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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:23,251 C'mon, you can do it, Alex. You can do it. 2 00:00:28,376 --> 00:00:29,168 Eva, 3 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:34,100 we're made for each other. 4 00:00:34,126 --> 00:00:37,876 This may sound weird to you, especially... 5 00:00:38,376 --> 00:00:42,126 after not having talked to you all summer. 6 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:46,459 I've been watching you and watching myself, 7 00:00:46,626 --> 00:00:48,626 well, 8 00:00:48,793 --> 00:00:52,543 more watching you, because I know myself, right? 9 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,543 But if you'll let me, I can offer you a plan 10 00:00:56,709 --> 00:00:58,334 you can't refuse. 11 00:01:01,334 --> 00:01:02,834 Why don't we go out together? 12 00:01:06,334 --> 00:01:10,918 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND, 2005 13 00:01:18,793 --> 00:01:22,459 Jesus! Look at James Bond! 14 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:25,100 He's got a license to do whatever he wants with me. 15 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:26,334 - Oh, Tati! -Tati... 16 00:01:26,501 --> 00:01:30,626 You and your evil minds, I'm just talking about sex. 17 00:01:32,168 --> 00:01:34,876 - I like Alex. -Oh, girl! No, no! 18 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:38,334 - Seriously? -He puts his name on everything. 19 00:01:38,459 --> 00:01:41,626 On his books: "Property of Alejandro Fernéndez". 20 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:44,334 On his clothes: "Property of Alejandro Fernéndez". 21 00:01:44,459 --> 00:01:47,430 On his balls: "Property of Alejandro Fernéndez". 22 00:01:47,251 --> 00:01:49,709 There's no name there, 'cause no one uses them. 23 00:01:49,876 --> 00:01:52,584 And if you like, we can get married. 24 00:01:52,793 --> 00:01:54,126 He's organized. 25 00:01:54,334 --> 00:01:57,334 No, organized, no, he's obsessive. 26 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:59,100 He's "Mr. Plans"! 27 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:02,543 And we can have kids, 28 00:02:02,709 --> 00:02:05,459 get old together, 29 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,834 which with medical advances 30 00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,293 could be a long time. 31 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,543 C'mon, Alex, now or never. Now or never. 32 00:03:16,543 --> 00:03:18,376 Hi! honey! 33 00:03:19,100 --> 00:03:21,834 I missed you! 34 00:03:22,793 --> 00:03:24,459 What? Mission accomplished. 35 00:03:25,126 --> 00:03:26,251 Is he your boyfriend? 36 00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:28,584 Hello. 37 00:03:28,751 --> 00:03:31,251 - Is that nice? - Yeah. 38 00:03:31,376 --> 00:03:33,709 - Yeah? I'll have some, okay? - Okay. 39 00:03:35,376 --> 00:03:37,543 I'd better leave it here. 40 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:38,543 - Hold on. -Sorry. 41 00:03:38,709 --> 00:03:41,459 No, don't worry. It's fine. 42 00:03:42,543 --> 00:03:43,918 It's fine. 43 00:03:46,418 --> 00:03:50,293 Look at you, we leave tomorrow and it's all folded already. 44 00:04:00,100 --> 00:04:01,459 We have to talk, even if... 45 00:04:02,668 --> 00:04:05,876 I don't remember a thing in the morning. 46 00:04:09,168 --> 00:04:11,334 Talk about what? 47 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:14,918 Politics, society, 48 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:19,100 whale migration... I don't know what to talk about. 49 00:04:21,334 --> 00:04:22,709 Alex... 50 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:32,430 No! Seriously? Really? 51 00:04:33,251 --> 00:04:35,251 You put names on everything? 52 00:04:35,376 --> 00:04:36,626 It's normal. 53 00:04:37,959 --> 00:04:40,126 I haven't told anyone this. 54 00:04:40,334 --> 00:04:42,334 Well, my girl friends, yes, but... 55 00:04:45,876 --> 00:04:46,501 You... 56 00:04:49,418 --> 00:04:50,668 ...are very cute. 57 00:04:59,126 --> 00:05:00,376 Got it? 58 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,430 Okay? 59 00:05:04,251 --> 00:05:05,168 Eva, 60 00:05:06,959 --> 00:05:08,876 I have something to tell you too. 61 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:10,126 Really? 62 00:05:14,834 --> 00:05:17,100 Look, it turns out that... 63 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:18,793 What? 64 00:05:19,168 --> 00:05:22,751 I think that since... I was looking at you and... 65 00:05:23,834 --> 00:05:24,876 at myself... 66 00:05:25,584 --> 00:05:27,501 - I've got a plan. -A plan? 67 00:05:28,626 --> 00:05:31,793 Right then, I I'd like to... 68 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:35,751 I don't know if you, maybe... 69 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:39,418 we could go out together. 70 00:05:44,876 --> 00:05:46,430 Eva? 71 00:05:49,501 --> 00:05:50,168 Eva. 72 00:06:10,543 --> 00:06:11,959 Eva's brain. 73 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:19,376 Eva's brain, I know you can hear me, 74 00:06:19,543 --> 00:06:23,334 because I've done some research into neurons. 75 00:06:24,959 --> 00:06:27,793 Send this message to your owner, please. 76 00:06:31,126 --> 00:06:32,793 "You're really cute too. 77 00:06:33,751 --> 00:06:36,430 Signed, Alex". 78 00:06:45,876 --> 00:06:49,840 Eva's brain, don't forget the message. 79 00:06:59,430 --> 00:07:01,668 You never told me about the brain message. 80 00:07:01,834 --> 00:07:03,834 If I had, you might not be marrying me. 81 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:06,251 I read it in a science magazine. 82 00:07:06,376 --> 00:07:07,959 But now there's no going back. 83 00:07:08,376 --> 00:07:09,126 Okay. 84 00:07:09,334 --> 00:07:10,126 Go,guys- 85 00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:13,501 Let's start again. Signs up! 86 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,459 What does this wedding mean to you? 87 00:07:19,626 --> 00:07:23,430 THE BRIDE AND GROOM 88 00:07:23,376 --> 00:07:25,293 - Go, Mom, we're filming. -Back up, Irene, 89 00:07:25,418 --> 00:07:27,876 -you'll get my "bar codes". -My girl! 90 00:07:28,430 --> 00:07:29,668 - Hi, Dad. -Are you filming? 91 00:07:29,834 --> 00:07:32,876 My son's found a wonderful girl: Eva. 92 00:07:33,100 --> 00:07:34,709 Wonderful, wonderful. 93 00:07:34,876 --> 00:07:36,251 - Dad! -Yes. 94 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:38,876 Sorry. 95 00:07:44,100 --> 00:07:45,418 This wedding's bloody great. 96 00:07:46,584 --> 00:07:47,876 Can I say "bloody"? 97 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,876 You're the father of the bride. Say what you like. 98 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:52,959 Now? Are we set? Okay. What did I have to say? 99 00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:55,918 Wait... Oh, yes. They met in Castle Combe. 100 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:58,626 We went there one summer to learn English, Eva, "Six" and I. 101 00:07:58,793 --> 00:08:02,959 I didn't learn a thing, but Eva did. And... bam! 102 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:07,543 Anything, but in 20 minutes. We have to stick to the plan. 103 00:08:07,793 --> 00:08:09,918 At 12.30 we have her final dress try-on 104 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:12,126 and at 1.30, the travel agency. 105 00:08:12,334 --> 00:08:16,459 The Pelayo girl, the Martinez Gonzélez girl... 106 00:08:16,834 --> 00:08:20,100 - No, he has to marry... -Cut! 107 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,376 Marriage is the precursor to great disappointment. 108 00:08:22,543 --> 00:08:24,626 My disappointment lasted 5 years. 109 00:08:24,793 --> 00:08:27,126 Don't say that on tape, it's nasty. 110 00:08:27,668 --> 00:08:28,709 Oh, the sign! 111 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:32,543 I'm Tatiana, Eva's cousin, then there's "Six"... 112 00:08:32,751 --> 00:08:33,751 II Six"! 113 00:08:33,918 --> 00:08:35,100 ...this girl here. 114 00:08:35,168 --> 00:08:37,959 My buddy's cool wedding! 115 00:08:38,840 --> 00:08:39,376 Translate. 116 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:41,709 My buddy's cool wedding! 117 00:08:42,793 --> 00:08:44,834 Malaga Cathedral, 118 00:08:45,100 --> 00:08:47,584 -the Church of el Carmen, 119 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:50,376 - Yes! -the basilica of St. Jerome. 120 00:08:50,543 --> 00:08:52,459 No! 121 00:08:52,626 --> 00:08:56,668 They're marrying in a house in some horrid English village. 122 00:08:56,834 --> 00:08:58,918 And why? Let me tell them. 123 00:08:59,430 --> 00:09:00,876 Because they met there. 124 00:09:01,100 --> 00:09:04,126 Alex, above all, lots of communication, 125 00:09:04,334 --> 00:09:08,459 -talking works things out. -And a lot of patience. 126 00:09:08,626 --> 00:09:11,501 And, above all, don't feel intim... 127 00:09:11,668 --> 00:09:14,100 -...intimidated. -Never. 128 00:09:15,168 --> 00:09:17,584 I'm the groom's sister, Irene. 129 00:09:18,251 --> 00:09:20,168 - What are you doing? -The bride's cousin! 130 00:09:20,334 --> 00:09:21,430 Get off! 131 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:24,668 Something's come up. 132 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:27,418 See? He makes a mountain out of a molehill, 133 00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:29,334 but I love him anyway. 134 00:09:29,459 --> 00:09:31,876 It's the wedding dress, 135 00:09:32,430 --> 00:09:34,100 it won't arrive until Friday. 136 00:09:40,334 --> 00:09:42,459 Until Friday. 137 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,100 NOW 138 00:09:47,168 --> 00:09:48,876 OR 139 00:09:49,100 --> 00:09:50,709 NEVER 140 00:10:20,668 --> 00:10:23,459 Look out, this is delicate. 141 00:10:23,626 --> 00:10:26,430 "Guernica" is delicate, that's a wedding dress. 142 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,543 Besides, those bags are tough as tanks. 143 00:10:29,793 --> 00:10:30,459 Damn! 144 00:10:32,418 --> 00:10:34,501 - Fermin, you dented it. -Sorry. 145 00:10:36,376 --> 00:10:37,876 Look, here we are, Dad. 146 00:10:38,100 --> 00:10:40,376 5 minutes before the set time. 147 00:10:40,543 --> 00:10:41,668 Well done, son. 148 00:10:41,876 --> 00:10:45,126 I just hope people are punctual and stick to... 149 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:46,459 ...the plan. 150 00:10:56,918 --> 00:10:58,126 Have a good trip. 151 00:10:58,334 --> 00:11:00,376 - Thanks. -Thanks a lot. 152 00:11:03,100 --> 00:11:04,834 Where are we meeting? 153 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,459 Terminal 1. 154 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:11,918 Look, this is Terminal 2. 155 00:11:14,584 --> 00:11:16,293 We're going to have to hurry. 156 00:11:16,418 --> 00:11:17,543 Come on. 157 00:11:19,751 --> 00:11:23,334 - Let's go, we're going. -Let's move. 158 00:11:23,501 --> 00:11:24,626 Let's go. 159 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:28,251 Lickety-split. 160 00:11:28,376 --> 00:11:30,251 C'mon, hurry up. 161 00:11:33,751 --> 00:11:35,293 Let's go, let's go! 162 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,459 Look who's here! 163 00:11:38,626 --> 00:11:40,709 The fathers of the bride and groom! 164 00:11:40,876 --> 00:11:43,334 - I have to film this. -Always with the camera. 165 00:11:43,459 --> 00:11:44,918 Look... 166 00:11:45,430 --> 00:11:50,100 I'm at the airport, and who do I have here? 167 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:53,334 - None other than the groom! -Yeah! 168 00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:56,840 Stress him out! Take some photos! 169 00:11:56,376 --> 00:11:57,430 Go! 170 00:11:57,668 --> 00:12:00,100 The bride and groom! 171 00:12:01,584 --> 00:12:04,126 Did you bring your passports? 172 00:12:04,334 --> 00:12:05,709 I'm recording! Go! 173 00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:10,100 The groom, my fave, deserves a Mexican wave! 174 00:12:11,668 --> 00:12:13,501 Let's check in, look at the time. 175 00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:16,459 I want to get a group photo! 176 00:12:16,668 --> 00:12:20,376 I created a Facebook event called "English Wedding Shambles" 177 00:12:20,709 --> 00:12:23,793 and I want a photo. Please, brother, look at me. 178 00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,793 A quick photo! Out of the way! 179 00:12:28,100 --> 00:12:28,959 A Photo! 180 00:12:29,126 --> 00:12:29,918 Let's 181 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:32,584 24 HOURS TO THE WEDDING 182 00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,293 CASTLE COMBE, ENGLAND 183 00:12:44,751 --> 00:12:48,418 Like it? Just like me and Alex. 184 00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,668 Yes, that's how they make those dolls in China, 185 00:12:51,834 --> 00:12:53,918 the spitting image of you two. 186 00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:57,751 Can you act like a sister who loves and supports me, 187 00:12:57,918 --> 00:12:59,668 instead of a grump? 188 00:12:59,834 --> 00:13:01,126 I'll try, 189 00:13:01,334 --> 00:13:03,959 but being divorced and cheated on doesn't help much. 190 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,126 Sure. 191 00:13:08,418 --> 00:13:09,918 Eva, where do I put this? 192 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:12,709 Why don't you give it to the professionals? 193 00:13:16,430 --> 00:13:18,376 - Professional slackers. -"Six", please... 194 00:13:18,543 --> 00:13:21,334 I'm just trying to help. They won't let me do anything. 195 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:24,501 Okay, take this to the tables. Where's Tatiana? 196 00:13:33,584 --> 00:13:34,293 What? 197 00:13:35,918 --> 00:13:39,840 That wedding singer you got... 198 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:43,376 Hats off! He's got this huge... 199 00:13:44,751 --> 00:13:45,626 microphone. 200 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,626 - Microphone, okay. -We like him. 201 00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:51,334 Yes, but don't shag anyone else, or Caritina will... 202 00:13:51,501 --> 00:13:52,834 - Eva, sweetie! -Hi. 203 00:13:53,376 --> 00:13:56,126 Caritina, how does it look? 204 00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:58,626 Bad,bad. 205 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:01,959 But, of course, a wedding in winter in soggy Britain... 206 00:14:03,293 --> 00:14:04,293 Of course. 207 00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:07,626 I just ordered the flowers to be changed. 208 00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:11,751 Why daisies, Eva? They're so common! 209 00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,100 Alejandro has never seen daisies in the house. 210 00:14:14,168 --> 00:14:16,751 In parks and gardens, yes, but not at home. 211 00:14:16,918 --> 00:14:19,418 The cake's from last year's catalogue, 212 00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:23,126 and it was passé even then. A drink so soon? 213 00:14:24,334 --> 00:14:26,543 And the altar can't be round, 214 00:14:26,709 --> 00:14:28,751 it has to be frontal, as always. 215 00:14:28,959 --> 00:14:30,668 - And why's that? -Sweetie, 216 00:14:30,834 --> 00:14:34,334 changing it is essential, I needn't tell you. 217 00:14:35,430 --> 00:14:37,501 6 or 7, 6 or 7. No, not that one. 218 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:40,834 She hates me, but Alex is worth it. 219 00:14:42,668 --> 00:14:44,626 Yes, all grooms are worth it, 220 00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,840 until they become husbands. 221 00:14:47,293 --> 00:14:49,126 We're off to London! 222 00:14:50,709 --> 00:14:53,793 I've never travelled before. 223 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,751 It's Eva. I'll be right back. 224 00:14:56,168 --> 00:14:56,834 Hi. 225 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:59,959 - Are you worth it? - Sure I am! 226 00:15:00,126 --> 00:15:03,543 I waited for the dress. I'm a real catch. 227 00:15:04,501 --> 00:15:06,459 Alex is a catch, I'll have you know. 228 00:15:07,293 --> 00:15:08,918 You don't regret it? 229 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,376 Mostly because we're already at the airport. 230 00:15:11,543 --> 00:15:14,126 I want to see you. When are you coming? 231 00:15:14,459 --> 00:15:17,100 When? When? 232 00:15:17,168 --> 00:15:19,501 In 4 hours and 46 minutes... 233 00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:22,876 In 4 hours and 45 minutes I'll be on your back. 234 00:15:23,430 --> 00:15:26,334 By the way, how is it with my mother? 235 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:30,251 Fine, earning the affection of the English workers. 236 00:15:30,418 --> 00:15:33,100 I promise I'll do all I can to prevent her 237 00:15:33,168 --> 00:15:35,709 from coming on the honeymoon. 238 00:15:36,959 --> 00:15:37,918 Alex... 239 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:39,543 Can you imagine that? 240 00:15:45,168 --> 00:15:45,918 Alex? 241 00:15:46,584 --> 00:15:49,418 I'll call you right back, okay? 242 00:15:50,543 --> 00:15:52,501 Okay. 243 00:15:52,668 --> 00:15:55,459 - Excuse me, what's happened? -All the flights are cancelled. 244 00:15:55,626 --> 00:15:56,459 What? 245 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,668 Dad. 246 00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,251 Go and ask, Alex. 247 00:16:05,376 --> 00:16:07,751 - We're going to a wedding. -Relax. 248 00:16:07,959 --> 00:16:09,876 Look what it says. 249 00:16:10,430 --> 00:16:11,168 CANCELLED 250 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:13,168 Oh, please! 251 00:16:22,876 --> 00:16:26,543 No, no, it can't be cancelled, we all bought our tickets. 252 00:16:27,668 --> 00:16:29,793 But it's all planned. We can't cancel it. 253 00:16:29,959 --> 00:16:33,626 They won't say anything here. Let's go to Information. 254 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,876 This kid's more lost than we are. 255 00:16:36,430 --> 00:16:38,126 - He's got no idea. -Let's go. 256 00:16:38,334 --> 00:16:40,834 - Really! -Come on. 257 00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:51,459 I know, but I have no idea what's going on. 258 00:16:51,668 --> 00:16:53,293 Excuse me, miss, 259 00:16:53,418 --> 00:16:57,100 no disrespect, but what sort of shit information do you give here? 260 00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:59,876 Shit...? Exactly, where the bathrooms are and such. 261 00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:03,100 So you had no warning of this, nor do you have a Plan B. 262 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:06,334 You should go to the airline you're flying with. 263 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,501 Thanks a lot. 264 00:17:07,668 --> 00:17:10,430 Dad, with an Excel, this wouldn't have happened. 265 00:17:11,293 --> 00:17:13,459 Follow me, please. 266 00:17:17,751 --> 00:17:20,126 How did these people get here so fast? 267 00:17:20,334 --> 00:17:23,840 - Dad, this will take forever. - I'll explain it... 268 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:25,876 Relax, I'll jump the queue and find out. 269 00:17:26,430 --> 00:17:28,793 Yes, jump the queue. 270 00:17:28,959 --> 00:17:31,418 - Out of the way. -Say I'm getting married! 271 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,876 - How rude! -Tell her... 272 00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,876 she's the woman of my life. 273 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,168 - Of course she is. -They're getting married, lady. 274 00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:44,251 Go. 275 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:45,584 Thank you. 276 00:17:46,430 --> 00:17:49,418 We're told that the cancellation of the flights 277 00:17:49,584 --> 00:17:52,251 is due to a strike by air traffic controllers. 278 00:17:52,376 --> 00:17:54,126 Any complaints go to 279 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:57,834 - AENA customer service. -Where's that? 280 00:17:58,793 --> 00:18:00,918 - On the upper floor. -Upper is upstairs. 281 00:18:01,418 --> 00:18:03,100 - Let's go. -C'mon, upstairs. 282 00:18:03,459 --> 00:18:04,918 I don't fancy walking. 283 00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:08,459 This is a joke: up and down... Please! 284 00:18:16,126 --> 00:18:19,501 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 285 00:18:19,668 --> 00:18:22,918 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 286 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:26,430 Air traffic controllers are thieves! 287 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,918 You'll see how this ends up, Santiago, 288 00:18:29,430 --> 00:18:31,430 because what starts out wrong... 289 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:35,459 I don't get why this is happening to me now. 290 00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:38,584 Come on, son, be positive. 291 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,334 We'll laugh about this one day. 292 00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:43,376 We regret this situation. 293 00:18:44,709 --> 00:18:47,876 We don't know when normality will be re-established. 294 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,543 All flights from Spanish airports have been cancelled. 295 00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,751 No flights are leaving Spain. 296 00:18:54,918 --> 00:18:57,334 Indefinite strike, 297 00:18:57,501 --> 00:18:59,126 in-def-in-ite. 298 00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:05,501 My colleagues will hand out 299 00:19:05,668 --> 00:19:09,293 complaint forms to anyone who requires them. 300 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:25,626 I'm so wound up... 301 00:19:25,834 --> 00:19:28,430 - What do we do? - Yes. What do we do? 302 00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,793 We have to do something. 303 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,334 Set fire to the airport. 304 00:19:31,501 --> 00:19:34,626 There's no choice. It's not going to get any better. 305 00:19:34,793 --> 00:19:37,100 This is outrageous, they treat us like scum. 306 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:40,876 - Like trash. - Like sheep. 307 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,626 - Like sheep! - Listen to me. 308 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,668 Listen, please! I've got the solution! 309 00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:48,918 Hold on, listen to her alternative. 310 00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,293 We put the wedding back one day. 311 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:55,334 Alex: Fermin, Dad and you take Dad's car to Marseilles. 312 00:19:55,459 --> 00:19:58,334 I just reserved the last three tickets left for London. 313 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,293 What about us? I'm not missing my nephew's wedding. 314 00:20:01,418 --> 00:20:04,959 And I'm not missing my cousin's wedding. 315 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,959 Relax, Mr. Anti-System. 316 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:12,126 I just hired a bus. We're going by bus. 317 00:20:12,334 --> 00:20:14,251 It'll take quite a few hours, but... 318 00:20:14,376 --> 00:20:18,334 by midday Sunday we'll be there, and the wedding in the afternoon. 319 00:20:18,459 --> 00:20:21,709 It's better to delay the wedding than cancel it, right? 320 00:20:21,876 --> 00:20:22,876 Well... 321 00:20:23,376 --> 00:20:25,126 What do you think? 322 00:20:28,668 --> 00:20:30,840 I think... 323 00:20:31,376 --> 00:20:32,668 it's a great plan. 324 00:20:34,430 --> 00:20:35,459 It is a great plan, isn't it? 325 00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:39,834 Yes, I can see it, the wedding is on. 326 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:41,430 I'm getting married! 327 00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:42,793 I'm getting married! 328 00:20:46,543 --> 00:20:48,751 Bravo! The wedding is on! 329 00:20:58,100 --> 00:20:59,501 Don't ask me... 330 00:21:00,584 --> 00:21:03,251 Daisies are for pigs. 331 00:21:03,918 --> 00:21:05,430 - Hello. -Hi. 332 00:21:05,251 --> 00:21:07,376 So, are you boarding? 333 00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:08,834 Well, more or less. 334 00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:12,543 More less than more. I haven't... 335 00:21:12,709 --> 00:21:15,834 ...boarded. Nor has anyone else. 336 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,543 There's a... You're going to laugh. 337 00:21:18,709 --> 00:21:22,100 It's an air traffic controllers strike, no one's leaving Spain. 338 00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:26,430 Alex, I know you're joking. 339 00:21:26,293 --> 00:21:28,751 It's no joke. It's Murphy's law, 340 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:30,376 it's caught up with us. 341 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:34,876 No... Alex, no, no... 342 00:21:35,430 --> 00:21:36,876 What do we do? Cancel the wedding? 343 00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:38,334 No, no, Eva, 344 00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:39,918 no one's cancelling anything. 345 00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:42,751 Aren't I Mr. Plans? Well, we've got one. 346 00:21:42,918 --> 00:21:46,100 My dad, your dad and I are taking my dad's car 347 00:21:46,126 --> 00:21:48,293 -and going to Marseilles. -Marseilles? 348 00:21:48,459 --> 00:21:49,918 We'll fly to London from there. 349 00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:53,430 My sister's hired a bus for everyone else. 350 00:21:53,251 --> 00:21:54,876 They'll make it. 351 00:21:55,100 --> 00:21:57,840 Just one thing, nothing really... 352 00:21:57,293 --> 00:21:59,459 The wedding has to be postponed for one day. 353 00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:02,126 Well, if... 354 00:22:02,334 --> 00:22:04,709 it has to be postponed one day... 355 00:22:04,959 --> 00:22:08,100 Eva, we either grab the reins of the situation 356 00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:11,459 or the situation will grab us by... the reins. 357 00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:15,126 - What's that mean'? -It sounded better in my head. 358 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,834 I'm going to marry you, that's what matters, 359 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,100 and no strike is stopping that, okay? 360 00:22:23,459 --> 00:22:24,126 Okay? 361 00:22:25,459 --> 00:22:28,834 You just get yourself here, I'll take care of everything. 362 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:30,751 Yes! That's the spirit! 363 00:22:30,918 --> 00:22:33,100 - That's my girl! -Damn! 364 00:22:34,543 --> 00:22:36,293 - I love you. -Hold on... 365 00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:38,168 I do love you. 366 00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:41,293 - That's great. -Ciao. 367 00:22:41,418 --> 00:22:42,793 Oh, Lord! 368 00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:47,376 What's he done to you? I knew it, he's got cold feet. 369 00:22:47,543 --> 00:22:49,709 No, it's not that. 370 00:22:49,876 --> 00:22:53,293 It's an air traffic controllers strike. 371 00:22:53,418 --> 00:22:56,840 He can't leave Spain, so we have to postpone for a day. 372 00:22:56,876 --> 00:22:58,168 But I don't know... 373 00:22:58,543 --> 00:23:01,751 how to tell these people to come back tomorrow, 374 00:23:01,918 --> 00:23:05,430 because they had their hopes up about this wedding 375 00:23:05,251 --> 00:23:08,418 and it'll break their hearts if something goes wrong. 376 00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:12,430 It's the most important day of their lives, now it's all askew. 377 00:23:12,251 --> 00:23:13,959 They don't care. 378 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:16,543 I don't think they do... 379 00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:19,959 She's talking about herself, not the workers. 380 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,459 Eva, come here. 381 00:23:26,959 --> 00:23:28,709 Come on. 382 00:23:28,876 --> 00:23:32,876 Take it easy, I'll get them to go away, okay? 383 00:23:33,793 --> 00:23:34,501 Come on. 384 00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:40,709 Alright... 385 00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:45,376 You, listen up. 386 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:48,430 The wedding's delayed. 387 00:23:48,293 --> 00:23:51,584 Tomorrow, no wedding, the next day, yes. 388 00:23:51,751 --> 00:23:54,168 So now, stop in the name of love. 389 00:23:56,293 --> 00:23:58,100 And tomorrow, maybe... 390 00:23:58,334 --> 00:24:00,376 ...the wedding going on. 391 00:24:03,251 --> 00:24:05,793 Oh, sod it! 392 00:24:06,100 --> 00:24:07,876 WEDDING DELAYED 393 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,959 Hello, we're in the year 3054. 394 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,251 Humanity has been wiped out, 395 00:24:29,376 --> 00:24:32,793 and only one brave bunch holds on with the one aim... 396 00:24:32,959 --> 00:24:34,668 Get to the Wedding Shambles! 397 00:24:37,334 --> 00:24:41,168 - The aunties are smoking! -It's not fair! 398 00:24:41,376 --> 00:24:43,793 This is a riot. 399 00:24:43,959 --> 00:24:47,100 I'm smoking and they can say what they like! 400 00:24:49,430 --> 00:24:51,751 I'd love to see your frantic face. 401 00:24:55,876 --> 00:24:57,751 - That's illegal! -Sorry, sorry. 402 00:24:57,918 --> 00:25:01,251 Fermin, you know there's a brake as well as an accelerator? 403 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:02,876 I'm used to driving a taxi. 404 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:05,918 Yes, it's about the flights cancelled in Barcelona. 405 00:25:06,430 --> 00:25:09,840 - A friend of mine had an Astra. - Yes, miss. 406 00:25:09,334 --> 00:25:12,334 He bought a Porsche and never phoned me again. 407 00:25:12,501 --> 00:25:15,430 Quiet, I claiming on the tickets. 408 00:25:15,251 --> 00:25:18,459 We've been spouting letters and numbers for two hours. 409 00:25:18,626 --> 00:25:20,334 It's like we're playing Battleship. 410 00:25:20,501 --> 00:25:22,751 The locator? Again? 411 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,100 - P... for Palencia. 412 00:25:25,168 --> 00:25:26,418 -...L... -"L" for León. 413 00:25:26,584 --> 00:25:27,876 For Seville. 414 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:29,709 - For "queer". 415 00:25:30,376 --> 00:25:31,626 -...13... -Good one! 416 00:25:31,793 --> 00:25:34,501 Miss, I've told you 30 times. Please! 417 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:37,543 No, 30's not the locator number! 418 00:25:37,751 --> 00:25:39,418 You sank my battleship! 419 00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:41,626 Miss, don't... 420 00:25:41,834 --> 00:25:45,840 They put on that Tina Turner song again! 421 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:50,668 Belén, pass me a couple of those. 422 00:25:51,668 --> 00:25:54,418 - Feeling better? -Yes, I just got a bit down. 423 00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:57,334 No, no, "down", no! What do you mean, "down"? 424 00:25:57,543 --> 00:26:01,126 Let's shake it up, girls! Are we partying tonight? 425 00:26:01,418 --> 00:26:03,126 Party! 426 00:26:03,334 --> 00:26:06,293 - I want to get married. -God, Eva, you're obsessed! 427 00:26:06,418 --> 00:26:09,834 We've been preparing the wedding for a week. We need some fun. 428 00:26:10,100 --> 00:26:12,840 - I need alcohol. -Sure. 429 00:26:12,293 --> 00:26:15,293 Whatever they had to do today, they can do tomorrow. 430 00:26:15,418 --> 00:26:17,793 So today is today and tomorrow... 431 00:26:17,959 --> 00:26:19,376 well, is tomorrow. 432 00:26:19,543 --> 00:26:23,543 Treat it as the hens night you didn't have. 433 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:27,751 I've had three hens nights, all three organized by you. 434 00:26:27,918 --> 00:26:30,709 Hats off to me. Were you bored at any of them? 435 00:26:30,918 --> 00:26:34,334 Are we partying English-style, or sitting here moping? 436 00:26:34,501 --> 00:26:36,430 You three go if you like. 437 00:26:36,251 --> 00:26:39,501 Eva, sweetie! It's an ill wind that blows no one any good. 438 00:26:39,876 --> 00:26:44,100 We're giving this wedding a touch of class and glamor. 439 00:26:44,376 --> 00:26:47,168 Out with the tacky, the gaudy and those dried flowers, 440 00:26:47,334 --> 00:26:50,840 and welcome the imperial lamps! 441 00:26:51,251 --> 00:26:53,751 - Wow, Caritina, that's nice. -Very pretty. 442 00:26:53,918 --> 00:26:57,168 Look: Alex, Eva. 443 00:26:58,293 --> 00:27:00,376 This is for 6... or 7. 444 00:27:01,668 --> 00:27:03,334 It's actually very easy. 445 00:27:03,459 --> 00:27:05,959 - This is for you, one for you... -Thanks. 446 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,501 -...and for you. -Eva, didn't we have to...? 447 00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:11,251 - Oh, yes! - We forgot. 448 00:27:11,418 --> 00:27:13,100 We're going to be late. 449 00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:14,168 Where are you...? 450 00:27:14,334 --> 00:27:16,709 - We haven't got time. -What do you have to do? 451 00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:19,293 - Caritina... -It's all done. 452 00:27:19,834 --> 00:27:20,459 But... 453 00:27:21,543 --> 00:27:24,168 ...the lamps won't paint themselves. 454 00:27:24,334 --> 00:27:26,168 I'm crazy in love with you... 455 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:29,959 We're cousins, by blood, 456 00:27:30,126 --> 00:27:33,430 not second cousins.. I said just "cousins" before. 457 00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:35,459 No, cousins by blood, 458 00:27:35,626 --> 00:27:37,959 through Caritina, the bride's mother. 459 00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:40,418 She pretends to be someone she's not. 460 00:27:40,668 --> 00:27:42,584 I tell her: "Girl, don't put on airs with me, 461 00:27:42,793 --> 00:27:44,959 I saw you in Almeria..." 462 00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:47,459 She had black snot 463 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:50,668 from the peppers in the country that had dirt on them. 464 00:27:50,834 --> 00:27:54,100 So she met this guy, my brother-in-law, 465 00:27:54,251 --> 00:27:55,459 and he's a dentist. 466 00:27:55,626 --> 00:27:59,168 "All your life picking peppers, girl, 467 00:27:59,376 --> 00:28:01,876 and now you stick your fingers in mouths? No way!". 468 00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:05,100 MARSEILLES 469 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:07,376 ...passengers for London... 470 00:28:07,543 --> 00:28:10,793 LONDON 471 00:28:10,959 --> 00:28:12,668 It's your daughter. I'll be right back. 472 00:28:15,918 --> 00:28:18,834 - Hiya, cutie. -Hi, how are you? 473 00:28:19,168 --> 00:28:20,626 - Are you alright? -Well, 474 00:28:20,793 --> 00:28:23,168 I got stressed out at first 475 00:28:23,376 --> 00:28:25,168 with the claims form. 476 00:28:25,376 --> 00:28:28,626 They put me onto a machine, and I can't talk to machines. 477 00:28:29,793 --> 00:28:32,840 - Poor boy. -I'm not as fine as you. 478 00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:34,459 What I wouldn't give for a pint right now. 479 00:28:34,626 --> 00:28:37,251 I'm not really keen on this, but... 480 00:28:37,376 --> 00:28:38,834 I felt kind of... 481 00:28:39,100 --> 00:28:39,709 obliged. 482 00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:42,334 Let me guess: my mother. 483 00:28:42,459 --> 00:28:45,543 Yes. And her imperial lamps. 484 00:28:45,793 --> 00:28:48,501 Look, let's do this, okay? 485 00:28:48,668 --> 00:28:50,918 You go with the girls 486 00:28:51,430 --> 00:28:53,834 and have some stiff drinks to our health, 487 00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:57,459 and forget about my mother, my father, 488 00:28:57,668 --> 00:28:59,293 and even me. 489 00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:02,334 One drink and I'm going home, there's lots to do tomorrow. 490 00:29:02,501 --> 00:29:04,543 Where's that wild 491 00:29:04,709 --> 00:29:07,376 and crazy Eva I met 10 years ago? 492 00:29:07,543 --> 00:29:11,543 - Where is she? -I don't know, maybe she's... 493 00:29:11,709 --> 00:29:14,126 looking for Alex the planner and calculator 494 00:29:14,334 --> 00:29:16,100 she fell in love with. 495 00:29:16,126 --> 00:29:18,793 I think that kid stayed in Castle Combe. 496 00:29:18,959 --> 00:29:20,668 He went there 10 years ago to study English. 497 00:29:20,834 --> 00:29:22,959 Really? If I find him, I'm shagging him. 498 00:29:24,334 --> 00:29:27,251 We're boarding now, okay? I'll get going. 499 00:29:27,376 --> 00:29:31,100 - Big kiss. I love you. -I love you too, loads. 500 00:29:31,876 --> 00:29:33,100 'Bye. 501 00:29:38,376 --> 00:29:39,793 Thank you. 502 00:29:53,100 --> 00:29:54,543 What's he saying? 503 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,459 He says that because of a mass of volcanic smoke, 504 00:29:57,626 --> 00:30:01,100 all the London airports are closed, 505 00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:02,709 so they're diverting it to Amsterdam. 506 00:30:08,668 --> 00:30:09,334 No! 507 00:30:09,876 --> 00:30:12,459 No,no,no! 508 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,251 - One. -Barcelona! 509 00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,418 I can't go to Amsterdam, I need to go to London! 510 00:30:23,584 --> 00:30:26,626 It's urgent, I'm getting married! 511 00:30:27,418 --> 00:30:30,834 A cloud? Go through it! I need to get to London! 512 00:30:33,293 --> 00:30:34,501 Two! 513 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,251 - Are you Spanish? -Yes! 514 00:30:38,376 --> 00:30:40,100 - I speak Spanish. -Oh, yeah? 515 00:30:40,126 --> 00:30:41,834 - I was there for three years. -Where? 516 00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:42,793 In Gijón. 517 00:30:43,918 --> 00:30:45,751 Another shot? On the house. 518 00:30:50,459 --> 00:30:53,334 I'll jump! I will! I'll jump and cause a scene! 519 00:30:56,543 --> 00:30:58,626 - Three! -Three! 520 00:31:00,100 --> 00:31:03,876 I want to go to London, not Amsterdam! 521 00:31:04,100 --> 00:31:05,834 Dad, tell them to let me go! 522 00:31:06,100 --> 00:31:08,840 I'll do a Kate Moss, miss! 523 00:31:08,293 --> 00:31:09,793 Four! 524 00:31:13,834 --> 00:31:17,100 Eva, I'm going, I'm really tired. 525 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:20,100 No, just kidding, you idiot! 526 00:31:20,168 --> 00:31:22,751 I'm jumping that singer's bones! 527 00:31:24,793 --> 00:31:27,126 These are my girls! 528 00:31:29,168 --> 00:31:30,834 Let go of me! 529 00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:32,793 Please, leave him alone! 530 00:31:50,626 --> 00:31:52,459 I'm staying with my buddy! 531 00:32:17,840 --> 00:32:19,168 I'm sticking around by myself! 532 00:32:36,459 --> 00:32:40,376 I missed the boat with English... and French, 533 00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,668 all of them. 534 00:33:02,918 --> 00:33:06,126 Bugger all, eh? They're crap. 535 00:33:06,334 --> 00:33:09,376 Nothing. Everyone's following that flight attendant. 536 00:33:09,543 --> 00:33:11,709 Get the bags, I'll get Alex. 537 00:33:12,418 --> 00:33:13,834 Are you alright, son? 538 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:17,459 Why are you smiling? 539 00:33:17,626 --> 00:33:18,959 I'm not smiling. 540 00:33:19,126 --> 00:33:19,918 Then what? 541 00:33:20,430 --> 00:33:21,626 It's the electricity. 542 00:33:21,793 --> 00:33:23,501 - The what? -The electricity. 543 00:33:23,834 --> 00:33:26,251 Oh, the electricity. Can you move? 544 00:33:26,418 --> 00:33:28,501 - Yes. - C'mon, I'll help you. 545 00:33:30,251 --> 00:33:31,793 Good. 546 00:33:31,959 --> 00:33:34,876 The man says they'll pay for a hotel for us. 547 00:33:35,100 --> 00:33:35,668 What? 548 00:33:35,876 --> 00:33:38,100 He says they'll pay for a hotel. 549 00:33:38,168 --> 00:33:39,959 - The hotel, yes. -It's paid for. 550 00:33:40,840 --> 00:33:42,543 - But you're okay, son? -Well, 551 00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:44,293 I've had better days, Dad. 552 00:34:12,430 --> 00:34:13,334 Hello. 553 00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:15,430 Hi, how are you? 554 00:34:15,834 --> 00:34:18,100 Good morning. 555 00:34:18,168 --> 00:34:21,668 You sound like a guy. Did you party hard last night? 556 00:34:24,543 --> 00:34:26,251 You have no idea. 557 00:34:27,418 --> 00:34:29,126 I don't remember how I got back 558 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:32,840 -...or when. -Or if you made it back. 559 00:34:34,751 --> 00:34:37,334 So, how was the flight? 560 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:39,834 It was... the usual. 561 00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:41,793 When do you get here? 562 00:34:41,959 --> 00:34:43,459 Eva... 563 00:34:44,543 --> 00:34:47,459 something's come up, again. 564 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:50,334 No, don't tell me you're still in Marseilles. 565 00:34:50,501 --> 00:34:52,430 If only I were. 566 00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:54,543 I'm in Amsterdam. 567 00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:56,840 Amsterdam? 568 00:34:57,501 --> 00:34:59,459 - Amsterdam?! - Eva... 569 00:35:00,376 --> 00:35:01,959 - Is everything alright? -Yes. 570 00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,459 Yes, yes. It's just that... 571 00:35:04,626 --> 00:35:07,793 I dropped my mobile at the surprise of Amsterdam. 572 00:35:07,959 --> 00:35:09,334 Why is your voice so low? 573 00:35:11,376 --> 00:35:13,100 Why is your voice so low? 574 00:35:13,626 --> 00:35:16,543 I'm hoarse, Alex, 575 00:35:16,709 --> 00:35:20,100 from singing so much, I sang all night. 576 00:35:20,126 --> 00:35:21,168 Right. 577 00:35:22,501 --> 00:35:24,959 Listen, Eva, I'm really sorry, 578 00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:27,751 but we'll have to delay the wedding another day. 579 00:35:28,834 --> 00:35:30,668 Sure, but... 580 00:35:30,834 --> 00:35:34,100 I don't know what's going on, it's weird. 581 00:35:34,126 --> 00:35:38,100 A volcanic cloud. Can't they predict that? 582 00:35:38,459 --> 00:35:41,543 I'm sorry, but there are some things I just can't... 583 00:35:41,709 --> 00:35:44,430 COSTUME MUSEUM 584 00:35:44,334 --> 00:35:45,668 ...control. 585 00:35:45,834 --> 00:35:49,418 Honey, if... if it's delayed, then that's that. 586 00:35:49,834 --> 00:35:52,840 They said at the airport 587 00:35:52,334 --> 00:35:55,293 that flights will be back on as of Monday. 588 00:35:55,459 --> 00:35:57,840 How about... 589 00:35:57,293 --> 00:35:58,918 ...we get married on Monday? -No'.! 590 00:35:59,251 --> 00:36:00,100 No? 591 00:36:00,293 --> 00:36:02,793 Yeah, yeah, we'll get married on Monday 592 00:36:02,959 --> 00:36:05,100 -for a good start to the week. -Of course. 593 00:36:08,626 --> 00:36:11,709 - The dress. -Naked! The dress... 594 00:36:11,876 --> 00:36:13,126 No, the dress is fine. 595 00:36:13,334 --> 00:36:16,376 I'd better go, I've got lots to do. 596 00:36:16,543 --> 00:36:20,501 Me too. I'll call you. 597 00:36:20,668 --> 00:36:23,334 - Big kiss, honey. - Okay, 'bye. 598 00:36:23,668 --> 00:36:26,876 - To the bride and groom! -Hurrah! 599 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:27,876 Good morning. 600 00:36:28,430 --> 00:36:29,834 At the back, the party people. 601 00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:33,126 Good morning. Listen for a second, please. 602 00:36:33,334 --> 00:36:35,100 My dad just called 603 00:36:35,543 --> 00:36:37,626 and they've been diverted to Amsterdam. 604 00:36:37,918 --> 00:36:40,100 - What's that about? -Even better. 605 00:36:40,168 --> 00:36:42,959 We're gonna get wasted! It's paradise. 606 00:36:43,584 --> 00:36:45,918 So the wedding's in Amsterdam? 607 00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:50,251 It'll be where it has to be, but there's a slight change. 608 00:36:50,376 --> 00:36:54,100 The wedding's on Monday. Who here works on Monday? 609 00:36:54,168 --> 00:36:57,418 Work, no, but I've got the doctor, an MRI. 610 00:36:57,584 --> 00:37:01,376 Who here would ditch work or an MRI for a wedding? 611 00:37:01,543 --> 00:37:03,751 'Me! 'Me! 612 00:37:04,543 --> 00:37:06,334 - I fly away... -A wedding! 613 00:37:06,459 --> 00:37:08,126 I come flying. 614 00:37:08,334 --> 00:37:10,751 I fly away, 615 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:12,668 I come flying. 616 00:37:12,834 --> 00:37:16,501 I have fun along the way. 617 00:37:17,418 --> 00:37:20,626 I have fun along the way. 618 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:30,501 What is this? 619 00:37:30,668 --> 00:37:34,626 - This is a suit... -It's a soldier's suit. 620 00:37:36,793 --> 00:37:41,418 What were you doing at the airport, magic tricks? 621 00:37:41,626 --> 00:37:43,918 I don't know what happened. 622 00:37:44,430 --> 00:37:46,959 - We've got to deal with this. -Let's call Little Carmen. 623 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:49,100 - Who? -Franco's granddaughter. 624 00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:52,126 She's bound to have all her granddad's wardrobe. 625 00:37:52,334 --> 00:37:55,334 - I keep all my granddad's stuff. -"Ramiro Miranda de Ansúrez". 626 00:37:55,459 --> 00:37:57,376 That's right! Who's that? 627 00:37:57,543 --> 00:38:00,100 That's who we have to meet. 628 00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:03,293 He's bound to have a dress he doesn't want 629 00:38:03,459 --> 00:38:05,751 and we have a suit we don't want. 630 00:38:05,918 --> 00:38:07,543 Plain as day. 631 00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:09,584 He's waking up. 632 00:38:28,168 --> 00:38:30,918 Forgive my friend, she's very impulsive. 633 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:36,418 We dressed you to avoid an awkward situation. 634 00:38:36,584 --> 00:38:40,584 Awkward for them, I'm totally cool with nudity. 635 00:38:41,584 --> 00:38:44,293 Eva, what's going on? 636 00:38:44,418 --> 00:38:48,418 I don't know. I don't remember a thing. 637 00:38:48,584 --> 00:38:50,668 - Listen, can you go now? -Yes. 638 00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:53,334 - It's late. -Not to rush you, but... 639 00:38:53,543 --> 00:38:54,376 But yes... 640 00:38:54,584 --> 00:38:57,376 Can you get going? 641 00:38:57,543 --> 00:38:59,751 We'll see each other again, right? 642 00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:01,100 What are you looking at? 643 00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:02,918 No,no.No,no,no. 644 00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:04,709 I think we will. 645 00:39:04,876 --> 00:39:08,459 I think you'll get the shit kicked out of you unless you go. 646 00:39:08,626 --> 00:39:12,501 No, just kidding. Downstairs, on the right, 647 00:39:12,668 --> 00:39:15,251 and go, okay? Ciao. 648 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:17,834 What? 649 00:39:18,430 --> 00:39:20,918 I don't want that. Absolutely not! 650 00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:23,626 - Caritina! -Caritina! Caritina! 651 00:39:23,834 --> 00:39:25,918 Caritina... 652 00:39:26,430 --> 00:39:28,293 Pili, bring your hairspray, the stuff here is awful 653 00:39:28,418 --> 00:39:30,918 and no permanent can stand this English damp. 654 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:32,334 Slower. 655 00:39:34,793 --> 00:39:37,626 Thanks for seeing me out, you're all so nice. 656 00:39:39,959 --> 00:39:41,840 Wow, lots of flowers. 657 00:39:41,293 --> 00:39:43,293 Are you getting a party ready? 658 00:39:43,459 --> 00:39:45,668 Yes, but nothing unusual. 659 00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:48,501 "Nothing unusual", she says. It's a fucking wedding! 660 00:39:48,709 --> 00:39:50,126 - Who's getting married? -She is. 661 00:39:50,334 --> 00:39:51,918 - I am! Yes' 662 00:39:52,430 --> 00:39:53,709 To the man of my life. I'm so in love. 663 00:39:53,918 --> 00:39:56,100 And he's a sex machine. I'm really nervous... 664 00:39:56,126 --> 00:39:58,430 Okay, 'bye. 665 00:39:58,543 --> 00:39:59,918 We-bye. 666 00:40:02,959 --> 00:40:04,100 Caritina... 667 00:40:04,376 --> 00:40:05,501 Thanks. 668 00:40:10,376 --> 00:40:11,834 - Hello. -Hello. 669 00:40:12,100 --> 00:40:15,876 What are you doing there looking like a Greek chorus 670 00:40:16,100 --> 00:40:18,100 of numbskulls? 671 00:40:18,126 --> 00:40:20,918 In case the bride's forgotten, there's a wedding to organize. 672 00:40:26,626 --> 00:40:28,751 Alex... is in Amsterdam. 673 00:40:29,793 --> 00:40:32,501 - Amsterdam? -What's he doing there? 674 00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:37,100 We have to delay the wedding one more day. One more day. 675 00:40:37,834 --> 00:40:39,840 What a drag. 676 00:40:39,293 --> 00:40:42,334 - You two are the limit. -Right. 677 00:40:45,918 --> 00:40:46,584 Alright... 678 00:40:58,459 --> 00:41:00,334 The wedding...kaput. 679 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:04,100 WEDDING DELAYED AGAIN 680 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:14,100 What have I done? What have I done? 681 00:41:15,418 --> 00:41:19,334 Maybe you didn't do anything. You pass out after three drinks. 682 00:41:19,501 --> 00:41:21,126 Don't torture yourself about it. 683 00:41:21,334 --> 00:41:23,126 I should torture myself, 684 00:41:23,334 --> 00:41:25,834 I've really screwed the pooch. 685 00:41:26,100 --> 00:41:29,626 I've got the world's greatest guy and... 686 00:41:29,834 --> 00:41:32,430 I cheat on him. 687 00:41:36,100 --> 00:41:38,126 - What are you going to do? -Tell him. 688 00:41:38,459 --> 00:41:41,293 - No, you're not calling him. -Belén, please. 689 00:41:41,418 --> 00:41:43,501 - Give it to me. -You're not calling him. 690 00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:45,668 Please, calm down. 691 00:41:45,834 --> 00:41:47,584 -"Six", please. -We'll think of something. 692 00:41:47,751 --> 00:41:50,430 I'll just tell him. I want to do things right. 693 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:52,584 There are two ways to do that, and this is the easy way. 694 00:41:52,793 --> 00:41:55,418 - Okay, what's the hard way? -Deal with it 695 00:41:55,584 --> 00:41:58,168 and make sure Alex never finds out. 696 00:41:58,543 --> 00:42:02,168 Do you break his heart now or make him happy his whole life? 697 00:42:02,334 --> 00:42:05,459 Even I know the answer to that. 698 00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:07,751 If you say nothing, Alex will never know, 699 00:42:07,918 --> 00:42:10,709 because I won't tell him, and neither will Belén 700 00:42:10,876 --> 00:42:12,709 or Tatiana. 701 00:42:12,876 --> 00:42:15,959 So who's going to tell him? 702 00:42:17,793 --> 00:42:19,793 I slept with the bride, eh? 703 00:42:22,168 --> 00:42:23,959 Alex and Eva? 704 00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:30,418 I swear I'll beat the living shit out of him! 705 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:33,834 It's me, with Eva. 706 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:35,668 Can you see alright? 707 00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:41,959 This is... Eva's little butt. 708 00:42:44,293 --> 00:42:48,840 These are Eva's boobies. 709 00:42:48,293 --> 00:42:51,459 And... to end the show... 710 00:42:52,876 --> 00:42:55,251 In a nutshell... 711 00:42:56,168 --> 00:42:57,793 I want 10,000 pounds... 712 00:42:58,376 --> 00:42:59,251 - What? -Excuse me? 713 00:42:59,418 --> 00:43:01,376 ...or I post the photos 714 00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:03,876 on a page I found on Facebook. 715 00:43:05,293 --> 00:43:08,376 The English Wedding Shambles. 716 00:43:10,251 --> 00:43:13,501 - What do you think? -You're gonna eat that phone! 717 00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,876 Don't move or I post the fucking photos on Facebook! 718 00:43:18,334 --> 00:43:19,840 No. 719 00:43:19,459 --> 00:43:21,501 I'll ruin the wedding in one second. 720 00:43:23,793 --> 00:43:26,100 I'll give you till tomorrow, 721 00:43:26,168 --> 00:43:28,959 at 10 am. 722 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:30,751 10,000 pounds. 723 00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:35,418 In the pub, where it all began. 724 00:43:37,793 --> 00:43:40,251 No need to see me out. 725 00:43:42,168 --> 00:43:45,251 I don't want keep this secret more than anyone. 726 00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,293 No, no, no... 727 00:43:58,334 --> 00:43:59,459 What do we do? 728 00:44:15,668 --> 00:44:17,293 Where are we meeting the suitcase guy? 729 00:44:17,459 --> 00:44:18,793 We're meeting in the Ber...gah...gas... 730 00:44:21,834 --> 00:44:23,293 Or was it in the Bel...oh...? 731 00:44:25,418 --> 00:44:27,501 That's not it. It's... 732 00:44:31,626 --> 00:44:33,293 We're meeting in the Gaper. 733 00:44:33,418 --> 00:44:35,793 And can you stop speaking Elf, please? 734 00:44:36,430 --> 00:44:37,543 - Okay. - The suitcase, Dad. 735 00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:39,834 The what? 736 00:44:44,626 --> 00:44:46,376 Did we leave it in the taxi? 737 00:44:46,543 --> 00:44:47,834 - Taxi! -Taxi! 738 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:51,459 Alex, think, think... 739 00:44:51,626 --> 00:44:52,918 No, no, run! 740 00:44:53,251 --> 00:44:55,840 Taxi! 741 00:44:56,543 --> 00:44:57,626 Taxi! 742 00:44:58,334 --> 00:44:59,959 - Taxi! -Taxi! 743 00:45:00,418 --> 00:45:02,840 Taxi! 744 00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,126 Taxi! 745 00:45:05,334 --> 00:45:06,376 Taxi! 746 00:45:08,626 --> 00:45:10,751 You're already spent, Santiago? 747 00:45:10,918 --> 00:45:13,168 I haven't run like this since military service. 748 00:45:16,584 --> 00:45:18,126 The suitcase! 749 00:45:21,501 --> 00:45:22,709 Taxi! 750 00:45:24,376 --> 00:45:25,100 Great! 751 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:28,876 The suitcase. 752 00:45:30,418 --> 00:45:31,251 The suitcase? 753 00:45:40,334 --> 00:45:42,459 He hit him! 754 00:45:45,334 --> 00:45:48,751 The taxi driver smacked me good. I've got a ringing in... 755 00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:51,418 - Where are we going? -To the hotel? 756 00:45:51,584 --> 00:45:54,168 To the taxi office to see if they have the suitcase. 757 00:45:54,376 --> 00:45:57,543 The suitcase, please, the suitcase, please... 758 00:45:57,709 --> 00:45:59,959 Son, this is a serious country, don't worry. 759 00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,251 I'm sure it was left in Lost & Found. 760 00:46:02,376 --> 00:46:04,834 - This country works. -Can't you hear a ringing? 761 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,168 - No -No? 762 00:46:06,334 --> 00:46:07,709 Look, "Taxi". 763 00:46:15,251 --> 00:46:17,126 There's the suitcase, Dad. 764 00:46:17,751 --> 00:46:21,251 Finally, a little luck. It looks so nice. 765 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,334 We want the "soot-kess". 766 00:46:29,668 --> 00:46:30,584 That "soot-kess. 767 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:33,459 Let the kid talk. No need to invent a language. 768 00:46:33,626 --> 00:46:34,876 Oh, okay. 769 00:46:40,709 --> 00:46:43,751 Fine, don't worry, 770 00:46:43,918 --> 00:46:47,626 I understood you. I spent two summers in Majorca. 771 00:46:47,793 --> 00:46:50,376 I learnt a lot of German and a little Spanish. 772 00:46:50,876 --> 00:46:54,100 - That's lucky. -Fill in this form 773 00:46:54,126 --> 00:46:58,430 with your address and we'll send it to you in 3 weeks. 774 00:47:01,709 --> 00:47:04,126 - In 3 weeks? -3 weeks, yes. 775 00:47:04,876 --> 00:47:07,251 No, no, 3 weeks is no good. 776 00:47:07,376 --> 00:47:10,501 3 weeks, no, it has to be now. 777 00:47:10,668 --> 00:47:13,100 I'm getting married... 778 00:47:13,168 --> 00:47:15,293 - Yes, he is. -...and we've got 779 00:47:15,418 --> 00:47:18,100 things there, the wedding... 780 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:21,376 The bride, the catering, it's all set. 781 00:47:21,543 --> 00:47:23,376 I'm sorry, it's protocol. 782 00:47:25,459 --> 00:47:26,584 Damn. 783 00:47:28,334 --> 00:47:30,751 If it's protocol, there's nothing you can do. 784 00:47:30,918 --> 00:47:31,959 Look here. 785 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:35,334 We understand very well this protocol thing, 786 00:47:35,501 --> 00:47:38,751 bureaucracy, paperwork, but... 787 00:47:39,430 --> 00:47:40,709 the suitcase is right there. 788 00:47:40,876 --> 00:47:43,501 Is there no way to speed up the process? 789 00:47:43,709 --> 00:47:47,709 Here, you can go get... whatever. 790 00:47:52,376 --> 00:47:54,709 It's rude to jabber in front of people. 791 00:47:54,876 --> 00:47:57,876 Come on, translate, smart-aleck! 792 00:47:58,100 --> 00:48:00,834 I'll translate: "You Spanish. 793 00:48:01,251 --> 00:48:02,459 Are all crooks". 794 00:48:02,709 --> 00:48:03,709 No... 795 00:48:03,876 --> 00:48:05,876 I shit on all the tulips, 796 00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:09,126 with plenty left over for the canals! How about that? 797 00:48:09,334 --> 00:48:11,584 Relax, they don't know their arses from their elbows. 798 00:48:11,751 --> 00:48:15,334 We're taking the suitcase, have you two got that? 799 00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:16,709 What are you laughing at? 800 00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:21,334 Go on, the suitcase. 801 00:48:25,793 --> 00:48:27,418 7,450 pounds. 802 00:48:27,584 --> 00:48:29,100 - Yeah! -Really? 803 00:48:29,168 --> 00:48:31,501 No, no, no... 804 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:34,293 We're short 7,450 pounds. 805 00:48:34,418 --> 00:48:36,430 We've got 2,550. 806 00:48:37,126 --> 00:48:40,334 Let's be realistic, we know what I have to do. 807 00:48:40,501 --> 00:48:42,293 - No. -You're not calling him? 808 00:48:42,418 --> 00:48:46,251 We can find a solution. So come on, ideas. 809 00:48:46,376 --> 00:48:47,543 Hey... 810 00:48:47,709 --> 00:48:51,430 What if we steal it from Caritina? 811 00:48:52,751 --> 00:48:55,251 A jewel here, 812 00:48:55,376 --> 00:48:58,709 some cash there, just enough to cover it. 813 00:48:58,876 --> 00:49:02,126 And something for us for putting up with her! 814 00:49:02,334 --> 00:49:05,430 Great, I cheat on Alex and rob his mother? 815 00:49:05,251 --> 00:49:07,840 No, of course not. 816 00:49:08,168 --> 00:49:10,100 Tati! 817 00:49:10,168 --> 00:49:11,751 I don't know... 818 00:49:11,918 --> 00:49:15,168 we can sell some of our stuff. 819 00:49:15,376 --> 00:49:17,459 "The Spanish girls are here in England 820 00:49:17,626 --> 00:49:19,584 with their car boot sale!" 821 00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:26,501 No, no, girls. That's not silly at all. 822 00:49:26,668 --> 00:49:27,876 - No? -No. 823 00:49:28,100 --> 00:49:30,584 - With the clothes, the shoes... -The shoes. 824 00:49:30,751 --> 00:49:33,418 ...all our mobiles... I brought my computer. 825 00:49:34,543 --> 00:49:37,430 - Your tablet, Tati. -Her tablet, my weights, 826 00:49:37,501 --> 00:49:38,376 my Slippers... 827 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:42,430 However much it hurts, we can get some money. 828 00:49:42,751 --> 00:49:45,376 Okay, alright then. 829 00:49:48,376 --> 00:49:51,168 I'll sign up for the market. 830 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:56,168 Eva,honey, you look like a dying cat. 831 00:49:56,584 --> 00:50:00,584 You're the best friends in the world. 832 00:50:02,668 --> 00:50:04,376 How gorgeous. 833 00:50:06,293 --> 00:50:09,430 The only good things here are the tulips, Cruyff 834 00:50:09,251 --> 00:50:11,834 -and Van Gogh's Ear! -Siesta, bulls... 835 00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:14,418 I haven't had a siesta since my first Communion! 836 00:50:14,584 --> 00:50:17,334 - You're all nudists! -Nudists and dopers! 837 00:50:17,459 --> 00:50:21,126 Because we can! You couldn't handle two tokes! 838 00:50:21,334 --> 00:50:22,959 We don't take illegal drugs in Spain! 839 00:50:23,126 --> 00:50:25,168 We don't take drugs! 840 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:27,459 Bet the suitcase. 841 00:50:27,626 --> 00:50:28,501 What? 842 00:50:28,668 --> 00:50:31,501 Bet the suitcase on it. 843 00:50:31,668 --> 00:50:33,376 Let's see who can 844 00:50:33,584 --> 00:50:35,834 -take the most drugs. - Okay. 845 00:50:37,876 --> 00:50:40,459 Let's do this. If I win, 846 00:50:40,626 --> 00:50:42,168 we take the suitcase. 847 00:50:42,334 --> 00:50:44,126 If you win... 848 00:50:50,918 --> 00:50:53,751 So? Bet the suitcase. 849 00:50:54,501 --> 00:50:56,126 - What? -Look at their faces. 850 00:51:08,543 --> 00:51:09,751 Go on then! 851 00:51:13,251 --> 00:51:15,100 Let's play- 852 00:51:15,251 --> 00:51:18,126 Yes, like I said, let's play. 853 00:51:18,334 --> 00:51:20,418 - That's it. - There you go. 854 00:51:22,100 --> 00:51:23,376 Where...? Where...? 855 00:51:24,501 --> 00:51:25,584 There. 856 00:51:25,751 --> 00:51:27,334 In the room out back. 857 00:51:27,459 --> 00:51:29,543 - Okay. -Well, 858 00:51:29,751 --> 00:51:30,668 there's time. 859 00:51:30,876 --> 00:51:33,376 It's a good time to get stoned. 860 00:51:51,168 --> 00:51:55,251 We call this one "the catapult". It makes you fly. 861 00:51:57,543 --> 00:52:00,793 Whoever finishes first, wins. 862 00:52:04,834 --> 00:52:08,168 Son, you don't have to do this. 863 00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,751 Eva can buy another dress. 864 00:52:10,918 --> 00:52:14,126 You've only got one brain, and this will punch holes in it. 865 00:52:14,334 --> 00:52:18,100 No, Dad, it's not the first time I've taken drugs. 866 00:52:19,418 --> 00:52:21,501 Remember my Erasmus year? 867 00:52:21,668 --> 00:52:23,100 Yes. 868 00:52:23,126 --> 00:52:24,100 There you go. 869 00:52:24,501 --> 00:52:27,918 Don't worry, if you can't eat them, 870 00:52:30,459 --> 00:52:33,459 my "chihuahua" will. 871 00:52:47,293 --> 00:52:48,501 He liked that. 872 00:52:48,668 --> 00:52:49,751 Right? 873 00:52:58,751 --> 00:53:00,876 - What did he say? -What? 874 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:02,626 He'll give us 2600 for the lot. 875 00:53:02,793 --> 00:53:04,840 What? 876 00:53:04,293 --> 00:53:05,876 No, no, no... 877 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:07,430 No way! 878 00:53:07,251 --> 00:53:08,543 Translate. 879 00:53:08,751 --> 00:53:10,668 I think he understood. 880 00:53:14,584 --> 00:53:16,334 What's he saying now? 881 00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:23,376 He gives me the creeps. 882 00:53:29,126 --> 00:53:31,293 -5,000. -What's he saying? 883 00:53:33,126 --> 00:53:35,334 5,000 pounds if I sell him the ring. 884 00:53:35,501 --> 00:53:36,543 What? 885 00:53:36,709 --> 00:53:39,709 How can she sell her wedding ring? 886 00:53:39,876 --> 00:53:43,501 I'll eat you up and crap you out, you creep. 887 00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:44,376 Translate! 888 00:53:44,626 --> 00:53:46,918 Especially the "crap you out" bit. 889 00:53:50,100 --> 00:53:51,376 - Let's go. - No. 890 00:53:51,543 --> 00:53:54,430 You're a "chikki devol"! 891 00:53:55,959 --> 00:53:59,543 - I'm really picking up English. -Me too, loads. 892 00:54:03,918 --> 00:54:05,751 Okay. Let's go, last one. 893 00:54:05,918 --> 00:54:08,709 I swear, it's the last. 894 00:54:08,876 --> 00:54:10,793 In line. 895 00:54:27,668 --> 00:54:28,834 Go for it! Go! 896 00:54:29,376 --> 00:54:31,334 No, not in the beer! 897 00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:33,334 - In your mouth. -Mouth? 898 00:54:33,501 --> 00:54:35,100 - In your mouth. -Mouth! 899 00:54:36,334 --> 00:54:38,418 Mouth, mouth! 900 00:54:40,834 --> 00:54:43,840 In your mouth! 901 00:54:43,293 --> 00:54:45,100 In your mouth! 902 00:54:54,626 --> 00:54:57,430 Good, son! Great! 903 00:55:01,251 --> 00:55:04,834 We've won, son! 904 00:55:05,100 --> 00:55:06,876 We've won! 905 00:55:07,100 --> 00:55:09,668 Let's get to the wedding! 906 00:55:24,876 --> 00:55:27,126 We've won! 907 00:55:31,668 --> 00:55:34,418 Where will we get 5,000 pounds? 908 00:55:36,751 --> 00:55:38,626 Christ, Tatiana... 909 00:55:39,751 --> 00:55:43,126 If you hadn't been so keen to party, 910 00:55:43,334 --> 00:55:45,751 we wouldn't need anything, we wouldn't be screwed. 911 00:55:46,834 --> 00:55:48,626 I'm terribly sorry. 912 00:55:48,793 --> 00:55:51,918 Did I put a gun to anyone's head? 913 00:55:52,430 --> 00:55:54,501 No, right? I just had a plan. 914 00:55:54,668 --> 00:55:58,100 - A shitty plan. -You joined in pretty fast. 915 00:55:58,126 --> 00:56:01,251 - Not to let you go by yourselves. -You left Eva by herself. 916 00:56:01,376 --> 00:56:03,459 You were the first to jump ship like rats! 917 00:56:03,626 --> 00:56:05,418 - Like what? -Right, Belén? 918 00:56:05,584 --> 00:56:09,100 Let me think. I'm keeping out of your stupid arguments. 919 00:56:09,168 --> 00:56:11,668 What's up with you? Are you calling us stupid? 920 00:56:11,834 --> 00:56:14,251 - I can call you what I like! -Stop it, please. 921 00:56:14,376 --> 00:56:16,840 Maybe I'll smash your face. 922 00:56:16,334 --> 00:56:19,626 It wouldn't surprise me, you're such a brute. 923 00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,668 - You've done it now. -Now you deserve it! 924 00:56:22,834 --> 00:56:24,840 Brute! 925 00:56:25,459 --> 00:56:26,501 Damn it! 926 00:56:26,709 --> 00:56:29,293 Now who's the brute? I can't hear you! 927 00:56:29,418 --> 00:56:31,334 I already told you, shit! 928 00:56:33,334 --> 00:56:35,100 - What? -We're saved. 929 00:56:35,126 --> 00:56:36,626 We're saved! 930 00:56:36,793 --> 00:56:38,918 We can win 5,000 pounds. 931 00:56:58,251 --> 00:57:00,918 C'mon, girls! Huddle! 932 00:57:03,543 --> 00:57:06,376 Get together and form a circle. 933 00:57:09,430 --> 00:57:11,626 We're not here for a cheese. 934 00:57:11,793 --> 00:57:14,168 - Then why are we here? -I don't get it, Six. 935 00:57:14,584 --> 00:57:17,251 It's just a manner of speaking. I'm trying to motivate you. 936 00:57:18,251 --> 00:57:19,430 Oh, okay. 937 00:57:20,501 --> 00:57:23,334 We're not here for a cheese. 938 00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:25,376 That's right! 939 00:57:26,100 --> 00:57:27,834 Isn't it a pep talk? 940 00:57:28,100 --> 00:57:30,543 Come on. As I was saying... 941 00:57:31,293 --> 00:57:34,793 We're not here for a cheese. 942 00:57:37,418 --> 00:57:39,793 Shit, run! Get that cheese! 943 00:58:33,709 --> 00:58:35,501 The cheese! 944 00:58:35,668 --> 00:58:37,751 The cheese! 945 00:58:37,959 --> 00:58:40,418 The cheese! 946 00:59:13,709 --> 00:59:15,543 We've got more than enough! 947 00:59:34,584 --> 00:59:35,501 Eva! 948 00:59:35,668 --> 00:59:37,459 Eva! 949 00:59:37,626 --> 00:59:38,543 Cheese. 950 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:39,626 What? 951 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:41,251 The prize is in cheese. 952 00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:51,918 Let's see if I can get it. 953 00:59:55,876 --> 00:59:57,334 - C'mon, we're late. -I want a cap. 954 00:59:57,501 --> 01:00:01,840 Yes, Alex. And we're not getting a taxi. 955 01:00:01,334 --> 01:00:03,430 - No, taxi, no. -Or running. 956 01:00:03,293 --> 01:00:04,334 - No running. -No. 957 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:06,376 Not in a taxi, because this is a plan. 958 01:00:06,543 --> 01:00:09,626 And plan is to exchange the suit for the wedding dress, 959 01:00:09,793 --> 01:00:12,100 -then onto the plane. -No! 960 01:00:12,126 --> 01:00:15,709 No, not the plane! I'll jump! I'll jump! 961 01:00:18,251 --> 01:00:20,840 Hey, look out. 962 01:00:20,293 --> 01:00:21,334 No taxi. 963 01:00:23,459 --> 01:00:25,334 Are we agreed? 964 01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:30,959 Alex! 965 01:00:33,334 --> 01:00:34,793 Alex. 966 01:00:34,959 --> 01:00:37,126 We're going in a balloon! 967 01:00:41,834 --> 01:00:45,334 I'm the King of the World! 968 01:00:45,459 --> 01:00:46,376 Yes,fine,okay. 969 01:00:46,543 --> 01:00:50,501 - He'll crack his skull. -Slow down, he'll go overboard. 970 01:00:50,668 --> 01:00:54,430 - Sit down, we'll make it. -Look, Dad, a shark! 971 01:00:54,959 --> 01:00:57,251 - We're going to make it. -Alex, duck. 972 01:00:58,430 --> 01:01:01,418 Alex, duck! You'll bang your head! 973 01:01:19,584 --> 01:01:21,100 Look at the state of you. 974 01:01:21,168 --> 01:01:24,251 Have you been rolling in mud like piggies? 975 01:01:24,626 --> 01:01:27,100 Eva, that's not the way. 976 01:01:27,126 --> 01:01:28,876 As they say here: no way. 977 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,100 What's all that cheese? 978 01:01:35,168 --> 01:01:37,418 Let's have a shower and think of something. 979 01:01:37,584 --> 01:01:39,840 I'm up for a shower. 980 01:01:39,293 --> 01:01:43,840 - We'll meet and talk it over. -I don't want any more plans. 981 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:47,430 Caritina's right, this is not the way. 982 01:01:48,668 --> 01:01:50,126 It's not the way. 983 01:02:06,168 --> 01:02:08,430 He needs some coffee. 984 01:02:15,251 --> 01:02:16,501 Alex... 985 01:02:19,251 --> 01:02:23,334 How do we know where the man is 986 01:02:23,501 --> 01:02:26,334 with the dent and the suitcase? 987 01:02:26,459 --> 01:02:27,918 The dent... 988 01:02:40,459 --> 01:02:41,876 - The suitcase! -Hey... 989 01:02:43,334 --> 01:02:45,668 you were the one who wanted to get to London. 990 01:02:45,876 --> 01:02:47,959 The nutcase who almost brought the plane down. 991 01:02:48,840 --> 01:02:49,100 Me? 992 01:02:49,126 --> 01:02:50,626 The plane? No! 993 01:02:50,793 --> 01:02:51,459 Me? 994 01:02:51,626 --> 01:02:55,100 It's just the typical nerves 995 01:02:55,168 --> 01:02:56,293 of the groom. 996 01:02:59,334 --> 01:03:00,126 Not me. 997 01:03:00,918 --> 01:03:03,668 The "note", please, if you'll be so kind. 998 01:03:04,834 --> 01:03:07,876 - It's not called "the note". -Oh? How do you say it? 999 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:10,376 S'il vous plait, monsieur, the "billé". 1000 01:03:12,709 --> 01:03:14,959 S'il vous plait, monsieur, the "billé". 1001 01:03:19,918 --> 01:03:22,100 - The "billé". -S'il vous plait, the "billé". 1002 01:03:22,251 --> 01:03:25,840 I'm really picking up Finnish. 1003 01:03:25,959 --> 01:03:28,334 COSTUME MUSEUM 1004 01:03:59,876 --> 01:04:02,293 Asleep at last, like an angel. 1005 01:04:02,418 --> 01:04:04,168 We're leaving the boy like that? 1006 01:04:04,334 --> 01:04:06,418 Yes, he'll sleep easier that way. 1007 01:04:06,584 --> 01:04:08,626 No pyjamas or anything? 1008 01:04:08,793 --> 01:04:12,100 - I put on the heating. -Sure, but we're abroad. 1009 01:04:47,834 --> 01:04:50,840 By the power vested in me 1010 01:04:50,293 --> 01:04:52,840 by Eurotours buses, 1011 01:04:52,293 --> 01:04:54,668 I pronounce you man and wife! 1012 01:04:59,543 --> 01:05:00,959 To the bride and groom! 1013 01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:04,840 To the bride and groom! 1014 01:05:04,334 --> 01:05:07,584 To the bride and groom! 1015 01:05:09,430 --> 01:05:12,126 - To the groom's family! -Hurrah! 1016 01:05:14,501 --> 01:05:17,100 We're here for a plane, not for a stroll. 1017 01:05:17,126 --> 01:05:18,668 - Agreed'? -Agreed. 1018 01:05:18,834 --> 01:05:20,168 Come on! 1019 01:05:20,334 --> 01:05:23,126 Your son's a bit of an "a-hole" 1020 01:05:23,334 --> 01:05:25,251 I like him better when he's stoned. 1021 01:05:25,751 --> 01:05:27,126 Three tickets to London. 1022 01:05:27,793 --> 01:05:29,501 - Good morning. -Good morning. 1023 01:05:29,834 --> 01:05:32,543 London airport is still closed, sir. 1024 01:05:33,793 --> 01:05:35,100 What do you mean "still"? 1025 01:05:36,293 --> 01:05:39,501 They told us the airport would be open today. 1026 01:05:39,668 --> 01:05:42,751 We said: if the volcanic cloud had gone, you could fly, 1027 01:05:42,959 --> 01:05:44,418 and do you know what? 1028 01:05:44,584 --> 01:05:45,501 - What? -What? 1029 01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:47,876 It hasn't gone. 1030 01:05:48,126 --> 01:05:49,751 Are you sure? 1031 01:05:49,918 --> 01:05:53,626 You need to keep up with the latest results, right? 1032 01:05:53,793 --> 01:05:56,584 How long does a cloud last? Why didn't they say anything? 1033 01:05:56,751 --> 01:05:58,668 Isn't there any way to fly 1034 01:05:58,834 --> 01:06:01,430 without fooling with cakes...? 1035 01:06:01,251 --> 01:06:02,918 - Say it, space cakes. -With drugs. 1036 01:06:03,430 --> 01:06:05,840 - With that cloud up there? -Yes. 1037 01:06:05,293 --> 01:06:08,418 - And the airspace totally controlled by the military? 1038 01:06:09,168 --> 01:06:10,584 - No. -Y es. 1039 01:06:12,751 --> 01:06:13,876 - Y es. -No. 1040 01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:16,751 - Say yes, Van der... -Van der Bilt. 1041 01:06:17,293 --> 01:06:19,334 - Yes. -No, you can't fly. 1042 01:06:19,501 --> 01:06:23,840 I'm getting married, but you're not, so you don't care 1043 01:06:23,293 --> 01:06:25,793 if there's a cloud, a UFO or King Kong. 1044 01:06:25,959 --> 01:06:28,293 You don't care, but I'm getting married. 1045 01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:29,918 You don't give a shit about the cloud. 1046 01:06:34,459 --> 01:06:37,501 If we'd gone in a straight line all the way, 1047 01:06:37,668 --> 01:06:39,334 we'd be in England now. 1048 01:06:45,918 --> 01:06:46,959 Shit. 1049 01:06:48,168 --> 01:06:50,751 This is shit! 1050 01:06:51,543 --> 01:06:53,293 We've gone on a shitty trip. 1051 01:06:53,418 --> 01:06:55,334 We've been constantly swallowing shit. 1052 01:06:55,459 --> 01:06:58,584 We got diverted as if we were shit, and for what? 1053 01:06:58,751 --> 01:07:01,840 For the plans to go where? 1054 01:07:01,293 --> 01:07:03,126 Where have the plans gone? 1055 01:07:04,918 --> 01:07:05,959 To shit? 1056 01:07:06,840 --> 01:07:09,430 That's right, to shit. 1057 01:07:10,626 --> 01:07:13,501 And why do I want that dress if I'm not getting married? 1058 01:07:13,668 --> 01:07:17,430 Do I put my hair up and have the dress for lunch? 1059 01:07:17,543 --> 01:07:18,251 Shit! 1060 01:07:18,376 --> 01:07:20,293 Christ, you'll dent it again. 1061 01:07:20,418 --> 01:07:23,501 Fermin, if it's got two dents, it's got two dents. 1062 01:07:23,668 --> 01:07:25,501 So what if it's got two... 1063 01:07:28,918 --> 01:07:30,584 Where's the dent in the suitcase? 1064 01:07:42,293 --> 01:07:46,168 Please let it be the dress. Please let it be the dress. 1065 01:07:53,251 --> 01:07:55,459 Is it the dress? 1066 01:07:56,168 --> 01:07:57,584 Again. 1067 01:07:57,834 --> 01:07:59,376 The uniform again. 1068 01:08:00,668 --> 01:08:02,834 So I took those drugs 1069 01:08:03,584 --> 01:08:06,459 to end up with this uniform again. 1070 01:08:06,834 --> 01:08:10,376 Son, if you like, we can tell Ramiro 1071 01:08:10,543 --> 01:08:14,251 and exchange the suitcases again. Eh,son? 1072 01:08:25,501 --> 01:08:28,668 What's this? A uniform? 1073 01:08:30,334 --> 01:08:31,334 - Yes. - Isn't it? 1074 01:08:32,430 --> 01:08:35,840 Yes. We're not changing a thing. 1075 01:08:35,626 --> 01:08:37,430 - No? -No. 1076 01:08:38,709 --> 01:08:42,793 You two put on your suits. And do you know why? 1077 01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:46,168 Why? 1078 01:08:48,430 --> 01:08:49,376 Because I have a plan. 1079 01:08:50,626 --> 01:08:52,668 Dad, I have a plan. 1080 01:08:55,334 --> 01:08:56,918 Balls out! I've got a plan. 1081 01:09:01,459 --> 01:09:02,876 The Spanish girl! 1082 01:09:11,376 --> 01:09:15,334 You're short. You don't think I can count? 1083 01:09:16,668 --> 01:09:18,100 - Eva! -You're late. 1084 01:09:18,168 --> 01:09:20,334 Eva, where were you? 1085 01:09:20,459 --> 01:09:23,100 - Where's my money? -What happened? 1086 01:09:23,126 --> 01:09:25,709 - Where's my fucking money? - Take your money! 1087 01:09:26,709 --> 01:09:29,126 - We were worried. -I was sorting out my life. 1088 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:32,876 What's all that money? 1089 01:09:34,126 --> 01:09:36,584 - The ring! - Yes. It's fine. 1090 01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:38,376 No, girl! 1091 01:09:38,543 --> 01:09:41,459 How about I keep the photos 1092 01:09:41,626 --> 01:09:43,834 and get some cash every month? 1093 01:09:44,293 --> 01:09:45,751 Bastard! 1094 01:09:45,918 --> 01:09:47,418 Get back, bitch, 1095 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:49,334 or I'll fill the Net with your tits! 1096 01:09:51,100 --> 01:09:51,626 Alex. 1097 01:09:53,430 --> 01:09:54,126 It's Alex. 1098 01:09:54,334 --> 01:09:55,626 No,no,no! 1099 01:09:55,793 --> 01:09:56,709 Wait, wait! 1100 01:09:56,876 --> 01:09:57,793 Wait! 1101 01:09:59,418 --> 01:10:01,751 8, 9, 15... Now! 1102 01:10:11,543 --> 01:10:12,418 Here goes! 1103 01:10:15,876 --> 01:10:16,918 Come on. 1104 01:10:18,334 --> 01:10:19,501 Great. 1105 01:10:21,840 --> 01:10:23,430 - C'mon, Eva, get him! -Eva! 1106 01:10:43,840 --> 02:21:27,591 Wow! 1107 01:10:44,126 --> 01:10:45,100 How about that! 1108 01:10:46,430 --> 01:10:48,376 - Fuck you! -This is for being a blackmailerl 1109 01:10:49,959 --> 01:10:51,334 And this... 1110 01:10:51,501 --> 01:10:55,168 for banging the Thai masseuse on our honeymoon! 1111 01:10:55,376 --> 01:10:56,709 - Hello. -What do you mean, Belén? 1112 01:10:56,876 --> 01:10:59,959 I took it personally. Can't I do that? 1113 01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:03,293 Yeah, sure. 1114 01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:05,793 Take that! 1115 01:11:05,959 --> 01:11:07,168 Girls, 1116 01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:10,293 I'm getting married in two hours. 1117 01:11:14,668 --> 01:11:17,334 - Let's go. -Come on, let's go. 1118 01:11:19,918 --> 01:11:22,334 I didn't even shag her! 1119 01:11:22,918 --> 01:11:24,793 - We have to call everyone. -And get my ring back. 1120 01:11:24,959 --> 01:11:27,251 - And see the pawnbroker. - And the wedding... 1121 01:11:27,376 --> 01:11:28,751 Hey, hey! hey"' 1122 01:11:29,100 --> 01:11:31,626 What pawnbroker, what ring, what wedding? 1123 01:11:31,834 --> 01:11:33,626 What's going on here? 1124 01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:34,543 Eva. 1125 01:11:37,293 --> 01:11:40,584 If you're making another scene, I want to know what's going on. 1126 01:11:41,959 --> 01:11:44,100 - You do? -Of course. 1127 01:11:44,168 --> 01:11:46,793 Before I met you, I thought 1128 01:11:46,959 --> 01:11:49,418 you'd be a mother to me, not an enemy. 1129 01:11:50,100 --> 01:11:51,334 You never treat me nice, 1130 01:11:51,501 --> 01:11:55,430 and I'm tired of smiling and then being tortured by you. 1131 01:11:56,126 --> 01:11:59,840 But if you're asking me what's going on now, 1132 01:11:59,293 --> 01:12:01,334 I'm marrying your son in an hour and a half. 1133 01:12:01,501 --> 01:12:04,668 So, if you want to help, help, otherwise, don't bother. 1134 01:12:06,100 --> 01:12:08,668 Oh, and another thing, "sweetie", 1135 01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:12,959 leave my friends alone, they're the best in the world. 1136 01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:17,126 Why are you standing there? We've got a wedding to prepare! 1137 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:20,459 Let's 1138 01:12:20,918 --> 01:12:22,751 - Let's go. - Come on. 1139 01:12:22,959 --> 01:12:25,751 Gee, I look so silly. 1140 01:12:25,918 --> 01:12:28,334 C'mon, girls. 1141 01:12:42,709 --> 01:12:46,584 They're getting married now! Hurry up! Cut the crap! 1142 01:12:46,751 --> 01:12:48,543 Pull it, pull it! 1143 01:12:48,793 --> 01:12:51,168 - Where's my skirt? - Please! 1144 01:12:53,168 --> 01:12:54,418 Look, there it is. 1145 01:12:57,430 --> 01:12:58,668 Speed up or we won't make it! 1146 01:13:04,543 --> 01:13:06,376 They still look so cute. 1147 01:13:06,543 --> 01:13:08,959 As if nothing had happened to them. 1148 01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,876 That's how they make them in China, 1149 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,459 they love each other no matter what happens to them. 1150 01:13:28,918 --> 01:13:30,100 Shit! 1151 01:13:33,251 --> 01:13:36,584 Who is it? Who's in the helicopter, the Queen of England? 1152 01:13:36,959 --> 01:13:40,626 General, all okay back there? How are the ambassadors? 1153 01:13:42,840 --> 01:13:43,876 Sir, yes, sir. All okay. 1154 01:13:44,251 --> 01:13:46,334 Proceed with the procedure. 1155 01:13:54,430 --> 01:13:57,709 Jesus Christ, what a monster! 1156 01:14:16,100 --> 01:14:16,876 It's Alex! 1157 01:14:18,334 --> 01:14:19,100 Eva! 1158 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:53,840 What's with the suit? You had quite a trip, General. 1159 01:14:53,626 --> 01:14:55,709 It's not my favourite uniform. 1160 01:14:55,876 --> 01:14:59,840 I promise, on our golden wedding anniversary, 1161 01:14:59,293 --> 01:15:01,100 I'm going no further than Logroño. 1162 01:15:02,876 --> 01:15:06,459 I never want to be apart from you again. Never. 1163 01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:07,918 Even 1164 01:15:16,668 --> 01:15:17,959 - Eva. -What? 1165 01:15:19,430 --> 01:15:22,376 - I lost the dress. -We'll have to get married like this. 1166 01:15:22,626 --> 01:15:24,959 One thing I have to do, and I screw it up. 1167 01:15:25,543 --> 01:15:28,959 Never mind. I just want to forget about these days 1168 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:31,834 and spend the rest of my life with you. 1169 01:15:32,100 --> 01:15:32,876 Me too. 1170 01:15:39,751 --> 01:15:43,543 Eva, forgive me, okay? Look how I jerked you around. 1171 01:15:44,501 --> 01:15:47,334 I lost your dress, I got here late, 1172 01:15:47,501 --> 01:15:49,918 you've had to put up with my mother... 1173 01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:51,584 Yes, I'm a total disaster. 1174 01:15:56,501 --> 01:15:57,751 Eva, is everything alright? 1175 01:16:08,418 --> 01:16:09,876 I slept with another man. 1176 01:16:17,334 --> 01:16:18,100 What? 1177 01:16:19,334 --> 01:16:22,501 Wedding, wedding! 1178 01:16:22,668 --> 01:16:26,293 Wedding, wedding! 1179 01:16:26,418 --> 01:16:29,751 Wedding, wedding! 1180 01:16:30,100 --> 01:16:32,918 Wedding, wedding! 1181 01:16:33,334 --> 01:16:36,100 - Wedding, wedding! -To the bride and groom! 1182 01:16:36,126 --> 01:16:39,840 To the bride and groom! 1183 01:16:45,334 --> 01:16:48,459 WEDDING CANCELLED 1184 01:16:53,334 --> 01:16:55,543 What a bummer, the wedding gets cancelled 1185 01:16:55,709 --> 01:16:58,626 -and all the airports open. -Fate is a bitch. 1186 01:16:59,709 --> 01:17:03,501 Don't let it... get you down. 1187 01:17:03,668 --> 01:17:05,376 What a shame, really. 1188 01:17:05,543 --> 01:17:07,459 Watch the leg, girl. 1189 01:17:11,543 --> 01:17:12,584 Come on, son. 1190 01:17:13,793 --> 01:17:14,959 Come on. 1191 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,418 Get in the car, Dad, it's raining. 1192 01:18:04,959 --> 01:18:06,100 Eva, 1193 01:18:06,751 --> 01:18:09,168 what happened to you 1194 01:18:10,126 --> 01:18:11,459 just happened, right? 1195 01:18:13,418 --> 01:18:16,626 Have some breakfast, eat something. 1196 01:18:17,840 --> 01:18:18,668 And... well... 1197 01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:22,501 Eat up, eh? 1198 01:18:23,793 --> 01:18:24,793 Thanks,Dad. 1199 01:18:24,959 --> 01:18:27,418 Okay, okay- 1200 01:18:53,584 --> 01:18:56,834 "Eva, we're made for each other. 1201 01:18:57,100 --> 01:19:00,584 This may sound weird to you, especially... 1202 01:19:00,793 --> 01:19:04,334 after not having talked to you all summer. 1203 01:19:05,793 --> 01:19:07,626 But if you'll let me, 1204 01:19:07,793 --> 01:19:10,126 I can offer you a plan you can't refuse. 1205 01:19:10,751 --> 01:19:12,334 Why don't we go out together? 1206 01:19:12,834 --> 01:19:15,126 And if we like it, we can get married, 1207 01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:18,668 and have some kids. 1208 01:19:19,751 --> 01:19:21,876 And then grow old together, 1209 01:19:23,293 --> 01:19:26,501 which with medical advances, could be a long time. 1210 01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:31,418 Will you be a part of my plan? 1211 01:19:37,334 --> 01:19:38,959 Alex loves me. 1212 01:19:41,543 --> 01:19:43,100 And I love him. 1213 01:19:44,918 --> 01:19:46,918 So I'm not letting him get away. 1214 01:19:49,334 --> 01:19:50,543 Do I go get him? 1215 01:19:50,918 --> 01:19:52,709 - Of course! -Let's go! 1216 01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:53,668 Let's 1217 01:20:02,668 --> 01:20:05,168 - Eva, if you call Alex... - No, I'll call him. 1218 01:20:05,376 --> 01:20:07,834 If we kill ourselves, it's a real drama. 1219 01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:10,876 - Okay. -What are the dial codes? 1220 01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:13,501 Give it here, Dad, I can do it faster. 1221 01:20:13,709 --> 01:20:16,376 - You just keep moving. -Shit! Voicemail! 1222 01:20:16,543 --> 01:20:19,334 Voicemail? Have you got a signal? 1223 01:20:19,459 --> 01:20:20,501 Call again. 1224 01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:27,626 Brother, something here just doesn't fit. 1225 01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,793 Eva's always been in love with you. 1226 01:20:33,168 --> 01:20:36,126 Besides, one drink 1227 01:20:36,334 --> 01:20:39,834 and she passes right out, you know that. 1228 01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:42,430 Kids, it's getting late. Come on! 1229 01:20:42,668 --> 01:20:43,834 Let's go. 1230 01:20:58,376 --> 01:21:00,793 - Eva, damn it! -C'mon, girls! 1231 01:21:06,876 --> 01:21:09,751 He must be inside already, it's so late! 1232 01:21:11,126 --> 01:21:14,668 - You can't go in. Security... -l have an idea, it's kind of illegal. 1233 01:21:14,834 --> 01:21:17,626 - No! -They closed it! 1234 01:21:17,793 --> 01:21:19,251 Eva! Which way? 1235 01:21:19,418 --> 01:21:20,584 That way! Let's go! 1236 01:21:32,793 --> 01:21:34,376 - That's it. -Now? 1237 01:21:34,543 --> 01:21:35,668 Testing. 1238 01:21:35,834 --> 01:21:38,543 Alex? Hello. One, two... Alex? 1239 01:21:38,709 --> 01:21:41,100 Alex, it's Eva. Can you hear me? 1240 01:21:41,168 --> 01:21:43,459 Yes or no. Alex! 1241 01:21:43,626 --> 01:21:45,100 Alex, it's Eva. 1242 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:48,793 I really need you to forgive me. Alex, can you hear me? 1243 01:21:51,501 --> 01:21:54,459 I need you to listen, I need you to forgive me. 1244 01:21:54,793 --> 01:21:58,293 I'm so sorry. Don't go, please. Don't catch that plane. 1245 01:21:59,876 --> 01:22:01,251 - Alex... -Eva'.! 1246 01:22:01,376 --> 01:22:03,100 ...I need to talk to you. 1247 01:22:03,501 --> 01:22:06,584 I found the letter you wrote to me that you never read to me. 1248 01:22:06,751 --> 01:22:08,334 - Eva'. -In it you said that... 1249 01:22:08,459 --> 01:22:10,668 -you saw me and saw yourself. -Damn'. Where are you'? 1250 01:22:10,834 --> 01:22:14,100 You saw us together for our whole lives. 1251 01:22:14,751 --> 01:22:17,126 We're made for each other. 1252 01:22:17,334 --> 01:22:20,840 - Yes, I know it too. -Eva'. I'm here'. Eva'.! 1253 01:22:20,293 --> 01:22:22,876 I know it was a perfect, wonderful plan... 1254 01:22:24,834 --> 01:22:28,168 ...that I screwed up. Forgive me, I can't recall a thing. 1255 01:22:28,334 --> 01:22:31,168 If I did anything... I don't know what happened. 1256 01:22:31,501 --> 01:22:34,251 It's alright. Damn it, Eva, I love you. 1257 01:22:34,959 --> 01:22:37,876 I just want to tell you one thing. You're the plan of my life. 1258 01:22:38,293 --> 01:22:41,959 - And you're mine. -Remember one thing... 1259 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:45,793 Now or never, you know it. Now or never. 1260 01:22:46,251 --> 01:22:50,840 I love you, Alex. I don't know if you're listening, but... 1261 01:22:50,293 --> 01:22:53,501 you're everything to me! I love you! 1262 01:22:53,668 --> 01:22:54,626 - No! -Bastard! 1263 01:22:56,100 --> 01:22:57,709 - Alex! -Alejandro! 1264 01:22:57,876 --> 01:22:58,709 Alejandro, my son. 1265 01:22:58,876 --> 01:23:00,876 - Dad. -Mex. 1266 01:23:01,100 --> 01:23:03,126 - Go after here. -I don't know where she is. 1267 01:23:03,334 --> 01:23:07,100 I'd go that way... Well, I wouldn't go at all... 1268 01:23:07,168 --> 01:23:10,334 -but if it's what you want... -Okay. 1269 01:23:16,418 --> 01:23:17,793 Eva! 1270 01:23:17,959 --> 01:23:18,709 Eva! 1271 01:23:20,918 --> 01:23:22,100 Don't go all SOPPY! 1272 01:23:24,168 --> 01:23:25,793 Eva! Eva! 1273 01:23:26,501 --> 01:23:27,126 Eva! 1274 01:23:29,126 --> 01:23:30,100 Eva! 1275 01:23:30,709 --> 01:23:33,293 Where are you? I love you too! 1276 01:23:34,100 --> 01:23:35,668 Eva! 1277 01:23:46,543 --> 01:23:48,168 Let go of me! 1278 01:23:48,376 --> 01:23:49,459 Eva! 1279 01:23:49,626 --> 01:23:50,668 Eva! 1280 01:23:51,668 --> 01:23:53,834 I haven't done anything! Let go of me! 1281 01:23:56,751 --> 01:23:59,376 Can't you run in an airport? 1282 01:24:02,840 --> 01:24:03,251 Eva! 1283 01:24:08,168 --> 01:24:09,668 Let go of me! 1284 01:24:12,668 --> 01:24:15,668 Let me out! Damn it, let me out! 1285 01:24:17,418 --> 01:24:20,334 I just want to see Eva! I need to get out! 1286 01:24:24,459 --> 01:24:26,418 I just want to be with Eva. 1287 01:24:41,293 --> 01:24:42,100 Eva. 1288 01:24:42,126 --> 01:24:43,959 You really want to be with me? 1289 01:24:50,840 --> 01:24:50,959 I do. 1290 01:24:51,543 --> 01:24:53,543 Only if you want to be with me. 1291 01:24:57,251 --> 01:24:58,334 Inn: 1292 01:24:59,709 --> 01:25:01,251 do. 1293 01:25:06,100 --> 01:25:07,501 Can I kiss the bride? 1294 01:25:51,334 --> 01:25:52,668 Just as well. 1295 01:25:52,834 --> 01:25:55,376 Get off! Oh, how funny! 1296 01:25:55,543 --> 01:25:58,584 I really feel so good inside... 1297 01:25:58,751 --> 01:26:00,376 Let's take this photo! 1298 01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:02,459 Oh, the photo. Come on. 1299 01:26:02,668 --> 01:26:04,418 Auntie, quick, the photo. 1300 01:26:04,584 --> 01:26:06,668 - The train, the diadem... -Come on. 1301 01:26:08,293 --> 01:26:10,376 Come on, quick. 1302 01:26:10,543 --> 01:26:12,668 - Where do we go? Here? -And the bride and groom? 1303 01:26:12,834 --> 01:26:14,918 - The bride and groom! - Here they come! 1304 01:26:16,751 --> 01:26:18,334 To the bride and groom! 1305 01:26:27,100 --> 01:26:28,584 - This is the right one, huh? -Yes. 1306 01:26:32,430 --> 01:26:34,834 After the cheese! 1307 01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:33,668 NOW OR NEVER 1308 01:27:37,251 --> 01:27:39,876 The hotel biz is slavery. 1309 01:27:41,668 --> 01:27:43,709 It has its pluses, but it's slavery. 1310 01:27:43,959 --> 01:27:45,376 I'm going to leave the dogs... 1311 01:27:45,543 --> 01:27:48,376 ...that's not a plant... I left it on automatic watering 1312 01:27:48,543 --> 01:27:50,100 and it feeds itself. 1313 01:27:50,168 --> 01:27:52,709 That's laugh now, cry later. 1314 01:27:52,876 --> 01:27:55,626 But since I'm so... clever... 1315 01:27:56,430 --> 01:27:58,293 I wouldn't speak the word of a lie, right? 1316 01:27:58,418 --> 01:28:00,751 ...there's no shame in that... 1317 01:28:00,918 --> 01:28:04,918 But we had fun... We had fun alright. 1318 01:28:05,430 --> 01:28:08,126 It may be a camping ground, but I think it's comfy. 1319 01:28:08,376 --> 01:28:11,334 I've stopped doing my... recovery. 1320 01:28:12,418 --> 01:28:14,584 A ton of your shit. 1321 01:28:15,430 --> 01:28:19,543 I don't want to wash anybody's undies. 1322 01:28:20,626 --> 01:28:23,376 Now this fellow says: "I'm heading out..." 1323 01:28:23,543 --> 01:28:25,501 But he's in his place and I'm in mine. 1324 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:29,501 Who are you? The friend... from the kids company, right? 1325 01:28:29,793 --> 01:28:33,376 If not for times like this... 1326 01:30:51,168 --> 01:30:53,959 Subtitles: LASERFILM 1327 01:30:54,840 --> 01:30:56,376 Translation: Lindsay Moxham 87613