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Previously on All Stars...
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Yvie went from zero stars
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to literally 14 in one week.
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
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you need to create
a signature look
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inspired by one
of my classic looks.
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So, Viv, are you wishing
you had blocked someone else
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now that you know
it's a design challenge?
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Uh, yeah.
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Trinity the Tuck.
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My goodness,
is this just beautiful.
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- Thank you.
- Jaida Essence Hall.
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It's like a Bob Mackie for Cher
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amazing quality garment.
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Jaida Essence Hall
and Trinity the Tuck,
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con-drag-ulations.
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You've each earned
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a legendary Legend Star.
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This is your chance
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to block one of
you fellow queens
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from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
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Trinity the Tuck,
con-drag-ulations.
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You're a winner, baby.
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Yay!
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With great power
comes great responsibility.
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I have to stop you
in your tracks.
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Whoo!
Come on, Jaida.
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The rematch.
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Remix part deux.
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Hot diggity dog.
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I'm part
of the two star club, bitch.
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Call me the Hollywood
Walk of Fame, bitch.
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All the stars.
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Walk all over me!
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Congratulations, ladies.
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I got the $10,000.
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- Yes, money.
- Finally.
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Jaida has three stars.
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Bitch, three stars.
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What the hell?
That's crazy.
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I had this fantasy in my mind
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that I was going to be
the first and only queen
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to get three stars, and I did.
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See, sometimes it pays off
to be delusional.
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It's very weird to be, like,
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a star ahead of anybody else
in the competition.
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It's kind of crazy.
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But you technically
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would have three stars
as of today
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- had you not been blocked.
- What?
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Aah!
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You're blocked.
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That was so week one.
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We've grown past that.
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Have we?
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Let's be real.
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I am slaying the game,
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and I would be in the lead
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if is wasn't for shady-ass Shea.
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Rethinking my block, honey.
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Uh.
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Oh.
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Oh, she's coming
right over here.
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Let me sit next to my good sis.
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Why'd you block me?
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Um... rationally,
it came down to y'all two.
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You both have two stars.
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Neither one of y'all
had been blocked yet.
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And then she was in the top,
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so it just came down to you.
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That's legit.
I'll take it up to the handle.
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I will be honest.
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I thought maybe Jinkxy-poo
a little bit,
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but she's been blocked already.
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She's been blocked
more than my eyebrows.
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Imagine if you
got blocked today.
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I would have been cracking up.
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I'm trying to be cool about it.
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I'm trying to be,
like, yeah, man, whatever.
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And at the same time,
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I feel like don't look at me.
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Don't look at me.
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Don't you look at me
with that block.
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Who has two stars?
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Not me.
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-Two. Two.
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I have two.
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Three.
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- One.
- One.
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- One.
- One.
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How do y'all think, that, like,
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anybody's gonna make a path
to get to the finale?
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Ask Jaida.
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Because there's only
a few more weeks left.
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Four challenges left.
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So, I mean, technically
at the moment,
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with one star
we'd have to be in the top
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at least twice more.
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Oh, my God.
Viv, shut the fuck up.
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Which is even more frustrating.
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I'm not saying that I'm, like,
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a mathematician or anything,
but...
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those numbers
don't look good to me.
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I need to win every week.
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Four of the girls
up in this werkroom
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are going to the finale.
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With only four weeks left,
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girl, how am I supposed
to win enough stars?
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Go-Go Gadget math symbols,
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because I'm sitting here
bald headed
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with one star.
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I feel raggedy as hell.
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I'm geeked, bitch.
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When you and I
started the competition...
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- We were like...
- Working bitches.
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I know for a fact
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I'm one of
the fiercest bitches here.
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It just doesn't add up.
It just doesn't make sense.
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So I need
to put the pedal to the metal,
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bring my belt up to my nipples,
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strap in,
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and make the star appear
in my clutches.
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Please, Ru,
may I have some more?
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- Yah!
- Aah!
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Get out of here.
I gotta urinate.
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The winner of
RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars
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receives a one-year supply
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of Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,
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a cash price of $200,000,
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and will be crowned
queen of all queens.
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With extra-special guest judge
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writer and director
Janicza Bravo.
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- Ooh.
- All rightza.
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She's ready to go.
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Guten morgen, meine lieblings.
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It's a brand-new day,
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and I've got the whole world
in front of me.
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The world is full
of possibilities
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for a young Jinkx Monsoon.
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Well, Monét,
you did not get the memo
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of black and white or off white.
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- It's a new alliance, Monét.
- Oh, that's what this is.
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Everybody except Monét alliance.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh!
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Ooh, girl.
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She done already
done had herses.
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Hey, ho's.
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Who comes but once a year,
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and still ain't
nobody complaining?
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So you better sit on his lap
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and make it rain, dear,
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or he'll give you something
to really scream about.
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Oh, my God, it's Christmas.
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It's Christmas.
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We're about to get
a huge package.
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Hello, hello, hello.
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Come on, suit.
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My legends, it's the most
wonderful time of the year.
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Halloween!
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Well...
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For this week's maxi-challenge,
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you'll be starring in
the soon-to-be cult classic
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Santa's School for Girls.
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Oh!
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AllStars7.
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Now, it's part Christmas movie,
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part horror film,
part Mean Girls.
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- Yes!
- Ooh!
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And, yes, it came to me
in an Ayahuasca dream.
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Now, Trinity,
since you won last week,
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you'll be in charge
of assigning the roles.
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Hi.
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Later today,
you'll head to the set,
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where you'll be working with me
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and our extra-special
guest judge,
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the writer and director
of the acclaimed film Zola.
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That's right, Janicza Bravo.
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Racers, start your engines,
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and may the best Legend win.
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- Yes.
- Ahh.
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Let's sit.
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This week's maxi-challenge
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is the soon-to-be cult classic
Santa's School for Girls.
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This is the Legend season.
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We need this to be Oscar worthy,
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not straight to DVD.
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So do y'all wanna, like,
read over everything,
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and then we could, like, decide?
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I have the task
of casting this production.
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That is a lot of pressure.
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Nutmegan Kelly,
the headmistress,
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Christmas traditionalist.
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There's something sinister
about her.
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We want to make Christmas
great again!
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Oh, God.
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Miss Toe, the cool teacher.
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Noelle, the new girl.
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Open-minded, unique,
and a funky style.
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And then there's
the naughty girls,
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starting with Scrooge,
a goth girl with Rizzo attitude.
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And then there's Hannah,
the nerd.
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Merry,
the leader, Regina George type.
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- Okay.
- Ooh, okay.
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Holly, the shopaholic.
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Joy, the dumb one, always
the last to get the joke.
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I like Nogigging...
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Nogegg.
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Nogegg. Oh, I get it.
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I like nogegg... I mean, eggnog.
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I thought you were doing
the character.
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I think you've just
assigned Joy to you.
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I wanna make a list.
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I'm gonna try to place everybody
with what they want.
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- I say Hannah or Joy.
- Okay.
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Headmistress Nutmegan
or Miss Toe.
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Noelle?
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- Nutmegan, the headmistress.
- Scrooge.
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The Viv, since you let me
pick the fabric first...
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Mm, mm, mm. Trinity.
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Yay!
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I'm gonna let you
have your first choice,
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which was Nutmeg.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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I've got my first pick.
What'd everyone else get?
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I'm gonna go with Joy.
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Shea, we'll do Noelle for you.
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Jaida, do Hannah.
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Yvie, we'll do Merry for you.
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Raja, you're Scrooge.
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Jinkx, since Nutmegan is taken...
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Miss Toe.
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I was open to Miss Toe as well.
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I know that Jinkx would do
a great job as Miss Toe.
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But you know what?
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Jinkx has won three challenges,
she has two stars,
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so I'm not gonna let her
come up in here and win
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and get a third star.
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Absolutely not.
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We could do auditions.
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- I live for the auditions.
- Okay.
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Beautiful, girls.
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As the great Bob "Diana" Ross
once said,
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we don't make mistakes,
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just happy
little accidents. Yah.
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"Yah."
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Beautiful, girls.
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As the great Bob "Diana" Ross
once said,
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we don't make mistakes,
just happy accidents.
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Oh, this is Jinkx.
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Me and Monét have an alliance,
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and we're not out to be shady
towards anybody.
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But we are looking after
each other,
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and so...
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- I'll do Miss Toe for you.
- Okay.
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So, Jinkx, you're Holly.
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Oh, gosh.
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It's a super fun script.
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I think the headmistress
is stuck in a time capsule.
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She still thinks she's in,
like, old Hollywood.
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She's gonna be
this very transatlantic
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Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford,
263
00:11:16,379 --> 00:11:18,241
crazy behind the eyes,
very shoulders.
264
00:11:20,206 --> 00:11:22,103
And I'm gonna be dead
behind the eyes.
265
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,517
Headmistress with an evil side.
266
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,310
I mean, come on.
267
00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,379
This is a role of a lifetime.
268
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:31,734
I've been dreaming
of playing this part
269
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,068
since I was four years old.
270
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:35,000
I'm just gonna go Joan Crawford
all the way.
271
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:38,241
Don't fuck with me, fellas!
272
00:11:38,310 --> 00:11:41,896
This ain't my first time
at the rodeo.
273
00:11:41,965 --> 00:11:43,551
Let's go.
274
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:47,827
Do you like your role?
275
00:11:47,896 --> 00:11:49,586
Um, yes.
276
00:11:49,655 --> 00:11:52,068
You know, she's
the straight character,
277
00:11:52,137 --> 00:11:54,931
but it's just about
finding those nuances.
278
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,379
How about you?
279
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:59,517
I, like, could totally see,
like, nineties grunge,
280
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,068
like, gothic Raja.
281
00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,724
Scrooge the goth girl
282
00:12:02,793 --> 00:12:06,000
basically is, like, Nancy
from The Craft.
283
00:12:06,068 --> 00:12:08,793
She's a little bit Lydia
in Beetlejuice.
284
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,241
I really wanted that one,
285
00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:12,286
just because, you know,
I didn't need a ton of lines,
286
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:13,689
but, you know, I like a look.
287
00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:15,413
Yes.
288
00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:18,344
She's, like, a professional
eye roller, you know?
289
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:19,793
She's like, ugh. Me.
290
00:12:19,862 --> 00:12:20,896
So pretty much me.
291
00:12:20,965 --> 00:12:22,482
I love this character.
292
00:12:22,551 --> 00:12:24,665
This character actually might
be, like, eight different girls
293
00:12:24,689 --> 00:12:26,655
that I had a crush on
when I was in high school.
294
00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:28,551
So I get it.
I know this person.
295
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:30,758
She's angsty.
She's, like, whatever.
296
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,655
You know, kind of me.
297
00:12:32,724 --> 00:12:34,758
This is such a tight race,
298
00:12:34,827 --> 00:12:36,620
and it's gonna be
such a tight race,
299
00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:39,275
I feel like,
down to the last star.
300
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:43,586
I have three stars, so I feel
like I can see a way to the top,
301
00:12:43,655 --> 00:12:45,689
especially if I win
another challenge.
302
00:12:45,758 --> 00:12:48,965
But, I mean, there are
some really good actors
303
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,517
in this group of people, so...
304
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:52,655
I know there are.
There's a lot of really...
305
00:12:52,724 --> 00:12:54,448
This challenge
is going to be difficult.
306
00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:55,931
I have to stay focused.
307
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,217
Keep your mind right
and your ass...
308
00:12:57,241 --> 00:12:59,241
Keep your ass right... no.
309
00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:02,551
Keep your ass right
and your mind will follow.
310
00:13:02,620 --> 00:13:05,344
But switchies.
311
00:13:05,413 --> 00:13:08,310
Ziggies.
312
00:13:08,379 --> 00:13:10,034
I wanted to check in on you.
313
00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,068
Why?
314
00:13:12,137 --> 00:13:14,827
Because, I mean, I know that
that's not what you wanted.
315
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,827
I wasn't trying to be, like...
316
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,586
No, I feel like...
317
00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:20,458
I really tried to give
everybody what they wanted.
318
00:13:20,482 --> 00:13:21,724
- I'm not bitter.
- Okay.
319
00:13:21,793 --> 00:13:23,517
I just need to breathe through
320
00:13:23,586 --> 00:13:25,724
not getting
any of the roles I wanted.
321
00:13:25,793 --> 00:13:27,689
Yeah. I'm sorry.
322
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,724
If anything,
it's an even bigger challenge
323
00:13:29,793 --> 00:13:31,803
to shine in one of the smaller
roles you didn't want, so...
324
00:13:31,827 --> 00:13:33,172
Yeah.
325
00:13:33,241 --> 00:13:35,862
Well, I didn't even realize
how small mine was.
326
00:13:35,931 --> 00:13:37,241
Well, I'm just gonna have...
327
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:39,344
I mean, literally,
if I have, like, five lines,
328
00:13:39,413 --> 00:13:41,862
I'm gonna make them the longest
lines in the whole scene.
329
00:13:41,931 --> 00:13:44,172
Yeah. No, drawn out.
330
00:13:44,241 --> 00:13:46,482
Admittedly, I'm not happy
with my role.
331
00:13:46,551 --> 00:13:49,517
But I know my skills.
I know what I'm good at.
332
00:13:49,586 --> 00:13:52,965
I know I can take
the smallest character
333
00:13:53,034 --> 00:13:55,172
and make it stand out.
334
00:13:55,241 --> 00:13:58,103
Scrooge. Scrooge.
335
00:13:58,172 --> 00:13:59,862
Scrudge!
336
00:13:59,931 --> 00:14:02,689
And now I'm just excited
to be Holly
337
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:07,896
for the next however many hours
this is going to taaa...
338
00:14:07,965 --> 00:14:09,241
aaa...
339
00:14:09,310 --> 00:14:11,103
aaa...
340
00:14:11,172 --> 00:14:12,862
take.
341
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,310
Oh, dear.
342
00:14:35,517 --> 00:14:36,620
This week's maxi-challenge
343
00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,931
will be acting and starring
344
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,275
in Santa's School for Girls.
345
00:14:40,344 --> 00:14:43,655
Ru, I'm ready for my closeup.
346
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,275
Ooh.
347
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:48,448
Young female ingénue, check.
348
00:14:48,517 --> 00:14:51,379
Say hello to Janicza Bravo.
349
00:14:51,448 --> 00:14:53,379
- Hi.
- Hello.
350
00:14:53,448 --> 00:14:55,310
Hi. Thank you so much
for having me.
351
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,896
I am such a fan of all of you.
352
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,793
I can't wait
to play with you today.
353
00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:02,965
That's right, you're in
the capable hands
354
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:05,137
of an A-list director.
355
00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:06,862
Am I really auditioning
for a role?
356
00:15:06,931 --> 00:15:08,586
Janicza, hire me, girl.
357
00:15:08,655 --> 00:15:10,517
I gotta put my big girl panty
acting on.
358
00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:11,793
My... wait.
359
00:15:11,862 --> 00:15:14,275
I gotta put my big girl
acting panties on.
360
00:15:14,344 --> 00:15:16,689
Okay, Shea and Viv are first.
361
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,310
And action.
362
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:21,275
Welcome to Santa's
School for Girls.
363
00:15:21,344 --> 00:15:25,310
Thanks, Headmistress Nutmegan.
364
00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:29,206
Noelle, please.
Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg.
365
00:15:29,275 --> 00:15:30,965
That was fantastic.
366
00:15:31,034 --> 00:15:32,586
What you're doing is magical,
367
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,517
and I love how you're
playing with your mouth
368
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:36,068
and how you're moving
through it.
369
00:15:36,137 --> 00:15:38,758
Between the two of you, I would
try to lose some of the air.
370
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,931
- It could be a bit snappier.
- Cool.
371
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,344
And action.
372
00:15:42,413 --> 00:15:45,103
Oh. Thank you,
Headmistress Nutmegan.
373
00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:49,482
Noelle, please.
Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg.
374
00:15:49,551 --> 00:15:52,172
Listen, Noelle, at Santa's...
375
00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,103
Ru, stop!
376
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:56,896
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
377
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:02,241
And meanwhile,
your ass looks mint.
378
00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:03,655
Thank you.
379
00:16:03,724 --> 00:16:06,896
Your ass is doing all the acting
that you will ever need.
380
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:09,137
All right, that's a wrap.
381
00:16:09,206 --> 00:16:11,344
Phone my agent quick.
382
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,769
What's the new Hollywood
blockbuster?
383
00:16:12,793 --> 00:16:13,862
I mean, I'm in Hollywood.
384
00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:15,655
There's no point
in going home now.
385
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:18,965
And action.
386
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:22,206
This is Merry, Holly, and Joy,
387
00:16:22,275 --> 00:16:23,689
the nice girls.
388
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:26,206
- Hail, Santa.
- Hail, Santa.
389
00:16:26,275 --> 00:16:27,896
And cut.
For the "Hail, Santa,"
390
00:16:27,965 --> 00:16:29,137
I think that's a great place
391
00:16:29,206 --> 00:16:31,103
to kind of try and find
the unity, right?
392
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:33,793
Because what I'm feeling
is three individuals
393
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:36,689
as opposed to, like,
one kind of nucleus.
394
00:16:36,758 --> 00:16:38,275
- Does that make sense?
- Yeah.
395
00:16:38,344 --> 00:16:41,413
Hail, Santa.
396
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:45,758
You still believe in Santa?
397
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,137
And cut.
398
00:16:48,206 --> 00:16:50,517
In the moment where Shea says,
399
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:52,379
"You still believe in Santa,"
400
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,288
it would be amazing
to have some kind of, like,
401
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:57,551
individual big feeling
about what that is.
402
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,758
Like the...?
403
00:16:58,827 --> 00:16:59,965
Yes, yes, you know,
404
00:17:00,034 --> 00:17:01,758
but feel it, like,
from your feet up.
405
00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:03,482
Awesome. Let's go again.
406
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:06,310
You guys still believe in Santa?
407
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:08,344
As in the jolly fat guy?
408
00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:09,655
And cut.
409
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:12,413
I feel we wanna get
a little bit bigger.
410
00:17:12,482 --> 00:17:13,482
Yeah.
411
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:17,827
- As in the jolly old fat guy?
- Aah!
412
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:19,827
Ahh...
413
00:17:19,896 --> 00:17:22,517
That's enough!
414
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:24,517
And cut.
That was beautiful.
415
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:25,896
That was so fun.
416
00:17:25,964 --> 00:17:28,724
It was individual, but unified.
417
00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:32,655
I am in love with Janicza Bravo.
418
00:17:32,724 --> 00:17:36,482
She is possibly the best,
most dedicated person
419
00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,551
I have ever seen
in that director's seat.
420
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,827
Plus, she speaks in the hippie
words that I understand.
421
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,379
"Energy."
422
00:17:43,448 --> 00:17:44,769
It still had
a good deal of energy,
423
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,482
and that was just
really exciting.
424
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,000
"Divine."
425
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:50,137
The delivery feels divine.
426
00:17:50,206 --> 00:17:51,517
"Manifest."
427
00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:53,655
I really still
wanna be able to feel you.
428
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:57,517
We could vibe, and I'm going to
give her my best because of it.
429
00:17:57,586 --> 00:17:59,344
All right, moving on
to our second setup.
430
00:17:59,413 --> 00:18:02,758
I love your dreads.
They look so real.
431
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:04,206
They are, Ru.
432
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:06,395
I took off that bald cap
I've been wearing all season.
433
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,620
I was, like, I've had it.
434
00:18:08,689 --> 00:18:10,344
I wanna show Ru the real me.
435
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,310
Action.
436
00:18:15,379 --> 00:18:18,137
Absolutely beautiful, girls.
437
00:18:18,206 --> 00:18:21,379
As the late, great
Bob "Diana" Ross once said,
438
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:25,103
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
439
00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,827
And cut.
440
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:28,620
- You're doing this Womana voice.
- Yeah.
441
00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:32,137
I think Monét's regular voice
is Womana enough for me.
442
00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:33,448
Okay.
443
00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,586
Can I hear you say
the first few lines
444
00:18:35,655 --> 00:18:38,241
without sounding like
Janice from the Muppets?
445
00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,413
And action.
446
00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:44,137
Absolutely beautiful, girls.
447
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:47,310
Oh, as the great
Bob "Diana" Ross said,
448
00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:51,724
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
449
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:53,758
That felt so much better.
450
00:18:53,827 --> 00:18:55,217
I don't know if that
felt better for you.
451
00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,931
- It did, it did. Yeah.
- It did, right?
452
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,034
I felt who Monét is
as a teacher.
453
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,448
I felt Earth Mother in there.
454
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,010
Oh, yeah, I'll do it that way.
455
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:06,448
And action.
456
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,758
Noelle, why are you over there
talking to those losers?
457
00:19:09,827 --> 00:19:14,068
I heard they're here
on scholarship.
458
00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:18,241
Scholarship? I've never
gotten a scholarship.
459
00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,965
In fact, my parents
have to pay extra
460
00:19:21,034 --> 00:19:23,448
for me to even come here.
461
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:24,896
And cut.
462
00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:27,344
Jaida, I just wanna commend you
on your physicality.
463
00:19:27,413 --> 00:19:28,896
Even when you weren't speaking,
464
00:19:28,965 --> 00:19:30,517
you were so inside
of that character,
465
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:31,803
and I think that
that's so beautiful,
466
00:19:31,827 --> 00:19:33,724
and it shines, so bravo.
467
00:19:33,793 --> 00:19:35,241
- Thank you.
- And then Trinity,
468
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:38,206
instead of going
dumb and giggly,
469
00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:40,137
you're going ehh.
470
00:19:40,206 --> 00:19:41,827
She laughs at her own dumbness,
471
00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:44,172
but it's not, like,
oh, help me, you know?
472
00:19:44,241 --> 00:19:45,493
Okay, so just be dumb and silly.
473
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:46,517
Dumb and silly and fun.
474
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,241
You love being dumb.
475
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:49,758
- Okay, I love being dumb.
- Yeah.
476
00:19:50,965 --> 00:19:52,827
Yeah, take pleasure
in your absence.
477
00:19:52,896 --> 00:19:54,068
- Okay.
- Yes.
478
00:19:54,137 --> 00:19:56,137
I love this direction for me.
479
00:19:57,586 --> 00:20:00,275
I've never even gotten
a scholarship.
480
00:20:00,344 --> 00:20:06,344
In fact, my parents paid extra
for me to even be here.
481
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,172
Cut.
482
00:20:08,241 --> 00:20:09,896
I saw the pleasure
in your absence.
483
00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:12,034
It was funnier.
484
00:20:12,103 --> 00:20:16,206
Okay, good.
Hello, award-winning stupid.
485
00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,310
Ha!
486
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,862
And action.
487
00:20:18,931 --> 00:20:23,000
Miss Scrooge, you're late.
488
00:20:23,068 --> 00:20:26,758
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
489
00:20:26,827 --> 00:20:30,034
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
490
00:20:30,103 --> 00:20:31,172
And cut.
491
00:20:31,241 --> 00:20:32,724
Raja, you were wonderful.
492
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,275
I love your attitude coming in.
493
00:20:34,344 --> 00:20:37,172
That was so good,
that swagger was so good.
494
00:20:37,241 --> 00:20:40,793
I wanna also be super pointed
when you deliver that line.
495
00:20:40,862 --> 00:20:43,000
- Okay.
- And action.
496
00:20:43,068 --> 00:20:47,206
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
497
00:20:48,724 --> 00:20:50,689
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
498
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:53,482
Eew!
499
00:20:53,551 --> 00:20:55,206
So cute.
500
00:20:55,275 --> 00:20:56,482
And cut.
501
00:20:56,551 --> 00:20:58,413
That felt great.
502
00:20:58,482 --> 00:21:00,551
I loved how
you sold your line, Raja.
503
00:21:00,620 --> 00:21:02,172
Like this?
504
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:04,493
Ultimately, I wanna make people
laugh through this character,
505
00:21:04,517 --> 00:21:07,275
and show an endearing side
to her, you know?
506
00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:08,631
I mean,
she's going through a lot.
507
00:21:08,655 --> 00:21:10,896
Maybe there's a reason
why she's so angsty,
508
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:12,655
and that has to come through
as well.
509
00:21:12,724 --> 00:21:14,206
You know, acting.
510
00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:16,482
Method.
511
00:21:16,551 --> 00:21:18,344
We gotta move on, great.
512
00:21:18,413 --> 00:21:20,103
- Action.
- Come on, girls.
513
00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:22,655
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
514
00:21:22,724 --> 00:21:24,689
in case Santa
comes in the night.
515
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,793
And cut. I have a question.
516
00:21:29,862 --> 00:21:32,413
Is there some joke to be had
517
00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:34,310
around "Let's go brush our teeth
518
00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:36,586
and trim our trees in case
Santa comes in the night?"
519
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,689
Does "come"
do something for you?
520
00:21:38,758 --> 00:21:40,724
- Oh, does it.
- Come does a lot for me.
521
00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:41,724
Okay, great.
522
00:21:41,793 --> 00:21:43,413
Yeah, I would play with that.
523
00:21:43,482 --> 00:21:45,000
I wanna hear it more.
524
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,976
So I would just color
those lines a little bit more,
525
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:51,172
so I can hear the sort of
waxing of the crotch
526
00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,931
and then the potential
coming, right?
527
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,793
I wanna hear both of those.
528
00:21:54,862 --> 00:21:58,413
Let's try one more,
and have fun, loosen it up.
529
00:21:58,482 --> 00:21:59,724
Come on, girls.
530
00:21:59,793 --> 00:22:03,034
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
531
00:22:03,103 --> 00:22:06,379
in case Santa
comes in the night.
532
00:22:06,448 --> 00:22:08,724
Amazing, amazing.
533
00:22:08,793 --> 00:22:10,241
I thought Santa was coming.
534
00:22:10,310 --> 00:22:12,724
Stupid.
535
00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,586
It's great.
I think we have it.
536
00:22:14,655 --> 00:22:15,758
Stupid.
537
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:17,068
We got it.
We definitely got it.
538
00:22:17,137 --> 00:22:18,344
That was beautiful.
539
00:22:18,413 --> 00:22:20,551
I think Paramount+
540
00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:22,310
is gonna be calling
for the series.
541
00:22:27,172 --> 00:22:30,689
- Left, right, left, right.
- Left, right, left, right.
542
00:22:30,758 --> 00:22:33,310
Oh, my God, we're both
too old for this.
543
00:22:33,379 --> 00:22:34,586
Oh, my God, Jinkx.
544
00:22:34,655 --> 00:22:35,551
You're a full
six years younger than me.
545
00:22:35,620 --> 00:22:36,689
Oh, my God.
546
00:22:36,758 --> 00:22:39,068
Take it in, bitch.
547
00:22:39,137 --> 00:22:41,310
Aah!
548
00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:44,965
Today we get to see
our final product
549
00:22:45,034 --> 00:22:46,586
of Santa's School for Girls.
550
00:22:46,655 --> 00:22:48,000
And more importantly,
551
00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:50,965
we're gonna learn what
the judges think about it.
552
00:22:51,034 --> 00:22:54,655
So I got my little
fingies crossed,
553
00:22:54,724 --> 00:22:57,241
because I think half the girls
in the room, given the chance,
554
00:22:57,310 --> 00:22:59,862
they would block me, you know?
555
00:22:59,931 --> 00:23:02,172
But I'm also the only girl
who's been blocked twice,
556
00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:05,517
so maybe, maybe the girls
will have pity on me.
557
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,689
- Christina!
- Christina!
558
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:13,206
Bring me the axe.
559
00:23:13,275 --> 00:23:14,689
Aah!
560
00:23:16,758 --> 00:23:18,251
Wait. Do you understand
what pussy poppin' is now
561
00:23:18,275 --> 00:23:19,448
at this point?
562
00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:21,137
Right, I think it's this.
Is it this?
563
00:23:21,206 --> 00:23:23,241
- Yes!
- Is it?
564
00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,068
Yes!
565
00:23:25,137 --> 00:23:26,172
Is it?
566
00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:28,965
Pussy, pussy, pussy poppin'.
567
00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,206
Okay.
568
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:32,344
You've gotta do that
for the lip sync.
569
00:23:32,413 --> 00:23:34,103
Oh, so you think
I'm in the lip sync?
570
00:23:34,172 --> 00:23:36,793
It was so good, Viv.
571
00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:38,758
Like, really good.
572
00:23:38,827 --> 00:23:40,931
So iconic, so memorable.
573
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,241
I mean, I had two lines,
but, hey.
574
00:23:43,310 --> 00:23:45,275
Yeah, I think you had
a small part,
575
00:23:45,344 --> 00:23:46,838
but you really, like, did,
like, really great work with it.
576
00:23:46,862 --> 00:23:48,862
- You really did, yeah.
- Thank you, thank you.
577
00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:51,448
And the best part about it was
Trinity didn't even have to act.
578
00:23:51,517 --> 00:23:53,310
She just had to read the lines.
579
00:23:55,034 --> 00:23:56,655
I feel like Monét
killed her part.
580
00:23:56,724 --> 00:23:58,586
Girl, that note,
that worked so well
581
00:23:58,655 --> 00:24:00,344
once you changed that voice up.
582
00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,413
She said, Monét, go deeper.
583
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:03,758
She sure did.
584
00:24:03,827 --> 00:24:04,965
Okay, Simba.
585
00:24:05,034 --> 00:24:07,413
And, oh, my gosh,
Raja was so funny.
586
00:24:07,482 --> 00:24:09,206
Speak for yourself.
587
00:24:11,862 --> 00:24:14,275
I had a blast filming
Santa's School for Girls.
588
00:24:14,344 --> 00:24:15,896
I'm very excited to see it.
589
00:24:15,965 --> 00:24:17,827
It's like when you've
gotta go to the bathroom
590
00:24:17,896 --> 00:24:20,000
and you're trying
to reach for your house keys
591
00:24:20,068 --> 00:24:21,517
and you can't get the house keys
592
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,586
and you end up
pissing on yourself?
593
00:24:23,655 --> 00:24:25,310
I'm beyond that point.
594
00:24:25,379 --> 00:24:27,241
I'm past looking for the keys.
595
00:24:27,310 --> 00:24:30,310
I've already pissed on myself
or something like that.
596
00:24:30,379 --> 00:24:32,862
I just would like
to remind the group
597
00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:35,010
there are two people that
still have not been blocked.
598
00:24:35,034 --> 00:24:37,724
I just wanna just
throw that out there.
599
00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,206
Leave me alone, please!
600
00:24:39,275 --> 00:24:42,275
Y'all are sheisty bitches.
601
00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,655
I don't trust any of you.
602
00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:51,379
I'll say this now.
I have three stars.
603
00:24:51,448 --> 00:24:56,034
That's probably at this point
enough to get into the top,
604
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,413
but we don't know for sure.
605
00:24:57,482 --> 00:24:59,182
So what would be the point
of blocking somebody
606
00:24:59,206 --> 00:25:01,137
if you think they're in the top?
607
00:25:03,655 --> 00:25:05,068
Jaida, you better...
608
00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,689
Jaida's like, I'm just...
609
00:25:06,758 --> 00:25:09,586
She is campaigning, and she's
like, I have already arrived.
610
00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:11,379
- I'm a politician.
- I am the winner.
611
00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:14,344
I'm definitely not buying
what Jaida is selling.
612
00:25:14,413 --> 00:25:16,379
No. No.
613
00:25:16,448 --> 00:25:18,965
Jaida? Jaida.
614
00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,448
She has three stars.
615
00:25:24,517 --> 00:25:26,872
This bitch cannot come in here
and get a fourth one. No, ma'am.
616
00:25:26,896 --> 00:25:28,793
There's also the complete chance
617
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,965
that the other bitches
who are at two
618
00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:33,551
can rise to three-plus,
like, that...
619
00:25:33,620 --> 00:25:35,724
Or the other girls
that have one star
620
00:25:35,793 --> 00:25:37,482
could just get
the next couple of wins.
621
00:25:37,551 --> 00:25:39,724
Like, y'all saw it
with me and Jaida,
622
00:25:39,793 --> 00:25:41,758
that if a twist does come,
623
00:25:41,827 --> 00:25:44,413
it can completely change where
you are in the competition.
624
00:25:44,482 --> 00:25:46,044
- Yeah, and then maybe...
- Or bitch, down.
625
00:25:46,068 --> 00:25:47,413
Maybe the person
with three stars,
626
00:25:47,482 --> 00:25:49,862
there's another twist coming,
like their ankle.
627
00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:51,344
Okay, Tonya.
628
00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:58,275
I feel like if I were
being chased
629
00:25:58,344 --> 00:26:02,206
in a horror film
by a serial killer,
630
00:26:02,275 --> 00:26:06,586
I would literally
be, like, no, stop it!
631
00:26:06,655 --> 00:26:07,793
No! No, please, stop!
632
00:26:07,862 --> 00:26:09,793
- I love that run!
- Stop chasing me!
633
00:26:09,862 --> 00:26:11,344
Okay, you're asking
to be killed.
634
00:26:11,413 --> 00:26:15,724
No, that is not how they do it
in the movies, bitch.
635
00:26:15,793 --> 00:26:19,310
The girl is always like, oh!
636
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:21,034
Oh, oh!
637
00:26:21,103 --> 00:26:22,379
Oh!
638
00:26:25,172 --> 00:26:27,482
The killer's always
just so calm, too.
639
00:26:27,551 --> 00:26:28,896
He's always, like...
640
00:26:28,965 --> 00:26:30,355
He's like, she's gonna trip
at least five times.
641
00:26:30,379 --> 00:26:31,724
I'm gonna catch up.
642
00:26:31,793 --> 00:26:33,562
Right, literally the killer
is, like, just walking.
643
00:26:33,586 --> 00:26:34,931
Right.
644
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:38,551
Then somehow he's behind
the tree saying... I gotcha.
645
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:42,655
Not a breath gone. Nothing.
Just, like...
646
00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:16,103
And what?
647
00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:17,586
How could she be this gorgeous?
648
00:27:17,655 --> 00:27:20,344
After all these years,
how could she be this gorgeous?
649
00:27:20,413 --> 00:27:22,172
Maybe it's the PCP.
650
00:27:24,172 --> 00:27:25,551
Welcome to the main stage
651
00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:28,413
of RuPaul's Drag Race
All Stars, All Winners.
652
00:27:28,482 --> 00:27:30,103
Michelle Visage.
653
00:27:30,172 --> 00:27:31,772
Now, what's your favorite
Christmas song?
654
00:27:31,827 --> 00:27:33,965
Ooh, Ru,
it's a timeless classic:
655
00:27:34,034 --> 00:27:36,172
Grandma Got Bent Over
by a Reindeer.
656
00:27:39,413 --> 00:27:41,379
And she liked it.
657
00:27:43,241 --> 00:27:46,172
And the hilarious Ross Mathews.
658
00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:47,586
Do you believe in Santa?
659
00:27:47,655 --> 00:27:49,827
Well, I have sat
on an old man's lap
660
00:27:49,896 --> 00:27:51,379
to get presents.
661
00:27:51,448 --> 00:27:53,172
Then yes.
662
00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:59,103
And our extra-special
guest judge, Janicza Bravo.
663
00:27:59,172 --> 00:28:02,206
Now, is this the best Christmas
you've ever had?
664
00:28:02,275 --> 00:28:05,344
Well, yes, because I'm Jewish.
665
00:28:08,137 --> 00:28:09,172
Shalom.
666
00:28:09,241 --> 00:28:11,310
This week
we challenged our queens
667
00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:16,137
to act their jingle bells off
in a campy holiday horror film.
668
00:28:16,206 --> 00:28:17,689
And tonight on the runway,
669
00:28:17,758 --> 00:28:21,172
category is
Knitty Knitty Bang Bang.
670
00:28:23,379 --> 00:28:25,655
Racers, start your engines,
671
00:28:25,724 --> 00:28:28,379
and may the best Legend win.
672
00:28:32,827 --> 00:28:35,517
Up first, The Vivienne.
673
00:28:35,586 --> 00:28:39,137
The designer here,
Blanket Jackson.
674
00:28:40,448 --> 00:28:42,068
I am walking down the runway
675
00:28:42,137 --> 00:28:44,103
like I'm trudging through mud
676
00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:47,586
because this is the heaviest
garment I've ever worn.
677
00:28:47,655 --> 00:28:52,103
It's full wool, hand knitted,
gown to the floor.
678
00:28:52,172 --> 00:28:55,931
I'm sweating my minge off,
but I feel fabulous.
679
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,068
So elegant.
680
00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:59,241
May I push your spool in?
681
00:29:01,068 --> 00:29:02,793
Up next, Shea Couleé.
682
00:29:02,862 --> 00:29:06,344
Oh, my God.
683
00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:07,724
Out of this world.
684
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:10,517
I'm serving
Ndebele tribe realness.
685
00:29:10,586 --> 00:29:14,103
I've got this beautiful
hand knit mini dress,
686
00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:20,137
my cloak, this bald, gorgeous
head, my beautiful headpiece
687
00:29:20,206 --> 00:29:23,413
with my knit rings
around my shoulders,
688
00:29:23,482 --> 00:29:26,034
and my lovely legwarmers.
689
00:29:26,103 --> 00:29:30,586
I am feeling like I'm
the onliest Ndebele princess.
690
00:29:30,655 --> 00:29:32,827
She's running rings
around the other queens.
691
00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:35,758
Yes, she is.
692
00:29:35,827 --> 00:29:37,206
Yvie Oddly.
693
00:29:38,482 --> 00:29:41,931
Hey, Yvie, fancy a shag?
694
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,103
I'm here to defend
my entire people
695
00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:47,206
against any yarn invaders.
696
00:29:47,275 --> 00:29:50,517
Swinging these gigantic
knitting needles,
697
00:29:50,586 --> 00:29:52,103
even though I can't knit
for shit.
698
00:29:52,172 --> 00:29:55,310
I made the wig,
I made the headpiece,
699
00:29:55,379 --> 00:29:58,482
I dip-dyed it all myself,
700
00:29:58,551 --> 00:30:01,724
and I'm just shimmying,
shaking, and kicking it up.
701
00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:06,137
Don't tell grandma
the bathroom rug is couture.
702
00:30:07,931 --> 00:30:10,172
Jinkx Monsoon.
703
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:13,551
Martha Stewart,
I'm ready for my closeup.
704
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,793
This is based off of
705
00:30:15,862 --> 00:30:18,655
one of my favorite
old Hollywood performers,
706
00:30:18,724 --> 00:30:20,275
Marlene Dietrich.
707
00:30:20,344 --> 00:30:24,034
Why don't you come up
and knot me sometime?
708
00:30:24,103 --> 00:30:26,689
She's on husband number five,
709
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:30,137
and even though her life
is filled with misery,
710
00:30:30,206 --> 00:30:35,275
she must paint on a beautiful
smile for her adoring public.
711
00:30:35,344 --> 00:30:36,803
I loved her
in Knits a Wonderful Life.
712
00:30:36,827 --> 00:30:38,068
Yes, she was wonderful.
713
00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,817
- Should have won the Oscar.
- Should have.
714
00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:43,379
Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
715
00:30:43,448 --> 00:30:45,724
All the way from Knit Jersey.
716
00:30:45,793 --> 00:30:48,517
A fan of mine
actually made this for me.
717
00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:51,137
The little doll that I have in
my hands is called a Grumpkin,
718
00:30:51,206 --> 00:30:53,793
and knitwear
is not my thing, bitch.
719
00:30:53,862 --> 00:30:57,965
My ass is not out in this,
but don't it look cute?
720
00:30:58,034 --> 00:30:59,620
She's a shower, not a grower.
721
00:31:02,379 --> 00:31:06,206
Up next, from around
the way, it's Monét.
722
00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:08,172
Ooh, yes, honey,
723
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:11,586
she's carrying her little sister
to school with her.
724
00:31:11,655 --> 00:31:14,620
How many licks does it take
to get to the center of a Monét?
725
00:31:14,689 --> 00:31:16,517
Three.
726
00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:17,586
Okay, good to know.
727
00:31:19,482 --> 00:31:21,551
I'm throwing it back
with this look.
728
00:31:21,620 --> 00:31:22,965
I have this cute hair,
729
00:31:23,034 --> 00:31:25,068
I have these high-waisted
booty shorts,
730
00:31:25,137 --> 00:31:26,551
and I feel really fierce.
731
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:29,931
This lollipop is giving me
the full fantasy,
732
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,960
and I'm just a bad bitch
in kindergarten. What up?
733
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,689
Break me off a piece of that.
734
00:31:33,758 --> 00:31:35,310
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes.
735
00:31:35,379 --> 00:31:37,551
Jaida Essence Hall.
736
00:31:37,620 --> 00:31:39,206
Uh-oh, bless you.
737
00:31:39,275 --> 00:31:40,724
Come on, Afro-puffs.
738
00:31:40,793 --> 00:31:43,620
Jaida comes
equipped with cable... knit.
739
00:31:45,379 --> 00:31:48,310
I am paying homage
to one of my favorite shows
740
00:31:48,379 --> 00:31:50,862
when I was little:
The Big, Comfy Couch.
741
00:31:50,931 --> 00:31:53,758
I wanna feel very comfortable,
very knitted,
742
00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:56,068
very cutesy-cutesy-cutesy.
743
00:31:56,137 --> 00:31:57,482
And I'm even coming out
744
00:31:57,551 --> 00:31:58,665
with a little bit
of redness on my nose
745
00:31:58,689 --> 00:31:59,931
because I'm sicky-wicky,
746
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,586
and I want my mommy
to take care of me.
747
00:32:02,655 --> 00:32:04,793
Well, now, come on,
that's a blanket statement.
748
00:32:04,862 --> 00:32:06,862
- Yes, it is.
- It is.
749
00:32:06,931 --> 00:32:08,620
Up next, Raja.
750
00:32:08,689 --> 00:32:10,793
I think you mean Kniterella.
751
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,931
Yes.
752
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:15,251
So you're telling me you
can only fist with one arm.
753
00:32:17,137 --> 00:32:19,655
This is a look that
is based on the juxtaposition
754
00:32:19,724 --> 00:32:22,206
of something that is completely
futuristic and modern
755
00:32:22,275 --> 00:32:24,551
and something
as ancient as weaving.
756
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:28,551
Honey, Miss She-3PO
is now a knitting grandmother,
757
00:32:28,620 --> 00:32:31,103
and I think
that's the aesthetic.
758
00:32:31,172 --> 00:32:32,965
I'll have
the gold plate special.
759
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,172
Welcome, ladies.
760
00:32:38,241 --> 00:32:41,172
Tonight, RuPaullywood Studios
761
00:32:41,241 --> 00:32:44,241
presents the world premiere
762
00:32:44,310 --> 00:32:47,586
of Santa's School for Girls,
763
00:32:47,655 --> 00:32:50,413
rated "S" for "sickening."
764
00:33:02,793 --> 00:33:04,034
Noelle.
765
00:33:04,103 --> 00:33:07,137
Welcome to
Santa's School for Girls.
766
00:33:07,206 --> 00:33:09,344
Your transcripts
are very impressive
767
00:33:09,413 --> 00:33:12,758
for a homeschooled girl.
768
00:33:12,827 --> 00:33:15,413
Oh. Thank you,
Headmistress Nut...
769
00:33:15,482 --> 00:33:18,620
Please, Noelle, call me Nutmeg.
770
00:33:18,689 --> 00:33:21,206
Volunteering for Doctors
Without Borders in Namibia
771
00:33:21,275 --> 00:33:24,793
was the best education
I could ask for.
772
00:33:24,862 --> 00:33:28,034
You already have
your Christmas tree up.
773
00:33:28,103 --> 00:33:29,620
But it's only September.
774
00:33:29,689 --> 00:33:31,206
At Santa's School for Girls,
775
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:36,000
we strive to bring young women
back to a more traditional time.
776
00:33:36,068 --> 00:33:39,379
We want to make Christmas
great again.
777
00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:40,517
Oh, okay.
778
00:33:40,586 --> 00:33:43,206
I wanna make your yuletide gay,
779
00:33:43,275 --> 00:33:45,241
as in festive, not homosexual.
780
00:33:45,310 --> 00:33:46,379
Oh, girls.
781
00:33:50,379 --> 00:33:51,931
The nice girls.
782
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:55,931
They'll make sure you don't
end up on Santa's naughty list.
783
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,793
I'm Merry, the leader
of the nice girls,
784
00:33:58,862 --> 00:34:02,137
and all I want for Christmas
is unity and love.
785
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:04,000
Hee-hee.
786
00:34:04,068 --> 00:34:09,724
I'm Holly, the alco... shopaholic.
787
00:34:09,793 --> 00:34:13,034
My daddy's credit card
and free shipping
788
00:34:13,103 --> 00:34:16,655
are a few of my favorite things.
789
00:34:16,724 --> 00:34:17,757
And I'm Joy.
790
00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:20,793
I like nogegg.
791
00:34:20,862 --> 00:34:22,172
I mean eggnog.
792
00:34:22,241 --> 00:34:25,793
Hail, Santa.
793
00:34:25,862 --> 00:34:28,344
You still believe in Santa?
794
00:34:29,931 --> 00:34:31,827
As in the jolly old fat guy?
795
00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:33,585
- Aah!
- Oh!
796
00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:36,447
Nine lords a'leaping,
this is heresy!
797
00:34:36,516 --> 00:34:38,827
You shall not speak
798
00:34:38,896 --> 00:34:41,516
of the bearded one that way!
799
00:34:41,585 --> 00:34:44,275
Yeah, what they said.
800
00:34:44,344 --> 00:34:45,458
I mean, a majority of the world
801
00:34:45,482 --> 00:34:47,344
doesn't even celebrate
Christmas.
802
00:34:47,413 --> 00:34:49,310
- Hanukkah.
- Aah!
803
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,724
- Kwanzaa.
- Ahh.
804
00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:53,827
- Winter solstice.
- Aah!
805
00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:55,275
That's enough!
806
00:34:55,344 --> 00:35:00,172
Here, we only have one holiday,
and that's Christmas.
807
00:35:00,241 --> 00:35:02,655
You got that, sis?
808
00:35:02,724 --> 00:35:04,793
That reminds me of a song.
809
00:35:04,862 --> 00:35:06,793
Hit it!
810
00:35:16,620 --> 00:35:19,172
This is not a musical.
811
00:35:19,241 --> 00:35:24,379
Girls, why don't you take Noelle
to Miss Toe's art class?
812
00:35:24,448 --> 00:35:26,724
- Yes, Headmistress.
- Yes, Headmistress.
813
00:35:26,793 --> 00:35:30,000
- Merry Christmas, Headmistress.
- Merry Christmas, Headmistress.
814
00:35:30,068 --> 00:35:31,413
Come on!
815
00:35:34,448 --> 00:35:38,000
Oh, by the way,
I noticed Miss Corn
816
00:35:38,068 --> 00:35:40,206
was putting up
some fall decorations.
817
00:35:40,275 --> 00:35:43,103
They looked like pumpkins.
818
00:35:43,172 --> 00:35:46,068
Pumpkins? Pumpkins?!
819
00:35:46,137 --> 00:35:48,931
But pumpkins are for Halloween,
820
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:52,551
and that's the Devil's holiday!
821
00:35:52,620 --> 00:35:54,000
Just thought you'd like to know.
822
00:35:57,137 --> 00:36:02,206
Prancer, send Miss Candy Corn
to my office immediately!
823
00:36:02,275 --> 00:36:07,103
Now, where did I put
those Christmas cookies?
824
00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,689
Whoops.
825
00:36:09,758 --> 00:36:12,758
Wrong drawer.
826
00:36:14,068 --> 00:36:16,551
It was beginning to look
a lot like Christmas...
827
00:36:16,620 --> 00:36:19,551
I mean murder.
828
00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:22,931
Beautiful, girls.
829
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,620
Oh! As the great
Bob "Diana" Ross once said,
830
00:36:26,689 --> 00:36:32,275
we don't make mistakes,
just happy little accidents.
831
00:36:33,413 --> 00:36:34,655
Welcome, Noelle.
832
00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:36,000
Thank you, Miss Toe.
833
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:38,103
Please, call me
by my first name.
834
00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:41,413
All my friends do. Camel.
835
00:36:41,482 --> 00:36:44,344
Wait. Your name is Camel Toe?
836
00:36:44,413 --> 00:36:46,172
That's right,
837
00:36:46,241 --> 00:36:48,241
and I have weed gummies
in my car if you want some.
838
00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:51,827
Cool teacher here.
Cool teacher.
839
00:36:51,896 --> 00:36:55,068
Miss Scrooge, you're late.
840
00:36:55,137 --> 00:36:59,206
Sorry. I was giving
my boyfriend a frosty.
841
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,034
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
842
00:37:03,103 --> 00:37:04,034
Oh, eew!
843
00:37:04,103 --> 00:37:05,344
So cute.
844
00:37:05,413 --> 00:37:07,931
- Hey, new girl.
- Yeah?
845
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,793
I'm Scrooge.
846
00:37:09,862 --> 00:37:11,482
Short for Lisa.
847
00:37:11,551 --> 00:37:12,758
I'm Hannah,
848
00:37:12,827 --> 00:37:15,448
and even though she's a goth
849
00:37:15,517 --> 00:37:18,689
and I'm a nerd, we're BFFs.
850
00:37:18,758 --> 00:37:21,655
Hannah, do you hear what I hear?
851
00:37:21,724 --> 00:37:23,551
Miss Corn went missing.
852
00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:27,068
She's the fifth teacher
to disappear this week.
853
00:37:27,137 --> 00:37:28,586
Did you say Miss Corn?
854
00:37:28,655 --> 00:37:32,137
I overheard the headmistress
call her into her office.
855
00:37:32,206 --> 00:37:36,344
Noelle, why are you over there
talking to those losers?
856
00:37:36,413 --> 00:37:41,000
I heard they're here
on scholarship.
857
00:37:41,068 --> 00:37:44,344
I've never even gotten
a scholarship.
858
00:37:44,413 --> 00:37:49,000
In fact, my parents paid extra
for me to be here.
859
00:37:49,068 --> 00:37:53,724
You know, Merry, bullying people
isn't very Christmas-like.
860
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,068
What would Santa do?
861
00:37:56,137 --> 00:37:57,965
He'd put coal in your stocking.
862
00:37:58,034 --> 00:38:00,068
Then shove it up your ass.
863
00:38:00,137 --> 00:38:02,137
Ladies, ladies.
864
00:38:02,206 --> 00:38:04,413
Knock it off!
865
00:38:04,482 --> 00:38:08,034
My classroom will always be
a safe space.
866
00:38:08,103 --> 00:38:10,241
Let's share our paintings
with the class.
867
00:38:10,310 --> 00:38:11,724
Merry, Holly, Joy?
868
00:38:11,793 --> 00:38:14,793
Hail, Santa.
869
00:38:14,862 --> 00:38:17,275
Impressive,
but I'd have really loved
870
00:38:17,344 --> 00:38:18,482
to see you all express
871
00:38:18,551 --> 00:38:21,827
your individual
personalities, ladies.
872
00:38:21,896 --> 00:38:23,724
Hannah, let's see yours.
873
00:38:23,793 --> 00:38:28,655
It's a Santa self-portrait
if he were Frida Kahlo.
874
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:32,379
Muy caliente bien, Hannah.
Scrooge.
875
00:38:32,448 --> 00:38:35,931
Mine shows the real Santa.
876
00:38:37,965 --> 00:38:39,827
Do you see what I see?
877
00:38:39,896 --> 00:38:43,517
I don't think Santa would
appreciate that very much.
878
00:38:43,586 --> 00:38:46,137
Actually,
I was reading in a book
879
00:38:46,206 --> 00:38:47,862
that Christmas was constructed
880
00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,758
to replace a pagan holiday
881
00:38:49,827 --> 00:38:51,896
that the church
found threatening.
882
00:38:51,965 --> 00:38:53,551
Is that true?
883
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:58,379
That's not what
headmistress said.
884
00:38:58,448 --> 00:38:59,965
It's just art, ladies.
885
00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:02,275
Art is all about expression.
886
00:39:04,620 --> 00:39:06,660
Should I just
go back to selling crystals
887
00:39:06,724 --> 00:39:08,620
at the swap meet?
888
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:12,551
Not today, Santa. Not today.
889
00:39:12,620 --> 00:39:17,689
I wonder if Santa will bring me
that platinum tennis bracelet.
890
00:39:17,758 --> 00:39:22,655
I wonder if Santa's hung...
by the chimney.
891
00:39:22,724 --> 00:39:25,689
Am I the only one who knows
that Santa's not real?
892
00:39:25,758 --> 00:39:29,068
Is everyone at this school
psycho?
893
00:39:32,724 --> 00:39:34,379
Who let the dogs out?
894
00:39:35,448 --> 00:39:38,000
Okay, okay, class dismissed.
895
00:39:38,068 --> 00:39:39,355
Let me know
if anyone needs a lift
896
00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:41,758
to Planned Parenthood
or anything.
897
00:39:41,827 --> 00:39:43,413
Cool teacher, cool teacher.
898
00:39:49,103 --> 00:39:50,965
This is not a musical!
899
00:39:53,137 --> 00:39:56,896
That's weird. I smell...
Christmas cookies?
900
00:39:58,068 --> 00:40:00,034
Oh!
901
00:40:00,103 --> 00:40:01,896
Oh! Oh!
902
00:40:01,965 --> 00:40:03,724
You missed me!
903
00:40:03,793 --> 00:40:05,137
Aah!
904
00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:06,758
I'm still alive, bitch.
905
00:40:06,827 --> 00:40:09,344
Oh! Oh!
906
00:40:09,413 --> 00:40:10,413
Oh!
907
00:40:10,482 --> 00:40:12,482
That's the one.
908
00:40:16,034 --> 00:40:18,862
How come when there's
a senseless string of murders,
909
00:40:18,931 --> 00:40:20,896
people always suspect me?
910
00:40:22,068 --> 00:40:24,482
Hey, Noelle,
want a swig of my eggnog?
911
00:40:24,551 --> 00:40:26,620
- Pass.
- Check out all the stuff
912
00:40:26,689 --> 00:40:28,793
I got at the mall.
913
00:40:28,862 --> 00:40:31,586
I'm in a lot of debt.
914
00:40:31,655 --> 00:40:36,034
Ugh. Look,
it's the devil worshippers.
915
00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,389
Just because
we don't believe in Santa
916
00:40:37,413 --> 00:40:39,482
does not mean
we worship the Devil.
917
00:40:39,551 --> 00:40:42,586
Speak for yourself.
918
00:40:42,655 --> 00:40:45,448
Hey, who's that above your bed?
919
00:40:45,517 --> 00:40:47,413
That's Elvira.
920
00:40:47,482 --> 00:40:48,896
Obsessed.
921
00:40:48,965 --> 00:40:50,551
I'm gonna be her for Halloween.
922
00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,965
You celebrate Halloween?
923
00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:56,241
Yeah. Check this out.
924
00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:57,793
What?
925
00:40:57,862 --> 00:41:00,482
Wait. Is that a bloody axe?
926
00:41:04,068 --> 00:41:05,389
Interesting,
considering there have
927
00:41:05,413 --> 00:41:07,827
been so many murders
around here lately.
928
00:41:07,896 --> 00:41:09,482
Oh, look, a red herring.
929
00:41:12,241 --> 00:41:13,448
Come on, girls.
930
00:41:13,517 --> 00:41:15,044
Let's go brush our teeth
and trim our trees
931
00:41:15,068 --> 00:41:17,103
in case Santa
comes in the night.
932
00:41:17,172 --> 00:41:21,551
Scrooge, where did you
get all that stuff?
933
00:41:21,620 --> 00:41:25,482
I could go shopping
for Halloween, too.
934
00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:30,482
Maybe I could get
some cat ears or something.
935
00:41:30,551 --> 00:41:33,862
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho.
936
00:41:33,931 --> 00:41:37,103
Ho-ho-ho-ho!
937
00:41:38,827 --> 00:41:40,275
Holly's dead!
938
00:41:40,344 --> 00:41:41,482
Oh, no!
939
00:41:41,551 --> 00:41:43,655
Oh, my God!
940
00:41:43,724 --> 00:41:45,586
Cool.
941
00:41:45,655 --> 00:41:48,344
We have to do something
before Santa slays again.
942
00:41:48,413 --> 00:41:51,275
But Santa's not real!
943
00:41:53,068 --> 00:41:54,758
Santa's not real?
944
00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:57,931
I'll show you Santa's not real!
945
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,344
- Aah!
- We have to call the police!
946
00:42:00,413 --> 00:42:02,827
What's the number for 911?
947
00:42:02,896 --> 00:42:04,448
Oh! Here!
948
00:42:04,517 --> 00:42:06,241
Send someone
to the girls' school!
949
00:42:06,310 --> 00:42:08,896
Santa's straight-up
murdering people!
950
00:42:08,965 --> 00:42:10,217
I'm sure if Santa's
killing people,
951
00:42:10,241 --> 00:42:11,551
he has a good reason.
952
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:12,551
Ooh!
953
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:15,965
Ugh! Ooh! Aah!
954
00:42:16,965 --> 00:42:20,448
- Ugh!
- Aah!
955
00:42:20,517 --> 00:42:24,413
Wait a second,
I smell gingerbread.
956
00:42:24,482 --> 00:42:28,103
The main ingredient
in gingerbread is nutmeg,
957
00:42:28,172 --> 00:42:31,413
which is the nickname of...
958
00:42:31,482 --> 00:42:34,172
What?
959
00:42:34,241 --> 00:42:36,862
Headmistress Nutmegan?
960
00:42:36,931 --> 00:42:39,241
Well, ya got me, girl.
961
00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:42,896
- What?
- But why?
962
00:42:42,965 --> 00:42:45,551
I did it to preserve
the meaning of Christmas.
963
00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:50,310
None of this "happy holidays"
nondenominational bull-tinsel!
964
00:42:52,068 --> 00:42:56,724
Where you're headed, Santa won't
be coming down your chimney.
965
00:42:56,793 --> 00:42:58,965
Because prisons
don't have chimneys.
966
00:42:59,034 --> 00:43:00,448
Duh.
967
00:43:00,517 --> 00:43:02,172
And I would have
gotten away with it, too,
968
00:43:02,241 --> 00:43:05,034
if it weren't
for you meddling kids!
969
00:43:05,103 --> 00:43:08,965
Hail, Santa! Hail, Santa!
970
00:43:09,034 --> 00:43:12,206
Uh, who wants Halloween candy?
971
00:43:12,275 --> 00:43:14,586
Oh, I do, I do!
972
00:43:14,655 --> 00:43:15,931
Yes, please!
973
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:18,655
I have a confession to make.
974
00:43:18,724 --> 00:43:21,482
This is fun.
975
00:43:21,551 --> 00:43:23,689
It feels like
the beginning of something,
976
00:43:23,758 --> 00:43:26,344
which reminds me of a song!
977
00:43:26,413 --> 00:43:27,862
- Oh, no.
- Hit it!
978
00:43:27,931 --> 00:43:30,137
Bitch, do not do it.
979
00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:41,000
This is not a musical!
980
00:43:41,068 --> 00:43:43,482
Did I deserve
to get murdered? No.
981
00:43:43,551 --> 00:43:45,344
Am I glad to have
the holiday off?
982
00:43:45,413 --> 00:43:47,931
Hell, yeah.
983
00:43:51,448 --> 00:43:54,931
Happy holidays, everyone.
984
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,379
Raahhh!
985
00:43:57,413 --> 00:43:59,758
Oh, yay.
986
00:43:59,827 --> 00:44:01,034
That was so good!
987
00:44:02,517 --> 00:44:03,517
Wow.
988
00:44:10,034 --> 00:44:12,862
Wow, a cinematic triumph.
989
00:44:14,758 --> 00:44:16,931
It's time now for
the judges' critiques,
990
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,241
starting with The Vivienne.
991
00:44:19,310 --> 00:44:23,275
I can't even tell you
how much I enjoyed your role.
992
00:44:23,344 --> 00:44:26,862
It was Faye Dunaway
as Joan Crawford
993
00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,827
with Kim Woodburn and a touch
of the orange menace.
994
00:44:29,896 --> 00:44:30,976
And the way
you dialed the phone,
995
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,862
which was basically
just slapping it
996
00:44:32,931 --> 00:44:34,655
and beating it up, I loved.
997
00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:36,379
I also love how you refuse
998
00:44:36,448 --> 00:44:39,000
to direct your attention
to your costars.
999
00:44:39,068 --> 00:44:41,137
You perform every line
to the back.
1000
00:44:41,206 --> 00:44:43,034
So funny.
1001
00:44:43,103 --> 00:44:44,896
I can't imagine anyone else
doing that role.
1002
00:44:44,965 --> 00:44:47,793
I also thought your exit
was divine.
1003
00:44:47,862 --> 00:44:49,862
I mean, I really felt
your fight,
1004
00:44:49,931 --> 00:44:51,724
and it delighted me
so, so very much.
1005
00:44:51,793 --> 00:44:54,448
And this look tonight, okay,
do you know how wrong it is
1006
00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:57,000
that a heavy knit
makes a beautiful ball gown?
1007
00:44:57,068 --> 00:44:59,689
It shouldn't work, but it does.
1008
00:44:59,758 --> 00:45:03,206
This is just so magical,
I wanna crawl up inside it,
1009
00:45:03,275 --> 00:45:05,448
and if there's room,
I'm available.
1010
00:45:05,517 --> 00:45:07,551
You did a killer job.
1011
00:45:07,620 --> 00:45:09,586
Thank you.
1012
00:45:09,655 --> 00:45:11,620
Up next, it's Shea Couleé.
1013
00:45:11,689 --> 00:45:13,482
- Hi!
- Oh, my gosh,
1014
00:45:13,551 --> 00:45:17,310
this outfit will go down
in Drag Racehistory
1015
00:45:17,379 --> 00:45:20,965
as something so special
and so innovative.
1016
00:45:21,034 --> 00:45:23,344
On so many levels, it's amazing.
1017
00:45:23,413 --> 00:45:24,482
The way you did your eyes,
1018
00:45:24,551 --> 00:45:27,620
the halo effect,
the balding of the head.
1019
00:45:27,689 --> 00:45:29,172
I'm gobsmacked.
I just...
1020
00:45:29,241 --> 00:45:33,275
There aren't enough words
for how phenomenal this is.
1021
00:45:33,344 --> 00:45:35,896
Your part in the movie would
freak me out as a performer,
1022
00:45:35,965 --> 00:45:39,034
because you can't do
the zany stuff,
1023
00:45:39,103 --> 00:45:42,103
you have to be the voice
of reason in this crazy world.
1024
00:45:42,172 --> 00:45:43,413
This is not a musical.
1025
00:45:43,482 --> 00:45:45,517
It wouldn't work
if you didn't nail it,
1026
00:45:45,586 --> 00:45:46,862
and you nailed it.
1027
00:45:46,931 --> 00:45:49,551
You are an actor,
you are an actress.
1028
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:51,000
You did just amazing.
1029
00:45:51,068 --> 00:45:52,700
I hope you're proud when
you watch the work that you did.
1030
00:45:52,724 --> 00:45:54,862
- I am. Thank you.
- Good. You should be.
1031
00:45:54,931 --> 00:45:56,827
- Thank you, Shea.
- Thank you.
1032
00:45:56,896 --> 00:45:59,413
Up next, it's Yvie Oddly.
1033
00:45:59,482 --> 00:46:02,344
Look at those knockers.
1034
00:46:02,413 --> 00:46:05,206
The way that
you play mischievousness
1035
00:46:05,275 --> 00:46:07,034
is just so delightful.
1036
00:46:07,103 --> 00:46:09,724
There's a thing that happens
in the eye, in the mouth,
1037
00:46:09,793 --> 00:46:12,482
and it was just so delicious.
1038
00:46:12,551 --> 00:46:15,206
And this is just amazing.
1039
00:46:15,275 --> 00:46:18,620
Your face looks
so beautiful tonight.
1040
00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:20,137
This is one of those looks
1041
00:46:20,206 --> 00:46:22,724
that I've been working on
for, like, four or five months.
1042
00:46:22,793 --> 00:46:25,103
Well, baby, it shows,
down to the boots.
1043
00:46:25,172 --> 00:46:27,551
I mean, the headpiece.
1044
00:46:27,620 --> 00:46:29,793
Yvie, this is what
I love about you.
1045
00:46:29,862 --> 00:46:32,206
It is next level Yvie Oddly.
1046
00:46:32,275 --> 00:46:34,620
Not a lot of people
could pull this off.
1047
00:46:34,689 --> 00:46:36,068
But when you
come out here in it,
1048
00:46:36,137 --> 00:46:38,413
it's, like, of course
that's what she's gonna do.
1049
00:46:38,482 --> 00:46:40,758
You are in an orbit
all your own.
1050
00:46:40,827 --> 00:46:42,310
Thank you for having us.
1051
00:46:43,931 --> 00:46:46,137
- Well, thank you so much.
- Thank you.
1052
00:46:46,206 --> 00:46:49,482
Straight from old Hollywood,
Jinkx Monsoon.
1053
00:46:49,551 --> 00:46:52,344
My goodness, ladykins.
1054
00:46:52,413 --> 00:46:55,103
You have this ability
in the first word or two,
1055
00:46:55,172 --> 00:46:58,965
with every single character,
to let us know who you are.
1056
00:46:59,034 --> 00:47:01,000
I'm Holly.
1057
00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:04,448
As soon as you opened
your mouth with that vocal fry,
1058
00:47:04,517 --> 00:47:07,758
I understood
exactly who you were.
1059
00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:10,206
And when you turned
from vocal fry to devil...
1060
00:47:10,275 --> 00:47:13,241
You shall not speak
1061
00:47:13,310 --> 00:47:15,586
of the bearded one that way!
1062
00:47:15,655 --> 00:47:17,827
Was that a character choice
that you made?
1063
00:47:17,896 --> 00:47:19,689
You're fucked up, you know that?
1064
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,482
- Thank you.
- This wasn't really a big role.
1065
00:47:27,551 --> 00:47:31,551
You added so much color and
flavor and texture to this role.
1066
00:47:31,620 --> 00:47:35,758
Tonight on the runway,
you told such a beautiful story.
1067
00:47:35,827 --> 00:47:38,379
From the moment you entered,
there was this kind of drama
1068
00:47:38,448 --> 00:47:40,448
and a total piece of theater.
1069
00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,275
I was absolutely enthralled.
1070
00:47:42,344 --> 00:47:45,827
You have no idea how much this
dress is sparkling on stage.
1071
00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:48,172
It is so gorgeous.
1072
00:47:48,241 --> 00:47:50,103
- Thank you, Jinkx.
- Thank you.
1073
00:47:50,172 --> 00:47:52,931
Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
1074
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:55,034
- Hey.
- Hey.
1075
00:47:55,103 --> 00:47:57,758
You were so fun to watch
in the acting challenge.
1076
00:47:57,827 --> 00:47:59,655
I like nogegg.
1077
00:47:59,724 --> 00:48:01,482
I mean eggnog.
1078
00:48:01,551 --> 00:48:04,482
You were game to get down
and get dumb.
1079
00:48:04,551 --> 00:48:07,206
It was just such a treat.
1080
00:48:07,275 --> 00:48:12,448
The dumb character always works
if the actress commits,
1081
00:48:12,517 --> 00:48:17,344
and you were just so committed,
and it was so funny.
1082
00:48:17,413 --> 00:48:20,793
This outfit is, like,
so twisted, Trinity.
1083
00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:22,931
Leopard-color hair?
Yes, please.
1084
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:24,448
Then you paired it
with lavender,
1085
00:48:24,517 --> 00:48:26,413
which is such
a gorgeous combination.
1086
00:48:26,482 --> 00:48:28,724
It doesn't make sense,
yet it does.
1087
00:48:28,793 --> 00:48:29,931
I love it, too.
1088
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
- It's really fabulous.
- Thank you.
1089
00:48:32,068 --> 00:48:35,344
Up next, Monét X Change.
1090
00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,379
All right, let's talk
about your cool teacher.
1091
00:48:37,448 --> 00:48:39,862
I loved this character.
1092
00:48:39,931 --> 00:48:42,620
Call me by my first name.
All my friends do.
1093
00:48:42,689 --> 00:48:44,310
Camel.
1094
00:48:45,344 --> 00:48:48,482
Every funny line
was just nailed.
1095
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,724
You didn't miss a single
opportunity for a laugh.
1096
00:48:51,793 --> 00:48:54,206
I love that
you treated some of them
1097
00:48:54,275 --> 00:48:56,724
like they were these
Shakespearean asides,
1098
00:48:56,793 --> 00:48:59,275
and I just thought
you did so fantastic,
1099
00:48:59,344 --> 00:49:00,931
and you should feel
really, really good
1100
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,862
about the performance
that you gave.
1101
00:49:02,931 --> 00:49:04,827
This is so Monét.
1102
00:49:04,896 --> 00:49:07,482
You came out
in a knitted, puffy parka
1103
00:49:07,551 --> 00:49:09,724
with a bow in your hair,
tight curls,
1104
00:49:09,793 --> 00:49:11,379
little poom-poom booty shorts.
1105
00:49:11,448 --> 00:49:12,689
This is adorable,
1106
00:49:12,758 --> 00:49:14,689
and something you would see
in Brooklyn,
1107
00:49:14,758 --> 00:49:16,517
even in the summer.
1108
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,034
I feel this look
is going to be copied
1109
00:49:20,103 --> 00:49:21,793
at the highest end,
at the lowest end.
1110
00:49:21,862 --> 00:49:24,862
I mean, it is just really wow.
1111
00:49:24,931 --> 00:49:26,586
- Well done.
- Thank you, Ru.
1112
00:49:26,655 --> 00:49:28,344
Up next, Jaida Essence Hall.
1113
00:49:28,413 --> 00:49:29,827
Ah-choo!
1114
00:49:31,413 --> 00:49:32,931
Did Jaida do that?
1115
00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:35,586
The mannerisms when you spoke
and you shoved your glasses up,
1116
00:49:35,655 --> 00:49:38,275
those little things that are the
quintessential nerd character
1117
00:49:38,344 --> 00:49:40,724
completely worked.
1118
00:49:40,793 --> 00:49:42,758
You're a really good listener,
1119
00:49:42,827 --> 00:49:44,620
because so much
of that character
1120
00:49:44,689 --> 00:49:48,034
is taking in and then
responding to the elements,
1121
00:49:48,103 --> 00:49:50,103
and it was just so fantastic.
1122
00:49:50,172 --> 00:49:51,655
You took it and you ran with it,
1123
00:49:51,724 --> 00:49:54,724
and you and Scrooge had
this little relationship going.
1124
00:49:54,793 --> 00:49:56,872
You played off of each other,
that worked really well.
1125
00:49:56,896 --> 00:49:58,586
It was just all
really well done.
1126
00:49:58,655 --> 00:50:00,206
I loved it.
1127
00:50:00,275 --> 00:50:02,965
Tonight on the runway, I mean,
your face is just stunning.
1128
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,655
I'd like to lick it.
May I?
1129
00:50:06,586 --> 00:50:07,793
You just look so divine.
1130
00:50:07,862 --> 00:50:09,758
The palette is just dreamy.
1131
00:50:09,827 --> 00:50:12,000
I'm thinking of lavender fields.
1132
00:50:12,068 --> 00:50:13,620
It's just so magical.
1133
00:50:13,689 --> 00:50:16,517
Any time you put some
Afro-puffs on either side,
1134
00:50:16,586 --> 00:50:18,344
it takes me there.
1135
00:50:18,413 --> 00:50:21,586
There was a TV show years ago
called The Big, Comfy Couch.
1136
00:50:21,655 --> 00:50:22,758
Aah!
1137
00:50:22,827 --> 00:50:25,172
That's what I was going for!
1138
00:50:25,241 --> 00:50:26,896
Yes, well,
you went fully for it.
1139
00:50:26,965 --> 00:50:28,655
I love it, because
you've updated it,
1140
00:50:28,724 --> 00:50:29,931
and you made it drag.
1141
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,034
- Really, really well done.
- Thank you.
1142
00:50:32,103 --> 00:50:33,655
Oh, my goodness.
1143
00:50:33,724 --> 00:50:37,689
Raja, this outfit is to die for.
1144
00:50:37,758 --> 00:50:40,551
This is what
a superstar wears on stage.
1145
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,862
So beautiful and so original.
1146
00:50:42,931 --> 00:50:44,551
You are beaming.
1147
00:50:44,620 --> 00:50:46,034
You are on fire.
1148
00:50:46,103 --> 00:50:48,000
I mean, it's transcendent.
1149
00:50:48,068 --> 00:50:49,206
Thank you.
1150
00:50:49,275 --> 00:50:50,344
Let's talk about Scrooge.
1151
00:50:50,413 --> 00:50:53,586
It was hilar-i-ous.
1152
00:50:53,655 --> 00:50:56,275
I was giving my boyfriend
a frosty.
1153
00:50:56,344 --> 00:50:59,965
Oh, come, all ye faithful.
1154
00:51:00,034 --> 00:51:01,620
You knew your camera.
1155
00:51:01,689 --> 00:51:03,551
I felt you playing
to the audience.
1156
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:05,493
You were playing to the guys
all the way in the back row,
1157
00:51:05,517 --> 00:51:07,689
and that was divine.
1158
00:51:07,758 --> 00:51:11,379
I loved all those moments
of you going eh, eh, eh, eh.
1159
00:51:11,448 --> 00:51:15,206
That is just so kind of
John Waters of you.
1160
00:51:15,275 --> 00:51:16,620
- Yeah.
- You took it there
1161
00:51:16,689 --> 00:51:20,275
to a drag level that
I personally get off on.
1162
00:51:21,758 --> 00:51:23,620
Thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
1163
00:51:23,689 --> 00:51:27,068
While you enjoy a House of Love
cocktail in the werkroom,
1164
00:51:27,137 --> 00:51:29,448
the judges and I
will deliberate.
1165
00:51:29,517 --> 00:51:31,034
You may leave the stage.
1166
00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,896
All right, now, just between
us squirrel friends,
1167
00:51:35,965 --> 00:51:38,068
whaddaya think?
Pros and cons.
1168
00:51:38,137 --> 00:51:40,448
We need to find a top two,
which is not gonna be easy.
1169
00:51:40,517 --> 00:51:42,896
You know, Trinity is so funny.
1170
00:51:42,965 --> 00:51:45,241
Every time I wanted to laugh
while watching this film,
1171
00:51:45,310 --> 00:51:47,251
I could just look to Trinity
to see what she was doing.
1172
00:51:47,275 --> 00:51:49,275
I will say she did the least
1173
00:51:49,344 --> 00:51:51,275
of all the sisters
with her character,
1174
00:51:51,344 --> 00:51:53,413
but it was still funny.
1175
00:51:53,482 --> 00:51:56,034
I get what you mean by saying
she may have done the least,
1176
00:51:56,103 --> 00:51:58,034
but I felt her least
was also kind of the most.
1177
00:51:58,103 --> 00:52:00,068
I mean, the way
she uses her face,
1178
00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:04,103
the way she uses her eyes,
I mean, she is, like, so in it.
1179
00:52:04,172 --> 00:52:05,941
And on the runway, can someone
just take me to Aspen
1180
00:52:05,965 --> 00:52:09,413
so I can just, like, wrap up
in that by the fire, please?
1181
00:52:09,482 --> 00:52:11,344
Do you want marshmallows
in your cocoa?
1182
00:52:11,413 --> 00:52:12,724
Duh. Hell, am I a human being?
1183
00:52:12,793 --> 00:52:14,655
It was so chic,
1184
00:52:14,724 --> 00:52:16,379
but also comfortable.
1185
00:52:16,448 --> 00:52:17,793
Like, I wanted to hug her
1186
00:52:17,862 --> 00:52:19,389
and then do a high fashion
photo shoot with her.
1187
00:52:19,413 --> 00:52:21,344
- Ooh.
- Oh, my goodness.
1188
00:52:21,413 --> 00:52:24,068
I could not take
my eyes off of Viv.
1189
00:52:24,137 --> 00:52:26,241
That was
a freaking master class.
1190
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,931
She had me from her first line,
1191
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:32,034
and I didn't want
to be let go of.
1192
00:52:32,103 --> 00:52:34,344
And when she was gone,
I kind of missed her.
1193
00:52:34,413 --> 00:52:35,689
She was every movie star
1194
00:52:35,758 --> 00:52:37,286
I've ever wanted to meet
in my entire life.
1195
00:52:37,310 --> 00:52:40,034
She was Joan Crawford,
Gloria Swanson, Faye Dunaway
1196
00:52:40,103 --> 00:52:44,172
all mixed into one
campy lead character.
1197
00:52:44,241 --> 00:52:46,586
And on the runway,
how do you make
1198
00:52:46,655 --> 00:52:51,586
the hugest carpet/rug/
whatever it is,
1199
00:52:51,655 --> 00:52:54,448
how do you make it look
like a couture gown?
1200
00:52:54,517 --> 00:52:55,596
I have a weighted blanket
at home,
1201
00:52:55,620 --> 00:52:57,000
and I might try to do the same.
1202
00:52:57,068 --> 00:52:58,689
Good luck.
1203
00:52:58,758 --> 00:53:02,137
I love that Jaida
is taking this time
1204
00:53:02,206 --> 00:53:04,586
to show us that she is more
than we even thought she was.
1205
00:53:04,655 --> 00:53:06,379
She leaned totally
1206
00:53:06,448 --> 00:53:09,172
into being that nerdy girl
who didn't believe,
1207
00:53:09,241 --> 00:53:11,137
and I thought it was just
a great juxtaposition.
1208
00:53:11,206 --> 00:53:14,379
She went full-throttle, and I
thought she did an adorable job.
1209
00:53:14,448 --> 00:53:15,724
- Jaida has range.
- Yeah.
1210
00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:19,103
And on the runway,
wow, I was for it.
1211
00:53:19,172 --> 00:53:21,551
Her face is ridiculous.
1212
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:23,010
I mean, really,
I was sort of, like,
1213
00:53:23,034 --> 00:53:27,206
drifting to lavender fields
as I was looking at her.
1214
00:53:27,275 --> 00:53:29,758
And Raja, "Scrooge
is short for Lisa."
1215
00:53:30,896 --> 00:53:32,448
Need I say more?
1216
00:53:32,517 --> 00:53:36,172
From the moment she landed at
that easel, she had us, right?
1217
00:53:36,241 --> 00:53:37,862
She's one of my favorites.
1218
00:53:37,931 --> 00:53:40,482
There wasn't a false note
in her performance.
1219
00:53:40,551 --> 00:53:42,793
What a curious choice
for a goth, right?
1220
00:53:42,862 --> 00:53:44,310
Like, there is a trope
1221
00:53:44,379 --> 00:53:48,137
that we might imagine that part
should be played like,
1222
00:53:48,206 --> 00:53:50,103
and she had this nuance
about her
1223
00:53:50,172 --> 00:53:52,310
that was just really special.
1224
00:53:52,379 --> 00:53:53,793
I couldn't stop watching her,
1225
00:53:53,862 --> 00:53:57,137
and that look tonight
on the runway, my goodness.
1226
00:53:57,206 --> 00:53:58,655
Come on.
1227
00:53:58,724 --> 00:54:03,103
That outfit belongs on stage
at Madison Square Garden.
1228
00:54:03,172 --> 00:54:04,275
That part.
1229
00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:08,034
Just gorgeous.
All right, silence.
1230
00:54:08,103 --> 00:54:09,551
I've made my decision.
1231
00:54:09,620 --> 00:54:13,241
Bring back my Legends.
1232
00:54:13,310 --> 00:54:14,931
Welcome back, ladies.
1233
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,758
Based on your Santa's School
for Girlsperformances...
1234
00:54:18,827 --> 00:54:21,862
Oh, based on your San...
Welcome back, ladies.
1235
00:54:23,689 --> 00:54:25,931
Let me change the battery.
Hold on.
1236
00:54:27,379 --> 00:54:28,620
Put her in rice.
1237
00:54:28,689 --> 00:54:30,034
Exactly.
1238
00:54:30,103 --> 00:54:32,172
All right, does anybody else
smell burnt toast?
1239
00:54:33,448 --> 00:54:35,310
Welcome back, ladies.
1240
00:54:35,379 --> 00:54:38,241
Now, based on your Santa's
School for Girlsperformances
1241
00:54:38,310 --> 00:54:42,655
and your knitted runway
presentations,
1242
00:54:42,724 --> 00:54:44,310
I've made some decisions.
1243
00:54:44,379 --> 00:54:47,275
The top two All Stars
of the week are...
1244
00:54:52,551 --> 00:54:53,758
The Vivienne
1245
00:54:53,827 --> 00:54:56,379
and Raja.
1246
00:54:56,448 --> 00:54:58,137
Oh, my God!
1247
00:54:58,206 --> 00:54:59,413
Yes, Raj!
1248
00:54:59,482 --> 00:55:01,000
- Cool!
- Get it, Raj!
1249
00:55:01,068 --> 00:55:03,620
Oh, my God!
1250
00:55:03,689 --> 00:55:04,896
Con-drag-ulations.
1251
00:55:04,965 --> 00:55:08,758
You've each earned
a legendary Legend Star.
1252
00:55:11,137 --> 00:55:15,551
And you're both one step closer
to the grand finale
1253
00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:19,586
Lip Sync Lalaparuza
Smackdown for the crown.
1254
00:55:19,655 --> 00:55:23,482
Ladies, the rest of you
may take a seat.
1255
00:55:25,241 --> 00:55:26,551
Fuck it up.
1256
00:55:26,620 --> 00:55:28,172
Whew.
1257
00:55:29,689 --> 00:55:31,931
Two Legends stand before me.
1258
00:55:33,413 --> 00:55:36,172
Viv, Raja,
1259
00:55:36,241 --> 00:55:38,000
this is your chance
to impress me,
1260
00:55:38,068 --> 00:55:40,413
win $10,000,
1261
00:55:40,482 --> 00:55:42,551
and earn the power
1262
00:55:42,620 --> 00:55:46,241
to block
one of your fellow queens
1263
00:55:46,310 --> 00:55:51,758
from receiving a legendary
Legend Star next week.
1264
00:55:54,586 --> 00:55:56,310
The time has come...
1265
00:55:56,379 --> 00:55:59,000
for you to lip sync...
1266
00:55:59,068 --> 00:56:05,310
for your legacy!
1267
00:56:05,379 --> 00:56:10,862
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
1268
00:56:30,551 --> 00:56:32,413
Oh, girl.
1269
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:42,137
- Raja is turning it.
- Yes.
1270
00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:23,827
- Oh!
- Oh!
1271
00:57:28,965 --> 00:57:30,551
Blow, Danny!
1272
00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:42,758
Blow, daddy!
1273
00:57:46,275 --> 00:57:48,000
Raja!
1274
00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:53,862
Ladies, I've made my decision.
1275
00:58:00,793 --> 00:58:03,206
Raja, con-drag-ulations.
You're a winner.
1276
00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:05,172
No way!
1277
00:58:06,724 --> 00:58:09,517
You've won a cash tip
of $10,000.
1278
00:58:09,586 --> 00:58:11,620
- Yes!
- Oh, my God.
1279
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,137
Congrats!
1280
00:58:13,206 --> 00:58:17,758
The Vivienne, you are free
to slay another day.
1281
00:58:17,827 --> 00:58:19,758
You may step
to the back of the stage.
1282
00:58:19,827 --> 00:58:21,965
Thank you.
Thank you, everyone.
1283
00:58:26,310 --> 00:58:30,275
Queens, please join Raja
on the main stage.
1284
00:58:35,172 --> 00:58:40,034
Raja, with great power
comes great responsibility.
1285
00:58:40,103 --> 00:58:42,586
Using the Platinum Plunger...
1286
00:58:45,862 --> 00:58:49,172
Show us which queen
you've chosen to block.
1287
00:58:49,241 --> 00:58:52,413
I'm just gonna let
the Plunger guide my way.
1288
00:58:52,482 --> 00:58:55,241
Oh!
1289
00:58:55,310 --> 00:58:58,896
I finally get the power
to block someone,
1290
00:58:58,965 --> 00:59:00,655
and I love it.
1291
00:59:00,724 --> 00:59:01,724
Hmm.
1292
00:59:01,793 --> 00:59:03,586
I love you.
1293
00:59:03,655 --> 00:59:05,103
How much do you love me, baby?
1294
00:59:05,172 --> 00:59:06,758
A lot.
1295
00:59:06,827 --> 00:59:08,034
Monét.
1296
00:59:10,758 --> 00:59:13,137
I earned it, I deserve it.
1297
00:59:13,206 --> 00:59:15,310
Somebody's
gonna get blocked tonight,
1298
00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:17,310
and it's gonna be
because I did it,
1299
00:59:17,379 --> 00:59:20,586
and I am ecstatic.
1300
00:59:20,655 --> 00:59:22,413
Am I... am I dead now?
1301
00:59:26,379 --> 00:59:28,482
Do you love me, baby?
1302
00:59:28,551 --> 00:59:31,655
Only you.
1303
00:59:31,724 --> 00:59:33,965
Hi.
1304
00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,413
Oh, damn.
1305
00:59:48,275 --> 00:59:49,827
Damn it!
1306
00:59:49,896 --> 00:59:54,517
Jaida Essence Hall, next week
you can compete and even win,
1307
00:59:54,586 --> 01:00:00,965
but Raja has blocked you from
earning a legendary Legend Star.
1308
01:00:01,034 --> 01:00:02,896
The sword cuts both ways.
1309
01:00:02,965 --> 01:00:04,172
Ooh!
1310
01:00:04,241 --> 01:00:06,827
Con-drag-ulations, All Stars.
1311
01:00:06,896 --> 01:00:09,275
And remember,
if you can't love yourself,
1312
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:10,700
how in the hell
you gonna love somebody else?
1313
01:00:10,724 --> 01:00:13,034
Can I get an "amen" up in hurr?
1314
01:00:13,103 --> 01:00:14,275
- Amen!
- Amen!
1315
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:16,827
All right.
Now let the music play.
1316
01:00:27,965 --> 01:00:29,413
Next time onAll Stars...
1317
01:00:31,482 --> 01:00:33,379
I thought we were best friends!
1318
01:00:33,448 --> 01:00:35,000
Sit your ass down,
sit your ass down.
1319
01:00:35,068 --> 01:00:36,586
For this week's maxi-challenge,
1320
01:00:36,655 --> 01:00:42,137
you need to create your own
social media dance challenge
1321
01:00:42,206 --> 01:00:45,620
that's so enter-tainting
it could go viral.
1322
01:00:49,241 --> 01:00:50,482
The fuck are you doing?
1323
01:00:50,551 --> 01:00:52,275
Remember the cinnamon challenge?
1324
01:00:52,344 --> 01:00:54,482
I hope you have a glass of milk.
1325
01:00:54,551 --> 01:00:56,448
It's gonna be a lot to swallow.
1326
01:00:56,517 --> 01:00:58,551
If you're in the top this week,
who do you block?
1327
01:00:58,620 --> 01:01:00,769
Well, I would be the next
to be blocked, wouldn't I be?
1328
01:01:00,793 --> 01:01:02,275
Because I've never been.
1329
01:01:02,344 --> 01:01:04,724
I wanna know what's going on
when you get that plunger,
1330
01:01:04,793 --> 01:01:06,827
because those bitches
know something.
1331
01:01:06,896 --> 01:01:09,827
Everything you did
was funnier than the next.
1332
01:01:09,896 --> 01:01:12,517
Tonight for you, tour de farce.
1333
01:01:40,196 --> 01:01:42,196
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