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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,457 --> 00:00:06,591 Okay, Emma. One cheerio at a time. 2 00:00:06,692 --> 00:00:09,127 Walk to Daddy. I know you can do it. 3 00:00:09,228 --> 00:00:10,895 She's seconds away from walking. 4 00:00:10,996 --> 00:00:12,497 I can tell. Come on, Emma. 5 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:14,132 Ben, she will walk when she's ready. 6 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,900 Okay? She's a woman. 7 00:00:16,001 --> 00:00:18,302 If she knows you want it, she ain't gonna do it. 8 00:00:18,403 --> 00:00:19,403 Go to work. 9 00:00:19,504 --> 00:00:20,471 - (Sighs) - Fine. 10 00:00:20,573 --> 00:00:21,573 But if I miss her first steps, 11 00:00:21,674 --> 00:00:23,274 I'm holding all of you responsible. 12 00:00:23,375 --> 00:00:24,375 Bye, Baby. 13 00:00:25,844 --> 00:00:27,579 - (Door closes) - I don't know. 14 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:28,713 She looks pretty ready to me. 15 00:00:29,748 --> 00:00:30,848 Come here, Emma. 16 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:32,183 Walk to your uncle Danny. 17 00:00:34,587 --> 00:00:35,920 Come here, Baby. 18 00:00:37,222 --> 00:00:38,722 (Gasps) 19 00:00:38,823 --> 00:00:40,291 Ohh. 20 00:00:41,593 --> 00:00:43,561 Tucker and Riley: Ben, wait! 21 00:00:43,661 --> 00:00:45,896 (Theme music playing) 22 00:00:45,997 --> 00:00:49,032 It's amazing how the unexpected 23 00:00:49,134 --> 00:00:52,136 can take your life and change direction. 24 00:00:52,137 --> 00:00:55,137 - Synced and corrected by Retrojex - - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:00:57,342 --> 00:00:59,076 Well, we didn't catch him. 26 00:00:59,177 --> 00:01:00,410 I forgot that when he hears a girl 27 00:01:00,411 --> 00:01:01,411 shouting his name on the street, 28 00:01:01,412 --> 00:01:02,312 he just runs faster. 29 00:01:02,413 --> 00:01:04,247 - (Chuckles) - It's fine. 30 00:01:04,348 --> 00:01:06,549 We'll just call Ben and tell him what he missed. 31 00:01:06,651 --> 00:01:08,251 Okay, no one is calling anyone. 32 00:01:09,587 --> 00:01:11,922 - That was actually your phone. - I hate you. 33 00:01:13,124 --> 00:01:15,325 Ben would be devastated if he found out 34 00:01:15,426 --> 00:01:16,893 that he missed Emma's first steps. 35 00:01:16,995 --> 00:01:18,762 Well, maybe we can reenact it 36 00:01:18,863 --> 00:01:20,363 so it seems like the first time? 37 00:01:20,464 --> 00:01:22,132 Both: Yeah, that never works. 38 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:26,969 Look, Ben is a great dad. 39 00:01:27,070 --> 00:01:29,239 There's only one thing to do. 40 00:01:29,340 --> 00:01:30,840 Lie lie lie 41 00:01:30,941 --> 00:01:32,975 like we have never lied before. 42 00:01:33,076 --> 00:01:34,644 So what if Ben misses this? 43 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:37,780 I mean, he has missed a lot of firsts. 44 00:01:37,881 --> 00:01:39,015 Like her birth. 45 00:01:39,116 --> 00:01:40,816 Okay, maybe Ben didn't start out 46 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,217 being the best dad, 47 00:01:42,318 --> 00:01:44,020 but he has come a long way. 48 00:01:44,121 --> 00:01:45,121 All you boys have. 49 00:01:49,459 --> 00:01:51,360 Here you go. 50 00:01:51,461 --> 00:01:53,162 There. 51 00:01:53,263 --> 00:01:55,597 Okay. Hi. Hi. 52 00:02:07,409 --> 00:02:08,543 Hold her. 53 00:02:20,822 --> 00:02:22,022 Whee! 54 00:02:22,123 --> 00:02:23,291 Isn't this fun? 55 00:02:23,392 --> 00:02:26,227 - There you go. - (Gasps) 56 00:02:26,328 --> 00:02:27,928 Want to maybe 57 00:02:28,029 --> 00:02:29,263 take a step over here? 58 00:02:29,364 --> 00:02:30,464 Is she okay? 59 00:02:30,566 --> 00:02:32,032 Uh-huh. 60 00:02:33,502 --> 00:02:35,069 Have a seat. 61 00:02:35,170 --> 00:02:36,204 Oh. 62 00:02:36,305 --> 00:02:38,638 Nice and easy. 63 00:02:40,374 --> 00:02:41,708 Ah. 64 00:02:45,045 --> 00:02:46,346 Is she having fun? 65 00:02:48,282 --> 00:02:49,382 Yeah. 66 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:50,783 You guys look comfy. 67 00:02:52,620 --> 00:02:53,687 Excuse me. 68 00:02:53,787 --> 00:02:54,987 How old is your baby? 69 00:02:56,324 --> 00:02:58,557 Oh, um... that's a good question. 70 00:02:58,658 --> 00:03:01,460 I met Angela at that party in the village, 71 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:03,295 - Mm. - We dated for maybe six weeks 72 00:03:03,396 --> 00:03:05,831 before we were intimate. 73 00:03:08,668 --> 00:03:12,003 And she broke up with me pretty much right after that. 74 00:03:12,105 --> 00:03:14,506 I'm sure there's no correlation. 75 00:03:15,875 --> 00:03:17,242 So we're into August now, 76 00:03:17,343 --> 00:03:18,909 and they take like nine months 77 00:03:19,010 --> 00:03:19,944 once they're up and running? 78 00:03:20,045 --> 00:03:22,380 - I think so. - So... 79 00:03:25,718 --> 00:03:27,952 (Sighs) 80 00:03:28,053 --> 00:03:29,554 (Mouths) 81 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:30,622 Three months. 82 00:03:30,723 --> 00:03:32,290 Three months. 83 00:03:32,391 --> 00:03:33,424 My baby's three months old. 84 00:03:33,525 --> 00:03:35,260 (Chuckles) 85 00:03:35,361 --> 00:03:36,893 This plan is not working. 86 00:03:36,994 --> 00:03:39,129 I'm out of food, the diaper's history, 87 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:40,597 and the new one's gonna blow any minute. 88 00:03:40,698 --> 00:03:42,232 And apparently, there's some new rule 89 00:03:42,333 --> 00:03:44,234 about bringing babies into the locker room? 90 00:03:44,335 --> 00:03:45,902 Hey, buddy! 91 00:03:46,003 --> 00:03:47,036 Why don't you put a towel on or something? 92 00:03:47,138 --> 00:03:48,372 I've got a baby over here. 93 00:03:48,473 --> 00:03:49,839 Rude. 94 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,174 I cannot do this, okay? 95 00:03:51,276 --> 00:03:52,175 I've got a lap full of pee, 96 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:53,410 and it isn't even mine. 97 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:57,281 Hey! I can really use a diaper out here, 98 00:03:57,382 --> 00:03:58,782 and I know one of y'all's holding. 99 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:01,684 20 bucks for a diaper, miss, please? 100 00:04:01,785 --> 00:04:03,419 Baby or senior, at this point it really don't matter. 101 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:05,020 Where you going? 102 00:04:05,121 --> 00:04:06,889 The cops are after us! 103 00:04:06,990 --> 00:04:08,223 We just broke into our neighbor's apartment. 104 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,359 You have to hide us! 105 00:04:10,460 --> 00:04:12,828 You took Emma on a heist? 106 00:04:12,929 --> 00:04:14,563 See? 107 00:04:14,665 --> 00:04:16,799 Most fathers wouldn't do that. 108 00:04:18,335 --> 00:04:20,035 Okay, Emma. I gotta get to work. 109 00:04:20,136 --> 00:04:22,103 I'll see you at home, okay? All right. 110 00:04:22,204 --> 00:04:23,571 (Chuckles) 111 00:04:23,673 --> 00:04:26,641 Sorry about that. 112 00:04:26,742 --> 00:04:28,142 So are you sure there's nothing you can do? 113 00:04:28,243 --> 00:04:30,545 Actually, I think there is. 114 00:04:30,646 --> 00:04:32,246 I didn't realize you were a couple. 115 00:04:34,917 --> 00:04:37,552 Who, me and Juice Box? 116 00:04:37,653 --> 00:04:39,086 Yeah. 117 00:04:39,188 --> 00:04:40,822 I mean, I bi-racial gay couple? 118 00:04:40,923 --> 00:04:42,489 That's like hitting the jackpot 119 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:44,325 on the diversity form. 120 00:04:44,426 --> 00:04:46,194 Really? 121 00:04:46,295 --> 00:04:47,995 Yeah, you are a couple, aren't you? 122 00:04:48,096 --> 00:04:51,299 Yes, we are. 123 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:54,168 A couple of guys raising a baby together. 124 00:04:54,269 --> 00:04:55,636 Baby's at the ready. 125 00:04:57,405 --> 00:04:58,840 Oh, yeah. 126 00:04:58,941 --> 00:04:59,973 In three, 127 00:05:00,074 --> 00:05:01,408 two, one. 128 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:02,976 - Roll! Roll! - Come on, Emma. 129 00:05:03,077 --> 00:05:04,478 Come on, Emma. Come to Daddy. 130 00:05:04,579 --> 00:05:06,313 - Oh oh oh oh. - This way. Lead with your head. 131 00:05:06,414 --> 00:05:07,881 - Oh oh! - Emma, this way. 132 00:05:07,982 --> 00:05:11,251 - Come on, Baby, come on. - Emma Emma Emma. 133 00:05:11,353 --> 00:05:13,520 All: Emma? 134 00:05:13,621 --> 00:05:14,822 - Tucker: Where's the baby? - Emma? 135 00:05:14,922 --> 00:05:16,557 - Emma? - Found her. Under the table. 136 00:05:16,658 --> 00:05:18,091 Wait, here is my retainer. 137 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,293 I have been looking everywhere for this. 138 00:05:20,394 --> 00:05:21,494 Okay. 139 00:05:21,595 --> 00:05:23,163 Be careful. Grab this end. 140 00:05:23,264 --> 00:05:24,364 All right. On three. 141 00:05:24,465 --> 00:05:25,732 One, two, three. 142 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,067 (Danny and Tucker grunt) 143 00:05:27,168 --> 00:05:28,335 It's okay. 144 00:05:28,435 --> 00:05:29,702 Knock-knock. Child services. 145 00:05:33,007 --> 00:05:35,775 Yeah, you really should get used to hearing that. 146 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:40,946 Bonnie: Danny, just put her down. 147 00:05:41,047 --> 00:05:44,116 It's not like she has a limited number of steps in her. 148 00:05:44,217 --> 00:05:46,018 Well, what if she does? 149 00:05:46,119 --> 00:05:48,320 What if she uses them all before Ben gets home? 150 00:05:48,421 --> 00:05:50,222 Well, if she runs out, 151 00:05:50,323 --> 00:05:52,224 she can always borrow some of mine. 152 00:05:52,325 --> 00:05:53,492 (Chuckles) 153 00:05:53,593 --> 00:05:55,361 Dude, I swear you know less about babies 154 00:05:55,461 --> 00:05:56,661 than those two. 155 00:05:58,265 --> 00:05:59,964 - Mom? - Yeah, Sweetie? 156 00:06:09,909 --> 00:06:12,977 Is it just me, or does Emma look a little different? 157 00:06:13,078 --> 00:06:14,145 What is going on? 158 00:06:14,246 --> 00:06:15,679 Why do you look like that? 159 00:06:15,781 --> 00:06:17,015 Well, today we learned 160 00:06:17,116 --> 00:06:19,550 that a picnic with Emma is no picnic. 161 00:06:19,651 --> 00:06:20,718 What's the emergency? 162 00:06:22,987 --> 00:06:24,488 Oh my God. Is that Gerard? 163 00:06:24,589 --> 00:06:28,225 Danny, I explicitly asked you not to set me up with him. 164 00:06:28,326 --> 00:06:30,127 You promised. 165 00:06:30,228 --> 00:06:32,229 Okay, I'll tell him you're not interested. 166 00:06:32,330 --> 00:06:34,231 But he wouldn't stop talking about you. 167 00:06:34,332 --> 00:06:36,199 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 168 00:06:36,301 --> 00:06:37,835 Well... 169 00:06:37,936 --> 00:06:39,803 You know, then it would be rude not to say hi 170 00:06:39,904 --> 00:06:41,471 now that I'm here, then, right? 171 00:06:41,572 --> 00:06:43,139 You two ladies wanna tamp it down? 172 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:45,875 - (Imitates teenage girl) - Please, don't call my mom. 173 00:06:45,976 --> 00:06:47,777 She will totally freak out. 174 00:06:47,878 --> 00:06:50,146 And if she grounds me, I'm gonna miss Prom. 175 00:06:50,247 --> 00:06:52,348 And I think that David and I might 176 00:06:52,450 --> 00:06:56,085 actually... do it. 177 00:06:57,220 --> 00:06:58,287 Shut up. 178 00:06:58,388 --> 00:07:00,556 - You shut up. - The two of you shut up. 179 00:07:02,892 --> 00:07:04,893 You two should take this act on the road. 180 00:07:04,994 --> 00:07:07,696 Oh, but you can't, because where I come from, 181 00:07:07,797 --> 00:07:10,499 using an innocent little baby to steal a diamond watch 182 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,401 is what we like to call a felony. 183 00:07:13,503 --> 00:07:14,703 Where did that come from? 184 00:07:14,804 --> 00:07:15,771 We didn't put that in there. 185 00:07:15,872 --> 00:07:17,840 Tell it to your parole officer, Sister. 186 00:07:17,941 --> 00:07:21,042 Mom, why am I standing here holding a black baby? 187 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:24,679 Um, okay. 188 00:07:24,780 --> 00:07:27,548 You know, actually, Ben, that is a very good question. 189 00:07:27,649 --> 00:07:29,884 Are you sure that she's not in there somewhere? 190 00:07:29,986 --> 00:07:31,286 Mom! Where's Emma? 191 00:07:31,387 --> 00:07:34,022 Well, obviously she's with Marcus. 192 00:07:34,123 --> 00:07:37,258 Who should have no trouble getting her to sleep. 193 00:07:39,962 --> 00:07:42,363 We must have accidentally switched the strollers. 194 00:07:42,464 --> 00:07:43,964 I mean, it could happen to anyone. 195 00:07:44,065 --> 00:07:45,765 I want my baby back. You call him. 196 00:07:45,867 --> 00:07:47,868 Right right. I have his number 197 00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:49,136 in my phone. 198 00:07:49,237 --> 00:07:52,106 Oh... see how smart you are? 199 00:07:52,207 --> 00:07:54,041 Okay, uh, it's ringing. 200 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:55,775 (Cellphone rings) 201 00:08:00,247 --> 00:08:01,680 Hello? 202 00:08:01,781 --> 00:08:02,915 Marcus? 203 00:08:03,017 --> 00:08:04,017 No, it's not Marcus. 204 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,321 Oh my God, Ben forgot his phone. 205 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,558 So... so here's what we're gonna do. 206 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:13,826 I'll call down to the bar 207 00:08:13,927 --> 00:08:15,161 and tell him that it's here 208 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:16,329 and he'll come rushing back up. 209 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,696 The minute he walks through the door, 210 00:08:17,797 --> 00:08:19,998 we'll put Emma down and voila! 211 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,566 First steps taken. 212 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,001 Thank me very much. 213 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:25,837 Oh my God, Riley! 214 00:08:25,938 --> 00:08:27,472 Oh, thank you. Thought I lost my phone. 215 00:08:27,573 --> 00:08:28,907 - All right, see you guys. - Wait! 216 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:29,941 Wait, um, 217 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,343 hey, Ben. 218 00:08:31,444 --> 00:08:32,810 Don't you want to say hi 219 00:08:32,912 --> 00:08:34,179 to your little girl? 220 00:08:34,280 --> 00:08:36,281 Uh, okay. 221 00:08:37,816 --> 00:08:38,815 Hi, Baby. 222 00:08:40,652 --> 00:08:41,818 Can I go now? 223 00:08:43,988 --> 00:08:45,956 - (Groans) - I told you! 224 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:47,558 She had a limited number. 225 00:08:52,620 --> 00:08:54,754 So you know what all this walking means? 226 00:08:54,855 --> 00:08:56,555 Bootie shopping spree. 227 00:08:56,656 --> 00:08:57,523 (Mouths) 228 00:08:57,624 --> 00:08:59,091 And speaking of Booty, 229 00:08:59,192 --> 00:09:01,960 I'm gonna need some help from this little cutie. 230 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,095 (Chuckles) 231 00:09:03,196 --> 00:09:04,497 We've got a play date at the park 232 00:09:04,598 --> 00:09:05,764 with a hot single mom. 233 00:09:05,865 --> 00:09:08,634 Well, put a bonnet on a puppy. 234 00:09:08,735 --> 00:09:10,603 Because there is no way that Emma 235 00:09:10,703 --> 00:09:11,970 is leaving this apartment 236 00:09:12,071 --> 00:09:14,272 until Ben sees her walk. 237 00:09:14,373 --> 00:09:17,242 But this baby is a babe magnet. 238 00:09:17,343 --> 00:09:19,244 And it's not like you all haven't done 239 00:09:19,345 --> 00:09:21,279 the exact same thing. 240 00:09:22,814 --> 00:09:24,482 (Rock music playing) 241 00:09:45,770 --> 00:09:46,736 The point is, 242 00:09:46,738 --> 00:09:48,605 I've only got one girl in my life right now. 243 00:09:49,006 --> 00:09:51,375 So please, just make sure she stays as perfect 244 00:09:51,476 --> 00:09:52,576 and healthy as she seems. 245 00:09:52,677 --> 00:09:53,777 Mm. 246 00:09:53,778 --> 00:09:55,746 Well, she's already got one thing going for her. 247 00:09:56,147 --> 00:09:57,180 She's got you. 248 00:10:02,053 --> 00:10:03,219 Uh, what's this? 249 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,488 My phone number. 250 00:10:04,789 --> 00:10:05,889 Give me a call sometime, 251 00:10:05,990 --> 00:10:07,490 very single Ben. 252 00:10:07,591 --> 00:10:09,192 The doctor will be right in. 253 00:10:15,032 --> 00:10:16,299 Oh, yes! 254 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,634 I just got hit on by a hot baby nurse. 255 00:10:18,735 --> 00:10:20,303 (Chuckles) 256 00:10:20,404 --> 00:10:21,770 We make a good team. 257 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,072 Yes, we do. 258 00:10:23,173 --> 00:10:25,341 Now shove these down your pants. 259 00:10:25,442 --> 00:10:26,709 Oh, no no no, Honey. 260 00:10:26,810 --> 00:10:28,377 I know you like Daddy's phone, 261 00:10:28,478 --> 00:10:29,845 but the last time you baby-dialed someone, 262 00:10:29,946 --> 00:10:30,980 - the police showed up. - (Chuckles) 263 00:10:32,649 --> 00:10:34,650 Look, you almost called Ava. 264 00:10:40,990 --> 00:10:42,991 You almost called Ava. 265 00:10:43,093 --> 00:10:45,427 Tucker?! 266 00:10:45,528 --> 00:10:48,230 Tuck? 267 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:49,431 Okay, here's Daddy's phone. 268 00:10:49,532 --> 00:10:51,066 Okay. 269 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:52,567 If you just hit right here, okay? 270 00:10:52,668 --> 00:10:54,236 Right... 271 00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:56,238 Hold on, right here. 272 00:10:56,339 --> 00:10:57,840 If you just... okay. 273 00:10:57,941 --> 00:10:59,708 Right here. No, Emma. 274 00:10:59,808 --> 00:11:01,343 Focus, okay? 275 00:11:01,444 --> 00:11:03,311 Just... just right there. 276 00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:04,646 (Cellphone beeps) 277 00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:05,880 Yes! 278 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:08,816 (Line ringing) 279 00:11:08,917 --> 00:11:10,452 - (Beeps) - Ava: Hello? 280 00:11:10,553 --> 00:11:11,620 (Mouths) 281 00:11:11,721 --> 00:11:13,688 Ava: Ben? Is anybody there? 282 00:11:13,789 --> 00:11:16,291 Hello? 283 00:11:16,392 --> 00:11:18,860 (Phone beeps) 284 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,329 Oh, please please please please please please please. 285 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:23,464 (Cellphone vibrates) 286 00:11:23,565 --> 00:11:24,899 Ben: It seems we have a call. 287 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,634 (Chuckles) 288 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:28,903 Hello? 289 00:11:29,004 --> 00:11:30,671 Ava? 290 00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:32,140 (Giggles) 291 00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:34,041 Oh, yeah. It's so nice of you to call. 292 00:11:35,144 --> 00:11:36,377 You up for a little challenge? 293 00:11:36,478 --> 00:11:37,478 I'm listening. 294 00:11:37,579 --> 00:11:38,746 We each take a block. 295 00:11:38,847 --> 00:11:40,047 Whoever lands the most numbers 296 00:11:40,149 --> 00:11:41,915 gets the stroller the whole rest of the day. 297 00:11:42,016 --> 00:11:43,650 Game on. But I gotta warn you. 298 00:11:43,751 --> 00:11:45,152 Tucker's in the zone. 299 00:11:45,253 --> 00:11:47,353 Thanks for the heads up, Frunkle. 300 00:11:47,454 --> 00:11:48,989 I'll take this block. 301 00:11:49,090 --> 00:11:50,456 Wait wait wait wait. You get the Yogurt Shop 302 00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:51,524 and the Nail Salon? 303 00:11:51,625 --> 00:11:55,128 Whoo! Is it ever hot out today. 304 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:56,629 Hey, hey... 305 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,331 That is not fair. 306 00:11:58,432 --> 00:11:59,666 Hey! 307 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:01,267 I want to renegotiate. 308 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,002 Okay, Emma. 309 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,804 Are you ready to be Grandma's wing-baby? 310 00:12:04,905 --> 00:12:07,339 I have decided that today is the day 311 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,474 I'm finally gonna talk to the hottest guy 312 00:12:09,575 --> 00:12:12,044 this side... Hello! 313 00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,113 There he is. 314 00:12:14,214 --> 00:12:15,480 Now remember, 315 00:12:15,581 --> 00:12:17,249 I get the one who's potty-trained. 316 00:12:20,519 --> 00:12:22,320 Did you see that look? 317 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:23,654 Oh! 318 00:12:23,755 --> 00:12:26,291 Why did I only shave up to my knees this morning? 319 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:29,260 Now watch and learn, Emma. 320 00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:31,629 First impressions are everything. 321 00:12:31,730 --> 00:12:34,098 Excuse me, is this seat available? 322 00:12:34,200 --> 00:12:35,233 Sure is. 323 00:12:39,437 --> 00:12:42,206 Just like the woman sitting across from it. 324 00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,540 Here here here. Just hold her. 325 00:12:43,641 --> 00:12:46,009 10 seconds and I'll give you back the earring. 326 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:49,112 Come on. Come on. 327 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,781 There you go. 328 00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:53,083 Yeah. 329 00:12:53,184 --> 00:12:54,318 Aww. 330 00:12:54,418 --> 00:12:55,652 She's awfully cute. 331 00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:57,187 - (Spits) - (Shrieks) 332 00:12:57,288 --> 00:12:59,322 (Gasps, groans) 333 00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:00,656 Ugh! 334 00:13:00,757 --> 00:13:02,058 Here. 335 00:13:02,159 --> 00:13:04,426 Your baby's broken. 336 00:13:04,527 --> 00:13:08,097 Because right next to that is a Korean foot massage place. 337 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:10,599 Oh my God. I love a good foot massage. 338 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:12,601 Oh, well then you should go there. 339 00:13:12,702 --> 00:13:14,670 Or... oh look, I have hands. 340 00:13:14,771 --> 00:13:16,672 (Both laugh) 341 00:13:16,773 --> 00:13:18,807 How could somebody so funny and sweet 342 00:13:18,908 --> 00:13:21,610 end up with a roommate that's such a wack-a-doodle? 343 00:13:21,711 --> 00:13:23,278 (Chuckles) 344 00:13:23,380 --> 00:13:24,413 Hey, let's be honest. 345 00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,348 If I didn't take him in, then who would? 346 00:13:26,349 --> 00:13:27,416 (Chuckles) 347 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,050 Well, you and your hands stay put. 348 00:13:29,151 --> 00:13:30,753 I'm just gonna go check on Justin. 349 00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,120 We will be right here. 350 00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:33,555 (Chuckles) 351 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,370 (Bleats) 352 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:56,210 What are you doing? 353 00:13:57,745 --> 00:13:58,678 Nothing. 354 00:13:58,780 --> 00:14:00,480 Tucker? 355 00:14:00,581 --> 00:14:01,915 Um... 356 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:08,955 (Bleats) 357 00:14:10,425 --> 00:14:14,060 Seriously, world's best wing-baby. 358 00:14:14,161 --> 00:14:15,662 Wait, what are we gonna do 359 00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:17,397 when she actually learns how to say no? 360 00:14:17,498 --> 00:14:20,332 Like every other woman in your life? 361 00:14:20,434 --> 00:14:22,134 Oh, yeah! 362 00:14:22,235 --> 00:14:23,602 (Chuckles) 363 00:14:23,703 --> 00:14:25,805 Besides, she's a Wheeler. 364 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:27,306 She can be bought. 365 00:14:27,407 --> 00:14:30,108 At least that's what your personal ad says. 366 00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:32,411 Fine. 367 00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:34,980 Fine, I will just get a high five from Emma. 368 00:14:35,081 --> 00:14:36,515 Emma? Where's Emma? 369 00:14:36,616 --> 00:14:38,182 (Door closes) 370 00:14:38,283 --> 00:14:39,250 Riley: Oh my God. 371 00:14:39,351 --> 00:14:40,919 - Oh my God. - No no no no! 372 00:14:41,019 --> 00:14:42,854 (All muttering) 373 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:44,288 All: Emma? Emma? 374 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:48,430 I remember the first time Ben locked himself in the bathroom. 375 00:14:48,431 --> 00:14:51,533 Of course it was for a very different reason. 376 00:14:52,568 --> 00:14:54,469 It just makes me realize all these milestones 377 00:14:54,570 --> 00:14:56,405 are going by so fast. 378 00:14:56,505 --> 00:14:58,173 - Huh? - (Coos) 379 00:14:59,542 --> 00:15:00,675 What do you think, Emma? 380 00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,877 This is what we call a party. 381 00:15:02,978 --> 00:15:04,646 Someday, you'll grow up 382 00:15:04,747 --> 00:15:07,415 and trash Daddy's place, and the circle of life will be complete. 383 00:15:09,151 --> 00:15:11,486 I'm actually getting kind of teary-eyed just thinking about it. 384 00:15:11,587 --> 00:15:14,188 I need you to focus. This is a critical birthday decision. 385 00:15:14,289 --> 00:15:15,890 Traditional? 386 00:15:17,426 --> 00:15:18,460 Tiara? 387 00:15:18,561 --> 00:15:20,328 All: Aww. 388 00:15:20,429 --> 00:15:21,562 Ben: Oh, no. 389 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:23,897 Or my personal favorite, 390 00:15:23,998 --> 00:15:25,398 viking warrior Princess. 391 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,701 All: Warrior Princess. 392 00:15:29,070 --> 00:15:30,737 Oh, and also, can we please vote 393 00:15:30,839 --> 00:15:32,272 on whether or not we're getting a pony? 394 00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,808 I still think we can fit one in the elevator. 395 00:15:34,909 --> 00:15:37,377 Well, I measured. 396 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:40,046 And we can totally fit a pony in that elevator. 397 00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:41,181 Yes! 398 00:15:42,850 --> 00:15:44,184 I don't know which one you are, 399 00:15:44,285 --> 00:15:47,020 but you're definitely the cutest reindeer of them all. 400 00:15:47,121 --> 00:15:48,955 When did I become one of those parents? 401 00:15:50,624 --> 00:15:53,493 Probably two seconds after I saw you in those little antlers. 402 00:15:53,594 --> 00:15:57,063 I can't believe we have been waiting almost three hours. 403 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,132 At this rate, they should just pass out Easter Eggs 404 00:15:59,233 --> 00:16:00,467 and call it a twofer. 405 00:16:00,567 --> 00:16:02,801 I'm sorry, but who knew 406 00:16:02,902 --> 00:16:04,203 so many people would want to see Santa 407 00:16:04,304 --> 00:16:05,704 two days before Christmas? 408 00:16:05,805 --> 00:16:07,706 Everyone. 409 00:16:07,807 --> 00:16:09,774 Yeah, well, I just wish I didn't wait until now 410 00:16:09,876 --> 00:16:10,876 to get Emma's present. 411 00:16:10,977 --> 00:16:13,912 Who knew they'd already be sold out? 412 00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:16,448 Again, I'm gonna go with everyone. 413 00:16:16,549 --> 00:16:18,050 Now what am I gonna do? 414 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,751 I have to get Emma that Giggorilla. 415 00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,119 She loves that laughing ape. 416 00:16:21,220 --> 00:16:22,721 She told me so with her smile. 417 00:16:22,822 --> 00:16:24,188 Well, you do know there's a good chance 418 00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:25,957 that smile was just gas, right? 419 00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:28,259 You're next. 420 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,729 If anyone feels the need to spit up, 421 00:16:30,830 --> 00:16:32,397 tear up, or hiccup, 422 00:16:32,498 --> 00:16:34,499 I'd appreciate a heads-up. 423 00:16:36,168 --> 00:16:38,069 Well, I'd appreciate a "hurry up." 424 00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:41,539 Because I got a turkey I need to pick up. 425 00:16:41,640 --> 00:16:43,607 Well, here's how it's gonna go down. 426 00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:44,942 He "Ho-Ho" 's, 427 00:16:45,043 --> 00:16:46,176 you tell him what you want, 428 00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:47,411 we snap a picture, 429 00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:49,413 and then if you'd like to make another memory, 430 00:16:49,514 --> 00:16:52,282 meet me in 20 minutes in the Gingerbread House. 431 00:16:56,888 --> 00:16:58,922 I might have to fold you in half, 432 00:16:59,023 --> 00:17:01,223 but I think I can get it done. 433 00:17:02,826 --> 00:17:05,161 Best offer I've had all week. 434 00:17:05,262 --> 00:17:07,830 Okay, folks. Let's do this. 435 00:17:07,932 --> 00:17:10,499 So, I'd like to call on Emma's two amazing godfathers. 436 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:11,768 - Ready to go, dude. - We're on it. 437 00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:13,202 Her one incredible godmother. 438 00:17:13,303 --> 00:17:14,270 That's me. 439 00:17:14,371 --> 00:17:16,973 Her two one-of-a-kind grandparents. 440 00:17:17,074 --> 00:17:18,974 - Oh, we love you. - Yes, we do. 441 00:17:19,075 --> 00:17:20,642 We love you. 442 00:17:20,743 --> 00:17:23,511 And hopefully a new step-granddad. 443 00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,480 Hey, baby girl. 444 00:17:25,582 --> 00:17:28,450 So, we're gathered here to make a promise. 445 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,385 That we will always watch over her, 446 00:17:30,486 --> 00:17:32,187 and make sure that she's always loved 447 00:17:32,288 --> 00:17:34,056 and happy and protected. 448 00:17:34,156 --> 00:17:36,058 And that she knows that she's never alone in this world. 449 00:17:37,426 --> 00:17:39,393 We may be loud and crazy 450 00:17:39,494 --> 00:17:42,529 and anything but a typical, normal American family, 451 00:17:42,631 --> 00:17:45,499 but we will always be there for you. 452 00:17:45,601 --> 00:17:46,634 Danny? 453 00:17:48,303 --> 00:17:49,269 Here we go. 454 00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:50,270 Here you go. 455 00:17:50,371 --> 00:17:52,372 Here we go, Emma. 456 00:17:52,474 --> 00:17:53,708 Ohh. 457 00:17:53,809 --> 00:17:54,942 All: Ohh! 458 00:17:55,043 --> 00:17:56,677 Okay, Emma. 459 00:17:56,778 --> 00:17:58,979 And just remember, whenever you need a moral 460 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,380 or spiritual guide... 461 00:18:00,482 --> 00:18:01,582 You just come to me. 462 00:18:01,682 --> 00:18:02,916 - What? - No, she would come to me. 463 00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,585 - I'm her grandmother. - No no. 464 00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:06,686 (Overlapping arguing) 465 00:18:09,957 --> 00:18:12,058 We love you, Emma. 466 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,560 - Go! - All right, here we go. 467 00:18:14,695 --> 00:18:16,329 Hakuna Matata! "The Lion King." 468 00:18:16,430 --> 00:18:17,463 Yes! 469 00:18:21,335 --> 00:18:22,901 "Nobody puts Baby in the corner". 470 00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:24,970 - "Dirty Dancing." - Yes! 471 00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,540 - Uh... - (Growling) 472 00:18:27,641 --> 00:18:29,041 - (In Australian accent) - "A dingo ate my baby!" 473 00:18:29,143 --> 00:18:30,075 "A Cry in the Dark." 474 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,477 Yes! Five seconds! 475 00:18:31,578 --> 00:18:32,578 Five seconds! 476 00:18:34,014 --> 00:18:35,713 "Hasta la vista, Baby." 477 00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:37,215 "Terminator 2." 478 00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:38,750 - Yes! - What?! 479 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,652 That is time! 480 00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,187 (Cries) 481 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:43,188 Come on, you have to eat. 482 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,190 I'm begging you. 483 00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:46,658 Come on. 484 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,800 (Emma coos) 485 00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,337 (Giggles) 486 00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:04,708 What? 487 00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:07,311 You like that? 488 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:09,513 Look what Daddy can do. 489 00:19:09,614 --> 00:19:10,847 Huh? 490 00:19:10,948 --> 00:19:12,849 I do this at work every day. 491 00:19:12,950 --> 00:19:14,185 Huh? 492 00:19:14,286 --> 00:19:15,386 You want some now? 493 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:16,720 You want some? 494 00:19:16,821 --> 00:19:18,222 Here it comes. 495 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:19,657 Here it comes, Baby. 496 00:19:21,826 --> 00:19:23,160 (Chuckles) 497 00:19:23,261 --> 00:19:25,396 Oh my God, you're eating. 498 00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:27,897 Thank you so much. 499 00:19:27,998 --> 00:19:29,832 Okay people, let's do this. 500 00:19:29,933 --> 00:19:32,101 - Hi, Sweetie. - Where's the cake? 501 00:19:35,105 --> 00:19:36,138 Oh. 502 00:19:36,240 --> 00:19:37,139 Was this for Emma? 503 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:38,808 Well, Baby, 504 00:19:38,909 --> 00:19:41,143 maybe this isn't what you signed up for, 505 00:19:41,245 --> 00:19:42,645 but you're stuck with us. 506 00:19:44,081 --> 00:19:46,449 All: Happy Birthday, Emma. 507 00:19:48,618 --> 00:19:50,319 It's him. Everybody act natural. 508 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:51,921 Okay, um... 509 00:19:52,022 --> 00:19:52,955 (All stammering) 510 00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:54,389 Move it, move it, move it. 511 00:19:55,892 --> 00:19:57,727 Oh, hey. 512 00:19:57,828 --> 00:19:58,761 You guys are still here. 513 00:19:58,862 --> 00:20:00,229 Way to be productive. 514 00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:01,563 Hey, Ben. 515 00:20:01,664 --> 00:20:03,733 I'm just making coffee. 516 00:20:03,834 --> 00:20:05,901 And I'm cooking a meal. 517 00:20:06,002 --> 00:20:08,436 And I'm... leaning. 518 00:20:08,537 --> 00:20:10,739 And I'm carting your baby around 519 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:12,406 because she doesn't know how to walk yet. 520 00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:14,743 Oh, good. So I didn't miss anything? 521 00:20:14,844 --> 00:20:16,410 Hey, Emma. 522 00:20:16,511 --> 00:20:18,346 Don't you want to walk for Daddy? 523 00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:22,050 Oh my God, Emma. 524 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:24,119 Did you guys just see that? Emma walked! 525 00:20:24,220 --> 00:20:26,486 - That's amazing. - Really? 526 00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:28,889 I can't believe my little girl's all grown up. 527 00:20:30,524 --> 00:20:31,792 I know these are your first steps, 528 00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:33,526 and they're gonna take you out there in this world, 529 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,695 but just remember, 530 00:20:35,797 --> 00:20:37,364 no matter where you go, 531 00:20:37,465 --> 00:20:39,332 Daddy's always gonna be right here. 532 00:20:47,836 --> 00:20:48,870 - (Pop music playing) - Her name's Emma... 533 00:20:48,871 --> 00:20:52,439 Oh, I am head over heels there's one dilemma 534 00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,307 she doesn't know how I feel 535 00:20:54,408 --> 00:20:56,776 I put her picture on my wall-ah-all 536 00:20:56,877 --> 00:20:58,645 oh, she's my baby 537 00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:00,980 she's my da-da-dol 538 00:21:01,081 --> 00:21:02,949 her name's Emma 539 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:04,684 oh, and she acts like a star 540 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,352 June or December 541 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:07,919 I want to be where you are 542 00:21:08,020 --> 00:21:11,557 what can I do to make her fall? 543 00:21:11,658 --> 00:21:14,393 Tweeted my number, never call-alled 544 00:21:14,494 --> 00:21:15,728 Emma, Emma 545 00:21:15,829 --> 00:21:17,563 you're lonely no more. 546 00:21:17,564 --> 00:21:18,964 - Synced and corrected by Retrojex - - www.addic7ed.com - 547 00:21:19,014 --> 00:21:23,564 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36135

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