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Lick my balls!
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You fucking grubby,
fat-legged toad of an old lesbian!
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I'll show her who wears
the lederhosen around here.
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I'll put my milk machine on those udders
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and she'll have to lactate
until I've had my fill!
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Got that?
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That means...
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we do what now?
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We'll get her a nice, juicy bone.
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We'll solve the case.
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We'll solve it so fast...
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Faster than you can say "pussy Porsche".
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And then we can finally enjoy
our well-earned peace and quiet.
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Lil' partner.
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Want me to carry you
over the threshold, princess?
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It makes him sick to his stomach,
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but there's no getting around it.
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And so Bruno descends
into the fairy den.
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Mark's heart, on the other hand, beats
in his chest like a flamingo in heat.
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This is his paradise.
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He's dreamt of entering
a club like this a million times.
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Six, seven, step to the front...
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Head up and...
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No, no, no, no!
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What's wrong with you?
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Just look at yourselves!
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We want to shine at the funeral service.
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We're doing this for Sugar Candy.
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Go, go, go! Move over.
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Look.
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I want to see attitude.
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Presence. Glamor.
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Shady, you're 10 years younger than me.
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Learn those damn moves
instead of shoveling down chips.
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This isn't something my mom
or the Lord above gave me.
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The plastic surgeon did.
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Sorry.
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Great show.
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You sure seem to be upset
that one of your ladies was murdered.
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We're rehearsing
for Sugar Candy's funeral.
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She would've liked it.
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I'm surprised to see you here, though.
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We're the police, after all.
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Your friends and helpers.
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Good one.
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What do you want?
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I'd like a nice bourbon
and a hot piece of ass.
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But for now,
I have some questions about our victim.
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Any idea who might've been after him?
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Enemies, debts, drugs?
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Did you bicker much?
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We're like one big family.
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The girls loved Sugar.
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And she was like a daughter to me.
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Like a daughter.
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You didn't allow her
to eat chips either?
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So, where were you ladies last night?
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We were all at Kitty, where else?
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Of course we were here.
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-We've got nothing to do with it.
-Take it easy.
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We performed our show
and we were all here after.
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Except for Sugar. She left earlier.
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-Where did she go?
-Home, I think.
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Or to her new lover.
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She wouldn't tell us who he was.
She was extremely secretive about it.
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I see, an ominous lover.
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If any of you remember anything,
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you know where to find me.
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High-pressure system Sabrina
is upon us with 38 degrees Celsius.
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Tomorrow, more hot air
is expected from the southwest.
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The nights are tropical,
at 24 degrees Celsius.
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Those fucking sissies.
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Let me tell you something, kid.
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Tomorrow we'll be sitting in the sun,
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grilling a beautiful tomahawk steak
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and drinking a beer
to another case solved.
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We don't even have a lead yet.
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That's what you think.
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I think there's something fishy
about those fags.
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-Think it was one of the drag queens?
-Yep.
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Something's up.
I feel it in my piss.
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More coffee, gentlemen?
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Shouldn't we investigate
more possibilities?
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She mentioned that lover. Perhaps...
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Listen up, kid.
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You can't trust those folks.
Least of all Queen Dick.
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I can smell when people try to con me.
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It's high time I took a piss.
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Another drink?
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Would you like a drink?
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No.
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I mean, yes. Yes, I...
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I'll have a Cola Light.
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I'm a police officer.
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I can see that.
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-A Cola Light for the police officer?
-Yeah.
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Okay.
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Dammit.
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Thank you.
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Wanna try?
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Well?
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It's good.
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No, I meant your name.
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Tell me.
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Right...
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Mark. I'm Mark Solowski.
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Mark Solowski.
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I'm Mikky. Mikky Flinn.
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Holy shit!
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Mikky!
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Mikky Flinn!
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Man, that last match was nuts.
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American football.
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-Helping out Conny again?
-Sure. I'm happy to.
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Uncle Rudi's hip is playing up again.
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Mikky, you're a great kid.
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I'll never forget last season. Last
match, you in defense, right cornerback.
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Hallelujah! You sure took
those sons-of-bitches for a ride.
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-Look.
-What?
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-No.
-My pleasure.
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Son-of-a-bitch. Mark?
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Tickets for tonight's
championship match.
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You, me, and this young devil.
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-What?
-We'll have a blast.
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-Mikky, are you coming? Table three.
-Coming.
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See you later.
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See you later, kid. See you.
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And now we have a date.
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Fyodor Petrov fled here
from Novosibirsk three years ago.
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He was granted asylum, because as
a gay man in Russia, he was persecuted.
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He has no relatives here.
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He turned 22 two days ago.
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Basically still a child.
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As I suspected, he died instantaneously
when his neck fractured.
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It's a clean break.
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He must have fallen head-on
on a hard edge.
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An edge? What kind of edge?
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That's hard to say.
A curbstone? A chair?
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I suspect a stairway.
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I also found something else.
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Skin fragments.
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Under his fingernails.
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-From a struggle?
-Presumably.
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Doesn't that mean
we may have the murderer's DNA?
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Perhaps it matches
someone in the database?
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You're an eager beaver.
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A good student.
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But look at these abrasions.
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Looks like someone pulled something
off his neck.
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That makes you
the new equal opportunities officer.
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Congratulations, Nancy.
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Thanks, boss.
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Comrade Klöpel. Solowski.
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What's the latest?
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Everything under control, ma'am.
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We're on top of it.
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I've got something called instinct,
if you know what I mean.
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-Hey, Dan.
-Want a piece?
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-My wife baked it.
-Celebrating something?
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Yes, we finally know what it'll be.
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If it's one of yours, I'm sure
it's a little fairytale princess.
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-It's a boy.
-Congratulations.
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Well, good job hitting the hole.
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-What are you doing?
-The boss wants the posters gone.
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The titty girl's staying.
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I don't know, Bruno,
let's not make trouble.
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The titty girl stays.
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Did you find the dead fag's phone yet?
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No, it wasn't on him
and we didn't search his flat.
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How lazy are you?
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Why hasn't anyone checked
his panties yet?
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We need that phone.
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Who knows what dirty secrets
are hiding on it.
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When would we have done that?
I've got my hands full.
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Thank you.
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Come, Mark.
We'll do it ourselves.
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Yes, Chief.
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-Thanks for the cake.
-Sure thing.
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Sugar Candy lived here?
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Sure looks cozy.
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2-4.
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2-6.
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Looks like someone beat us to it.
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What a mess.
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Someone was looking for something here.
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Whoever came here first
was very thorough.
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Shit.
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Chief, if the murderer was here,
then this is a crime scene.
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Peter should come to secure evidence.
Shall I call him?
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Do what you've got to do.
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I'll meet you at the car.
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I'm really sorry.
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But we'll do our best
to find your murderer.
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Not bad.
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They teach you that
at the academy nowadays?
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There was no match in the database.
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-Huh?
-With the DNA on the corpse.
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So the murderer is unknown.
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-And the phone?
-Can't be traced.
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Either it's off,
or someone destroyed it.
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That necklace...
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Yes, she's wearing it on every photo.
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The neck abrasions...
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They must be from the necklace.
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That means that if we find the necklace,
we might find...
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...the murderer.
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Who likes to steal shiny stuff?
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Magpies?
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Faggots.
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I was at that private birthday party
for Maurice yesterday...
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It was horrific. Really.
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You were right not to go.
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There wasn't any bubbly.
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Oh God.
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The pecker party is over!
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The what?
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-Who's got that fucking necklace?
-Get out of here!
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What the hell is this?
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Stop acting like 12-year-old,
pony-obsessed girls.
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Who recognizes this fucking necklace?
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-That's Sugar's necklace.
-Correct.
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And I want to know who's hiding it
in their purse or their panties.
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Mark.
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Search the drawers.
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Get up and line up in a row.
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I swear...
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I'll have you all arrested!
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One after the other!
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I can play rough too!
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What is going on in here?
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Leave the girls alone right now.
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Children, get out.
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Out.
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Right.
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And now you're going
to explain yourself.
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Do you even have a search warrant?
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Let's both drop
the sanctimonious bullshit.
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I want to know
where that fucking necklace is.
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Okay, darling. You're right.
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Let's drop the bullshit.
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I know you want to get rid of us.
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Of course, it would be convenient
if one of us murdered Sugar.
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But I'll say this
for the very last time,
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it wasn't one of us.
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Then why don't you tell me
about yourself?
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What about me?
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Where were you after the show?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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I was at home.
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Alone.
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Damn.
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No alibi.
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You know what I think?
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I think you're hiding something from me.
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For people like you,
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prison can be extremely unpleasant.
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For people like me?
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Unless, of course, you like getting
thoroughly plowed by some rednecks.
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And your little servants here,
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they won't be there to suck your dick.
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Chief?
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It's clean. There's no necklace here.
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See you soon...
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Lady Lovelyn.
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Steep stairway, don't you think?
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00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:48,600
Someone could have a nasty fall here.
267
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,360
Yes, possibly.
268
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:55,040
I think we found our suspect.
What do you think?
269
00:21:55,200 --> 00:21:57,920
It looks like it, I guess.
270
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,720
What's gotten into you?
271
00:21:59,880 --> 00:22:01,200
Don't worry.
272
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:05,320
Tomorrow we'll show that old dyke who
wear the pants around here. You and me.
273
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,840
This is our stomping ground
and always will be.
274
00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,760
But right now it's quitting time.
275
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,080
I don't know what your plans are,
276
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:16,080
but I've earned my date
with 11 muscular men fair and square.
277
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,120
Did they piss in your beer?
278
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:35,640
That's a fucking foul!
279
00:22:40,440 --> 00:22:42,440
Referee!
280
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:43,680
Idiot!
281
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,760
Ugly wiener faces!
That's what you are!
282
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,480
I don't believe it!
283
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:09,520
Foul!
284
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,480
You fuckface!
285
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:16,920
Ref, are your undies too tight?
286
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:23,600
Look, it's Mikky!
Mikky's coming on!
287
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:26,320
Mikky!
288
00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:28,920
Mikky Flinn!
289
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,720
The flying eagle!
290
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,680
Mikky!
291
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,720
Mikky Flinn!
292
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,920
Now we're talking.
293
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,240
Mikky!
294
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,000
You little rascal!
295
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:50,440
Come on, come on, come on!
296
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,640
Jerk!
297
00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:57,560
Now, now, now! Come on!
298
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,320
Go, go, go!
299
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,200
Touchdown!
300
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,800
-Touchdown!
-Touchdown!
301
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,200
Suckers!
302
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,840
Did you see that?
Yeah, he's my friend, this kid.
303
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,320
Well, boys?
304
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:37,360
Where's Mikky Flinn, that old eagle?
305
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,040
-I don't think we can go in here.
-Come on.
306
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:41,280
Mikky!
307
00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:45,960
Mikky Flinn,
the man whose feet are on fire.
308
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:48,640
-You son-of-a-bitch. Great match.
-Thanks.
309
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,560
Here, our little friend caught
your ball. Would you...
310
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,720
Sure thing. Anything for you two.
311
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,560
-There. See?
-Thanks.
312
00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:10,080
-Here you are.
-Thank you.
313
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,320
Alright. Keep it up!
314
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,760
Two hot dogs, please.
315
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,480
Go wait in the car.
I won't be long.
316
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,160
Alice!
317
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,120
-Enjoy.
-Keep the change.
318
00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:53,560
Alice?
319
00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:56,840
Yes?
320
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:58,840
I...
321
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:00,760
I wanted to remind you of our date.
322
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:03,600
As compensation for the bite.
323
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,680
Right. I forgot. Sorry.
324
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,320
I really am.
325
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:09,640
I... I'll be in touch.
326
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:19,240
How about tomorrow night?
327
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,400
I'm really very busy.
328
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,400
I was thinking Chateau Rouge.
329
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:25,640
For a glass of wine.
330
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,400
Kasper, not again.
331
00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,800
Kasper, stop it.
332
00:26:32,120 --> 00:26:34,240
Okay. Eight o'clock.
333
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,440
I can pick you up.
334
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:37,400
Not necessary.
I'll see you there.
335
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,120
I've still got it.
336
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,040
So, how are things with you?
337
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,720
With the ladies.
338
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,360
Good.
339
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,120
That's what I figured.
340
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,440
Gone skating yet?
341
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,960
What?
342
00:27:12,120 --> 00:27:13,880
Have you danced the mambo?
343
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,400
No, no, we only just met.
344
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Okay, listen carefully.
345
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:27,120
On your first date,
you need to act very confident.
346
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:30,960
Put on your best shirt, or even a suit.
Girls like that.
347
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,760
Then you pick some fancy bar.
348
00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:39,000
You know, where folks drink fancy stuff
like Moscow Mule or Aperol Spritz.
349
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,800
Don't bother with that.
350
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:43,160
You order a can opener.
351
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,520
-A what?
-A can opener.
352
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,880
Or a panty inspector.
353
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:50,720
It's a sugary-sweet cocktail.
354
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:55,280
Your girl won't notice the alcohol.
She'll get randy like a baboon in heat.
355
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,360
Then you look her deep in the eyes.
356
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,720
Don't ever look away.
357
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,600
Because if you do,
358
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,040
she'll have won
and she'll walk all over you.
359
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:11,720
Always show her you're the man.
360
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:13,600
-Got that?
-Okay.
361
00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:14,680
So?
362
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,000
Fancy bar.
363
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,520
Can opener.
364
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:23,440
And be the man.
365
00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:24,800
And look her in the eyes.
366
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
What's her name?
367
00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:32,080
Michaela.
368
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:33,960
"Michaela".
369
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,000
Sounds filthy.
370
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:42,760
You really like her, huh?
371
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,840
Yes, very much.
372
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,760
You'll be fine.
373
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,400
You think so, Chief?
374
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:55,760
I don't know, somehow...
375
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:01,000
I think she's out of my league, sir.
376
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:04,920
No, no, no, stop that!
Nobody says that about my Mark.
377
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,560
You're a good boy.
378
00:29:09,520 --> 00:29:13,000
You know, what's in here...
379
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:15,640
That's the only thing that matters.
380
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,920
And don't call me "sir".
I'm not your grandpa.
381
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:21,560
We're partners.
382
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:25,720
All right, Chief.
383
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,640
Don't forget to put a rubber
over your shmock.
384
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:31,280
The clap is no joke.
385
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,200
It feels like you bathed
your salami in hot sauce.
386
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,400
Hello? Hey!
387
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,400
Mikky?
388
00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,240
Yes... it's Mark.
389
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,520
Mark Solowski, I...
390
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,480
Well... I wanted to ask you if...
391
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,840
Tomo...
392
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:28,800
Yes, tomorrow is fine...
393
00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,200
Yes, I look forward to it too.
394
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,480
See... Yeah. See you tomorrow.
395
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,720
Yes. Bye.
396
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,480
I've got a date.
397
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,600
You're a cowboy. You're a man.
398
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:12,520
You'll get that birdie to sing.
399
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:16,440
You'll chew up that bone
for your little poodle.
400
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:20,360
You're a man.
401
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,280
Baby?
402
00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:43,800
My baby?
403
00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:48,880
Please.
404
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,520
That feels so good.
405
00:31:58,680 --> 00:32:00,840
"How long had she waited for this?
406
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,280
She'd counted down the hours
in her room.
407
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,640
Now, finally, she was lying there,
408
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,000
ready to receive him.
409
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:11,240
The Scottish Lord Ramie McGlensmith
410
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,720
pressed his strong loins against
those of Lady Kathleen McDougal.
411
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:20,520
His magnificent sword rammed into her
pleasure cave in the silvery moonlight.
412
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:23,200
When they reached their climax together,
413
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,240
they screamed into the dark,
Scottish night,
414
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,320
and loved each other anew.
415
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,160
THE SCOTTISH LORD'S PLAYMATE
416
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,120
Kathleen rode her white horse Cinder
417
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,120
through the cool,
pitch-black Highlands landscape.
418
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,720
Since that night with Lord McGlensmith,
she thought of him constantly.
419
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:48,400
His long, curly blond hair,
420
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:52,880
his full, moist lips, his chest,
421
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,320
his bestial scent...
422
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,080
Finally, she arrived at his keep.
423
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,160
She was afraid.
424
00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:14,000
What if it was a joke?
425
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,960
What if he mocked her
and sent her away?
426
00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,560
She was about to turn Cinder around.
427
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,400
Had she been a fool?
428
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:27,720
-Just then...
-Mark.
429
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:30,200
...she heard his soft voice.
430
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:34,640
A soft, vibrant baritone
that made her body tremble."
431
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,760
I saw you.
432
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,520
With my heart.
433
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:40,840
What?
434
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,320
What's your shoe size?
435
00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,760
Seven. And a half.
436
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:52,800
Sorry, I thought...
437
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,680
I can still go change.
438
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,120
Nonsense, you look cute.
439
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:02,600
Is that for me?
440
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:15,600
Shall we?
441
00:34:22,560 --> 00:34:25,360
-Here you are. Enjoy.
-Thank you.
442
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,960
Evenin', miss.
443
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,400
A double whiskey and a can opener
when my lady arrives.
444
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,400
You know what I mean?
445
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,040
We don't have a can opener.
446
00:34:39,960 --> 00:34:41,760
How about a panty inspector?
447
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,840
A sweet drink, a sugary-sweet cocktail
448
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,880
which will make her panty
flutter off to Shanghai.
449
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:53,080
Sure thing.
450
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:21,240
Alice...
451
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:31,880
May I, ma'am?
452
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:33,960
Thank you.
453
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,320
Hey, I can hold you.
454
00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:07,560
Sorry.
455
00:36:07,720 --> 00:36:08,880
Thanks.
456
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,960
Ready?
457
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:15,320
Let's go then.
458
00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:23,880
Fun, isn't it?
459
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,160
Yes, it's fun.
460
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:30,640
But don't let go of me.
461
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,240
Don't worry, I won't let go.
462
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,880
Hold on.
463
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:30,800
Nice cowboy hat.
464
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,040
It's a real Texan hat.
465
00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:34,720
Cost me a pretty penny.
466
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,760
Right.
467
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,680
Here's the bourbon, for the gentleman.
468
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:45,640
And the panty inspector, for the lady.
469
00:37:47,560 --> 00:37:48,960
I don't drink sweet stuff.
470
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:51,320
I'll have the bourbon.
471
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,520
So, you're a policeman?
472
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:17,040
Yes, for over 30 years now.
473
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:21,440
And why did you become a policeman?
474
00:38:22,240 --> 00:38:26,000
A policeman used to visit
my dad's bar every night.
475
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,680
A real man, a real hulk.
Everyone respected him.
476
00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,560
He watched over our neighborhood.
477
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,480
I was very impressed as a little kid,
478
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:36,880
so I wanted
to grow up to be just like him.
479
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:39,920
Kasper, my son...
480
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,640
-The little biter?
-Yes.
481
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,920
He wants to become a policeman
when he grows up too.
482
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:49,360
I can take him for a ride.
483
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,040
You'd do that?
484
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:53,200
He would flip.
485
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:54,480
Sure thing.
486
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:57,000
He can learn how to become a real man.
487
00:38:57,960 --> 00:38:59,280
How to impress the ladies.
488
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,320
And how to let these do the talking.
489
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:02,880
He's eight.
490
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,440
My father taught me
how to be a man from early on.
491
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,560
That means, don't cry,
492
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:11,840
boys fight,
493
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,600
and always keep an eye on the chicks.
494
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,800
Know what my street name is?
495
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:23,160
Boom Boom Bruno.
496
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:32,120
What do you say,
after we finish our drinks,
497
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:34,120
we go for a spin in my ride?
498
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,560
Listen to some jazz.
499
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,600
Just the two of us,
500
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:40,560
my lady and me.
501
00:39:41,920 --> 00:39:45,480
Let me tell you something,
Boom Boom Bruno,
502
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,600
just to make myself absolutely clear.
503
00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:49,920
You and me, that'll never happen.
504
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,240
I have no patience for your stupid talk.
505
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:57,280
I'm only here for Kasper,
who is waiting for me at home.
506
00:39:57,440 --> 00:39:58,640
That's cleared up then.
507
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,680
Thanks for the drink.
508
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,760
Have a nice evening.
509
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,160
But...
510
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,120
Anything else?
511
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,520
Bourbon, a whole bottle.
512
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:33,240
Wow! You're really good.
513
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:38,800
Thank you.
514
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:45,120
What's it like patrolling all day?
515
00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:48,960
With a gun and in uniform, I mean.
516
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,360
Cool?
517
00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:54,880
You're so sweet.
518
00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:57,320
You should be proud.
519
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,320
It's really sexy.
520
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:03,840
Really?
521
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,520
It's crazy, I... I hardly know you,
but I really like you.
522
00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:17,920
Yeah, I...
523
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,000
I like you too.
524
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,160
I told you I wouldn't let you fall.
525
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Yeah.
526
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,040
Look at those fairies!
527
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:47,680
Can't they get a room?
528
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:52,160
I can't do this.
529
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,200
They're idiots. Ignore them.
530
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,520
No, sorry, I can't do it.
531
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,760
I'm such a fucking coward.
532
00:43:11,720 --> 00:43:13,360
Hello, handsome.
533
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,120
My handsome Bruno Bear.
534
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,400
Eccolo di nuovo.
535
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,560
And he's back.
536
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:35,960
Nope, little Alfredo just didn't
feel like getting up today.
537
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,880
He works perfectly well.
538
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:40,240
Maybe you just had cold hands.
539
00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,520
Fiddlesticks.
540
00:43:42,680 --> 00:43:45,840
Let me tell you
why he didn't want to say hi.
541
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:49,320
Because you're in love, stupido!
542
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,680
Love is for idiots.
543
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:55,600
Do I look like a little girl
scribbling hearts in her diary?
544
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:58,960
I don't want to hear it.
545
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,040
Avanti, the next customer's coming.
546
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,920
Ciao, bello.
547
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:09,160
Oh, and Bruno...
548
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:14,400
-You should stop ignoring it.
-What?
549
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,720
Go to a doctor and let Alfredo heal up.
550
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,080
Ma'am.
551
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:34,960
What would a fat Italian whore know
about how we're doing?
552
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:49,040
-Mornin'.
-Morning, Chief.
553
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,560
So?
554
00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:53,280
-Did you...
-...go skating?
555
00:44:53,440 --> 00:44:54,640
Yes, we did.
556
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:58,440
You little stallion.
I'm proud of you.
557
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,480
You learned from the best.
From the women whisperer.
558
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,560
You owe me, kid.
559
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:06,200
And you?
560
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,400
You know me.
561
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:12,680
I gave that randy cat a good stroking
562
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:14,920
and set off the confetti cannon.
563
00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:30,640
Today's my birthday.
564
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:34,880
Congratulations.
565
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:38,160
Did you ask us in here to serenade you?
566
00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:42,320
Won't be needed.
I just got my birthday present.
567
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:43,960
Nancy?
568
00:45:55,040 --> 00:45:56,640
This is David Williams.
569
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,480
I prefer...
570
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,840
Lady Lovelyn.
571
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:05,680
Mr. Williams filed a complaint
against you, Klöpel.
572
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,120
Coercion, racism, sexism,
and unlawful entry to Kitty.
573
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,720
That went faster than I expected.
574
00:46:15,240 --> 00:46:17,760
-Cunning fag.
-Excuse me?
575
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:22,400
Ma'am, I'm convinced
something's fishy in that joint.
576
00:46:22,560 --> 00:46:24,240
The murderer comes from the club.
577
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:27,120
I suspect that this one
has skeletons in the closet.
578
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,800
-Do you have solid evidence?
-Not yet.
579
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:31,200
I see.
580
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:34,080
You know what that means?
581
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,640
I warned you.
582
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,760
One little misstep
and you're out, Klöpel.
583
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,200
Excuse me, ma'am.
584
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:55,120
It's not true.
585
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:01,360
My colleague Klöpel
did his job by the book.
586
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,880
He conducted a witness interview
and was neither sexist nor racist.
587
00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:07,560
That's a lie!
588
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,760
Then David Williams
589
00:47:10,920 --> 00:47:12,920
started insulting him and...
590
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,800
he spat at him.
591
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,760
Did you spit at the officer?
592
00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:26,720
Yes.
593
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,800
I did.
594
00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,840
But only after he insulted me.
595
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:36,120
Klöpel, do you wish to file a complaint
against Mr. Williams?
596
00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,040
It's not necessary.
597
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,000
You're a true partner, kid.
598
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,800
That black peacock did it.
I bet my balls on it.
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