning
towards freaking out.
273
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,367
- Freak out.
- Okay.
274
00:12:54,019 --> 00:12:54,851
Okay, let's review
275
00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:57,128
Danny, you're going to have a child
276
00:12:57,164 --> 00:12:59,014
with the girl of your dreams.
277
00:12:59,049 --> 00:13:01,933
Ben, you're having your
second unplanned child
278
00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:04,936
with a cheerleader you've been
in love with since high school.
279
00:13:04,988 --> 00:13:06,988
And I've knocked up a girl
whose name I'm not even sure
280
00:13:06,990 --> 00:13:09,808
is spelled with two "E's" or three.
281
00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:11,860
Well, then, we're just gonna
have to tell them the truth.
282
00:13:11,862 --> 00:13:14,779
No. No, no one is
telling anyone anything.
283
00:13:14,815 --> 00:13:16,865
Riley and I just got back
together, and if she finds out
284
00:13:16,900 --> 00:13:18,733
I was lying to her and
didn't say anything,
285
00:13:18,769 --> 00:13:20,135
then there will be
no more back together.
286
00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:22,070
Wait. We wouldn't even be in this mess
287
00:13:22,072 --> 00:13:23,755
if the girls found out about the condoms
288
00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,273
at the same time we did.
289
00:13:25,275 --> 00:13:30,979
I get it. We just keep using the condoms
until they notice the holes in them.
290
00:13:31,014 --> 00:13:33,965
No.
291
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:36,868
We just redo the poker game,
and this time we invite them.
292
00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:40,972
And we discover the bad condoms
all together. It's genius.
293
00:13:41,024 --> 00:13:43,842
As long as we're doing that,
can we also redo the poker game
294
00:13:43,877 --> 00:13:44,893
from three weeks ago?
295
00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,811
'Cause I lost a ton of money that night.
296
00:13:49,766 --> 00:13:51,182
Roger! No!
297
00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:57,072
I told you, Riley has a boyfriend.
298
00:13:57,074 --> 00:14:00,008
A big giant boyfriend.
299
00:14:00,010 --> 00:14:02,027
But I feel like she's seen the light.
300
00:14:02,062 --> 00:14:05,013
Yeah, well, that light's gonna get
real dark once he punches you out.
301
00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:07,999
Riley is worth a thousand
punches to the head.
302
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:11,820
Which clearly, you've already taken.
303
00:14:11,872 --> 00:14:14,939
Listen, Roger. Danny and
Riley just got back together.
304
00:14:14,975 --> 00:14:17,892
But currently, their relationship
is hanging on by a thread.
305
00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:20,945
And I'm not gonna let you
snap it by barging in there
306
00:14:20,981 --> 00:14:22,897
and professing your love for her.
307
00:14:22,933 --> 00:14:26,668
So Riley's in there?
And I have a chance?
308
00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:27,852
Riley, I'm coming for you!
309
00:14:27,904 --> 00:14:30,071
Oh, no, you're not! No, you're not!
310
00:14:30,123 --> 00:14:32,791
No, you're not! I can do
this all day, pretty boy!
311
00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:34,743
You are going down!
312
00:14:34,778 --> 00:14:38,046
Bring it on, Roger. Bring it on!
313
00:14:38,081 --> 00:14:40,982
- The roof!
- Ohh, damn it!
314
00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:44,085
Roger! No! No, no, no!
315
00:14:45,105 --> 00:14:46,988
Well, this is a first.
316
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:49,057
You guys inviting us to poker night.
317
00:14:49,092 --> 00:14:50,825
Where are the chips?
318
00:14:50,861 --> 00:14:52,927
Oh. It's normally a $20 buy-in, but...
319
00:14:52,963 --> 00:14:55,980
we can make this a friendly game, right?
320
00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:57,749
Condoms.
321
00:14:57,801 --> 00:14:59,834
Wow, that's... pretty friendly.
322
00:15:01,705 --> 00:15:03,671
Oh, you're not going anywhere.
323
00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:05,790
(both grunting)
324
00:15:05,826 --> 00:15:07,742
Damn, you're bony!
325
00:15:07,778 --> 00:15:08,743
Ow!
326
00:15:08,779 --> 00:15:11,713
Five-card draw,
one-eyed Jacks are wild.
327
00:15:14,718 --> 00:15:16,985
Riley, do you have enough chips?
328
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:19,120
Or do you want a couple of mine?
329
00:15:19,156 --> 00:15:23,024
I'm good. Thanks. Uh, I'll take two.
330
00:15:26,897 --> 00:15:28,997
What? This is weird.
331
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:32,767
Wow, this condom has
a bunch of holes in it.
332
00:15:32,803 --> 00:15:34,886
Wow, and... Oh, my God,
you guys, here we are
333
00:15:34,921 --> 00:15:39,758
all just discovering it
for the very first time.
334
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:42,744
Well, lucky you found
it now, am I right?
335
00:15:42,779 --> 00:15:45,013
I'll take one.
336
00:15:45,065 --> 00:15:47,082
(stammers) Hey! Wait.
337
00:15:47,117 --> 00:15:49,117
This condom has a couple
of holes in it, too.
338
00:15:49,119 --> 00:15:50,985
I wonder if they all do?
339
00:15:51,021 --> 00:15:52,921
Oh, my God, Danny, you're right.
340
00:15:52,956 --> 00:15:54,122
They must all be defective.
341
00:15:54,124 --> 00:15:56,941
Then let's make sure we don't use those.
342
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:57,909
Three, please.
343
00:15:57,961 --> 00:15:59,778
What if we've already used them?
344
00:15:59,813 --> 00:16:01,780
Surely someone must be thinking that?
345
00:16:02,916 --> 00:16:03,865
Anyone?
346
00:16:08,805 --> 00:16:11,106
Aah! Pull me back up!
347
00:16:11,158 --> 00:16:13,708
Only if you leave Riley alone!
348
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:15,059
Never!
349
00:16:15,112 --> 00:16:18,046
Are you sure, Roge? You're
gettin' pretty heavy.
350
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:21,116
Ben, so what if we
all used your condoms?
351
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:23,968
I think we'd know if we
were pregnant, right, ladies?
352
00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,954
- Of course.
- Yeah, totally.
353
00:16:25,956 --> 00:16:28,973
Ah! Full house! Read 'em and weep!
354
00:16:29,009 --> 00:16:31,876
The cards don't lie.
355
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:33,928
The cards don't, but we do!
356
00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:37,715
Riley, you're pregnant.
You're all pregnant!
357
00:16:37,751 --> 00:16:38,883
I really wanted to tell
you about the condoms,
358
00:16:38,919 --> 00:16:40,685
but they didn't let me.
359
00:16:40,737 --> 00:16:42,170
I'm so sorry, please, please,
don't break up with me again.
360
00:16:42,205 --> 00:16:44,139
Our child needs a father!
361
00:16:45,775 --> 00:16:48,810
I liked it better when
you didn't know anything.
362
00:16:50,130 --> 00:16:52,163
I'm not pregnant.
363
00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:54,015
Okay? None of us are.
364
00:16:54,050 --> 00:16:56,034
That's not true, you
have all the symptoms.
365
00:16:56,069 --> 00:16:58,937
No, the only symptoms we have
are dating a bunch of idiots.
366
00:16:58,972 --> 00:17:01,055
Your mom told us about
the holes in the condoms.
367
00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:02,991
Thank God for her, she saved our lives.
368
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:05,043
(grunting, panting)
369
00:17:06,897 --> 00:17:09,814
Oh, my God! You saved my life.
370
00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:14,752
Yeah, that's right. So now
you'll leave Riley alone?
371
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:15,870
Riley!
372
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:17,922
Dammit!
373
00:17:20,777 --> 00:17:22,677
I'm sorry.
374
00:17:22,729 --> 00:17:23,845
I didn't know what to do.
375
00:17:23,897 --> 00:17:27,749
Well, here's a crazy idea:
maybe tell the truth next time.
376
00:17:33,039 --> 00:17:34,973
Eh, she'll be fine.
I'll call her tomorrow.
377
00:17:37,043 --> 00:17:39,961
Wow, Tucker, too bad your
girlfriend isn't very understanding.
378
00:17:39,963 --> 00:17:41,896
Thank God mine is.
379
00:17:41,898 --> 00:17:43,831
Right?
380
00:17:43,884 --> 00:17:45,900
You almost gave me a heart attack.
381
00:17:45,936 --> 00:17:47,869
The last thing I want to
do right now is have a kid.
382
00:17:47,871 --> 00:17:50,855
Trust me, neither do I.
Eventually, sure, but right now,
383
00:17:50,891 --> 00:17:52,740
no, thank you. Am I right?
384
00:17:52,742 --> 00:17:55,843
So right. Not now,
and actually, not ever.
385
00:17:57,781 --> 00:17:59,814
Riley, I think you're right.
386
00:17:59,849 --> 00:18:01,716
We should just forget
this ever happened.
387
00:18:01,718 --> 00:18:03,785
I never said that.
388
00:18:03,820 --> 00:18:05,753
Could you?
389
00:18:05,805 --> 00:18:09,073
Danny, you should've
followed your instincts,
390
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:11,676
and not let anyone... Ben or Tucker...
391
00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,678
talk you out of telling me.
392
00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:15,980
We have to believe that our
relationship is strong enough
393
00:18:16,016 --> 00:18:18,016
that we don't have to hide
anything from each other,
394
00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:22,003
that there's absolutely nothing
that I wouldn't tell you about.
395
00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,923
Riley, I love you!
And I know you love me!
396
00:18:28,962 --> 00:18:30,895
Is there something you wanna tell me?
397
00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:32,714
No, I'm good.
398
00:18:35,702 --> 00:18:37,819
So, let's never do that again.
399
00:18:37,871 --> 00:18:40,772
By "again" you mean the use
of defective condoms, right?
400
00:18:40,807 --> 00:18:42,657
Because if we're never
doing the other thing again,
401
00:18:42,709 --> 00:18:44,726
I foresee some issues
with our relationship.
402
00:18:44,761 --> 00:18:47,729
Yes, I meant the condoms.
403
00:18:47,764 --> 00:18:50,982
But let's maybe triple down from now on.
404
00:18:51,017 --> 00:18:53,067
The whole kid thing is
a little too much for me.
405
00:18:53,119 --> 00:18:57,972
Yeah... about that. Did you really
mean you never wanna have kids?
406
00:18:58,024 --> 00:19:01,793
I did, it's just... not
something I see in my future.
407
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:05,830
But... I have a kid, and
she's definitely in my future.
408
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:07,949
Oh, and I will totally get used to that.
409
00:19:07,984 --> 00:19:09,767
I can deal with Emma.
410
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:13,805
Yeah... see... "deal with" and "used to"
411
00:19:13,857 --> 00:19:16,858
are not exactly the words a father
wants to hear about his little girl.
412
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:20,094
Plus... I want more kids.
413
00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:23,698
Having a brother growing up was
part of what made me who I am.
414
00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:28,653
I'm sorry, Ben, it's just not who I am.
415
00:19:32,075 --> 00:19:34,676
I can't believe I'm
about to say this, but...
416
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:37,111
if that's how you truly feel,
417
00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:40,665
then I don't think
we have a future, Sam.
418
00:19:40,700 --> 00:19:42,133
You're kidding, right?
419
00:19:42,168 --> 00:19:45,069
After all we went through to get here?
420
00:19:45,105 --> 00:19:51,092
But here without a family
is nowhere for me. I'm sorry.
421
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,978
I'm sorry, too.
422
00:19:56,066 --> 00:19:58,099
Hey! Has anyone seen Roger?
423
00:19:58,101 --> 00:20:02,987
Nope? You know... you
two make a nice couple.
424
00:20:07,848 --> 00:20:11,616
Well, it is a relief to know that I'm
not gonna be a grandma again right away.
425
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:16,752
But you know, those tests aren't
always accurate this early in pregnancy.
426
00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:19,810
Okay. Well, I guess I know what
I'm doing on my lunch hour.
427
00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:25,979
Here's your tea, your folder on the Johnson
case and I had your parking validated.
428
00:20:26,812 --> 00:20:30,890
I asked for a smoothie, uh, the Harper
case, and... I don't have a car.
429
00:20:30,990 --> 00:20:33,893
But, uh... excellent work as always.
430
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,923
- So, you still haven't fired him yet?
- I can't.
431
00:20:38,948 --> 00:20:40,589
Remember, boss' son?
432
00:20:40,689 --> 00:20:44,482
Yeah, yeah, about that, hum...
433
00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:47,409
You know what? Never mind.
434
00:20:47,459 --> 00:20:52,009
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