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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,206 --> 00:00:06,298 Captioning provided by: Mtv networks 2 00:00:06,382 --> 00:00:07,343 Man whispers: ♪ he's a phantom ♪ 3 00:00:07,427 --> 00:00:08,931 [♪...] 4 00:00:09,014 --> 00:00:11,020 ♪ danny phantom... [echo] ♪ 5 00:00:11,104 --> 00:00:12,734 ♪ yo, danny phantom, He was just 14 ♪ 6 00:00:12,817 --> 00:00:14,028 ♪ when his parents built A very strange machine ♪ 7 00:00:14,113 --> 00:00:16,619 ♪ it was designed To view a world unseen ♪ 8 00:00:16,703 --> 00:00:18,584 ♪ he's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪ 9 00:00:18,667 --> 00:00:20,798 ♪ when it didn't quite work, His folks, they just quit ♪ 10 00:00:20,882 --> 00:00:22,679 ♪ but then danny took a look Inside of it ♪ 11 00:00:22,763 --> 00:00:25,270 ♪ there was a great big flash, Everything just changed ♪ 12 00:00:25,353 --> 00:00:26,648 ♪ his molecules Got all rearranged ♪ 13 00:00:26,732 --> 00:00:27,610 ♪ phantom... [echo] ♪ 14 00:00:27,693 --> 00:00:29,281 ♪ when he first woke up, He realized ♪ 15 00:00:29,364 --> 00:00:31,287 ♪ he had snow-white hair And glowing green eyes ♪ 16 00:00:31,370 --> 00:00:33,961 ♪ he could walk through walls, Disappear and fly ♪ 17 00:00:34,045 --> 00:00:36,134 ♪ he was much more unique Than the other guys ♪ 18 00:00:36,218 --> 00:00:37,680 ♪ and it was then that he knew What he had to do ♪ 19 00:00:37,764 --> 00:00:39,770 ♪ he had to stop all the ghosts That were coming through ♪ 20 00:00:39,853 --> 00:00:41,859 ♪ he's here to fight For me and you ♪ 21 00:00:41,943 --> 00:00:43,864 ♪ he's gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪ 22 00:00:43,948 --> 00:00:45,954 ♪ gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's danny phantom ♪ 23 00:00:46,037 --> 00:00:49,046 ♪ gonna catch 'em all 'cause he's... Danny phantom. ♪ 24 00:00:49,129 --> 00:00:51,052 [birds chirping] 25 00:01:17,252 --> 00:01:20,260 [beeping] 26 00:01:50,974 --> 00:01:52,895 [scanner beeping] 27 00:01:54,150 --> 00:01:56,239 Maddie program 1: Analysis conclusive. 28 00:01:56,322 --> 00:01:58,787 Asteroid composed entirely of Unique anti-ghost element: 29 00:01:58,871 --> 00:02:00,292 Ecto-ranium. 30 00:02:00,375 --> 00:02:02,214 Maddie program 2: Negative effects 31 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:04,262 Of which can only Be felt by ghosts. 32 00:02:04,345 --> 00:02:06,769 It will be most effective in Making anti-ghost weapons 33 00:02:06,852 --> 00:02:09,443 And ease master's takeover Of the ghost zone. 34 00:02:09,526 --> 00:02:12,285 And I shall be the one To tell him the good news. 35 00:02:12,368 --> 00:02:12,744 No, I shall. 36 00:02:12,828 --> 00:02:14,583 I shall! 37 00:02:14,666 --> 00:02:16,129 Your resolution Is much too low 38 00:02:16,213 --> 00:02:17,926 And your bandwidth Is far too large. 39 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:18,970 [horrified gasp] 40 00:02:19,054 --> 00:02:20,976 Why, you holographic... 41 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:23,191 [sounds of catfight] 42 00:02:25,197 --> 00:02:27,996 What a glorious morning. 43 00:02:28,080 --> 00:02:29,626 Defeating frostbite 44 00:02:29,709 --> 00:02:33,052 And pilfering the All-powerful infi-map. 45 00:02:33,137 --> 00:02:35,183 If this keeps up 46 00:02:35,267 --> 00:02:37,941 I should be ruling The galaxy by lunch. 47 00:02:39,279 --> 00:02:42,078 Kitchen's closed, plasmius. 48 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:42,956 Give us back the map. 49 00:02:43,039 --> 00:02:44,794 [beep] 50 00:02:46,550 --> 00:02:47,928 Vlad: agh! 51 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:50,937 Let's rock. 52 00:02:51,021 --> 00:02:54,030 Three, two, one. 53 00:02:54,113 --> 00:02:55,158 Punch it! 54 00:03:01,133 --> 00:03:02,679 I know you're a lost guy, vlad 55 00:03:02,763 --> 00:03:05,646 But no map is gonna Help you find your way. 56 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:07,317 You need therapy for that. 57 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,159 Vlad: oh! 58 00:03:13,752 --> 00:03:14,170 [grunts] 59 00:03:14,254 --> 00:03:16,218 Ah, uh! 60 00:03:20,272 --> 00:03:21,525 Seriously, dude... 61 00:03:22,151 --> 00:03:23,823 Therapy. 62 00:03:28,963 --> 00:03:30,174 [grunts] 63 00:03:37,278 --> 00:03:39,409 The fusion reactor. 64 00:03:39,493 --> 00:03:42,083 If the flames reach it, It'll explode. 65 00:03:45,385 --> 00:03:48,770 Vlad: taking my map. 66 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:49,396 Destroying my satellite. 67 00:03:49,480 --> 00:03:51,694 Mocking my mental health. 68 00:03:51,779 --> 00:03:54,578 It's time I finally finished Off danny phantom 69 00:03:54,661 --> 00:03:56,458 Once and for all. 70 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:24,163 Sam: ahh... Home, sweet home. 71 00:04:24,246 --> 00:04:27,255 Nothing like good old, Solid terra firma. 72 00:04:27,338 --> 00:04:29,177 I thought you'd like Being in space, sam. 73 00:04:29,261 --> 00:04:31,434 All that infinite Darkness everywhere. 74 00:04:31,517 --> 00:04:34,525 Yeah, well, I like my darkness With a little more oxygen 75 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:35,863 And a lot less asteroids. 76 00:04:35,946 --> 00:04:39,415 Still, it's cool we were Able to help out frostbite. 77 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:41,378 I'll bet he'll be glad To get his map back. 78 00:04:41,462 --> 00:04:43,719 Yeah, we'll return it to him As soon as we can. 79 00:04:43,803 --> 00:04:46,519 But right now, though, I'm with sam. 80 00:04:46,602 --> 00:04:49,485 It's good to be back to Where things are normal. 81 00:04:49,569 --> 00:04:50,196 Jack: attention amity park. 82 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:52,661 The fenton's are on patrol. 83 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:54,792 Rest assured The streets are safe. 84 00:04:54,875 --> 00:04:56,756 Ahh! 85 00:04:58,804 --> 00:05:02,272 Uh, city water supply, a-ok. 86 00:05:02,355 --> 00:05:04,571 Yep, normal. 87 00:05:07,997 --> 00:05:09,000 Ha-ha-ha! 88 00:05:09,083 --> 00:05:11,966 Nothing like a lazy Day of shopping, lattes 89 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:15,685 And terrorizing Minimum wage workers. 90 00:05:15,768 --> 00:05:16,939 Boo. 91 00:05:17,023 --> 00:05:17,816 [screams] 92 00:05:17,899 --> 00:05:19,822 I'm goin' ghost. 93 00:05:22,413 --> 00:05:24,419 Technus: well, look On the bright side. 94 00:05:24,502 --> 00:05:27,510 At least I'm not Downloading them illegally. 95 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,600 Next register, cyber-jerk. 96 00:05:33,152 --> 00:05:34,615 [glass breaking] 97 00:05:48,822 --> 00:05:50,786 Technus: behold, ghost twerp. 98 00:05:50,869 --> 00:05:54,630 The perfect combination of Technology, past and present. 99 00:05:54,714 --> 00:05:55,758 The "Car-puter." 100 00:05:55,842 --> 00:05:58,224 It will drive you... 101 00:05:58,307 --> 00:05:59,687 To your doom! 102 00:05:59,770 --> 00:06:00,815 Ha-ha! 103 00:06:08,545 --> 00:06:10,468 Ooh... Great. 104 00:06:10,551 --> 00:06:13,434 My first car accident And I'm not even driving yet. 105 00:06:16,318 --> 00:06:19,117 Hey... [coughing] 106 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:20,705 Tucker, sam. 107 00:06:20,789 --> 00:06:22,210 [both scream] 108 00:06:22,293 --> 00:06:23,505 [tires squeal] 109 00:06:23,588 --> 00:06:24,006 Both: huh? 110 00:06:24,089 --> 00:06:25,719 [tires screeching] 111 00:06:27,140 --> 00:06:28,060 Yo, I got it, vid. 112 00:06:28,143 --> 00:06:30,316 Awesome, thrash, Take it, download. 113 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,091 Downloaded... "Sheeyeah." 114 00:06:39,174 --> 00:06:40,595 Uh, who are those guys? 115 00:06:40,679 --> 00:06:42,058 I don't know... 116 00:06:42,141 --> 00:06:44,816 ...But those are the coolest Jumpsuits I've ever seen. 117 00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:47,239 Uh, except yours, Of course. 118 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,580 Black is very slimming. 119 00:06:49,663 --> 00:06:50,749 Adolescents? 120 00:06:50,833 --> 00:06:52,672 How dare you? 121 00:06:54,845 --> 00:06:56,348 And another thing... 122 00:06:56,433 --> 00:06:58,772 The high-tech look is my bit. 123 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,695 [screams] 124 00:07:02,198 --> 00:07:02,575 Yah! 125 00:07:02,658 --> 00:07:04,288 [beeping] 126 00:07:04,371 --> 00:07:06,461 Ghost guy gone, Area safe. 127 00:07:06,545 --> 00:07:08,090 Have a righteous day. 128 00:07:08,175 --> 00:07:10,765 All: masters' blasters Stop disasters. 129 00:07:11,936 --> 00:07:14,400 [crowd cheers] 130 00:07:14,484 --> 00:07:16,323 [beeps] 131 00:07:17,827 --> 00:07:19,874 Greetings, citizens. 132 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:21,337 I hope you've enjoyed This presentation 133 00:07:21,420 --> 00:07:25,098 Of amity park's newest teen Ghost-fighting team: 134 00:07:25,181 --> 00:07:26,937 Masters' blasters. 135 00:07:27,020 --> 00:07:29,193 Masters' blasters? 136 00:07:29,276 --> 00:07:33,706 As mayor, I've provided City funding for this Top-notch troop. 137 00:07:33,789 --> 00:07:36,213 Equipped with the latest "Teen technology" 138 00:07:36,296 --> 00:07:38,386 They're going To stop ghosts and succeed 139 00:07:38,469 --> 00:07:42,523 Where danny phantom has So obviously failed. 140 00:07:42,606 --> 00:07:44,403 Teen ghost fighters? 141 00:07:44,486 --> 00:07:45,949 "Teen technology"? 142 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:48,582 "Where danny phantom has So obviously failed?" 143 00:07:48,665 --> 00:07:50,880 My plan is very simple: 144 00:07:50,964 --> 00:07:53,972 Out with the old And in with the new. 145 00:07:54,056 --> 00:07:55,770 And the "Old" Should give up now 146 00:07:55,853 --> 00:07:56,646 If he knows what's good for him. 147 00:08:04,085 --> 00:08:07,094 If vlad's funding them Then they're definitely Up to something. 148 00:08:07,177 --> 00:08:08,723 Hmm... 149 00:08:08,807 --> 00:08:11,481 They can't fight ghosts if there are no ghosts to fight, right? 150 00:08:11,564 --> 00:08:12,985 Uh...Right? 151 00:08:13,069 --> 00:08:15,701 So, you just fight Ghosts like crazy. 152 00:08:15,785 --> 00:08:17,038 Yeah. 153 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,253 Remind everyone in this town how There's no better ghost fighter 154 00:08:19,337 --> 00:08:19,880 Than danny phantom. 155 00:08:19,964 --> 00:08:21,927 You're right. 156 00:08:22,011 --> 00:08:24,226 I'll just show 'em Who's boss around here. 157 00:08:24,309 --> 00:08:25,563 Buckle up, guys. 158 00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:31,079 "Operation: danny phantom rocks" Is about to begin. 159 00:08:31,163 --> 00:08:34,045 [growls] 160 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:37,806 [gasps] 161 00:08:48,212 --> 00:08:49,966 [blades buzzing] 162 00:09:02,543 --> 00:09:03,714 [snarls] 163 00:09:06,722 --> 00:09:06,806 Ooh! 164 00:09:09,940 --> 00:09:09,982 [gasps] 165 00:09:18,548 --> 00:09:20,177 Yeah. 166 00:09:30,958 --> 00:09:32,756 [growls] 167 00:09:35,931 --> 00:09:37,644 [gasps] 168 00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:04,681 [crowd cheers] 169 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:14,584 Tucker: hmm... 170 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,338 Three news photos of you In your underwear. 171 00:10:16,422 --> 00:10:18,511 Nine more and you can Have your own calendar. 172 00:10:18,596 --> 00:10:20,852 This is serious, tucker. 173 00:10:20,935 --> 00:10:22,482 As far as this town's concerned 174 00:10:22,565 --> 00:10:25,991 Vlad's goons have totally Replaced danny phantom. 175 00:10:26,075 --> 00:10:27,788 Did you say Danny phantom? 176 00:10:27,872 --> 00:10:29,627 He's wonderful. 177 00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:31,089 He's my hero. 178 00:10:31,173 --> 00:10:31,215 [doll squeaks] 179 00:10:33,639 --> 00:10:35,937 But he's Yesterday's news. 180 00:10:36,020 --> 00:10:39,822 Masters' blasters Gave us cool stuff. 181 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,954 Masters' blasters Stop disasters. 182 00:10:46,007 --> 00:10:47,261 [doll squeaks] 183 00:10:47,344 --> 00:10:48,347 Cheer up, danny. 184 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,228 All you have to do is Make everyone see you 185 00:10:50,311 --> 00:10:52,233 For the hero We know you are. 186 00:10:52,317 --> 00:10:53,319 You can do it, dude. 187 00:10:53,404 --> 00:10:54,657 And try a cool slogan. 188 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:56,955 "Danny phantom stops..." 189 00:10:57,038 --> 00:10:57,916 Uh... 190 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,169 Nothing rhymes with "Phantom". 191 00:10:59,254 --> 00:10:59,964 [crowd cheers] 192 00:11:00,047 --> 00:11:01,594 [gasps]: keep working on that. 193 00:11:01,677 --> 00:11:03,056 I'm goin' ghost. 194 00:11:04,101 --> 00:11:07,360 [crowd screams] 195 00:11:07,444 --> 00:11:09,742 Ha-ha, check This out, everyone. 196 00:11:09,825 --> 00:11:11,664 There's not a ghost anywhere 197 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,795 That can stand up To danny phantom... 198 00:11:13,879 --> 00:11:16,845 The original Teen ghost fighter. 199 00:11:18,141 --> 00:11:18,183 [grunts] 200 00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:24,158 [screaming] 201 00:11:29,925 --> 00:11:32,516 Ahh... Huh? 202 00:11:35,817 --> 00:11:36,402 [people yelling] 203 00:11:36,485 --> 00:11:38,240 Vlad: yes... 204 00:11:38,324 --> 00:11:42,962 As you can see amity park Is in much cooler, safer hands 205 00:11:43,045 --> 00:11:45,302 Thanks to masters' blasters. 206 00:11:45,386 --> 00:11:47,935 [crowd cheers] 207 00:11:49,815 --> 00:11:52,824 Jack: I always knew that Phantom kid was a menace. 208 00:11:52,907 --> 00:11:55,330 Not only did he nearly Kill sam and tucker 209 00:11:55,414 --> 00:11:58,674 But he destroyed a perfectly Good parade balloon 210 00:11:58,758 --> 00:12:00,471 And that's just Plain un-american. 211 00:12:02,518 --> 00:12:04,524 But, dad, It was just an accident. 212 00:12:04,608 --> 00:12:07,199 I for one am glad there's Someone out there protecting us. 213 00:12:08,660 --> 00:12:10,666 Me, too. 214 00:12:10,750 --> 00:12:11,920 And they're called Masters' blasters. 215 00:12:12,004 --> 00:12:15,514 Vladdie's team has style, guts, Acne, and they're humans. 216 00:12:15,597 --> 00:12:17,645 Plus, they gave me this Zippity-keen-o poster. 217 00:12:18,648 --> 00:12:20,862 Jack: "To the old guy In the orange suit. 218 00:12:20,946 --> 00:12:22,200 Stop bothering us." 219 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,874 Why are your folks messing With the fenton portal? 220 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:26,504 Dad's breaking it Down to stage one 221 00:12:26,587 --> 00:12:27,715 So he can update the software. 222 00:12:27,799 --> 00:12:29,888 He says this way he'll Be able to catch ghosts 223 00:12:29,972 --> 00:12:30,723 And download songs faster. 224 00:12:30,808 --> 00:12:33,189 Isn't science awesome? 225 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:35,279 It kind of looks The same way it did 226 00:12:35,362 --> 00:12:36,908 When you first got Your ghost powers, danny. 227 00:12:36,992 --> 00:12:39,749 Can we stop talking about My powers, please? 228 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:42,299 They're causing me nothing But problems lately. 229 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:45,308 I'm starting to think That maybe we'd all be Better off without them. 230 00:12:47,731 --> 00:12:49,444 Ok, that's enough For today. 231 00:12:49,528 --> 00:12:50,488 Come on, maddie. 232 00:12:50,573 --> 00:12:52,411 I'll let you rub my feet, And remember... 233 00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:53,999 I have bunions. 234 00:12:54,082 --> 00:12:55,587 [maddie chuckles] 235 00:12:55,670 --> 00:12:58,053 Thank goodness I'm wearing gloves. 236 00:13:00,058 --> 00:13:02,565 This thing gave me my powers. 237 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,359 I wonder if it could... 238 00:13:03,443 --> 00:13:05,406 Danny, what are You thinking? 239 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:08,499 Name one good reason why I should keep my powers. 240 00:13:08,582 --> 00:13:11,675 You're the target of Hundreds of evil ghosts. 241 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,054 Oh, wait, that's a bad one. 242 00:13:13,137 --> 00:13:15,394 I'll go back To rhyming "Phantom". 243 00:13:15,477 --> 00:13:16,940 Danny, think of all The good you've done. 244 00:13:17,023 --> 00:13:18,778 And are doing. 245 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:19,949 If you took your Powers away now... 246 00:13:20,032 --> 00:13:20,492 [doorbell chimes] 247 00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:26,801 Hey, masters' blasters, Remember me? 248 00:13:26,884 --> 00:13:27,971 The old orange guy? 249 00:13:28,055 --> 00:13:29,350 I think... Ahh! 250 00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:31,648 Both: ahh! 251 00:13:31,733 --> 00:13:33,028 Vid: jack and madeline fenton. 252 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:36,245 Our readings indicate An ecto-plasmic entity On the premises. 253 00:13:36,328 --> 00:13:37,750 By order of the mayor 254 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,212 You're both under arrest 255 00:13:39,296 --> 00:13:41,761 For harboring a ghost. 256 00:13:41,844 --> 00:13:43,432 That does it. 257 00:13:43,516 --> 00:13:44,728 I'm goin' ghost. 258 00:13:48,655 --> 00:13:50,285 Danny: can't catch Ghosts anymore. 259 00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:51,371 Almost hurt my friends. 260 00:13:51,455 --> 00:13:54,965 Now my parents are arrested Because of me? 261 00:13:55,049 --> 00:13:56,888 [bell rings] 262 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:01,985 Jazz: danny, stop. 263 00:14:02,069 --> 00:14:03,615 This isn't the way. 264 00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:04,242 You're a hero, danny. 265 00:14:04,325 --> 00:14:06,666 We can talk about this. 266 00:14:06,749 --> 00:14:08,044 Don't do it, dude. 267 00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:10,134 We'll find something That rhymes with phantom. 268 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:11,931 Sorry, guys. 269 00:14:12,014 --> 00:14:13,727 [beep] 270 00:14:21,457 --> 00:14:23,045 Ahh! 271 00:14:23,130 --> 00:14:25,553 [explosion] 272 00:14:25,636 --> 00:14:26,891 [screams] 273 00:14:32,281 --> 00:14:35,164 [electronic beeping] 274 00:14:37,378 --> 00:14:40,931 [grunts] 275 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,435 [explosion] 276 00:14:45,694 --> 00:14:46,948 [explosion] 277 00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:48,159 Sam: danny... 278 00:14:48,244 --> 00:14:49,538 Can you hear me? 279 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:49,664 How do you feel? 280 00:14:54,386 --> 00:14:57,018 Human. 281 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:00,111 [sizzling] 282 00:15:00,194 --> 00:15:01,740 Danny? 283 00:15:01,824 --> 00:15:02,702 Danny, can you hear me? 284 00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:04,665 Did he just do what I think he just did? 285 00:15:04,748 --> 00:15:07,549 You mean step back Into the fenton portal 286 00:15:07,632 --> 00:15:09,680 Remove his ghost powers And revert his dna profile 287 00:15:09,763 --> 00:15:11,017 Back to that Of a normal human? 288 00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,189 I was gonna say "Go un-ghost" But that works, too. 289 00:15:13,273 --> 00:15:15,154 Vid: greetings, dudes. 290 00:15:15,237 --> 00:15:18,998 We're here to, like, Police the premises for signs Of any spectral activity. 291 00:15:19,081 --> 00:15:21,338 Just go about Your business. 292 00:15:21,422 --> 00:15:23,093 We're not even here. 293 00:15:23,887 --> 00:15:24,848 [scanner beeping...] 294 00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:33,498 Thrash: place is clean, No ectos. 295 00:15:35,337 --> 00:15:36,423 There ya go, dude. 296 00:15:36,507 --> 00:15:38,387 And remember: your mayor 297 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,184 Who watches constantly 298 00:15:40,267 --> 00:15:42,732 Loves you. 299 00:15:49,084 --> 00:15:51,298 What... What happened? 300 00:15:51,383 --> 00:15:52,803 Did it work? 301 00:15:58,068 --> 00:15:59,196 You didn't register on The blasters' scanners. 302 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,164 So that means... 303 00:16:02,247 --> 00:16:03,877 I'm goin' ghost. 304 00:16:08,515 --> 00:16:12,485 I said: goin' ghost. 305 00:16:12,568 --> 00:16:13,864 Ha-ha, it worked. 306 00:16:13,947 --> 00:16:17,040 I don't have my Ghost powers anymore. 307 00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,418 I'm normal again. 308 00:16:18,502 --> 00:16:19,881 Isn't that awesome? 309 00:16:19,964 --> 00:16:20,382 Yeah. 310 00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:21,259 Great. 311 00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:21,887 Thrilling. 312 00:16:21,970 --> 00:16:24,227 Aw, come on, You guys. 313 00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:26,065 Don't you realize What this means? 314 00:16:26,149 --> 00:16:27,026 Yeah. 315 00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:28,697 That you're just An average, everyday 316 00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,537 "Not special" human again. 317 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,375 Now, come on, sam. 318 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,548 Think of how great This is gonna be. 319 00:16:34,631 --> 00:16:36,470 I won't have to fight Ghosts anymore. 320 00:16:36,554 --> 00:16:38,978 Now we can all Just be normal teenagers 321 00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:41,150 And hang out As much as we want. 322 00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,027 Yeah... 323 00:16:42,111 --> 00:16:43,114 Normal rocks. 324 00:16:43,197 --> 00:16:45,078 Hey, if it's what you wanted 325 00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:46,499 Then I'm glad for you, man. 326 00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,254 It is, thanks. 327 00:16:48,337 --> 00:16:51,346 Looks like we'll have To find other things To occupy our time, huh? 328 00:16:51,430 --> 00:16:52,892 Looks like. 329 00:16:52,976 --> 00:16:55,482 There's this new Masters' blasters Video game we can play. 330 00:16:55,567 --> 00:16:55,942 It's cool. 331 00:16:56,026 --> 00:16:58,700 You hunt ghosts. 332 00:16:58,784 --> 00:16:59,620 See ya. 333 00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:00,915 I really can't believe You did that. 334 00:17:00,999 --> 00:17:03,840 It feels like I lost a good friend. 335 00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,052 Someone I was just Starting to get to know. 336 00:17:05,135 --> 00:17:07,935 Why is everyone but me Bummed about this? 337 00:17:08,019 --> 00:17:11,070 Danny phantom's Not needed anymore. 338 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,284 From now on, danny fenton 339 00:17:13,368 --> 00:17:15,247 Is just a nice, normal kid 340 00:17:15,331 --> 00:17:17,797 From a nice, normal family. 341 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:19,301 Now let's go get Mom and dad out of jail. 342 00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:22,184 [sizzling] 343 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:27,826 Maddie: thanks for getting Us out of jail, kids. 344 00:17:27,909 --> 00:17:30,417 I knew there must have been Some sort of mistake. 345 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,920 I was never worried. 346 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,884 I was this close to tunneling Us out of there 347 00:17:33,968 --> 00:17:35,682 With my trusty ice cream spoon. 348 00:17:35,765 --> 00:17:37,102 But then they... 349 00:17:37,185 --> 00:17:38,732 Uh, served ice cream So, well... You know. 350 00:17:38,815 --> 00:17:40,904 By the way, danny 351 00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:43,662 I think it's cute what You've done to your hair. 352 00:17:43,747 --> 00:17:45,793 Yeah, it kind of reminds me Of that band I was in Back in the 80s: 353 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:48,217 "The skunk punks." 354 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:50,140 "The skunk punks stink?" 355 00:17:50,223 --> 00:17:52,020 Yeah, we walked right Into that one. 356 00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:57,620 [snarls] 357 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:59,666 [growls] 358 00:17:59,750 --> 00:18:01,338 Uh, you guys Head on home. 359 00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:03,427 It's such a nice, normal day 360 00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,684 That I thought I'd just kind Of walk around and be... 361 00:18:05,768 --> 00:18:07,564 You know, normal. 362 00:18:07,648 --> 00:18:09,570 Well, all right. 363 00:18:09,654 --> 00:18:12,161 Just be normally Careful [chuckles]. 364 00:18:12,245 --> 00:18:13,456 Bah-bye. 365 00:18:17,635 --> 00:18:18,972 Don't worry, I plan on being careful 366 00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:22,274 For a long, long time. 367 00:18:22,691 --> 00:18:25,908 [snoring] 368 00:18:25,993 --> 00:18:28,583 [screaming ghost] 369 00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:29,419 [startled]: eh, huh? 370 00:18:36,857 --> 00:18:39,238 [evil laughter] 371 00:18:45,465 --> 00:18:46,509 [laughing] 372 00:18:48,766 --> 00:18:51,565 Ah, ah, ha! 373 00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,407 [screaming] 374 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,833 [screaming continues] 375 00:18:57,917 --> 00:19:00,633 Students: whoa... 376 00:19:09,074 --> 00:19:12,751 And it's been another busy day For mayor masters Master's blasters 377 00:19:12,835 --> 00:19:17,724 Who are now charging a small fee To cover their growing expenses. 378 00:19:17,807 --> 00:19:22,571 Yes, quality ghost Fighting is getting Very expensive these days. 379 00:19:22,654 --> 00:19:25,162 Time, equipment, storage. 380 00:19:25,245 --> 00:19:27,209 It all adds up. 381 00:19:27,293 --> 00:19:29,174 And since that cowardly Danny phantom has disappeared 382 00:19:29,257 --> 00:19:31,513 Not that he ever was helpful 383 00:19:31,597 --> 00:19:33,561 There's no one else In town to assist us. 384 00:19:33,644 --> 00:19:37,823 Oh, there are certainly A few crackpots out there 385 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,954 Who think they have What it takes... 386 00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:42,169 But they only get in our way. 387 00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:44,425 It seems that when it comes To fighting ghosts 388 00:19:44,509 --> 00:19:48,144 We're the only game in town. 389 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,403 And I do so love games. 390 00:19:51,487 --> 00:19:52,658 [laughing] 391 00:19:52,741 --> 00:19:55,289 [stammering]: I... I mean, Have a nice day. 392 00:19:55,374 --> 00:19:57,630 Ah, this is the life. 393 00:19:57,713 --> 00:19:59,176 Just sitting around 394 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:02,854 not fighting ghosts with My totally ordinary pals. 395 00:20:02,937 --> 00:20:04,190 Could you pass me a corn dog? 396 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:07,909 [muffled gag] 397 00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,204 Danny: sam, wait. 398 00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:10,500 There's no reason to get mad. 399 00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,255 The corn dogs are made of tofu. 400 00:20:12,338 --> 00:20:14,762 I'm not mad about corn dogs. 401 00:20:14,846 --> 00:20:16,225 You're not you anymore. 402 00:20:16,309 --> 00:20:18,272 You're just a... A normal kid. 403 00:20:18,356 --> 00:20:19,986 And a selfish one at that. 404 00:20:20,069 --> 00:20:21,866 How am I selfish? 405 00:20:21,949 --> 00:20:24,582 Because I don't want To endanger the people I care about the most? 406 00:20:24,665 --> 00:20:26,212 Danny, don't you get it? 407 00:20:26,295 --> 00:20:28,259 Your powers gave you A chance to change things. 408 00:20:28,343 --> 00:20:30,140 A chance that no one else had. 409 00:20:30,224 --> 00:20:32,313 And I was thrilled To be helping you. 410 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:34,193 But now you're just One of the crowd again. 411 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,951 What's wrong with that? 412 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:38,413 Everything. 413 00:20:38,497 --> 00:20:39,375 You got to fight Ghosts after school 414 00:20:39,458 --> 00:20:41,924 While other kids fought acne. 415 00:20:42,007 --> 00:20:44,305 And you don't really seem to Care about what you gave up. 416 00:20:44,389 --> 00:20:46,353 I care, it's just... 417 00:20:46,436 --> 00:20:50,114 I care about you And my family more. 418 00:20:50,197 --> 00:20:51,367 When you had your powers 419 00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:52,955 I knew that this town Was protected from evil. 420 00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:54,668 But now... 421 00:20:54,752 --> 00:20:56,716 Who knows where we're headed. 422 00:21:00,853 --> 00:21:01,604 I'll always be Your friend, danny 423 00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:03,903 And I'll always Be there for you. 424 00:21:03,987 --> 00:21:06,661 But I can't live life just Sitting on the sidelines. 425 00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,377 I'm surprised you think you can. 426 00:21:11,049 --> 00:21:12,260 [door closes] 427 00:21:12,344 --> 00:21:14,391 [gulps] 428 00:21:14,475 --> 00:21:16,522 Yech... Tofu. 429 00:21:21,244 --> 00:21:23,459 [grunts] 430 00:21:26,175 --> 00:21:27,429 Meat monster: aargh! 431 00:21:27,513 --> 00:21:31,942 How dare they serve Veggie burgers today! 432 00:21:32,025 --> 00:21:36,998 And how dare you Students eat them! 433 00:21:37,082 --> 00:21:39,463 [all scream] 434 00:21:39,547 --> 00:21:39,923 Ahh! 435 00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:44,352 Somebody help... 436 00:21:44,436 --> 00:21:46,316 No more sitting On the sidelines. 437 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,153 Hang on, dash. 438 00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:49,742 [grunts] 439 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,543 [roars] 440 00:21:53,838 --> 00:21:56,345 Masters' blasters Stop disasters. 441 00:21:56,429 --> 00:21:59,605 Vid: chill, dude. 442 00:22:07,084 --> 00:22:08,839 What's with you, fenton? 443 00:22:08,923 --> 00:22:11,722 Who do you think you are, Danny phantom? 444 00:22:11,806 --> 00:22:12,725 [grunts] 445 00:22:12,809 --> 00:22:14,230 [cheering] 446 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,029 Dash: you guys are the coolest Ghost fighters ever. 447 00:22:17,113 --> 00:22:17,907 Thanks, dude. 448 00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:19,245 That'll be $300 bucks. 449 00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:29,566 [portal creaking] 450 00:22:32,448 --> 00:22:34,288 [portal sparks/fizzles] 451 00:22:34,371 --> 00:22:38,215 I'm goin' ghost... [echo]. 452 00:22:45,988 --> 00:22:47,951 Maddie: there, there, dear. 453 00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,790 So the ghost portal exploded. 454 00:22:49,874 --> 00:22:52,339 It's not the end of the world. 455 00:22:52,423 --> 00:22:54,763 You can always make another one. 456 00:22:54,846 --> 00:22:58,357 [sobbing]: I don't Want another one. 457 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,696 That portal and I had been Through a lot together. 458 00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,786 And all because I wanted To download music faster. 459 00:23:02,869 --> 00:23:07,256 Oh, curse me and my impatience. 460 00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:11,059 We interrupt this program to Bring you breaking news from The universal observatory... 461 00:23:11,143 --> 00:23:13,859 Earlier today our stellar Readings indicated 462 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:17,745 That a massive asteroid Is hurtling across The solar system. 463 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:22,592 Where its trajectory Will send it crashing Directly into the earth. 464 00:23:22,676 --> 00:23:24,724 If immediate action Is not taken 465 00:23:24,807 --> 00:23:27,983 Our entire planet will be Completely destroyed. 466 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,362 We estimate we have one Week before impact. 467 00:23:29,446 --> 00:23:32,872 Astronomer 1: the fate of the Human race is at stake. 468 00:23:32,955 --> 00:23:35,504 One week... Use it wisely. 469 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:38,722 [explosion] 470 00:23:38,805 --> 00:23:40,143 [all gasp] 471 00:23:40,226 --> 00:23:42,191 [danny gasps] 472 00:23:42,274 --> 00:23:43,945 [screams] 473 00:23:44,029 --> 00:23:46,620 Newswoman: as news of The approaching asteroid 474 00:23:46,703 --> 00:23:48,959 Which some are now calling "The disaster-oid" 475 00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:53,222 Circulates around the globe 476 00:23:53,305 --> 00:23:57,985 Countries are combining Their greatest technology To stop the oncoming threat. 477 00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,365 [cheering] 478 00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:06,217 [explosion] 479 00:24:06,301 --> 00:24:08,056 [cheering] 480 00:24:15,578 --> 00:24:19,882 Sadly, it appears that our best May not be good enough. 481 00:24:19,965 --> 00:24:21,428 And speaking of "Not good enough" 482 00:24:21,511 --> 00:24:22,764 Let's go live to fentonworks. 483 00:24:22,849 --> 00:24:24,937 Thanks, shelly. 484 00:24:25,022 --> 00:24:26,442 I'm here ringside 485 00:24:26,525 --> 00:24:30,746 Where a privately-funded Mission to stop the Disaster-oid is underway. 486 00:24:30,829 --> 00:24:33,462 I can't believe I'm just sitting Here at a computer console 487 00:24:33,546 --> 00:24:36,220 When I should be Out there stopping this. 488 00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:40,023 And I really can't believe We have to do this with him. 489 00:24:40,106 --> 00:24:42,864 We never would have been Able to get this mission up And running so fast 490 00:24:42,948 --> 00:24:43,951 If he hadn't Paid for everything. 491 00:24:44,034 --> 00:24:45,413 So, at least until The world is saved, chill. 492 00:24:47,628 --> 00:24:48,839 How's it going, young man? 493 00:24:48,923 --> 00:24:49,842 Uh... 494 00:24:50,804 --> 00:24:54,355 My dad, jack fenton, Is piloting our new... 495 00:24:54,439 --> 00:24:55,776 my new... 496 00:24:55,859 --> 00:25:00,874 Way to destroy the asteroid. 497 00:24:55,859 --> 00:25:00,874 ...Fenton rocket, and is on his 498 00:25:02,462 --> 00:25:05,220 He looks very serious About his mission. 499 00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:08,396 You'd be serious, too, If you had to eat This freaky astronaut food. 500 00:25:08,479 --> 00:25:09,900 "Freeze-dried Yam/smelt surprise"? 501 00:25:09,984 --> 00:25:13,075 What the heck is that? 502 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:16,377 With me now is amity park's Mayor, vlad masters. 503 00:25:16,461 --> 00:25:18,550 I understand you've sent in Your own team of experts? 504 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:22,519 Oh, yes, seeing as The world is in jeopardy 505 00:25:22,603 --> 00:25:24,902 I felt that The masters' blasters presence 506 00:25:24,985 --> 00:25:26,615 Was an absolute necessity. 507 00:25:26,698 --> 00:25:30,667 Plus, think of how well Their action figures will sell. 508 00:25:30,751 --> 00:25:31,545 Dad, mission status? 509 00:25:33,383 --> 00:25:34,721 Readying seismic drill charges. 510 00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:35,849 Fire. 511 00:25:44,582 --> 00:25:48,553 Detonation in three, two, one! 512 00:25:55,739 --> 00:25:59,918 [cheering] 513 00:26:00,002 --> 00:26:01,213 Ha, I knew we could do it. 514 00:26:01,298 --> 00:26:02,969 There isn't a rock anywhere That can outsmart jack fenton. 515 00:26:03,052 --> 00:26:04,932 [gasps] 516 00:26:15,171 --> 00:26:16,591 That's the disaster-oid. 517 00:26:16,674 --> 00:26:18,304 You had us blow up The wrong one, you idiot. 518 00:26:18,388 --> 00:26:21,063 But I... I couldn't have. 519 00:26:21,146 --> 00:26:23,194 Vladdie punched in the Asteroid's coordinates for me. 520 00:26:24,154 --> 00:26:24,949 [growling] 521 00:26:25,032 --> 00:26:27,455 Yam/smelt surprise? 522 00:26:27,539 --> 00:26:27,915 [screams] 523 00:26:27,998 --> 00:26:29,963 That... 524 00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:30,882 That was our last chance. 525 00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:39,825 Oops... 526 00:26:38,487 --> 00:26:39,825 [grunts] 527 00:26:39,908 --> 00:26:41,830 Looks like I set The wrong coordinates. 528 00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:45,842 Silly me, you know how bad I can be with computers. 529 00:26:45,925 --> 00:26:50,021 Looks like your father Has failed once again, daniel. 530 00:26:50,104 --> 00:26:53,363 And at a time when the world Needs a hero the most. 531 00:26:53,447 --> 00:26:55,661 At least he tried, vlad. 532 00:26:55,745 --> 00:26:58,754 What have you done except send Others to do your work for you? 533 00:26:58,837 --> 00:27:00,718 And where are you, Danny phantom? 534 00:27:00,801 --> 00:27:04,479 Looks like my plan To shame you into hiding 535 00:27:04,562 --> 00:27:06,860 Was even more effective Than I could have hoped. 536 00:27:06,943 --> 00:27:07,821 [growls] 537 00:27:10,287 --> 00:27:12,125 I'm just getting word That scientists now know 538 00:27:12,209 --> 00:27:16,053 The "Disaster-oid" Originated from the rings Of saturn two weeks ago. 539 00:27:16,136 --> 00:27:17,432 Saturn? 540 00:27:17,516 --> 00:27:18,602 Your satellite exploded. 541 00:27:18,685 --> 00:27:21,528 That's what moved the asteroid. 542 00:27:21,611 --> 00:27:23,909 You're the one who Caused this catastrophe. 543 00:27:27,377 --> 00:27:28,714 [danny gasps] 544 00:27:28,798 --> 00:27:32,141 Defeating you was just The first act of my little show. 545 00:27:32,225 --> 00:27:33,478 Get ready for act two! 546 00:27:33,562 --> 00:27:35,734 [danny screams] 547 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,077 [laughs] 548 00:27:42,796 --> 00:27:44,760 [groans] 549 00:27:47,393 --> 00:27:49,816 [general conversation] 550 00:27:51,070 --> 00:27:53,285 Tell me again, why are we here? 551 00:27:53,368 --> 00:27:55,416 Because we've got to see What vlad's up to. 552 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:57,589 He says he has news that will Impact the entire world. 553 00:27:57,672 --> 00:28:00,723 Citizens of the earth. 554 00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:04,149 I have news that will Impact the entire world. 555 00:28:04,233 --> 00:28:08,245 Though every attempt At destroying the disaster-oid Has failed 556 00:28:08,328 --> 00:28:11,754 I come to you today offering An alternative solution. 557 00:28:11,838 --> 00:28:16,226 One I think you will find Most surprising. 558 00:28:24,291 --> 00:28:25,627 [laughs] 559 00:28:25,712 --> 00:28:27,048 [gasps] 560 00:28:27,132 --> 00:28:28,218 Oh, no. 561 00:28:28,302 --> 00:28:29,973 I did not see that coming. 562 00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:36,826 [screaming] 563 00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:44,014 Yes, though I use my "Human half" to walk among you 564 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:47,398 It's obvious I am A far superior creature. 565 00:28:47,482 --> 00:28:49,738 Who are you? 566 00:28:49,822 --> 00:28:52,580 Though the world has come To know me as vlad masters 567 00:28:52,664 --> 00:28:54,920 Billionaire mayor of amity park 568 00:28:55,003 --> 00:28:58,555 I prefer you call me By my chosen, Slightly-more-evil name: 569 00:28:58,639 --> 00:29:00,687 Vlad plasmius. 570 00:29:00,770 --> 00:29:02,901 Vlad's a... Ghost? 571 00:29:02,984 --> 00:29:05,534 I have a proposition to make. 572 00:29:05,617 --> 00:29:09,461 The nations of the world Must agree unanimously 573 00:29:09,545 --> 00:29:13,180 To pay me $500 billion And make me absolute ruler. 574 00:29:13,264 --> 00:29:17,526 In return, I shall use my ghost powers... 575 00:29:17,610 --> 00:29:19,574 To destroy the disaster-oid? 576 00:29:19,657 --> 00:29:21,705 No, to turn it intangible. 577 00:29:21,788 --> 00:29:25,967 Evil, but ingenious. 578 00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:28,558 That way it'll just pass Harmlessly through the earth. 579 00:29:28,641 --> 00:29:29,185 Vlad: it's your choice, world. 580 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:32,152 Be destroyed or be saved. 581 00:29:32,235 --> 00:29:33,656 Oh, and ruled by me. 582 00:29:33,740 --> 00:29:35,035 I eagerly await your decision. 583 00:29:35,118 --> 00:29:36,748 [laughs] 584 00:29:36,831 --> 00:29:39,214 What happens now? 585 00:29:39,297 --> 00:29:43,183 Looks like we either Change the name of the earth To "Vladsylvania" 586 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:45,397 Or I somehow figure a way Out of this mess. 587 00:29:53,797 --> 00:29:57,892 And that concludes act two Of what I like to call 588 00:29:57,976 --> 00:30:00,775 "One nation under vlad." 589 00:30:00,859 --> 00:30:03,366 On to the finale. 590 00:30:05,330 --> 00:30:09,466 [gasps] 591 00:30:09,466 --> 00:30:12,768 How could you hold the world Hostage like that, vladdie? 592 00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,358 And after all the good fortune You've had in your life. 593 00:30:15,443 --> 00:30:16,696 Good fortune? 594 00:30:16,779 --> 00:30:19,119 You infect me with ghost d.N.A., Then steal the love of my life 595 00:30:19,203 --> 00:30:20,750 And you call that good fortune? 596 00:30:20,833 --> 00:30:21,793 I infected you? 597 00:30:21,878 --> 00:30:23,967 You mean... 598 00:30:24,051 --> 00:30:25,597 Yes, fool. 599 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:28,605 It was your bumbling That made me what I am today. 600 00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:34,163 But I suppose I should be Saying "Thank you." 601 00:30:34,246 --> 00:30:36,085 For without you, I wouldn't be moments away 602 00:30:36,168 --> 00:30:39,010 From becoming ruler Of the earth. 603 00:30:39,094 --> 00:30:40,974 I never meant to hurt you. 604 00:30:41,057 --> 00:30:42,688 What happened was an accident. 605 00:30:42,771 --> 00:30:46,448 I'm your friend, vladdie, I've always been your friend. 606 00:30:46,532 --> 00:30:48,036 I even voted for you! 607 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:53,385 I'll remember that when I steal maddie from you And make her my queen. 608 00:30:53,468 --> 00:30:54,513 [laughs] 609 00:31:02,578 --> 00:31:06,589 Asteroid contact in 500 meters, Oh, future ruler of the earth. 610 00:31:12,857 --> 00:31:15,197 Agh, no, no, no! 611 00:31:16,075 --> 00:31:17,954 What is the meaning of this? 612 00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:20,797 Asteroid composed entirely Of unique anti-ghost element: 613 00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:22,175 Ecto-ranium. 614 00:31:22,259 --> 00:31:25,142 Ecto-ranium, ecto-ranium. 615 00:31:25,226 --> 00:31:27,148 Ecto-ranium? 616 00:31:27,232 --> 00:31:29,238 Then I can never touch it. 617 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:32,455 No ghost can, that means The earth is doomed. 618 00:31:32,539 --> 00:31:36,258 And even if it wasn't, I could never go back. 619 00:31:36,341 --> 00:31:38,849 I've revealed my true self. 620 00:31:38,932 --> 00:31:42,693 I'll be forever hunted. 621 00:31:44,949 --> 00:31:46,495 Jack, you have to help me. 622 00:31:46,579 --> 00:31:49,211 You wouldn't turn your back On an old friend, would you? 623 00:31:49,295 --> 00:31:52,345 An old friend, no. 624 00:31:52,429 --> 00:31:54,267 You, yes. 625 00:32:00,368 --> 00:32:02,666 Jack... 626 00:32:10,271 --> 00:32:12,444 What are we gonna do? 627 00:32:12,527 --> 00:32:15,788 What if we didn't make The asteroid intangible? 628 00:32:15,871 --> 00:32:16,790 Then it would Obliterate the earth. 629 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:20,342 Not if we made The earth intangible. 630 00:32:20,425 --> 00:32:22,138 The whole earth, intangible? 631 00:32:22,223 --> 00:32:23,601 Are you kidding? 632 00:32:23,685 --> 00:32:26,902 Yeah, you'd need, like, A bazillion ghosts to do that. 633 00:32:26,986 --> 00:32:30,872 Behold, the addresses of A bazillion ghosts. 634 00:32:30,956 --> 00:32:33,212 Now that's the danny I know. 635 00:32:33,296 --> 00:32:35,051 So much for sitting on The sidelines, huh? 636 00:32:35,135 --> 00:32:37,015 But how are we gonna Get into the ghost zone? 637 00:32:37,098 --> 00:32:38,770 Your portal's ruined, And we're never gonna Get near vlad's place 638 00:32:38,854 --> 00:32:41,570 Now that everyone Knows who he really is. 639 00:32:41,653 --> 00:32:42,781 I've got that covered, come on. 640 00:32:47,169 --> 00:32:49,216 The infi-map can lead us to any Entrance into the ghost zone 641 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:50,804 Anywhere on the earth. 642 00:32:50,888 --> 00:32:53,938 And according to the map, One's about to open right here. 643 00:32:56,488 --> 00:32:59,078 Tucker: now I know How my chili fries feel. 644 00:33:02,671 --> 00:33:03,256 I, I don't believe... 645 00:33:03,340 --> 00:33:05,429 Believe it, jazz. 646 00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:07,853 Welcome to the ghost zone, Sort of a "Ghosts 'r' us." 647 00:33:07,937 --> 00:33:11,029 But the shelves are empty, Where the heck is everybody? 648 00:33:15,835 --> 00:33:17,714 [screaming] 649 00:33:19,972 --> 00:33:21,308 Jazz: what's going on? 650 00:33:21,392 --> 00:33:24,526 Ghost: foolish of you To come here in your human form, Ghost child. 651 00:33:24,609 --> 00:33:27,367 Seeking refuge in the ghost zone Like all the others? 652 00:33:27,452 --> 00:33:28,538 What others? 653 00:33:28,621 --> 00:33:29,916 All these ghosts. 654 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:33,887 They returned here Because you humans Put your world in danger. 655 00:33:33,970 --> 00:33:36,728 Now the ghost zone Is bursting at the seams. 656 00:33:36,811 --> 00:33:38,859 But it's the flip side Of our world. 657 00:33:38,942 --> 00:33:41,032 If the earth gets destroyed, The ghost zone goes, too. 658 00:33:44,333 --> 00:33:47,717 [screaming] 659 00:34:01,089 --> 00:34:03,178 You guys get into The escape pod. 660 00:34:03,262 --> 00:34:03,304 But danny... 661 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:15,673 Activate cloaking. 662 00:34:24,573 --> 00:34:25,242 [gasps] 663 00:34:25,326 --> 00:34:26,036 [crashing] 664 00:34:26,495 --> 00:34:28,793 [roars] 665 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:30,548 [gasps] 666 00:34:30,633 --> 00:34:32,387 It's not enough you Destroy your own world 667 00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:34,810 Now you have to Destroy ours, too? 668 00:34:34,895 --> 00:34:35,270 Wait, you don't under... 669 00:34:35,354 --> 00:34:37,861 Fire! 670 00:34:40,535 --> 00:34:43,711 [screams] 671 00:34:58,462 --> 00:35:00,342 [roars] 672 00:35:12,544 --> 00:35:13,923 You just made... 673 00:35:14,007 --> 00:35:16,221 A big mistake. 674 00:35:17,976 --> 00:35:20,902 Well, gang, there's good news And bad news. 675 00:35:20,985 --> 00:35:22,823 The good news, My powers are back. 676 00:35:22,907 --> 00:35:27,211 Bad news, my powers are back! 677 00:35:27,295 --> 00:35:28,507 [inhales deeply] 678 00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:30,261 [wails...] 679 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:40,374 Danny, it's you. 680 00:35:40,457 --> 00:35:42,755 Well, it was always you, but... 681 00:35:42,840 --> 00:35:45,012 I know what You mean, sam, thanks. 682 00:35:45,096 --> 00:35:46,851 Those ghosts Are gonna come back. 683 00:35:46,934 --> 00:35:49,275 And something tells me They're not gonna be Too happy about helping us. 684 00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:50,778 You're right. 685 00:35:50,863 --> 00:35:53,579 We better get out of here Until we've got This thing figured out. 686 00:35:53,662 --> 00:35:55,584 If we went in through The billboard's mouth 687 00:35:55,668 --> 00:35:57,841 I don't want to know Where we're coming out. 688 00:35:57,924 --> 00:35:59,094 Newsman: danny phantom is back. 689 00:35:59,177 --> 00:36:00,306 After a strange absence 690 00:36:00,389 --> 00:36:02,353 The teen ghost fighter Has returned 691 00:36:02,437 --> 00:36:03,481 With a message for the world. 692 00:36:05,906 --> 00:36:07,535 Uh, hello, there. 693 00:36:07,619 --> 00:36:10,126 I have a plan that could Save us all from the asteroid. 694 00:36:10,209 --> 00:36:12,884 And this one is absolutely free. 695 00:36:12,967 --> 00:36:15,850 How great is that? 696 00:36:15,934 --> 00:36:18,149 If ghosts can't Touch the asteroid 697 00:36:18,233 --> 00:36:19,987 Then how are You gonna stop it? 698 00:36:20,071 --> 00:36:23,080 Because we're not gonna Turn the asteroid intangible. 699 00:36:23,163 --> 00:36:25,837 We're gonna turn The earth intangible. 700 00:36:25,921 --> 00:36:27,634 [crowd gasps] 701 00:36:28,972 --> 00:36:30,266 [clears throat] 702 00:36:30,350 --> 00:36:32,857 Ladies, gentlemen, Various nations and stuff. 703 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,155 My name is tucker foley. 704 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,493 And I am a techno-geek. 705 00:36:36,576 --> 00:36:38,331 Hi, tucker. 706 00:36:38,415 --> 00:36:39,126 Dudes. 707 00:36:39,209 --> 00:36:40,045 [beep] 708 00:36:40,129 --> 00:36:41,883 Tucker: the new plan Is very simple. 709 00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:43,722 With a strong enough Ghostly power source 710 00:36:43,806 --> 00:36:45,686 And a big enough Transfer device 711 00:36:45,769 --> 00:36:49,990 We can send The ghosts' intangibility Across the entire planet. 712 00:36:50,073 --> 00:36:52,831 This way, the disaster-oid Will pass harmlessly through it. 713 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:02,400 That's the plan, Who's with us? 714 00:37:14,059 --> 00:37:16,273 [cheering] 715 00:37:16,357 --> 00:37:18,656 They never put that much effort Into their schoolwork. 716 00:37:24,255 --> 00:37:28,893 Danny: tucker foley will lead The construction team in Building the transfer device. 717 00:37:28,977 --> 00:37:33,531 While jack and maddie fenton's Team will spread the transfer Cables across the globe. 718 00:37:43,811 --> 00:37:46,402 If we all come together, Not as separate nations 719 00:37:46,485 --> 00:37:50,413 But as one world, We can do this. 720 00:37:54,049 --> 00:37:55,385 Not bad, huh? 721 00:37:55,469 --> 00:37:58,060 Now all we need is a massive Ghost power source. 722 00:37:58,143 --> 00:37:59,606 Sure you don't want us To go with you? 723 00:37:59,689 --> 00:38:02,740 I'm sure, I can move faster on my own. 724 00:38:02,823 --> 00:38:04,663 By the way, Where do mom and dad 725 00:38:04,746 --> 00:38:07,127 Think "Danny fenton" Is right now, anyway? 726 00:38:07,211 --> 00:38:11,306 With them, I re-dressed The tuck-bot 9000 to make it Look and act like you. 727 00:38:11,390 --> 00:38:11,891 They'll never know The difference. 728 00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:17,323 Nothin' like saving the world With your old man, eh, danny? 729 00:38:17,407 --> 00:38:18,494 Comment does not compute. 730 00:38:18,577 --> 00:38:20,875 Your voice is changing already? 731 00:38:20,959 --> 00:38:22,881 Man, they grow up so fast. 732 00:38:22,965 --> 00:38:24,511 Gotta go. 733 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:27,687 According to the map, A portal's gonna open up over The pole any minute now. 734 00:38:27,770 --> 00:38:30,152 See you back here soon, Little brother. 735 00:38:30,235 --> 00:38:31,238 And thanks. 736 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,303 It's the ring You were gonna give valerie. 737 00:38:39,387 --> 00:38:40,849 You asked me To hold it, remember? 738 00:38:40,932 --> 00:38:43,941 Something tells me It was really meant for me. 739 00:38:44,025 --> 00:38:45,153 Take it with you 740 00:38:45,237 --> 00:38:47,452 But promise To bring it back. 741 00:38:47,535 --> 00:38:48,455 If you promise, then... 742 00:38:48,538 --> 00:38:50,669 Then I know I'll see you again. 743 00:38:50,753 --> 00:38:53,134 If we make it through this... 744 00:38:53,218 --> 00:38:54,932 when we make it through this. 745 00:38:55,015 --> 00:38:58,400 Right, when we Make it through this 746 00:38:58,483 --> 00:39:01,032 I have a few things I need to talk to you about. 747 00:39:01,116 --> 00:39:03,247 I think I'd be Willing to listen. 748 00:39:03,330 --> 00:39:04,626 And no matter how This thing ends 749 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,467 This whole ride We've been on together 750 00:39:07,551 --> 00:39:08,345 I wouldn't change it For the world. 751 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:10,893 Not one bit. 752 00:39:10,978 --> 00:39:11,980 Me, neither, I... 753 00:39:16,242 --> 00:39:21,549 [♪...] 754 00:39:27,817 --> 00:39:30,533 Wow, remind me to Save the world more often. 755 00:39:30,617 --> 00:39:31,453 Go. 756 00:39:41,147 --> 00:39:42,485 Danny: right on cue. 757 00:39:42,568 --> 00:39:44,741 Atomic batteries to power. 758 00:39:44,824 --> 00:39:45,075 Turbines to speed. 759 00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,957 One ghost power source Comin' up. 760 00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:19,048 Ok, one down, 96 bazillion to go. 761 00:40:29,662 --> 00:40:32,503 [screams] 762 00:40:32,586 --> 00:40:33,381 Awesome! 763 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:35,595 I think this is gonna work. [grunts] 764 00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:36,890 [alarms beep] 765 00:40:40,275 --> 00:40:41,988 Computer: auto-eject. 766 00:40:42,072 --> 00:40:43,535 What? 767 00:40:43,618 --> 00:40:44,996 [danny screams] 768 00:40:50,847 --> 00:40:52,978 [ghostly laughter] 769 00:40:53,061 --> 00:40:56,028 We warned you once, ghost brat. 770 00:41:03,007 --> 00:41:04,845 Wait, let me explain. 771 00:41:04,929 --> 00:41:06,976 Our worlds are linked. 772 00:41:07,060 --> 00:41:09,650 If mine goes, yours goes, too. 773 00:41:09,735 --> 00:41:10,905 I have a plan. 774 00:41:13,036 --> 00:41:14,080 [danny grunts] 775 00:41:14,582 --> 00:41:16,713 [screams] 776 00:41:18,259 --> 00:41:19,053 Look, I know you hate my world 777 00:41:19,136 --> 00:41:21,769 And wouldn't lift A finger to help it. 778 00:41:21,852 --> 00:41:24,527 But I thought you might care About saving your own. 779 00:41:28,246 --> 00:41:29,750 He's coming back. 780 00:41:31,129 --> 00:41:33,678 [cheering] 781 00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:39,904 Danny... 782 00:41:39,988 --> 00:41:42,913 No, he, he can't be. 783 00:41:44,835 --> 00:41:45,921 It's coming! 784 00:41:49,181 --> 00:41:54,195 Listen, I just want you all To know that... I love you. 785 00:41:54,279 --> 00:41:57,455 And I'm so proud of each And every one of you For trying your best. 786 00:41:57,538 --> 00:41:58,708 We love you, too, dad. 787 00:41:58,791 --> 00:42:00,714 At least we're all together. 788 00:42:00,797 --> 00:42:01,675 [sobbing] 789 00:42:01,759 --> 00:42:05,310 I... Oh, mom. 790 00:42:05,394 --> 00:42:06,898 There's something You need to know. 791 00:42:10,074 --> 00:42:10,826 [gasps] a robot? 792 00:42:10,910 --> 00:42:12,121 Where's danny? 793 00:42:12,205 --> 00:42:14,086 Jasmine, where's your brother? 794 00:42:15,548 --> 00:42:15,590 [gasps] 795 00:42:17,387 --> 00:42:19,894 Jack, where's danny? 796 00:42:19,978 --> 00:42:20,604 Look, the portal. 797 00:42:29,839 --> 00:42:31,845 [cheering] 798 00:42:46,511 --> 00:42:49,270 I still can't believe You guys agreed to help me. 799 00:42:49,353 --> 00:42:51,944 Looks like there is a heart Under all that cyber-armor. 800 00:42:52,028 --> 00:42:53,532 Don't get too sentimental. 801 00:42:53,616 --> 00:42:55,789 We're not here to save you, We're here to save us. 802 00:42:56,624 --> 00:42:58,797 Let's just Get this party started. 803 00:43:21,111 --> 00:43:22,908 Danny: tucker! 804 00:43:22,992 --> 00:43:25,415 How... Much.... Longer? 805 00:43:27,839 --> 00:43:29,887 Now! 806 00:44:05,405 --> 00:44:06,700 [grunts] 807 00:44:06,784 --> 00:44:08,664 [all grunting] 808 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:11,004 Where's the asteroid? 809 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:26,089 Whew. 810 00:44:32,398 --> 00:44:33,736 [cheering] 811 00:44:34,404 --> 00:44:37,245 Danny: ooh, oh, ooh! 812 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:37,580 [danny grunts] 813 00:44:37,663 --> 00:44:39,586 Awesome. 814 00:44:39,669 --> 00:44:40,881 Nice job, little brother. 815 00:44:40,964 --> 00:44:43,096 Or should I say "Hero." 816 00:44:45,854 --> 00:44:48,612 Danny: I don't know what to say Other than thanks, skulker. 817 00:44:48,695 --> 00:44:49,615 To all of you. 818 00:44:49,698 --> 00:44:52,623 Don't get too mushy On us, ghost child. 819 00:44:52,706 --> 00:44:54,754 Remember, I'll never Stop hunting you. 820 00:44:54,838 --> 00:44:58,181 And now that You've saved your world 821 00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,771 You're a much more Valuable prize. 822 00:45:09,422 --> 00:45:10,508 Jack: nice job, danny. 823 00:45:10,592 --> 00:45:14,979 Or should we say "Danny." 824 00:45:15,062 --> 00:45:16,316 What? 825 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:18,030 Uh...Sorry, citizens. 826 00:45:18,113 --> 00:45:22,375 But I have no idea What you're talking about. 827 00:45:22,459 --> 00:45:25,300 Isn't there something You want to tell us? 828 00:45:25,383 --> 00:45:29,813 Jazz: it's ok, danny, they know. 829 00:45:42,391 --> 00:45:45,190 [cheering] 830 00:45:54,801 --> 00:45:57,100 Citizens of amity park And of the world. 831 00:45:57,183 --> 00:45:59,648 As the youngest mayor In amity park history 832 00:45:59,733 --> 00:46:02,699 It's my great honor to present This commemorative statue 833 00:46:02,782 --> 00:46:06,335 Honoring the hero Who bravely saved us all. 834 00:46:07,671 --> 00:46:09,928 Danny phantom. 835 00:46:10,012 --> 00:46:11,558 Tucker: an exact Duplicate of this statue 836 00:46:11,642 --> 00:46:14,901 Stands proudly in the capital Of every nation of the world. 837 00:46:14,984 --> 00:46:17,408 And each will stand for As long as we have our world. 838 00:46:17,492 --> 00:46:20,500 Because thanks to danny phantom, We still have one. 839 00:46:20,584 --> 00:46:24,720 I still wonder how Danny was able to Fool us for so long. 840 00:46:24,805 --> 00:46:27,688 Good question, But I gotta admit, He was good. 841 00:46:27,771 --> 00:46:28,774 After all, it's nearly Impossible to fool me. 842 00:46:28,857 --> 00:46:30,822 Isn't that right, danny? 843 00:46:30,905 --> 00:46:32,493 Affirmative, father. 844 00:46:32,576 --> 00:46:33,663 That's my boy. 845 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,215 Where the heck Are danny and sam? 846 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:38,385 I don't know. 847 00:46:38,468 --> 00:46:41,769 He said he had some unfinished Business to attend to. 848 00:46:41,853 --> 00:46:44,611 Sam: I can't believe You didn't want to attend Your own ceremony. 849 00:46:44,695 --> 00:46:46,199 Well, you know me. 850 00:46:46,283 --> 00:46:48,789 I kind of like sitting on The sidelines sometimes. 851 00:46:48,874 --> 00:46:51,046 And your folks are cool with Knowing your secret identity? 852 00:46:51,130 --> 00:46:54,013 Yeah, the time For secrets is over. 853 00:46:54,096 --> 00:46:57,022 The world is safe, Time for new beginnings. 854 00:46:57,105 --> 00:46:59,487 My dad even says he wants me To team up with him now. 855 00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:01,326 Says I can be his sidekick. 856 00:47:01,409 --> 00:47:02,203 You're a big star now. 857 00:47:02,287 --> 00:47:04,668 Probably the biggest In the world. 858 00:47:04,752 --> 00:47:06,549 Yeah, it's weird, huh? 859 00:47:06,633 --> 00:47:08,513 You'll probably get pretty busy. 860 00:47:08,596 --> 00:47:09,682 What else is new? 861 00:47:09,767 --> 00:47:12,525 And I probably won't See much of you anymore. 862 00:47:12,608 --> 00:47:14,321 Oh, I wouldn't count on that. 863 00:47:15,449 --> 00:47:19,419 Sam, I could never have done Any of this without you. 864 00:47:21,424 --> 00:47:23,514 And I don't care What's coming next. 865 00:47:23,597 --> 00:47:25,562 I just hope that whatever it is 866 00:47:25,645 --> 00:47:27,108 You're there to Share it with me. 867 00:47:27,191 --> 00:47:29,072 I will be. 868 00:47:29,155 --> 00:47:31,412 I just have to warn you, I'm no pushover, you know. 869 00:47:31,495 --> 00:47:33,250 I still have My own way of doing things. 870 00:47:33,334 --> 00:47:34,379 that's what I'm counting on. 871 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:44,867 Actually, being a free-roaming Space nomad isn't half-bad. 872 00:47:44,950 --> 00:47:46,664 At least it's quiet, and I... 873 00:47:46,748 --> 00:47:47,834 [screams] 874 00:47:49,965 --> 00:47:51,470 What do you say? 875 00:47:51,553 --> 00:47:52,973 Want to go for a ride? 876 00:47:53,057 --> 00:47:54,519 See where the future takes us? 877 00:47:54,603 --> 00:47:54,645 Why not? 878 00:48:03,044 --> 00:48:04,172 Sam: cool statue. 879 00:48:04,255 --> 00:48:07,348 Personally, I would've made it Out of recycled materials. 880 00:48:07,431 --> 00:48:08,602 But, you know, that's just me. 881 00:48:12,488 --> 00:48:17,712 [♪...] 882 00:48:22,474 --> 00:48:25,065 [♪...] 883 00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:02,882 Men: ♪ billionfold ♪ 884 00:49:02,966 --> 00:49:04,345 Spoken: inc. 885 00:49:04,428 --> 00:49:07,061 [♪...] 61928

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