All language subtitles for zoeys extraordinary playlist s02e02 1080p web h264-cakes (1)_track3_[eng]

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- That giraffe is,
like, staring at me.

- Sorry.

[giraffe squeaks]
[chuckles]

Daryl gets a little jealous.
- Okay.

- I...
[chuckles]

Needed...this.

- Me too.
- Mm.

No, I mean,

we have been hooking up
for the last five minutes,

and I haven't even thought
about my dad once.

- Yeah, maybe we should keep
not thinking about him?

[laughter]
Come here.

[moans]

- What I mean to say is...

[sighs]
This is a nice distraction.

You know, after living
in heaviness for so long.

I could really use a grief
vacation, if that makes sense.

- Oh, that makes sense.

And I'm happy
to be your distraction...

multiple times
if that's what it takes.

- Who's ready
for "House Hunters?"

- Oh!
- Oh, Max, you're in here.

What--it's great.
Boys are allowed in here.

[chuckles]

I mean, you're a man,
obviously, which is also great.

- Mom, do you think we could
take a rain check on TV night?

- Of course, of course.

Uh, have some popcorn in case
you work up an appetite...

[laughing]
For--for whatever reason.

Okay, I'm just going
to turn the TV up

so I can't hear anything.

I was never here.
Bye.

[door closes]

- Um, so where were we?

- I think back in junior high?

- Okay, how about this?

Tomorrow we have
a full-on romantic date night

at my apartment.

I'll head back there
after work.

I'll make a perfectly
below-average dinner,

and I'll put on
whatever music...

[whispering] People listen to

when they have sexy time.

- No, never get a place
near the highway!

- Yeah, date night at your
place is gonna be awesome.

♪ ♪

- Ugh.

♪ ♪

- Hey, roomie.
Top of the morning to you.

Why are you still looking
at that PSP website?

- I like to see
if there's any breakthroughs

in your father's disease, and--

- Mom, you know you're allowed

to take a break
from that, right?

- I just don't know
how to turn it off.

I mean,
I have been trying to help

for the last year and a half,

and I don't know what to do
with all that energy.

- We can start by doing this.

Now, can we talk
about something else?

- Okay, did you and Max
finally do it?

- It's not exactly
the conversation I had in mind,

and can you just be
a little less comfortable

talking about my sex life?
[door opens, closes]

- Ooh, we talking
about Zoey's sex life?

- Who was it? Max or Simon?
Please say Simon.

- Oh, but I feel like Max
has put in so much more time.

- This family needs
better boundaries.

- [baby fusses]
- Emily, where is your sister?

I thought she was
already in town.

- What?
Jenna's coming?

I haven't seen her
since she danced

into the cake
at your wedding.

- She is fun at parties.
- Yes.

Jenna was supposed to get
in last night,

but she hit a squirrel
on the drive from Seattle,

and so she had to take it
to an animal hospital...

where she vibed
with an orderly named Leon

and told me she wanted
to see where it goes.

So I just told her
to come over whenever.

[doorbell rings]
- Where is my nephew?

Okay, I need to see
his smushy face now!

- I'm guessing that's her.

- Hey!

Okay, I got everyone
breakfast burritos.

Well, everyone except Miles,

I'm pretty sure he's not
on solids yet, right?

- Yeah, that's correct.

I think burritos really are
a three-month thing.

- Jenna, you made it!

- I would've been here sooner,
but I had to stop

at my favorite taquería
in the Mission first.

It is super authentic.
Hope y'all like tripe.

- Mmm, sounds delicious.

[Bell Biv DeVoe's "Poison"]

- ♪ Girl, I must warn you ♪

♪ I sense something strange
in my mind ♪

♪ Yeah, situation is serious ♪

♪ Let's cure it 'cause
we're running out of time ♪

♪ It's, oh, so beautiful ♪

♪ Relationships
they seem from the start ♪

- [mouths words]
- ♪ Yeah, mm-hmm ♪

♪ It's all so deadly ♪

♪ When love is not together
from the heart ♪

♪ Mm-hmm, check it out ♪

♪ It's driving me out
of my mind ♪

♪ That's why it's hard
for me to find ♪

♪ Can't get it out of my head ♪

♪ Miss her, kiss her,
love her ♪

- Make yourself at home, Jenna.

- Wrong move, you're dead.

♪ That girl is poison ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Never trust
a big butt and a smile ♪

♪ That girl is poison ♪

- I'm gonna take my burrito
to go.

I have to head into work early
'cause I have a thing tonight.

Nice to see you, Jenna.

[whispering] I would watch out
for those two.

[soft upbeat music]

- Okay, so, just to recap

our plan of attack
on the restaurant,

I will get cracking
on a program

that links all
the major food-delivery apps,

and you can start thinking
about front-of-house stuff,

like decor, cocktail menu,

and how we present things
like lo mein, seafood towers,

and loaded nachos
all on the same table.

- Done, done, done, and done,
but now I really want nachos.

- Okay, great.

So the last thing we need
to do for now

is just sign a contract to make
this whole thing official.

- Oh, but, baby,
we don't need to do that.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's fine.

It's just a basic
50/50 partnership agreement.

I downloaded it
for free online.

It's, like,
four sentences long.

I even found a typo in it.

- Ooh, I'm sorry,
but, you know,

I can't be locked down.

It really limits my freedom.
[cell phone buzzing]

- What? Oh, no, no, no,
I'm not trying to limit you.

I'm just trying
to be professional.

I thought you were excited
about the idea

of working on this together.
- I am.

I'm just like a little bird
who can't be locked in a cage.

And speaking
of this little bird,

this little bird needs
some fresh air

and a smoothie--
I'll be back.

Ooh,
maybe I'll go get some shoes,

get a new handbag,
get my nails done,

get my hair done.

- What?

[elevator bell dings]

- Hello, Max.

Just wanted to leave you
a quick message

to let you know I came in early
to motivate the troops

so we can all be out by 5:00
and have sex.

Well, we'll be having sex.

The others I can
almost guarantee will not.

Here's hoping my first day
as boss will be smooth sailing.

- Flip it!
[people cheering]

- Flip it!

[overlapping excited chatter]

- Hey, there we go!

[people cheer]

- How great was that?

- We're friends now.
[giggles]

- Morning, team.

Why is this a good use
of company time?

- Zoey, can we have
a quick executive sidebar?

So I know it might seem
like we're wasting time,

but I'm just letting them
blow off some steam.

Studies show it helps
with productivity.

- Well, I'm glad
you're embracing your new role

as team manager, Leif,
but, uh, how does a game

called "Nut Punch"
help with productivity?

- Yeah, I'll try
and get them to focus.

- Great.
I believe in you.

And if we finish
our work quickly,

we can all go home
early tonight.

♪ ♪

- Morning, boss.

- That's right.

I am technically
your boss, too.

Doesn't mean you get
special treatment.

I am going to ride you
so hard--

No, that came out wrong.

- Um, have you checked
social media lately?

Because the new Sprqpoint Watch
update is blowing up.

- That's amazing.

Congrats to you
and the marketing team.

- No, not in a good way.
I mean literally blowing up.

- [screaming]
My watch is on fire!

- That's so far away.

How do we know he's wearing
a Sprqpoint--

- My Sprqpoint Watch
Model 3 Edition

is burning
my frickin' wrist off!

♪ ♪

- Wow.

We are...

[electric guitar chord]

[cell phone blooping]

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Sorry.

I just have to send a quick...

totally business-related text.

So, as you may be aware,

I am the new boss
of the fourth floor.

So away we go.

Something is causing
our watch batteries to overheat

while people are wearing them.

Right now it's just
a few cases,

but we need to fix this fast.

So, Leif, do you think
that it has something to do

with the software update
that went out yesterday?

- Um, well, I mean,
technically,

it could have something
to do with the update,

but it could also be
a hardware issue

or a third-party app.

I mean,
Mercury's in retrograde.

- Why does Mercury
in retrograde

have anything to with over--

- Hey, hey, can you see me?

Am I glitching?
I feel like I'm glitching.

- Hi, Danny Michael Davis.
What a surprise.

You look great.

House arrest
really becomes you.

- Yeah, if you could see
this bulky ankle bracelet,

you'd know that things
have been pretty rough

for me right now.

[inhales deeply]

Ahh.

Look, I'm sorry
to interrupt your meeting.

I know I'm not legally allowed
to run the company right now,

but there's nothing stopping me
from offering a little advice

as a friend of the court,

who has a controlling
ownership of everything.

Now, assuming the programmers
will have a fix soon

for this literal
watch meltdown,

we need to start coming up
with a way

to spin this to the media.
Any ideas?

- Danny, it's your boy
Tobin Batra

coming at you from programming.

What if we claim
their video is a deepfake?

Then we make
our own deepfake videos

of all of
our competitors' watches,

completely confusing
the entire marketplace?

Okay, get out, Tobin.

- What?

- No, no, sorry.

Zoey, I advise you
to kick Tobin out.

- Would you like
to get out, Tobin?

- Okay.

Excuse me.
Pardon--pardon me.

- Uh, anyone else?
- Here's a thought, team.

Maybe we can frame this
as a problem of overreach.

Like, in an effort to make up
for our past transgressions,

we overloaded
the new Sprqpoint Watch

with updates that
are impressive and free,

but we will quickly
resolve this issue,

and it will not stop us

from overdelivering
to all of our customers.

- Who said that?
Zoey, move me.

Now, Zoey, like, right now.
- Oh.

- Move me.

[cart wheels squeaking]

Oh, there he is.
My main man, Sampson.

- Simon.
- Even better.

You are officially the new
PR spokesperson for Sprqpoint.

- Okay.

My expertise is in marketing,
but I did intern--

- S-Dog, you got the yes.

Not sure why
we're still talking.

♪ ♪

[keys clacking]

[notification chimes]

♪ ♪

- After moving from Santa Fe
to Seattle and, like,

struggling to find my way
through the body-art movement,

which is, like,
surprisingly political,

I finally found a great
life coach who got me to, like,

such a good place mentally
that we started dating.

- Wait, that guy Zander
was your life coach?

Isn't that
a professional no-no?

- Apparently not for Zander.

He left me two months ago
for his own life coach.

But he did help me realize that
I have so much love to give.

And who better to give it
to than my little sister

and her stupidly cute baby?

- And we so appreciate it.

It's just...
I only got about, like,

two hours of sleep last night,
and this is my one time to--

- Jenna, you've got
to see this.

I've got some flowers blooming
in my greenhouse

that are otherworldly.

- Oh, my God, I am so down.

Okay, I'll tell you
about Zander--

And she's already out.

♪ ♪

[keys clacking]

[indistinct chatter]

- You can beat George.

You can do this.
You got this.

No, you got this, dude.

- Leif.
- Focus.

- I am heading out.

I have a meeting that has been
rescheduled many times.

So you sure you got this?

- Yeah, totally.
Never been more focused.

- I can't!
I can't do it anymore, man!

[people cheer and groan]

- Yes!
[laughs]

Yes! None of you believed
in my abilities

or my inhuman pain threshold,
but I'm the champion!

- "Fire Wrist"?

Did you seriously make a game

out of the very thing
you're supposed to fix?

- Well, we figured out how to
simulate the overheating issue,

and what started out as
a very legitimate test

kind of, sort of completely
turned into a game.

But they promised me they'd
focus after the final round.

- Just put the scoreboard away
and fix it.

- Yeah, I can and will.
Birders' oath.

[pad beeps,
elevator bell dings]

- Come on, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

Okay.
Excuse me.

♪ ♪

- Wow.

Looks like she wants to get out
of here faster than we do.

- Just got a big night planned,
like, very big,

like, several years
in the making big.

I'll stop talking now.

- You're the new boss
of the fourth floor, right?

- Sure am.
And you're coders on five?

all: Yep.

- And I don't think
I've ever been in the elevator

with three other female
programmers before.

We must be breaking
some sort of record.

- It's true, you don't see
many of us in the wild,

which is why, as a gender,
we must stick together,

and--
[elevator bell dings]

Ooh, got to go!
Sex!

[both chuckling]

Um, you probably can't tell,

but this meal is just very
tastefully presented takeout.

- Seriously?

You mean you didn't prepare

this tofu pad see ew
and chicken larb?

[chuckling]

It is all very nice,

minus the terrible smell and
the below-arctic temperature.

Have you really not been
back here since your--

- No, and there's definitely
a dead thing in the microwave.

[muffled opera music playing]

Uh-oh.

Mo's playing opera music.
That's never a good sign.

- Yeah, there's a decent chance
that might be because of me.

- Oh, what happened?
- It was super weird.

One minute, we were having fun
talking about ideas,

and then the next,
he just shut down on me.

But, hey, let's forget it.

This is our night.
Let's just focus on each other.

[chuckles]

♪ ♪

- That's really loud, isn't it?

- Yeah, I think
your mom's house

might have
been better, honestly.

- Okay, I will be right back.

I mean, does he have
to sing along?

[pounding on door]

♪ ♪

- Hey, are you back
in your place?

- I'm not--I mean, I am,
but just for the night.

Is something wrong?

- What makes you say that?

- You're blasting opera music,
and the last time you did that

was when "Will and Grace"
got canceled again.

- Well, if it happens twice,
shame on me, but I'm fine.

All is good,
and now that I know

that you're here,
I'll turn the music down.

♪ ♪

- Are you sure
everything's okay?

Max might have mentioned

that things didn't go
super smoothly today.

- Not your problem.
Sorry for the noise, really.

♪ ♪

[Sam Smith's
"Too Good at Goodbyes"]

- ♪ You must think
that I'm stupid ♪

♪ You must think
that I'm a fool ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You must think
that I'm new to this ♪

♪ But I have seen
this all before ♪

♪ But every time you hurt me ♪

♪ The less that I cry ♪

♪ Every time you leave me,
the quicker these tears dry ♪

♪ And every time you walk out,
the less I love you ♪

♪ Baby, we don't stand
a chance ♪

♪ It's sad, but it's true ♪

♪ I'm way too good
at goodbyes ♪

♪ I'm way too good ♪

♪ At goodbyes ♪

♪ No way that you see me cry ♪

♪ I'm way too good ♪

♪ At goodbyes ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪

♪ I'm way to good
at goodbyes ♪

♪ No, no, no ♪

♪ I'm way too good ♪

♪ At goodbyes ♪

♪ No way
that you'll see me cry ♪

♪ I'm way too good ♪

♪ At goodbyes ♪

♪ ♪

Do you need anything else?

Okay, bye.
Enjoy your night.

[soft upbeat music]

- Hard to imagine
that happening now.

- Okay.

I don't know what went on
with you and Mo,

but he just sang to me,

and I felt a lot
of inner turmoil there.

- What?
This is crazy.

All I did was ask him to sign
a basic partnership agreement.

- Well, that must have
triggered something major

because he's ready
to say goodbye,

and apparently
he's quite good at that.

- Goodbye?
To what--to me?

Our friendship?
The whole restaurant?

- I don't know, Max,
but he's in a really bad place.

- [sighs]

Anyway, want to do it?

- Very much so.
Come here.

[muffled opera music playing]

♪ ♪

I'm sorry.

Um, it's just that singing
is very emotional and intense.

I know it sounds really lame,

but I kind of want
our first time to be special.

- Oh, I mean...

I do, too.

Special and soon.
- Yes.

- Okay, I'll tell you what--
I'm going to do some digging,

and I'm going to find out
what's going on with Mo,

and then I'm going to rent us
a cabin deep in the woods

so that nobody can stop us...

[whispering]
From doing the nasty.

♪ ♪

[soft upbeat music]

[cell phone blooping]

♪ ♪

- Sprqpoint is really
cutting corners, huh?

Note
the disproportionate amount

of chocolate-coconut ones.

You know they got those
on discount.

- Well, I am a nut for coconut.

You can use that
in a press release if you want.

- Yeah, what I'd really love
is to report

some good news
about the Sprqpoint Watch

to the media.

What are the odds
we'll have a fix on that soon?

- I would think pretty high.

[Chris Isaak's
"Baby Did a Bad Bad Thing"]

♪ ♪

[together]
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ You ever love
someone so much ♪

♪ You thought your little heart
was gonna break in two? ♪

♪ I didn't think so ♪

♪ You ever tried
with all your heart and soul ♪

♪ To get your lover
back to you? ♪

♪ I want to hope so ♪

♪ You ever pray
with all your heart and soul ♪

♪ Just to
watch her walk away? ♪

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing,
and I feel like crying ♪

♪ Oh, I feel like crying ♪

♪ ♪

[together]
♪ Baby did a bad, bad thing ♪

♪ ♪

[indistinct chatter]

- Actually, don't get
your hopes up too high.

Leif?

Quick exec sidebar in my office
when you have a sec?

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Thank you for babysitting me

these last couple
of days, Maggie.

- What?
I'm not babysitting you.

- It's fine.

Emily used to make David
run interference with me, too.

- Oh, no,
I'm sure it's not like that.

They're both
just exhausted right now.

Having a newborn
is really, really hard.

- I know, that's why
I came down here--to help out.

But it's like every nice thing
I try to do for them,

it's not the Emily way.

- You're talking
about those tripe burritos,

aren't you?
- Yeah.

I probably should have
picked a different protein,

but mistakes were made.

It's just--it's not easy

being Emily Kang's big sister.

She's always ten steps ahead,
no matter what.

- Well, Jenna, if you truly
want to be helpful,

think about
what Emily really needs.

I mean, she's with Miles
all day long,

and her husband's
going through a lot

of his own stuff right now,

so what would make her
life better right now?

- A really long vacation,

Swedish massage
by two Swedish men,

copious amounts
of illicit drugs?

- All good suggestions, um,
but let's--let's keep walking.

Maybe we can think
of a few more.

- [laughs]
Okay.

- So any more insight

into what might have happened
with the watch?

- Um, no, not really.

We're just going app by app,
checking for any coding errors.

- Cool, cool...

'cause you could always tell me

if you were ever feeling...

guilty or bad.

Bad, bad, bad.

- Yeah, okay, um...

I know exactly
why the watches malfunction

because it was my fault.

I rushed through the update
without doing

a proper safety check.

'Cause, see, I wanted
to stay on schedule

to prove how great
of a manager I was,

but the guys
won't listen to me.

So I gave up on them,

and I took on
the entire project myself.

And now they all know
that this is my screwup

because I'm just a bad manager,
I guess.

- Listen, it is great
that you want to do a good job.

And it's also perfectly normal
to make mistakes along the way.

If you remember, I was--

- An awful manager
for the first few months, yeah.

- Gonna say "weeks."

But beating yourself up
isn't helping anybody.

It's just wasting time
that we don't have.

So promise not to make
the same mistake twice.

Dust off
your slim-fitting chinos

and keep moving forward.

- Okay, thank you.

They're a skinny cut taper.

♪ ♪

[cell phone chimes]

[cell phone bloops]

♪ ♪

[soft pop music playing]

- I feel ridiculous.

The last time I wore
this much makeup, I was three,

and David wanted me
to look like one of his dolls.

- If you don't stop talking,
little woman,

I'm going to have to let you
leave without proper blending.

- I wonder if Max
would like this look on me.

- Mm.

- What do you think?

- Mm.
- Because even if he didn't,

I'm sure we could talk it out,
come to some mutual compromise,

because if there's one thing
I know about Max,

he is very reasonable.
- Mm.

- About the look...

Of my makeup.
- You know what?

You didn't come here
for a makeover.

You came to be Max's spy,
didn't you, Red Sparrow?

- I'm sorry.

It's just--he told me that
when he mentioned the idea

of you guys signing a contract,
it seemed to really spook you.

- I've just had a problem
with partnerships in the past,

and seeing the contract
really just brought up

some unhappy memories for me.

- But if this is about trust,
I can assure you

that Max is the most loyal guy
that I've ever met.

Like, inadvisably loyal.

Seriously, he should have
been over me months ago.

- Enough. You took advantage
of makeover night,

the most sacred of all nights,
and because of that,

there is no recovery,
so get out.

Girl, I don't care
that you look like Rafiki.

Get out.

♪ ♪

- We really
don't have to do this.

I mean, Mo is being
totally irrational.

If he's going to be this way,

maybe I should just go back
to one of my old ideas.

There's got to be one
in there somewhere.

- I'm sorry, but the thought
of my two best friends

working together is too good

to just let you
both give up on it.

Plus, sex, so...

- Yeah.

- Hi, there,
since you guys

are having trouble
trusting each other,

I thought maybe you could try
some team-building exercises

we did at work.

I have...

a whole binder of activities
that you guys could--

Wait, wait, wait!

What if I let you do

a full head-to-toe makeover
on me later?

I won't say a word
the entire time,

and you can have
your way with me.

- Can I burn all your sweaters?

- Sure.
- No.

- Fine,
but I don't do trust falls.

- Yeah, no, me neither.

I don't trust them.

- Have fun.

[soft upbeat music]

♪ ♪

Leif?
Leif?

Leif!

Did you really pull
an all-nighter?

- Uh, yeah, yeah. We all did.

But, hey, you know,
the watch is fixed.

- Well, that's good.
You fixed it.

- Well, you know, between, uh,
rounds of office chair racing

and Extreme Marker Jousting,

I managed to get
the team to focus.

But it will not stay
that way for long.

It's like a frat house.

- Yeah, Tobin does really seem
in his element.

- One, two, three!
Coffee creamer, go!

- Go!

- Yeah, they invented
a new game.

It's just called
Cranberry Leif.

It's just where they throw
dried cranberries at me.

- Well, if you'll remember,
they used to play Snowy on Zoey

with packing peanuts.

- Yeah, that was a fun one.

- Enough.

It has been hours and hours,

and it feels like torture.

- Well, to be fair,
we have taken a coffee break,

a lunch break,
and there was one time

you just ignored me
for 45 minutes.

- I'm sorry, Max,
I can't do this

without my crystal ball.

I can't commit to any of this.

- Okay, can we just try
one more exercise?

- Fine.

Two truths and a lie.
- Oh, great, I love this one.

Okay, I'll go first.

One, I once got
into a street fight when I--

- That's the lie. Are we done?
- Can you just let me finish?

It could be any one of them.
- I don't think it can.

- Two, I may have started
hooking up with our friend.

- Two, I'm well aware of that.

- Three, after 31 years
on this Earth,

I have never once
heard my father say

"I'm proud of you."

- Oh.

You want to go there?
Okay.

- Nothing else worked, so...

- [sighs]

In my early 20s,
I started a jeans company

with my best friend, Zora.

The night
before our first meeting,

I took all of our designs,
and I changed them.

Then after steamrolling him
and all of his ideas,

I sidelined him in the meeting,
cutting him out of the deal,

all because I thought
I could do it all on my own,

and I didn't want anyone
standing in my way.

- Zora and I had been
best friends since junior high,

and I haven't spoken
to him in six years--

all for a company
that didn't go anywhere.

- And what's your number two?

- That is why I can't sign
this contract, Max.

It has nothing to do
with me trusting you,

but everything to do
with me trusting myself,

knowing that deep down
inside me, I am so good

at saying goodbye to anyone
that stands in my way,

just like that.

- It sounds like
you have a lot of guilt

about what happened
with you and Zora.

I mean, that's got
to be worth something.

- That's because he didn't
deserve to be treated that way.

And the last thing I want to do
is to drive you away, too.

- Mo, that's not
going to happen.

I mean, every relationship
is always a risk,

and whatever problem we have,
we can work out--

contract or not.

And if you do decide
to screw me over,

I will sic that
redheaded neighbor on you,

and you do not want her fury.

- [breathes deeply]

[cell phone chimes, bloops]

Oh, um, I got to go.

[knock at door]
Zoey!

Hey, Zoey, are you okay?

Hey, is everything okay?

- Oh, yeah.

I'm fine.

But I do need your help
with something.

- Okay.

- How'd it go
with you and Mo?

- Great, I think we made
some real progress today.

Wait, is there not an SOS?

Because I thought
something was very wrong.

I got out of my Uber

and basically ran across
the bridge to get here.

- Well, I hope you're
not too tired for this.

[soft music]

My mom and Jenna gave David
and Emily the night off,

and they're watching
the baby at their place,

which means the house is ours.

No more interruptions.

- Wait, wait,
quick question--um...

what did you do
with the giraffe?

- Don't worry.
I hid him in the closet.

You're safe.

- Thank you.

- Maybe it's a bit much,

but I wanted it to be romantic.

I wanted to go big or go--
I am home, but you get it.

- Did you make
that swan yourself?

- I might have gone
to origami camp

in middle school...

between hooking up with guys.
- Mm-hmm.

- Anyway, you want
some champagne?

- Sure.

[glasses clink]

[both chuckle]

- Okay, so...

we're doing this.
- We are. We are doing this.

Uh, so, on the off chance that
we might have found ourselves

back in this situation,

I've been working on a way
to block heart songs

from popping into my head
and ruining the moment.

- Oh.

Do you have a tinfoil hat?
- Better.

I found a very open-minded
therapist in Berkeley

who gave me some strategies.

All should be
very good and normal.

- Great.
- Yeah.

Then lose the top, mister.

[soft music]

♪ ♪

["Take Me Out
to the Ball Game"]

- ♪ Take me out
to the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out
to the crowd ♪

♪ Buy me some peanuts
and Cracker Jacks ♪

♪ I don't care
if I never get back ♪

- Did your therapist's strategy
have something to do

with America's
favorite pastime?

- Okay, good, that's what
you're supposed to be hearing.

That means it's working.

Yeah, I know it's totally
an odd soundtrack for intimacy,

but I picked a completely
random and neutral song

just to displace
any other emotions.

- So you're literally thinking
about baseball?

Okay, I can roll with that.

- ♪ Let me
root, root, root ♪

♪ For the home team ♪

♪ If they don't win,
it's a shame ♪

♪ 'Cause it's-- ♪

♪ Close your eyes,
make a wish ♪

♪ And blow out
the candlelight ♪

♪ For tonight
is just your night ♪

♪ We're gonna celebrate ♪

♪ All through the night ♪

- Max.

- Another song just snuck
in there, did it not?

- Yes, but if it makes you feel
any better, it was very smooth.

- No, it does not make me
feel any better.

Come on, Max,
you trained for this.

All right, you know what?
I can do this.

I just need to pick a lane.
[chuckles]

I got to get out of my head
or, honestly, more in my head.

Either way,
I just have to decide.

- It's fine, just relax.
It's not a big deal.

- No, no, no, I can do this.

Let's just power through it...

in a sexy way.

["Take Me Out
to the Ball Game"]

- ♪ Take me out
to the ball game ♪

♪ Take me out
to the crowd ♪

♪ Buy me some-- ♪

♪ Pour the wine,
light the fire ♪

♪ Girl, your wish
is my command ♪

♪ I submit to your demands ♪

♪ I will do any-- ♪

♪ Peanuts and Cracker Jacks ♪

♪ I don't care if I never-- ♪

♪ Make love to you
like you want me to ♪

♪ And I'll hold you tight ♪

♪ Baby, all through the night ♪

♪ I'll make love
to you when you-- ♪

♪ Root, root, root for the-- ♪

Oh, my God!

♪ I'll make love to you
when you want me to ♪

♪ And I will not let go
till you tell me to ♪

♪ Oh, girl... ♪

♪ If they don't win,
it's a shame ♪

♪ For it's
one, two, three strikes-- ♪

- Time-out!
- I know, I know.

I'm still singing
two songs, right?

- There's a little bit

of a Jekyll and Hyde situation
going on.

- Man, I paid good money
to that guy, too.

- Listen...

I don't care what songs
are coming out of you.

- But I do.

I really just wanted us both
to be in the moment, you know?

To give you that grief vacation
you've been wanting so badly

without having you hear
every single thought

running through my head.

It's like there's no way

for it to not ruin
this entire experience.

- I actually feel
the exact opposite.

Knowing what's going on
inside your head

makes me feel closer to you.

- Well, it makes me feel
like you've got

this endless insight into me,
while I've got...

nothing.

- You want to know
what's going on

inside my head right now?

- Yeah.

[tender music]

♪ ♪

- I'm excited...

and a little nervous,
but I'm mostly excited,

because it's not just
about being with anyone.

It's about being with you...

my best friend.

And whatever happens...

we're in this together, okay?

- Okay.

[Kelly Clarkson's
"A Moment Like This"]

♪ ♪

♪ What if I told you ♪

♪ It was all meant to be? ♪

♪ Would you believe me? ♪

♪ Would you agree? ♪

- ♪ It's almost that feeling ♪

♪ That we've met before ♪

♪ So tell me that
you don't think I'm crazy ♪

- What are you doing?
- I am duetting with you.

I know this one,
and I feel the same way.

♪ ♪

- ♪ When I tell you love
has come here and now ♪

♪ A moment like this ♪

- ♪ Some people
wait a lifetime ♪

♪ For a moment like this ♪

- ♪ Some people
search forever ♪

♪ For that one special kiss ♪

- ♪ I can't believe ♪

♪ It's happening to me ♪

both:
♪ Some people wait a lifetime ♪

♪ For a moment ♪

♪ Like this ♪

♪ ♪

- Ah, it was just incredible.

Dinner at an actual restaurant,
a full night's sleep--

I mean, we actually almost feel
like normal people again.

- I still can't believe

Jenna pulled off
the 3:00 a.m. feeding.

- Oh, I literally had to pry
her eyelids open at one point,

but she came through,
didn't she?

- Big-time, yeah--
very unlike her.

It's almost as if someone
put her up to it or something.

- Be honest.

Giving us the night off
was your idea, wasn't it?

- I might have had
to help a little bit,

but it was
a collaborative effort.

She's trying.

- Yeah, listen,
I-I do appreciate my sister.

It's just--she's a lot.

But I'm very thankful
that you've been helping her.

- I have been in help mode
for so long,

it's pretty much the only thing
I know how to do right now.

- Just don't be
too charmed by her.

Jenna can be
the most fun person on Earth,

but right when you think you're
on top of the world together,

the ground shifts, and you're
left cleaning up the mess.

[footsteps approaching]

- Good morning, everyone.
- Hello, Maggie.

David and Emily,
nice to see you always.

- Maxwell, would you
like some cereal?

- Thank you, Zoey.
That'd be lovely.

- Okay, so, uh, is anyone gonna
bring up what happened,

obviously, last night, or are
we all just gonna sit around

trading knowing looks
in silence?

- We are going to say nothing

because Zoey already told us

how she feels
about that kind of talk.

- And we're not gonna
embarrass her or Max.

We are better than that.
- Since when?

- Thank you, Mom and Emily,

for showing
admirable restraint.

- It's important that the women
in your life keep you in line.

- And well-behaved.
- That is so true.

Men are the worst.

I mean, without women,

the world would be
like one endless frat house.

[soft upbeat music]

- Will you guys excuse me?

I have to go handle
something at work

that I should've taken care of
years ago.

- Sure.
- I'll call you later.

- You know,
if she weren't my sister,

I'd totally high-five you
right now.

- [chuckles]
- Seriously, don't hurt her.

Huh?
No.

♪ ♪

- So do you
want to do the honors?

- No, you're their boss.
All you.

♪ ♪

- Okay.

If I could have
everyone's attention...

Since taking over
as team manager,

I haven't exactly loved
the dynamics around here,

so Zoey and I have decided
it's time

to change things up a bit.

With that in mind,

I'd like to introduce
a few new members to our group.

- I don't get it.

Why do these programmers
look like girls?

- Oh, we're playing
a new game today.

It's called "Find Your Seats
on the Fifth Floor."

- I don't know.

That sounds like
a terrible name for a game.

- Huh. Jared, Gabe, Kevin,

HR's already been notified
of your transfers.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, not Gabe.

Hey, man, um, what are you--
what are you doing?

We're called "the brogrammers"
for a reason.

- Not anymore.

McKenzie, Yasmeen, Cass,
welcome to the fourth floor.

- Okay, I don't know
about Extreme Marker Jousting,

but I'm down to play Nut Punch.

Who wants to go first?

♪ ♪

[pop music]

- Uh-huh, look at that.

I found that second typo
you were talking about,

and you are right.

This is the least
intimidating contract ever.

- Whoo-whoo!

Finally!

I am so happy for you guys.

The world better
expect big things.

- Wait a minute.
I just realized something.

- Oh, no, what?

- Today I got into bed
with both of my friends.

- [muffled] I don't like
the sound of that.

- I feel dirty now.
- What? It's a metaphor.

- It makes me want
to scratch you

with these fake nails
that Mo glued on me.

- Mm-mm, don't do that.
Those things are a work of art.

And we haven't even done
your photo shoot yet.

So come on.
- My what?

- [muffled] Photo shoot.
- Oh.

- I didn't agree to that.
- Yes, you did.

Smile.
- Fashion spread.

- Oh, it's a selfie. Smile.
Let's do it up here.

- Is it bad that I think I like
this version of you better?

- Yeah, definitely.

- Posh Spice, Baby Spice.
- Hey, I want...

- Victoria Beckham.