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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,983 --> 00:00:04,720 Okay, the wedding prep is finally done. 2 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:08,657 In 48 hours, I will be married to Brad. 3 00:00:08,657 --> 00:00:10,726 I have to say, Mrs. Wheeler, 4 00:00:10,726 --> 00:00:12,094 your relationship with Brad 5 00:00:12,094 --> 00:00:13,829 makes me believe in miracles. 6 00:00:16,098 --> 00:00:17,700 I'm going to ignore that... 7 00:00:17,700 --> 00:00:21,771 Because I am going to want to borrow that blouse someday. 8 00:00:21,771 --> 00:00:23,083 All right, now where's Ben? 9 00:00:23,183 --> 00:00:24,617 I still need to go over my vows. 10 00:00:24,617 --> 00:00:26,920 Are you really sure you want Ben to officiate? 11 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:27,865 Since we got back from Vegas, 12 00:00:27,865 --> 00:00:29,366 he only speaks in grunts, snarls, 13 00:00:29,366 --> 00:00:32,336 and some pretty rude hand gestures. 14 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:33,871 We kind of got in a fight. 15 00:00:33,871 --> 00:00:35,973 So make up. How bad could it be? 16 00:00:35,973 --> 00:00:39,543 Oh, good. All the liars and backstabbers are here. 17 00:00:39,543 --> 00:00:40,997 So, by a show of hands, 18 00:00:41,097 --> 00:00:42,899 who knew that Danny was in love with Riley, 19 00:00:42,899 --> 00:00:44,667 that Riley was in love with Danny, 20 00:00:44,667 --> 00:00:46,774 and that I've been making a complete fool of myself for the last year? 21 00:00:46,874 --> 00:00:48,342 Mother? 22 00:00:48,342 --> 00:00:50,244 People tell me lots of stuff. 23 00:00:50,244 --> 00:00:51,779 That's what I thought. 24 00:00:51,779 --> 00:00:53,013 Tucker? 25 00:00:53,013 --> 00:00:54,815 See, what had happened was, 26 00:00:54,815 --> 00:00:57,785 awesome! Awesome! Yeah! 27 00:00:56,668 --> 00:00:58,636 So you all knew. That's great. 28 00:00:58,636 --> 00:01:00,839 Okay, which means I'm never speaking to you, 29 00:01:00,839 --> 00:01:03,608 you, or you ever again. 30 00:01:03,608 --> 00:01:05,276 And I'm taking this. Thank you. 31 00:01:05,276 --> 00:01:06,978 Ben. 32 00:01:06,978 --> 00:01:09,514 I can't believe you told him on a weekend 33 00:01:09,514 --> 00:01:11,583 that's supposed to be all about me. 34 00:01:11,583 --> 00:01:12,917 You're so selfish! 35 00:01:16,888 --> 00:01:18,256 - Okay, Ben, just listen... - Sorry, mom. 36 00:01:18,314 --> 00:01:19,007 Don't waste your time. 37 00:01:19,107 --> 00:01:20,942 There's nothing you can say that'll make me feel better. 38 00:01:20,942 --> 00:01:23,144 Mm-hmm. How about... "Get over your damn self"? 39 00:01:24,412 --> 00:01:26,014 Feel free to try a little harder. 40 00:01:26,014 --> 00:01:28,683 Honey, it's not your brother's fault 41 00:01:28,683 --> 00:01:30,652 that you and Riley aren't together. 42 00:01:30,652 --> 00:01:33,421 He was 100% behind your relationship with her 43 00:01:33,421 --> 00:01:35,357 despite the fact that he's been 44 00:01:35,357 --> 00:01:37,692 in love with that girl his entire life. 45 00:01:37,692 --> 00:01:40,929 And now that Riley, after all these years, 46 00:01:40,929 --> 00:01:43,164 might actually have some feelings for him, 47 00:01:43,164 --> 00:01:45,333 he should be running into her arms, 48 00:01:45,333 --> 00:01:47,059 but he's not because of you. 49 00:01:47,159 --> 00:01:48,393 But he lied to my... 50 00:01:48,393 --> 00:01:51,263 Okay, do not cut your mom off when she's on a roll. 51 00:01:51,263 --> 00:01:53,346 We don't get to decide who Riley, 52 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:55,681 or anyone else for that matter, loves. 53 00:01:55,681 --> 00:01:58,518 Because if we could, I would be Mrs. jon Bon Jovi, 54 00:01:58,518 --> 00:02:02,421 and you would be Benjamin Bon Jovi Bon Jovi! 55 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:03,790 Anything else? 56 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,858 Yeah. If you screw up my wedding, 57 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:07,021 we will both regret the day you were born. 58 00:02:07,121 --> 00:02:09,724 Now I hope this helped, and I love you very much. 59 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:15,262 Come here. 60 00:02:15,262 --> 00:02:17,164 (Groans) 61 00:02:18,332 --> 00:02:21,302 If you could talk, you would have told me, right? 62 00:02:21,302 --> 00:02:23,204 High five? Yeah? 63 00:02:23,204 --> 00:02:24,772 Pound it. (Gibberish) 64 00:02:24,772 --> 00:02:27,541 (Theme music playing) 65 00:02:27,541 --> 00:02:30,644 It's amazing how the unexpected 66 00:02:30,644 --> 00:02:33,815 Can take your life and change directions 67 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:37,168 - Sync and corrected by TheDelta - - www.addic7ed.com - 68 00:02:37,768 --> 00:02:40,614 Oh my God! This is a disaster! 69 00:02:41,128 --> 00:02:44,832 How can a wedding planner quit the day before the wedding? 70 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:47,101 You realize that's your fifth piece of toast, right? 71 00:02:47,101 --> 00:02:49,003 It's called stress eating, Bonnie, 72 00:02:49,003 --> 00:02:51,439 and you are making me very stressed! 73 00:02:53,107 --> 00:02:54,208 Well, take a breather. 74 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:56,110 Nobody wants to marry a chunker, honey. 75 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:59,046 Maybe it's a sign. Do you think it's a sign? 76 00:02:59,046 --> 00:03:00,248 Yes, I think it's a sign 77 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,983 that I cannot control myself around carbs. 78 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:04,085 I begged you not to keep bread in the house. 79 00:03:04,085 --> 00:03:06,554 - Knock, knock. - Where have you been? 80 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,457 I know you said it was a matter of life and death, 81 00:03:09,457 --> 00:03:11,058 but, I mean, I figured you'd be dead 82 00:03:11,058 --> 00:03:13,294 by the time I got here anyway, so... 83 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:16,998 I mean, why not stop for coffee? 84 00:03:16,998 --> 00:03:18,533 Our wedding planner just quit. 85 00:03:18,533 --> 00:03:21,402 All of our plans just up in smoke, literally. 86 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:25,106 Apparently, she went crazy and burned her offices to the ground. 87 00:03:25,106 --> 00:03:27,875 Oh my God, that's horrible. 88 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,578 I got my good suit cleaned for nothing. 89 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:34,181 Tucker, please, you have to produce our wedding. 90 00:03:34,181 --> 00:03:35,850 I saw that wedding special you did last week 91 00:03:35,850 --> 00:03:37,184 - on the Mary hart show. - Oh my God, you did? 92 00:03:37,184 --> 00:03:40,555 - No, not really. - (Knock on door) 93 00:03:45,560 --> 00:03:47,528 - Charlotte! - Bonnie! 94 00:03:47,528 --> 00:03:51,065 Oh my gosh! Get in here! 95 00:03:51,065 --> 00:03:52,266 What are you doing here? 96 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,168 Oh, my gosh, I came running over here 97 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:55,937 the second I heard that that wedding planner 98 00:03:55,937 --> 00:03:58,272 that I recommended left you high and dry. 99 00:03:58,272 --> 00:04:00,808 I really thought prison would have changed her. 100 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,079 Well, no worries. 101 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:08,249 No, I am just glad that you are here to help. 102 00:04:08,249 --> 00:04:09,350 All right, Charlotte. 103 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:11,886 - Yeah. - This is my fiance. 104 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:14,221 Wow. I knew you liked 'em young, 105 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:18,221 but do you have to pack this one a lunch for school? 106 00:04:19,226 --> 00:04:21,262 No, not this one. Tucker, 107 00:04:21,262 --> 00:04:24,131 this one. This is Brad. 108 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:28,131 Oh, wow. He's an upgrade. 109 00:04:28,836 --> 00:04:30,838 Hello. 110 00:04:30,838 --> 00:04:31,778 Hi. 111 00:04:31,878 --> 00:04:33,819 So, Brad, Charlotte and I met at the hospital 112 00:04:33,919 --> 00:04:35,687 when we both went into labor, 113 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:38,557 and we've just been besties ever since. 114 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:42,294 She's always been the Thelma to my Louise. 115 00:04:43,562 --> 00:04:45,958 You know they died driving off a cliff, right? 116 00:04:46,058 --> 00:04:50,058 Yes, right after they shot a man who crossed them. 117 00:04:52,865 --> 00:04:55,668 Okay, let's get to work! We got a wedding to plan! 118 00:04:55,668 --> 00:04:57,136 Yes, we do! 119 00:04:58,538 --> 00:05:00,540 Oh! Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 120 00:05:00,540 --> 00:05:04,177 Uh, this is hard, so please don't stop me. 121 00:05:04,177 --> 00:05:06,713 I'd be lying if I said I still didn't have feelings for you, but... 122 00:05:06,713 --> 00:05:08,348 Oh, Ben, we can't do this. 123 00:05:08,348 --> 00:05:10,116 Remember the part where I said, "don't stop me"? 124 00:05:10,116 --> 00:05:11,484 Anyway, about us, 125 00:05:11,484 --> 00:05:14,187 I just want you to know that I've moved on. 126 00:05:14,187 --> 00:05:15,076 Yeah. Everything is good. 127 00:05:15,176 --> 00:05:16,544 And I know that you're in love with Danny 128 00:05:16,544 --> 00:05:18,012 and that Danny's in love with you, 129 00:05:18,012 --> 00:05:20,314 - Ben... - Still talking. Still talking. 130 00:05:20,314 --> 00:05:22,250 Even though this information would have been 131 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:24,318 super helpful a couple of months ago, 132 00:05:24,318 --> 00:05:26,494 I just want you to know that everything is good. 133 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,896 Yeah, I'm, I'm great. 134 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,265 Well, I'm, I'm good. 135 00:05:31,265 --> 00:05:32,700 Actually, I'm just fine. 136 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,837 So if you two don't end up together, 137 00:05:35,837 --> 00:05:37,605 then that's all totally on you guys, 138 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,640 not me. 139 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,309 Now you may speak. 140 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:44,072 All right. I don't know what to say. 141 00:05:44,751 --> 00:05:46,452 I can't believe you're being so amazing. 142 00:05:46,452 --> 00:05:47,921 Neither can I. 143 00:05:47,921 --> 00:05:49,255 I'm super happy we're done talking about this. 144 00:05:49,255 --> 00:05:52,692 I just don't ever think there will be a Danny and me. 145 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:54,727 And we're still talking about this. Okay. 146 00:05:54,727 --> 00:05:56,696 Um, just tell him how you feel. 147 00:05:56,696 --> 00:05:57,730 Okay, see you later. 148 00:05:57,730 --> 00:05:58,998 No, I did, I did, 149 00:05:58,998 --> 00:06:01,000 and he completely freaked out on me, 150 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,420 so I'm not gonna put myself out there like that again. 151 00:06:03,520 --> 00:06:05,555 I can't do it. 152 00:06:06,689 --> 00:06:08,792 Everyone loses. 153 00:06:08,792 --> 00:06:10,794 Cool. I'm good with that. 154 00:06:12,495 --> 00:06:14,497 Oh, hey, Ben, I'm really sorry, man. 155 00:06:14,497 --> 00:06:16,466 I didn't mean to hurt you. 156 00:06:16,466 --> 00:06:18,368 And you have to believe me, there's nothing going on between me and Riley. 157 00:06:18,368 --> 00:06:20,170 Only because you blew it, 158 00:06:20,170 --> 00:06:21,837 which apparently runs in the family. 159 00:06:21,937 --> 00:06:22,844 What are you talking about? 160 00:06:22,944 --> 00:06:24,309 She told me she put herself out there 161 00:06:24,409 --> 00:06:25,229 and that you freaked out. 162 00:06:25,329 --> 00:06:26,396 One time. 163 00:06:26,396 --> 00:06:27,798 She put herself out there one time. 164 00:06:27,798 --> 00:06:29,233 I did it, like, a thousand times, 165 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,601 and I'm not gonna do it again. 166 00:06:30,601 --> 00:06:32,603 If this is gonna work, she has to make the effort. 167 00:06:32,603 --> 00:06:35,539 Yeah, I'll be sure to tell her that. 168 00:06:35,539 --> 00:06:36,940 - (Door closes) - Crap. 169 00:06:36,940 --> 00:06:39,710 I'm gonna have to tell her that. 170 00:06:40,878 --> 00:06:42,713 Hi! Hey, me again. 171 00:06:42,713 --> 00:06:45,315 Um, look, not that I want to get in the middle of any of this, 172 00:06:45,315 --> 00:06:46,984 but I'm just saying if it was me, 173 00:06:46,984 --> 00:06:49,553 and we've clearly established that it isn't, 174 00:06:49,553 --> 00:06:51,622 I'd want to know that I was special to you 175 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:53,290 before I made a move. 176 00:06:53,290 --> 00:06:54,925 You really think so? 177 00:06:54,925 --> 00:06:56,994 I know so. So, are we done now? Cool. 178 00:06:56,994 --> 00:06:59,363 Uh, how about a picnic? 179 00:06:59,363 --> 00:07:02,699 Um, maybe in the tree house where he carved our initials. 180 00:07:02,699 --> 00:07:04,869 It's on the roof, and I saved the board. 181 00:07:04,921 --> 00:07:06,990 Really? You kept that? 182 00:07:06,990 --> 00:07:08,858 The whole time we were dating? 183 00:07:08,858 --> 00:07:11,795 Kind of seems like a red flag, don't you think? 184 00:07:11,795 --> 00:07:13,797 But I'm fine. 185 00:07:14,931 --> 00:07:15,965 I mean, that's perfect. 186 00:07:15,965 --> 00:07:19,135 So, do you think you could get him up there in an hour? 187 00:07:19,135 --> 00:07:22,439 Oh, joy. I'm part of the plan. 188 00:07:22,439 --> 00:07:23,740 Okay, sure. 189 00:07:23,740 --> 00:07:25,508 - Okay. - See you. 190 00:07:28,078 --> 00:07:29,346 Oh, Danny, 191 00:07:29,346 --> 00:07:31,315 would you mind running downtown and picking up the tuxes? 192 00:07:31,315 --> 00:07:32,483 Oh, I'll do that! 193 00:07:32,483 --> 00:07:34,184 Uh, Danny's gotta be somewhere very important 194 00:07:34,184 --> 00:07:36,086 in... three minutes. 195 00:07:37,121 --> 00:07:38,989 Okay, people, we got a little problem. 196 00:07:38,989 --> 00:07:40,324 Is Mrs. Wheeler here? 197 00:07:40,324 --> 00:07:42,192 Problem? Did I hear problem? 198 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:43,073 I thought I heard him say "problem." 199 00:07:43,173 --> 00:07:45,042 Okay, okay, let's just try to stay calm. 200 00:07:45,042 --> 00:07:46,510 There's no reason to freak out. 201 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:49,112 Just a couple of teeny tiny little blips. 202 00:07:49,112 --> 00:07:50,580 The venue canceled, the caterer quit, 203 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:52,382 and the florist said they've never heard of you. 204 00:07:52,382 --> 00:07:53,683 There's not gonna be a wedding. 205 00:07:53,683 --> 00:07:57,421 (Crying) No! 206 00:07:57,421 --> 00:08:00,657 Sometimes you just gotta rip that band-aid off. 207 00:08:00,657 --> 00:08:02,659 It's a style choice. 208 00:08:02,659 --> 00:08:03,365 Oh my God! 209 00:08:03,465 --> 00:08:05,500 It's another sign! Our wedding is cursed! 210 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,936 Mom, calm down! Calm down! We'll fix this, I promise. 211 00:08:07,936 --> 00:08:09,771 Yeah, we totally got this, mom. 212 00:08:09,771 --> 00:08:11,406 I know! Maybe we could have it at the bar. 213 00:08:11,406 --> 00:08:13,508 Danny, call our distributors and make sure we have enough booze, 214 00:08:13,508 --> 00:08:15,410 and I'll go check to see if our banquet space is booked. 215 00:08:15,410 --> 00:08:17,512 - We got this, mom. - Okay. 216 00:08:17,512 --> 00:08:19,358 Wait, weren't you supposed to be somewhere in three minutes? 217 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,114 (Door shuts) 218 00:08:20,139 --> 00:08:22,385 If it was important, Ben would have told me. 219 00:08:29,135 --> 00:08:30,236 Twice! 220 00:08:30,236 --> 00:08:32,004 And this makes twice. 221 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:39,712 (Rattles) 222 00:08:39,712 --> 00:08:41,581 Oh. Perfect. 223 00:08:41,581 --> 00:08:43,716 (Thunder crashes) 224 00:08:43,716 --> 00:08:44,984 Oh, please don't. 225 00:08:51,624 --> 00:08:53,059 Okay, bad news. 226 00:08:53,059 --> 00:08:55,428 The banquet room at our bar is booked solid. 227 00:08:55,428 --> 00:08:58,731 The good news? The banquet room at our bar is booked solid. 228 00:08:58,731 --> 00:09:00,800 Yay us. 229 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:03,103 We got it covered, little bro. 230 00:09:03,103 --> 00:09:04,537 I lined up the food and drinks. 231 00:09:04,537 --> 00:09:07,574 Yep, and I had the brilliant idea to do it on our roof 232 00:09:07,574 --> 00:09:09,609 while I was reminiscing about that time 233 00:09:09,609 --> 00:09:11,744 that I did it on our roof. 234 00:09:11,744 --> 00:09:12,872 The roof? 235 00:09:12,972 --> 00:09:14,073 Oh my God! Riley! 236 00:09:17,109 --> 00:09:18,577 Riley? 237 00:09:19,912 --> 00:09:24,150 This... this is why I didn't want to put myself out there again! 238 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,351 Are you happy now? 239 00:09:25,351 --> 00:09:26,952 Well, it doesn't matter, 240 00:09:26,952 --> 00:09:29,586 because I am never getting together with you ever! 241 00:09:33,269 --> 00:09:35,338 Did anybody understand any of that? 242 00:09:36,439 --> 00:09:38,774 I may have a theory or two. 243 00:09:41,510 --> 00:09:42,658 Ben, this is none of your business. 244 00:09:42,758 --> 00:09:44,259 Why can't you just stay out of it? 245 00:09:44,259 --> 00:09:45,461 I can't stay out of it. 246 00:09:45,461 --> 00:09:46,895 You put me right in the middle of it. 247 00:09:46,895 --> 00:09:49,598 She broke up with me for you. 248 00:09:49,598 --> 00:09:51,767 You win, Danny. Not me, you. 249 00:09:51,767 --> 00:09:53,235 I'm the giant loser here. 250 00:09:53,235 --> 00:09:56,805 You always know what to say to make me feel better. 251 00:09:56,805 --> 00:09:59,408 You're right, man, I'm being an idiot. 252 00:09:59,408 --> 00:10:01,477 So you've really loved her your whole life? 253 00:10:01,477 --> 00:10:02,212 Pretty much. 254 00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:03,534 Every since she fell off her bike 255 00:10:03,534 --> 00:10:05,569 and sprained her ankle when she was six. 256 00:10:05,569 --> 00:10:08,572 I carried her home, and she called me her hero. 257 00:10:08,572 --> 00:10:12,543 I knew right then she was the girl I was gonna marry someday. 258 00:10:12,543 --> 00:10:14,578 You carried her home? 259 00:10:14,578 --> 00:10:18,115 Dude, good for you. She was huge. 260 00:10:18,115 --> 00:10:20,518 Oh my God. 261 00:10:20,518 --> 00:10:21,685 That's what I need to do. 262 00:10:21,685 --> 00:10:24,121 I need to remind Riley that I'm still her hero. 263 00:10:24,121 --> 00:10:26,557 Sounds like a plan. Hey, let me know how that goes. 264 00:10:26,557 --> 00:10:28,993 Or, you know, don't. 265 00:10:28,993 --> 00:10:30,361 Will you help me? 266 00:10:30,361 --> 00:10:33,697 Oh, joy. I'm still part of the plan. 267 00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:36,534 Was that a yes? 268 00:10:36,534 --> 00:10:37,768 (Softly) Yes. 269 00:10:42,573 --> 00:10:45,609 (Sing-song) Hello, Charlotte. 270 00:10:46,744 --> 00:10:48,291 (Mockingly) Hello, Tucker. 271 00:10:49,603 --> 00:10:51,972 Are we talking in funny voices now? 272 00:10:51,972 --> 00:10:52,940 (Laughs) 273 00:10:52,940 --> 00:10:55,342 You know, I believe I know the reason 274 00:10:55,342 --> 00:10:56,844 this wedding is falling apart. 275 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,780 Yeah, you're a horrible wedding planner. 276 00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:01,684 No. 277 00:11:01,684 --> 00:11:03,319 You. 278 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:05,154 You're the reason. Yeah. 279 00:11:05,154 --> 00:11:06,589 I made some calls. 280 00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:08,357 And the next time you want to blow up a wedding 281 00:11:08,357 --> 00:11:11,627 and cancel the caterer, the florist and the venue, 282 00:11:11,627 --> 00:11:14,697 you might want to hide your Southern accent. 283 00:11:14,697 --> 00:11:17,366 What Southern accent? 284 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:19,185 How could you do that to your best friend? 285 00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:22,222 Best friend? That shameful hussy? 286 00:11:22,222 --> 00:11:24,424 She destroyed any chance of me being happy. 287 00:11:24,424 --> 00:11:25,859 That doesn't sound like Mrs. Wheeler. 288 00:11:25,859 --> 00:11:27,460 She slept with my fiance. 289 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:28,980 Okay, that sounds like Mrs. Wheeler. 290 00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:31,498 I was supposed to get remarried last year, 291 00:11:31,498 --> 00:11:32,566 but she put a stop to it. 292 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,601 She didn't think I knew about it, but I did. 293 00:11:34,601 --> 00:11:36,303 And ever since then, 294 00:11:36,303 --> 00:11:39,406 I've been waiting, scheming, and plotting. 295 00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:41,008 Wow. 296 00:11:41,008 --> 00:11:42,142 (Chuckles) 297 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:43,798 Did you ever think of maybe getting a hobby? 298 00:11:44,966 --> 00:11:46,768 But you know, since I've been here, 299 00:11:46,843 --> 00:11:49,780 I can see how much in love she and Brad really are, 300 00:11:49,780 --> 00:11:52,115 I can't go through with it. 301 00:11:52,115 --> 00:11:54,384 Hey, can I borrow your cell phone? 302 00:11:54,384 --> 00:11:56,920 I need to call her and beg for her forgiveness. 303 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,496 I'm a horrible person. 304 00:11:58,596 --> 00:12:00,465 Would you accept my apologies? 305 00:12:00,465 --> 00:12:02,467 - For what? - For this. 306 00:12:02,467 --> 00:12:03,868 No! 307 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:05,070 (Car horn honks) 308 00:12:05,070 --> 00:12:06,171 Ugghh! 309 00:12:06,171 --> 00:12:07,639 (Rattles) 310 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:08,707 Charlotte! 311 00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:10,975 (Thunder crashes) 312 00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:12,944 Oh, please don't. 313 00:12:12,944 --> 00:12:13,978 No, no, no. 314 00:12:13,978 --> 00:12:15,814 No. No. 315 00:12:21,152 --> 00:12:23,105 (Knock on door) 316 00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:24,840 Riley, you in there? We need to talk. 317 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,608 The only thing we need to talk about 318 00:12:26,608 --> 00:12:29,811 is you coming over without calling first! 319 00:12:29,811 --> 00:12:31,246 The whole Danny thing was my fault, 320 00:12:31,246 --> 00:12:33,715 and I just want to make sure you're okay for the wedding. 321 00:12:33,715 --> 00:12:35,417 Hey, do you smell smoke? 322 00:12:35,417 --> 00:12:37,919 No? Huh, maybe it's me. Okay, see you later. 323 00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:39,955 (Smoke alarm blaring) 324 00:12:39,955 --> 00:12:42,591 Ben! Ben, are you out there? 325 00:12:42,591 --> 00:12:43,891 Oh my God, is something on fire? 326 00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:44,992 Ben! 327 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:47,428 Danny, hey, it's go time. 328 00:12:47,428 --> 00:12:48,496 Riley needs a hero right now. 329 00:12:48,496 --> 00:12:50,431 Now? I'm on it. 330 00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:51,832 - Where are you going? - I've got to get ready. 331 00:12:51,832 --> 00:12:54,935 Ready? For what? 332 00:12:54,935 --> 00:12:56,604 Help! 333 00:12:56,604 --> 00:12:59,573 Can anybody hear me? 334 00:12:59,573 --> 00:13:01,475 - (Rattles) - (Whispers) Oh my God. 335 00:13:11,719 --> 00:13:13,721 Aah! 336 00:13:15,757 --> 00:13:18,660 Oh, my God. Seriously? Super Danny? 337 00:13:18,660 --> 00:13:20,829 I lost to a grown man in a costume. 338 00:13:20,829 --> 00:13:24,332 Hey, this is what I was wearing when I saved her. 339 00:13:24,332 --> 00:13:26,668 You do hero your way, I'll do it mine. 340 00:13:26,668 --> 00:13:28,436 (Turns off alarm) 341 00:13:28,436 --> 00:13:32,240 Riley? It's Danny! I'm here now! You're safe! 342 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:33,308 Danny? 343 00:13:33,308 --> 00:13:35,343 (Screams) 344 00:13:35,343 --> 00:13:37,746 Riley! 345 00:13:37,746 --> 00:13:38,780 Stand back! 346 00:13:42,884 --> 00:13:44,185 Little help here! 347 00:13:44,185 --> 00:13:46,921 Seriously, how is she in love with you? 348 00:13:49,692 --> 00:13:52,028 (Knock on door) 349 00:13:52,028 --> 00:13:53,429 - Hey. - Hey, I got your call. 350 00:13:53,429 --> 00:13:54,830 Is everything all right? 351 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,665 I'd really rather not see Bonnie before the wedding. 352 00:13:56,665 --> 00:13:59,301 I'm trying to maintain a little bit of mystery. 353 00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:01,904 You know, I don't think I've ever seen her in white before. 354 00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:04,070 I sent her off to my hair guy to get all beautified, 355 00:14:04,170 --> 00:14:06,206 but I do need your help. 356 00:14:06,206 --> 00:14:07,273 Okay. 357 00:14:07,273 --> 00:14:08,842 I'm in charge of the punch, 358 00:14:08,842 --> 00:14:10,743 and I just don't know which one to serve. 359 00:14:10,743 --> 00:14:13,279 They're both from an old family recipe. 360 00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,682 Okay? Here. 361 00:14:17,617 --> 00:14:19,552 (Coughs) 362 00:14:19,552 --> 00:14:20,854 (Exhales) 363 00:14:20,854 --> 00:14:24,157 - (Mumbles) - Huh? 364 00:14:24,157 --> 00:14:26,359 - Yeah? - Wow. That's, it, that, 365 00:14:26,359 --> 00:14:27,760 it's a little strong. 366 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:29,362 I'd probably go with the other one. 367 00:14:29,362 --> 00:14:31,831 Oh, well, you haven't tried it yet. Here. 368 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,772 (Shivers) 369 00:14:41,474 --> 00:14:43,276 What do you think? 370 00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:46,179 (Hoarsely) I think your family might have a drinking problem, 371 00:14:46,179 --> 00:14:47,930 and I think I need to sit down. 372 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,031 Oh, okay. 373 00:14:49,031 --> 00:14:50,766 Oh, gosh. Wow. 374 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:53,068 Just make yourself comfortable. 375 00:14:53,068 --> 00:14:55,570 What you need is another cup of punch. 376 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:57,539 Here we go. 377 00:14:59,007 --> 00:15:01,176 You, you kicked a hole in my door? 378 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,811 Oh my God! What is wrong with you? 379 00:15:02,811 --> 00:15:05,080 I'm trying to show you that I'm still your hero! 380 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,649 Excuse me for trying! 381 00:15:07,649 --> 00:15:10,619 They gave me a boot. 382 00:15:10,619 --> 00:15:12,220 I'm sorry, a hero? 383 00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,588 A hero would've saved me 384 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:16,758 five minutes before I landed on a fire escape... 385 00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:19,761 And the neighbor's yorkie. 386 00:15:19,761 --> 00:15:21,630 It apparently takes him a little longer 387 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:22,917 to get into his tights than it used to. 388 00:15:23,017 --> 00:15:25,719 Well, don't worry. This is never happening again. 389 00:15:25,719 --> 00:15:27,621 I don't care anymore! I'm done! 390 00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,623 You're done? You don't get to be done, 391 00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:32,459 because I already said that I was done and... 392 00:15:32,459 --> 00:15:33,631 I'm gonna say it again. I'm done. 393 00:15:36,454 --> 00:15:37,355 (Door closes) 394 00:15:37,355 --> 00:15:38,856 I don't know how you guys do it. 395 00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:41,392 I hate helping people. 396 00:15:44,762 --> 00:15:48,633 (Slurring) Is it hot in here or is it just me? 397 00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:52,436 I mean, I know that it is partially me, but... 398 00:15:53,771 --> 00:15:55,072 Yeah. 399 00:15:55,072 --> 00:15:56,607 I think you'll be a lot more comfortable 400 00:15:56,607 --> 00:15:59,510 when we get the rest of these clothes off of you. 401 00:15:59,510 --> 00:16:03,548 - Oh my God! - Bonnie? 402 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:04,303 Look at me! 403 00:16:04,403 --> 00:16:07,306 Blue hair! On my wedding day! 404 00:16:07,306 --> 00:16:09,141 Blue hair! 405 00:16:09,141 --> 00:16:11,210 It's a sign! 406 00:16:11,210 --> 00:16:13,179 It's another sign that we shouldn't get married! 407 00:16:13,179 --> 00:16:14,677 Why is this happening? 408 00:16:14,777 --> 00:16:18,014 Charlotte! Brad! What are you doing? 409 00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:21,117 Oh! Oh! (Chuckles) Bonnie. 410 00:16:21,117 --> 00:16:23,652 We didn't hear you come in. 411 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:26,022 Hey, I love what they did with your hair. 412 00:16:26,022 --> 00:16:29,625 Oh, hey, Bon-Bon. Good. You found something blue. 413 00:16:31,694 --> 00:16:34,130 What the hell is going on here? 414 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:36,158 How could you? I thought we were friends! 415 00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:37,459 We were friends, 416 00:16:37,459 --> 00:16:39,561 until you slept with my fiance Gerald! 417 00:16:39,561 --> 00:16:42,713 Ha! You didn't think I knew about that, did you? 418 00:16:42,813 --> 00:16:44,749 Well, it's payback time, little missy! 419 00:16:44,749 --> 00:16:47,451 You were gonna marry Gerald? Why didn't you tell me? 420 00:16:47,451 --> 00:16:51,322 I was about to announce it last summer at our barbecue, 421 00:16:51,322 --> 00:16:53,224 and then I caught you two in the pool house 422 00:16:53,224 --> 00:16:55,826 up on top of some inflatable rafts. 423 00:16:55,826 --> 00:16:58,162 Oh my God, that wasn't me! 424 00:16:58,162 --> 00:17:02,466 I was making out with Tanya's husband in the bushes! 425 00:17:02,466 --> 00:17:04,251 Everybody knows Joanie, 426 00:17:04,351 --> 00:17:06,419 that big blonde tramp from down the block, 427 00:17:06,419 --> 00:17:07,420 was the one in the pool house. 428 00:17:07,420 --> 00:17:09,438 Oh, really! Everybody knew? 429 00:17:09,538 --> 00:17:11,574 Yeah. I came over the next morning 430 00:17:11,574 --> 00:17:12,975 to have coffee and talk about it, 431 00:17:12,975 --> 00:17:14,643 but you wouldn't open the front door. 432 00:17:14,643 --> 00:17:17,571 I thought you were just mad at me because I stole your sangria pitcher. 433 00:17:17,671 --> 00:17:20,574 I was mad at you because you slept with my fiance! 434 00:17:20,574 --> 00:17:23,310 You stole my sangria pitcher? 435 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:24,959 Yeah, but not your fiance. 436 00:17:25,059 --> 00:17:27,962 How could you think that I would even do something like that? 437 00:17:27,962 --> 00:17:31,032 Because I've known you for 24 years! 438 00:17:31,032 --> 00:17:32,800 Yeah, fair enough. 439 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,101 Oh God! 440 00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:35,812 I can't believe I did all this for nothing! 441 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:38,748 Oh, you mean like trying to ruin my wedding 442 00:17:38,748 --> 00:17:40,164 and try to sleep with my fiance? 443 00:17:40,264 --> 00:17:41,565 And now, because of you, 444 00:17:41,565 --> 00:17:43,734 I'm about to get married on a dirty roof 445 00:17:43,734 --> 00:17:47,271 with blue hair and a drunk groom! 446 00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:49,506 Damn, you're good. 447 00:17:50,975 --> 00:17:53,010 I learned from the best. 448 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:55,479 That's why we're friends. 449 00:17:55,479 --> 00:17:56,849 We are still friends, aren't we? 450 00:17:56,949 --> 00:17:59,117 Yes. Get over here, Thelma. 451 00:17:59,117 --> 00:18:03,288 Charlotte's evil and can't be trusted! 452 00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,290 Both: Yeah, we got it. 453 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,294 (Piano playing) 454 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,602 I'd like to welcome everyone. 455 00:18:16,602 --> 00:18:19,404 "Today we're here to celebrate love. 456 00:18:19,404 --> 00:18:21,506 "Some love comes quick, 457 00:18:21,506 --> 00:18:23,141 "some love develops over time." 458 00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:25,277 Pfft. "Love." 459 00:18:26,645 --> 00:18:29,448 "A union between two people who have truly overcome the odds 460 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,249 "to prove they were meant to be together." 461 00:18:31,249 --> 00:18:33,652 "Meant to be." Ha! 462 00:18:33,652 --> 00:18:35,153 Why are people chiming in? 463 00:18:35,153 --> 00:18:37,089 There's no chiming in. Stop chiming in. 464 00:18:41,159 --> 00:18:44,196 Here's the thing about this love story that's so amazing. 465 00:18:44,196 --> 00:18:46,498 Despite all its twists and turns, 466 00:18:46,498 --> 00:18:49,701 it has endured for almost 20 years. 467 00:18:49,701 --> 00:18:51,703 (Whispering) Who is he talking about? 468 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,775 You guys have been best friends your whole lives. 469 00:18:55,775 --> 00:18:57,910 You fell in love with her when you were in kindergarten 470 00:18:57,910 --> 00:19:01,547 and have never stopped loving her, not even for a day. 471 00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:02,949 Ben, what are you doing? 472 00:19:02,949 --> 00:19:04,550 I'm sorry, mom, I just need a minute. 473 00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:06,285 You need a minute now? 474 00:19:07,586 --> 00:19:10,589 You told me you always knew that someday you'd be together. 475 00:19:11,958 --> 00:19:14,760 I think that someday is now. 476 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,895 My only question is, 477 00:19:15,895 --> 00:19:18,199 dude, what the hell are you waiting for? 478 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:28,141 And that's my final sign. 479 00:19:28,141 --> 00:19:29,675 You wanna do this another time? 480 00:19:29,675 --> 00:19:31,310 Yeah, I'm good. 481 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:33,923 Bonnie, I swear, I had nothing to do with this. 482 00:19:34,826 --> 00:19:35,960 Okay. Ha. 483 00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,730 So, despite our tremendous efforts 484 00:19:38,730 --> 00:19:40,665 and backbreaking work to put this event on, 485 00:19:40,665 --> 00:19:42,834 it looks like we won't even be having a wedding today. 486 00:19:42,834 --> 00:19:44,802 So, uh, but, you know, feel free 487 00:19:44,802 --> 00:19:47,005 to just grab a bag of rice on your way out 488 00:19:47,005 --> 00:19:49,073 and you can boil that up later. 489 00:19:49,073 --> 00:19:51,576 Hey, wait. 490 00:19:51,576 --> 00:19:53,177 Maybe it's not over yet. 491 00:19:54,846 --> 00:19:57,682 You're in a dress, I'm in a tux. 492 00:19:57,682 --> 00:20:00,051 I always knew we'd end up here someday. 493 00:20:00,051 --> 00:20:02,687 So what do you say, Riley? 494 00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,825 Will you marry me? 495 00:20:19,090 --> 00:20:21,692 (Acoustic guitar playing) 496 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:26,292 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35684

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