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Oh, don't you give me that look.
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How should I know where
you put your teething ring?
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You have got to be a
little more responsible.
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Like me.
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Oh, here are my keys!
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Knock knock.
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Hey, I'm guessing that
someone is looking for this.
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Oh, thank you.
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Let's just say someone threw a huge tantrum
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and needed a cookie.
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Emma was kind of upset too.
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Well, lovely to see you,
but we have got to run.
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My sister Georgie just flew in,
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and Riley's meeting her for the first time.
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Oh, I actually just promised
her a round of super Emma.
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You got two seconds?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Here we go, Emma.
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All right.
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Both: One, two, three.
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Super Emma! Whoo!
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I have to say, you almost
seem like a real family.
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I'm still a little surprised
the two of you never dated.
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What? No, never. Oh, gross.
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That would be like dating
my brother. Just disgusting.
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No. Blech.
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- Isn't it nap time?
- She just got up.
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Oh, great. Let's put her down.
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(Chuckles)
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(Door closes)
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(Emma giggles)
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You know, maybe it's just me
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but I'm starting to feel
like you never told Phillip
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- that we dated.
- No, I didn't tell him.
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At first, I thought he'd think it was weird
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since I spend like half my life over here,
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and now I feel like I've waited so long
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it seems like I'm trying to hide something.
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Okay, well I think it's pretty obvious
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what the problem is here.
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You still have feelings for me.
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Yeah, let's...
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let's call that the
opposite of the problem.
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Oh.
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"So you're saying
there's nothing about this
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you find appealing?"
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He said while peeling off his shirt.
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Oh my God. Stop it.
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- (Knocks on door)
- Phillip: Everything all right in there?
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Yeah, yeah. Everything's perfect.
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Everything's great.
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Hi. Bye, Emma.
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Hi.
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She so likes me.
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(Coos)
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(Chuckles) (Theme music playing)
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??
it's amazing how the unexpected ??
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??
can take your life
and change direction. ??
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Synced and corrected by Nantinha
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(exhales)
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Put a beer in your hand,
and you look like grandma
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waiting for the lotto numbers to come out.
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I can't help it.
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Contract negotiations make me nervous.
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Daniel Mellencamp Wheeler.
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Sit down, okay?
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Everything is going to be fine.
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(Sighs) How can you say that?
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We just got a new general manager,
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and lately my play has been lamentable.
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True.
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But that word of the day calendar
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is certainly paying for itself.
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Calm down.
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No one is going to be traded.
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(Crying)
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You said no one was getting traded.
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Well, except for maybe that guy.
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Okay, all right. I made it.
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I have about an hour before
anyone notices I stole the camera.
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And the cameraman.
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What is he doing here?
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Well, I asked Tucker to do a fake feature
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to create some fake buzz
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so that they can see that
you are the real deal.
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Yeah, I didn't follow it either,
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but she was like "or else."
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Sorry to keep you waiting, Danny.
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Don't be silly. We love waiting.
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And we love new contracts.
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Let's sign one.
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Bonnie Wheeler, mom-ager.
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I've heard great things about you.
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Oh, I've heard about you too. (Chuckles)
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And so the negotiation dance begins.
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First round goes to the hot ranger lady.
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I'm sorry, who are you,
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and why are you in my office?
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Tucker Dobbs, "The Mary Hart Show."
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We're doing a little piece
on the amazing Danny Wheeler.
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Fun.
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And if you want to branch out
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and cover the rest of the team,
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give me a call.
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I'll let you know which ones I'm keeping.
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Hey, you know, Valerie,
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maybe I could talk to Mary's people
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and ask if they could do a piece on you.
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First female GM in NHL history?
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Hey, where'd that barrier go?
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Oh, I know. Valerie broke it down.
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(Cellphone vibrating)
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Oh, yeah. That's gonna have to wait.
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I actually came out here to reschedule.
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Everyone is calling me
with trade proposals.
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It's amazing how many people
want to play with the Rangers.
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Well, I know I do.
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Both: Yeah, he does!
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- And he's been playing!
- You know he does, girl!
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- He knows where to park, so...
- Yeah.
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What is the matter with you?
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You know I can't have her on the show.
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I'm not allowed to book guests
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ever since the exploding turkey segment.
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Look. You don't have to.
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Just promise her anything until
Danny's contract is signed.
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Yeah, and then you can
just pull the plug on her
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like we did with Uncle Leon.
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Uncle Leon is dead?
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You told me he just ran away.
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You just need to focus, Danny, okay?
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We are getting you a new contract.
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We just need some way to butter Valerie up.
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Ooh.
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Tucker, you're the butter.
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Either that,
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or you're toast.
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And Phillip's last girlfriend Emily
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is just going mad trying to decide
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between medical school or that
modeling contract in Paris.
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Georgie, enough. I'm sure Riley doesn't
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need to hear about all
of my ex-girlfriends.
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Oh, no, it's fine. I'm fine.
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I'm just... I'm so fine.
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I just didn't realize you had so so many.
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Each more amazing than the last.
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But don't worry.
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You're nothing like any of them.
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Which is good because
I'm here and they're not.
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Anyway, enough about me.
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Phillip says so little about you.
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Well, he knows how much I
hate it when he brags about me.
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No, I'm just your average "Vogue" editor
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with degrees in Art History
and Marketing from Oxford.
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Okay, anyone else need a drink?
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No, just me? All right.
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I'm sorry. Do I have "hate
me" written on my forehead?
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She doesn't hate you.
And if she does, so what?
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You're not dating her.
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Though that is a very interesting image.
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Look, all you need is
someone to get her alone
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and talk you up.
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Which I'm willing to do.
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Even if it takes all night.
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So, Georgie expressed an interest
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in doing a little sightseeing.
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Oh. Okay, great.
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I'll just... I'll just close our tab.
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Our tab is now closed.
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Oh, it's all right.
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I'm sure you have better things to do.
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If not, I can suggest some.
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So, you must be the famous Georgie
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that Riley's been gushing about.
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She did leave one thing out, though.
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How beautiful your eyes are.
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I'm Ben.
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You seem like you know your way around.
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I don't suppose you'd like
to come sightseeing with us?
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Actually, I have to...
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find someone to cover for you?
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Hey, you. Cover for him.
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But I can't just...
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what, wear that? Oh my gosh,
don't be silly. You look so great.
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This is gonna be so fun. The
two of us with the two of you.
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Oh, Ben. Thank you so much.
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You're such a good friend.
All right, let's move, people.
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- Remember, be smooth.
- Like a criminal.
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(Both imitating Michael
Jackson) ??
hee hee. ??
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- then dig.
- Like a mole.
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- Are we clear?
- Like a crystal.
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Both: Shazam.
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Oh.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Bonnie, I didn't realize
you'd be joining us.
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Oh. Oh, I'd love to, if you're asking.
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- Oh, I'm not.
- Okay. All right.
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That's all right. I've got to run.
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I'm having drinks with
the GM of the Islanders.
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You know, something about
Danny and bags of money.
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I guess I'll just have to figure it out.
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So, Miss Banks,
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what do you say we just dive
right into this interview?
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I don't give interviews.
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Then why are we here?
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Well, I was wondering if
you'd like to get to know me...
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Off the record.
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(Chuckles)
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Well, at the moment...
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You know, it seems like you're
getting to know my thigh.
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Hey, what did I miss? How
do you think it's going?
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Hard to say. Right now it looks like
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they're just feeling each other out.
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Oh my God, Ben,
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thank you. She actually likes you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Some women actually do.
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Well, whatever it is that you're doing,
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just keep it up until she leaves.
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God, I hate her.
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What a perfect day.
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I have never seen Georgie
take to someone so quickly.
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I know, right? I love her.
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I think she's actually looking
forward to moving here now.
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She's moving here?
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Oh, well then,
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it's a good thing we're
getting along so great, huh?
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- Ben?
- I'm on it.
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Enjoying the view?
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More so now.
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We might not have Big Ben,
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but we do have the best regular-sized one.
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(Chuckles)
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Do you write these lines down in advance,
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or do they just come to you?
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(Chuckles) No, that's not a line.
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In fact the one thing
you should know about me
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is that I'm a terrible liar.
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Ask me anything. I'll prove it.
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How many girlfriends do you have?
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Just one. Her name's Emma
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and you'll never come between us.
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Good answer.
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Is that why you and Riley broke up?
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No no, that had nothing to do with it.
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Wait, what?
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I knew it.
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I knew the two of you had
gone out. You did, didn't you?
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No.
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Oh, you must be joking.
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(Laughs)
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You're not laughing.
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Okay, look.
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Please, don't say anything.
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Phillip!
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Well, apparently regular-sized Ben
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has a big-sized mouth.
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Ben? You went out with Ben?
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I can't believe you just
completely lied to me.
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Why didn't you tell me?
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Mainly because I was afraid
you would react like this.
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Which you are, so at least
I got that part right.
262
00:09:59,713 --> 00:10:01,237
Ben: Tell him we never even had sex.
263
00:10:01,238 --> 00:10:02,447
Oh my God.
264
00:10:02,448 --> 00:10:03,802
Ben, you are not helping.
265
00:10:05,094 --> 00:10:06,944
But if it helps, we actually didn't.
266
00:10:08,220 --> 00:10:09,498
This is your fault.
267
00:10:09,499 --> 00:10:10,955
Why did you have to say something?
268
00:10:10,956 --> 00:10:13,531
I bet Riley will be asking
you the same question.
269
00:10:13,532 --> 00:10:15,603
I am not going out with her, okay?
270
00:10:16,021 --> 00:10:17,964
Look, I'm not gonna let you pimp me out.
271
00:10:18,332 --> 00:10:19,819
Oh, come on.
272
00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:22,482
We have all done way worse for way less.
273
00:10:25,552 --> 00:10:26,980
It can't just be me.
274
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,918
Look, I'm sorry. I can't do it.
275
00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:31,558
Why can't you be more like Ben?
276
00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:33,276
He'll hit on anything that walks.
277
00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:34,309
See?
278
00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:37,426
No offense, honey. I'm sure you're lovely.
279
00:10:37,427 --> 00:10:38,800
Oh, I'm not his.
280
00:10:39,168 --> 00:10:41,132
Well, not with that attitude, you're not.
281
00:10:44,072 --> 00:10:45,890
Oh, we have a make-up kiss.
282
00:10:47,401 --> 00:10:48,642
Make-up kiss?
283
00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:50,895
See?
284
00:10:50,896 --> 00:10:52,874
Why can't you be shameless like that?
285
00:10:54,502 --> 00:10:55,627
What if I like her?
286
00:10:55,628 --> 00:10:57,912
I can't start off our
relationship with a lie.
287
00:10:57,913 --> 00:10:59,983
Tucker's right. What if
he does sleep with her?
288
00:10:59,984 --> 00:11:01,505
I mean, how is that supposed to help me?
289
00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:03,275
Tucker never gets repeat business.
290
00:11:03,805 --> 00:11:05,005
(Mouths)
291
00:11:05,006 --> 00:11:07,592
Look, that is not true. Women love me.
292
00:11:07,593 --> 00:11:10,417
I can get Danny a new
contract in 20 minutes.
293
00:11:11,549 --> 00:11:13,551
30 if I think about my grandmother.
294
00:11:15,812 --> 00:11:18,140
- Okay, so you'll do it?
- No!
295
00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:20,643
This gigolo is saying gigo-no.
296
00:11:21,753 --> 00:11:22,930
And that's final.
297
00:11:22,931 --> 00:11:25,216
Fine. Then I'll not only tell Mary Hart
298
00:11:25,217 --> 00:11:27,469
about the camera and the
cameraman you borrowed,
299
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:30,972
I'll tell her how you sell
locks of her hair online.
300
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:33,576
Oh, snip snip.
301
00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:35,654
Snip snip.
302
00:11:40,591 --> 00:11:44,354
Um, do you think Valerie likes tapas?
303
00:11:46,524 --> 00:11:47,733
(Sighs)
304
00:11:47,734 --> 00:11:49,170
(Laughing)
305
00:11:50,617 --> 00:11:51,795
Phillip said he forgave me,
306
00:11:51,796 --> 00:11:53,882
but he's been weird and distant all day.
307
00:11:53,883 --> 00:11:55,637
I'm wondering if constantly
sneaking off with me
308
00:11:55,638 --> 00:11:57,287
to a dark hallway is hurting your case.
309
00:11:58,254 --> 00:12:00,845
Okay, you are going to
help me make my case.
310
00:12:00,846 --> 00:12:02,192
All right? 'Cause we're
gonna go back out there,
311
00:12:02,193 --> 00:12:03,648
and we're gonna prove
to him once and for all
312
00:12:03,649 --> 00:12:06,534
that there is absolutely
nothing going on between us.
313
00:12:06,535 --> 00:12:08,211
If that's truly what you believe.
314
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,425
Ignore you... check.
315
00:12:10,902 --> 00:12:12,443
I knew I could count on you.
316
00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:13,763
All right, let's go.
317
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,418
Oh! (Gasps)
318
00:12:15,911 --> 00:12:17,168
Ooh.
319
00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:18,510
Oh, seriously?
320
00:12:18,511 --> 00:12:20,506
I thought the target was just on my back.
321
00:12:22,668 --> 00:12:24,178
What am I gonna do?
322
00:12:24,179 --> 00:12:25,628
Oh, you can just put on my t-shirt.
323
00:12:29,944 --> 00:12:31,677
Whoo. (Chuckles)
324
00:12:32,459 --> 00:12:33,905
Wow.
325
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,448
Guess there's a first time for everything.
326
00:12:35,449 --> 00:12:37,982
Oh, technically, that was my second time.
327
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,433
Wait, what?
328
00:12:42,447 --> 00:12:43,703
Okay, don't look.
329
00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:46,859
Uh, I couldn't even if I wanted to.
330
00:12:46,860 --> 00:12:47,820
Can you help me please?
331
00:12:47,821 --> 00:12:49,104
Will you hurry up?
332
00:12:49,105 --> 00:12:51,080
Phillip's gonna wonder
what's taking us so long.
333
00:12:51,948 --> 00:12:53,285
It's pretty clear, actually.
334
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:54,760
(Both scream)
335
00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,569
Phil, there you are.
336
00:12:57,570 --> 00:12:59,037
We've been looking everywhere for you.
337
00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,214
(Chuckles)
338
00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:06,906
Just call me "MVP,"
339
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:09,174
most valuable playa.
340
00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,827
How'd it go? Is it bad news?
341
00:13:12,828 --> 00:13:13,984
Should I sit down?
342
00:13:13,985 --> 00:13:15,268
Actually, I'm better standing up.
343
00:13:16,156 --> 00:13:18,222
Turns out, so am I.
344
00:13:18,223 --> 00:13:19,608
(Chuckles)
345
00:13:19,609 --> 00:13:22,139
Which is why I will be watching you play
346
00:13:22,140 --> 00:13:24,958
from the owner's box for
the rest of your career.
347
00:13:24,959 --> 00:13:26,388
So I have a career?
348
00:13:26,389 --> 00:13:29,262
Yep. Yeah, she said a new
contract is on its way.
349
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:31,899
Dude, I love older women.
350
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,133
They're not afraid to tell
you what you're doing wrong.
351
00:13:34,466 --> 00:13:37,225
- (Knocking on door)
- It turns, everything.
352
00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,817
- Valerie?
- Hey, you.
353
00:13:42,203 --> 00:13:44,010
You left your wallet in the cab.
354
00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:44,913
Oh.
355
00:13:46,355 --> 00:13:48,153
- Excuse me.
- Girl, stop.
356
00:13:50,406 --> 00:13:51,490
Danny?
357
00:13:52,240 --> 00:13:53,257
Oh.
358
00:13:53,753 --> 00:13:54,840
Miss Banks,
359
00:13:54,841 --> 00:13:56,764
I didn't see you behind this pillow.
360
00:13:58,065 --> 00:14:00,656
So, Tuck-Tuck, you bag the cougar?
361
00:14:02,455 --> 00:14:03,494
Hi, Bonnie.
362
00:14:04,213 --> 00:14:05,347
Valerie!
363
00:14:06,087 --> 00:14:07,887
Hi. Hey.
364
00:14:08,198 --> 00:14:11,774
Hey, did you see a giant
cougar run past here?
365
00:14:13,546 --> 00:14:16,032
'Cause one just escaped from the zoo...
366
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,415
And we're trying to bag it.
367
00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,131
Well, I guess I've been played.
368
00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:27,493
You people are something else.
369
00:14:27,494 --> 00:14:29,509
You know, I've always heard
that you were unethical,
370
00:14:29,847 --> 00:14:32,596
but congratulations,
you've outdone yourself.
371
00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:34,724
Don't worry, Danny.
372
00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:35,985
I won't be trading you.
373
00:14:35,986 --> 00:14:37,643
Really? Thank God.
374
00:14:37,644 --> 00:14:39,447
I'll be cutting you from the team.
375
00:14:40,216 --> 00:14:42,514
In fact, if I have anything to do with it,
376
00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:44,777
you will never play
another game in the NHL.
377
00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:51,947
Damn it if she don't
look good walking away.
378
00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:56,929
So... this is nice.
379
00:14:57,776 --> 00:14:59,075
Isn't this nice?
380
00:14:59,779 --> 00:15:01,455
I know I'm enjoying myself.
381
00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:03,462
Yes, lovely, isn't it?
382
00:15:03,463 --> 00:15:06,868
In fact, I think my new
favorite pre-dinner entertainment
383
00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,780
is finding my girlfriend naked in the loo
384
00:15:08,781 --> 00:15:09,815
with her ex-boyfriend.
385
00:15:11,383 --> 00:15:13,189
Phillip, please. I explained this to you.
386
00:15:13,190 --> 00:15:14,796
And she wasn't naked.
387
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,134
She had her bra on.
388
00:15:17,889 --> 00:15:20,139
I'm sorry. I stand corrected.
389
00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:21,794
Once again, I am the idiot
390
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,532
and you are right.
391
00:15:23,533 --> 00:15:25,028
Hey, don't be mad at Ben.
392
00:15:25,029 --> 00:15:26,814
He was just trying to help.
393
00:15:26,815 --> 00:15:28,578
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
394
00:15:28,579 --> 00:15:30,049
And you need to believe her.
395
00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:32,307
Okay? You don't want to mess this thing up.
396
00:15:32,308 --> 00:15:33,435
Trust me, I did,
397
00:15:33,436 --> 00:15:34,753
and I've never regretted anything so much
398
00:15:34,754 --> 00:15:36,068
in my entire life.
399
00:15:36,778 --> 00:15:38,208
Is that true?
400
00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,607
It's so true.
401
00:15:40,308 --> 00:15:42,221
But you don't still feel that way, do you?
402
00:15:42,222 --> 00:15:43,784
Yeah, of course I do.
403
00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,736
I mean, sure I joke about us all the time,
404
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:47,771
but I never got over what happened.
405
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,078
It was all my fault.
406
00:15:49,079 --> 00:15:51,054
No no no. We both messed up.
407
00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:53,589
I still regret how I handled things.
408
00:15:53,590 --> 00:15:54,550
- You do?
- Yeah.
409
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,792
We both said and did a lot of stupid stuff,
410
00:15:57,793 --> 00:16:00,519
but I never meant to hurt you.
411
00:16:00,520 --> 00:16:02,127
And I never meant to hurt you.
412
00:16:03,404 --> 00:16:04,916
I'm so sorry.
413
00:16:04,917 --> 00:16:06,287
Yeah, me too.
414
00:16:18,772 --> 00:16:20,377
So, should we start with some appetizers?
415
00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,360
The crab cakes here are amazing.
416
00:16:22,810 --> 00:16:24,451
Mmm. Appeys.
417
00:16:26,874 --> 00:16:29,431
Gary, this is your last
chance for the trade.
418
00:16:29,835 --> 00:16:33,537
No, I swear I will
never ever call you back.
419
00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:34,642
(Knocking on door)
420
00:16:35,431 --> 00:16:37,960
(Sighs) I will call you right back.
421
00:16:39,718 --> 00:16:41,051
We need to talk.
422
00:16:41,052 --> 00:16:42,309
Actually, you need to leave.
423
00:16:42,310 --> 00:16:45,294
And on your way out,
fire whoever let you in.
424
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,203
Okay, what we did was wrong,
425
00:16:47,204 --> 00:16:49,108
but you can't take it out on Danny.
426
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:51,052
He had nothing to do with it.
427
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:53,686
He is a talented player
that any team in the league
428
00:16:53,687 --> 00:16:55,311
would be happy to have.
429
00:16:55,312 --> 00:16:56,913
I actually agree with you.
430
00:16:57,385 --> 00:16:59,032
He's not my problem.
431
00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:00,723
His management is.
432
00:17:01,325 --> 00:17:02,773
I'm his management.
433
00:17:06,152 --> 00:17:07,182
Look.
434
00:17:07,183 --> 00:17:08,594
You may not like me,
435
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,316
but I have been managing his career
436
00:17:10,317 --> 00:17:12,584
since he was six and
played in that men's league.
437
00:17:13,769 --> 00:17:17,433
I made sure that he had the
best equipment money could buy.
438
00:17:17,434 --> 00:17:19,545
So I said good-bye to new boobs.
439
00:17:21,752 --> 00:17:24,546
I got up every morning at 4:30 to make sure
440
00:17:24,547 --> 00:17:26,975
that he had three hot
breakfasts before practice.
441
00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:29,746
Danny and I are team Wheeler,
442
00:17:29,747 --> 00:17:31,695
and nothing can come between us.
443
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:38,106
Well, then I guess team Wheeler
needs to find a new team.
444
00:17:41,059 --> 00:17:43,199
And please tell Tucker to
quit texting me, thank you.
445
00:17:46,182 --> 00:17:47,812
What am I gonna do?
446
00:17:47,813 --> 00:17:49,422
I mean, I'm too tall to be an astronaut,
447
00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,663
and too afraid of horses to be a cowboy.
448
00:17:53,693 --> 00:17:55,301
What about me?
449
00:17:55,302 --> 00:17:57,536
I sent a very private picture to Valerie,
450
00:17:57,537 --> 00:17:59,793
and I think it went to my mom instead.
451
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,239
Oh, what happened?
452
00:18:03,575 --> 00:18:04,832
You were in there forever.
453
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,775
All good. Mm-hmm.
454
00:18:06,776 --> 00:18:08,952
Yeah, it was pretty touch-and-go
there for a little while,
455
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:12,373
but she did not know
who she was dealing with.
456
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:13,435
All right?
457
00:18:13,436 --> 00:18:15,553
I made her see what an
asset you are to this team
458
00:18:15,554 --> 00:18:17,912
and that they would be nothing without you.
459
00:18:17,913 --> 00:18:20,312
Oh my God, thank you.
460
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,255
So the deal's done?
461
00:18:22,256 --> 00:18:23,383
Almost.
462
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,010
But I think I'm gonna let somebody else
463
00:18:26,011 --> 00:18:27,597
iron out the details.
464
00:18:27,598 --> 00:18:28,705
What are you talking about?
465
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:31,123
I'm talking about me. I need a break.
466
00:18:31,553 --> 00:18:33,859
Honey, you are a great hockey player,
467
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:36,387
and I've been lucky enough
to have gone on this ride.
468
00:18:36,388 --> 00:18:38,770
But I think it's time I got off.
469
00:18:39,489 --> 00:18:41,799
Wait, you're not gonna
be my manager anymore?
470
00:18:42,498 --> 00:18:43,980
But I can't do this without you.
471
00:18:44,316 --> 00:18:46,054
Oh, yes you can, Danny.
472
00:18:46,661 --> 00:18:48,086
You need to grow up...
473
00:18:48,087 --> 00:18:50,908
And I need to let you do it.
474
00:18:51,437 --> 00:18:53,174
What about team Wheeler?
475
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,144
I will always be on your team.
476
00:18:56,913 --> 00:18:58,625
I'm your mother.
477
00:19:01,644 --> 00:19:02,741
(Sighs)
478
00:19:04,124 --> 00:19:07,318
Well, how about we go get
some victory libations.
479
00:19:07,319 --> 00:19:08,717
Ah, word of the day?
480
00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:09,763
Nope.
481
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:11,085
I actually knew that one.
482
00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:13,144
You did? Danny, good for you.
483
00:19:27,371 --> 00:19:28,620
Well, here we are again.
484
00:19:29,312 --> 00:19:30,289
You trying to convince me
485
00:19:30,290 --> 00:19:31,929
that there's nothing between you and Ben.
486
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,207
There isn't.
487
00:19:33,208 --> 00:19:35,338
And I promise from this moment forward
488
00:19:35,339 --> 00:19:37,761
to be completely open and honest with you.
489
00:19:38,462 --> 00:19:41,200
Then I suppose I only have one question.
490
00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:43,100
Do you or do you not
491
00:19:43,101 --> 00:19:44,725
still have feelings for Ben?
492
00:19:46,901 --> 00:19:48,577
And I think I've got my answer.
493
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,793
No, wait. Wait wait wait.
494
00:19:49,794 --> 00:19:50,946
Wait wait.
495
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:53,404
Yes, I will always care for him.
496
00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,714
I would be lying if I didn't admit that,
497
00:19:55,715 --> 00:19:57,622
but I don't want to be with him.
498
00:20:00,027 --> 00:20:01,656
I want to be with you.
499
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,860
I wish that was enough for me.
500
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:08,943
But it's not.
501
00:20:10,206 --> 00:20:13,288
Riley, you are an amazing girl,
502
00:20:13,289 --> 00:20:14,566
and if he ever does get you back,
503
00:20:14,567 --> 00:20:16,000
he is a lucky man.
504
00:20:18,314 --> 00:20:19,500
I'm sorry, Riley.
505
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:22,696
Yeah, me too.
506
00:20:26,836 --> 00:20:28,967
See? Make-up hug.
507
00:20:28,968 --> 00:20:30,129
It's all good.
508
00:20:40,324 --> 00:20:41,667
(Chuckles)
509
00:20:41,668 --> 00:20:42,589
Huh?
510
00:20:42,952 --> 00:20:45,595
Okay, Emma. Don't judge me.
511
00:20:45,596 --> 00:20:47,338
Where was the last place you saw my phone?
512
00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:49,359
Knock knock.
513
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,167
I'm guessing that someone
is looking for this?
514
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:54,955
Oh my God, Riley, thank
you. You're a lifesaver.
515
00:20:54,956 --> 00:20:56,387
I don't know what I'd do without you.
516
00:20:56,388 --> 00:20:57,670
Oh, you'd figure it out.
517
00:20:57,671 --> 00:20:59,234
People are doing it all over town.
518
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,120
Yeah.
519
00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:02,612
Look, I'm really sorry about Phillip.
520
00:21:02,613 --> 00:21:03,976
- No, you're not.
- I know.
521
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,525
It just seemed like the right thing to say.
522
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,559
It was.
523
00:21:10,689 --> 00:21:12,032
I'll see you later, Ben.
524
00:21:14,394 --> 00:21:15,477
(Door closes)
525
00:21:15,478 --> 00:21:17,171
She so likes me.
526
00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:21,771
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