All language subtitles for RuPauls Drag Race - All Stars - s07e09

Previously onAll Stars...

Jaida has three stars.

Bitch, three stars.

What the hell?
That's crazy.

Four challenges left.

Bitch, I need to win every week.

Four of the girls
up in this werkroom

are going to the finale,

and I'm sitting here
with one star.

I feel raggedy as hell.

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll be starring
in the soon to be cult classic

Santa's School For Girls.

There are two people that
still have not been blocked.

Leave me alone, please!

I don't trust any of you.

We want to make Christmas
great again.

Hail, Santa!
Hail, Santa!

So funny.

I can't imagine
anyone else doing that role.

I was giving my boyfriend
a frosty.

Oh, come, all ye faithful.

It was hilar-i-ous.

The top two All Stars
of the week are

The Vivienne and Raja.

Oh, my God!

You've each earned
a legendary Legend Star.

This is your chance
to win $10,000

and block
one of your fellow queens.

Raja, con-drag-ulations.

- No way!
- You're a winner.

With great power
comes great responsibility.

Oh, man.

- Oh.
- Oh.

Feeling it.

Feeling the fantasy.

Raja! Raja!

I'm so happy.

I just won my second star.

I'm at the place that
I need to be at right now,

and I'm ecstatic.

This is exactly what I came for.

It was so fun to watch you
do the lip sync.

Yes.

Well, the only reason
that worked

is because that song
was written in 1980.

So I had that much time
to learn the lyrics.

And congratulations, Viv.
You now have two stars.

I know.

I have clawed back the star
that got blocked from me.

Yes.

- Look.
- Oh, no.

I'm way too cute
to be blocked today.

It's like blocking
your little sister.

Why would you do that?

Oh.

I thought we were best friends.

Sit down.
Sit your ass down.

So spill the tea.

Why did you choose Jaida
to block?

Uh-huh.

I mean, come on.

It's easy.

She's got all the stars,
you know.

And she's ahead in the game,

and that's just how
it kind of worked.

So how's it feel?

Shitty.

You wanted to know
all the secrets of the plunger.

Did you learn anything?

Well, that's what I wanted
to talk y'all about.

This plunger
holds as many secrets

as pieces of real jewelry
I'm wearing right now,

which is none.

But being the girl that I am,

I'm gonna be a little messy
and play with Raja

because that's what you getting
for blocking my crazy ass.

Are there actual secrets?

Y'all would know
if there's an advantage or not.

I wanna know what's going on
when you get that plunger,

because those bitches
know something.

Everybody here
knows a secret but me.

I honestly feel like
we should not block her.

Oh, I'm leaving.

Oh, my God, it's so dumb.

I hate it.

All right, so, Yvie,

how many stars do you have?

Let's do a count.

- Two and a half.
- A half?

Yeah, because we're halfway
between this week and next week

when I'm getting another star.

- Jinkxy-poo.
- Two.

- Raj.
- Two.

- Two.
- Two.

Three and this.

Don't forget this.
This is very important.

Me and Monét
are sitting over here

on the one-star-alliance couch.

We got our Uber ratings back,

and we only got one star.

And it's now...

Week nine?

Are we already on week nine?

- Week nine.
- Oh, my God.

We only have
three more weeks left of this.

Oh, my God!

Let me tell you what.

This shit is hard.

We are getting
closer to the finish line,

and the pressure is on, sweetie.

We're competing against
seven other winners

week after week.

It's overwhelming at times.

Yvie, I don't know
what part of her is what.

I thought that was
your head down here.

I'm starting to think
these girls

have lost their damn mind.

There is some people
short-circuiting.

Oh!

Not only are there
layers of clothing,

there's layers to the smells.

I smell corn chips.

Has this social experiment
gone left?

No! It don't look good on you
like it does on her.

- It's not the same.
- Take this shit back, girl.

At this point, the inmates
are running the asylum.

Oh, my God,
I'm gonna piss my pants.

Ting.

The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars

receives a one-year supply

of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a cash prize of $200,000,

and will be crowned
queen of all queens,

with our extra-special
guest judge Ben Platt.

Pew, pew, pew, pew.

Sexy, sensual.

- Sexual.
- Sensual.

Good morning, countess.

It's a new week,

and we have
been playing this game

for several many weeks now,

and I still only have one star.

It is really pissing me off.

I am very perturbed
and disturbed.

I'm all the "urbs."

Hello, hello, hello.

Hi.

- Hi.
- Werk.

Sparkles.

Ladykins, another day,

another chance to slay.

For this week's maxi-challenge

is a master class in branding

that mixes humor, personality,

and dance.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

You need to create your own

signature social media
dance challenge

that's so enter-tainting
it could go viral.

AllStars7.

Now, you'll each choose a song

from my legendary library,

but the dance challenge

needs to be 100% you.

Now, to get a leg up
on the competition,

feel free to use Snag Tights

to help you bust a move.

- Ooh.
- Ooh.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best legend win.

Yes! Come on.

Thank you.

Ooh!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God, Trinity.

So for today's maxi-challenge,

we're creating a soon to be
viral dance challenge.

I am very familiar

with dance challenges
on social media.

Now, do I participate in them?

Fuck no.

I mean, the idea of dancing
intimidates me always.

I'm trying to figure out what
it is that I'm selling here.

You're very well known
for your walks.

You could teach how to put dance
into a runway walk.

- That's a good idea.
- Yeah.

You know, you could incorporate

lifting a glass of wine.

- Wine. Right, right.
- Yeah.

Praying to your crystals...
kind of dance? Yeah.

Is that what you think I do?

I sit around and drink wine
and pray to crystals?

And fashion walk
down your hallway.

Let me write all this down.

What is everybody's brand?

I don't have bones in my body.

My brand is like
a rich housewife from Liverpool

who made it big,
went to Hollywood,

snorted all of her savings,
and ended back up in Liverpool.

- Wow. Okay. All right.
- That's the brand.

My brand is definitely funny.

I have a very urban brand.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Very urban.

This challenge
really is very simple,

but, you know, in my crazy mind,

I'm, like, is this too easy?

There should be something else
I should be focusing on, right?

Like, well,
am I forgetting something?

Well, I should do this.

Urban. Are we
still using that word?

- Yes.
- Okay, urban?

Only the urban people
can use it.

I definitely know my brand,
so I feel really good.

But, you know, I've felt good
for eight weeks now.

Lord Jesus.

Jaida?

I think that I'm very
beautiful and glamorous.

I don't like to do too much,

and I don't wanna work too hard,

and I don't think that people
out there should either.

I'm gonna show them

exactly how to do,
like, the diva dance.

That's good.

I just have
three dance moves anyway,

so why not incorporate them
in one little dance

for everybody to do?

What are those three?

My famous ass shake, which
I call the washing machine,

something to do with my tuck,
and then a hair flip.

I am very branded.

Hello. My brand
is in my name.

I think yours would be
wash my hairy tuck?

It's not hairy.

Girl, I am so lost right now.

Like, I love dancing,

but I'm really not that hip
with the viral video phenomenon.

I watch things that have to do
with cats and nothing else.

Oo-aa-uugh!

Okay.

Sorry. I had to get
my primal scream out.

Going viral takes a mix
of personality,

and, like, comedy
and memorability.

You wanna see something

that you can
pass to your friends

and, like, oh, we have to learn
how to do this dance.

It's so funny
or it's so sickening

or it'll make our butts
look so good.

What are you planning?

Wiggling my body a little.

Doing a few little
wiggly motions

and then ending it
with a back flip

and a neck-breaking twist,

and you're gonna snap
and kersplat on the floor.

Whew. I may need
to see a chiropractor

after I do this challenge, girl.

Are you okay?

The fuck are you doing?

Okay.

Fighting to stand out
against seven other winners

is very hard.

At least now I know
it's possible.

Let's face it.
Most of my dance skills

are a bit antiquated these days.

What is that?

It's peanut butter.

I was testing to see
if I could make and eat

a whole peanut butter sandwich

in a span of my four bars.

This might be a risk,

but I'm gonna trust my gut,

and my gut says
feed me peanut butter.

You know, it's, like,
remember the cinnamon challenge?

What is the cinnamon challenge?

Where you take
a spoonful of cinnamon

- and try to swallow it.
- Oh, yes. Right, right, right.

- Yes.
- Werk.

You're making sandwiches
with peanut butter,

and that's your brand?

Hey, you do you.

I hope you have a glass of milk.

It's gonna be a lot to swallow.

Raja, are you hungry?

No, angel, I'm good.

So are you allergic?

To peanuts? No.

I'm Southeast Asian.

We are not allergic to anything.

That's a white people thing.

Okay.

Hey, ladykins.

- Hi.
- Hi.

I have one thing to say.

Wagon Wheel Watusi!

- Okay, Viv, come on over.
- How are you?

All right, so you've been
a big winner here.

You have two
legendary Legend Stars.

Two, but three times
in the top two

- because I was blocked.
- I see.

So I could have been
tied with three stars.

Well, maybe this
is your third lucky star.

Hopefully.

Tell me, how are you
gonna make this

your third
legendary Legend Star?

Well, I don't know
if you've realized

I'm not the best dancer.

Well, you know,
dancing on the upbeat

is white folks' prerogative.

Well, I'm gonna use that.

It's gonna be called

So You Know You Can't Dance
Challenge Viveo.

See, now, that's great.

I love when people
use their name

in a portmanteau and make
a new word out of it.

You don't do that very often.

You got me, girl, you know.

But what I'm saying
is that a "Viveo"

is so brilliant.

It performs well in the mouth.

I'm gonna leave that line alone.

You know,
I've done branding before.

I have a beer out
called Shea Coul-alé.

- Ooh, Shea Coul-alé?
- Yes.

And I actually just released
a shea-butter-based soap

called 100K.

I love that.

I've said for a long time,
you know,

Shea Couleé is equal parts
bougie and Vangie.

I can be Clair Huxtable,

but turn into Samuel L. Jackson
if I need to.

- You understand?
- Uh-huh. Yes.

So I titled mine
The Shea'k Down.

The Shea'k Down.Nice.

- So you're gonna shake it down.
- Yeah.

I'm just gonna go out there
and shake my ass proper.

Yep.

And hopefully
be able to shake y'all down

for a motherfucking
legendary Legend Star

in this motherfucking werkroom!

One last thing before I forget.

Love your outfit.

Thank you. Thank you.

My God, it's like pulling teeth

to get a little bitty
compliment around here.

Here. Let me just give you
a legendary Legend Star now.

Now, listen, you have done

your fair share
of marketing yourself.

Yeah, I changed my name
to market myself.

It's worked.

When I changed my name
to Trinity the Tuck,

I started selling tucking
panties on my website,

and they sold out,
like, constantly.

I love that.

They're used.

- Oh.
- Yeah.

And they have
a distinctive smell to them.

Is it a smell
or more of an odor?

It is a fragrance.

Yeah. Yeah.

Honestly, you don't need
to go further

than Trinity the Tuck.

What dance does Trinity
teach people?

The Tuck.

You are Trinity the Tuck.

What do I wanna see you do?

I wanna motherfucking
see you tuck, bitch.

- Yeah.
- I wanna see you tuck.

I'm gonna show you how to tuck.

Do your shit.
Just be good.

Okay.

What a cute little outfit.

- Look at you.
- I'm trying to do my best

to stand up to this amazing,

incredible, sparkling
outfit of effervescence.

You know,
when I think about you,

I think about... first of all,
I think about Gumby.

- You know who that is?
- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- He was one of my first idols.
- Yes.

And also,
I think about those signs

that they put
the blowing things that...

Yeah, the whacky, wavey,

inflatable arm flailing
tube people.

Exactly..

I think you want to know
who your consumer is

and what they want from you,

and then you wanna
deliver that for them.

Your name already says
what you are: Oddly.

How can you market Oddly?

What would people get
out of buying some Oddly?

You know, the kids who
really do identify with me,

I think what they wanna buy

is just a little bit
of the confidence

in being weird and freaky.

Yes, exactly.

I think that's a great thing.

My brand is, like, the angsty,
chaotic, messy teenager.

All of the people
who really vibe with me

are these others and are these
punks and are these rebels.

So my dance is embracing
all of your oddities

and putting them
in your boddities.

- Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you.

Classic me,
I have multiple ideas.

Yes, as multiple personalities
should have multiple ideas.

I was thinking of making a dance

out of making
a peanut butter sandwich.

Uh-huh.

Which is a little on the nose,
but I was just thinking

if you make a peanut butter
sandwich while you shimmy,

what would that look like?

I love sandwiches.

I don't eat a lot of them

because I have to take
the bread off.

Yeah.

I'm willing to take the carbs
for the team, so...

Yes! Yes!

So branding.
What is your brand?

Part of the Jinkx Monsoon brand,
you know, she's a lot of things.

She's a wannabe actress
who hasn't quite made it,

but she's also a single mother

learning about current culture
from her adult deadbeat son.

I'm actually bringing
a little of that into this.

I'm sold. I'm sold.

I want a peanut butter
and jelly.

No, I don't need the jelly.

- You don't need the jelly.
- I don't need jelly.

And it must be jelly
'cause jam don't shake.

Jam don't shake.
And, listen,

what you're selling
isn't peanut butter sandwiches.

What you're doing,
you're selling this concept,

this idea of what Jinkx is.

- So you know branding.
- Uh-huh.

- You know how to dance.
- Yes.

- That's what this challenge is.
- Okay.

It's a branding
dance challenge, you know?

What is your brand?

A big part of my brand
is my charisma,

but also the way that
I take that charisma

and infuse it with
street smart and urbana.

I'm calling this dance
The EX-Change,

but, like EX-Change.

- Uh-huh.
- And the whole story about this

is that you go to the club,
you know,

you look right, you smell right,

but your ex is at the club,

and you're trying
to entice your ex.

But then you don't wanna
confuse him,

so you gonna push him away,
because you wanna play it cool.

You're like, well, yeah,
I want it, but I'm cool,

so I'm gonna
act like I don't want it.

Okay. Huh.
I don't know

how you're
gonna promote your brand

with a dance about
enticing and pushing.

Because look... okay,
if I were Monét X Change,

hmm. Uh, uh, uh.

Monét, Monét X Change, money.

Oh, it's gotta have
some of this in it.

Ooh!

You know, it's gotta
have some of this.

Got it.

Do I have to coach
you kids on everything?

I think this case
has been cracked.

Thank you, Ru.
You're the best.

I have learned

in the 13 seasons
I've done of this show

that when RuPaul
giveth you a suggestion,

baby, you run to the bank
and you take it.

Back to the drawing board.

All right,
now we can get to dance.

It's time to film
our dance challenge,

and I'm so pumped.

My body moves
like nobody's does,

so I'm gonna help the kids

catch up on the one-two
of the three-four.

Let's get at it.

Fierce, we are ready.

Where's the mark?

Okay, here.

Let's do a quick
little walkthrough,

just for, like, cameras,
so we've got it.

Ooh. Ooh.

I love sandwiches.

I feel like Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grandma.

You do it from this side
to this side.

Hold it like this,
where it'll unroll that way.

Yep, just like that.

- And then rip it?
- Rip it, throw it.

Ugh!

Shake you down
and five, six and cha-cha.

Girl.

Could I do voiceover for this?

Today I'm bringing you
an all-new dance.

Let me do it again.

You always
have to have a signature...

Can I try that all again? Sorry.

The "A" stands for...

I forgot.

Get out of the...

Hoobie-doobie-doobie-doo-boop.

Did we get it?
Yeah?

Right, well...

Oh, did I lose a nail?

No, okay.

That was a little off.

Let's do it again.

You can be in it,
just don't be enjoying it.

It's so much harder in a corset.

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

I just lost a shoe, that's all.

Yeah!

The old gal's still got it.

If y'all are happy with it,
I'm happy with it.

- We're happy.
- Wonderful.

That's it. That's a wrap.
Everybody go home.

We done?

Can we go home now?

Sauvignon blanc?

Oh, here we are.

- You whore.
- Wow.

Oh! Oh!

Are y'all making out?
Uh-uh!

- I'm not making out with her.
- That is nasty.

Today we get to see how
our dance challenges turned out.

I'm excited to see everyone's.

I would love another star!

I want another star.

Bitch, shut up with your
two-star-having ass.

I am feeling really good

about this viral
dance challenge video.

It all looks so good, we look
so fly, we look so crisp.

Can I just show y'all this?

Trinity made me this.
It looks so cute on-screen.

I'm gonna keep on going
with these positive vibes

and give myself
positive affirmations

that today will be a starry
night on the main stage.

What I was trying to do,

because I was, like,
you know what?

This ain't gonna be simple.

I'm gonna give you some,
like, Alvin Ailey choreo,

and I'm going
to give it to you once,

and you're gonna pick it up
and perform it and that is it.

Werk.

When I was younger,

I wished that I could be

an Alvin Ailey ballet dancer.

You know, for black dancers,

like, that is, like,
the crème de la crème.

I only have these 90 seconds

because I have to go
and do something else.

I cannot be here
teaching you a dance all day.

You need to pick up
the Shea'k Down,

and then you need to go.

My dance challenge

is my own little
comedic Shea Couleé spin

on the elite,
upper echelon dance company,

and I cannot wait to see
people do the Shea'k Down.

When this is all said and done,

you and I need
to do something together.

Monét and Shea,
we'll figure it out.

- Mo'Shea?
- Mo'Shea!

- Shea'Mo. Shea...
- Sheanét. Sheanét.

Bitch, let me in on it.

Sheanétjai.

- Sheanétjai.
- Sheanétjai.

Sheanétjai.

Yo, y'all, I don't think

the world would even be ready
for Sheanétjai.

They would not be, girl.

How did your thing go?

Pretty good.

I guess if I had any worry,
it's just that, you know,

there's a dance involved, but
it's really not about the dance.

It's really about
selling my comedy

and, like,
the Jinkx Monsoon character.

But what I feel good about
with the dance is

it feels like something that
people might wanna recreate.

Or at least watch
other people do it.

Yeah.

How about yours?

I felt great.

It's definitely my brand.
There's enough humor in it.

I feel like it's...
I feel like I could win.

But, you know, we've all just
been slaying every single week,

so it's hard to tell.

It's the curse
of an all winners season.

Yeah. We've all
literally been so good.

So, okay, so Jaida's
the only one with three stars.

Yeah, thanks to you.

Oh, whatever.

If Shea and Monét win today,

then Jaida has three stars
and everyone else has two.

Yeah.

But if anyone else wins today,

it's pretty much gonna, like...

Tip the bucket.

It'll tip the bucket.

So either Shea and Monét
catch up today,

or two queens
pull into the lead.

Yeah. It's definitely
anyone's game still.

Now we've gotta go
slap on some makeup and...

Slap on some greasepaint
on this mug?

Hey, I need, like,
a full outfit by tomorrow.

- Can you sew it for me?
- I sure can. Yeah.

Actually, I can.

How you feeling, Miss Monét?

I'm feeling good, Miss Vivienne.

How did your rolly-pollys go?

My rolly-pollys are
breaking through America.

That's gonna be
a new sex position.

Girl, it probably is
right now already.

So, ladies,
if you're in the top this week,

who do you block?

Ooh.

I would be pissed
if I got blocked this week,

being so close to the finale.

Damn, bitch, I was blocked
two times in a row.

That would definitely be,
like, wait a minute.

That would be a gag, hmm?

Well, I would be the next
to be blocked, wouldn't I be?

Because I've never been.

I'd like to think I am.

Having a plunger,
you get to know, like,

all kinds of secrets and stuff,
so I want that.

I'm almost at the point
where I'm, like,

well, maybe I don't want a star
as much as I wanna be blocked.

Who's gonna be top two?

- Me.
- Who's gonna fist fight?

- Me.
- Me.

Who's just gonna fist?

- Me.
- Me.

Whoo!

I'm going Looney Tunes again.

Looney Tunes

or emotional breakdown.

Is there an "off" setting?

Yes, Ma. Whoo!

Whoo!

Welcome to the main stage

of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.

She's a hoofer
with a heart of gold.

It's Michelle Visage.

Aw, that's so cute.

You think I have a heart.

Style superstar Carson Kressley.

Carson, what
is your signature move?

Oh, Ru, I do a mean hand jive.

I learned it in the parking lot
at Arthur Murray.

Oh, I know that dance!

And it's the show-stopping
Ben Platt. Welcome!

Thank you so much for having me.

I've truly peaked as a person,

and I'm just done after today.

This week
we challenged our queens

to create
dance challenge videos.

And tonight on the runway,

category is What Lies Beneath,

where our All Stars need
to serve several many reveals.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best Legend win.

Up first, Shea Couleé.

Come up and pluck me some time.

I am giving you

a starlet from the 1930s,

sensual disrobing.

- Oh!
- Mmm.

Lady slings the blues.

Going to have a romantic romp

with her lover,
Marlene Dietrich.

You didn't know that
she swayed that way, did ya?

Ooh!

Oh, my goodness.

Ooh, I think it's a blue moon.

From daytime to ho
in two simple changes.

Up next,
it's Jaida Essence Hall.

It's cold in here.

There must be some Jaidas
in the atmosphere.

I think she's suffering

from seasonal drag disorder.

Jaida; I'm feeling
the fantasy right now,

just walking down this runway.

I have a lot of moving parts
to this look.

Spring has sprung!

I wanted the reveals to be
all a part of the same garment.

Look at those dresses.

Summer here, summer there.

I'm very frond of this print.

I am serving you
all the four seasons,

because, baby, I am a queen
of all seasons.

Oh, my goodness!

Gorgeous.

Unbe-leaf-able.

We're gonna need a rake.

Up next, it's The Vivienne.

Bernadette? Meryl?

I'm this haggard
old witch, and then boom,

the most beautiful queen
you've ever seen.

Out of the closet
and Into the Woods.

She can come
into my woods any day.

There we go.

Frock off.

I'm feeling
every princess fantasy

in this blue and green lamé

that was stolen from
a production ofWicked,

and I feel gorgeous.

Into the Woodsof New Jersey.

Raja.

I see some pink flam-ing-ho.

Ooh, I suddenly see more.

My outfit
is resort wear obviously.

It's made for warm weather.

It's like she rolled
around in all of Boca Raton.

Yes, she did.

This is also for someone

who enjoys a glimpse
of psychedelics in her life.

So it's florals,
but florals on another planet.

I think my shrooms
just kicked in.

- That's one fly trap.
- Uh-huh.

Yvie Oddly.

Ooh, look, it's Twiggy.

I am inching down the runway

in my little cocoon,

and then I'm being dissected,

and you can see
all of my slimy goo

that was going to turn me
into a beautiful moth,

but you clearly don't care
about my lifecycle.

Larvae, you stay.

- Oh!
- Oh!

Here's more reveal
for your reveal.

Here's my face.
You are lucky to see it today.

Yeah, now go back
to the tequila bottle

that you came out of.

Jinkx Monsoon.

Picasso she betta don't.

Somebody used starch.

I am not known
as a reveal queen.

- Oh. Oh!
- Wait!

Is that Jinkx or Monét?

But I thought it would be
really cool and fun

to go on a tour
of significant art movements.

And, yes, that's my face
on my skirt.

It's a real work of art.

- Oh.
- Oh!

Is anyone else
feeling ver-Klimt?

I am!

This is my favorite dress
of the four,

so I made sure it went last

so that I could spend
the most time in it.

You know, the worst part
about museums

is that you can't buy anything.

Buy? She got
a five-finger discount.

Monét X Change.

I'm here taking you on
a journey of Black empowerment.

We are starting
with Harriet Tubman.

Then second is a little
Black Panther moment.

Ooh, yes, there is an actual
Panther on the runway!

And I feel like
I'm giving seventies

paired with these cornrows
and this beret.

Mmm, she looks good, honey.

She ready to fight.

Ooh!

Yes!

The fight still continues,

because none of us are free
until we're all free.

Trinity the Tuck.

Y'all, I think

she's been pollinated
a few many times.

- Oh!
- Hello!

Rosehips are so healthy for you.

They are, Carson.

Oh, girl, I am the queen

of the pussy reveal, bitch.

I should have been
a burlesque dancer,

which is just a fancy word
for stripper.

One in the pink,
two in the pink.

Welcome, ladykins.

That was spectacular.

It's time now
for the judges' critiques.

Up first, Shea Couleé.

Hi.

Let's take a look
at your dance challenge video.

And five, six, seven, eight,

and tendu, tendu, tendu,

rond de jambe,

and tendu, tendu, tendu,

rond de jambe.

Hi. I'm Shea Couleé,
but you already knew that.

I'm best known for being
a successful Legend, model,

actress, philanthropist,
and now choreographer.

Now I'm bringing you

the dance craze
that's sweeping the world.

It's called the Shea'k Down.

Yes!

I wanted to create a dance
that was accessible

to anyone who was top
of their class at Alvin Ailey.

So just follow
these few short steps,

and you too can do
the Shea'k Down.

And Shea'ky Down
and Shea'ky Down

and Shea'ky, boom.

Cha-cha, bitch.

Rakakakakakakaka,
boom, boom, boom, pow.

Cha, cha, cha-cha, bitch.

And boop kakaka brap-bah-bah.

Cha, cha, cha-cha, bitch.

Shea, that was so fun,

giving me
your best Debbie Allen.

It was a dance

that I could actually
see myself learning how to do.

What I really appreciated

is that you actually
put a cha-cha in there.

Yes!

I think you have this ability
of playing someone

that's, like,
comically holier than thou,

but there's so much humanity
and warmth underneath

that I never feel put off.

It's a beautiful combination
that you have.

It's very special to you.

Thank you.

I love this look.

I love 1920s, 1930s glamour.

You know, I'm a sucker for
a giant marabou dressing jacket.

The hair and the makeup
is, like, beyond.

What I loved the most,
the reveal on this little dress

when you turned around.

Oh, this old thing?

Yes, that old thing!

There were four reveals.

Well, if ya got it...

- Throw it.
- That's right.

Always worked for me.

That is right,

because if I can't sell it,
I'm gonna sit on it.

- All right, thank you, Shea.
- Thank you.

Up next, the four seasons
of Jaida Essence Hall.

Let's take a look
at your dance challenge video.

Hey, bitch,
I'm Jaida Essence Hall,

the Essence of Beauty obviously.

Everybody knows me for being
a confident, sickening diva,

and you wanna know a secret?

You can be, too.

All you have to do is follow
these easy instructions

for the diva's
essential dance challenge.

Somebody get this goddamn fur!

You always have
to have a signature strut.

Walk it out with me.

One, two, three, four.

You always have
to look out for the paparazzi.

You're a world-famous star.

No! No!

Stop following me! Ha!

If you're anything like me,

talented and beautiful,

the paparazzi will never stop,

so you might as well
give 'em a show.

One, two.

Whew, girl,
being a diva's not easy.

Can somebody please bring me
a fan and a drink?

Thank you so much.

Oh, my God.

When you're done,

create the perfect distraction
to get out of the spotlight.

Look over there!
Look over there!

And go!

- Jaida, that was funny.
- Thank you.

And incorporating your "look
over there" into your dance,

very smart.

- Thank you.
- That was very on-brand for you,

that you are this fierce diva.

And then I also did love

that kind of nutmeg spice
kind of color story

you had going on
with the wig and the dress.

It was very contemporary.

I love fall.

It looked super chic on you.

And the looks are insane.
They were so impressive.

The fact that they all
were sort of floor length

is so satisfying to me,

because when you under-dress
so many things,

we know they're coming,
and we kind of expect

that it's gonna get
kind of tinier and tinier.

But the fact that they all were
just these fully realized gowns,

one, two, three, four,
was, like, really mesmerizing.

- Thank you.
- Next we've got The Vivienne

all the way from the UK.

Hello, guvna.

'Allo, guvna.

Let's take a look
at your dance challenge.

Hey, it's The Viv on The Viveo.

Welcome to my new Viveo.

Can't dance? Who cares?

Because you're watching
The Viveo!

Don't forget to subscribe
to The Viveo,

The Viveo, The Viveo, The Viveo.

Move number one,
the Rolly Polly.

Oh... ugh.

Move number two,
the Teddy Bear Roll

Oh... ugh!

Move number three, the M.A.C.Y,

which is basically the YMCA

that I've rechoreographed
myself.

M-A-C-Y,

or wherever the letters go.

And you always wanna end
such a fabulous dance

with a high kick.

Ugh! Fuck.

Hungry? Get The Viveo Eats.

Somewhere to be?

Order The Viveo Rides.

Or just plain horny?

Try The Viveo X.

Branding, branding, branding.

I wanna dial up The Viveo.

Is that what the kids do,
dial it up?

Well, um, yeah.

- Well, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

Where I couldn't wait
to learn Shea's dance,

I literally would
never learn your dance.

Go on, give it a go.

But that's part
of the fun of it.

That's part of the absurdity
and the comedy of it all.

I am captain
of the theater nerds,

and so I love
the Into the Woodsallusion.

I'm kind of drawn
to what's happening here.

It's just
so unbelievably beautiful,

and I'm so lucky
to see it in person.

And then I loved that
we got the add-in layer

once we did the transformation
of the witch

and we got that
beautiful moment.

Then we got this added kind of
super-trooper, like, layer

with the boots
that I really loved,

and it was just
a pleasure to watch.

Thank you.
I love your pearl necklace.

Oh, thank you so much.

It's not my first.

- Hi-ee.
- Hi-ee.

Let's take a look
at your dance challenge video.

Oh, God.

Hi, everyone, it's Raja.

I'm just here
to check in on you.

I realize that life

can be very frustrating
and challenging at times.

May I suggest
that you do the Raja?

The "R" stands
for "Radial Radiance."

I believe that you
should radiate happiness

and choose joy at all times.

The "A" is for "Affirmations."

Give yourself
some love affirmations.

Mm.

"J" is for "Joy!"

Jump for joy, honey!

Choose joy. Be joyful.

It's all about the joy!

And the final "A"
is for "Awakening."

Perhaps if you combine
all of these together,

you may have your own awakening.

Now from the top!

That was fun.

That was fun.

You were giving us, like,
a New-Age Macarena.

There you go.

It's not about the dancing,
it's about the branding,

and it was very, very you,
and it was very on-brand.

This runway was so amazing.

It was so colorful.

And then the rhinestones,

and the giant rhinestone
flamingo on your head,

and then taking it off
to this Venus flytrap onesie

with these bright pink
ruffled gloves,

it's just magical.

I love, like,
a controlled chaos,

so I was able to enjoy
the kind of feast,

because no matter where I look,

there's something really
particular and deliberate

that I really love.

And your eyes are so gorgeous.

Cool. Thank you.

Cool.

Wow, this outfit.

You are one twisted bitch.

I microdose.

Well, that explains everything.

- Thank you, Raja.
- Thank you.

Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.

Well, howdy.

All right, let's take a look
at your dance challenge video.

Howdy, y'all, I'm Yvie Oddly.

You might recognize me

as that moldy pack of fruit
snacks underneath your bed.

But today, I'm here to show you
how to do the Odd-Bod.

Now, whether you're
a quiet queerdo, a simple cynic,

or just another
Jehovah's Witness,

this groove is sure to help you
be the freak you need.

The first move we're gonna do
is called the Angsty Teen.

So you're gonna put
your feet right together,

stick your hands
in your pockets,

and hunch your shoulders

to take up less space
in the world.

Then you're feel
your feels over here,

feel your feels to the back,

and feel your feels over there.

Then you're gonna get your hands
outta those sticky pockets.

And now we realize we're
covered in so much goop

we have to laugh about it.

Oh, this is so funny!

But all that laughing
has made you hungry,

hungry for freedom.

So you're gonna feed
the freak you need.

Eat it, and once that freak
is free, it's gonna go wild!

And that's how you do
the Odd-Bod.

Are you ready?

My God, that is so good.

Representing for
our queerdos out there.

I have a lot of experience
with angsty teens

with Dear Evan Hansen.

You'd be very popular
with that demographic.

And the joke about
the fruit snacks under the bed,

there's only so many artists
in the world

that would A,
think of that joke,

and B, say it about themselves.

I just think
it was really strange

and had this X factor
that is very Yvie.

Thank you.

This look, I love that it's
kind of like a bandage dress,

but it's a jumpsuit.

It's like a larvae leje,
instead of arrivé.

I love where the stones
are placed.

I think it's all
really strategic.

The makeup, again,

you're giving us looks
this season with your face

that I've never
seen you do before.

Thank you.

All right, thank you, Yvie.

Up next, it's Jinkx Monsoon.

Let's take a look at
your dance challenge video.

Oh, hello!

I'm Jinkx Monsoon,
and I'm not just

an internationally tolerated
drag superstar,

I'm also a mom.

Mama loves you, baby.

I'm doing a thing.

I'm also a vibrant, vital,
sexually active woman.

Mom, eew!

I have sex! Get over it!

Today I'm going to teach you
a sensual and useful dance

to attract the attention of
your adult son's male friends.

It's time to learn how to make
PB sando like a cool mom,

in a dance I call
the Monsoon Munchie.

Shimmy on into that PB.

Scoop it, slap it, and pull.

Just repeat
everything you just did.

Step 3 is spread,
spread, spread.

Now you're gonna put that
knife down, grab the bread,

slap it down,
and you're ready to munchie.

Because if your kid
wants a snack,

he can get a goddamn job!

Oh, Jinkx, you twisted bitch.

Everything you did
was funnier than the next.

You made a dance out of putting
peanut butter on a sandwich,

exploiting your stoner child.

You look stunning in that video.

You were giving us Real Drag
Wives of Beverly Hills

in that Versace onesie
with the glittery jacket.

You gave us everything
we asked for:

comedy, on-brand, dance moves.

Tonight for you, tour de farce.

You can use that
for a show name.

I just want 1.7%.

And then the look,

it was pretty much
the most exciting for me,

because for the seven weeks

that I attended college
before I dropped out,

I was an art history major.

And once I knew
what the concept was,

I just couldn't wait to see
what the next look was,

and each one
kept topping the one before.

It was just
incredibly impressive,

and I just think

you're one of the funniest
people that I know,

and I'm happy to watch it.

Thank you, Jinkx.

Up next, Monét X Change. Mm.

Let's take a look
at your dance challenge video.

Hey, y'all, it's your girl
Monét X Change here,

and today I'm about
to teach y'all a dance

that you do when
you try to get paid, boo.

And it's called
the Monét, Monét, Monét.

Picture it.
It's 11:59 on a Thursday,

and you know fo sho
that Theresa up in accounting

finally got your number right,

and your direct deposit
is hitting in one minute.

Or you a drag queen,
a stripper, a midwife,

whatever your job is,

you are finally gonna get
a fat hundred-dollar-bill tip.

This the dance you do
when you 'bout to get paid, boo.

Step number one,
you gonna bring it down,

just like that, uh.

Bring it down
just like that, yeah.

Step number two, you gonna
flip it and pass it around,

just like that, uh.

Pass it around
just like that, uh.

And number three, you
gonna go down even further.

We gonna just pass it
to everybody up in the club

just like that.

See that?

One, two, three,
four, five, yes!

One, two, three,
four, five, aow!

All right, yeah.

All right, bitch, it's Friday
night, you just got paid.

Grab your friends and let's
do the Monét, Monét, Monét.

Hit it!

Wow!

Looking like the Green Giant
from around the way.

Green hair, green dress,

singing about green,
green, green.

And we all love money
and we all love Monét.

That was a dance that I could
see totally being a thing.

Your energy in the video,

I just felt, like,
in such good hands,

and I was just along
for the ride,

and I think it's a really viral,
marketable idea

to have a dance online
where when people get paid.

Tonight on the runway,

part of drag is being able
to deliver a conscious message,

and it was
very powerful tonight.

Starting out as Harriet Tubman,
becoming a Black Panther,

and then this message is
powerful, important, relevant,

and we should never
stop saying it.

It's an honor
that you wore that.

Thank you, Michelle.

We have a platform,

and we get to speak about things
that are important,

and you did it so well,
so beautiful.

- Thank you, Ru.
- Thank you, Monét.

Up next, it's Trinity the Tuck.

Let's take a look at your video.

Hi, I'm Trinity the Tuck,

and you know me as the best tuck
in the business.

Not because
I have the best tuck,

but because it's in my name,
and that's called "branding."

You've seen my tucking tutorial,
you've heard my tucking song,

and I've sold thousand of tins
of tucking panties

all across the state of Florida.

And now I'm bringing you
something

that you can take
to the dance floor:

the tucking dance challenge.

The first step is called
the grip-and-rip.

You're gonna grip it and rip it.

Grip it and rip it,
grip it and rip it,

and then realize
this is too much tape.

The next step is you're
gonna tuck it and pull it,

and if you're wondering
what that is,

well, just look in the mirror
while you do it.

It's pretty self explanatory.

So after that, your gonna
stick it, and stick it good.

Ooh, it's gonna hurt.

Then you're gonna bring
that ass to the front,

and you're gonna squeeze
and pump, pump, pump, pump.

I know you're good at that.

Now come around
and it's the realness.

I live!

And now, let's wrap it up
with duct tape

and put it all together.

Girl, I live!

That's stupid!

I live!

The video is so hilarious.

Obviously I've watched you
for a long time,

and this tuck motif
is so specific and so you.

And you worry that
if it's that every time,

that it will get repetitive,

but you keep finding
executions within it

that make it feel new
every time.

This beautiful burlesque number
that you gave us on the runway,

oh, my goodness,
it was so beautifully made,

so deliciously executed.

Look at the flowers
in your hair, and these...

I know these probably come off
too on a different day.

Do they, or do they...

I mean, they can. Ben?

We live!

And that's branding!

Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck
in the werkroom,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Great, bitch.

That's branding.

Now, we need to find the top two
All Stars of the week,

and it's never easy.

So just between
us squirrel friends,

whaddaya think, Michelle Visage?

I don't know
if I have enough words

to describe how much I loved
Jinkx's viral dance video.

She went joke
after joke after joke.

I mean, as a cool mom myself,

the video really
resonated with me.

The video is, like, the best
SNL audition I've ever seen,

like, and also a fantastic
viral dance video,

and also, like,
a character study.

Like, it was unbelievable.

Just brilliant.
The kid is brilliant.

And on the runway, guys, she did
four different styles of art

and four different styles
of outfits.

- It was remarkable.
- Mm-hmm.

To me, the strongest
of the night.

And then I really enjoyed
Yvie's viral dance video.

She made it fun, and I thought
it was super cute,

and she looked super cute.

I agree. I loved Yvie's video,
the strangeness of her humor.

She's a moldy fruit snack
under the bed that we all love.

Tonight on the runway, I think
the idea of this was amazing.

It's super Yvie.

And the retractable
Phantom of the Operamask,

like, so many things that are
only Yvie that I really loved.

Shea Couleé,
her dance video was so good,

with a dance that was
so danceable and so cute.

I loved the outfit
that she was wearing,

I loved the head wrap
that she had on.

It was on-brand, it was fun,

it was funny,
it was gorgeous to look at.

And then she had the nerve

to come out here in that
gorgeous blue ensemble,

and then an assless gown.

I've never seen an assless gown.

I was, like, groundbreaking!

- Mm-hmm.
- I'll take it.

She looked unbelievable.

I mean, blue is her color,
I'll tell you that.

Oh, I loved Shea.

I think that Monét,
Monét, Monétwas so good

because it was so concise,
she had a great concept.

And that dance was amazing.

That dance will be viral.

And then her runway.

Drag is an art form,

and when you can use that
to make people aware

and do it in a way
that we wanna take it in

and be like, yeah, I get it,
that's a real gift.

I love a statement.

That's what drag is all about,

and I thought
this was absolutely amazing.

Each of the three looks also
aesthetically was fantastic.

It's nice that the aesthetic
and the craft

met how great the message was.

The thing I'm most proud of
with Monét

is that she has found
her right rhythm.

She looked like a huge star,

and that's what it's all about.

She has really reached her peak.

Silence!

I think I've heard enough.

Bring back my Legends.

Welcome back, ladies.

Based on your dance challenge
performances

and your What Lies Beneath
runway presentations,

I've made some decisions.

The top two All Stars
of the week are...

Jinkx Monsoon

and Monét X Change.

Con-drag-ulations.

You've won a cash prize
of $5,000

courtesy of Snag Tights,

and you've both earned
a legendary Legend Star.

Praise the Lord.

Which brings you one step closer
to the grand finale

Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.

Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.

Thank you.

Two legends stand before me.

For the first time
in Drag Raceherstory,

you were asked to prepare

a spoken word
lip sync performance

of a classic scene
from Designing Women.

Cool. Hah.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn the power

to block one
of your fellow queens

from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.

The time has come...

for you to lip sync...

for your legacy!

Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

Excuse me. Aren't you
Marjorie Leigh Winick,

the current Miss Georgia World?

Why, yes, I am.

I'm Julia Sugarbaker,

Suzanne Sugarbaker's "sister."

I couldn't help overhearing
part of your conversation.

Well, I'm sorry.
I didn't know anyone was here.

Yes, and I gather
from your comments

there are a couple
of other things

you don't know, Marjorie.

For example,
you probably didn't know

that Suzanne
was the only contestant

in Georgia pageant history

to sweep every category
except congeniality.

That is not something

the women in my family
aspire to anyway.

That's... that's really not...

Or that when she walked down
the runway in her swimsuit,

five contestants
quit on the spot.

Or that when she emerged
from the isolation booth

to answer the question, "What
would you do to prevent war?"

she spoke so eloquently
of patriotism, battlefields,

and diamond tiaras,
grown men wept.

And you probably didn't know,
Marjorie,

that Suzanne was not
just any Miss Georgia.

She wasthe Miss Georgia.

She didn't twirl just a baton.

That baton was on fire.

And when she threw that baton
into the air,

it flew higher, further, faster

than any baton
has ever flown before,

hitting a transformer

and showering the darkened
arena with sparks!

And when it finally
did come down, Marjorie,

my sister caught that baton,

and 12,000 people
jumped to their feet

for sixteen and one half minutes

of uninterrupted,
thunderous ovation,

as flames illuminated
her tear-stained face.

And that, Marjorie,

just so you will know,

and your children
will someday know,

is the night the lights
went out in Georgia.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Well, now you do.

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Monét X Change,
con-drag-ulations.

You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.

Thank you, Ru.

Jinkx Monsoon, you are safe
to slay another day.

You may step
to the back of the stage.

Queens, please join Monét
on the main stage.

Monét X Change, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Using the Platinum Plunger...

Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.

Yes, Mother.

Girl, time is a-tickin'.

We are so close to the finale.

Listen, it's $200,000 at stake,

and I am not playing
with these ho's.

You smell lovely.

Thank you.

- Today.
- Oh.

- Shwah, shwah, shwah.
- Shwah, shwah.

Shwah?

Essence of beauty.

- I agree.
- Thank you.

Thanks, girl, you look good.

Sheady Couleédy.

Girl... not yet.

Ooh!

Shwah, shwah, shwah.

Shwah, shwah, shwah,
shwah, shwah, shwah.

Oh, no!

You're blocked, my dear.

Raja, next week you can compete
and even win,

but Monét has blocked you

from earning
a legendary Legend Star.

Thank you.

Now, remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?

- Can I get an "amen" up in here?
- Amen!

All right.
Now let the music play!

Next time onAll Stars...

Cunts.

Shame on them.

Shame on all of them!

For this week's maxi-challenge,

you'll take turns
roasting each other to a crisp

for the Kennedy Davenport Center
Honors Hall of Shade.

Wow.

I mean, I would love to
hopefully be in the top

again this week, but who knows?

I mean, top, shmop.

It all comes down
to these last two weeks

to secure a spot in the finale.

Like, that's wild.

I am so honored to be here
tonight at this imaginary event.

Viv has done so much ketamine,

people are betting on her
at the Kentucky Derby.

Yvie, don't let anyone
ever tell you you're not pretty.

You're not,
but don't let them tell you.

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