All language subtitles for Plancha English

Where are we going? To Barcelona?
Marrakesh? I know! To Ibiza!

Baby, it's a surprise.

We came up with a great idea
for your anniversary.

Pyongyang, North Korea.

I don't believe you.

This means that
�e you are still in touch.

Where's Ana?

I'm about to join.

WEATHER FOR FRIENDS

- It's here!
- Hello, Ana!

Hello everyone!

How do I skip the queue?

Thanks to the miles we have gathered.

For technical reasons
Flight H8395 to Paros was cancelled.

Damn it!

Paros! We're flying to Paros!

Paros? The flight was cancelled.

Even for business class?

-Ana.
-What?

And when is the next flight?

"Yves, be careful.
-Excuse me.

The only places available
I'm at 11.30...

It's only two hours of waiting.

... on Tuesday, August 14.

But today is August 2nd.

Wait a minute, we rented a villa
from August 2 to August 15.

We'll barely get there
And we'll have to go back.

Let's go for the luggage.

Yves, you can take off your mask now

At least the agency
will refund the advance payment to us.

All flights to the south
completely filled.

And now what?
Are we going to spend August in Lyon?

We won't find a plan B
last-minute.

I have a plan B.

"B" is for Brittany.

We'll go to Kerzellec.

We have plenty of space.
Isn't it, baby?

Yes.

-Obviously.
- There's our baggage.

- Can you help?
"Wait a minute.

No way.

My father died in Brittany.
And it rains all the time.

We'll go where the sun is.

You won't
Decide everything, baby.

Brittany me off.

Lately, everything has been you off.

You're not going to ruin my vacation.

But the holidays are sunny.

"Let them go to Brittany.
"It's Yves' 50th birthday.

But it's like a pain in the ass.
I don't like to feel trapped.

Then I'm all for it.

So? What do you say?

So I'm like, yes.

I've never been there. Let's go.

It's not up to you to decide.
Baby. Ask me first.

Sounds great.

Great. We're going to Kerzellec.

You'll see.
Brittany is awesome.

Let's get going.

How's the work?
New shareholders?

From the private sector. Super.

They paid a lot of money
And I'm my own boss.

Great. You are a star.

And with you, Baptiste?

Poorly.
They lay off old employees.

I'm lucky,
I don't look my age.

You should now say:

"Baptiste,
you don't look your age."

- That's what friends say.
- That's true. You don't look.

I know.

Only �e...
They have my birthday.

Knowledge.
I'm next on the list.

Damn.

Are you sure?

Too many characters.
Delmas, my boss...

he was supposed to send me a new structure
by the end of July.

It's mid-August
and I didn't get anything.

It's only August 2nd.

I know. But on August 2
It's August, not July.

Do you care?

We've already done it.

I told him to call Delmas.

No. The convict does not call
to your corner.

Did Louis XVI ask,
When will they cut off his head?

I think he sent a text message.

Is your father
is not buried in Redon?

-Is.
- Do you want to visit the grave?

No, thank you.
We didn't talk when we were alive,

So what are we talking about now?

Have they arrived yet?

They are fast.

Hello... in Kerzellec!

You're probably wondering,
why Kerzellec?

Kerzellec comes from the combination of
"ker" or home from Breton

and "zellec"...

And "zellec"!
Let's start exploring!

Please!

Amazing map.

On very old parchment.

Where are we?

Kerzellec is... here! Please!

A lot of rainy clothes here, huh?

It's depressing.
My father had the same one.

This is the coat of arms of Kerzellec.

A rat cutting grass?

Come on.
Ermine and fern.

Strength and honor.

And this is a family tree.
We, the Le Goff family,

We are the direct descendants of
Celtic warriors.

And I... I am here!

It's Grandma Soizic,
and this is Grandpa Pierrick.

Her husband and my great-grandfather.

Everyone says,
that we are alike.

He was a fisherman, a farmer
and builder. Pure Bretonian.

He was good...

into all the blocks.

- We understood the message.
- I thought not.

Yes, we'll have a laugh
how we unpack.

- Great.
- No stairs.

It's a wonderful spiral staircase
made of very old granite.

Antoine and Vero, attention to the heads,
you will occupy the "Berthier" apartment.

None, right?

Extremely high.

Yes, they knew their stuff.

You're probably wondering,
why "Berthier"?

Personally, I don't.
And you, Baptiste?

So in 1815
Marshal Berthier

crossed Brittany on his way to
to the island of Aix, where Napoleon was waiting.

He was supposed to stop for the night
here in the Kerzellec estate.

Exactly.

The Emperor was captured,
and Berthier didn't get here.

Still,
The apartment remained intact

and it was named after him.

Impressive.

It's an apartment where
Marshal Berthier never stayed overnight?

Exactly.

There are some other famous characters,
who haven't spent the night here?

Of course, a lot.

I like the glaze in the bathroom.

Me too�. I'm eating myself.

Come on, you have hidden abilities.

- And where do we drink?
- In the Blue Suite.

Let's go! Watch out for your heads!

Please.

Baptiste, you can put your suitcase down.

Ana, because you're here
for the first time...

Thanks, Laura.

You'll have the honor of staying overnight
in Grandma Soizic's bedroom.

Didn't she sleep here either?

Quite the opposite.

She slept here, gave birth,
and even died here.

She lay here in pain for weeks.

We didn't know what he was suffering from.
For dysentery or something.

She defecated... Absolutely.

Something horrible.

Yves, where is our room?

I'm coming.

You're going to sleep
on a piece of Kerzellec's history.

Thank you.

Which piece of history do you choose?

- That distant one.
- Obviously.

She asked.

Yes, that's right.

That's why it's called
"the room of a mad child."

Make yourself comfortable.

- Horrible story.
- Yes.

Has she forgotten that we don't have children?

I'm a little scared.

I hope he enjoys it.

Of course he'll like it.

It is original.

Very personal.

Look at this boat.
This, this...

A small sailboat.

8 km, 987 calories.

Baptiste
deserved a cold beer.

No, thank you.
I have to take care of my body.

Is it a tattoo?

- That's right.
- Do you have a tattoo?

- Yes.
- I like it. Did it hurt?

- No.
- What does it mean?

Nothing like that.
It's a Japanese haiku.

About life and stuff.
About the trees of the prison.

- How long did you have it?
- I don't remember.

Not too old?

- As if I heard my father.
- Do you drink though?

Age doesn't matter.
We live 35 years longer.

So I'm more like I'm 20 years old.

You don't look.

"Old" doesn't mean anything.
Young people...

Pronouncing "young people"
He sounded like an old guy.

Good these pretzels.

And you, Yves?
Have you never thought about getting a tattoo?

No.

Yves! It's great here.

And the best part is,
you don't have to do anything.

You arrive and unpack.

There is no except the opening of the shutters,
Photos of furniture covers

and drain the water from the radiators.

Sorry, Laure,
We've got you covered.

You should drop by more often.
It's only a seven-hour drive from Lyon.

It took us more than eight.

Because he won't benefit
from my tips.

- What tips?
- Which I sent you.

- I didn't get anything. And you, Laurent?
- I got it.

My phone was turned off.

- I sent them to the "Friends" group.
- Rather not.

Or maybe to another group?

- Bump in.
- What?

"Another group"?

- What, a group?
"Hi, darling. Running?

8 km, 987 calories.
What is this group?

And who is it? After all, everyone
We've arrived. That's the most important thing.

Yves, I forgot,
What a beautiful home you have.

"It's a mansion.
"Wait a minute.

You have a group without me.
I'll ask again.

- What kind of group is this?
- Boys! Can you help us?

- Obviously.
- With pleasure!

Laure, we need to bring the tables.

Yves, send them to the group
"Tennis without Baptiste".

Into the murder.

He went into obsession mode.
What is this group?

- Our tennis group.
- Don't you belong to her?

No, and that's the point.
Doubles with his participation is a massacre.

He's not a team player.
So we're playing without him.

That's not a problem, is it?

Great. Baptiste is paranoid.
And now you have added fuel to the fire.

"I don't know anything.
"Damn. Go.

Somehow I don't feel
example.

But I'm stupid.

Just set it on flat.

Is it standing well?

- What kind of group is this?
- He starts again.

In fact, it's a group for...

- Poker players.
- Exactly.

And since you don't like gambling...

Seriously?

Do you play poker?

Yves... Do you play poker?

"Look me in the eye." Do you play poker?
-Yes.

From time to time...
No buy-in, right?

Yes.

- No buy-in...
- Yes.

It's such a poker option.

Antoine
What is a flush straight?

- It's different...
I ask Antoine.

Be nice to him.
What is a "flush straight"?

It's a poker term for...

a coloured straight.

You don't know anything about poker.

If it were a poker group,
That would hang on to me.

But it's not about poker.
What kind of group is it?

I made carpaccio out of fish.

You have to try it, Baptiste.

- Mackerel, algae...
"I'm hanging in on it anyway.

Keep your secrets.
It's summer holidays, the topic is closed.

Wonderfully! You're making progress.
Grab your glasses.

TBB GROUP.
LAURENT: YES. ON MONDAY AT 7 P.M.

Wait, what are you doing with my phone?!

"TBB".

What is "TBB"?

"T-B-B". What are you doing
on Mondays at 7 p.m.?

Let's google it.

'Base salary
taxable'.

Is this your new horse?

You're making fun of the cost
employment of workers?

And that's what you meet for
every Monday. Yes?

- Antoine, say yes.
- Yes.

So, from the beginning...

We'll tell you, but you've got to promise

That you won't come back again
to this topic. Consent?

Consent. The word of a scout.

- Have you been in scouting?
- Yes.

Endorsement. It's a tennis group.

- And now it's time to eat something.
- Tennis? That's why I...

A word.

Take a look.

Only deliciousness.

Tennis group.

TBB.

Tennis without ballboys. No.
They are needed.

I'm here to sleep.

I have a hard day of sunbathing ahead of me.

T-B-B.

Tennis without backhands?

The "T" is definitely "Tennis".

Tennis group,
to which I do not belong.

"B"...

Tennis without breaks? No.

B, b, b...

Damn, Baptiste!

Yes, Baptiste!

Tennis without Baptiste.

And they're motherfuckers.

About �e�...

A slight change in the weather.

Not small, just mighty.

- Hi, how are you?
- Great. Look.

- To the murder. What is it?
- M�awka.

- Will it last a long time?
"Rain today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow.

It's not a rain icon.
just a storm.

It's because of the tide.

They can't warn
before the tides?

And what about our tanning?

Don't worry, in Brittany
There are a lot of things to do.

We don't want to do "things"
just sunbathe.

Sunbathe...

- Hi, Yves.
- Hi.

I've deciphered your code.

- I've run out of coffee.
"He worked on it all night.

"TBB". Tennis without Baptiste.

I promised.

I thought to myself, Baptiste,
Maybe we can play tennis at the club.

No tennis, mercy.

In the morning I saw a ferret
in the bushes in the garden.

Before breakfast?

- I'm listening?
- Are you eating yet?

No.

Even a toast, an apple,
or something else?

"No, I was in my room.
"Damn.

Before breakfast
It's a bad omen. "Kermelon".

Ferret before breakfast
Is this a bad omen?

Definitely.
For the elderly here.

I'll show you.

"Kermelon and Kermec".

Averting Evil
After meeting the ferret...

Please.

Shout
"Kerel Kerel" or "Kerel Gatel."

"Do you...?"
- How was I supposed to know.

Obviously.

"They're just old legends.
- The monks didn't write this for no reason.

You're sure
That it wasn't a gerbil?

The gerbil is "Kermec".
Eternal happiness.

-I do not know.
- Had a white belly?

- Yes, he was white.
-Damn. It's a ferret.

Damn.

Damn.

Wait. You can make a sacrifice
under the cross. Go�na.

- In what form?
- I think it's a kelp. Or fucus.

- Some algae.
- Be more precise.

Kermelon...

"Crows on crosses.
Wait for them to fly away."

But it was a ferret.

"Dog bite
before Lent." That's not it.

"Easter and the Threat of Pentecost".
346

We are safe. It's August.

Ferrets... I!

"Bush and ferrets".

- But in Breton.
- You don't know Breto�an?

Too bad, it would be useful.

Antoine, the staircase!
The flow won't wait!

Too bad last summer
It was sunny.

And that's bad luck
Because we are here today.

- Murder!
- What?

It began.
They took away my parking space.

After all, you're going to work
on a bike.

But it's a sign.

They start with a parking space.

Cursed ferret.

Ferret?

The bad omen comes true.

He didn't hesitate.

Alloy!

We've arrived.

You must know,

that small can be found
on the border between water and dry sand.

But this sand is wet.
I have worn out espadrilles.

I advised you to put on rubber boots.

Remark.

Small leaves two holes
on the surface to be able to breathe.

Please!

Palourde vulgarum.
The best.

- The plate should be cleaned every year!
- I totally agree with you.

- Not in the oven?
- No, on the record.

Better in the oven.

It's not your business,
And I can decide

how I want to prepare the dish.

- Are you missing anything?
-Olive oil.

- Then I go shopping.
"Honey, don't forget the sauce.

Speaking of sauce...

"Didn't I tell you?"
- No.

One day
we drove with Baptiste on the highway.

Sunset with Marvin Gay.
I turned on the seat heater.

It burns your ass
but you turn it on anyway.

And suddenly...

The car announces that the fuel
It will end in 10 kilometers.

20... kilometers.

Never mind. And suddenly, in front of us
A divine image appears.

Total Station.

BP.

- Not Total, but BP.
- Is it important?

Tell the truth.

Do you have a problem?

Tell it yourself.

Please, we listen.

Well.

We stopped at the BP station.

They didn't have unleaded,
So we drove off.

After 22 kilometers
We ran out of fuel.

We were on a hill,

So we rolled down
to the next station.

This one was unleaded.

Unleaded 95.

Agip Station.

- That's all.
- Great job.

Correct names and distances.
Perfectly.

Great story.
Did Netflix buy it?

Baptiste recently
It's like a pain in the ass.

Antoine isn't any better.

What is his problem?

It's not easy for him.
You're successful, you're a star.

- I feel threatened.
- Don't joke.

Many would like to be
in his place.

It has an idyllic life.
I'm the one who organizes everything...

Exactly. You decide everything.
You castrate him.

Mercy...

It's like any other.

He wants to feel needed.
Stand on a pedestal.

- Then he will stop bothering you.
- And that's what I need.

Sun, I admit - he was right.
It tastes better from the plate.

Great idea!
Ice cubes for pink wine.

He emptied these trays perfectly.

Look at me?
You've been having very blue eyes lately.

Unbelievably blue.

- Didn't you notice it before?
- I've noticed, nevertheless...

Amazing.

Damn, again.

Come on
You won't dissolve.

It's just two or three drops.

Aren't you scared?

- It's August 3rd.
- That's right.

Tomorrow he turns 50 years old.
Half a century.

- Coffee or herbal tea?
- Tea.

We have verbena, hibiscus,
"Feminine delight",

for the urinary tract...

"This one was for your mom."
- Ration.

I'll have mulled wine, please.

That's true. In this weather
we just eat and drink

like during the lockdown.

The only thing missing is the zoom platform.

It was good.

Why are you laughing?

Because what you said
It was very funny.

Is it by any chance
Don't you want to flatter me?

Not at all.
I'm not flattering you at all

it just made me laugh.

What's the plan for the afternoon?

You won't complain about boredom.

So...

Frying sardines in Pouldo.

In the town hall of Yvon Pouliquen

workshops in making traditional
Breto�a flutes - pomorts.

Of course, there is also
Museum of Breto�an Hairstyles.

Just 10 minutes away.

But we won't see everything.

We have to choose.

-Or... walking tour.
- No, no. no trips.

I agree. Rain after rain
It's not on my nerves.

This may turn out to be
very inspiring.

We don't want inspiration
We want the sun.

I know.

You're really going to like it.

EVENING FOG IN PLOGLOFF

Fun, huh?

Yes, good fun.

- I have a cloud.
"Great, Laurent.

- But a dab. Aren't you cold?
- Put on a sweater.

I can't. It's summer,
So I took summer clothes.

Summer clothes in summer
It's not a very sensible choice.

I'm about to find something.

I'm great at puzzles.

- You have to start with the edges.
- Please.

Now you'll be warm.

My little one.

My goddaughter is so sweet.

"How are you doing?"
- Well. Look.

- Slowly, one puzzle at a time.
- Fun?

I said, "one puzzle each."

- An official puzzle sweater?
-Exactly.

You look good in it.

How are you?

He goes fishing. Is that you?

Yes, that's me.

Jean-Mich will arrive tomorrow for dinner.

Great.
We haven't seen it in ages.

Replace me. Have fun up to your armpits.

No, Antoine!

Not from the world!
Because what a sailor is going to die!

- Didn't you know?
- Exactly.

Antoine, could you smoke outside?

It's raining outside.
My cigarette goes out.

-I know! Cocktails! What?
"It's only 4 p.m., baby.

16? This holiday
they will never end.

Still no mail.

He plays with me.

The house is great.

"I hope they will accept the offer.
- What kind of offer?

Didn't I tell you?
I made them an offer.

Are you serious?
For a house I haven't seen?

I had to, it's half free.
And our apartment is too small.

We will be happy there.
He wanted to have a garden.

That's not the case.

I'm also concerned about it
And it's probably expensive, huh?

Don't worry. I'm sick of money.

It's not a problem for you, but it's
the two of us, so don't decide for yourself.

You are never satisfied.

If you want a garden, you will have it.
Get off me.

I've had enough of you.

"Are you sick of me?"
"Yes, I've had enough of you.

- Shut up.
- Endorsement.

I ate too much.

Yves' perch was delicious.

It was overcooked.
The perch should be undercooked.

Oh yes, I forgot.

You can't sleep
on that horrible mattress.

The bedding is damp.
An ideal substrate for mushrooms.

Do you at least once a day
Could you be positive?

Obviously. The bed linen is wet,
and the mattress collapses.

It's fantastic!

You can't be happy all the time.

I'm not a smiley.

That's why sometimes...

Not "sometimes", but
This has been happening non-stop for a year.

You have to go to someone with this.

Since your father died...

Don't start again.
Don't mix my father into it.

I'm not interested.

He is dead and buried.

He's doing well and so am I."
I'm doing great.

It shows.

Wait, turn to the side.

A little faster...

Stop commanding me.

These are not orders. just hints.

- I'm leading you.
- I know the way, I don't need arrows.

I don't want to command, but could he
To push to the rhythm of this owl?

What now?

Why don't you try it to the rhythm of a dog?

They don't have the balls to tell me
I'm being fired.

- Not to mention Delmas.
- About whom?

"My boss."
- Clear.

Oh shit...

What are you doing?

What happened?

Crows on the cross.

That's a bad omen, Kermelon.

Well, yes.

We have to wait for them to fly away.

Wait at home for breakfast.

This will take a few minutes.

Do they have natural enemies?

Certainly, I think so.

Falcons, sparrowhawks.

- Can you imitate him?
- Whom?

- Sparrowhawk.
- No.

- Falcon?
- No.

None of you are of use.

It was a bit too much...

- What was that?
- Falcon.

A rather sick seagull.

Let's go, Baptiste.

Kermelon ferrets cost me
parking space.

Get out! Come on!

Get out of here, you broken man!

- It wasn't up to you!
- Yes, good morning!

They didn't even flinch.

Even the baguette is moist.

- Something beautiful.
"What?"

- Look.
- Charming...

My first meal was made of bread.

The boys went
fresh bread.

"Is that you?"
- Show me ...

That's right!

Tall ore.

I was in her tent.

Her future colleague
And they started to five.

I didn't have to make an effort.

They've completely lost control,

what we have been through
A great threesome.

Really?
Baptiste and I never did that.

Seriously?

What didn't we do?

- We haven't been to Euro Disney.
- Were.

What did you talk about?

With girls about sex.
Don't need to check your email?

With girls?

So what is he doing here?

I've got a feminine side
which you will not understand.

Check the weather.

- What did you talk about?
- I forgot.

What happened?

I was hooked by a wasp.
In the egg.

Who wears shorts in this weather?

It's a tender place.

The only wasp in Brittany
And she just attacked me.

Walk. I'll rinse them out
in cold water.

Left only.

- Jean-Michel!
- I'm going to get a lot of years!

You look great! Welcome.

Meet Valentin� and Pablo.

Are you the big boy?

Similar, but it has more...
At his age, I had a lot of hair.

Antoine, I'm sorry I wasn't
at your father's funeral.

No problem.

You know, I didn't know my father

But when my mom passed away,
It was hard for me. Was it so?

Suddenly, you realize
You are next on the list.

Thanks for the reminder.

You are young,
But I'm starting to get scared.

Jean-Mich!

Welcome to Kerzellec!

I'm glad you're here!
Welcome!

You must know,
Kerzellec comes from the word "ker",

What's in Breto�
It means home, and "zellec".

Translator, that's very interesting.

I've got to start cooking.
You will be delighted!

I'm not going to say anything.

It's on the appetizer table.

Baptiste, are you okay?

Valentina...

But a spoke.

- Haven't you seen her picture?
- I've seen it, but...

- In the photo, she seemed... Rigid.
- Don't get excited.

"She's Jean-Michel's girlfriend.
- Yes, of course.

However...

- Is it better?
- Swelling of the deceased.

Too bad.

Valentina has a cousin whose
The same misfortune befell him.

An infection set in. It started to swell
and swell... a� died.

Thanks, Jean-Mich.

I also have one from Brazil.

- Did she say "la-muerte"? Death?
- Not at all!

"La-muerte" means... seagull.

Yes. Is it a seagull symbol?

-Yes!
- Are you kidding?

No. But I should take it off.

Well.

When was the last time you were in France?

Five years ago.

I went to Costa Rica right after
how Baptiste and Olivia divorced.

I'm sorry if they come back
bad memories.

It's cool, as you can see.

How are you, Nat?

I started taking a course in sculpture.
I'm delighted.

So you're still not working.

And you, Ana, work with Baptiste?

Yes, we have worked
in the same place and I fell in love.

"At Baptiste?"
- Yes, in Baptiste.

Then I quit my job
And I got pregnant.

"With Baptiste?"
- Yes, with Baptiste.

Hot appetizers.

And you, Jean-Mich,
how did he end up in Costa Rica?

It was Midas' away party.

What is it?

Competitions organized by Midas.

My team won the top prize.

Jeep travel
by the jungle of Costa Rica.

My companions and I were riding
by jungl� Cerro Blanco.

And suddenly, listen, we've lost
Crowd. Like in James Bond.

It's not over yet.

Second surprise - in Costa Rica
you can't fix the muffler.

"You won't guess what I did.
- Opened a repair shop.

- That's right.
- A real businessman.

I'm no match for you.

With the support of Midas
I opened a workshop in Cahuita.

"Midas Cahuita".

- He says that the house is like a house...
- Game of Thrones?

- Yes.
- From Game of Thrones.

Is it the same name in French?

I like it here.
It's not as hot as in Costa Rica.

Do you also speak English?

He also speaks English.

If you like rain,
That's a good thing.

If I said it,
I would have been stoned to death.

But I'm sick.

"Mom, play with me."
"I'm coming, baby.

It's time to play!

He loves football.

- You're not bad.
-Thanks. Will you join us?

No, I still feel... Burning.

After all, I told you.
Do you want me to smear on you?

No thanks, Laure.

- Very accommodating.
- The oysters were wonderful.

They remind me of the first
our date with Laurent.

We've eaten a ton of them,
and then we got sick.

- I have tacos.
- Got sick?

No. They remind me
first meeting with Valentina.

- How did it come about?
- Pure coincidence.

The tacos shop was located
opposite Midas.

My future wife worked there,
which I didn't know about.

Just like in a fairy tale.
Then I spoke to her.

What did he say to her?

I told her... "Ma'am...

I'll ask for a chicken taco,
cheese enchilada and Cola Zero."

You've got a talk.
What did she say?

paying 15 pesos.

I gave her 20, she gave me five

and then we got married
and we spent Pablo.

A wonderful summary.

I'm enjoying your happiness.

Valentina is a sweet girl.

And on top of that, they are beautiful.

At first I thought,
He's with me for the money.

Do you remember
How did I send you a picture of her?

She wrote: "She's a whore.
She's only after your money."

- I just mentioned...
- It's not worth translating.

We've left you lemon oysters.

In fact, it's her parents who have
chain of stores. She's richer than I am.

A bit like Ana and Baptiste.

Nathalie, I owe you money
for a gift for Yves.

This time I thought I'd make
a real surprise to him...

Just like he did to us.

It's time for the big show! Risotto!

Not langoustines?

It's a risotto with langoustines.

Here they call them
"The Ladies of Loctuda."

And since you're
so much interested,

Loctudy is the most important port
in France, fishing langoustines.

- What madness!
- They are unique.

Speaking of something special,
I forgot to mention to you

that on Sunday you will witness
something incredible.

The sun will come out.

No...

- Annual Fest-Noz.
"It's fantastic.

Don't like them?

On the contrary, I love langoustines,

But this is a waste.

This one would be beautiful,
if it were boiled in water,

with a little mayonnaise.

One bite at a time
The ocean would explode in your mouth.

It's a shame to waste them for risotto.

- You are never satisfied.
"I didn't say that.

It is very tasty.

I just said it was a pity.

It's not every day that you eat langoustines.

It was a wasted opportunity.
Life is not eternal.

What are we left with? Ten Holidays
A healthy Christmas?

Ten holidays by the sea?

Ten fondue after skiing?

"I didn't mean to bring you down...
- You made it.

Such is life.
You have to be aware.

The battery is running low.

Mine is maybe 15 percent left.
in gusts.

It's time for a nap.

"Winter is coming."

Really?

Are you feeling well?
You look a little...

Very good.

Just like the weather.

Look! Game cabinet.

No, this is a weather station.

In the south, we don't have them.

Please. I was right.

"Wait for the crows to fly away from the cross.
The Great Kermelon."

Wasp... That's why she stabbed me.

That's for sure.

- The boulder is ready.
- We are making progress.

We'll finish in two days.

I've had enough. I am bored.

What a pity.

-Laure? The coffee is over!
- Who is it from?

I found the game. "Cluedo", "Monopoly",
"Trivial Pursuit", "Risk".

- "Trivial"!
- Why not "Monopoly" or "Risk"?

I propose
"Deadly Trivial Pursuit".

And what is it about?

You don't know the answer - you're drinking.

The less you know, the more you drink.
The more you drink, the less you know.

It's totally crazy.
I like it.

- I hate "trivial".
- Don't overdo it.

Yves? Where can we play?

On the bridge table!
Just clean it up!

Endorsement!

"Didn't I say it was a wasp?"
- Gentian liqueur!

My father is pi�.

You'll see, it's terrible.

How was I supposed to know.

It is indeed terrible.
That was what I needed.

Where's mine
"Evening fog in Plogloff"?

- What evening fog?
- Jigsaw puzzle.

Don't worry, they're in the box.

I worked on them for two days!
The bridge table is there!

Oh yes...

Sorry, I was wrong.
I don't play bridge.

See, the two are still together.
This will save you some time.

- Pink.
- Pink for Antoine.

Easy. Which English
The group sang

"I Can't Get No Satisfaction"?

- "La Compagnie Creole".
-Le! The Rolling Stones! Check!

He loses to drink.

We all drink too much.

In the evening I'll give
non-alcoholic cocktails.

A cocktail without alcohol is not a cocktail.

Last year I answered
behind the bar during the school bazaar

And my parents started fighting.

Now they are given only
non-alcoholic cocktails.

I learned how to make them.

You'll see

They taste identical to the real thing.

"Isn't it, darling?"
- That's right.

Jean-Mich, it's your turn.

Blue, geography.

Good luck.

The capital of Turingia with code.
Now it's my turn.

- Erfurt 99084.
- How did I know?

This is where the European Platform is located
Midas. Earlier in Kiel...

Simply. Once again.

Green.

In Japan - what is "chinquensin"?

- Shinkansen.
- You know?

Japanese TGV. I've read about him
in the weekly Air France.

Bravo, Jean-Mich!

- Why are you drinking again?
- Because I like it.

You have your father's tastes.

Throw.

Orange.

The main ingredient of Senegalese
mafe sauce. He doesn't know.

Peanuts.

- No. Peanuts.
- It's the same!

Bravo, Jean-Michel!

Peanuts are peanuts,
And these are peanuts!

You're supposed to drink it and that's it!

Not bad, huh?

It tastes like domestos.

- How do you know?
- Because I tried.

- Eh what?
- I was bored.

"Now Laurent.
- Brown.

What a lucky one.

Jean Valjean, Cosette and Gavroche
Are they the protagonists of what novel?

- It's simple.
- I also want an easy question.

- Everyone knows that.
- Jean Valjean...

"What am I going to tell you..."

- Who was it?
- Jean Gabin.

Rather: "What am I going to tell you...".

Yes, now I know.

"She's better than you."
- It's high school reading.

Maybe he didn't finish high school.
Finished?

- You've got a "junkie" mine.
- Hints.

Cheers, Cosette.

We have ginger, but the secret is
in juniper fruits.

Cocktail glasses are in the living room.

It doesn't get any more depressing than that
from a cocktail without alcohol.

We can cheer him up.

Idiot.

Tell me when.

-When.
-Certainly?

-All the best!
- For everyone!

- For us!
- For the sun!

Exactly.

I'm proud.

My Gin Fizz has a kick.

Delicious, Laure.

Drink to your heart's content.

- I'd be fooled.
- It is impossible that there is no alcohol here.

It is thanks to the juniper tree
and a dash of ginger.

Cool music. What is it?

- Jean-Mich plays guitar.
"Really?"

- He's doing great.
- Yes, great.

And that's great.

Do you have a problem with Jean-Mich?

I don't have a problem with Jean-Mich.

"But he's moved up in the standings.
- What classification?

Classification.
It exists in every group of friends.

Hierarchy based
on appearance, success, talent.

It's obvious. In each team
There is one leader, the alpha male.

I was in a good place,
and Jean-Mich was behind me.

It's just that he's blowing to Costa Rica,
and five years later...

Weighs 10 kg less, speaks Spanish,
is the best in games,

He plays the guitar very well
And he's got a barrel for his wife!

You're beautiful, baby
It's indisputable.

But it all me off!

"That's great, don't you?"
"Sure, but for him.

But where are they now?
in this classification?

I'm telling you, he's ahead of me.

I've got my nose in his ass.

What are you talking about?
There is no classification.

Obviously.

You are the leader of the pack.

The highest degree. Handsome
confident, funny - the full package.

- Even if you're like an ulcer now.
- And it's a big one.

Your stock is falling.
Be careful.

Ana can catch up with you.

pretty, always happy,
and hit a six.

Thank you, Laurent.
Have you heard? Super rating.

And what do you think of me?

We know you.

What does "you know" mean?

We just know you.

More precisely. What grade do I have?

Correct.
Thanks to the blue eyes.

But you're paranoid
and you knock the ball out of the court.

What? Am I kicking her off the court?

Why Antoine
created the group "Tennis Without Baptiste"?

But you lose points in appearance.

Tattoo, youth sweatshirt
with marijuana print.

I like it
Your Canadian flag.

Thanks a lot, Laurent.

He asked, I answered.

- No positives.
-Are. He has always been successful.

Although� with Ana's successes...

Excuse me.

I don't have a problem
with the successes of my wife.

Men are frustrated by women's successes.

Wait a minute...

You can't accuse me of
I'm not a feminist.

I agree with everything.

When it comes to molestation, abortion,
and even women's right to vote.

I'll be honest with you.

It doesn't bother me
Ana earns money.

Thank you, baby.

Actually, you're not
for gender equality.

That's right, I'm here.

She doesn't!
He earns more than me!

Girls,
you ever wanted to sleep with a woman?

A perfect example of
a sudden change of topic.

You did it great.

- Are you feeling well?
- Yes, thanks.

It must be the ginger, right Baptiste?

- Just don't overdo it.
- Right, be careful with ginger.

You can get an erection.

An erection is an erection.

Then the guy stops.

A very educational evening.

Sunny? Maybe you want to lie down?

With pleasure.

But with you.

I'll play the maid no problem,

but this maid
wants to be fucked .

- I'm sorry.
- Laure must have messed herself up.

Not yet,
but I really want it.

Here...

- Is there alcohol here?
- I don't know anything about it.

What do you say, Baptiste?

Could someone have put a bottle of gin
or vodka in Laure's cocktail?

Just don't say that...

Calm down.
We poured some gin...

- You poured it.
- That would be funny.

Not at all!

That was irresponsible!
Look at her.

Time for Kouign-Amann!

12,042
If only for him it would be worth going to Brittany.

It's a pity there are no kids.

Can you help me? Three, two, one...

Please, Yves.
We all contributed.

- I hope you like it.
- Collective gift.

Thank you very much.

This is... This is...

- Great.
- What is it?

Something blue.

- It's upside down.
- Does it have a mountain?

- Hand.
- I see now.

I'm sorry.

That's...

Really.

- That's... That's it?
- Enamelled terracotta.

- Exactly.
- It's called "Genesis".

- The first in the series.
- Are there any others?

Yes! You do not remember?

When you were in my studio,
you fell in love with it.

Yes, of course.

I remember now.

Thank you for Genesis.
I didn't have anything like that.

It's a collective gift,
thank everyone.

Everyone volunteered.

I even gave them a big discount.

What can I say?
Thank you all very much.

This is an egg...

Did they give you an egg?
What is it for?

It's a group gift.

Nathalie, I think you forgot
the egg cup.

I promise you he likes it,
everyone else likes it too.

Stop, I'm not stupid.
Don't like it? Their business.

- You're wrong.
- Stop.

Have you seen the gift?

Yves? Did you choose this sculpture yourself?

She showed it to me
when I was in her studio.

I wanted to be polite.
I said I liked it.

What was I supposed to say?

Don't think
that I'm not satisfied.

Really?
Nathalie sells stuff like this?

In life. They are worth nothing.
She is an amateur.

We all forked out the money,
and it's 1500 ahead.

Smart.

Listen, Ana.

For your birthday

I will take 200 euros from each of you
and paint something beautiful for you.

Thank you.

Good job, Antoine.

I spoke quietly,
she didn't hear anything.

She probably heard it.

Nathalie, honey!

It's destroyed.

- How did you know?
- I decided to solve the problem.

Yves, I'll give you a gift card,
you choose your gift.

- I liked this thing.
- This "thing"...

My "thing".
Let's not talk about this anymore.

Too bad, I liked the color.

You're sweet, Jean-Mich.

I think it's great,
that you carve.

You must be bored without work.

- So what if no one buys it...
- Thank you, Jean-Mich. Enough.

Nathalie, we're sorry.

Let's open some champagne
and forget about it, shall we?

59,833
And I have a surprise gift for you.

What is it?

DNA test
to find out your ancestors.

You order online,
and they send you the results.

I stole spoons from your party.

You sneaky bastard.

First test: Laure Le Goff.

European,
primary origin Occitania,

and secondary origin Flanders.

- That's right!
- This is crazy.

Mom comes from Provence,
and dad has Belgian ancestors.

It works.

Your turn, Yves.

European,
or more precisely...

Breton. Or rather, a Celt.

No.
are of Portuguese origin.

- Mostly.
- This is nonsense.

Which team
will you support now?

If anyone wants to know,

how to prepare salty cod,
definitely him.

That's why the tiles in the bathroom
are so nice.

Since you're Portuguese,
could you...

You're cute.

Because I'm not trying.

That's not all.
There is still...

It's just an invoice... For me.

Nothing important.

Maybe it's good to be Portuguese?

I have nothing against Lusitania,
but I know my family tree

and everyone my ancestors
were Breton.

Except for one uncle from Normandy.

These tests are like
gadgets. They are not very reliable.

It's obvious.

Sorry, but the Le Goff
family is made of the same cloth.

I am the doppelg�nger
of my great-grandfather. I'll show you.

The champagne has run out.

I'll bring more.

Just don't drink it.

Please.

- I love old photos.
- Take a look.

Grandpa Pierrick.

Look.

It's all me, right?

- Not at all.
- It's me.

- Not at all.
- Baptiste? Look.

- Grandpa Pierrick.
- Not really.

Take a look.

Probably not.

Lord...

- It's not obvious.
- Not at all.

More photos.

Take a look.

It's him!

He's similar.

Wait... I'll check.

It's Yves!

- No, look.
- Yes!

- Yes! Mirror reflection.
- No way.

- He's here with the wheelbarrow.
- Wait...

I don't have a mustache or a wheelbarrow,
or any clothes like that.

You're not black and white either,
but this is your lookalike.

Maybe the face is a bit similar, but...

Show.

Who is he anyway?

Apparently he's a gardener.
Look here.

He is standing next to Grandma Soizic.

Indeed...

They're standing next to each other in this one too.

Yves, your Portuguese roots
have been confirmed.

This gardener is your ancestor.
Ernesto Da Silva.

Grandma Soizic and the gardener?
It's impossible.

This doesn't make sense.

Let's not tell the children.
Okay, honey?

You're right, we won't tell.

Those DNA tests
were a great idea.

Yves was traumatized.
He will never forget his 50th birthday.

His children's test results.
I ordered a family package.

Yves is Portuguese, right?

They don't have
drop of Portuguese blood in them.

Damn...

- They're not his kids?
- No.

No Portuguese roots.

Some Occitan ones,
and the rest are Scandinavian.

- Does Yves know?
- No.

Should we show him this?

Where from. Are you crazy?

Hello!

What can't we show Yves?

No way, he'll make a blunder.

If we know,
there is no reason to...

He won't keep a secret.

Is it? Can't I keep a secret?

During my farewell party

I didn't say a word 0
Laurent blew up you car.

You don't have to thank me.

So this is your doing, motherfucker.
And I'm the paranoid one?

- It was a scratch.
- The entire front was crushed!

- How much did the repair cost?
- Who paid?

I don't remember.

- Full inspection?
- Who cares? It's been over.

- You're a real jerk, you know that?
- I think we have more important topics.

What can't we say?

- I can't tell you.
- Antoine.

We're friends, Antoine.

Yves is not the father of his children.

You didn't need to tell me that.
Why did you tell me?

- Please.
- I won't look him in the eye.

Stop. Keep it to yourself.

Pretend as if nothing happened.

I can't.
Because if I look into his eyes,

he will know that I know
that the children are not his.

- He'll read it in my eyes.
- No!

- It won't read anything. Nothing!
- Hello.

Hello.

It didn't take long.

- Why did she do it?
- I don't know.

- Why did she do it?
- Laure must have had reasons.

I don't know, but...

Me and Laurent couldn't
have children,

but we dealt with
situation together.

Eleanor and Guillaume
were both born in April.

Which means they were conceived
the same month.

- April, May, June, July...
- Jean-Mich?

Nine months, but backwards.

They were born in April,
so they were conceived in July.

Two months after June.

Look out, Laure's coming...

- Are you okay?
- What a night. I have a migraine.

Next time
'll add less ginger.

Did you hear, Baptiste?
Less ginger.

Good morning everyone!

Fresh croissants.

Baptiste, those crows
were still sitting on the cross.

I drove on and look,
nothing happened to me.

- Antoine? Have you noticed the sun?
- Great.

- Has the tide receded?
- Exactly.

Jean-Mich,
did you sleep well in Kerzellec?

Great. Absolutely.

Can you get me some coffee?

Thank you. Empty.

Jean-Mich?

Be natural.
Smile.

Are you hiding?

We've stepped into shit.
And it's so specific.

You got us into it.

"I have a great idea.
I'll buy DNA tests."

You could have asked.

And you asked
to put gin in the cocktail?

No, but it was funny.

Thanks to you, everyone knows
that Yves' children are not his.

Except Yves.

Veronique already gave me a lecture.
You don't have to anymore.

- So we can't take it from you?
- Exactly.

Keep quiet.

Do you still live in Fourviere?

Just a moment.

We're moving to a house by the river.
With garden.

- You must be satisfied.
- And how.

It's a house I've never seen.
She decided for herself.

I don't know what size it is,
or where it is located.

Great.

Here come the souffl�s!

They suck...

- What "sucks"?
- Souffl�s!

- They fell!
- What happened, honey?

I'm tired. I'm going to lie down.

Leave everything,
I'll clean it up later.

Honey?

What's going on?

I know. It's about
whole thing with grandpa and tests.

But it doesn't change anything.

I feel Breton,
I was born here, this is my home.

Don't worry about me.

My little Breton.

It's crazy that Yves
never found out.

That's right.

Here's what I think.
We have a cat in Cahuita.

She gave birth to a baby. Six kittens.

Father unknown.

But they are happy,
takes great care of them.

- This won't help us at all.
- That's true.

Do you know what we'll do?
It's very simple. We'll forget about it.

About your stupid idea.

I'm sorry,
but Nathalie and I can't.

He makes us anxious.

You know what? We need
neutralizer from Men in Black.

The one who erases memories.

I know it doesn't exist,
but it would solve our problems.

I can't accept that
Laure made her own decision.

These children are the most important to Yves
.

Here's what I think.

Yves and Laure are a
like the Suarezes, Carlos and Maria.

Our neighbors in Cahuita.
They always wanted to have children...

Sorry, Jean-Mich,
but we don't care what you think.

This is serious.

Don't be condescending and pathetic.

Aren't you?
Go to hell.

Wait, Antoine.
I'd like to see your face,

if Vero had a baby with another
and everyone knew except you.

Besides, Yves' children
have the right to know.

- Yes, think about the children.
- Are you kidding?

Don't tell us about children.
You don't have them.

Antoine!

Sorry, damn...

- Sorry...
- Here goes Laura.

Are you feeling better?

- We decided to go to the beach.
- Yes, it's nice here.

A long time ago, one night in Lyon,

Yves came to pick me up
to school on a motorbike.

He was riding a motorcycle back then.

We drove all night to Kerzellec.

We've only been on a few dates.

He brought me here to the beach.

The sun came up...

and he asked me to marry him.

We wanted to have children.

But...

we didn't succeed.

Something wasn't right.

I took tests,
but I was healthy.

It's Yves.

I didn't tell him anything,
it would have killed him.

Now we can talk about it.

You know everything.

But... children...

What did you do?

Yves signed me up
for tennis classes.

There was a Swedish coach there.
Very handsome.

He slept with all his charges.

And...

Two years in a row
in the missile storage room ...

And it is what it is.

Sven didn't find out
that he was the father.

Yves really wanted to have a family.

I gave it to him.

But Yves was my
only lover.

And Sven.

I kept it to myself,
but it was hard.

Now that everyone knows,

and the kids are adults,
maybe should I tell him?

No. This is not a good idea.

Can you help me?

No, I can't.

Can you help me?

- I wanted to tell you...
- I'm not talking to you.

Go ahead, whack.
Today is my day.

- You can't behave like this.
- And them?

I'm ashamed to be your wife.

You said your battery
was running low. Mine too.

I know, I'm sorry.
It's all my fault.

I've had enough.

I'm leaving.

You don't have to! I'm leaving!

Fuck them!

What a nightmare with this weather.

As I said, in Brittany the weather
is nice several times a day.

- What are the rules?
- We have white and black.

Pinky moves forward,
queen diagonally, knight...

Enough.

It's Degas.

- You need an ophthalmologist.
- It's not Degas, just two dancers.

Yes, Degas - a painter.

Yep, it's Degas.

There is a poster like this at the dance school in Cahuita
.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
we are entering the station in Redon.

The stop will last three minutes.

- To the cemetery, please.
- Of course.

What are you doing?

I'm playing Yves' puzzle.
I'm fixing my mistake.

- Any news from Antoine?
- No.

We argued about some nonsense.

- He sulks. He will come back.
- I will send him the address of Fest Noz.

Good idea.

He's been quite argumentative lately, hasn't he?

"Quarrative"?

Not a very popular term,
but yes - he can be quarrelsome.

I don't know what to say.

I don't even know what I'm doing here.

I will only talk
about positive things.

So...

You are my father,
you gave me life.

First of all, mom, because you...

There were supposed to be positives.

I already know.

Do you remember your first
green Citroen DS?

You took me for a ride.

That's why I didn't go to school.

So you took me to your job.

You sat me in the chair
and I started drawing.

I drew a green Citroen DS,
with turning lights.

You kept him for years.

You framed it and placed it on the desk.
I remember perfectly.

The last thing I did
that you liked.

After that, nothing... was good.

You were never satisfied again.
You never extended a helping hand.

Me neither.

We missed our chance, dad.

Do you see this? This is from the tournament
Guillaume won.

And this is the coach of these kids.

Sven, he was Swedish.

He died while kite-surfing.
Do you remember, honey?

He had an extraordinary backhand.

The kids play identically.
Handsome, huh?

Right, honey?
He was a handsome boy.

Yes.

Maybe he wasn't your type,
but he was hot.

He reminded me of Borg.
You don't know him, he's a different generation.

I know. The Borg were on Star Trek.

Another generation.

This is where...

Be careful...

Check and checkmate, and thank you.

Okay.

The boulders are ready, time for the clouds.

This is for you.

- When did you arrange so much?
- Just now.

I still have...
of half an hour left.

Something like that... You're fast.

He's fast...
Very fast.

Laure!

Laure!

Fest Noz won't wait!
Unbelievable.

What's going on?

I have a headache,
I'll join you later.

You'll miss the bagpipes.

Come back later. I'm driving.

They're great.

Thanks to you.

We went to the match in Lyon.

After the match you said to me...

I don't remember, it was a match ...

from Dijon? Or Sochaux...

Never mind. What did I say?

I had problems with Gouvionx.

Gouvionx.
Regional manager at Midas.

She was always complaining about something.

You said, "Forget about her,
you're young single.

Take the risk and go on your own."

I knew you were successful
without anyone's help.

So I listened to you.

And look.

All I have - Valentin�, Pablo,
Midas Cahuita,

I have thanks to you.

Thank you.

How beautiful it is here.

Too bad they didn't put
sea under Lyon.

What?

Damn, your face is sour again.

Is this the house?

Yes? Mr. Delmas?

Yes, good morning.

No, I wasn't worried at all.
Problems with e-mail do happen.

On vacation?
No, I'm with a client.

He's a trumpet seller.
Wait a minute, sorry...

I'm in the warehouse.

Rh�ne-Alpes?

Thank you! Have a nice holiday!
See you soon!

Laure!

Is everything okay?

Antoine.

I'll tell Yves. All.

No, Laure!

Wait for me!

Laure! Wait!

Laure! Please.

Laure!

Laure!

- Baptiste!
- You here?

- Did you come back to apologize?
- Yes, no! Where's Yves?

- There.
- Laure wants to tell him.

Damn... Let's go.

- Antoine, I'm glad you're back.
- As if I could miss this.

Ker Royal
or Breton Kir Royal.

Chouchen cider.
Easy to enter, but powerful.

Finally, baby!

Are you okay?
You look bad.

- Yves, I need you...
- Yves, I'm curious.

- Fest Noz takes place every year?
- Every first Sunday in August.

So if we miss it,
we have to wait 365 days.

- 364 in a leap year.
- Exactly.

If you're interested,

Grandpa Pierrick
played the biniou great...

I may be wrong, but are biniou
also Breton bagpipes?

They can be defined this way.

One could even say
that bagpipes are a Breton biniou.

Absolutely!

Laure, try the sausage,
it's delicious.

Yes, try it.

So Grandpa Pierrick
was a virtuoso on the flute.

It should be added
he conducted the orchestra.

Meanwhile, Grandma Soizic
was making pancakes.

They did everything together.
Everything except children, unfortunately.

I'm sorry, Laure.

How long were they married?
46 years?

46, that's right.

Were they happy? They loved each other?
Pierrick loved his son?

Yes, he loved it.

He wasn't his real father,
but he was the one he loved.

He raised him, they did things
together... he loved him.

Yes, you're right.

If he knew
that his son was not his,

he would be unhappy for no reason.

So... which was better?

That he knew or that he didn't know?

that he knew.

Maybe.

What do you think?

I agree with Jean-Mich.

They were happy, so it was better
to leave things as they were.

I completely agree with Yves.
I'd rather not know either.

So you'd rather not know
if your daughter wasn't yours?

Definitely.

- And you, Yves, if your children...
- I'd rather not know.

- Would you rather not know?
- Never.

Never.

So we agree.

Never.

I would like to tell you something.

I wanted to apologize to you.

I was acting like a jerk.

It wasn't about you.

I know I'm insufferable.

And I know...

Jean-Mich?
You'll tell her later.

I know I hurt you,
and I'm sorry.

It's because
I have some things to solve.

And I promise
that I will work on them.

We will spend another 50 years together,

and I promise
that I won't already such an idiot.

You set the bar high.
Here's to another 50 years!

Here's to the next 50 years!

Slow Dance!

- A refill?
- Sure.

The famous Ker Royal.

KER, not KIR.

Shall we dance?

- Gupol.
- Go ahead!

I'm sorry. Honestly.

Okay. Hold me.

But if you don't mind,
I'd rather dance with my wife.

Nathalie...

Antoine...

Normally it's a man
asking a woman.

- Stop.
- Shut up.

Shall we dance, darling?

- Yves?
- Yes?

Maybe we should
dance on the dance floor?

Let's go.

Would you like to?

Okay.

I was in Redon.

I went to his grave.

You were right.

I shouldn't torment
others with my suffering.

Especially the woman I love.

I decided that when I returned
I would seek help.

Ana gave me the lead
to a certain woman.

Apparently she has a great body.

You too. And that saves you.

Come on.

Do you like dancing with Horst Merkel?

And who is that?

Angela Merkel's husband.
Similar to me.

She is the plaything of a successful woman.
Completely unusable.

Stop.
You are not useless.

I could have stayed at home
and looked after Manon,

while you were successful .

I had a lot of free time and then
came up with the idea for my business.

So you see,
everything I've achieved,

it's thanks to you, baby .

Can you repeat that?
The music drowned you out.

- It's all thanks to you.
- And not to you?

Lest I forget...

Rhone-Alps.

I got a promotion and the whole region.

Delmas called.

Impossible... I'm proud of you.

- Really?
- Yes.

Have you noticed that at a certain age
we stop kissing with the tongue?

Exactly. That's stupid, isn't it?

He's right. This is stupid.

- Is it like this every year?
- Yes.

The Bretons
have hot blood.

This dance is a gavotte.

Form a circle.

It's a circle dance.
Alternately a man and a woman.

Women, come inside and clap!

And now us!

Let's grab partners!

Text: Piotr Kalinowski