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♪ MTV
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RuPaul: Previously
onAll Stars...
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
you need to create
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your own signature
social media dance challenge.
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I would love another star!
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I want another star.
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Bitch, shut up with
your two-star-having ass.
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Well, I would be the next
to be blocked, wouldn't I be?
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Because I've never been.
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I'd like to think I am.
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I wanna know what's going on
when you get that plunger,
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because those bitches
know something.
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♪ And your sister
on the corner ♪
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♪ Sister on the corner
selling ♪
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♪ P-nah, p-nah, p-nah, p-nah
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♪ P-nah, p-nah,
p-nah, p-p-p-p-p ♪
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♪ Money, money, money, money
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♪ Money, money, money, money
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♪ Money, money, money, money
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Jinkx Monsoon.
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Everything you did
was funnier than the next.
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Monét X Change.
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I think it's a really viral,
marketable idea
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to have a dance online
when people get paid.
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The top two All Stars
of the week
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are Jinkx Monsoon
and Monét X Change.
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[applause]
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You've both earned
a legendary Legend Star.
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This is your chance
to win $10,000
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and block
one of your fellow queens.
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Monét X Change,
con-drag-ulations.
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[applause]
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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Shwah, shwah, shwah.
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Oh, no!
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No more cocktails?
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[laughs]
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-Whoo!
-Whoo!
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Oh, Monét.
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My water broke.
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Whoo, I got a star.
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Thank you, Lord!
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Oh, I have finally joined
the multiple star club.
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I'm not gonna say two-star club
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because I'm not gonna
diminish my successes.
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Oh, my God, congratulations!
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[cheers and applause]
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Girl, finally.
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I'm gonna be the bitch out here
with the most stars.
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I'm not playing.
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Everybody gonna be
like, oh, damn,
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Monét was just waiting
for the end.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's what I was doing,
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I was waiting till the end
to really get crazy.
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Thank you guys.
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It was really great
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to be in the top this week
and get a star,
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and, bitch,
that $10,000, though.
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Bitch, you had slayed
the lip sync.
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I will say
congratulations, girls,
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the first ever
spoken word lip sync.
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Tea, yeah.
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-Yes.
-Yes.
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I hope there's more of them.
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I wanted to do that so bad.
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Really, Trin?
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You don't look like you're
dressed for it at all.
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I mean...
[all laugh]
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[laughs]
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What do you all think
Raja's going to say
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when she finds out
there is no secret
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to this motherfucking plunger?
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[all laugh]
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We have all kept
that secret so well.
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I have not told her at all.
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-She's gonna be so pissed.
-She's gonna be so mad.
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-Oh.
-[laughs]
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She said, I am not fucking
with you children.
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I ain't fucking with you!
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I am a scorned woman.
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[sighs] I've been
humiliated in public.
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[all laugh]
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Oh, my God, y'all,
she's pissed.
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Shame on them.
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Shame on all of them.
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Cunts.
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[all laugh]
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Y'all fucking lied to me!
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There was nothing!
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This entire time
and a complete belief
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that there was some sort
of Illuminati, like, secret.
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I'm so mad at you guys.
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[all laugh]
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Shea started it.
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Shea did start it.
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Who, me?
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And I'm the last to find out,
and I'm, like, so gagged.
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This is my reaction.
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There are two people
with three stars:
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Jaida and Jinkx, and Jinkx
has won four fucking challenges.
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But who's really counting?
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[all laugh]
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Also, there's, like,
only two more challenges
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until the Lalaparuza.
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Oh! Me and my singular star.
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It's lonely here at the bottom.
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Ugh.
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Well, by the looks of it,
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-Jaida and Jinkx...
-For sure.
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-...are in the top four.
-The top four.
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And everybody else
besides me has two.
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Yeah,
two the fuck weeks left.
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It all comes down
to these last two weeks
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to secure a spot in the finale.
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Like, that's wild.
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If anyone could win
two weeks in a row
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and make it
at the very last minute,
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my money is on Shea Couleé.
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And that doesn't mean you
couldn't win another one, and--
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Oh, so now you're just handing
out compliments to everybody.
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I just--I don't even know
what to say,
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besides I got some work to do.
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There's only, like,
a few weeks left.
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Okay, so then how would you feel
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if I fucking snatched
your wig right now, bitch?
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Snatch my wig.
Wait, carefully, though.
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I mean, what is a girl gotta do
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to get a legendary Legend Star
up in this place?
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Because whatever that is,
I'll do it.
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-You better run.
-No!
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No, no, no, no!
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Not my fantasy!
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Can the next challenge
be a hot dog eating contest?
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Good God, chaos.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race
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RuPaul: The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a cash prize of $200,000,
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and will be crowned
queen of all queens.
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With extra-special guest judge
Ronan Farrow.
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♪ RuPaul's Drag Race
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♪ May the best drag queen win
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♪ Best drag queen win
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Morning, ladies.
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Girl, it's a new day
in the werkroom.
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What is happening next?
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I don't know what she's
gonna try to have us do.
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Arm wrestle? Jell-O wrestle?
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Whatever it is,
I have to be the best.
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Good gay God, please
let me get to the top four.
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Girl!
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I just hope whatever is next
I can do.
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So it shouldn't be a walking
and chewing gum challenge.
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[all laugh]
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[alarm]
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RuPaul: Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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Hello, listeners.
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Hey!
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Today's episode is--
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Breaking news: The Kennedy
Davenport Center Honors
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are about to announce
this year's inductees
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in their prestigious
Hall of Shade.
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We'll have more
as this story develops.
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Now back to your regularly
scheduled programming.
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♪ Ooh-ooh
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Shut up.
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And be sure to use
promo code "back rolls."
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What?
[all laugh]
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The Kennedy Davenport
Center Honors. [laughs]
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Back rolls?!
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Hello, hello, hello!
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-Hi!
-Hey!
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-Nice shoes.
-That is such a cute look.
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-Ladykins.
-Hi.
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Multiple con-drag-ulations
are in order.
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It's official. Each of you
has been chosen to be inducted
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into the Kennedy Davenport
Center Honors Hall of Shade.
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[all laugh]
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And I couldn't be prouder.
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Now, the ceremony
will take place
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tomorrow night
on the main stage,
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where you'll take turns
roasting each other to a crisp.
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[all laugh]
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Yes. My fave.
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Oh, my God.
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AllStars7.
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Now, later today
you'll get a chance
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to workshop your roast material
with Ross Mathews
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and stand-up comedian
Solomon Georgio.
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Oh, my God!
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Tomorrow we'll be joined by
our extra-special guest judge,
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a Pulitzer prize-winning
journalist,
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who's not afraid of a hot topic.
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Ronan Farrow will be here.
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-Wow!
-Werk!
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Dang!
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Oh, my God.
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We have to tell jokes
in front of Ronan Farrow?
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[all laugh]
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Now, to decide the performing
order for the roast,
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you'll be putting your trust
and your thrust
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in the hands of the drag gods.
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♪ Oh, Pit Crew
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Oh!
[applause]
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-Oh!
-[laughs]
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Oh, my goodness.
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Are those Snag Tights? Wow.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Snag Tights
never looked so good.
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Okay, here's how it works.
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You pick a balloon,
place it between your body
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and the backside
of a Pit Crew member,
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and then
pop it like it's hot.
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[all laugh]
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Okay.
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Now, the color of the confetti
inside each balloon
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corresponds to a number
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on the Kennedy Davenport
Center seal
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and will determine
your place in the lineup.
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Are you all ready
to pound some asses?
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-Yeah!
-Yes!
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All right, now, we're
gonna go left to right,
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starting with
Jaida Essence Hall.
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Come on over here.
Pick a balloon.
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-Yes, girl.
-Yes.
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-Who you gonna pick?
-[laughs]
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Yay! This is the tea
about the world of topping.
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You should be able
to enjoy yourself,
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but you have to be a pleaser.
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Assume the position.
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Okay. And that's
exactly what I do.
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Whatever you want from behind
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is what you're
gonna get, baby.
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Yeah.
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Whoo!
[cheering]
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[all laugh]
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Damn.
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Jaida,
you ain't playin', is you?
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But sometimes a quickie
is all you need,
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and that's apparently
what I needed today.
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Now, Jaida, you got
purple confetti,
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so you will appear
as seventh in the roast.
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Yay!
[applause]
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Are you ready, Trinity?
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-I'm ready.
-Okay.
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[laughter and applause]
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So you popped green.
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That means you will be
the fifth queen to roast.
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Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon.
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Could I actually ask you
to turn around?
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Is that allowed?
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No, we're only going
from behind.
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-Okay.
-I know.
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This is so new for me.
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It's a family show.
[all laugh]
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Whoo! Oh, my God.
259
00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:19,241
Oh, wow.
260
00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:20,965
I really wish the Pit Crew
261
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,655
were the ones
doing the thrusting.
262
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,310
Aah!
263
00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:26,379
-Oh, my gosh.
-I think it's obvious
264
00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:29,241
what position I normally play
in the outfield.
265
00:10:29,275 --> 00:10:30,689
[laughs]
266
00:10:30,724 --> 00:10:32,034
Now, Jinkx,
you've gotta want it.
267
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:34,517
Girl, go harder!
268
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,620
Also, I'm a married woman.
How dare you!
269
00:10:36,655 --> 00:10:38,310
Aah!
270
00:10:38,344 --> 00:10:40,344
Are you all right?
271
00:10:40,379 --> 00:10:42,931
It's just shockwaves
through my body.
272
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:44,689
Now, Jinkx, you popped yellow,
273
00:10:44,724 --> 00:10:48,068
which makes you the fourth queen
to roast there.
274
00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,827
[applause]
275
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:52,379
Monét X Change is next.
276
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:53,862
Ooh, right there.
277
00:10:53,896 --> 00:10:54,862
Oh!
278
00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:55,862
I got a little in my mouth.
279
00:10:55,896 --> 00:10:57,275
You got some in your mouth?
280
00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,689
So, now, you are blue,
which makes you sixth.
281
00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:03,793
Yvie Oddly, now, you don't have
any keys in your pocket, do you?
282
00:11:03,827 --> 00:11:05,689
That's not keys, Ru.
283
00:11:05,724 --> 00:11:07,965
That's not keys.
[all laugh]
284
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,482
Oh! Oh, my God.
285
00:11:10,517 --> 00:11:11,827
It's a girl!
286
00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,379
You got the pink.
You're the second to roast.
287
00:11:14,413 --> 00:11:17,793
-Shea Couleé.
-Sorry if my hands are cold.
288
00:11:17,827 --> 00:11:18,896
Oh, you're being so delicate.
289
00:11:20,655 --> 00:11:22,310
-Oh!
-Aah!
290
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:25,034
You busted it orange-style.
291
00:11:25,068 --> 00:11:27,448
You are the third queen
to roast.
292
00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,172
Yes.
293
00:11:29,206 --> 00:11:33,068
The only positions left
are first and last.
294
00:11:33,103 --> 00:11:35,034
All right, Raja, come on down.
295
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:37,068
Oh!
[all laugh]
296
00:11:39,103 --> 00:11:41,689
[all laugh]
297
00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:45,827
Listen, I haven't seen
a naked man
298
00:11:45,862 --> 00:11:49,034
or thrust myself into one
in weeks and weeks and weeks,
299
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:52,793
so, you know, why not
just let your hair down
300
00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:54,517
and hope I don't get first.
301
00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:57,793
-Aah!
-Oh, wow.
302
00:11:57,827 --> 00:12:00,206
-It's red!
-Oh, man!
303
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,413
[laughter and applause]
304
00:12:06,103 --> 00:12:08,586
Raja! Raja! Raja!
305
00:12:08,620 --> 00:12:10,137
Raja! Raja!
306
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:12,448
Wow, you popped it,
307
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:15,793
and you are the first one
in the roast.
308
00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:17,724
Do I still get
to pop my balloon?
309
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:20,517
Well, Vivienne, we already know
what position you'll be in,
310
00:12:20,551 --> 00:12:25,275
but I think we owe it to you
to pop it like it's hot.
311
00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:27,931
-Yeah!
-Just to make sure.
312
00:12:27,965 --> 00:12:29,586
Spread your legs a little more.
313
00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:30,586
A little wider.
[all laugh]
314
00:12:30,620 --> 00:12:32,413
Oh!
315
00:12:32,448 --> 00:12:35,172
It's gold!
316
00:12:35,206 --> 00:12:38,310
That's right, Vivienne,
you will be closing the roast.
317
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,482
Ladies, give the fellas
a big round of applause.
318
00:12:39,517 --> 00:12:42,000
[applause]
Y'all are so amazing.
319
00:12:45,310 --> 00:12:47,758
Monét is so bald...
320
00:12:47,793 --> 00:12:48,862
How bald is she?
321
00:12:48,896 --> 00:12:51,068
She doesn't have any hair.
322
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:52,689
-[laughs]
-Zinger!
323
00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:55,793
This week's maxi-challenge
324
00:12:55,827 --> 00:13:03,034
is the Kennedy Davenport Center
Honors Hall of Shade roast.
325
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:06,034
And roasting is something I do.
326
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:08,103
It's in my wheelhouse.
327
00:13:08,137 --> 00:13:11,310
Is there anything off limits
for anyone?
328
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,758
Like, go ham.
329
00:13:12,793 --> 00:13:17,827
You make fun of plastic surgery,
where I come from, all of it.
330
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:20,103
Noted. [laughs]
331
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,965
Three stars,
four wins under my belt,
332
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:28,413
and now we are headed
into Monsoon territory.
333
00:13:28,448 --> 00:13:30,241
[laughs]
334
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,413
I'm feeling pretty damn good.
335
00:13:32,448 --> 00:13:34,344
I think you're kind of
the hardest one
336
00:13:34,379 --> 00:13:36,275
for me to write for because--
337
00:13:36,310 --> 00:13:38,862
I've corrected all
the typical English jokes.
338
00:13:38,896 --> 00:13:40,896
I got my teeth fixed,
I got my hair fixed.
339
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,310
I know.
340
00:13:42,344 --> 00:13:43,482
Gotcha, girl!
341
00:13:45,586 --> 00:13:49,586
Every challenge, Raja pulls out
a dictionary and a thesaurus.
342
00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:51,034
The dance challenge,
343
00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:52,689
she was like,
344
00:13:52,724 --> 00:13:56,344
what's a synonym for happy?
345
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:57,620
[laughs]
346
00:13:57,655 --> 00:14:00,758
Do you use the word "vag"
in America?
347
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:01,758
Mm-hmm.
348
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:02,862
[laughs]
349
00:14:02,896 --> 00:14:04,793
These lovely questions.
350
00:14:04,827 --> 00:14:07,413
I do consider myself
a comedy queen,
351
00:14:07,448 --> 00:14:09,413
but my humor is very British,
352
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:12,724
which doesn't always translate
to America,
353
00:14:12,758 --> 00:14:15,482
and, you know, there's
some funny bitches here.
354
00:14:15,517 --> 00:14:17,724
I feel like I've definitely
got my work cut out for me.
355
00:14:17,758 --> 00:14:21,344
I've just got a good
Vivienne addict joke, so...
356
00:14:21,379 --> 00:14:23,793
Do it. I wanna laugh
that hard I relapse.
357
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:25,758
Oh, no! [laughs]
358
00:14:25,793 --> 00:14:27,551
[laughs]
359
00:14:27,586 --> 00:14:29,034
How you doing?
360
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,275
I'm struggling.
361
00:14:30,310 --> 00:14:32,068
Don't say it.
362
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:34,862
We're getting
towards the end here.
363
00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,310
Yeah.
364
00:14:36,344 --> 00:14:37,724
I'm losing opportunities
365
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:42,000
to still be in the running
to be in the final four,
366
00:14:42,034 --> 00:14:43,965
so the pressure
is definitely on.
367
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,137
But I'm trying to not let it,
like, get to me,
368
00:14:46,172 --> 00:14:47,896
so that I could still have fun.
369
00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:49,344
But I'm also, like,
oh, my gosh,
370
00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:51,586
it's, like, make it
or break it time.
371
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:56,379
So I just gotta really,
you know, go in.
372
00:14:56,413 --> 00:14:58,000
I've never done a roast
in my life.
373
00:14:58,034 --> 00:14:59,000
Me neither.
374
00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:00,310
So I have no idea.
375
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,896
Wait, is this funny?
376
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,931
Trinity is my pageant sis
from the South.
377
00:15:03,965 --> 00:15:05,689
Oh, she's listening.
Okay, wait.
378
00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,413
See, I don't care.
Okay, sis.
379
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,034
Trinity is my pageant sis
from the South.
380
00:15:09,068 --> 00:15:11,241
In fact, her accent
is so Southern
381
00:15:11,275 --> 00:15:13,172
that it sounds like hot grits
and pork chops.
382
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,137
Is that funny? [laughs]
383
00:15:15,172 --> 00:15:17,413
That's not funny?
384
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:19,379
Girl.
385
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,655
Well...
386
00:15:20,689 --> 00:15:23,000
I'm not that funny
standing up on the stage.
387
00:15:23,034 --> 00:15:25,724
I'm just funny sitting down
talking shit.
388
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,758
I'm really excited
for this challenge, actually.
389
00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:30,517
I didn't get to do a roast.
390
00:15:30,551 --> 00:15:31,724
Oh, you've never done one?
391
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:34,034
Or any sort of, like,
stand-up on my season.
392
00:15:34,068 --> 00:15:36,310
We'll see if you feel
really excited afterwards.
393
00:15:36,344 --> 00:15:38,551
I mean, I also feel set up
394
00:15:38,586 --> 00:15:40,896
really well
by the universe, though.
395
00:15:40,931 --> 00:15:42,379
I'm like, I just have to vibe
396
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,275
off of the energy
that Raja puts down.
397
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:47,034
Oh, you've got a great position.
398
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:50,379
Monét, you got a even better
position after me.
399
00:15:50,413 --> 00:15:51,758
I feel good about this roast.
400
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,413
[all laugh]
401
00:15:53,448 --> 00:15:55,689
I did well
in the All Stars 4one.
402
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,655
-You won. Yeah.
-Yeah, I won that one.
403
00:15:57,689 --> 00:15:59,413
Look at that big,
bloated bitch in that box.
404
00:15:59,448 --> 00:16:03,586
Or as they know her down
at the clinic, patient zero.
405
00:16:03,620 --> 00:16:05,206
[all laugh]
406
00:16:05,241 --> 00:16:07,758
This is literally my kryptonite.
407
00:16:07,793 --> 00:16:11,000
The last two were a disaster.
408
00:16:11,034 --> 00:16:12,344
Girl, we already know, bitch,
409
00:16:12,379 --> 00:16:15,206
I am not good
at a fucking roast.
410
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:17,931
Michelle, you have this
pungent look on your face,
411
00:16:17,965 --> 00:16:19,620
kind of like you gotta shit.
412
00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,344
[scattered laughter]
413
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:25,448
Bunny does have
that special kind of face.
414
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:31,275
Doctors use a picture of her
to solve Viagra users--
415
00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:33,379
to solve Viagra users
416
00:16:33,413 --> 00:16:35,896
with erections lasting
longer than four hours.
417
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,379
Trinity, you're funny,
418
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,551
and you can tell jokes.
419
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,586
It's not about being--
420
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,344
It's hitting punchlines
and timing
421
00:16:43,379 --> 00:16:47,206
is different than
being off the cuff funny.
422
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:50,793
This, to me, is the hardest
challenge to do.
423
00:16:50,827 --> 00:16:54,551
Trinity, like, the more you tell
yourself "I'm not good at this,"
424
00:16:54,586 --> 00:16:56,137
the less good
you're gonna be at it,
425
00:16:56,172 --> 00:16:58,034
because you're building it up
in your mind
426
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,137
that you couldn't possibly
do well at this.
427
00:17:00,172 --> 00:17:04,000
Bitch, I am after you.
428
00:17:04,034 --> 00:17:07,517
You really built me up
and came through for me
429
00:17:07,550 --> 00:17:09,275
when we were doing
the first design challenge,
430
00:17:09,310 --> 00:17:10,723
so please lean on me,
431
00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:12,896
and if you need
to run anything by me,
432
00:17:12,931 --> 00:17:14,517
I'd love to repay the favor.
433
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,103
Well, being
this close to you
434
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:18,482
and seeing all of your pores,
I'm very inspired.
435
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:20,241
She's started already,
everybody.
436
00:17:20,275 --> 00:17:22,378
-[laughs]
-I'm very inspired.
437
00:17:22,413 --> 00:17:24,723
These three, these are
my trouble pores right here.
438
00:17:24,758 --> 00:17:26,758
-Well, I have a prediction.
-What?
439
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:29,275
Jinkx and Monét
are gonna win again.
440
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,551
Could you imagine?
There's no way Jinkx and I
441
00:17:30,586 --> 00:17:31,655
could be in the top
two weeks in a row together.
442
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,827
Oh, yes, yes, yes,
predicted, Trinity.
443
00:17:33,862 --> 00:17:35,172
See, remember,
prediction Trinity
444
00:17:35,206 --> 00:17:38,344
always makes sure
that it's not who it is.
445
00:17:38,379 --> 00:17:41,310
[all laugh]
446
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:45,482
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
447
00:17:45,517 --> 00:17:47,862
[RuPaul laughs]
448
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:50,482
Hi!
449
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:52,551
Hi!
450
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:55,034
It's time to rehearse my roast
451
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:57,068
with Ross Mathews
and Solomon Georgio.
452
00:17:57,103 --> 00:17:59,517
Solomon is a really
great comedian.
453
00:17:59,551 --> 00:18:01,034
I love his Twitter.
454
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:03,724
And he has some really sharp
and biting humor,
455
00:18:03,758 --> 00:18:06,241
so I feel like
he is the perfect person
456
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,793
to get advice from
on how to roast.
457
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,448
It's so good to see you.
458
00:18:11,482 --> 00:18:13,793
Likewise.
You look like Christmas.
459
00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:14,931
Ho, ho, ho.
460
00:18:14,965 --> 00:18:16,241
What'd you call me?
461
00:18:16,275 --> 00:18:17,896
-He called me the ho.
-Oh, okay.
462
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:19,034
[all laugh]
463
00:18:19,068 --> 00:18:20,793
Hey, Solomon, how are you?
464
00:18:20,827 --> 00:18:22,068
I'm very good.
How are you, Jaida?
465
00:18:22,103 --> 00:18:23,517
I'm pretty good. You look good
today, too, by the way.
466
00:18:23,551 --> 00:18:24,965
Yeah, well, you look great, too.
I love that suit.
467
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,482
Thank you!
468
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:27,896
Are you ready to roast?
469
00:18:27,931 --> 00:18:30,137
We're gonna find out.
470
00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:31,482
[all laugh]
471
00:18:31,517 --> 00:18:33,586
I have a very specific mantra
I always tell myself.
472
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,275
Take your time,
be in the moment,
473
00:18:35,310 --> 00:18:37,137
enunciate, radiate.
474
00:18:37,172 --> 00:18:38,344
I'm gay.
475
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:39,655
[all laugh]
476
00:18:39,689 --> 00:18:42,689
I don't have anything,
like, connected yet.
477
00:18:42,724 --> 00:18:44,482
I just wrote down
a bunch of just random stuff.
478
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:45,551
Great.
479
00:18:45,586 --> 00:18:47,000
I go right after Trinity,
480
00:18:47,034 --> 00:18:48,758
and she's probably gonna be
pretty terrible.
481
00:18:48,793 --> 00:18:50,413
[both laugh]
482
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:52,344
I'm excited to bounce
some of these jokes off of them
483
00:18:52,379 --> 00:18:53,586
to see what they think.
484
00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:56,000
Because if I get no laughs,
girl, start over.
485
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,379
But I'm hoping
that's not the case,
486
00:18:57,413 --> 00:19:01,551
because I don't have the time
or the Ritalin to do it.
487
00:19:01,586 --> 00:19:03,172
I have some for Jinkx
488
00:19:03,206 --> 00:19:04,448
that talk about,
like, her glow-up,
489
00:19:04,482 --> 00:19:07,000
and Ru has been complimenting
her makeup a lot,
490
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,758
which has been shocking to
the rest of us in the werkroom.
491
00:19:09,793 --> 00:19:11,137
You could say "Shocking to us
in the werkroom
492
00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,655
or anyone else with eyes."
493
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:14,482
[laughs] Ooh!
494
00:19:14,517 --> 00:19:16,413
Even some Black people
are surprised.
495
00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:18,517
[both laugh]
496
00:19:18,551 --> 00:19:21,275
Jinkx is so ugly she tried
to Photoshop a picture,
497
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,172
and the app said,
"Nice try, bitch."
498
00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:25,034
[both laugh]
499
00:19:25,068 --> 00:19:27,448
Trinity's accent is so Southern
500
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:29,137
that even Jim Crow
would fuck it.
501
00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:31,620
[both laugh]
502
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:33,310
Jaida's so endearing.
503
00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,413
I'm just so glad
504
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,379
that I got to spend
the 25 cents a day
505
00:19:36,413 --> 00:19:37,448
to keep her alive.
506
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:40,413
Oh.
[both laugh]
507
00:19:40,448 --> 00:19:43,482
My stand-up,
it can be very vicious,
508
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,896
but also quite sweet,
you know?
509
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:49,724
I like to slap 'em hard
and then rub it out.
510
00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,931
This morning
I rolled a big fattie.
511
00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,137
That's how we get Jinkx
into the building.
512
00:19:54,172 --> 00:19:56,275
[both laugh]
513
00:19:56,310 --> 00:19:58,241
And then RuPaul.
Hi. Thanks, RuPaul, for coming.
514
00:19:58,275 --> 00:20:00,000
I know you haven't in a while.
515
00:20:00,034 --> 00:20:03,310
[both laugh]
516
00:20:03,344 --> 00:20:05,896
Jaida talks about
eating her ass
517
00:20:05,931 --> 00:20:08,482
like it's a two-for-one deal
at the Sizzler.
518
00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:10,620
All you can eat butt-fey?
519
00:20:10,655 --> 00:20:13,517
Butt-fey. That's what
I've been missing.
520
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:15,827
My goal is to never write
an unfunny joke.
521
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,827
Okay, so I feel like
I'm doing this wrong now.
522
00:20:17,862 --> 00:20:19,310
I have to start all over.
523
00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:23,862
Jinkx Monsoon once said
that trauma lives in the body.
524
00:20:23,896 --> 00:20:26,482
And for Yvie,
it also lives in her drag.
525
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:31,379
I like the idea of you
being, like, sweet as pie,
526
00:20:31,413 --> 00:20:34,517
but saying these cruel things.
527
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:36,000
Just give 'em that
good Shea Couleé smile,
528
00:20:36,034 --> 00:20:37,448
and I believe
they'll eat it up.
529
00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,379
Okay, great, because I paid
a lot of money for it.
530
00:20:39,413 --> 00:20:40,965
[both laugh]
531
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,034
I think that I am funny,
like, off the cuff.
532
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:45,034
-Yes.
-The thing with this is, though,
533
00:20:45,068 --> 00:20:48,103
is, like, you have
to hit a punchline.
534
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,379
You can live in both worlds.
535
00:20:49,413 --> 00:20:50,620
The jokes that
you have written down,
536
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:53,034
and then the stuff
you can say in the moment.
537
00:20:53,068 --> 00:20:55,827
I am a little scared.
538
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:57,793
There's a lot riding
on this for me.
539
00:20:57,827 --> 00:21:00,206
I need to redeem myself
540
00:21:00,241 --> 00:21:03,965
for all those horrible jokes
I told before.
541
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,034
It's either make it
or break it time.
542
00:21:06,068 --> 00:21:07,379
I cannot wait
to see what you do.
543
00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:08,827
Thank you, Ross.
544
00:21:08,862 --> 00:21:10,172
You know, and to quote--
545
00:21:10,206 --> 00:21:12,827
I forgot who said it,
but, um...
546
00:21:12,862 --> 00:21:13,965
Don't fuck it up.
547
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,413
[laughs]
548
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:17,000
-Jesus.
-[laughs]
549
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,344
Pew, pew, pew!
550
00:21:23,379 --> 00:21:25,379
Jinkx, would you say I kilt it?
551
00:21:25,413 --> 00:21:27,172
-You kilt it.
-[laughs]
552
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:30,758
Today is the day
of the Hall of Shade roast,
553
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:33,103
and I am ready to get roasted.
554
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:34,517
I just don't think these girls
555
00:21:34,551 --> 00:21:37,000
are gonna have
anything funny to say.
556
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:38,551
-Aah!
-Ooh!
557
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:39,551
Oh.
558
00:21:39,586 --> 00:21:42,034
[both laugh]
559
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,275
They can't
call me ugly anymore.
560
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,448
I've had way too much
plastic surgery for that.
561
00:21:46,482 --> 00:21:49,310
I got the legal limit of Botox
562
00:21:49,344 --> 00:21:51,034
you're allowed
to put in your forehead,
563
00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,068
and look how it works for me.
564
00:21:54,758 --> 00:21:57,896
[laughs]
565
00:21:59,448 --> 00:22:01,137
I literally can't wait to hear
566
00:22:01,172 --> 00:22:03,655
what shady, mean jokes
people say about me.
567
00:22:03,689 --> 00:22:04,793
I love it.
568
00:22:04,827 --> 00:22:06,344
-I fucking love it.
-Right.
569
00:22:06,379 --> 00:22:07,724
I mean, I would love
570
00:22:07,758 --> 00:22:10,758
to hopefully be in the top
again this week, but who knows?
571
00:22:10,793 --> 00:22:13,896
I mean, girl, top, shmop.
572
00:22:13,931 --> 00:22:15,758
Who's really...
573
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:20,379
I feel like right now
it's trending to just not.
574
00:22:20,413 --> 00:22:22,275
[laughs]
575
00:22:22,310 --> 00:22:26,206
I am really nervous,
576
00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:29,965
because if I don't win
this challenge tonight,
577
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:34,793
I just don't see
a clear path to the finale.
578
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:37,758
Damn.
579
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,448
I'm just gonna go out there,
I'm gonna have fun.
580
00:22:39,482 --> 00:22:40,689
And la-augh.
581
00:22:40,724 --> 00:22:42,034
La-augh, ho.
582
00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:43,689
You know?
583
00:22:43,724 --> 00:22:49,448
So I'm hoping that I can
deliver a sickening roast.
584
00:22:49,482 --> 00:22:51,310
Who's hungry? [chuckles]
585
00:22:51,344 --> 00:22:52,413
Oh, I love those.
586
00:22:52,448 --> 00:22:53,724
-Yeah?
-I do love those.
587
00:22:53,758 --> 00:22:55,275
Yeah, this is gorgeous.
588
00:22:55,310 --> 00:22:57,551
-It is beautiful.
-Thank you, thank you.
589
00:23:00,551 --> 00:23:02,965
You know, can I show you--
590
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:05,103
Do you think you have any
jewelry to match this black?
591
00:23:05,137 --> 00:23:07,965
I have black. I actually
do have some earrings.
592
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,448
-Do you need earrings?
-Earrings would be cute.
593
00:23:09,482 --> 00:23:12,482
You know, I have to check in
with my twinner
594
00:23:12,517 --> 00:23:16,482
to strategize,
realize, analyze,
595
00:23:16,517 --> 00:23:18,896
all these things-ize.
596
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,689
I don't know.
597
00:23:36,724 --> 00:23:38,448
-It's so hard.
-Girl.
598
00:23:38,482 --> 00:23:39,482
I don't know.
599
00:23:39,517 --> 00:23:42,241
[whispering]
600
00:23:42,275 --> 00:23:45,931
-Peas and carrots.
-[laughs]
601
00:23:45,965 --> 00:23:49,103
Oh, Monét's whispering again.
[laughs]
602
00:23:49,137 --> 00:23:52,862
I think they think
they're being sly about it.
603
00:23:52,896 --> 00:23:55,068
The trouble is, Monét's a bass,
604
00:23:55,103 --> 00:23:59,655
so when Monét's talking low,
it's even easier to tell,
605
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:03,689
'cause I feel the rumbling
coming up through my feet.
606
00:24:03,724 --> 00:24:05,068
You think you're being
really sneaky,
607
00:24:05,103 --> 00:24:07,551
-but everyone hears brrrr.
-[laughs]
608
00:24:07,586 --> 00:24:08,827
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
609
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:10,344
[mumbling with deep voice]
610
00:24:10,379 --> 00:24:13,689
-Oh, my God, I do. Damn.
-[laughs]
611
00:24:13,724 --> 00:24:16,310
So, Raja, we're both
at two stars.
612
00:24:16,344 --> 00:24:17,655
Ooh!
613
00:24:17,689 --> 00:24:19,137
Yeah.
614
00:24:19,172 --> 00:24:22,000
-Cool!
-Cool!
615
00:24:22,034 --> 00:24:23,551
[laughs]
616
00:24:23,586 --> 00:24:26,137
Right now, the people
who have the most stars
617
00:24:26,172 --> 00:24:27,724
are only one more than us.
618
00:24:27,758 --> 00:24:29,310
Yeah, which means that, like,
619
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,137
it's a chance to jump
right back up to first place.
620
00:24:33,172 --> 00:24:34,827
But I'm blocked!
621
00:24:34,862 --> 00:24:37,482
I know, but if you win,
you might not get the star,
622
00:24:37,517 --> 00:24:39,724
but you're also robbing
everybody else
623
00:24:39,758 --> 00:24:42,448
who could have gotten
that spot of a star.
624
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:46,827
Ooh, I love these words.
625
00:24:46,862 --> 00:24:49,758
Whoever gets blocked tonight,
that's it.
626
00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,517
We have one more challenge
after this.
627
00:24:51,551 --> 00:24:53,241
Oh, my God.
628
00:24:53,275 --> 00:24:54,379
So wherever
gets blocked tonight--
629
00:24:54,413 --> 00:24:55,517
Well, you and Jaida are fine.
630
00:24:55,551 --> 00:24:57,448
If y'all are blocked,
y'all are fine.
631
00:24:57,482 --> 00:25:02,344
Not if, like, over
the next two challenges
632
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,965
four other people
get to three stars,
633
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,034
and then there's six of us
with three stars.
634
00:25:07,068 --> 00:25:09,137
What would the tie breaker be?
635
00:25:09,172 --> 00:25:13,793
After tonight, there's one more
challenge on the horizon.
636
00:25:13,827 --> 00:25:16,310
So whoever gets blocked tonight,
637
00:25:16,344 --> 00:25:20,000
that could be
the determining factor
638
00:25:20,034 --> 00:25:23,586
in making it to the finale.
639
00:25:23,620 --> 00:25:25,517
It would be so much fun
to do the finale together.
640
00:25:25,551 --> 00:25:26,724
Oh, it would.
641
00:25:26,758 --> 00:25:29,586
It would just hurt to--
642
00:25:29,620 --> 00:25:32,689
I have to beat my best friend
in this competition.
643
00:25:32,724 --> 00:25:34,448
-Ooh!
-[laughs]
644
00:25:34,482 --> 00:25:35,689
Oh, come on.
645
00:25:35,724 --> 00:25:37,793
Oh, in the book of shade,
646
00:25:37,827 --> 00:25:40,896
that was a two
on the Richter scale.
647
00:25:49,068 --> 00:25:51,586
[RuPaul laughs]
648
00:25:54,517 --> 00:25:58,379
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
649
00:25:58,413 --> 00:26:01,172
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
650
00:26:01,206 --> 00:26:03,206
♪ Cover girl
651
00:26:03,241 --> 00:26:04,758
And what?
652
00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:07,137
Welcome to the main stage
653
00:26:07,172 --> 00:26:10,310
of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.
654
00:26:10,344 --> 00:26:13,034
She's an American institution.
655
00:26:13,068 --> 00:26:15,034
Michelle Visage.
656
00:26:15,068 --> 00:26:17,034
Oh, yes, I'm right up there
with the Franklin Mint,
657
00:26:17,068 --> 00:26:19,689
as in "Franklin,
your ass is mint."
658
00:26:19,724 --> 00:26:22,172
[all laugh]
659
00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:26,965
America's brunch laureate,
the hilarious Ross Mathews.
660
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,344
What's the most delicious thing
you've ever had at a brunch?
661
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:32,620
I can't remember his name.
662
00:26:32,655 --> 00:26:34,689
[all laugh]
663
00:26:34,724 --> 00:26:37,172
Fearless author and journalist,
664
00:26:37,206 --> 00:26:41,103
let's give a big Drag Race
welcome to Ronan Farrow.
665
00:26:41,137 --> 00:26:43,551
It is an honor to be here.
You know what a fan I am.
666
00:26:43,586 --> 00:26:46,000
I have literally lobbied you
at the grocery store.
667
00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:48,068
I have interrupted you
in your personal life
668
00:26:48,103 --> 00:26:51,034
to say, "Let me on!"
[all laugh]
669
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,275
I'm so glad you could
finally make it.
670
00:26:53,310 --> 00:26:55,793
This week,
we challenged our All Stars
671
00:26:55,827 --> 00:26:59,896
to honor each other
in the Hall of Shade roast.
672
00:26:59,931 --> 00:27:04,551
And tonight on the runway,
category is All Glowed Up.
673
00:27:04,586 --> 00:27:06,655
Racers, start your engines,
674
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:08,862
and may the best Legend win.
675
00:27:10,448 --> 00:27:13,000
Please welcome to the stage
676
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:17,896
the president of the Kennedy
Davenport Center Honors,
677
00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:19,379
Wintergreen.
678
00:27:19,413 --> 00:27:21,379
[applause]
679
00:27:21,413 --> 00:27:23,000
What?
680
00:27:23,034 --> 00:27:24,586
Oh, my.
681
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:26,344
Shut up!
682
00:27:26,379 --> 00:27:30,034
[all laugh]
683
00:27:30,068 --> 00:27:32,793
Ah, Wintergreen is here!
684
00:27:32,827 --> 00:27:34,689
Oh, my God!
685
00:27:34,724 --> 00:27:37,206
Not only is she
the fierce drag daughter
686
00:27:37,241 --> 00:27:38,620
of Season 9's Peppermint,
687
00:27:38,655 --> 00:27:42,000
but also one of the camera guys
known as Sarge.
688
00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:46,034
Peppermint and Wintergreen,
gorgeous.
689
00:27:46,068 --> 00:27:47,965
I know.
690
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,448
[all laugh]
691
00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:52,137
Yes, Wintergreen!
692
00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:55,655
[cheers and applause]
693
00:28:03,068 --> 00:28:06,275
Good evening, and thank you.
694
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:11,758
Please bow your heads
as I share these words of wisdom
695
00:28:11,793 --> 00:28:14,931
from Kennedy Davenport herself.
696
00:28:16,241 --> 00:28:19,310
After a long night
of hookin'...
697
00:28:19,344 --> 00:28:21,206
[all laugh]
698
00:28:21,241 --> 00:28:25,275
Trade didn't like the session,
699
00:28:25,310 --> 00:28:29,172
so he had gutted me
and set me on fire.
700
00:28:29,206 --> 00:28:30,482
But, you know, I didn't die.
701
00:28:30,517 --> 00:28:31,862
-No.
-No.
702
00:28:31,896 --> 00:28:33,413
I had crystallized.
703
00:28:33,448 --> 00:28:35,379
-Oh!
-Yes!
704
00:28:35,413 --> 00:28:37,379
And now I'm a Glamazon bitch
ready for the runway.
705
00:28:37,413 --> 00:28:38,655
Can I get an "amen?"
706
00:28:38,689 --> 00:28:41,758
-Amen!
-Amen!
707
00:28:41,793 --> 00:28:45,551
And now it's time for
television's proudest moment.
708
00:28:45,586 --> 00:28:49,896
Please welcome
our first honoree, Raja.
709
00:28:49,931 --> 00:28:53,517
[cheers and applause]
710
00:28:57,724 --> 00:28:59,413
Good evening, everyone.
711
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,827
I'm Raja, an honoree
712
00:29:01,862 --> 00:29:07,586
of the Kennedy Davenport Center
Honors Hall of Shade.
713
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,586
[chuckles]
714
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:13,344
I've made it.
I've really, really made it.
715
00:29:13,379 --> 00:29:17,413
Ru and I, you know,
we go way back.
716
00:29:17,448 --> 00:29:21,310
The first time I met Ru,
I asked her for an autograph.
717
00:29:21,344 --> 00:29:25,103
That handprint still remains
on that cave wall today.
718
00:29:25,137 --> 00:29:27,655
[all laugh]
719
00:29:27,689 --> 00:29:29,310
Oh, hey, Monét.
720
00:29:29,344 --> 00:29:31,931
I heard Monét
lives in Hollywood now,
721
00:29:31,965 --> 00:29:34,517
but her hairline
lives in Reseda.
722
00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,896
[all laugh]
723
00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,275
I Ubered here today,
724
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:45,379
and my driver
was an over-sharing alcoholic
725
00:29:45,413 --> 00:29:47,586
with rancid BO.
726
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:51,137
That motherfucker still had
more stars than Shea Couleé.
727
00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:54,689
[all laugh]
728
00:29:57,793 --> 00:30:00,344
The Vivienne has joined us
from Liverpool,
729
00:30:00,379 --> 00:30:01,620
which is ironic,
730
00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:04,241
'cause her liver is drowned
in a pool of booze.
731
00:30:04,275 --> 00:30:06,586
[all laugh]
732
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:08,379
Viv has done so much ketamine,
733
00:30:08,413 --> 00:30:10,655
people are betting on her
at the Kentucky Derby.
734
00:30:10,689 --> 00:30:14,103
[all laugh]
735
00:30:14,137 --> 00:30:15,896
Before I exit, a few words
736
00:30:15,931 --> 00:30:19,517
about our next esteemed
speaker, Yvie Oddly.
737
00:30:19,551 --> 00:30:23,551
You know, Yvie's got such
amazing, quirky, eclectic style,
738
00:30:23,586 --> 00:30:27,206
and by "style," I mean
she has a massive donkey dick.
739
00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:30,517
Please welcome to the stage
Yvie Oddly!
740
00:30:30,551 --> 00:30:33,275
[laughter and applause]
741
00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:40,724
Thank you, Raja,
for that inspiring glimpse
742
00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,586
into what my future holds
743
00:30:42,620 --> 00:30:45,379
if I just keep saying
"yes" to drugs.
744
00:30:45,413 --> 00:30:47,862
[all laugh]
745
00:30:47,896 --> 00:30:50,310
You know, Monét,
you look so stunning.
746
00:30:50,344 --> 00:30:55,655
You really are my favorite
winner of All Stars 4.
747
00:30:55,689 --> 00:30:58,172
[all laugh]
748
00:30:58,206 --> 00:31:02,586
Oh, you bitch!
You shady bitch!
749
00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:04,724
Trinity the Tuck
is here tonight.
750
00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:07,758
[applause]
751
00:31:07,793 --> 00:31:13,068
Trin is known by so many
as a pageant queen, a performer.
752
00:31:13,103 --> 00:31:17,655
But to me, Trin will always
just be a prostitute.
753
00:31:17,689 --> 00:31:19,103
[all laugh]
754
00:31:19,137 --> 00:31:22,896
I actually do have
so much respect for Trin.
755
00:31:22,931 --> 00:31:25,517
I'm not even gonna joke about
her surgical enhancements
756
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:30,896
because honestly, even Jinkx has
had some plastic surgery done.
757
00:31:30,931 --> 00:31:33,310
I'll give you time
to look for it.
758
00:31:33,344 --> 00:31:36,275
[all laugh]
759
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:39,103
No, really,
she got her hairline done,
760
00:31:39,137 --> 00:31:42,068
which means that
she thought to herself,
761
00:31:42,103 --> 00:31:44,655
yeah, that's the problem.
762
00:31:44,689 --> 00:31:48,689
[all laugh]
763
00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:50,517
The next speaker tonight,
764
00:31:50,551 --> 00:31:53,034
she puts the "star"
in "one-star."
765
00:31:53,068 --> 00:31:54,620
Shea Couleé.
766
00:31:54,655 --> 00:31:59,000
[laughter and applause]
767
00:31:59,034 --> 00:32:01,689
Thank you so much, Yvie.
768
00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:06,000
I can't think of enough words
to describe you.
769
00:32:06,034 --> 00:32:07,793
Well, nice ones, anyway.
770
00:32:07,827 --> 00:32:09,448
[all laugh]
771
00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:11,689
Jaida Essence Hall is here.
772
00:32:11,724 --> 00:32:13,000
I love that skinny little bitch.
773
00:32:13,034 --> 00:32:16,206
Jaida Essence Hall
is such a skinny little bitch
774
00:32:16,241 --> 00:32:18,344
that she wears earring backs
as bracelets.
775
00:32:18,379 --> 00:32:19,724
[all laugh]
776
00:32:19,758 --> 00:32:22,482
Jaida Essence Hall
is such a skinny little bitch
777
00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:25,275
that she uses a tampon
as a flotation device.
778
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:26,793
[all laugh]
779
00:32:26,827 --> 00:32:29,862
Jaida Essence Hall
is such a skinny little bitch
780
00:32:29,896 --> 00:32:32,379
that when she stands
in front of a funhouse mirror,
781
00:32:32,413 --> 00:32:34,137
she looks like Monét X Change.
782
00:32:34,172 --> 00:32:36,862
[all laugh]
783
00:32:36,896 --> 00:32:39,275
Monét X Change.
784
00:32:39,310 --> 00:32:41,448
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
785
00:32:41,482 --> 00:32:43,034
I don't want to objectify you,
786
00:32:43,068 --> 00:32:46,310
but truly, your ass
does give new meaning
787
00:32:46,344 --> 00:32:48,379
to the term
"dark side of the moon."
788
00:32:48,413 --> 00:32:50,620
[all laugh]
789
00:32:50,655 --> 00:32:52,000
Trinity the Tuck.
790
00:32:52,034 --> 00:32:55,586
I'm not going to stand here
like all these other girls
791
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,275
calling you a slut.
792
00:32:58,310 --> 00:32:59,620
You're also dumb.
793
00:32:59,655 --> 00:33:02,413
[all laugh]
794
00:33:02,448 --> 00:33:03,931
And as I wrap up,
795
00:33:03,965 --> 00:33:07,310
I realize that I've actually
forgotten about Raja,
796
00:33:07,344 --> 00:33:10,241
which I'm sure most of you
already have as well.
797
00:33:10,275 --> 00:33:13,551
Hide your sons
and hide your keys.
798
00:33:13,586 --> 00:33:15,310
It's Jinkx Monsoon.
799
00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:18,758
[applause]
800
00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:24,620
I am so honored
to be honored here tonight
801
00:33:24,655 --> 00:33:27,000
at this imaginary event.
802
00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:29,517
[all laugh]
803
00:33:29,551 --> 00:33:30,655
First of all, RuPaul,
804
00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:32,793
the Rosetta Stone of drag,
805
00:33:32,827 --> 00:33:36,655
you are such a kinky bitch.
806
00:33:36,689 --> 00:33:41,172
You've been edging Shangela
for, like, 11 years now,
807
00:33:41,206 --> 00:33:44,862
and we all just sat and watched,
so I guess we're complicit.
808
00:33:44,896 --> 00:33:49,310
And then Ross Mathews,
you look great.
809
00:33:49,344 --> 00:33:52,586
I'll have whatever intestinal
parasite she's having.
810
00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:56,068
[all laugh]
811
00:33:56,103 --> 00:33:58,241
And Yvie Oddly.
812
00:33:58,275 --> 00:34:02,068
Now, Yvie Oddly has been
objectified a lot this season,
813
00:34:02,103 --> 00:34:04,344
and I don't want
to contribute to that.
814
00:34:06,482 --> 00:34:08,344
Anyway, here's some dick jokes.
815
00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:11,344
[all laugh]
816
00:34:11,379 --> 00:34:13,931
Yvie Oddly's dick is so big,
when she tucks,
817
00:34:13,965 --> 00:34:16,965
she has to tape it
between her shoulder blades.
818
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:21,965
Yvie Oddly's dick is so big,
it has its own heartbeat.
819
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,724
Yvie Oddly's dick is so big,
820
00:34:24,757 --> 00:34:27,137
when I was doing a line of coke
off of it,
821
00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,862
I had time to stop and reflect
822
00:34:28,896 --> 00:34:31,827
and realized
I'd become my mother.
823
00:34:31,862 --> 00:34:34,757
[all laugh]
824
00:34:40,688 --> 00:34:42,206
Then there's Trinity.
825
00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:46,447
Trinity, my goodness, so kind
and compassionate and caring.
826
00:34:46,482 --> 00:34:48,793
She even let her last boyfriend
down easy.
827
00:34:48,827 --> 00:34:50,655
She said,
"Let's just be cousins."
828
00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:54,172
[all laugh]
829
00:34:57,655 --> 00:34:59,827
Now, before Trinity
comes up here
830
00:34:59,862 --> 00:35:01,379
and gives it her best shot,
831
00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,206
just remember,
832
00:35:03,241 --> 00:35:05,965
she was raised by snake handlers
in Appalachia.
833
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,206
Thank you!
834
00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:09,862
[laughter and applause]
835
00:35:14,344 --> 00:35:18,482
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
836
00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:21,379
[RuPaul laughs]
837
00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:26,379
Welcome back to the Kennedy
Davenport Center Honors.
838
00:35:26,413 --> 00:35:29,241
[applause]
839
00:35:31,344 --> 00:35:34,379
Well, hi, I'm Trinity the Tuck.
840
00:35:34,413 --> 00:35:35,896
I'm super excited to be here
841
00:35:35,931 --> 00:35:41,034
at the John F. Kennedy Davenport
Center of Disease Control.
842
00:35:41,068 --> 00:35:42,413
[all laugh]
843
00:35:42,448 --> 00:35:45,103
The first queen I would like
to celebrate tonight
844
00:35:45,137 --> 00:35:46,206
is Jinkx Monsoon.
845
00:35:46,241 --> 00:35:48,862
Jinkx was such an ugly baby,
846
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:50,758
her birth certificate
came with an apology letter
847
00:35:50,793 --> 00:35:52,620
from a condom factory.
848
00:35:52,655 --> 00:35:56,655
[all laugh]
849
00:35:56,689 --> 00:35:58,172
But have you seen her husband?
850
00:35:58,206 --> 00:35:59,689
He's actually really cute.
851
00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:02,551
He actually
likes to dress her up
852
00:36:02,586 --> 00:36:05,103
like a piñata before sex,
853
00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:08,206
because he likes to be blindfold
before he hits it.
854
00:36:08,241 --> 00:36:10,517
[all laugh]
855
00:36:12,896 --> 00:36:14,862
Speaking of
the beautifully challenged,
856
00:36:14,896 --> 00:36:18,241
Yvie, all joking aside,
I just wanna let you know,
857
00:36:18,275 --> 00:36:20,448
don't let anyone ever tell you
you're not pretty.
858
00:36:20,482 --> 00:36:22,103
You're not,
but don't let them tell you.
859
00:36:22,137 --> 00:36:24,896
[all laugh]
860
00:36:28,137 --> 00:36:31,068
When I think of pretty people,
Monét comes to mind.
861
00:36:31,103 --> 00:36:34,000
She's also a classically
trained musician.
862
00:36:34,034 --> 00:36:36,551
She plays a great second fiddle
to Bob the Drag Queen.
863
00:36:36,586 --> 00:36:39,034
[all laugh]
864
00:36:40,413 --> 00:36:43,206
Comedy runs in Monét's family.
865
00:36:43,241 --> 00:36:45,310
Her mother delivered
at least one joke.
866
00:36:45,344 --> 00:36:47,689
[all laugh]
867
00:36:47,724 --> 00:36:48,896
Oh!
868
00:36:50,827 --> 00:36:52,827
Oh, my goodness.
869
00:36:52,862 --> 00:36:55,551
You know, I tried
to look up Raja,
870
00:36:55,586 --> 00:36:58,000
but Wikipedia
doesn't go back that far.
871
00:36:58,034 --> 00:36:59,965
[all laugh]
872
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:04,517
She's statuesque,
a tall drink of water,
873
00:37:04,551 --> 00:37:06,758
if that water was from
Flint, Michigan.
874
00:37:06,793 --> 00:37:09,275
[all laugh]
875
00:37:13,034 --> 00:37:15,862
Our next speaker is the reason
I'm only half a winner.
876
00:37:15,896 --> 00:37:17,586
I wish her mother
would have swallowed.
877
00:37:17,620 --> 00:37:19,448
Give it up for Monét X Change!
878
00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:23,034
[laughter and applause]
879
00:37:24,655 --> 00:37:25,827
Oh.
880
00:37:25,862 --> 00:37:28,896
Oh, my God,
this is unprecedented.
881
00:37:28,931 --> 00:37:32,241
Trinity the Tuck has garnered
laughter and applause
882
00:37:32,275 --> 00:37:33,517
at a Drag Raceroast.
883
00:37:33,551 --> 00:37:36,793
My God, I never thought
I would see the day.
884
00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:41,275
You know, truthfully, I don't
really know Jinkx that well.
885
00:37:41,310 --> 00:37:44,241
I've only ever seen her
at her one-person show. Wait.
886
00:37:44,275 --> 00:37:47,620
Sorry. There was one person
at Jinkx's show.
887
00:37:47,655 --> 00:37:49,103
Yeah, that was it.
888
00:37:49,137 --> 00:37:51,379
And interestingly enough,
at Jinkx's show,
889
00:37:51,413 --> 00:37:54,068
that's when I discovered
I was narcoleptic.
890
00:37:54,103 --> 00:37:57,137
[all laugh]
891
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:01,206
Viv, it's been
an absolute pleasure
892
00:38:01,241 --> 00:38:04,482
watching you grow as a person
throughout this competition.
893
00:38:04,517 --> 00:38:06,896
You're living proof
that it gets butter.
894
00:38:06,931 --> 00:38:08,241
[all laugh]
895
00:38:08,275 --> 00:38:10,068
And eggs
896
00:38:10,103 --> 00:38:11,758
and sugar
897
00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:13,172
and flour,
898
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:15,000
and it makes a sheet cake,
899
00:38:15,034 --> 00:38:17,413
and it eats
the sheet cake alone,
900
00:38:17,448 --> 00:38:19,000
and then it gets better.
901
00:38:19,034 --> 00:38:21,344
[all laugh]
902
00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,275
Thinner than you, bitch.
903
00:38:23,310 --> 00:38:24,793
[all laugh]
904
00:38:24,827 --> 00:38:29,482
And now I wanna talk to a true
artifact of drag, Miss Raja.
905
00:38:29,517 --> 00:38:31,000
Every single day,
906
00:38:31,034 --> 00:38:33,896
we hear Raja going off
about her sauvignon blanc.
907
00:38:33,931 --> 00:38:35,448
Clap once if you need help.
908
00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:37,758
[laughs]
909
00:38:37,793 --> 00:38:39,379
Yeah, I'm talking
to your liver.
910
00:38:39,413 --> 00:38:41,827
[all laugh]
911
00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:44,310
Jaida, Jaida, Jaida,
912
00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:47,551
the Essence of beauty,
and the teeth of a baby.
913
00:38:49,379 --> 00:38:50,931
Jaida--
914
00:38:50,965 --> 00:38:52,034
[laughs]
915
00:38:52,068 --> 00:38:53,275
Bitch!
916
00:38:53,310 --> 00:38:55,793
Shea Couleé. You know,
Shea is everywhere.
917
00:38:55,827 --> 00:38:59,034
She's in magazines,
she was on The Bachelorette,
918
00:38:59,068 --> 00:39:02,931
she's been in so many movie,
you know, it's fierce.
919
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:06,620
[all laugh]
920
00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:10,862
Next up is a queen who's gonna
come here and cool things down.
921
00:39:10,896 --> 00:39:12,517
She is the messence of beauty.
922
00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:15,586
Make some noise
for Jaida Essence Hall.
923
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,724
[laughter and applause]
924
00:39:16,758 --> 00:39:18,896
"The messence of beauty!"
925
00:39:21,206 --> 00:39:22,896
You got something comin', bitch.
926
00:39:22,931 --> 00:39:24,793
[all laugh]
927
00:39:24,827 --> 00:39:27,931
Thanks, Monét, for
that lovely introduction.
928
00:39:27,965 --> 00:39:31,448
Now, twinners Trinity and Monét
929
00:39:31,482 --> 00:39:35,034
have the biggest asses of any
winners of RuPaul's Drag Race.
930
00:39:35,068 --> 00:39:39,275
The only difference is Trinity
has a fake ass, bitch,
931
00:39:39,310 --> 00:39:41,586
and Monét
is just a fake-ass bitch.
932
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:43,413
[all laugh]
933
00:39:43,448 --> 00:39:46,206
Jinkx Monsoon!
934
00:39:46,241 --> 00:39:47,758
Happy shark week!
935
00:39:47,793 --> 00:39:49,137
[all laugh]
936
00:39:49,172 --> 00:39:52,241
The only thing sharper
than Jinkx's pearly--
937
00:39:52,275 --> 00:39:56,275
than Jinkx's wits
are her pearly whites...
938
00:39:56,310 --> 00:40:00,172
and yellows and beiges
and grays.
939
00:40:00,206 --> 00:40:01,275
[all laugh]
940
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:02,793
-Yvie.
-Oh, shit.
941
00:40:02,827 --> 00:40:04,827
If you lay down with her
942
00:40:04,862 --> 00:40:07,551
and have a go with that beast
that she's mes-mes--
943
00:40:07,586 --> 00:40:08,793
aah, I'm sorry.
944
00:40:08,827 --> 00:40:09,931
If you lay down with her
945
00:40:09,965 --> 00:40:12,241
with that beast
that she's hiding as a--
946
00:40:12,275 --> 00:40:14,275
that's she's passing off
as a penis,
947
00:40:14,310 --> 00:40:15,965
there's sure to be a mess,
948
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,827
which is pretty much
what's happening right now
949
00:40:17,862 --> 00:40:19,551
for this motherfucking roast
right now.
950
00:40:19,586 --> 00:40:20,551
[all laugh]
951
00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:22,344
So that's okay.
952
00:40:22,379 --> 00:40:23,862
It's all right.
953
00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:26,620
And the joke after that
was that she's a hot mess,
954
00:40:26,655 --> 00:40:28,689
but, baby, it won't land
right now at this moment.
955
00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:31,034
[all laugh]
956
00:40:31,068 --> 00:40:32,344
This leads us
957
00:40:32,379 --> 00:40:35,482
right into our next
very special guest, The Viv.
958
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:37,827
The last time she had
plastic surgery done,
959
00:40:37,862 --> 00:40:39,758
the doctor asked her
for her nose job.
960
00:40:39,793 --> 00:40:42,827
Would she like it to stay cut?
961
00:40:42,862 --> 00:40:46,137
Yeah, that was not the way
that joke was supposed to go.
962
00:40:46,172 --> 00:40:48,793
[all laugh]
963
00:40:48,827 --> 00:40:54,379
So she is The Viv.
964
00:40:54,413 --> 00:40:56,793
[applause]
965
00:40:58,068 --> 00:41:01,137
It's so hard going after
such a strong roast.
966
00:41:01,172 --> 00:41:03,034
[all laugh]
967
00:41:03,068 --> 00:41:04,137
Well, what an honor it is
968
00:41:04,172 --> 00:41:06,482
to be able to close
this celebration
969
00:41:06,517 --> 00:41:08,896
of horrible, horrible men.
970
00:41:08,931 --> 00:41:13,034
It really is the who's who
of who was available.
971
00:41:13,068 --> 00:41:17,137
Thank you girls for
acknowledging my K addiction.
972
00:41:17,172 --> 00:41:18,827
After sitting through
this shit for an hour,
973
00:41:18,862 --> 00:41:20,275
I think I'll take it back up.
974
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:23,275
But on to our honorees.
975
00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:26,206
After Drag Race,
Monét's career path was simple:
976
00:41:26,241 --> 00:41:29,344
do everything Bob the Drag Queen
did, but shitter.
977
00:41:29,379 --> 00:41:30,758
[all laugh]
978
00:41:30,793 --> 00:41:34,241
Monét had her own talk show--
well, on the Internet--
979
00:41:34,275 --> 00:41:37,758
called the X Change Rate,
which is Latin for "canceled."
980
00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:39,724
[all laugh]
981
00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:43,344
The show was meant to be
an exploration and reflection
982
00:41:43,379 --> 00:41:45,275
of Monét's talent
and personality,
983
00:41:45,310 --> 00:41:47,344
and sadly it was.
984
00:41:47,379 --> 00:41:48,862
[all laugh]
985
00:41:48,896 --> 00:41:52,655
Trinity's catchphrase
this season has been "I live!"
986
00:41:52,689 --> 00:41:55,793
And she does, until that
back street B-grade silicone
987
00:41:55,827 --> 00:41:59,000
migrates into a vital artery,
and then, girl, you die!
988
00:41:59,034 --> 00:42:02,448
[all laugh]
989
00:42:03,862 --> 00:42:05,689
Shea Couleé!
990
00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,896
Calm down, Jinkx.
That's not a dessert.
991
00:42:07,931 --> 00:42:11,103
Jinkx had a Zoom wedding,
not because of the pandemic,
992
00:42:11,137 --> 00:42:12,275
just because her husband
993
00:42:12,310 --> 00:42:13,896
couldn't bear to be
in the same room as her.
994
00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,758
[all laugh]
995
00:42:15,793 --> 00:42:17,620
But I just wanna thank
each and every one of you
996
00:42:17,655 --> 00:42:18,758
for coming here tonight.
997
00:42:18,793 --> 00:42:20,896
I hope you've had a fun time,
998
00:42:20,931 --> 00:42:23,586
and if you ever need a friend
to pee in a cup, don't ask me.
999
00:42:23,620 --> 00:42:25,344
Thank you! Good night.
1000
00:42:25,379 --> 00:42:28,137
[laughter and applause]
1001
00:42:37,172 --> 00:42:40,413
Category is All Glowed Up.
1002
00:42:40,448 --> 00:42:42,206
First up, Raja.
1003
00:42:42,241 --> 00:42:44,344
Michelle:
You betta chrysalis that walk.
1004
00:42:44,379 --> 00:42:45,586
[all laugh]
1005
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,931
Raja: I just brought
a little something
1006
00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,034
I'd wear to the supermarket
1007
00:42:48,068 --> 00:42:50,413
to buy some quinoa, perhaps.
1008
00:42:50,448 --> 00:42:53,586
Just 200 lasers
and Swarovski crystals
1009
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:55,310
on a 3D-printed butterfly cage.
1010
00:42:55,344 --> 00:42:58,137
Ronan: Ow. I think I just
accidentally got Lasik.
1011
00:42:58,172 --> 00:42:59,586
[all laugh]
1012
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,620
The reason why I do drag
is to shock, to titillate,
1013
00:43:02,655 --> 00:43:05,310
to ultimately, you know,
create a vignette
1014
00:43:05,344 --> 00:43:07,137
that is something
that I consider beautiful.
1015
00:43:07,172 --> 00:43:08,620
Ronan:
Call her, Brian Dennehy,
1016
00:43:08,655 --> 00:43:11,310
because she's doing great things
after coming out of her cocoon.
1017
00:43:11,344 --> 00:43:13,827
[all laugh]
1018
00:43:16,586 --> 00:43:17,586
RuPaul: Yvie Oddly.
1019
00:43:17,620 --> 00:43:20,206
You know,
Yvie Oddly is a fun-gi.
1020
00:43:20,241 --> 00:43:21,448
[Ross laughs]
1021
00:43:21,482 --> 00:43:24,137
Yvie: For this runway,
I am the most regal,
1022
00:43:24,172 --> 00:43:28,000
elegant pile of mushrooms
to ever see the sun.
1023
00:43:28,034 --> 00:43:30,000
I am glowing so elegantly.
1024
00:43:30,034 --> 00:43:31,724
Ross: She's just
one of those queens
1025
00:43:31,758 --> 00:43:33,172
with a thousand-watt smile.
1026
00:43:33,206 --> 00:43:35,275
Ronan: That dental dam comes
with an electricity rinse.
1027
00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,724
[all laugh]
1028
00:43:36,758 --> 00:43:39,689
I want people to take a trip
with me on this look.
1029
00:43:39,724 --> 00:43:42,034
We are gonna go some places.
1030
00:43:42,068 --> 00:43:43,620
Ronan:
She's a glower and a shower.
1031
00:43:43,655 --> 00:43:45,172
[all laugh]
1032
00:43:45,206 --> 00:43:48,448
RuPaul:
Shea Couleé. Ooh!
1033
00:43:48,482 --> 00:43:50,551
Michelle:
Build me up, buttercup.
1034
00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:52,379
[all laugh]
1035
00:43:52,413 --> 00:43:55,413
Shea: I'm serving you
sunflower fairy goddess.
1036
00:43:55,448 --> 00:43:59,206
Sunflowers are just joyful,
they're bright.
1037
00:43:59,241 --> 00:44:04,103
I am glowing like the sun.
1038
00:44:04,137 --> 00:44:05,896
Talk about
all glowed up, baby.
1039
00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:08,793
RuPaul: All sun, no shade.
1040
00:44:11,655 --> 00:44:14,103
Jinkx Monsoon.
1041
00:44:14,137 --> 00:44:17,344
Ronan: Are you being persecuted
for your religious beliefs?
1042
00:44:17,379 --> 00:44:18,827
[all laugh]
1043
00:44:18,862 --> 00:44:22,344
Jinkx: I want
to rewrite the story
1044
00:44:22,379 --> 00:44:24,034
of witches being burned
at the stake.
1045
00:44:24,068 --> 00:44:26,862
Men in power
want to stay in power,
1046
00:44:26,896 --> 00:44:29,862
so they squash anyone
who threatens that.
1047
00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:33,034
So while I am a witch
being burned alive,
1048
00:44:33,068 --> 00:44:36,551
I'm going to show
that flames don't hurt me
1049
00:44:36,586 --> 00:44:39,896
and do not diminish my power.
1050
00:44:39,931 --> 00:44:40,965
Well done.
1051
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,862
[all laugh]
1052
00:44:43,896 --> 00:44:47,655
RuPaul: Balenciaga!
1053
00:44:47,689 --> 00:44:49,275
Trinity the Tuck.
1054
00:44:49,310 --> 00:44:51,448
Michelle:
This dress is such a turn-on.
1055
00:44:51,482 --> 00:44:53,827
RuPaul: Well, she just blew out
half the lights in Los Angeles.
1056
00:44:53,862 --> 00:44:56,000
Michelle:
I'm sorry. Watt?
1057
00:44:56,034 --> 00:44:57,517
[all laugh]
1058
00:44:57,551 --> 00:45:01,275
Trinity: This runway
makes me so nervous.
1059
00:45:01,310 --> 00:45:03,896
I have a whole Las Vegas Strip
on my back.
1060
00:45:03,931 --> 00:45:07,103
She is flashing
more than the paparazzi,
1061
00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:08,482
and, bitch, I hope somebody
1062
00:45:08,517 --> 00:45:11,137
doesn't go into
an epileptic shock.
1063
00:45:11,172 --> 00:45:13,344
I don't even know
if I said that word right.
1064
00:45:13,379 --> 00:45:15,931
Ross: Blinker?
I hardly know her!
1065
00:45:15,965 --> 00:45:17,517
[all laugh]
1066
00:45:17,551 --> 00:45:19,413
RuPaul: Monét X Change.
1067
00:45:19,448 --> 00:45:21,931
Michelle: Monét, now with
Celestial Seasonings.
1068
00:45:21,965 --> 00:45:23,379
[all laugh]
1069
00:45:23,413 --> 00:45:25,517
Ross: Her hips don't lie,
but they do light up.
1070
00:45:25,551 --> 00:45:28,482
Monét: I wanted to give
a beautiful gown silhouette,
1071
00:45:28,517 --> 00:45:29,862
and we have nailed it.
1072
00:45:29,896 --> 00:45:31,827
You can see
the lights are twinkling,
1073
00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:34,206
then you see the galaxies
and the Milky Way.
1074
00:45:34,241 --> 00:45:36,689
Add the stars aligning
under the fabric,
1075
00:45:36,724 --> 00:45:41,068
and it really brings out
how celestial this garment is.
1076
00:45:41,103 --> 00:45:43,862
Ross: I wish I had a telescope
so I could see Uranus.
1077
00:45:43,896 --> 00:45:46,241
-[laughs]
-You can see it without it.
1078
00:45:46,275 --> 00:45:47,689
[all laugh]
1079
00:45:47,724 --> 00:45:49,931
RuPaul:
Jaida Essence Hall.
1080
00:45:49,965 --> 00:45:50,965
Ross: Is this the blue wave
1081
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,551
that Chuck Todd
was expecting in 2020?
1082
00:45:53,586 --> 00:45:55,517
Jaida: I'm serving you nothing
1083
00:45:55,551 --> 00:45:58,310
but the brightest, most
sickening mermaid fantasy.
1084
00:45:58,344 --> 00:46:01,724
I'm glowing like
I were working in Vegas,
1085
00:46:01,758 --> 00:46:03,586
selling you on Treasure Island,
1086
00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:05,206
and I am loving that my body
1087
00:46:05,241 --> 00:46:06,586
looks like
I'm sitting on this wave,
1088
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:09,241
even though I have
my cute little legs under here,
1089
00:46:09,275 --> 00:46:11,068
walking and propelling me.
1090
00:46:11,103 --> 00:46:13,275
Ronan: This is my favorite
episode of Planet Earth.
1091
00:46:13,310 --> 00:46:15,862
[all laugh]
1092
00:46:15,896 --> 00:46:18,275
RuPaul: The Vivienne.
1093
00:46:18,310 --> 00:46:20,482
Ronan: Now, that's what I call
winging it.
1094
00:46:20,517 --> 00:46:21,896
Vivienne: The lights
have gone down,
1095
00:46:21,931 --> 00:46:23,482
I am lit from head to toe.
1096
00:46:23,517 --> 00:46:25,620
My shoes are rhinestoned,
1097
00:46:25,655 --> 00:46:28,965
and I'm wearing my little
Single White Female bob,
1098
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,137
so don't come near me
if you have a new puppy.
1099
00:46:31,172 --> 00:46:34,172
RuPaul: Teacher says
every time a bell rings,
1100
00:46:34,206 --> 00:46:36,310
a drag queen gets her wings!
1101
00:46:36,344 --> 00:46:38,034
[all laugh]
1102
00:46:38,068 --> 00:46:40,241
Michelle: Her milkshake
brings all the boys to her nest.
1103
00:46:40,275 --> 00:46:42,448
[all laugh]
1104
00:46:42,482 --> 00:46:44,586
Any chance I get to be
an angel, I'll take it,
1105
00:46:44,620 --> 00:46:47,137
because I will certainly
not be going to heaven.
1106
00:46:47,172 --> 00:46:51,551
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
1107
00:46:51,586 --> 00:46:54,551
[RuPaul laughs]
1108
00:46:54,586 --> 00:46:56,413
Welcome, ladies.
1109
00:46:56,448 --> 00:46:58,862
All Stars, All Winnersrules
1110
00:46:58,896 --> 00:47:02,655
are about to be revised.
1111
00:47:02,689 --> 00:47:06,206
[all laugh]
Wow.
1112
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,620
Tonight, as usual,
1113
00:47:07,655 --> 00:47:10,172
I will name the top two
All Stars of the week
1114
00:47:10,206 --> 00:47:14,793
and award each of them
a legendary Legend Star,
1115
00:47:14,827 --> 00:47:16,137
unless she's been blocked.
1116
00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:19,413
Then the top two will lip sync
1117
00:47:19,448 --> 00:47:22,344
for their chance to win $10,000.
1118
00:47:22,379 --> 00:47:25,241
But the winner
of this week's lip sync
1119
00:47:25,275 --> 00:47:30,068
will not, I repeat,
will not have the power
1120
00:47:30,103 --> 00:47:33,413
to block one
of their fellow competitors
1121
00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:37,103
from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
1122
00:47:37,137 --> 00:47:38,413
That's right.
1123
00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:40,793
We're hanging up
the Platinum Plunger
1124
00:47:40,827 --> 00:47:43,724
for the rest
of this competition.
1125
00:47:43,758 --> 00:47:46,068
[cheers and applause]
1126
00:47:46,103 --> 00:47:47,620
-Finally!
-The Platinum Plunger
1127
00:47:47,655 --> 00:47:50,793
will return from whence it came:
1128
00:47:50,827 --> 00:47:53,517
Michelle Visage's rectum.
1129
00:47:53,551 --> 00:47:55,275
[giggles]
1130
00:47:55,310 --> 00:47:57,241
Rec room. I meant rec room.
1131
00:47:57,275 --> 00:47:58,827
Same thing.
1132
00:47:58,862 --> 00:48:00,965
Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,
1133
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,793
starting with Raja.
1134
00:48:03,827 --> 00:48:06,655
Raja, in the roast, I thought
you were really funny.
1135
00:48:06,689 --> 00:48:08,034
I think you had
some really strong moments.
1136
00:48:08,068 --> 00:48:11,103
You were probably
the meanest out of everybody.
1137
00:48:11,137 --> 00:48:12,758
Viv has done so much ketamine,
1138
00:48:12,793 --> 00:48:15,137
people are betting on her
at the Kentucky Derby.
1139
00:48:15,172 --> 00:48:16,551
[all laugh]
1140
00:48:16,586 --> 00:48:18,448
I just enjoyed
every second of your roast.
1141
00:48:18,482 --> 00:48:19,724
Not only were you funny,
1142
00:48:19,758 --> 00:48:22,137
but when you weren't funny,
you were hilarious.
1143
00:48:22,172 --> 00:48:23,965
Thank you.
1144
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,965
This tonight
on the runway, wow.
1145
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,206
It's so Raja.
1146
00:48:27,241 --> 00:48:28,896
I would say we've never seen it
1147
00:48:28,931 --> 00:48:30,310
on the main stage
of RuPaul's Drag Race,
1148
00:48:30,344 --> 00:48:32,586
but I'm not sure
I've ever seen that anywhere.
1149
00:48:32,620 --> 00:48:34,827
It was incredible.
It felt risky.
1150
00:48:34,862 --> 00:48:38,172
I'm glad you're still with us
and didn't sprain an ankle.
1151
00:48:38,206 --> 00:48:40,068
-[laughs]
-Appreciate it.
1152
00:48:40,103 --> 00:48:42,620
All right,
up next, Yvie Oddly.
1153
00:48:42,655 --> 00:48:45,655
You were lower key,
and I kind of dug that.
1154
00:48:45,689 --> 00:48:47,482
So once I got into your vibe,
1155
00:48:47,517 --> 00:48:49,068
you had some
really funny things.
1156
00:48:49,103 --> 00:48:52,586
Even Jinkx has had
some plastic surgery done.
1157
00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:54,379
I'll give you time
to look for it.
1158
00:48:54,413 --> 00:48:55,758
[all laugh]
1159
00:48:55,793 --> 00:48:57,724
This look, so beautiful.
1160
00:48:57,758 --> 00:49:00,310
The movement was stunning.
I was sold.
1161
00:49:00,344 --> 00:49:04,172
I mean, it's kitschy
in the best way possible.
1162
00:49:04,206 --> 00:49:07,620
It's campy, it's fun,
and it's really stunning.
1163
00:49:07,655 --> 00:49:09,620
-Thank you, Yvie.
-Thank you.
1164
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:13,931
Up next, Shea Couleé,
now with sunflower oil.
1165
00:49:13,965 --> 00:49:15,379
Mmm!
1166
00:49:15,413 --> 00:49:18,241
I loved that sort of
green Lurex suit
1167
00:49:18,275 --> 00:49:19,344
that you were wearing.
1168
00:49:19,379 --> 00:49:20,379
It was like a power suit.
1169
00:49:20,413 --> 00:49:22,000
Ooh, it was so cute, right?
1170
00:49:22,034 --> 00:49:24,965
And the way you kind of
boss-bitched your roast
1171
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000
was awesome.
1172
00:49:26,034 --> 00:49:27,827
You didn't just wear
the power suit,
1173
00:49:27,862 --> 00:49:31,034
you carried yourself
like someone in a power suit,
1174
00:49:31,068 --> 00:49:33,586
and you were a power player
in that moment.
1175
00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:34,793
It was cool to see.
1176
00:49:34,827 --> 00:49:36,758
When she stands in front
of a funhouse mirror,
1177
00:49:36,793 --> 00:49:38,517
she looks like Monét X Change.
1178
00:49:38,551 --> 00:49:41,068
[all laugh]
1179
00:49:41,103 --> 00:49:43,517
Not only was this look
breathtaking
1180
00:49:43,551 --> 00:49:45,034
when the lights were out,
1181
00:49:45,068 --> 00:49:47,827
but on stage now, I think
I might even love it more.
1182
00:49:47,862 --> 00:49:49,793
Because I'm seeing
the details in it.
1183
00:49:49,827 --> 00:49:51,413
I'm seeing your makeup.
1184
00:49:51,448 --> 00:49:53,034
It was beautiful
with the lights on,
1185
00:49:53,068 --> 00:49:54,793
it's beautiful
with the lights off.
1186
00:49:54,827 --> 00:49:55,827
Just gorgeous.
Thank you, Shea.
1187
00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:56,827
Thank you, Ru.
1188
00:49:56,862 --> 00:50:00,413
Up next, it is Jinkx Monsoon.
1189
00:50:00,448 --> 00:50:03,620
You had some funny, funny jokes.
1190
00:50:03,655 --> 00:50:06,103
We were laughing so hard
you had to hold.
1191
00:50:06,137 --> 00:50:09,724
We expected a slayage,
and you did not disappoint.
1192
00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:11,310
When I was doing
a line of coke off of it,
1193
00:50:11,344 --> 00:50:13,310
I had time to stop and reflect
1194
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:16,310
and realized
I'd become my mother.
1195
00:50:16,344 --> 00:50:18,344
[all laugh]
1196
00:50:18,379 --> 00:50:21,206
You were so funny, Jinkx.
1197
00:50:21,241 --> 00:50:23,034
You had a lot riding
on this week,
1198
00:50:23,068 --> 00:50:25,517
and I think you
knocked it outta the park.
1199
00:50:25,551 --> 00:50:27,655
You're an incredibly
accomplished stand-up.
1200
00:50:27,689 --> 00:50:30,034
It was really, really funny
and smart.
1201
00:50:30,068 --> 00:50:34,034
And then this outfit
told such a story,
1202
00:50:34,068 --> 00:50:37,655
and from a technical standpoint,
it was dazzling.
1203
00:50:37,689 --> 00:50:41,034
This is the most gorgeous
pizza oven I've ever seen.
1204
00:50:41,068 --> 00:50:43,068
[all laugh]
1205
00:50:43,103 --> 00:50:45,551
Oh, my goodness, hilarious.
1206
00:50:45,586 --> 00:50:47,586
-Thank you so much.
-Thank you.
1207
00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:50,551
Up next,
it's Trinity the Tuck.
1208
00:50:50,586 --> 00:50:51,689
Let's start with this look,
1209
00:50:51,724 --> 00:50:53,068
because you came around
the corner
1210
00:50:53,103 --> 00:50:55,413
and it was just a carnivale.
1211
00:50:55,448 --> 00:50:58,000
It's just so glowy and fun.
1212
00:50:58,034 --> 00:51:00,103
But I wanna take a minute
and talk about your roast.
1213
00:51:00,137 --> 00:51:03,793
It was freakin' hilarious.
1214
00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:06,620
Incredible jokes.
Great, great material.
1215
00:51:06,655 --> 00:51:08,758
Don't let anyone ever tell you
you're not pretty.
1216
00:51:08,793 --> 00:51:10,413
You're not,
but don't let them tell you.
1217
00:51:10,448 --> 00:51:11,620
[all laugh]
1218
00:51:11,655 --> 00:51:13,379
You had the jokes down,
1219
00:51:13,413 --> 00:51:16,172
but you had to get out of
your own way, and it's not easy.
1220
00:51:16,206 --> 00:51:18,310
But Trinity, you did it.
1221
00:51:18,344 --> 00:51:21,068
You are in your element.
1222
00:51:21,103 --> 00:51:24,482
You got it on lock.
1223
00:51:24,517 --> 00:51:25,793
Thank you, thank you.
1224
00:51:25,827 --> 00:51:28,931
All right,
up next, Monét X Change.
1225
00:51:28,965 --> 00:51:30,517
-Hi, Ru.
-Hi, honey.
1226
00:51:30,551 --> 00:51:32,896
I love watching you perform,
1227
00:51:32,931 --> 00:51:35,206
and it's because
you are so confident onstage.
1228
00:51:35,241 --> 00:51:38,241
The material was great, but also
you just--you know your stuff.
1229
00:51:38,275 --> 00:51:40,137
The joke about
"it gets butter..."
1230
00:51:40,172 --> 00:51:41,551
It gets butter.
1231
00:51:41,586 --> 00:51:43,448
[all laugh]
And eggs,
1232
00:51:43,482 --> 00:51:45,448
and it makes a sheet cake.
1233
00:51:45,482 --> 00:51:46,620
It just built
and built and built
1234
00:51:46,655 --> 00:51:49,448
and we were laughing
the whole time.
1235
00:51:49,482 --> 00:51:50,551
Thank you, Ross.
1236
00:51:50,586 --> 00:51:51,689
I think this is beautiful.
1237
00:51:51,724 --> 00:51:53,517
It's very classy.
1238
00:51:53,551 --> 00:51:55,517
You know, that's what
you're known as: classy.
1239
00:51:55,551 --> 00:51:57,206
-Thank you.
-That's a lie.
1240
00:51:57,241 --> 00:51:58,655
[all laugh]
1241
00:51:58,689 --> 00:51:59,793
But I think
it's really, really pretty,
1242
00:51:59,827 --> 00:52:01,827
and I like the kind of
fiber optic moment
1243
00:52:01,862 --> 00:52:02,965
that you're giving us.
1244
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,103
Thank you, Michelle.
1245
00:52:04,137 --> 00:52:07,413
All right, up next,
Jaida Essence Hall.
1246
00:52:07,448 --> 00:52:11,655
Wow, this mermaid look
is stun-ning.
1247
00:52:11,689 --> 00:52:13,379
It was beautiful
with the lights off,
1248
00:52:13,413 --> 00:52:17,448
but lights on, look at this
color, look at it flickering.
1249
00:52:17,482 --> 00:52:19,068
I just can't imagine
the logistics
1250
00:52:19,103 --> 00:52:20,448
that went into making this,
1251
00:52:20,482 --> 00:52:23,413
let alone wearing this
and moving in this.
1252
00:52:23,448 --> 00:52:25,103
It is dazzling.
1253
00:52:25,137 --> 00:52:26,241
Thank you.
1254
00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,000
You looked beautiful
in the roast.
1255
00:52:28,034 --> 00:52:29,517
Your makeup was stunning.
1256
00:52:29,551 --> 00:52:30,931
And here's the thing.
1257
00:52:30,965 --> 00:52:33,482
You struggled a little bit,
but I wanna give you credit,
1258
00:52:33,517 --> 00:52:37,000
because the moment
you went off your book
1259
00:52:37,034 --> 00:52:38,517
is when you came to life.
1260
00:52:38,551 --> 00:52:39,758
There's sure to be a mess,
1261
00:52:39,793 --> 00:52:42,034
which is pretty much
what's happening right now
1262
00:52:42,068 --> 00:52:43,517
for this motherfucking roast
right now.
1263
00:52:43,551 --> 00:52:45,793
[all laugh]
1264
00:52:45,827 --> 00:52:47,620
And that was funny,
1265
00:52:47,655 --> 00:52:49,620
and that's what
a professional would do.
1266
00:52:49,655 --> 00:52:52,241
You have it.
You are funny.
1267
00:52:52,275 --> 00:52:53,586
But it's all in your head.
1268
00:52:53,620 --> 00:52:55,793
You let that go,
and you will just fly.
1269
00:52:55,827 --> 00:52:56,896
Thank you.
1270
00:52:56,931 --> 00:52:59,275
All right,
up next, The Vivienne.
1271
00:52:59,310 --> 00:53:01,310
I didn't write
a single thing down
1272
00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,896
because I just enjoyed the show.
1273
00:53:03,931 --> 00:53:06,413
Thank you girls for
acknowledging my K addiction.
1274
00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:08,068
After sitting through
this shit for an hour,
1275
00:53:08,103 --> 00:53:09,793
I think I'll take it back up.
1276
00:53:09,827 --> 00:53:11,172
[all laugh]
1277
00:53:11,206 --> 00:53:13,137
I always feel confidence
1278
00:53:13,172 --> 00:53:16,482
and supported
with you at the helm,
1279
00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:17,724
and that's important.
1280
00:53:17,758 --> 00:53:19,310
The thing that I wrote
so many notes about
1281
00:53:19,344 --> 00:53:20,655
were the wings.
1282
00:53:20,689 --> 00:53:22,862
It's interesting to me
that this outfit works so well
1283
00:53:22,896 --> 00:53:24,034
both with
and without the wings,
1284
00:53:24,068 --> 00:53:25,965
the pageboy haircut,
1285
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,206
and the kind of warrior thing
you have going on.
1286
00:53:28,241 --> 00:53:30,517
I'm getting
sort of Icaru-sissy.
1287
00:53:30,551 --> 00:53:32,586
I just heard "sissy,"
and I'll take it.
1288
00:53:32,620 --> 00:53:33,931
[laughs]
1289
00:53:33,965 --> 00:53:36,758
Well, well done.
Very, very funny.
1290
00:53:36,793 --> 00:53:38,000
Thank you.
1291
00:53:38,034 --> 00:53:40,344
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1292
00:53:40,379 --> 00:53:42,275
While you untuck
in the werkroom,
1293
00:53:42,310 --> 00:53:44,586
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1294
00:53:44,620 --> 00:53:46,137
You may leave the stage.
1295
00:53:47,586 --> 00:53:49,586
Phenomenal night tonight.
1296
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,655
So funny. So many jokes.
1297
00:53:51,689 --> 00:53:53,655
It was brilliant.
1298
00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,241
All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1299
00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:56,586
whaddaya think?
1300
00:53:56,620 --> 00:53:59,275
We are looking for the two
top All Stars of the week.
1301
00:53:59,310 --> 00:54:01,275
Okay, truth.
1302
00:54:01,310 --> 00:54:03,827
Jinkx is as good
as anybody at the Friars Club.
1303
00:54:03,862 --> 00:54:04,965
Yes.
1304
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,620
Trinity let her last boyfriend
down easy.
1305
00:54:07,655 --> 00:54:09,586
She said,
"Let's just be cousins."
1306
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:12,379
[all laugh]
1307
00:54:12,413 --> 00:54:14,379
And then she comes out
1308
00:54:14,413 --> 00:54:16,517
with what I think is
the most innovative runway look.
1309
00:54:16,551 --> 00:54:20,310
It was funny and campy,
but also kind of dark and weird.
1310
00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:23,655
That may be the strongest thing
I've seen today.
1311
00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:28,172
But I've marked Monét as one
of the standouts in my mind.
1312
00:54:28,206 --> 00:54:30,379
Sometimes she was working
with long setups
1313
00:54:30,413 --> 00:54:32,103
on the way to a punchline,
1314
00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,206
and then sort of playing it
1315
00:54:33,241 --> 00:54:35,034
like the punchline
was improvisational.
1316
00:54:35,068 --> 00:54:37,689
The "it gets butter" joke felt
like it was in that category.
1317
00:54:37,724 --> 00:54:38,965
That was funny.
1318
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:41,000
She's another one of those
comfortable performers
1319
00:54:41,034 --> 00:54:42,241
that we all love.
1320
00:54:42,275 --> 00:54:43,310
We sit here and we're like,
"Yeah, what's next?
1321
00:54:43,344 --> 00:54:44,344
Tell us another one."
1322
00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:45,827
For the runway look,
1323
00:54:45,862 --> 00:54:47,241
I really appreciated
the commitment
1324
00:54:47,275 --> 00:54:51,034
to something that was
understated and classy.
1325
00:54:51,068 --> 00:54:53,137
I really loved how Monét
presented tonight.
1326
00:54:53,172 --> 00:54:54,620
Trinity on that runway,
1327
00:54:54,655 --> 00:54:55,931
when she walked around
that corner
1328
00:54:55,965 --> 00:54:59,517
in that whorescent lighting,
it was such a moment.
1329
00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:00,586
It was thrilling.
1330
00:55:00,620 --> 00:55:02,000
But really
where she shone tonight
1331
00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:04,068
was in that roast,
1332
00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:07,931
because none of us really
expected her to do that.
1333
00:55:07,965 --> 00:55:10,034
Comedy runs in Monét's family.
1334
00:55:10,068 --> 00:55:12,310
Her mother delivered
at least one joke.
1335
00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,655
Oh!
[all laugh]
1336
00:55:14,689 --> 00:55:16,862
There were so many funny jokes.
1337
00:55:16,896 --> 00:55:20,034
It was one after the other,
it was rapid fire,
1338
00:55:20,068 --> 00:55:21,965
and I thought she was a star.
1339
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:26,275
I loved The Vivienne tonight,
because that queen was so funny.
1340
00:55:26,310 --> 00:55:27,620
Jinkx had a Zoom wedding.
1341
00:55:27,655 --> 00:55:29,517
Not because of the pandemic,
just because her husband
1342
00:55:29,551 --> 00:55:30,862
couldn't bear to be
in the same room as her.
1343
00:55:30,896 --> 00:55:32,758
[all laugh]
1344
00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:34,793
She wasn't just
telling the jokes
1345
00:55:34,827 --> 00:55:36,689
and going through
the existing material.
1346
00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:37,758
It really felt like
she was playing
1347
00:55:37,793 --> 00:55:39,482
and doing improv
around the margins.
1348
00:55:39,517 --> 00:55:43,551
And then the look on the runway
was distinctive and unusual,
1349
00:55:43,586 --> 00:55:46,344
but also sort of very
classically beautiful.
1350
00:55:46,379 --> 00:55:47,965
We've seen wings a few times,
1351
00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:50,482
but these were softer
and bendier,
1352
00:55:50,517 --> 00:55:52,689
and you kind of felt emotions
when she was presenting it.
1353
00:55:52,724 --> 00:55:54,103
I love the way she looked.
1354
00:55:54,137 --> 00:55:55,482
I thought she had
a very strong night.
1355
00:55:55,517 --> 00:55:57,793
All right, silence!
1356
00:55:57,827 --> 00:55:59,000
I've made my decision.
1357
00:55:59,034 --> 00:56:00,931
Bring back my Legends.
1358
00:56:00,965 --> 00:56:02,413
Welcome back, ladies.
1359
00:56:02,448 --> 00:56:06,724
Based on your Hall of Shade
roast performances
1360
00:56:06,758 --> 00:56:11,275
and your All Glowed Up
runway presentations,
1361
00:56:11,310 --> 00:56:12,586
I've made some decisions.
1362
00:56:15,172 --> 00:56:17,482
The top two All Stars
of the week are...
1363
00:56:21,379 --> 00:56:24,965
-Trinity the Tuck...
-What?
1364
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:26,655
And Jinkx Monsoon.
1365
00:56:26,689 --> 00:56:27,862
Oh, my God!
1366
00:56:27,896 --> 00:56:31,482
[applause]
1367
00:56:31,517 --> 00:56:32,689
Con-drag-ulations.
1368
00:56:32,724 --> 00:56:36,586
You've each earned
a legendary Legend Star.
1369
00:56:39,517 --> 00:56:43,862
And you're both one step closer
to our grand finale
1370
00:56:43,896 --> 00:56:48,241
Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.
1371
00:56:49,655 --> 00:56:51,931
Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.
1372
00:56:51,965 --> 00:56:53,827
Congrats, bitch!
1373
00:56:58,793 --> 00:57:00,896
Two legends stand before me.
1374
00:57:02,482 --> 00:57:05,758
Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me
1375
00:57:05,793 --> 00:57:10,137
and win a cash tip of $10,000.
1376
00:57:13,793 --> 00:57:15,827
The time has come...
[thunder]
1377
00:57:15,862 --> 00:57:17,482
for you to lip sync...
1378
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:22,275
[echoing] for your legacy!
1379
00:57:24,103 --> 00:57:29,655
Good luck,
and don't fuck it up.
1380
00:57:29,689 --> 00:57:33,344
♪ If all of the kings had
their queens on the throne ♪
1381
00:57:33,379 --> 00:57:37,344
♪ We would pop champagne
and raise a toast ♪
1382
00:57:37,379 --> 00:57:40,344
♪ To all of the queens
who are fighting alone ♪
1383
00:57:40,379 --> 00:57:44,068
♪ Baby, you're not dancing
on your own ♪
1384
00:57:44,103 --> 00:57:45,448
♪ Can't live without me
1385
00:57:45,482 --> 00:57:48,275
♪ You wanna, but you can't,
no, no, no ♪
1386
00:57:48,310 --> 00:57:50,068
♪ Think it's funny,
but honey ♪
1387
00:57:50,103 --> 00:57:52,137
♪ Can't run this show
on your own ♪
1388
00:57:52,172 --> 00:57:53,689
♪ I can feel my body shake
1389
00:57:53,724 --> 00:57:55,068
♪ There's only so much
I can take ♪
1390
00:57:55,103 --> 00:57:58,206
♪ I'll show you how
a real queen behaves ♪
1391
00:57:58,241 --> 00:57:59,586
♪ Oh-oh-oh
1392
00:57:59,620 --> 00:58:01,517
♪ No damsel in distress
1393
00:58:01,551 --> 00:58:03,896
♪ Don't need to save me
1394
00:58:03,931 --> 00:58:07,517
♪ Once I start breathing fire,
you can't tame me ♪
1395
00:58:07,551 --> 00:58:11,034
♪ And you might think I'm weak
without a sword ♪
1396
00:58:11,068 --> 00:58:14,310
♪ But I'm stronger
than I ever was before ♪
1397
00:58:14,344 --> 00:58:17,517
♪ If all of the kings had
their queens on the throne ♪
1398
00:58:17,551 --> 00:58:21,103
♪ We would pop champagne
and raise a toast ♪
1399
00:58:21,137 --> 00:58:25,344
♪ To all of the queens
who are fighting alone ♪
1400
00:58:25,379 --> 00:58:29,000
♪ Baby, you're not dancing
on your own ♪
1401
00:58:29,034 --> 00:58:31,172
Whoo!
1402
00:58:31,206 --> 00:58:33,758
Yes!
1403
00:58:33,793 --> 00:58:37,793
Oh, my God, she did it!
1404
00:58:43,724 --> 00:58:48,000
♪ In chess, the king
can move one space at a time ♪
1405
00:58:48,034 --> 00:58:51,413
♪ But queens are free
to go wherever they like ♪
1406
00:58:51,448 --> 00:58:54,793
♪ You get too close,
you'll get a royalty high ♪
1407
00:58:54,827 --> 00:59:00,724
♪ So breathe it in
to feel alive ♪
1408
00:59:00,758 --> 00:59:03,241
♪ If all of the kings had
their queens on the throne ♪
1409
00:59:03,275 --> 00:59:07,896
♪ We would pop champagne
and raise a toast ♪
1410
00:59:07,931 --> 00:59:10,896
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1411
00:59:10,931 --> 00:59:13,482
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1412
00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:14,793
♪ Oh-oh-oh
1413
00:59:14,827 --> 00:59:18,448
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1414
00:59:18,482 --> 00:59:20,275
♪ Oh, oh, oh
1415
00:59:20,310 --> 00:59:22,379
♪ Oh-oh-oh
1416
00:59:22,413 --> 00:59:26,137
[laughter and applause]
1417
00:59:30,551 --> 00:59:33,206
Why did I think I could do
a cartwheel in a corset?
1418
00:59:33,241 --> 00:59:34,827
[Yvie laughs]
1419
00:59:34,862 --> 00:59:37,172
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1420
00:59:45,241 --> 00:59:46,655
Jinkx Monsoon,
con-drag-ulations.
1421
00:59:46,689 --> 00:59:48,482
You're a winner, baby.
1422
00:59:48,517 --> 00:59:51,586
[applause]
1423
00:59:51,620 --> 00:59:54,517
You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
1424
00:59:54,551 --> 00:59:56,068
Thank you!
1425
00:59:56,103 --> 01:00:02,068
Trinity the Tuck, you are free
to slay another day.
1426
01:00:03,241 --> 01:00:06,172
Queens, please join Jinkx
and Trinity
1427
01:00:06,206 --> 01:00:08,103
on the main stage.
1428
01:00:13,068 --> 01:00:15,482
Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
1429
01:00:15,517 --> 01:00:18,586
Next week will be
your final maxi-challenge
1430
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:24,137
and your last chance
to earn legendary Legend Stars.
1431
01:00:24,172 --> 01:00:27,275
Remember, no queen is blocked.
1432
01:00:27,310 --> 01:00:30,517
Where there's a will,
there is a way.
1433
01:00:30,551 --> 01:00:32,586
Now, if you can't love yourself,
1434
01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:34,206
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1435
01:00:34,241 --> 01:00:35,482
Can I get an "amen" up in here?
1436
01:00:35,517 --> 01:00:36,482
-Amen!
-Amen!
1437
01:00:36,517 --> 01:00:38,827
All right.
Now let the music play!
1438
01:00:38,862 --> 01:00:42,689
[music plays]
1439
01:00:42,724 --> 01:00:46,000
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
1440
01:00:46,034 --> 01:00:50,000
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
1441
01:00:50,034 --> 01:00:53,655
[laughs]
1442
01:00:53,689 --> 01:00:55,275
♪ Cover girl
1443
01:00:57,413 --> 01:00:59,034
RuPaul:
Next time onAll Stars...
1444
01:00:59,068 --> 01:01:01,413
All Starsrules
have been suspended,
1445
01:01:01,448 --> 01:01:03,206
and now no one's
blocked anymore.
1446
01:01:03,241 --> 01:01:04,758
All right.
1447
01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:07,344
I'm coming for you
and your three stars, too!
1448
01:01:07,379 --> 01:01:09,034
I'm coming for you
and your three stars.
1449
01:01:09,068 --> 01:01:11,793
For your final maxi-challenge,
you'll star
1450
01:01:11,827 --> 01:01:15,896
in the Drag Race Gives Back
variety extravaganza.
1451
01:01:15,931 --> 01:01:17,724
Ooh!
[applause]
1452
01:01:17,758 --> 01:01:18,931
So Jinkx right now
1453
01:01:18,965 --> 01:01:21,862
is the only person
who has a guaranteed spot.
1454
01:01:21,896 --> 01:01:24,275
-I'm singing opera.
-Okay, hit a note.
1455
01:01:24,310 --> 01:01:27,241
-E.
-Oh. Oh, wow.
1456
01:01:27,275 --> 01:01:28,448
If I mess this up,
1457
01:01:28,482 --> 01:01:30,551
I'm really gonna look like
Boo-Boo the Fool.
1458
01:01:32,413 --> 01:01:34,482
Whoo-hoo!
1459
01:01:36,551 --> 01:01:38,965
[distorted voice]
1460
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:41,068
♪ Oh-oh
1461
01:01:42,931 --> 01:01:47,413
[RuPaul laughs, bell dings]
1462
01:01:47,448 --> 01:01:50,793
♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪
1463
01:01:50,827 --> 01:01:54,413
♪ Head to toe,
let your whole body talk ♪
1464
01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,758
♪ Cover girl
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